Star Wars: Outlaws being a "AAAA Game" for 3 minutes

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@NikTek
@NikTek 3 ай бұрын
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@Bill-n7e
@Bill-n7e 3 ай бұрын
Uh no. You paid for this game, why would I watch you?
@uncensored393
@uncensored393 3 ай бұрын
@@Bill-n7e bad take .
@Kiyoone
@Kiyoone 2 ай бұрын
Woke physics game engine
@samypons9023
@samypons9023 2 ай бұрын
Yo
@David-q5v1q
@David-q5v1q 8 сағат бұрын
Bro Sorry to say but what did you expected this is not GTA san andreas
@klooks1013
@klooks1013 3 ай бұрын
AAAA is what you say when you realized what you’ve just bought
@averagegigel1448
@averagegigel1448 3 ай бұрын
😂😂 good one
@EduardoSilva-du8bi
@EduardoSilva-du8bi 3 ай бұрын
Nice one, dude lol
@dezhocob
@dezhocob 3 ай бұрын
I read that in Dankpods' scream!
@Sub2meifurgay
@Sub2meifurgay 3 ай бұрын
Imagine being dum enough to buy this 😂😆
@Amateur_Ambiance
@Amateur_Ambiance 3 ай бұрын
Good one lmao
@YashimaTameyoshi
@YashimaTameyoshi 3 ай бұрын
Ubisoft never ceases to impress us with their Quadruple ASSS Games
@tallpony
@tallpony 3 ай бұрын
Quadruple ASSS Indeed 😂😂😂😂😂
@NikTek
@NikTek 3 ай бұрын
This is truly AS-tier
@TrulyRandomPersonage
@TrulyRandomPersonage 3 ай бұрын
LEGO Star Wars TCS was more interactive than this shi
@qasimshah1130
@qasimshah1130 3 ай бұрын
Lmaoo
@mariokarter13
@mariokarter13 3 ай бұрын
It sounds like the game going through an existential crisis. AAAAH
@dearcastiel4667
@dearcastiel4667 3 ай бұрын
To be fair, picking-up weapons in a dynamic way has only been around for about 30 years now, you can't expect them to have mastered that emergent technology...
@operator8014
@operator8014 3 ай бұрын
It's Ubisoft here, not three guys working in a basement. They can't be expected to make POLISHED AAAA games.
@thitipunkittirakshakula5629
@thitipunkittirakshakula5629 3 ай бұрын
Well, Max Payne 3.....
@simpleneeds2582
@simpleneeds2582 3 ай бұрын
​@@thitipunkittirakshakula5629In terms of ubisoft it's Max Pain
@dun3SNAK3
@dun3SNAK3 3 ай бұрын
Or NPC AI which apparently is something Ubisoft has NEVER done in their entire existence apart from...oh you know Assassins' Creed, Far Cry, The division, Tom clancy, Prince of persian...I mean its like the whole QA on this game gave up mid project and said FUCK IT no one will ever notice this piece of garbage.
@dearcastiel4667
@dearcastiel4667 3 ай бұрын
@@dun3SNAK3 Come on now, you're being childishly unrealistic, how do you want them to have AI on the level of Assassin's Creed 1, the game only came out in 2007 and was made by Ubisoft, how in the world do you want Ubisoft to be able to copy that AI ?
@steveharveysmustache3988
@steveharveysmustache3988 2 ай бұрын
I hate how kid friendly Star Wars has gotten. Nowadays every bounty Hunter is like “yea I live rough but I’ve got a heart of gold!” Like bruh bounty hunters in the og trilogy legit dabbled in human trafficking
@calvinhobbes6118
@calvinhobbes6118 Ай бұрын
Blame Disney.
@bdo7765
@bdo7765 Ай бұрын
Disney changed the name of Boba Fett's starship from "Slave 1" to "Boba Fett's Starship."
@abhirupkundu2778
@abhirupkundu2778 Ай бұрын
play rdr2 if you want a real bounty hunting experience.
@LOL_Garrus
@LOL_Garrus 2 күн бұрын
Lmao, they made a show about Boba Fett where they turned him from most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy to a crimelord who does no crime.
@shelby5745
@shelby5745 12 сағат бұрын
He just used bounty hunters as example, there's plenty of stuff that got dumbed down ​@@abhirupkundu2778
@demilung
@demilung 3 ай бұрын
From the creators of a game about Vikings that would punish you for "killing civilians" during your Viking raid
@user-bl7em8sx6o
@user-bl7em8sx6o 3 ай бұрын
Lmao isn't that why vikings did everytime they went of raids?
@PandaMan02
@PandaMan02 3 ай бұрын
@@user-bl7em8sx6o no, that was only the men.
@thorin1045
@thorin1045 3 ай бұрын
@@PandaMan02 only wHite male vikings, the others never did nothing wrong.
@YoutubeIsRetarded689
@YoutubeIsRetarded689 3 ай бұрын
@@user-bl7em8sx6o Of course not... They murdered all the old sick and young people first, then took the rest as slaves unless they didn't have the supplies to keep slaves I guess... then they probably just murdered everyone.
@MrCHAMMOND
@MrCHAMMOND 3 ай бұрын
To be fair, Disney would never accept a true GTA like Star Wars game in regards to committing crime against innocents, civilians etc. Jedi Fallen Order, Survivor is probably the most Disney will allow.
@sideswipebl
@sideswipebl 3 ай бұрын
NPCs in games are increasingly becoming window dressing instead of interactive, reactive observers
@Xirpzy
@Xirpzy 3 ай бұрын
Something I could understand if it was a small team of indie devs. More detail in the meshes means more things can break. But for ubisoft its unacceptable.
@Osama_2307
@Osama_2307 3 ай бұрын
just in ubisostporn
@aquapendulum
@aquapendulum 3 ай бұрын
JRPGs with a quarter of a budget have better NPCs than this.
@mariokarter13
@mariokarter13 3 ай бұрын
Reminds me of how the enemy AI in Aliens Colonial Marines was completely broken because of a single typo.
@eight8muzik
@eight8muzik 3 ай бұрын
Gta 6 will fix that.
@SL4PSH0CK
@SL4PSH0CK 3 ай бұрын
**Does crimes** Reputation system: lemme just ignore that
@NikTek
@NikTek 3 ай бұрын
Mom, I want to play Red Dead Redemption 2 No son we have RDR2 at Home The RDR2 at Home:
@Abc-vm4wt
@Abc-vm4wt 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like France
@bloodred255
@bloodred255 3 ай бұрын
She was standing near grass so they couldn't detect her
@anonymoususer638
@anonymoususer638 3 ай бұрын
Damn that's crazy. Anyway, here's how to make a firebomb: MATERIALS: · Potassium Chlorate (2 teaspoons) · Sugar (2 teaspoons) · Concentrated Sulfuric Acid (4 oz.) · Gasoline (8 oz.) EQUIPMENT: · 12 oz. glass bottle · Cap for bottle, with plastic inside · Cooking Pan with raised edges · Paper Towels · Glass or Plastic Cup and Spoon 1.Test the cap of the bottle with a few drops of sulfuric acid to make sure that the acid will not eat away the bottle cap during storage. If the acid eats through it in 24 hours, a new top must be found and tested, until a cap that the acid does not eat through is found. A glass top is excellent. 2.Carefully pour 8 oz. of gasoline into the glass bottle. 3.Carefully pour 4 oz. of concentrated sulfuric acid into the glass bottle. Wipe up any spills of acid on the sides of the bottle, and screw the cap on the bottle. Wash the bottle's outside with plenty of water. Set it aside to dry. 4.Put about two teaspoons of potassium chlorate and about two teaspoons of sugar into the glass or plastic cup. Add about « cup of boiling water, or enough to dissolve all of the potassium chlorate and sugar. 5.Place a sheet of paper towel in the cooking pan with raised edges. Fold the paper towel in half, and pour the solution of dissolved potassium chlorate and sugar on it until it is thoroughly wet. Allow the towel to dry. 6.When it is dry, put some glue on the outside of the glass bottle containing the gasoline and sulfuric acid mixture. Wrap the paper towel around the bottle, making sure that it sticks to it in all places. Store the bottle in a place where it will not be broken or tipped over. 7.When finished, the solution in the bottle should appear as two distinct liquids, a dark brownish-red solution on the bottom, and a clear solution on top. The two solutions will not mix. To use the chemical fire bottle, simply throw it at any hard surface. 8.NEVER OPEN THE BOTTLE, SINCE SOME SULFURIC ACID MIGHT BE ON THE CAP, WHICH COULD TRICKLE DOWN THE SIDE OF THE BOTTLE AND IGNITE THE POTASSIUM CHLORATE, CAUSING A FIRE AND/OR EXPLOSION. 9.To test the device, tear a small piece of the paper towel off the bottle, and put a few drops of sulfuric acid on it. The paper towel should immediately burst into a white flame.
@remilenoir1271
@remilenoir1271 3 ай бұрын
​@@Abc-vm4wt Sounds obsessed.
@gr.841
@gr.841 3 ай бұрын
For those of us who are older, you may remember the 1999 Star Wars Episode I videogame. It had a Mos Espa level which was basically a primitive open world game where you could go around solving random quests, could interact and have a chat with almost every town NPC, had to trade for ship parts (or you could just kill the owners and steal them) or you could just go off the beaten path. If you went too far with your evil deeds or went on rampage, everyone on the town would turn hostile. There were multiple ways to solve the level (the goal was to get Anakin the podracer parts he needed to finish his repairs, and get Watto to agree to a bet on the race for the T-14 hyperdrive generator), it was great. It's sad that a forgotten 1999 game with blocky graphics still feels more open world than this.
@cacomofono
@cacomofono 3 ай бұрын
O Yes I remenber that. The Coruscant scenary with Captain Panaka It was so fun.
@123mandalore777
@123mandalore777 Ай бұрын
The Phantom Menace game from 1999 is so good. There are a lot of youtubers who try to present it as "so bad it's good" or "janky" and I think those are just kids who can't get over PS1 graphics. The game is just straight up a well made, well thought out, well executed game. The only flaws the game has is the ending, because it was made alongside the film and they didn't know how it ends so the final few levels are a bit rushed and based on guesswork. But every other level is just made with such soul.
@BlatentlyFakeName
@BlatentlyFakeName 26 күн бұрын
When Lucasarts were in charge of Starwars games, they were all good. No one has managed to match the Jedi knight games or the X-Wing series yet.
@jimmyfdz9252
@jimmyfdz9252 21 күн бұрын
I played that game, it was great for me as a little boy, although, as a native spanish speaker with zero knowledge of english at the time it was extremely difficult for me to figure things out lol, but I managed to finish the entire game
@jep631
@jep631 Күн бұрын
I still play The Phantom Menace every once in a while, 25 years later. Mos Espa is my favorite level for exactly the reasons you describe. Podrace Arena is also, good, fighting Jabba's champion, tracking down the thief. You're correct, that felt more open world and there was freedom of choice. Game would fail you for the death of essential characters like JarJar or Anakin, Shmi. But in the Gates of Theed level you find a mother who has been seperated from her son. You can reunite them, or you can murder one or both, the game gives not a shit. Nice to see other fans of this game. It was popular to shit on for a long time, but I always liked it.
@donteros
@donteros 3 ай бұрын
When unmodded vanilla Skyrim somehow has better AI and physics than the AAAA game
@dagda1180
@dagda1180 3 ай бұрын
Also, way more powerful animations. Unarmed strikes are slow, but at the very least it looks like you're throwing your back out with every attack.
@vectorman7644
@vectorman7644 3 ай бұрын
Being in a vent grants Level 100 sneak
@Jomaruu4PF
@Jomaruu4PF 3 ай бұрын
Better yet, half-life is like 10000 times better and its from 1998!
@Divenity
@Divenity 3 ай бұрын
Vanilla unmodded MORROWIND has better AI than this.
@notjimbo9527
@notjimbo9527 3 ай бұрын
Because Skyrim, despite all its flaws, is a fucking masterpiece at its very core
@umeng2002
@umeng2002 3 ай бұрын
That sniper rifle is like one of those pens chained to the desk at a bank.
@Amateur_Ambiance
@Amateur_Ambiance 3 ай бұрын
I just got flashbacks bruh
@aa-ze5cz
@aa-ze5cz 3 ай бұрын
LOL. I dunno about the bank, but I've never been to one post office in my life that didn't have a pen chained up and without ink. And you have to sit over there like an asshole trying to scribble on anything possible to milk out the last drops of ink from the lifeless pen while everyone stares at you taking forever to address your piece of mail.
@MajinObama
@MajinObama 3 ай бұрын
But where is the cool orange soggy sponge??? It was more fun than this game!
@zentun544
@zentun544 2 ай бұрын
lmao
@Jthk4855
@Jthk4855 2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@arontolgyes5635
@arontolgyes5635 3 ай бұрын
What kills me about the drowning "animation" is the way she just falls through the texture. They could've made her flail and slowly sink as the camera fades to black, but they said fuck it and used the falling animation. Which makes it seem like she's as dense as tungsten.
@cheesofile666
@cheesofile666 3 ай бұрын
In summary: jank af
@abram730
@abram730 3 ай бұрын
That would require mocap, programing and other such tasks. Such tasks would take money away from the marketing budget. This is a AAAA title after all, as the A's refer to the advertising hype budget.
@Playtester_Unemployed
@Playtester_Unemployed 3 ай бұрын
remember assassins creed 1 and altair drowning animation? is better than this one
@WindowsDoor
@WindowsDoor 3 ай бұрын
​@@Playtester_Unemployedremember GTA III and Vice City? They use the falling animations and are better than Outlaws
@SolarScion
@SolarScion 3 ай бұрын
The real issue of course being that they couldn't be arsed to make a wading animation set (didn't care about world-space simulation and immersion because this is a soulless contract job where amateurs likely outnumber senior talent and executives want flashy Bare Minimum Product), and it's an instance of, I guess you'd call it ludo-simulation dissonance, where they just failed to provide the depth of interaction dynamics that players expect in a game made past ~2006.
@tiagosantana6398
@tiagosantana6398 3 ай бұрын
STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order - 2019: You can swim and dive Star Wars: Outlaws - 2024:
@princeofkernow9875
@princeofkernow9875 2 ай бұрын
Star wars Galaxies -2003: You can swim...no diving. But you can fish/craft/fly in space/build you house etc...and what's more it still live.
@Friendlyfirefish
@Friendlyfirefish 2 ай бұрын
Why do you need to swim exactly?
@tiagosantana6398
@tiagosantana6398 2 ай бұрын
@@Friendlyfirefish so do you like when you insta die or the cam resets on the water?
@Friendlyfirefish
@Friendlyfirefish 2 ай бұрын
@@tiagosantana6398 dying when hoping in water has been a thing in games forever. If it isnt required why does it need to be included. I can think of dozens of games that have water on the map yet you can't swim
@tiagosantana6398
@tiagosantana6398 2 ай бұрын
@@Friendlyfirefish go out the fake Guillemot, i see you 🤣😂
@ericschuster2680
@ericschuster2680 3 ай бұрын
>Fighting enemies bare handed "Played college ball, you know"
@nicz7694
@nicz7694 3 ай бұрын
> Enemies never hitting you at all "I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!"
@summonerbraddysg51
@summonerbraddysg51 3 ай бұрын
"At some cushy ivy league school!"
@AGnar0k
@AGnar0k 3 ай бұрын
"Try University of Texas. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the Navy."
@summonerbraddysg51
@summonerbraddysg51 3 ай бұрын
@@AGnar0k "I'm not like those beltway pansies!"
@gigachad6885
@gigachad6885 3 ай бұрын
When you're running after the CEO of Jewbisoft, trying to get a refund for that game : "SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD"
@tubey84
@tubey84 3 ай бұрын
The protagonist has hands of steel. Knocking out full grown men through a combat helmet.
@mrjohnnyk
@mrjohnnyk 3 ай бұрын
In only 2-3 blows no less!
@keithcheokkeyang
@keithcheokkeyang 3 ай бұрын
She has DEI power in her fists
@gamerbeast3616
@gamerbeast3616 3 ай бұрын
Its a game it does not matter need to find anything to hate on the game
@tubey84
@tubey84 3 ай бұрын
@gamerbeast3616 Of course it matters. In media there's something called the willing suspension of disbelief, in that if you can't believe what's happening then you get taken out of the experience. All it needed was takedown animations that matched the character. Instead they made her a Deontay Wilder-esque knockout machine on the level of Kratos. It harms the experience, objectively so.
@dryfox11
@dryfox11 3 ай бұрын
@@gamerbeast3616That excuse does not work for how horrid this game turned out, young one.
@manavkohli6094
@manavkohli6094 3 ай бұрын
I can’t remember last time they delivered a complete game.
@shawziiz5031
@shawziiz5031 3 ай бұрын
Surprisingly, Prince of Persia The Lost Crown was good game recently by them. But sadly that game went off on most people radar since it wasn't big AAA 3rd person Prince of Persia game like Sands of Time trilogy. With how shitty their AAA game now (or should I say "AAAA" game), I really worried about the upcoming Prince of Persia remake they been working right now...
@MateoThePro
@MateoThePro 3 ай бұрын
Watch Dogs 2 was surprisingly good from them.
@MateoThePro
@MateoThePro 3 ай бұрын
Watch_Dogs 2 was surprisingly very good
@-The_Phantom
@-The_Phantom 3 ай бұрын
You're worried about prince of persia remake, I'm worried about the AC IV Black Flag remake. For most people that was the peak​ of the franchise. The only bad part is that is an old game, and it's easy to see. The problem is, I heard remake, not remaster, so, I just hope they don't mess it up, because they are already ruining the franchise, lowering the quality, rising the prices.
@ZootedPlays007
@ZootedPlays007 3 ай бұрын
Sure you can say that but cod releases unfinished games every year and people still eat it up
@jomomma900
@jomomma900 3 ай бұрын
I'm so happy the Internet will never let Ubisoft live down the AAAA thing. 🤣
@Friendlyfirefish
@Friendlyfirefish Ай бұрын
@@jomomma900 can you show me where they called this game aaaa? Because I still can't find anything
@bdo7765
@bdo7765 Ай бұрын
The one Ubisoft is never going to live down is "gamers should get used to not owning our games" and gamers just going "okay." (And Ubisoft going "wait...")
@Friendlyfirefish
@Friendlyfirefish Ай бұрын
@bdo7765 dude, you have never owned any game, movie or music. Thats how this stuff works. Lol. Physical disc? You own the disc but not the information printed on it.
@13thKingMu
@13thKingMu 11 күн бұрын
@@Friendlyfirefishthere’s none,ppl keep calling it AAAA as a meme bc CEO of ubisoft called Skull and Bones the first AAAA game just to justified the 70$ price tag on launch
@Friendlyfirefish
@Friendlyfirefish 10 күн бұрын
@@13thKingMu are you sure that's the joke. Because there's plenty of comments in this video, and others, of ubisoft "removing the advertisements". Lol
@Safearcane8817
@Safearcane8817 3 ай бұрын
"Remember, switching to your fists is faster than reloading" - Someone somewhere in a galaxy far, far, far away
@cocodojo
@cocodojo 3 ай бұрын
I guess they really thought blasters were these crude and clumsy weapons, and although lightsabers were from a more elegant time, they only had to make do with fists.
@TheNikoNik
@TheNikoNik 3 ай бұрын
"Fists, a more elegant weapon, for an even more civilized age"
@catmando268
@catmando268 3 ай бұрын
this stuff is not even worth pirating.
@XZ-III
@XZ-III 3 ай бұрын
not like one could anyways
@raisedbyaspaceinvader
@raisedbyaspaceinvader 3 ай бұрын
They made a Pirate game that wasn;t worth pirating. You don't get more meta than that.
@zoltan6451
@zoltan6451 3 ай бұрын
@@XZ-III hahah
@WAGAKO19
@WAGAKO19 3 ай бұрын
​@@XZ-IIIhahahahahaha😂😂😂😂
@Notwoodcrawler
@Notwoodcrawler 3 ай бұрын
This is true anti piracy measures
@Syntex366
@Syntex366 3 ай бұрын
1:56 That stormtrooper stood there with Kay downrange at point blank for at least 4 seconds and did not shoot once. Bro was like: “Don’t do it John. If you shoot an unarmed woman, it’s the end of your career…”
@Oversoul225
@Oversoul225 3 ай бұрын
"I'm wearing armor, she can't actually punch my head or inflict any real damage, so I'll just let her think she's managed to do something and get to take a small break"
@sirbachelorboredmen1314
@sirbachelorboredmen1314 3 ай бұрын
What a day when a stormtrooper helmet actually protects it's user
@Adoyleonon
@Adoyleonon 3 ай бұрын
@@Oversoul225This is why canon matters. What does Ubisoft think the armor is for? It’s not for stopping blasters…
@ravencollins5638
@ravencollins5638 3 ай бұрын
​@@Adoyleonon I think it was the obiwan show where a girl threw the wimpiest slap and made a trooper's helmet spin around, so this game fits Disney canon
@Adoyleonon
@Adoyleonon 3 ай бұрын
@@ravencollins5638 Now I’m imagining chain slapping causing hundreds or thousands of internal decapitations. Investigators would be so confused lol
@DrEvilsClone
@DrEvilsClone 3 ай бұрын
Star Wars Outlaws is another title that is wide as the ocean and deep as a puddle.
@bellissimo4520
@bellissimo4520 3 ай бұрын
So funny that when she throws a grenade under a bar table, the two dudes sitting there aren't remotely fazed or affected by the explosion, but she dies...
@thorin1045
@thorin1045 3 ай бұрын
if you know that by sitting you are immune to environmental damage, you would be unfazed too.
@RickSter-g8g
@RickSter-g8g 3 ай бұрын
​@thorin1045 except Time. We're all dying so we should get a perfect game we deserve it
@Elite_Gamer_1337
@Elite_Gamer_1337 3 ай бұрын
its like starfield
@XoRandomGuyoX
@XoRandomGuyoX 3 ай бұрын
@@Elite_Gamer_1337 In Starfield they'll at least react to being shot, or run over with the new rover. It highlights how they have an aim like Stormtroopers though, throwing fancy 'pew pew' lasers around with most of them being nowhere near your location.
@scang7107
@scang7107 3 ай бұрын
​@@Elite_Gamer_1337In Starfield, NPCs react to the damage inflicted on them, they run away in panic, they can die. It's similar to Horizon 1 and 2 and almost all of Sony's open-world exclusives... Horizon 1 and 2, Days Gone, Ghost of Tsushima... Especially in Horizon, the Immortal Puppet Theater that does not react to the actions of the heroine. But criticizing Sony is not usually accepted, most players are Sony 🌚 cuckolds
@Snakeman_169
@Snakeman_169 3 ай бұрын
Some people had the audacity to call it "RDR 2 set in space" and feeling bad for early access players who paid as much as the salary of a third world country's government employee just for the privilege of having to restart the game all over again due to game breaking bug
@m0gi
@m0gi 3 ай бұрын
Ask those people if they can hunt animals in space. If they cannot. Then it hardly even scratches the mechanical depth of rdr 2
@HappyGamerz946
@HappyGamerz946 3 ай бұрын
Its RDR2 set in void.
@EngieMak
@EngieMak 3 ай бұрын
How many Ubisoft games have they played to think it will have amount of effort like Rdr2?
@smakfu1375
@smakfu1375 3 ай бұрын
If you paid money (let alone the 100+ bucks Ubisoft was charging) to early access this crap, then you are a simptastic chump. Why would anyone pay anything for early access to a digital download? And why would you ever do so for an Ubisoft product?
@TheGingiGamer
@TheGingiGamer 3 ай бұрын
@@EngieMak You can hunt animals in over half the AC games and the Far Cry games
@Durwood71
@Durwood71 3 ай бұрын
This game has a definite "Our focus group was an executive board" vibe to it.
@Dicka899
@Dicka899 3 ай бұрын
Enjoy your capitalism bro
@BrutalSho
@BrutalSho 3 ай бұрын
​@@Dicka899 Capitalism is what's about to crush this company. The consumer has had enough of the BS.
@Dicka899
@Dicka899 3 ай бұрын
@@BrutalSho yeah and that’s more dead, beloved franchises, enjoy your capitalism, if it doesn’t get bailed out because “muh true capitalism” doesn’t exist
@smugler1
@smugler1 3 ай бұрын
​@@Dicka899nah dead developers bankrupt. The franchise can then later be picked up by better developers that emerge once there's room in the market. That's the hope so long as we stop supporting shitty developers and let them fall.
@Dicka899
@Dicka899 3 ай бұрын
@@smugler1 yeah when is this exactly? How long has EA been doing shit even worse than this? Capitalism rewards greed above all.
@Wie_Is_Deze_Gast
@Wie_Is_Deze_Gast 3 ай бұрын
This is just the average modern gaming experience at this point
@GreyDeathVaccine
@GreyDeathVaccine 2 ай бұрын
In that case, I don't need to buy modern GPU, because there is no point.
@ligmasphere901
@ligmasphere901 3 ай бұрын
4x the arse...that's what AAAA stands for 💀
@user-gk6mf6ch7n
@user-gk6mf6ch7n 3 ай бұрын
AAAA is just a scream at this point.
@esteemedyams
@esteemedyams 3 ай бұрын
_Aaaaaaaaaass!!!!_ ~The Angry Video Game Nerd
@SL4PSH0CK
@SL4PSH0CK 3 ай бұрын
More A's, more money wasted.
@fynkozari9271
@fynkozari9271 3 ай бұрын
Classic buggy glitchy Massive Entertainment swedish developer.
@sixsixten
@sixsixten 3 ай бұрын
Sweet Baby $7M advice: Make a female protagonist who can take down stormtroopers with bare hand. Ubisoft: Yes ma'am!
@devprime2390
@devprime2390 3 ай бұрын
"Fight enemies bare handed" Dont fuck with this SENATOR!
@nikobellic8002
@nikobellic8002 3 ай бұрын
"nanomachines son"
@DmitriiGlandarius
@DmitriiGlandarius 3 ай бұрын
R U L E S O F N A T U R E
@MrCantStopTheRobot
@MrCantStopTheRobot 3 ай бұрын
Who VOTED for you???
@devprime2390
@devprime2390 3 ай бұрын
@@MrCantStopTheRobot well... i didn't write my own speeches
@harbinger7115
@harbinger7115 3 ай бұрын
now THAT'S a good game!
@UsernameNotTaken2
@UsernameNotTaken2 3 ай бұрын
It's been a while since an AAA game didn't allow you to swim. I... don't think I've seen a single AAA game up until this point that didn't at least have a drowning animation.
@dqaupop
@dqaupop 3 ай бұрын
Not to defend this piece of garbage, but Elden Ring doesn't let you swim, and doesn't have drowning animations either. You step off the underwater cliff and you fall into the void.
@twistedsphere
@twistedsphere 3 ай бұрын
@@dqaupop First counterargument that popped into my head was FromSoftware games too. (also not defending this bantha poodoo)
@loafofbrave
@loafofbrave 3 ай бұрын
​@@dqaupop I mean, that's what technically happens if you're wearing 50kgs of armor
@pizzaguy4669
@pizzaguy4669 3 ай бұрын
⁠@@dqaupopElden ring isn’t the same type of game. I don’t expect swimming from a souls game. I expect swimming in a stealth open world game tho.
@pellizcacristales
@pellizcacristales 3 ай бұрын
@@pizzaguy4669It would have been incredible if we were able to swim, dive and fight in the water in Elden Ring, imagine the possibilities in regions, enemies and weapons!
@anonymanonymus4706
@anonymanonymus4706 Ай бұрын
AAAA stands for the screams of horror
@DavidB1124
@DavidB1124 3 ай бұрын
I'm starting to think AAA game companies are just money laundering
@J.B.1982
@J.B.1982 3 ай бұрын
It has to be. Those executives are certainly living large as they steamroll the companies into the ground.
@lexmarovsky6667
@lexmarovsky6667 3 ай бұрын
I mean, Blackrock...
@elishakortz8069
@elishakortz8069 3 ай бұрын
That and movies as well
@luiso2166
@luiso2166 3 ай бұрын
Yup that's exactly what it is, and that will be proven one day.
@cantree2574
@cantree2574 3 ай бұрын
Well there is one exception: Rockstar
@shawziiz5031
@shawziiz5031 3 ай бұрын
What crazy is, there is some people out there legit defending this game. It just blow my mind
@dizy82
@dizy82 3 ай бұрын
Brainwashed people. Can't argue with them. They live in their bubble.
@mikew466
@mikew466 3 ай бұрын
It's because of the Star Wars license.
@BlackSmith6969
@BlackSmith6969 3 ай бұрын
@@gatsbygoodwood2575 and lil bro why the graphics looks like fan made indie PS3 graphics?
@X_irtz
@X_irtz 3 ай бұрын
They are the same kind of NPC's this game has 😂
@Nahan_Boker94
@Nahan_Boker94 3 ай бұрын
​@@gatsbygoodwood2575that mentality is ruining gaming industries nowadays
@AreWeLearningYet77
@AreWeLearningYet77 3 ай бұрын
"Fun is the degree to which the game recognizes and responds to the player's choices and actions... (As a player) If I feel the world is ignoring me, I'm getting a narcissistic injury." - Gabe Newell
@anonymouskultist
@anonymouskultist 3 ай бұрын
What's crazy is, that was the thought process behind a lot of what made the _original_ half life have it's features. God how old is that game now and developers for "modern" games can't get that right and instead focus on pushing graphics.
@ils4844
@ils4844 3 ай бұрын
This game certainly just doesn't look fun on top of all the bugginess.
@mrszmatan2727
@mrszmatan2727 3 ай бұрын
​​@@anonymouskultist"Pushing graphics" is kind of lame excuse for them tho because so many of new games including star wars outlaws, look like a game from 2016 or even earlier. RDR 2 was from 2018 I think and there are very few AAA games looking better than it
@PizzaCat4yhwh
@PizzaCat4yhwh 3 ай бұрын
"AAAA gaming? More like ASSSSSSSSS gaming!" ~ The AVGN
@Maxler5795
@Maxler5795 3 ай бұрын
Literally _everyone_ saw it coming but the publisher
@nikobellic8002
@nikobellic8002 3 ай бұрын
No no no they saw it too but they refuse to acknowledge it.
@OneManArmy1973
@OneManArmy1973 3 ай бұрын
No wonder it's bad, the Ubisoft logo is literally a top view of a toilet flushing.
@conormullins4900
@conormullins4900 3 ай бұрын
Finally, a true intellectual.
@bangg_bhai420
@bangg_bhai420 3 ай бұрын
😂
@nikobellic8002
@nikobellic8002 3 ай бұрын
Is it just me or did they become more trash when they changed the logo?
@bdo7765
@bdo7765 Ай бұрын
LOL, can't unsee it now.
@francisconegreiros7
@francisconegreiros7 3 ай бұрын
This video saves a lot of people of a bad game, thanks.
@Tyway
@Tyway 3 ай бұрын
Gotta love how they cant make a single form of Star Wars media without including Mos Eisley or Tattooine. Good job guys.
@nikozanoyblequy4636
@nikozanoyblequy4636 Ай бұрын
When the game about an iconic film include an iconic place 😱
@vgamedude12
@vgamedude12 3 ай бұрын
A woman punching fully armoured storm troopers with her bare fists. Okay LMAO
@leecroft1983
@leecroft1983 3 ай бұрын
That’s the power of the Force, remember the Force is female. Incredible, brave and stunning.
@justarandomidiot6701
@justarandomidiot6701 3 ай бұрын
NONO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND SHE IS A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN PART OF THE LGBTQ AND WOKE THERE IS NO STOPPING HER😂
@canadagoof
@canadagoof 3 ай бұрын
​@@leecroft1983 You forgot strong and independent, you bigot
@St4rTr3v1Ut10n
@St4rTr3v1Ut10n 3 ай бұрын
Right? Like even if it was made of plastic, it would break your hand
@mrjohnnyk
@mrjohnnyk 3 ай бұрын
Such immersion!
@Miragexe
@Miragexe 3 ай бұрын
If this wasn't Star wars but a game set in a random space location, sold by an unknown dev for $30, everyone would think it's ass, but slap on a popular IP and sell it as a triple A title and people just get confused and think it's good.
@Bob-lm2ey
@Bob-lm2ey 3 ай бұрын
That’s just despicable and manipulative.
@666222333111
@666222333111 3 ай бұрын
People don't think it's good... It's all about IP 80% of people who buy this play 1 hour a day or 3 hours a week after work or whatnot they not gonna experience half of these bugs and won't finish the game until 2 years from now. It's literally how it works.
@Neospartacus12
@Neospartacus12 3 ай бұрын
Wrong. This is a AAAA title!
@EskChan19
@EskChan19 3 ай бұрын
Literally everyone I have seen play this game says how ass it is, what are you talking about? I haven't heard anyone say it's good. Apart from Game Journalists of course, but nobody takes those clowns serious
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 3 ай бұрын
who is confused? Anybody that thinks this is good is paid
@andrejsasd8904
@andrejsasd8904 3 ай бұрын
Even in GTA:SA (most likely even more early) if you threw a grenade, NPCs deided and some of the environmental details were destroyed. And that was 20 years ago...
@Oybon200
@Oybon200 3 ай бұрын
sorry for being rude but died is already past tense so saying "NPCs died" was enough
@RickSter-g8g
@RickSter-g8g 3 ай бұрын
An they freaked out calling it a violent game
@migueeeelet
@migueeeelet 3 ай бұрын
Fallout 3 and onwards would've had those two NPCs be at least damaged, and the table or props on it would've been flung around.
@sombrehero3738
@sombrehero3738 3 ай бұрын
Everything has already been done regarding games. The only thing that changes are the graphics. Beautiful game, but really bad in what it does or offers, not to mention the AI ​​which is increasingly idiot.
@Concerned502
@Concerned502 3 ай бұрын
Threepio only seemed panicked when he said "He's HOLDING a thermal detonator." Threepio didn't say anything about THROWING one.
@lorenzouria8849
@lorenzouria8849 3 ай бұрын
Those punches look like they have absolutely no power behind them, I could eat those for breakfast
@darkwings0314
@darkwings0314 3 ай бұрын
Star Wars: IP Man where you can fist fight your way through out all the game
@heroesoftomorrow3488
@heroesoftomorrow3488 3 ай бұрын
Honestly seems the most interesting thing you can do in this game: eschew weapons and beat the shit out of people using blasters, lightsabers and what have you with your bare hands
@kadalsaurus6232
@kadalsaurus6232 3 ай бұрын
watch n learn
@softwaremediaguru
@softwaremediaguru 3 ай бұрын
Donnie yen should be the main character here
@N3G4T3
@N3G4T3 3 ай бұрын
IP woMan
@juntaKhann
@juntaKhann 3 ай бұрын
@@N3G4T3 IP they/them
@minimoltieposmt215
@minimoltieposmt215 3 ай бұрын
Red Dead 2 set an impossiblly *high* bar when it comes to open world games. This game set an impossibly *low* bar when it comes to open world games.
@juanguzman8130
@juanguzman8130 3 ай бұрын
Yeah I didn’t really thought about how hard it is to compete with rdr2 before comparing it with other games, but still, come on, with this budget? They could have at least made some punching animations that kind of look like she has punched someone ONCE before
@brenthipps3080
@brenthipps3080 3 ай бұрын
It didn't set the bar. It ran into the bar full speed face first and then feel down and pissed itself
@TheNotorious6
@TheNotorious6 3 ай бұрын
Agreed. RDR2 ruined other open world games for me... No level of detail comes close in any other game. I think I'll just go ahead and play rdr2 for the 6th time.
@lezty
@lezty 3 ай бұрын
I would prefer bad graphics with great story and gameplay over this “AAAA” crap. I miss when games used to be fun.
@Seb7an
@Seb7an 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Bullshit. RDR2 isn't even a game, it's a boring movie.
@TehJumpingJawa
@TehJumpingJawa 3 ай бұрын
What was advertised: Star Wars: Outlaws What was delivered: Star Wars: Cash-in
@EngenheirUber
@EngenheirUber 3 ай бұрын
Ubi woke soft
@bigmama3372
@bigmama3372 2 ай бұрын
RDR2 is the only AAAA title that currently exists. Change my mind
@Chogy1
@Chogy1 3 ай бұрын
1:10 Not the oblivion theme kicking in xD
@Potatinized
@Potatinized 3 ай бұрын
made the game much better, believe me.
@quint3ssent1a
@quint3ssent1a 3 ай бұрын
First snippet was also played under oblivion theme, but it was oblivion's gate theme :DDD took me five minutes to recognize where I heard that one.
@Spookdookin
@Spookdookin 3 ай бұрын
Ohhh it gave me a good laugh 😂
@mr.halfright
@mr.halfright 3 ай бұрын
"Must've been the wind"
@Friendss
@Friendss 3 ай бұрын
"NPC" ahh theme 😂
@johnleonard9102
@johnleonard9102 3 ай бұрын
Having your character drop a weapon that could easily be carried down a ladder is such an immersion breaking moment; that alone would be enough for me to return this game.
@Tarriq
@Tarriq 3 ай бұрын
This one bothered me a little
@petrofsko
@petrofsko 3 ай бұрын
Fair enough storm troopers were always this dumb.Maybe some enemies could fight back,massive made the division so smarter enemies shouldn't have been a problem along with carrying your weapon going down ladders.Never seen Ubi having your character not swim in all the assasins,ghost recon,farcry games.Avatar you could swim same developers I don't get it looks really stupid and bad.How they could say to themselves that'll do.
@user-bl7em8sx6o
@user-bl7em8sx6o 3 ай бұрын
This comment has to be sarcasm when the biggest issue you have with this is dropping a gun
@neocodexx
@neocodexx 3 ай бұрын
That is actually a thing since Assassin's Creed 2. You were able to disarm enemies and use their weapons but you couldn't carry those 2handed swords and bayonettes in AC3 while running and jumping across roofs, it made sense. So they just kinda kept it in lol It's like they're still using the same engine but just kept fiddling with it making it worse.
@Tarriq
@Tarriq 3 ай бұрын
@@neocodexx gameplay wise it makes sense to drop it because it gives you an advantage otherwise.
@fastlanegames5710
@fastlanegames5710 3 ай бұрын
The fact that they scrapped swimming says something
@Mauricemüller-m7i
@Mauricemüller-m7i 3 ай бұрын
the fact that you not even could carry a heavy gun on your back, while climbing, got me first.......unbelieveable...at this point i knew they you cashgrabbed and put 5% effort in this game.......sadly, another star wars destroyed
@chillhour6155
@chillhour6155 3 ай бұрын
that tech doesnt exist yet
@ponraul1221
@ponraul1221 3 ай бұрын
It’s like in Cyberpunk 2077 when 3rd person view was scrapped and CDPR tried spinning it as a immersive feature. Most people bought into it, but I remember that being the first big red flag of that game, showing that devs were cutting corners or at least being very rushed.
@legendaryboi1226
@legendaryboi1226 3 ай бұрын
@@Mauricemüller-m7i It's not even a Heavy Weapon, it's more like a Primary. It's baffling that Kay only carries a pistol.
@BlackyMox
@BlackyMox 3 ай бұрын
cant think of any star wars game which allowed to swim...
@chnniceguy
@chnniceguy 2 ай бұрын
If there is no „Star Wars“ in title, this AAAA game world end up like Concord
@IamMystify
@IamMystify 3 ай бұрын
hardly a game, money grab on the other hand is much more fitting word
@Osama_2307
@Osama_2307 3 ай бұрын
it cost a fortune on PS5 tf
@chaf1067
@chaf1067 3 ай бұрын
It's sad because it obviously had many talented graphic designers but it all went down the toilet because of the shitty world interaction and the trash NPC systematics
@MandoMTL
@MandoMTL 3 ай бұрын
@@chaf1067 People know who they're working for.
@Fleshlight_Reviewer
@Fleshlight_Reviewer 3 ай бұрын
Anything star wars is a money grab at this point
@fynkozari9271
@fynkozari9271 3 ай бұрын
Classic Ubisoft french and Massive Entertainment swedish.
@aja749
@aja749 3 ай бұрын
Damn they managed to make Bethesda look good.
@lucazani2730
@lucazani2730 3 ай бұрын
😂 I didn't think it was possible but you are right hahaha
@zuz2366
@zuz2366 3 ай бұрын
Bethesda is worse than this. It took Bethesda almost 10 years to make Starfield 🤣🤣 this game didn’t take that long. Ubisoft still has a horrible reputation
@data3419
@data3419 3 ай бұрын
I wouldnt go THAT far
@AmonAnon-vw3hr
@AmonAnon-vw3hr 3 ай бұрын
@zuz2366 atleast that wasn't based on a franchise like starwars lol
@user-bl7em8sx6o
@user-bl7em8sx6o 3 ай бұрын
They both still look like as*
@doggo_woo
@doggo_woo 3 ай бұрын
So, features of "AAAA" games: Water is now the void Enemies don't focus on the character literally melee'ing them to death Can't holster weapons away while using a ladder Animals are literally 500 tons.
@mrjohnnyk
@mrjohnnyk 3 ай бұрын
Progress!
@Александр911-х6л
@Александр911-х6л 3 ай бұрын
AAAAbsurd
@josephbryanasuncion4904
@josephbryanasuncion4904 3 ай бұрын
500 ton is absurd,walking indestructible walls is more accurate
@SaHaRaSquad
@SaHaRaSquad 3 ай бұрын
In other words, it's jankier than 20 year old SW games.
@floydlooney6837
@floydlooney6837 3 ай бұрын
Animals should have at least reacted to her
@fightthegrip
@fightthegrip 3 ай бұрын
Whenever Ubisoft describes how large and vast an open world game is, I take it as a threat.
@hugoclarke3284
@hugoclarke3284 3 ай бұрын
I like how the Oblivion music is used to accentuate the buggy atmosphere, yet Oblivion is still more fun to play in 2024
@deminisis
@deminisis 3 ай бұрын
Plus you could actually swim in Oblivion. Imagine that.
@marioPop76
@marioPop76 3 ай бұрын
​@@deminisisAND swing your fists and weapons (but not use long-ranged attacks) while swimming
@Spookdookin
@Spookdookin 3 ай бұрын
Oblivion has that good jank
@nyctibius339
@nyctibius339 3 ай бұрын
Oblivion is better in everything except graphics
@nikobellic8002
@nikobellic8002 3 ай бұрын
@@nyctibius339 Graphics doesn't seem that bad
@ramen_guru
@ramen_guru 3 ай бұрын
Ubioft's AI is as intelligent as the people who buy their games.
@The_Raven_River
@The_Raven_River 3 ай бұрын
@@ramen_guru the other day I went to a friend's house and he was playing dark souls. I thought to myself "this must be an intelligent man". Then I realized that he wasn't intelligent, but that I was simply dumb for thinking that game he played reflected his intelligence. Ironic eh?
@UchihaItachi-ke4td
@UchihaItachi-ke4td 3 ай бұрын
​@@The_Raven_Riverok
@rockstarali99
@rockstarali99 3 ай бұрын
Pirate life 💯
@ramen_guru
@ramen_guru 3 ай бұрын
@@The_Raven_River yes. And I always assume people who wear glasses are smart. But I am the dumb one for thinking that the use of glasses reflects intelligence.
@badshootykat5574
@badshootykat5574 3 ай бұрын
Ubisoft will just steal back their game and resell it to you
@59.9fps
@59.9fps 3 ай бұрын
Far Cry on Earth: you can swim. Far Cry in Space: lolol
@Mazafaka77
@Mazafaka77 3 ай бұрын
я аж обосрался...такой смешной комент
@cmd-nomad546
@cmd-nomad546 3 ай бұрын
I bet they just looked at the very first Assassin's Creed game and used that one as a tech template. We could not swim there either. ;-)
@aslanwils4114
@aslanwils4114 3 ай бұрын
​@@cmd-nomad546The very first Assassin's Creed had better NPCs than this Game
@germanmelendez1382
@germanmelendez1382 2 ай бұрын
MARY SUE, the game
@TheCatWatches
@TheCatWatches 3 ай бұрын
I don’t know what’s wackier… the fact that stormtroopers are wearing Spirit of Halloween costumes that Kay can lethally punch through or the fact that Kay can’t swim in a shallow creek
@SnibsnBibs
@SnibsnBibs 3 ай бұрын
The fact that they both coexist simultaneously along with a thousand other reasons not to buy this game is the wackiest.
@Hubertoser
@Hubertoser 3 ай бұрын
The name is Kay?🤣
@Adoyleonon
@Adoyleonon 3 ай бұрын
@@HubertoserWeirdly still better than OSHA.
@why-is-this-handle--a-thing
@why-is-this-handle--a-thing 3 ай бұрын
0:55 "just what i needed" *proceeds to drop weapon to go down the ladder*
@mr_chere
@mr_chere 3 ай бұрын
I've expected things to be bad, but this video proved me wrong. Things are DISASTEROUS... I mean, this is literally shameful and a robbery for 70 euros
@12SickOne34
@12SickOne34 3 ай бұрын
nu huh uh, you won't even get the full game for only 70 $, friendo. That's the best part.
@Dragon-Believer
@Dragon-Believer 3 ай бұрын
You guys have it backwards. Pros: funny bugs Cons: Game is boring. If they fixed the bugs it would have nothing.
@Poyomini
@Poyomini 3 ай бұрын
70? I recently saw this game on sale at a game store for *80€!* 70 is already egregious, but 80 goddamn sticks for this is a straight up scam!
@anotherrandomguy8871
@anotherrandomguy8871 3 ай бұрын
The main gameplay isn’t even worth 50$ bucks in my opinion since the shooting looks kinda bland.
@Dragon-Believer
@Dragon-Believer 3 ай бұрын
@@anotherrandomguy8871 I wouldn't play it for free
@The5thLegionSW
@The5thLegionSW 7 күн бұрын
Currently working up the mental strength to come back to this game and actually finish it...
@younggoat8304
@younggoat8304 3 ай бұрын
Her clearing all the enemies w her fists like she’s an avenger is killing me 🤣🤣
@adrianstjrnfldt
@adrianstjrnfldt 3 ай бұрын
huh? that dosent even make sense
@younggoat8304
@younggoat8304 3 ай бұрын
@@adrianstjrnfldt well, this Kay Vess character is a thief and seemingly has no fighting experience as she was simply taught how to lockpick, slice, and steal by her mother…now an avenger is a superhero - they have powers. Black Widow is an example, she has peak human strength, agility, and stamina, and is an expert in many forms of martial arts. She could take out all these armed people/stormtroopers with just her strength and skill, something all the avengers can do. Now what martial art class, serum/alien pill, or boxing class did this character take to achieve this level of strength in the game? I’ve watched people play this and just forget the gunplay when they c enemies and go “It’s Clobberin’ Time!” and just run up and deck everyone. For her..how is that possible?
@Lefreemanyt
@Lefreemanyt 3 ай бұрын
​@@younggoat8304🎉🙏🥳
@onthespiral4054
@onthespiral4054 3 ай бұрын
@@younggoat8304I understood immediately. Especially punching armors troopers is ridiculous
@dougfisher2060
@dougfisher2060 3 ай бұрын
That's the power of wahmen
@_Unlived_
@_Unlived_ 3 ай бұрын
Crazy how all it takes now is good graphics to be considered a AAAA game
@axiss5840
@axiss5840 3 ай бұрын
They're barely even that.
@ryanspencer6778
@ryanspencer6778 3 ай бұрын
This game doesn't even have good graphics. They're barely better than PS4 graphics, with heavy ray tracing slapped on.
@chrysio7
@chrysio7 3 ай бұрын
And what took before to be considered a AAA game in your opinion? Do you even know what a AAA means? It has nothing to do with graphics, nothing to do about the quality. AAA just means that it was developed by a big development team with high budget and big marketing and distributed by some big well known publisher.
@billmore6486
@billmore6486 3 ай бұрын
been that way for 20 plus years.
@CyrusIsnt
@CyrusIsnt 3 ай бұрын
Ubisoft needs stop making huge games😂😂 at the very least do not make multiple huge games at the same time. Reduce the cost of labor Reduce the margin of error with bugs. They are like 40% mid 20% good 40% bad.
@HatlessMuffin
@HatlessMuffin 3 ай бұрын
Terrific stuff from one of the largest game developers on this planet.
@metallboy25
@metallboy25 3 ай бұрын
They became large on the backs of people who are no longer with the company. So naturally, everything they do now is trash.
@CyrusIsnt
@CyrusIsnt 3 ай бұрын
They need to stop making their games so large
@af3111
@af3111 3 ай бұрын
Exactly
@honeybadger104
@honeybadger104 2 ай бұрын
Even the punches feels like AAAA
@NTAD
@NTAD 3 ай бұрын
You know a quarter century ago in a measly little game called Ocarina of Time that some wouldn't even consider to be AAA depending on standards, Link could swim in the water. He could dive under water, walk under water...hell in the sequel 2 years later he could actually swim _while_ under water. Pretty wild huh?
@cmd-nomad546
@cmd-nomad546 3 ай бұрын
Tomb Raider did it in 1996!
@XOFInfantryman
@XOFInfantryman 3 ай бұрын
Nah that's CRAZY /s
@ffmpregffmpreg
@ffmpregffmpreg 3 ай бұрын
What? You don't believe in the arc of progress? Ocarina of Time is 26 years old, so that's basically Windows 98 in terms of game design, right? That's like playing with sticks and rocks. Modern games are so _better_ and _advanced_ nowadays in comparison, dooood. I mean, just look at Star Wars Outlaws. I mean, not being able to swim does not necessarily make it a bad game, but at least the Kay falls through water like a heavy rock with little concern for physics. This one is for you, Digital Foundry's audience. It just keeps getting better and better.
@granudisimo
@granudisimo 3 ай бұрын
Yeah but Sonic still doesn't know how to swim so there's that.
@maverick8697
@maverick8697 3 ай бұрын
Super Mario Bros. did it in 1985 ;).
@MrBeetsGaming
@MrBeetsGaming 3 ай бұрын
According to a lot of game "journalists" it's amazing..... Gamerant: "Star Wars Outlaws builds upon the success of Jedi Survivor, showcasing improved worldbuilding and gameplay elements." "Outlaws is a vast improvement over Jedi series, capturing the essence of Star Wars and offering a sizable open world." "Jedi only walked so that Star Wars Outlaws could run" "To put it plainly Star Wars Outlaws is a Star Wars game through and through, whereas Star Wars Jedi could be considered an original story with a Star Wars skin on it."
@Boxghost574
@Boxghost574 3 ай бұрын
Gamespot called it mediocre so credit to them.
@jacqueslee2592
@jacqueslee2592 3 ай бұрын
Because majority of people and journalists are not searching for bugs in a game.
@user-os7ec4dm8x
@user-os7ec4dm8x 3 ай бұрын
IGN gave it a 70 but made up for it by shilling IGN Portugal to giving it a 90% yes that's right 90% nothing untoward there I'm sure.
@Raptchur
@Raptchur 3 ай бұрын
@@jacqueslee2592 This is the weirdest cope comment i may have ever seen... You don't have to search for them, they present themselves front and center. Not to mention all the suckers that paid $100+ for early access and got a bugged version that forced them to reset their saves or not be able to finish the game. Therefore nullifying their "EaRlY AcCeSs". The game is terrible in every way. It's plain to see. Ubisoft is a garbage tier company that hires bottom feeder devs and it shows.
@antreasSpyX
@antreasSpyX 3 ай бұрын
Comparing this game with the jedi series should be an intergalactic crime 💀
@Optimusprime240
@Optimusprime240 3 ай бұрын
Custom characters. Unlockable/purchasable ships ingame. Customizable loadouts/guns you find or buy on different planets. Optional missions/quests you choose whether or not to take. Black Flag style locations you can sneak into and rob on different worlds, where different ships or loadouts can aid you in whatever tactic you want to use. Small scale coop where you and a couple friends can fly or heist together as a gang. This is basic stuff that would have made this game SO much better...you know...Outlaw stuff
@sebastiangraham001
@sebastiangraham001 3 ай бұрын
You would think we would have stuff like that in 2024. But nope games are somehow getting worse
@Michael-oo5gq
@Michael-oo5gq 3 ай бұрын
Bro i thought youre counting things that are good in this Game😂😂
@AmusedCoffee-ym3gb
@AmusedCoffee-ym3gb 3 ай бұрын
​@Michael-oo5gq same. I was thinking "is this what was promised"
29 күн бұрын
I dont even have the motivation to pirate this game.
@controlplusc27
@controlplusc27 3 ай бұрын
0:10 Tis but a scratch.
@REESIX1
@REESIX1 3 ай бұрын
But your arm's off! (Please tell me it's a monty python reference)
@tonks9462
@tonks9462 3 ай бұрын
"'Tis but a scratch."?
@controlplusc27
@controlplusc27 3 ай бұрын
@@tonks9462 Well done puppet. You've passed the test.
@draem01
@draem01 3 ай бұрын
0:19
@water6006
@water6006 3 ай бұрын
@@REESIX1 No, it isn't. (It’s the next line, it’s a Monty python reference)
@wiltmarlonelao
@wiltmarlonelao 3 ай бұрын
1/2 meter from the shore : lake 1 meter from the shore: Marianas Trench
@ryoukokonpaku1575
@ryoukokonpaku1575 3 ай бұрын
You also drop like you're one heavy / dense piece of tungsten lmao. No drowning animation, you just plunge down without any resistance from the water and without a splash that would make Olympic divers jealous.
@arcadeportal32
@arcadeportal32 3 ай бұрын
​@ryoukokonpaku1575 Like Sonic 06, you were so heavy you not only dropped thru the water like a brick, but you usually fell right thru the map.
@crankfastle8138
@crankfastle8138 2 ай бұрын
​@@ryoukokonpaku1575well, she is carrying the weight of being a woman in a star wars universe which according to Lucas film is hard.
@Lucca1103
@Lucca1103 3 ай бұрын
2:59 "I don't like water. It's coarse and wet and it gets everywhere."
@realjosephanthony
@realjosephanthony 2 ай бұрын
Her punching a Stormtrooper in the helmet is by far the dumbest thing I've seen in a video game.
@Drakonus_
@Drakonus_ 3 ай бұрын
For a game about outlaws, most of these laws sure aren't breakable.
@dracofury1173
@dracofury1173 3 ай бұрын
Well Ubisoft executives did say we need to start getting used to not owning their games…..🤷‍♂️
@varthaner4617
@varthaner4617 3 ай бұрын
I bet if someone actually read all 1000 pages of SWO license agreement they would find a waiver for any mental harm due to playing this game. Imagine ppl owning this crap, and, after inevitable IQ drop, they go to US court to sue for permanent harm.... No wonder such policy was set.
@truesoulghost2777
@truesoulghost2777 3 ай бұрын
Done and done
@GreyDeathVaccine
@GreyDeathVaccine 2 ай бұрын
The only game form Ubishit I got was FarCry (the one with Vas) and even taht was bundled with GPU. Not so funny thing: it was one time install 💀
@Conqueror25
@Conqueror25 3 ай бұрын
3:10 We going back to Vice City with this one🗣️🗣️
@ZeroTheHunter
@ZeroTheHunter 3 ай бұрын
Nope, because at least vice city had drowning animations lmao
@Conqueror25
@Conqueror25 3 ай бұрын
@@ZeroTheHunter 💀💀💀 Vice City Quad A game confirmed? 🦭
@groen90
@groen90 3 ай бұрын
I was thinking Dark Souls actually
@DieLitChris
@DieLitChris 3 ай бұрын
Your pfp is the face i made when i saw how dense the character was in knee deep waters. Cheers to Quad A gaming.
@connor80059
@connor80059 3 ай бұрын
And rdr2 lol
@megolaznazia-ione2740
@megolaznazia-ione2740 3 ай бұрын
AAA is only for the price
@POHT8OH
@POHT8OH 3 ай бұрын
How is Ubisoft even still an operational company at this stage
@dayneinsayne
@dayneinsayne 3 ай бұрын
That Seige money and everytime I re-buy the South Park games on accident.
@CoNnOr5899
@CoNnOr5899 3 ай бұрын
@@dayneinsayne what do you mean on accident
@nikobellic8002
@nikobellic8002 3 ай бұрын
Don't worry one more mistake and they'll go bankrupt. And that mistake could be ac shadows.
@alispeed5095
@alispeed5095 3 ай бұрын
Its crazy that people give there hard earned money to this company for products of this quality...
@Tential1
@Tential1 3 ай бұрын
They increasing were not until this year. If gamers just held out a little longer, this company would actually probably die. Not financial advice but... I read financials and lots of em. I love financial statements and I'm not kidding.
@Lonewanderer30
@Lonewanderer30 3 ай бұрын
Most of them are kids spending dad’s money.
@Forceexile
@Forceexile 3 ай бұрын
What's more crazy is they are still defending this game Its kinda like a cult to this point
@esteemedyams
@esteemedyams 3 ай бұрын
@@Forceexile That happens every time, what it is is that they're basically trying to convince themselves that they didn't just make a bad purchase. That, and people really do worship studios as gods these days, it's psychotic, but this is where we are.
@GeneralRaam-0
@GeneralRaam-0 3 ай бұрын
It’s the suits above telling them to do this
@knightsljx
@knightsljx 3 ай бұрын
all the budget went to paying for the license
@This-is-a-commentt
@This-is-a-commentt 3 ай бұрын
It all makes sense now
@rosumparat
@rosumparat 3 ай бұрын
Made by Ubislop Montreal and Massive Ubislop and tested by Ubislop Romania. Greatness.
@J-Kimble
@J-Kimble 3 ай бұрын
On a level the game is super realistic: The only way a protagonist unskilled with weapons and stealth can beat enemies if said enemies refuse to engage her in combat and just politely stand there waiting to be knocked out.
@realQuestion
@realQuestion 3 ай бұрын
I see the Empire is now painting all of its ladders yellow.
@nathanaldana6589
@nathanaldana6589 3 ай бұрын
Glad the devs put that yellow paint there to let us know the LADDER is climbable
@randommcranderson5155
@randommcranderson5155 3 ай бұрын
Imperial OSHA regulations
@ProfoundKrab
@ProfoundKrab 3 ай бұрын
All part of the ancient Sith plan
@RealHero101111
@RealHero101111 3 ай бұрын
its game design... it existed in uncharted style games and even before.
@RealHero101111
@RealHero101111 3 ай бұрын
mirror's edge. climable stuff mostly red to make it more obvious and helpful for player... tomb raider 2013 white paint, uncharted yellow paint, god of war white paint to direct player.. resident evil remake yellow paint.. in sw u can even disable lots of paint stuff so there is option for player like in shadow of tomb raider...
@Karrda
@Karrda 2 ай бұрын
I guess this is what the so called modern audience wants from a game…all 8 of them
@mr.wrongtime5398
@mr.wrongtime5398 3 ай бұрын
Remember! No Ubisoft
@losing848
@losing848 3 ай бұрын
Cant wait for AC:Shadows, first AAAAA game ever
@zuo
@zuo 3 ай бұрын
with a character high up on the victim pyramid 😂 fitting for ubisoft
@ryoukokonpaku1575
@ryoukokonpaku1575 3 ай бұрын
More Ass lol
@SamsaraRevolves
@SamsaraRevolves 3 ай бұрын
Carrying the weapons you pickup is on the roadmap for the first DLC. 🤣
@Giltredjohnson53
@Giltredjohnson53 3 ай бұрын
This is what happens when you dei hire
@RedzaMalaysianCrossover
@RedzaMalaysianCrossover 3 ай бұрын
"AAAA game"......The more "A" game is, the lazier or worse it gets. Seriously, they can't even afford decent ragdoll physics and decent AI, decent animation and decent destructible environment. The only thing they care of is money.
@Dexter01992
@Dexter01992 3 ай бұрын
The more A's are added, the louder the screams of us at their games become.
@esteemedyams
@esteemedyams 3 ай бұрын
I'm starting to think it's more related to the price tag than the quality
@melone8008
@melone8008 3 ай бұрын
This isnt even an A, more like a C
@user-bl7em8sx6o
@user-bl7em8sx6o 3 ай бұрын
If they cared about money you thi k they would stop trying to lose it with all of these low performing products they keep putting out
@BipBapBopBup
@BipBapBopBup 3 ай бұрын
The worst part is that those should be assets they already have. And yet here we are...
@EliteCustodes
@EliteCustodes 3 ай бұрын
Star Wars: Outlaws, the game that doesn't allow you to play as an outlaw. Those 300 IQ modern devs should've named it Star Wars: Soybean instead, it would've been more accurate.
@wasdf999
@wasdf999 3 ай бұрын
hahahahahahaha you are so funny
@ricoLbrc
@ricoLbrc 3 ай бұрын
You should not blame the devs honestly. The quality of the game is base on the time and budget of the the company that they put on devs. blame the company not the devs
@RenegadeShepTheSpacer
@RenegadeShepTheSpacer 3 ай бұрын
​@@ricoLbrcNo. Blame the developers. They need to stop getting a pass for making shit.
@icycleragon
@icycleragon 3 ай бұрын
Its Disney PG level outlaws
@DEATHFISH3000
@DEATHFISH3000 3 ай бұрын
@@icycleragon and star wars is a disney franchise - seriously, anyone expecting anything else is the butt of the joke here
@vlaw7103
@vlaw7103 3 ай бұрын
0:17 understandable, have a nice day
@Azhentopic
@Azhentopic Ай бұрын
AAAA games left physics 😂
@vaantsy
@vaantsy 3 ай бұрын
Girl has Mike Tyson in shambles, knocking out cold stormtroopers wearing helmets using just her punches.
@ghosthunter7258
@ghosthunter7258 3 ай бұрын
Kay is fighting the patriarchy with her bare hands. You go girl
@CoastalReaction
@CoastalReaction 3 ай бұрын
3/4 of the Empire is female now. They must have had all the men stationed on the Death Star
@medical_bag
@medical_bag 3 ай бұрын
✨You go girl, no like, seriously leave✨
@mojo_joju
@mojo_joju 3 ай бұрын
Ubisoft keeps infantilising their games, as if they think their entire audience is either kids, or too stupid to play a real video game.
@mr.halfright
@mr.halfright 3 ай бұрын
And yet, people still preorder
@jinpingthebear110
@jinpingthebear110 3 ай бұрын
*And yet, 12 year olds with their mum's credit card still preorder.
@yunfanji
@yunfanji 3 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, some people are more dense than the animals in this video
@p0k314COM
@p0k314COM 3 ай бұрын
This is obvious direction: kids, teenagers and kidults are most dumb and less demanding market. On that way works any eg. fast-food with trash food quality. Smiths are predictable.
@calvinhobbes6118
@calvinhobbes6118 Ай бұрын
All a result of greed.
@BloodSugarS3XMajik
@BloodSugarS3XMajik 3 ай бұрын
bareknuckle knockouts on storm trooper armor. wow the girl boss force is clearly with her.
@KirgaOroshi
@KirgaOroshi 3 ай бұрын
those 8 dislikes are from ubisoft employees
@dodywidodo9433
@dodywidodo9433 3 ай бұрын
and SBI members
@josephbryanasuncion4904
@josephbryanasuncion4904 3 ай бұрын
Man they can't even collectively do double digits..
@Jaimin088
@Jaimin088 3 ай бұрын
I have no words.
@nikobellic8002
@nikobellic8002 3 ай бұрын
The things that needed to be said is said anyway.
@yavorvlaskov5404
@yavorvlaskov5404 3 ай бұрын
How there are people who expected this to be good is beyond me, in the past 15 years they have done their best to convince us they can't make good games anymore
@gospelofrye6881
@gospelofrye6881 3 ай бұрын
Wait so AC Origins (2017) and AC Black Flag (2013) are bad games now? Far Cry 3 (2012) is a bad game? Always you guys exaggerate the timeline. Have most Ubisoft games been bad for the past FIVE years? Sure maybe. For the last 15 years? Hell no.
@yavorvlaskov5404
@yavorvlaskov5404 3 ай бұрын
@@gospelofrye6881 AC Origins was the same generic garbage. We can shake hands on 10 years, for some reason I thought FC3 was before 2010, seems so long ago. Black Flag is a mixed bag outside the stellar sea aspects.
@M_CFV
@M_CFV 3 ай бұрын
@@gospelofrye6881 black flag and origins were shat on on release. Everyone said there is nothing stealthy about pirates. Stop memory holing.
@M_CFV
@M_CFV 3 ай бұрын
@@yavorvlaskov5404 lets not forget everyone was shitting on black flag on release for it not actually being a stealth assassin game. Pirates arent stealthy
@muhamadmuhamad-ky8gd
@muhamadmuhamad-ky8gd 3 ай бұрын
honestly, yeah. If anything, ubisoft always did the same game+ over and over. If you played far cry 2 before 3 (most haven't) you would know it. Same thing for the assassins creed series. Maybe there's some exception with titles like beyond good and evil, but that game was just following a trend anyway.
@armasxd
@armasxd 2 ай бұрын
"Delivering solid quality isn't enough" The solid quality in question:
Ubisoft is evolving... just backwards
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