I tried speedrunning Octodad and became an expert at living in a constant struggle

[@blandpotato545]

“I like to believe this octopus is now a dead beat dad” How can he be dead beat if he’s to busy speed running life

[@kohakunushi3028]

Guh

[@SpongiousBird]

Guuhehh

[@sam4gaming135]

Actually he would be an extra beat dad since octopussys have 3 hearts

[@bwisbo279]

My brain read that as dad beat

[@TheKorenji]

@@bwisbo279 sounds groovy

[@shortycrust]

Imagine you wake up one morning and instead of your dad talking to you he starts speedrunning life

[@Viper-jm2tl]

LMAOO

[@RedstoneMiner18]

*oh no-*

[@princeimrahil6557]

Milk%

[@adumbdannia]

Lol

[@FunnysunNet]

I really love this cute vid about this puppy kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGbEYZ2KmJ6GZ5I

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

Fun fact: the best man in the wedding is a fish. You get an achievement for bringing said fish to the altar with you, the achievement is called 'The Best Man'

[@cookk3321]

@@awhitebackground9984 but like why?

[@awhitebackground9984]

@@cookk3321 Why *h w h a t* Say it as what with an H-

[@cookk3321]

@@awhitebackground9984 You talk about something unrelated to the comment or the video so I was just confused

[@awhitebackground9984]

@@cookk3321 :) It's the pfp :D Sorry you didn't get it but I don't think you watched Danganronpa But ik it's unrelated

[@skipper6-9]

Yeah I got it

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Game: *shows what are very obviously beluga whales* EasySpeezy: "Dolphins!"

[@F-14D_Tomcat]

Looks at what is obviously a globe EasySpeezy: cube

[@Nyx42112]

@@F-14D_Tomcat hey, he's a speed runner, not a geologist.

[@leka2095]

No thoughts, only SPEED

[@jjtpg]

@@Nyx42112 hey, he's a speeder runner, not a psychiatrist

[@Nyx42112]

@@jjtpg mmmm speaking of that type of person that idk how I spell and I can't really see it nor want to spell it... Ok.

[@cian_clark]

Easy: and now we just rotate this cube... (he says while rotating a sphere)

[@Whomst_art_thou_babbling]

Lol

[@dor748]

He is an octopus who runs a KZbin channel who just played a game about being an octopus dad. Since he’s an octopus, he’s not the brightest.

[@iamstupidlylockedin]

@@dor748 Don't octopus got like 8 brains?

[@leviallen7210]

CUBE EARTH IS REAL DONT BELIEVE THE LIZARD MEN

[@ampjam]

he’s just rotating the cube so fast it looks like a sphere

[@toyotatacoma1616]

I love how this guy refuses to learn anything about the games he plays. He’s just quickly talking as he runs through a hellscape he doesn’t understand. I imagine this is what a horse’s inner monologue is like.

[@Зол.Э]

You can't speed run someone's life if you know them. Ruin someone unknown is easier. :)

[@CadDriftarus]

It cracked me the hell up. Made it even funnier. To be fair, this game isn't _supposed_ to make sense and feels like a funderful 50's sitcom lol

[@SageGilbert191]

That sounds like me in school

[@maiselph7456]

It feels like he's speedrunning the videos as well.

[@Yusukegirl]

As someone who knows one of the WR holders of this game in a few categories and have watched her runs for years, it's pretty entertaining.

[@onasmore]

‘Rotate this cube’ while playing the GLOBE game.....

[@nujumkey]

Minecraft speedrun confirmed

[@story5874]

wile

[@omnitroph1501]

Can you explain THAT, round-earthers? That's what I thought!

[@story5874]

@@omnitroph1501 find the edge of the flat earth

[@Porrimgaming413]

The earth is a cube

[@pandolinc5288]

Wife: Want some calamari? Octodad: stares in horror at the plate

[@goreobsessed2308]

If give it a try you never know you might be delicious

[@dragonsaway9710]

@@goreobsessed2308 calamari is octopus. Octodad is octopus.

[@goreobsessed2308]

@@dragonsaway9710 oh I know, was supposed to be a morbid joke... Oh well can't land all of em 😜

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

@@dragonsaway9710 Calamari is Squid, not Octopus.

[@Kyumifun]

Aren't some octopuses cannibals? I'm propably wrong but wouldn't be suprised if they really are

[@gravity_cow]

Considering how Octodad and his wife birthed two completely human children, he's doing an excellent job pretending to be a human

[@bro748]

They could've always adopted.

[@glasshorse6893]

probably adopted. if not, he probably would've had made the first inklings

[@just_so_meh_]

Yeah they were adopted. At the end of the game, they reveal that because he was an octopus, he never really had a chance to meet with the Mom. They never really said it, but they do make a joke questioning where did the children come from? If he was able to mate that woman and give us some sort of human DNA to make them children, then the developers would really have to explain that.

[@tarriestkn1ght]

@@just_so_meh_ Except that would literally create Splatoon, but years earlier.

[@汉堡哥]

@@kinishyoa My thoughts exactly

[@fartlord1012]

“The last thing I need to deal with is our wife, and she wants to talk about our marriage but I wanna play some fun games”

[@ZHH_Studios]

*me as a husband in a nutshell*

[@TeamSnowLeopard]

Our wife 😈😈

[@Kyumifun]

Marriage in a nutshell

[@vapidspecter9065]

“Why would you need to have a good marriage when you can have stuffed animals?” *- Easy Speezy, 2021*

[@Fiery_Zephyr]

Wow 511 likes and 0 comments

[@daniellepycroft8157]

@Bween 1.6K likes and 3 replies

[@yunglazerbeam8673]

@@daniellepycroft8157 2k likes and 4 replies

[@ItachiUchiha-ue8tz]

@Yunglazerbeam 2.4K likes and 5 replies

[@Stellar824]

Put that on a tombstone

[@that1guy873]

Could you imagine waking up to find your dad doing like 13 backflips and clip through the back door

[@Monkeyface678]

What if his wife knows and just doesn't want him to be sad

[@wondywon5463]

He doesn’t like how he looks so she respects his choice of hiding it

[@ghostlysweetheart6307]

Stop y’all are making me emotional over a hekkin goofy game about an octopus that’s somehow a dad to 2 fully human children

[@Loltroll8]

@@ghostlysweetheart6307 maybe they adopted?

[@peggedyourdad9560]

@@Loltroll8 kids from a previous marriage/relationship?

[@failmeep5167]

Why does she ask questions in the aquarium then?

[@zappuccino2202]

“And the last thing we wanna do in this area is our wife” -Speezy 2021

[@ericschnautz6603]

A legend to be sure.

[@ironbacon]

*2021

[@kolbus7807]

oh no

[@zappuccino2202]

@@ironbacon oh yeah, oops

[@whateveryouhearditwasntme4109]

You beat me to that comment

[@fromach]

Just realized that the stained glass is of Cthulu. Pretty sure the kids are a blessing from the Ruler of the Sleeping City and the reason most people seem to ignore the weirdo, with non-believers like the Chef being able to see everything the way it is.

[@HungNguyen-fp5ir]

"An expert at living in a constant struggle" Ah, yes, I'm something of an Octodad myself.

[@Kyumifun]

Same

[@het_muisje9898]

get this man on reddit

[@Hamzter1234]

Octodad be like “Wife shut up about our marriage problems I NEED TO GET STUFFED ANIMALS.”

[@Exavack]

This game was a masterpiece, nobody can tell me otherwise.

[@a.b3428]

i 100% agree i was sad when i did all the achievements cause i had nothing left to do

[@Stellar824]

Bro 69 likes

[@MezzoForte4]

@@a.b3428 Speedrun them :D

[@a.b3428]

@@MezzoForte4 I probably will oneday just to beat dev times.

[@maiakromer1747]

Octodad: knocking over everything in his path, stride covers like 10 feet Everyone: a normal man

[@sapphireblue4031]

He's just drunk, better not mess with him

[@wendyluvie4402]

He just doesn't have object permanence. Is not his fault, ok?

[@notbranch9657]

i remember watching a bunch octodad videos in the past and this brings back so much nostalgia

[@aezore2432]

I CAME HERE TO CKMMENT TBE SAME THING YES

[@averagecat4220]

I feel old when I saw that this game came out in 2014

[@evoplanet627]

Samee

[@The_Purrpetrator]

I saw it from DanTDM

[@aezore2432]

@@The_Purrpetrator SAME

[@thebestegg3956]

I remember seeing my dad playing this as a kid and just seeing him in a kitchen being chased around and I had nightmares about it for weeks-

[@Sage-ve3pl]

@InfernoThePyro hey genius, they said kid, not newborn

[@CIubDuck]

@InfernoThePyro the plot he's explaining is from the first game, which came out in 2010. So if he was, say, 8 at the time, he'd be born in 2002. Making him 19-20 years old now.

[@cryguy0000]

@@CIubDuck But he said THIS game, it's one or the other

[@davebob4973]

was your dad a mainstream youtuber during the 2010s

[@Profkol0rado]

​@@CIubDuckcrazy how people born in 2010 are now 14

[@pineconesacramento8802]

"Our son doesn't mow the lawn for some reason because he comes up with excuses" That hits a little too close to home

[@Biggy_man]

@@AxxLAfriku I don't think cool KZbinrs self promote on other people's KZbin channels

[@Axeeco]

@@AxxLAfriku and this guy says he is humble *I r o n i c*

[@Biggy_man]

That's what I thought

[@Zlinkra]

Axxl? More like everyone go mass dislike all their videos with bots xxl

[@TheRealWaffles1]

@@AxxLAfriku Didn’t someone start some beef with u or something

[@lrgogo1517]

There's something uncanny about listening to a man spend the entire run criticizing every character in the story he is actively not engaging with.

[@grandecappuccino2700]

*There's something uncanny about the entire game.

[@officialname9817]

Me irl

[@junipers-rings]

He only speedrun games he’s played before. So don’t worry he knows the story.

[@chucklestorm]

he does just be straight shitting on all of the characters in the games he speedruns. it's great.

[@LovelySoftSnow]

He's having a hard time maintaining his suspension of disbelief

[@zelenpixel]

i like how the wife talks about marriage stuff meanwhile octodad is just no thoughts head empty and keeps handing her toys

[@katonnor]

If only we had an answer for how the kids were born

[@potatoeyboi]

Adopted

[@dbdsfinest4820]

The lady boned an octopus. Simple!

[@PeterWoodIV]

Squid ink Simple

[@potatoeyboi]

“White ink”

[@mac6na6na26]

don’t ask

[@ttdannyda]

Eazy: why is the chef trying to murder me The chef: mmmmm Calamari

[@justsomeplantcells-]

And fresh seafood!

[@Rauvi]

2:39 “it’s a beautiful day today! The sun is shining, birds are singing-“ *ON DAYS LIKE THESE, KIDS LIKE YOU-*

[@jeannewhitbeck843]

THOLD BE BERNING IN HELL

[@CutmanResumenes]

Octopus are dominating the World.

[@lyslvnchry]

forgot this game existed, brings back memories.

[@snowfloofcathug]

I got reminded of it when I looked up Bugsnax on Twitter to find what it’s about and it mentioned being the creators behind Octodad

[@dootdoot8212]

Reminds me when I used to watch jacksepticeye playing it and markiplier

[@evoplanet627]

I remember watching .markiplier play this game 😭😳

[@ddc171]

Sauce to pfp?

[@blockstacker5614]

@@dootdoot8212 that series was one of the best. That and surgeon simulator.

[@FlyntofRWBY]

Speedrun A Hat in Time!

[@Zenflower54]

Hi!! Didn’t expect to see you here!

[@Damien_Darling]

YES that’s one of my favorite games!!!

[@joshh158]

I like your vids

[@blabedybloop3335]

I agree

[@AsteriSaikonoFox]

Yes

[@chickenyouate4429]

Ahh this game brings back memory’s, I remember that I beat the game on the trackpad of my crappy laptop and it ran at like 17 frames per sec. it was hell

[@r.qgames6950]

This is the only game that I’ve gotten 100% of the Steam achievements and I’m proud of that.

[@revenevan11]

You should be!

[@averagefroggo5796]

Congrats :)

[@nikkiofthevalley]

How many are there?

[@Mystical_Zeus]

Everyone: Eazy Speezy: *Doesn't understand why a chef would want to kill an octopus* Me: SUSHI

[@justsomeplantcells-]

No! Sashimi

[@Billy-TL]

Because the octopus walks

[@TeerThePuppet]

Me: *KALAMARI🍣🦑🐙🍥*

[@lisahenry20]

What do you mean, trying to kill an octopus? They are very clearly trying to kill octodad who is definitely a human.

[@tremeschinion9420]

he's got other intentions...

[@THEPurpleEgg]

Me when Eazy calls a globe a cube: 'escuse me what'

[@toyotatacoma1616]

New conspiracy theory just dropped,

[@isawadelapradera6490]

@@toyotatacoma1616 Flat earthers were right at least on the surface curvature aspect.

[@bungy1609]

“Kids stop talking to me I’m trying to speedrun life”

[@TheSewDew]

*Cocks gun*

[@Ozionian]

Why is he called Octo Dad? He's just a guy with two kids, not eight.

[@Z5Z5Z5]

cause Squid Daddy is too NSFW

[@spacechase9705]

@@Z5Z5Z5 But that would require ten kids!

[@seant1326]

@@spacechase9705 Squids have 10 tentacles.

[@spacechase9705]

@@seant1326 oop- i took away two instead of added two. I'll fix it right away.

[@yuriusutr7284]

Duo dad?

[@asockandet3915]

Easy puzzling over Octodad lore and the inner emotional workings of Octodad while his speedrun plays is absolutely brilliant; 10/10 had a great time watching!

[@WingedLizard99]

Me every time I wake up: “Limbs, limbs? Cmon, you gotta work with me here”

[@goreobsessed2308]

Yeah same

[@timmythehydra7481]

"okay, and the last thing we have to do in this area is our wife" as is with any healthy relationship

[@securitycheesehostage7542]

WHYB DOES LITERALLY NOBODY PUT TIMESTAMPS EXCEPT ME

[@TehGrmB33p3r]

@@securitycheesehostage7542 timestamp?

[@securitycheesehostage7542]

@@TehGrmB33p3r idk because they didnt use timestamp

[@crazycookie4645]

He said deal with, not “do”.

[@shaples7355]

@@securitycheesehostage7542 13:56 he says deal not do

[@roxxors]

21:22 the box made you solid snake past them

[@rodentperson237]

"Which might be some sort of metaphor" this is slander octodad loves his wife and kids

[@torugho]

"A princess can do anything he or she wants to" Stacy is a wise queen

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Facts

[@youngjoan8296]

He or she?

[@Kamila_Kamila]

@@youngjoan8296 yep, he or she

[@inessentialtitle1994]

whoop whoop gender police! lmfao

[@hikothealien2758]

We Stan

[@notdrizzled]

This game was my childhood. I used to replay it THOUSANDS of times on the Wii U. At this point i'm a master at the movement.

[@P.Dandy1]

“I like to believe that this octopus is a dead beat dad” At least he came home with milk tho

[@goreobsessed2308]

He's their for his kids he akwardly watches them play games

[@Orbit35]

*chocky milk* not even the regular milk

[@sherlockisverytired3169]

Unlike mine one

[@l_am_Cloud]

I’m thinking of that one “oof level max” meme

[@The_Did_it_to_Em_Society]

There's something so funny about a character like octodad just chillin in the structure with a timer. The timer implies speed, but octodad letting his fish drip radiate outward and blind everyone in the room, does not.

[@BluFoxHeartFire]

The wife in that game must’ve seen so much hentai she thought that real tentacle sex was actually a real human thing every human does

[@lathanfitzpatrick3531]

I'm calling the police

[@definitelysomething4161]

@@lathanfitzpatrick3531 About the wife or about the person who wrote the comment ?

[@Nyx_Fey_]

@@definitelysomething4161 Both.

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

I'd like this comment, but it's currently at 69 likes... which is very fitting for a comment like this.

[@josephjoestar953]

Wait it isn't?

[@doug_todd]

i remember playing this game co op and we figured out how to fly with and without the recycling bin

[@2swag4life]

“This is so awkward” More like octowar- nevermind.

[@TristinBailey]

Octoward? More like squidward.

[@Zlinkra]

Octward

[@ad-skyobsidion4267]

What is an octoWAR

[@cherryworshipper3117]

@@ad-skyobsidion4267 *War on the Octopi*

[@Ca.b_l.e]

Eazy: “oh yay we’re dolphins we don’t like sharks” Me: Those are beluga whales 😂😂😂😂

[@vaporeos8173]

I walk in my room look at my phone and BAM Octodad speedrun

[@__-be1gk]

considering that as far as we know, Octopus arms are nearly autonomous, this game is pretty accurate

[@ghostlytavern129]

This is so weird but this channel has seriously helped me with my anxiety. Every time I get panic attacks watching you speed run and explain it helps me calm down and makes me feel a lot better!

[@PointsofData]

Stryder7x does some neat Paper Mario glitch videos, and Malleo does tool assisted speedruns of the sequel with explanations. All their videos are fairly long and easy to listen to. Very good distraction material.

[@betzyellow]

i hope you're doing alright:)

[@goobs5303]

Alternate name: easy spezzy being a horrible husband and father for 24 minutes Edit: and 36 seconds

[@vegetablesoup1448]

And 36 seconds

[@raphaelobama5851]

My dad took longer

[@goobs5303]

I just came back and realized I got 680 likes and that’s the most I’ve ever gotten

[@connormccartney2953]

Remember when this game first came out, and when Iballisticsquid played it. The nostalgia

[@Herlinawatimova2023]

I remember watching fgteev playing it

[@5starrrcj]

OCTOOOOOOPUUUUUUUUUUSSS

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

That’s the playthrough I watched too. Damn I miss being innocent and not finding a sex joke in every sentence

[@acookie7548]

8:30 here come the cube-earthers

[@Bob_Bobstien]

I love Regular Human Dad Simulator, glad you did a speedrun of this game!

[@PeterWoodIV]

Why’s this called octodad I just see some random dude flailing around No octopus

[@patrykdabrowski1788]

Hello pfp twin

[@Tyr_kllr-Official]

bro it's only been out for minutes

[@PeterWoodIV]

@@Tyr_kllr-Official So...

[@hippixie]

I see no octopus in this game. What is octopus?

[@hippixie]

@Lil hoops damn.

[@reeseg.6766]

watching someone speed run this game is so satisfying. Just flopping around really fast

[@Antimark-dj9sz]

This game has a great sense of humor "If you're our dad... Then where did we come from?"

[@Suchega_Uber]

Multiple concussions never hurt anyone. Me, a wrestling fan, desperately trying to not think of Chris Benoit: hhe ur sorite.

[@SpongiousBird]

Thought of Chris too 😆 although I wouldn't say he had "small concussions", with those freakin diving headbutts! 😞 The man was dedicated.

[@erin.artemis]

17:11 Ohhhhh it's the backstory! That makes so much more sense-

[@aperson9576]

" trick your wife into marrying you" smh Octodad dated her until she wanted to marry him. He just didn't explain the octopus thing.

[@garcias2039]

@@flori4926 smh doesn't know what a joke means and bullying a "bully"

[@garcias2039]

@@flori4926 smh imagine blaming someone about not knowing what a bully is when you do not know what it is too.

[@garcias2039]

@@flori4926 but fr bro, this comment is just a joke, stop.

[@flori4926]

​@@garcias2039 you saw nothing

[@garcias2039]

@@flori4926 oh, you're the oh so depressed kid, now i know why you make so much of a fuss because you didn't get the joke.

[@Rayne-RL]

“Why do you need a good marriage when u got stuffed animals” I will live up to that if I get divorced in the future lol

[@het_muisje9898]

make a book about this and name it how to not be lonly and sell it on reddit

[@greensolocup614]

Stuffed animals > anything else

[@secretscarlet8249]

6:55 she ducks under his flailing limbs so she's pretty used to his shenanigans hahaha

[@brighamruud5090]

“A mild concussion never hurt anybody” - speed run man

[@TEM1757]

Don’t worry about it guys, he’s not an octopus, he’s just a speedrunner

[@goldfish1633]

"A princess can do anything he or she wants to" Hell yeah Stacy

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

Stacy says trans rights! Stacy says fuck gender roles!

[@michaelm2512]

Speezy seriously be bringing out the nostalgia in all of us with all of his recent videos

[@tjreds7500]

Alternate title: “I sped-run the game Koro-Sensei simulator.”

[@idontknowmyname.1200]

The light bulb the switch and the audacity of this weeb

[@tjreds7500]

@@idontknowmyname.1200 LMAO

[@jazznayaa]

cries

[@marilovesSocko]

YES

[@epicgamers6305]

“Sped run” I love it and hate it

[@lordgamer9996]

The premise of This game was based off of the dev’s Girlfriend asking. “Would you love me if i was an octopus?”

[@fynnsternis6432]

13:37 "Escalators are just stairs with attitude!" Okay, sometimes the dialogue is really funny xD

[@personwith2braincells30]

This game was created 7 years ago and now someone in 2021 is speedrunning.

[@shiningstar737]

20:20 that’s.... that’s beluga whales

[@RandomNulls]

I like how the chef is the only one with functional eyes

[@kingguydan]

14:15 "look, why would you play the game the way you're supposed to when you can be an octopus" I want that on a T-shirt or something lol 😆

[@nogapres3007]

18:04 look at me, I am the captain now!

[@crystab3244]

I can't believe I never realized it while playing this game. Octodad married Stacy's mom. :O

[@theshr00mtographer]

Stacy's mom, has got it going on

[@idoparkourlolatleastithink9616]

are you sure?????

[@potionwolf347]

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want And I've waited for so long Stacy, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

[@miuiswaifu]

oh my god your right

[@Xizilqou]

The tentacles of failure loom at every corner of speedrunning.

[@olivia-ot4xj]

I remember watching people play this as a child and I still panic when they have to walk. It's so stressful for some reason

[@Axeeco]

He speedran this game, so *you know the rules, and so do IIII* He HAS to speedrun I am bread now

[@goreobsessed2308]

No

[@multicatkid]

I’d love to see that

[@vbnmorbus]

@@goreobsessed2308 Yes

[@elbowsbuns1896]

@@goreobsessed2308 yes

[@stirmix-a-pot5346]

@@goreobsessed2308 Yes

[@craftyspirits2306]

Alternate title: Summarizing Octodad while being a terrible dad in a clueless world.

[@Supreme-Machine]

"... became an expert at living in a constant struggle." Oh, so a simulator of my life.

[@steemedpasta835]

i don't get why it's called "octodad" i mean, he's just a normal guy

[@Deltadotjpg]

Comedy G o l d

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

It's, uh, it's because he has the dad skill of eight dads. Yeah, that sounds right

[@johanngalland6188]

20:25 "And now we're in the place with dolphins" Sad beluga noises

[@caroaszklar7902]

16:23 DOn't DroWn

[@sir27dagamer]

" in this area we are doing it with our little daughter" 11:26

[@stuflames4769]

I'm not looking at Octodad R34, no matter what kind of stuff is said here.

[@Semystic]

"We have to rotate this cube to get them all" Ah yes, a cube-earth theorist

[@JimboJamble]

3:37 "I don't have time for my wife and kids, I'm too busy being a dad!"

[@Boennemand]

20:32, i think that's a beluga whale

[@justcallmejelly57]

I saw this on my recommendations and my heart dropped and I started tearing up because this unlocked so many memories I forgot I had

[@GrummMSM]

(16:26) “I worked really hard to get these prizes” *Sticks hand into claw machine*

[@woochtheorangecat5497]

“So in this area we’re doing it with our little daughter-“ 4K

[@AverageKarma]

"rotate this cube" lol its a sphere

[@frozenmanfromtheunknown9313]

21:04 lol he is like snake in the box

[@williewillikers9631]

If anything, Octo-dad is the most successful, loving, and caring father, husband, and man. In no way is he a deadbeat! I refuse this Heresy! Also, nice run, love the vids man!

[@nikobg4593]

Agreed

[@somerandomdude802]

So like...are Octodad's kids adopted, or did something that I am morally not obligated to say happen? Am I the only one who questions that? Edit: I scrolled down further and discovered that, no, I am not the only one that questions the existence of octokids

[@Featherssketch]

at the end of the game the kid actually asks where they came from--octodad and the mom just look at eachother and laugh and the game ends lol

[@GIGATHEBOT]

@@Featherssketch maybe its just a recessive gene

[@benikujaku4567]

This is just Splatoon's prequel

[@brody7714]

Beni Kujaku r/cursedcomments

[@yocapo32]

@@Featherssketch He then says "No, seriously."

[@wingedfish1175]

3:50 ah the curse of saying exactly the opposite of wat you meant

[@dustindluna]

"why have a good marriage when you can have stuffed animals" YES

[@gordonmatthew8069]

The fact that there aren't sequels to this game is sinful.

[@gemstoneparrot8934]

i dont wanna be that guy but this game is a sequel

[@gordonmatthew8069]

@@gemstoneparrot8934 no way

[@Fact_core]

@@gemstoneparrot8934 WHAT?

[@lepiper]

Octodad at the boat scene be like: “listen to me, I am the captain now”

[@rjdahl_]

It feels like just yesterday Eazy was at 30k... now almost 1 million 😳 congrats man