I tried Star Wars Outlaws so you won't have to

[@theonlyzanny]

20% off on all items! Now's the time to grab a Cyber Maul outlaws 🖍️ crowdmade.com/collections/zanny

[@redrexix8106]

You sell better items that are ten times more than Ubisoft ones. Also, I am a big fan of all of your videos, Zan Man!

[@יעקבכהן-ו3מ]

THE BEST outlaw review i saw.

[@filmstuff3240]

Honestly the reason why it seems so easy is becouse you have the difficulty on normal. When I brought it up one it became alot more fun.

[@BraveImmortal101]

😂😂😂😂 game of the year

[@theonlyzanny]

@@filmstuff3240 Bumping up the difficulty doesn't help how shallow the combat and how stupid the AI is. Difficulty is not the problem here lol

[@Fire_Summoner]

"Don't worry about this grenade launcher, I put a silencer on it" Truly the ultimate stealth mechanics.

[@ThreadBareHope1234]

Ubisoft already almost recycles the same mechanics and game play for each AC, they seriously could've just borrowed Unity's stealth and sound mechanics for Outlaws. And used a vibro blade or pistol whip as a melee attack (rather than those weak punches). Kay could've been a Zam Wessle stealth hacker smooth talker with a vibro blade rather than 20% sneak thief, 80% a wanna be Rambo. And besides that, they could've at least added more to the character creator. She doesn't have to be Angelina Jolie hot, but they should've scanned the actress as she is and allow some people can play a human and whoever wants an Skyrim Elf can mangle the character model as they see fit. And if they really care about attracting women to star wars, more cropped jackets and some make up options (if they really want to appeal to girls. Even if it's only 3 lip sticks and 5 eye shadows). I guess the modding community will fix it. Lol

[@PavelKapusta1337]

Payday 2 in a nutshell

[@verguco6051]

this has been done, assassins creed rouge

[@ARAUJOoo_0]

​@@ThreadBareHope1234whats the problem if a character is "hot"?

[@R3TR0J4N]

finally weapon to surpass the metal gear

[@Mixxed_King]

13:48 “He should’ve been the main character.” A commando droid adventuring end galaxy, possibly getting out of his masters control and dealing with droid hate would be awesome

[@ThreadBareHope1234]

And his line about "I'm not broke" makes me think he takes issue with being thrown out, or isn't taken seriously. Already a mysterious character

[@benstanfill363]

Him punching a trooper and knocking them out would actually make sense too.

[@stevenkhan4203]

Opportunities like that existing and then being ignored has been the cardinal sin of Star Wars games... for ages. Seriously, why are the only games where we can play as the bad guys either Multiplayer (Battlefront), bad/switch sides before the end (Battlefront 2 Campaign) or older games (KOTOR 1 and 2, the MMO).

[@Atoll-ok1zm]

There's about a billion ways to write an amazing character in the starwars universe. So many sources of inspiration, so many lore bits to build on, and they just never use it.

[@cacti4324]

DID SOMEBODY SAY SEQUEL?!!!! They could fix everything wrong with outlaws and work off the good starting base to give us a sequel with him as the man playable character!! 😮

[@kilppa]

For years we were wondering why stormtroopers are using the armor if it doesn't protect from blasters. Now we learn that their helmets don't even protect from a punch.

[@AbdefFable1]

Enthusiasts know that the armor does protect from standard blaster fire. Smugglers and Rebels have overcharged blasters or stronger weapons that can melt through the stuff but your average person would only be able to injure a stormtrooper since the armor is meant to absorb energy. Meanwhile it was common knowledge for years since the Original Trilogy that these guys can be taken out with physical/kinetic projectiles like rocks and spears, and rogue one even had a staff shattering the armor like cheap plastic TLDR: Armor good for average blaster, bad against military grade lasers and physical attacks

[@randeli7785]

​@@AbdefFable1you really thought bringing up their easy defeat by primitive teddy bears would be a good defense.

[@brotlowskyrgseg1018]

@@AbdefFable1 "TLDR: Armor good for average blaster, bad against military grade lasers and physical attacks" So you're saying it's only good against some sort of knockoff swiss pocket laser, not any of the weapons their enemies would be expected to carry. And even then you can still just deck them with the hilt or any other blunt objetct.

[@fenrirsulfr42]

@@AbdefFable1 Bro it sounds like if knights wore armor that protected them from paesants' brooms and not enemy spears

[@suraulevemec9140]

@@AbdefFable1 Actually Ewoks are superhumanly strong, that's the only way Episode 6 makes sense.

[@FrostDzNz]

In Star Wars outlaws you play as Kay. Kay, the daughter of the local governor, likes to pretend she is an outlaw, fighting the empire and doing jobs for the crime lords. The soldiers and guards play along because of her father, doing fake searches and pretending to fall when she hits their helmets

[@kaidenelliott4408]

That is a very funny headcannon.

[@s.d.m.g361]

this is my headcannon now.

[@zilpzalpmukkefukk]

You made it work. Careful, they might hire you

[@grey11aldering]

​@@zilpzalpmukkefukk or sue them😅

[@MsSwthrt102]

Its representation for the activist writers of today

[@muaxh03]

"The target audience is toddlers" literally the next frame is him gambling, I see what you did there lol

[@FlawlessFrivolity]

HEY ITS THE DYING LIGHT GUY

[@lewdjiggle2011]

Mr. Beast outlaws

[@lightthefuse9780]

@@FlawlessFrivolity oh, you are right

[@okami9039]

Hey it's the guy who knows what every devs intention are somehow

[@molythegamingdog]

hey its the guy who has all timers

[@Saintz1408]

“Don’t shoot, don’t shoot” “Okay”

[@sidecharacter7165]

Well at least Stormtroopers aren’t ever scared with a trigger-finger or corrupt or evil, she would be dead then.

[@candiesassorted]

“You truly are a war of stars.” -John Outlaw

[@VenomBean17]

A little off topic here, but did the John something meme come from halo or something else?

[@MohnJarstonWasThere1907]

@@VenomBean17 i think it came from halo, yes 😂

[@candiesassorted]

@@VenomBean17 my best guess is that it came from master chief since his name is John

[@VenomBean17]

@@MohnJarstonWasThere1907 oh ok, thx lol

[@at0m1c2]

Star wars: outlaws. Perfection. Kay death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. Nix also.

[@DarthVrs]

16:01 "If you immerse yourself in 6s the 10s will hit harder" quote of the year

[@markrennie86]

pffft, hasn't been a 10 game in ages... if you immerse yourself in 6's, they'll just keep making 6's.

[@phily708]

@@markrennie86 fallen order (2 years after release) was a ten

[@The_EveningSwan]

Thank you. I didn’t want to give Ubisoft money

[@piglonx5907]

AIN'T NOBODY WANTS TO😭🙏

[@Ree241]

@@piglonx5907I did for the master chief skin in R6

[@Ilovechaos383]

Yea fuck Ubisoft😂

[@8thMusketeer]

THE Evening Swan?? Oh my gosh, I'm such a huge fan!

[@John_The_Fourth]

Agreed

[@anarchyman292]

This game really has a "remember kids, a true pirate never takes another man's belongings" kinds feel to it. Like I half expected them to have a message reading " a true star wars outlaw plays nice" or some shit like that

[@randeli7785]

It's weird how this game is clearly inspired by GTA or Watch Dogs like the wanted system, but you can't have fun messing with the local pedestrians despite being a criminal. You only kill bad guys.

[@k_Shadi18]

Skull and Bones bro😭😭

[@Volgalist]

True pirate literally never take another man's belongings, the goods are just ownerless or given by authority.

[@randeli7785]

@@Volgalist seems like One Piece is your only exposure to pirates.

[@aca347]

@@randeli7785 I think the problem stems from trying to do a kid-friendly criminal underworld story. You gotta show crime, but you gotta make sure it’s nothing that bad. So you kinda end up showcasing how fun and adventurous and wholesome the criminal life is.

[@mika-1917]

Zanny: “The game isn’t the complete worst and has some qualities to it but still needs some improvements.” Also Zanny: Threatens to buy you the game if you don’t subscribe.

[@nynsho2326]

I mean... a 2/10 isn't the complete worst. And yet you would still cry if you somehow threw 80$ inside your trashcan you oh-so-lovely labeled "Ubisoft".

[@mika-1917]

@@nynsho2326 I guess. I personally don’t care about the game either way. I just thought it was funny, Zanny’s sudden change in tone going from “It’s not all bad, but not great” to “I will give it to you as punishment”.

[@ftw4twcs]

it got me to switch tabs to drop a like. I don't want none of this.

[@somethingthatisntcringe757]

@@nynsho2326I don’t think you now what a 2/10 is, this is more like a 6.5-7

[@davidreesewilliams4512]

10:24 give him a chance he wants to be in the best unit

[@pariah87]

I cant believe "journalists" and KZbinrs compared it to RDR2. What a slap in the face to Rockstar devs who actually made a quality game.

[@manithperera6330]

That's prolly cos they got paid to say that

[@pariah87]

@@manithperera6330 oh 100%, it's just sad how many people I seen say that

[@Franklin-q3l]

Rockstar are the only genuine AAA company ubisoft and ea have fallen

[@notyourdaddude1957]

@@Franklin-q3l Rockstar is slowly but surely follow in their steps too.

[@pariah87]

@@Franklin-q3l Rockstar is my bread and butter and trust me when I say that they are also falling. Just the other day I found evidence of them using crypto libraries in GTA 6's source code/tools.

[@F1etcher]

Star Wars Outlaws: "We are the first Star Wars open world game!" SWTOR: "You're just an expensive fuckin knockoff"

[@copuim_dealer]

Ubisoft: "oh no i'm the upgrade" (If you've seen the boys you know who wins)

[@Cubert0331]

God swtor is so good! Still!!

[@BatmanSmiling]

LEGO Star Wars the Skywalker Saga: I’m here too y’know

[@TheSNESGrounder]

Star Wars Galaxies did that all the way back in 2003 and it was lovely

[@threshruleroftheshadowisle4247]

i like your comment

[@Zavenge]

"Finn and Rose are up there wasting screen time" bro I can't 🤣

[@KevinSutton]

Best joke in the video for sure! 😂

[@iHeartThe90s]

Yea that one got me too 😂 Every time is hear of Rose Tico it only reminds me of just how far Star Wars has truly fallen. I know I sound dumb, But I honestly believe it will be back someday

[@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong]

@@iHeartThe90s The sad state of modern Star Wars is comparable to citizens of the Galaxy during Empire's dark reign.

[@josh5dude]

That fucking murdered me.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

That aspect of The Last Jedi doesn't get enough hate, honestly. Their entire sidequest was garbage and filler for time.

[@ozzi2856]

i have never seen a studio so vehemently opposed to any kind of innovation and creativity

[@Klont123]

EA enters the chat.

[@okthisisepic9218]

Bungie has entered the chat

[@renangelo419]

@@Klont123 I was just about to say, Allow me to introduce EA 💀

[@legitimate_opposition2002]

Have you played the game?

[@nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375]

​@@legitimate_opposition2002Played this game several years ago, but they changed the skin, back then the game took place in Egypt in the construction of the pyramids. They even called it "Origins" or something

[@seanbrosnan9876]

“Like the video or I’ll send you a code for Star Wars: Outlaws” on it boss, can’t risk that

[@rndmcreater]

That line caught me off guard and made me chuckle

[@reizak8966]

BD-1 is an icon. He's my child. I would take a bullet for him. Nyx was a room full of Ubisoft execs who realized that people like cute things and axolotls are popular right now.

[@juancabardo21]

I would die for BD

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

Quit being a corporate bootlicker. The droid was created to sell toys as well

[@rhetiq9989]

Sir I’d die for both of them

[@emilstrobel1371]

@@rhetiq9989And you are so real for that!

[@Strawberrymilkdrink]

​@@emilstrobel1371 a real *shill*

[@mikesrandomanimations2870]

its always wild that Big Companies are given a GEM (star wars) and pretty much spoon-fed information from the old movies and Fans, yet they still can never get any product right

[@2MeterLP]

Big company, big brand. There is never any passion in these projects. The decision makers want safe, easy profit and the workers are only there for a paycheck.

[@DeathstroketheTerminator]

Because they didn't make a star wars game. They made a shitty shooter and gave it a star wars skin. Any game, movie etc. would get better by having a John Williams score or character designs directly made or inspired by Ralph McQuarrie. However even that can't hide the hollow insides of the gameplay, world and story

[@NickCageDrippp]

jedi fallen order/survivor were gems

[@ZacHawkins42]

It's almost as if they know the unthinking überfans will just blindly consume every new product...

[@lucasmatiasdelaguilamacdon7798]

Star Wars was never a gem. It’s a very simplistic story, with very simple characters, with a very simple plot. It had its charm but it was never that complex or deep. The actual moments when it did something deep and complex is when used as a medium, and not as a basis. The real gems are things like KOTOR or Andor, which do not care about Star Wars itself, but about making a good story. Instead things like Mando or the Obi Wan show only cared about making something Star Wars, without crafting a story. They wanted to make an open world Star Wars without having the story first. One should first craft a story, a world, a plot, and only then apply Star Wars to it. Instead, they just grabbed any random Ubi game and added a Star Wars coat of paint. In fact, adding a Star Wars skin can work, if done with a story and experience in mind first and foremost, something that was clearly not done here.

[@Ronfost89]

"First ever open world Star Wars game, if you don't count Galaxies or The Old Republic." would have been more apt.

[@danieltobin4498]

I mean technically Skywalker Saga is also open world

[@spectralassassin6030]

Ain't that one Lego Star Wars game open world? The new one.

[@purson8]

Also fallen order??

[@Lurk.]

@@purson8 Not open world, just a large linear, same with survivor. Kinda like resident evils, large maps, but not freedom

[@FunkyChicken251]

@@underleftthat is objectively incorrect.

[@FatRefrigerator]

Ubi world building has always been fantastic. The atmosphere of The Division 1/2 and even the AC games are good, its just the gameplay that lacks.

[@rd0676]

The cookie cutter gameplay is definitely a shortfall, but their stories have never exactly been anything to write home about either. It’s not usually offensively bad- but it’s not once ever been a primary driver bringing people to their games either

[@curiousconsultant7922]

@@rd0676 There are exceptions to that. Watchdogs 1 actually had a decent plot. The Ezio trilogy as well. And while not too story driven, the underlying plot of Ghost Recon Wildlands wasn't half bad either. Not to mention the OG Splinter cell games. But for the last 10 or so years, every new Ubi entry feels like it was generated by a robot who wouldn't know creativity if it hacked into its OS

[@insurancescam9489]

0:01 "Welcome to the first ever open world Star Wars game" Clearly ubisoft has never heard of swtor

[@MONKEY_BEAM]

or Galaxies

[@Kal-213]

Or Jedi Survivor

[@kirby7294]

​@@MONKEY_BEAM or KOTOR I & 2, or Jedi Academy, or Lego Star Wars.

[@masoneldred516]

@@Kal-213I’d say that’s semi open world

[@christiancoblentz370]

those aren’t open worlds technically, they’re more exploratory but not complete open worlds. horizon zero dawn or the new zelda are but in the star wars games, this is technically one of the first big open worlds or is supposed to be. i haven’t seen if you can truly travel anywhere in the game yet lol

[@nathanball4029]

1:10 “and that little critter right there is star wars’ next highly marketable toy”

[@farronkeeps9598]

"They have the foundations for something good here" is honestly how I would sum up most of Ubi's catalogue. Interesting ideas, thematic mechanics, and overall vibes are how they managed to sell Assassin's Creed, The Division, Watch Dogs, and Far Cry. Unfortunately, everything else is almost certainly half baked, which is how they managed to turn off people who've bought those same games.

[@MintBunHunter]

Thing is, “good foundation and concept” us not something you’d want from a 70$ title

[@DeadKraken]

@@MintBunHunter Right. That's only half of what a whole game should be, would be more reasonable to sell it at 30\35.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

I really liked the first Assassins Creed when it came out in 2007. Big open world to parkour around in, assassinate bad guys. The combat was very bad but if you avoided that, it was fun. And for 2007, the size of the map and the graphics were very good. Then AC2 came out and it was like; hey heres a guy with an annoying fake italian accent, and we added a crossbow, thatll be 60 bucks please. Like nah. And then they made the same game again but it was in Rome instead, which was pretty cool, but come on that shouldve been a 20-30 dollar expansion at most. I stopped playing after that. Same with Far Cry, Ive played 2 and 3, and Blood Dragon was really fun. But then they just started releasing the same game with a new island and a new villain but everything else is exactly the same.

[@adity-m2g]

​@@TheSuperappelflapBro thats how every game IP is GTA Tomb raider Uncharted and how to forget COD and tons of other IPs

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@adity-m2g yeah I don't play new games anymore since like 2012. Sc2, csgo, Skyrim. That's about when I tuned out. Been getting into dwarf fortress lately, great game. And I've played some newer indie games. Gloomhaven and For the King. Some other stuff. But the mainstream stuff is just the same as what I played over a decade ago, but worse.

[@FendergodGaming]

All of her stealth finishers are so funny 😂 She would break her hands punch those trooper helmets 😂💀💀

[@donder172]

She'd probably break it even if they didn't wear any armor.

[@fjalarhenriksson]

yes the angle of her punches would definetly breake her wrists. besides.. try punching someone in a bucket type helmet and see how much it affects them 🤣

[@ocherki]

0:55 "I have never seen Ubisoft meeting before" 🤣🤣🤣 It's been just a minute Zanny, I'm already dead 💀

[@kingcarson-kq5se]

alot of people missed it lol

[@andrewsullivan6171]

Ok like what the heck is this. No way punching a storm trooper with a helmet on does more damage than a blaster. And Zanny’s right in the first 30 seconds. Zanny,” are you going to shoot me? No? Pow pow pow”

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

Ubisoft is even using the Assassin Creed hand hang animation T-T It's so embarrassingly lazy!!

[@swordsman1137]

Yeah.. i really hate how trooper armor dumbed down with each year passed. They reach level of better not using it

[@aif004]

Funny how people bring this up but forgets how Han punches out a trooper in Return of the Jedi.

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

@@aif004 Doesn't matter, it still ridiculous, like I can see maybe you can do it ONE time and it would leave you with a sore hand, but to do 100 times like it's nothing is just too much lol

[@RusticRonnie]

@@xxCrimsonSpiritxxactually its standard practice in game development, not everything is made from scratch every game… even back on the NES you reused what you could

[@Eiglayn_Misthios]

2023 had Starfield 2024 has Outlaws Truly a time for big budget space games..

[@jessetanner8774]

Luckily no man's sky has evolved to greatness

[@garcalej]

They must have spent all that budget on cocaine, cause this fucking sucks....

[@truhampton7434]

@@garcalej i feel it would have been better if they did.

[@jeremytoth7635]

@@truhampton7434lmfaooo unfortunately to say but it probably would have been much better if they were all doing lines during production 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@crabnix]

So are we just going to forget KSP2 and forgive those sons of bitches at Take-two? Never in my books

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

“You wanna buy some death sticks?” “YES” 😂

[@unhinged135]

Ubisoft should've used Watch Dogs 2 as a foundation to build this game. Imagine all the cool gadgets we could've gotten, the smooth parkour and the actually fun combat

[@aca347]

Watch Dogs 2 had that tonality problem as well. The characters act like they are jolly little hippie peaceful activist hipsters joking around and in the gameplay you go around shooting people in the head. Also the game doesn't take its own "totalitarian surveillance is bad and we should oppose it" message seriously. Main characters are supposedly fighting against an absolute evil totalitarian dystopia like they are going start some urban guerilla warfare shit, and they joke around and do childish stunts. Like Outlaws, where they show you a menacing, threatening villain with a possibly dark backstory and then have him ridiculed by a critter.

[@MorkandGork]

​@@aca347what do you mean dedsec San Francisco totally isn't a terrorist group..... Not like wrench was making homemade ieds in his basement or anything and dedsec was like alright you're in 😂. Watch dogs are just for anarchists to get their rocks off

[@TheEsdaniel]

​@@aca347and when Danny says they should have given her a club or something, literally copy Aiden's whole thing from WD 1 and I would be super sold

[@kefido4850]

@@aca347 you dint have to shoot people, there are electric stun weapons. I always used them and never killed someone

[@coreycasciano3255]

@@aca347that is called ludonarrative dissonance, but i do agree it’s hard for me to imagine Marcus actually killing people

[@ghninja0]

I can't wait until this hits Steam in 6 months with a 75% discount.

[@spidey15phoenix63]

Still won't be worth your time

[@Filterdeez]

² weeks*

[@okthisisepic9218]

Why? Why play trash at any amount that’s genuinely such a dumb train of thought

[@legitimate_opposition2002]

Y’all are tweaking this game is phenomenal. Stop listening to the reviews and open your eyes. Go watch some non-commentary gameplay. I have literally never spent more time in photo mode on any other video game in my life.

[@anthonytaylor5910]

@@legitimate_opposition2002k

[@Ruush_]

Ubi really been making the exact same game for the past 5 years just with a different title and characters. Edit: Probably more like 10+ years lol

[@PistolArrow76]

Lol literally not true but go ahead let penguinz01 keep you from missing out. The facial animations are ass and the melee attacks suck but everything else is spot on. This is a true open world star wars game with alot of shit to do side missions upgrades gambling random events etc.

[@yahya23ew]

more like ten years

[@offworlder461]

And somehow Ubisoft's new games are worse than their old games.

[@ApsmneShsbshu]

Outlaws is nothing like any recent Ubisoft game.

[@Smileforthecamera-1]

@@PistolArrow76 "all of you are wrong" type guy

[@kamikaze00007]

Notice how at the very start the huge fireworks in the sky were not casting any illumination at all. Light that doesn't light sh*t up. AAAA stuff right there.

[@Workrategetschingy]

Oh wow big whoop get a grip

[@Hockeyfan268]

“Finn and Rose are up there wasting screen time” fuckkk that got me

[@godzillaplayz5235]

Zanny always out here saving us from the greedy AAA games

[@BullyMaguire314]

Well according to Ubisoft this is one of their new AAAA games. It’s also the FIRST open world star wars game 🙄

[@dastvan8002]

@@BullyMaguire314 Lego Skywalker Saga: _spits out its coffee_

[@arthurcorreia7204]

AAAA*

[@LyricClock-fo8he]

@@dastvan8002Star Wars the old republic

[@INSiDErria]

@@arthurcorreia7204 the 4th A stands for Absolute dogshit

[@VenomBean17]

"what are we, some kind of, star wars outlaws?"

[@Allen-qx4re]

“Say that Again.”

[@jakeyerzik2973]

"Okay.. uhh.. what.. what are we?"

[@oompalumpus699]

We will Out the Law on this Star with Wars.

[@Mizzo_Frizzo]

This is the first video like this that I watched all the way through in a looooooong time. I wasn't gonna play outlaws, but I still appreciate that you did so that I definitely, definitely don't have to. Mucho appreciatimo, muchacho.

[@rajeshperumalla4208]

I still remember him saying “ who ever loses has to play star wars out laws next in a duel of black myth wukong and he lost the duel “ 😂😂😂

[@coreycasciano3255]

Yikes

[@dearcastiel4667]

"Tatooine, a fan favorite" I can't express enough how utterly tired and done I am of seeing that f*cking desert in Star Wars, it's supposed to be a totaly whatever planet with nothing interesting on it, it's the whole reason the Hutts are based there, it's because official authority won't bother seriously going there becouse it's a pointless sh*thole planet. Stop. Going. To. Tatooine. The planet is not interesting, never has been, never will be, it's not good looking, it's not alien, IT IS JUST A FRIGGIN' DESERT, STOP

[@matteohaverkamp9486]

TBF, if there's one game that should have tatooine it's this game because of the hutts

[@codysmith66]

"But...Anakin Skywalker is from there so its gotta be important! And his son too!" Some modern day star wars writer, probably.

[@dagonblackowo9592]

Yeah idk who said that planet was the shit but if one more Star Wars game is based there I’m gonna crash out

[@ryon5174]

That’s kinda me with Kashyyk tbh

[@codysmith66]

@ryon5174 Kashykk actually serves as an important area for lumber and physical labour to the empire, so it actually makes sense to see it more often. But not ole Desert land.

[@Sriram-ig6pr]

Your sacrifice will be remembered Zanny! Once an outlaw always an outlaw lol

[@theace1602]

the only thing i like about this game and i mean the ONLY thing is that they showed how stormtrooper armor would look irl, got the straps, the pieces dont bend and go through each other, instead the plates move under each other and the cod piece is loose instead of a solid part so you can actually sit in it. As a cosplayer i appreciated that bit bc now it is canon and I can get my certification with the 501st for actually comfy armor lmfao

[@StopReadingMyNameOrElse]

"Do you remember the Spider-Man 2 MJ missions?" Thank you for this sacrifice of playing something that will continue to not exist for me.

[@daseafrate2025]

So spiderman 2 does not exist for you?

[@StopReadingMyNameOrElse]

@@daseafrate2025 No I meant the sacrifice of playing Outlaws.

[@MIlkMan-d6y]

It’s so cool you decided to name your dog after the critter from Star Wars Outlaws.

[@cholla9176]

Tbh the game could be so good. The reputation system is cool, and the fast talk feature is actually a good idea. If the combat was more interesting, the enemies AI was actually decent, and it was like half as expensive it could actually be a decent game. I think the biggest problem is probably the fact that it’s made by Ubisoft tho, so they of course they didn’t do any of that cause they just wanna make as much money as possible.

[@cholla9176]

They also could have given it more of a GTA but in Star Wars feel

[@ashortginger]

I agree it’s not perfect but man is it a cool Star Wars game

[@cholla9176]

@@ashortgingerfr. I don’t think it’s horrible, but it could have been so peak if Ubisoft had been more creative

[@Daddy_Grimm]

I wish this game took after Red Dead Redemption 2, like being able to antagonize people in bars then quick drawing on them would have been cool as hell in a Star Wars setting

[@zippolighter4903]

​@@ashortginger It's mid at best. They had everything to make it a great SW game, but chose not to and it sucks to see

[@MattGabnai]

"The UI is clean, I think the meme got to them" As an ex-Ubi dev, yes, we had that very pic you show in a UI meeting as to what not to do :D

[@SAR-1346]

“The first open world Star Wars game” Lego Star Wars: “I’d ask if I’m a joke to you, but you are to everyone”

[@DiegoTan66]

There were many open world Star Wars games, but Lego Star Wars was not one of them...

[@shell6467]

@@DiegoTan66 lego star wars is actually an open world game

[@Echoe-14]

@@shell6467Skywalker saga is, TCS had a hub and limited levels

[@shell6467]

@@Echoe-14 TCS is more of a semi-open world but it’s still considered as open world nevertheless. Same goes for clone war

[@Echoe-14]

@@shell6467 Ok

[@dhakman8765]

Ubisoft: This is the first ever open world Star Wars game! Lego Star Wars Force Awakens/Skywalker Saga: You sure about that?

[@HardbassSoviet]

In all honesty. ZANNY’S right, we need ND-5 to be the protagonist instead of some smuggler who I can’t even remember the name of…

[@Brother_O4TS]

You'd think having a protagonist who's part of a very discriminated group in the galaxy would make a lot more sense than some random human woman with an alien pet and would get more people to be interested, but no, Ubisoft knows what's best, allegedly

[@Spencestar]

We need more clanker representation in gaming

[@starvinmarvin2130]

​@@Spencestarwith the hard r bro?😮

[@Shob1234]

@@Spencestar yo the c-word not cool man

[@jonaldjodonald1888]

Who do you think you are, clanka?

[@Dwightknignt]

Star Wars outlaws feels like how I imagine an undercover cop game would be if it was bad

[@dodo_the_dodo_bird4794]

I'm so happy Zanny liked Nix so much he named his dog after him!😁

[@tripleh327]

i like the fact that they did not even bother to insert special takedown animation for enemy wearing an armour punch in the face to people wearing full head armour instant ko yeah quality game design

[@miguelmonteiro2219]

Damn it's crazy that Zany named is dog after a alien dog in a Star Wars game. Dude must really love Ubisoft

[@oompalumpus699]

Zanny, Ubisoft super fan confirmed!? Uncharted guy be seething.

[@Butcho22]

7:19 bro put himself in the game as a lizard sidekick 😂

[@zombiekillerr9764]

KInd of sad when Battlefront II (2017) has better AI enemies 8 years ago compared to the AI in this game. And the enemies actually felt more dangerous in the story mode and multiplayer.

[@ryanspencer6778]

The AI in the original Battlefront from 2004 seems to be better than the AI in this.

[@randomstormtrooper3345]

@@ryanspencer6778 BF2004's AI is actually so dang smart for its time, they would take cover, track you down once spotted, and tactical nade spam. Shame 2005 nerfed em to bits

[@agamersjournal]

Stormtrooper: "It's one of ours!" "A breakthrough in the investigation" XD

[@fjalarhenriksson]

yeah its stupid that, that line is even in there even a blind man can see that its another trooper

[@Vekren]

Lmao that conversation at 6:00 re-enacting the detention level convo between Han and the guard.

[@TheEverburningFathom]

bro i literally spit out my drink during the "are you seelo?" --"I REMEMBER WHEN"

[@udontseethetruth]

Remember people, a game about DARTH MAUL was cancelled once, and now we have this. Remember that.

[@TheNormie19]

13:33 no way she thought punching a DROID was a good move 💀💀💀

[@DanteVerde-pt9zc]

Blaster won't work must be weak to punches

[@Kooldood0874]

R.I.P to that one clone from the clone wars movie 😔❤️🙏

[@Captain_Draco]

The ship looks like a default Starfield build, lol. Fallen Order's ship was dope as hell.

[@DC-hw7fw]

I WISH we could fly that thing SOO BAD!

[@redheathan1386]

Loved the Han Solo quote made my day😂 thx for the laughs

[@VaniFoxOfficial]

Thank you for your sacrifice.

[@arkhamwarden1205]

“Welcome to the first ever open world Star Wars game” KOTOR: Am I a joke to you? Also at this point, that’s not something you want to advertising

[@crashazoid]

9:40 Everyone walking out of the theater after The Rise of Skywalker

[@CrisSpartan]

"Akiva. Toshara. Tatooine, a fan favorite of course" yelling at the background NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I just died

[@JamesFlahiff]

Its so cool you named your dog after nix from Star Wars Outlaws! I can tell its your favorite character by far!

[@Joaquiniii]

15:00 I thought he said “it’s like Fallujah if it got colonized” my jaw dropped.

[@sundown6806]

He probably said "Felucia", which is an existing Star Wars planet. Knowing George Lucas though, Felucia probably is a nod to Fallujah

[@Lilrob06]

The best outcome

[@Geshiko-GuP]

...Felucia*

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Felucia. Not Fallujah. It's a planet in Star Wars.

[@5o1stFilms]

8:24 NAH THE WAY HE RAN UP TO THE HEAVY TROOPER AND JUST STARTED BEATING HIM UP

[@cynic5581]

You can only do that on Story mode. On normal or harder difficulties they will block every melee attempt. You also can’t do a takedown on heavies or droids until you get the shock prod in the game. Honestly the shock prod should be used on all enemies if they have a helmet on. All the animations in the game are there but for some reason Kay will punch someone through a helmet instead.

[@timothyhouse1622]

Star Wars Outlaws: The first open world Star Wars game. Star Wars Galaxies: Am I a joke to you?

[@MikhailS183]

You know how long I have been waiting for this? It's time for Zanny to make a name for himself and become the Outlaw he always wanted to be.

[@patrickjones3546]

15:20 or its a 9 if you're IGN

[@ComeAlongKay]

I don’t know if they were good at one point but if so man have they fallen. Who’s game informer, have they gone full woke shill corporate mindless type thing or what?

[@Dacrada]

Punching armored Stormtroopers with your apparently weightless, Toothless-wannabee creature... It sounds so fun, I can wait to play it.

[@kylebaryonyx9478]

If we want a great open world Star Wars game, we need to have a game built from the ground up to give players freedom to go where they want. Basically no matter what these game designers do, it always feels like you're only seeing a tiny fraction of the galaxy. Take a game like Elite Dangerous, put some actually good on-foot gameplay into it, and the Star Wars coat of paint with mission-giving factions, known planets, ships, and the like, and then turn players loose into it. It'll garner a devoted fanbase that will keep the game alive for years

[@lonestoner8297]

Star Wars Outlaws: "We are robbing you of your money." Lol or Star Wars Outlaws: "Please buy us, we're on sale 80% off."

[@Rust·Spencer·Cohle]

They're 'outlaws' as in they've already did a heist and taken it all from the shills who support this dumpster fire of a game.

[@chasepowell1077]

By this point in the galaxy Darth Maul is already dead- does he know?

[@bragsaint7824]

"The first open world star wars game" Kotor:

[@chosenstation]

the slowest uppercut reaction time i have ever witnessed in a game, like i believe a sloth could counter that XD Disney still trying to make Disney princesses and their annoying sidekicks

[@erinv1232]

16:08 Zanny, let’s be honest, he’s basically your dog too

[@rogziel_]

Thanks for dropping that deep lore,I thought Nix was a bit random but seeing this it all makes sense,u like this character so much u went back in time to name ur dog this instead of what u originally wanted

[@leonturner]

The only bad thing about this vid is that the skillfull editing, funny banter from zanny (at the games expense) and the amount of dedication to not playing the game how the devs intended actually makes this joke of a video game look fun.

[@denizs.9619]

"Escape from the club" Zanny: Introvert Pov That's uncalled for, i mean it is true but..

[@BULLFADE]

Cant believe you liked the axolotl so much that you named your dog after it.

[@gamingchannel4]

I literally saw the gun combat and thought to muself, "huh, this is like that one mj mission where you can actually attack instead of needing to sneak behind seventeen hunters by walking right in front of them or some bullshit like that"

[@DC-hw7fw]

Braindead and devoid of fun. It feels like this was meant to be side content for another game and made a main game.

[@Stolanis]

Funny you mentioned Andor, because that series (well worth watching, BTW) taught me the one thing I need to know about Star Wars: The only way to make Star Wars in any way enjoyable for an adult audience is by making it as little like the main-line Star Wars movies as possible. Although to be fair, when I was a kid even Empire Strikes Back scared me. If I'd watched Andor as a kid I'd've been scarred for life.

[@dollarznc]

This is the longest, most expensive, meme ive ever seen in my life.

[@nolifek1ng]

10:19 The brightest Stormtrooper in f*cking existence

[@Avenginglizard]

Ubisoft: Outlaws is the first open world Star Wars game! SWTOR, KOTOR, Jedi FO and Survivor, Galaxies, LEGO Skywalker Saga (I'm probably forgetting more): Are we a f*cking joke to you?

[@minertitan9890]

None of those are open world lol

[@CharFurious]

@@minertitan9890 someone hasnt been playing star wars games

[@chrisking1029]

​@@minertitan9890swtor is 100% an open world game

[@zts3902]

SWTOR and Galaxies are the only open world games out of those and galaxies barely even counts

[@ZombieOnCoke]

@@zts3902 Galaxies is without contest the most open world star wars game in existence. The maps are massive and you can go anywhere you want, numerous planets each with their own orbits for space missions, can do virtually anything you can think of like being a entertainer getting tips at the local cantina, building your own city as a mayor, becoming a gun manufacturer, spice smuggler, factional or independent pilot, etc. I could go on and on but clearly you've never played SWG or else you wouldn't have such a horrible take.

[@pariah87]

"If you immerse yourself in 6's, the 10's will hit harder." I love this line lol

[@GalaxyDragonArt]

Nyx is literally just a furry axolotil. Also the “What the fuck” and then the “the force!?” Got me laughing so hard

[@tenacity25]

Land axolotl is a based concept but that doesn't mean there's not issue with their inclusion

[@Ree241]

More Black Myth Wukong when? AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[@gundamdetractor337]

i never thought Stormtrooper's armor provided so little protection. even a woman's punch can cause impact through their helmets.

[@Goldfish_1313]

Tbf they were pointless since the original film

[@gundamdetractor337]

@@Goldfish_1313 nah man, thats armor. no matter how bad it is, that punch should never affect them. even if you tell me you're joking. lets be honest at least once.

[@pogyt4671]

@@Goldfish_1313 Nah dude I blame Protaganist Plot Armour BS on it, the people really need to know that the White Duraplasteel Armour the Troops have actually absorb Blaster Fire and should not let them Die unless is more than 4 or 5 Hits. Even knowing Boba Fett broke through the Armour in The Mando Show, he atleast was using a Melee Weapon against them. But now we have this Smuggler Girl just K.O them instantly with just her bare fist, no Brass Knuckles or other Weaponry, JUST HER FUCKING FISTS smh 💀

[@KyriToe]

It's the independent whamen power not the force, the armor designed to stop lazer hits cave in under her victim card oppression

[@hippieyoda1993]

@@KyriToeblaming women again for what? The heroes did this shit constantly in the films Ewoks took out the bloody empire for Christ sake get a real criticism or just shut up

[@Shane_Raw]

@5:48 the "call an ambulance... but not for me!" flashed in my head 😆

[@grimm29x]

The one thing this made good to me is making the theory that droids especially separatists droids can gain sentience.

[@BluJay320]

That’s already been established lore for ages

[@try9449]

"look, its RB551" "no wonder he got blasted, he's one of those older models programmed by a central computer" "not us, were independent thinkers!" "roger roger" "roger roger" "roger roger" "roger roger" "roger roger" "roger roger"

[@grimm29x]

@@BluJay320 well I didn't know.

[@bmo5852]

4:58 who's gonna tell him?

[@Yusf420]

9:49 THE HORSE 🗣️🔥

[@_Miles_Ahead]

14:37 Every time you forgot the title of the new Star Wars movies was golden! 😂 (and relatable)

[@blazingcoolness1238]

6:46 “I’m just shooting children without arms and legs.”💀 Jail time immediately.

[@therealmccoy4726]

For a moment I thought Zanny was saying how? how? HOW? when he was punching the stormtroopers in the face LOL

[@yasininn76]

That was me. Those helmets are supposed to be build to resist lasers. You're telling me girlie has enough strength to punch them hard enough to make someone go unconscious?

[@Shob1234]

@@yasininn76 Exactly. Stormtrooper armor is intended to stop that kind of melee brawling, and it'd definitely take more than 3 hits from a weak idiot to go through 3 centimetres of plastoid armor. Just stupid.

[@DC-hw7fw]

@@Shob1234 Hilarious and unnecessary. They could have invented a dozen tools for her to take people down that could've added some depth, but this game was made for low iq people and children.

[@alenezi989a3]

I don't know who told these devs that Tattooine is a "fan favorite." it's literally one of the most hated planets.

[@Bobman450]

It’s the sand for me. The women and the children too.

[@wearsjorge55]

Then only person who wants to stay on tat is boba. No one else

[@ethanduncan1646]

I don't understand Disney Star War's obsession with that planet. It's lame. It's meant to be in-universe a backwater. Stop setting Stars Wars content there...

[@TheSweetSpirit]

@@ethanduncan1646 I mean it's not even Disney that has an obsession with it. Tattooine's been in so many games (SWG, Knights of the Old Republic, the Old Republic mmo, Shadows of the Empire, I'm sure one of the Jedi Academy games goes there, Empire At War, Rouge Squadron, it's probably harder to find games that don't go to Tattooine. I don't see the appeal either way.

[@StarEximus]

Outlaws had an insanely missed opportunity to not incorporate Coruscant as a location, mainly the Coruscant Underworld, would have been cool if Level 1313 was added as a nod to the cancelled Star Wars 1313. Quite disappointing.

[@Theliquidmonkey]

Ubisoft needs to feel confortable with me not owning their games anymore.