"Man passively aggressively wastes time while he 'doesnt complain' about his missed meeting with Zack"
@driveincanada97132 жыл бұрын
👍♥️
@helvsskami Жыл бұрын
Zack smh
@heyitsmua Жыл бұрын
Zach watching this be like: 👁️👄👁️
@clawapex1017 Жыл бұрын
“passively aggressively” There are two things that come out of this statement for me 1. This man doesn’t know how English works 2. I’m dumb and don’t understand what he’s trying to say
@zemasterze11 Жыл бұрын
Sorry guys, I had plans
@RyanCoomer2 жыл бұрын
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.
@notrickastley1062 жыл бұрын
How How
@Vibe_editz2 жыл бұрын
Dang, you must really like corn dogs
@traciesalgado47162 жыл бұрын
🤣😳🤣
@iva41352 жыл бұрын
How should we get about that
@ApollothaG2 жыл бұрын
Ay Yo can i get a Corndog
@bellabaeee24792 жыл бұрын
“Im not one to name names”. and proceeds to say his name at least 20 times.also at this point with how much cake, sand, and fertilizer in his carpet imma just hire a cleaning crew for Brandon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@specgamer3882 жыл бұрын
He has a cleaner
@kippersanimals26422 жыл бұрын
He has one and she has a TikTok lol
@_Pix_2 жыл бұрын
And at the end “it’s so flaky! Imma name you Zach” that killed me
@reaperscythe45792 жыл бұрын
@@_Pix_ The passive aggressive savageness throughout this video was perfectly wrapped up with that line.
@user-fd9ru7wt2d Жыл бұрын
I am watching this on Sunday today
@ZacharyFieldMan81 Жыл бұрын
Hey Brandon Farris! Sorry I missed that business meeting with you! My kids really love your content and you seem pretty funny! Maybe want to set up a new business meeting? I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you, I forgot about it and was sick and I just discovered this video through my kids' recommendation!
@user-ee2en2xf2y2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@JAYJAY69-h7s2 ай бұрын
😅😂
@tiky63332 ай бұрын
Holy
@JamesBowen-lc4sq2 ай бұрын
Oop
@user-zr2ol8so5m2 ай бұрын
Damn you ZACH
@braydenc85102 жыл бұрын
One thing i would like to see is how he would clean up the mess he made after making a video. That could be a fun video.
@InChristILive2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@DeeganGalloway-zj6ej2 ай бұрын
@ashhqrАй бұрын
He hires a cleaning service
@ClownArc2 жыл бұрын
8:04 That made me so sad, he was so happy for the big chip :[
@ThatOneGamedev.-pi8orАй бұрын
He was devastated Ó╭╮Ò
@PrincessTorte2 жыл бұрын
Can we, at least one time, see the cleaning process after filming ? I feel the person cleaning up need some recognition ❤ Maybe an interview, a tutorial, a top 10 video of cleaning supplies... i don't know. Anything!
@Elemental12172 жыл бұрын
She's got her own social media. Dirtiest dooder I believe, but it's been a while since I looked her up.
@katlyn89242 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine he doesn't clean he just has many of the same exact room and every time he makes a mess he just moves to a different one
@ChrisUnlimitedGames2 жыл бұрын
Top 10 messiest messes Brandon Made.
@l0cal_l0s3r2 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisUnlimitedGames number 1: *every glitter bomb he has recieved*
@moldyrainbowsock5447 Жыл бұрын
She has a TikTok!
@littlemisscutie2 жыл бұрын
He is doing the stuff that we wished we could do but cost too much money when we were little. Also make sure to take care of yourself Brandon we love you forever and always.
@venomg57992 жыл бұрын
*cost
@BehindTheGreenEyes2 жыл бұрын
cost*, too*
@littlemisscutie2 жыл бұрын
oh ty i failed english so-
@coltonthrasher6427 Жыл бұрын
@@littlemisscutie the corrected you but if u look you said it correctly bc they typed the same thing u did
@willow6576 Жыл бұрын
@@coltonthrasher6427 they edited it. Lol.
@Someone-px3ck Жыл бұрын
7:44 I FELL OUT OF MY FLOOR
@annanicoletti97912 ай бұрын
How
@sandie234Ай бұрын
you fell out of your FLOOR?!?
@Furi_GYTАй бұрын
You good?
@pinggu77 Жыл бұрын
9:30 that was so graceful
@Kai997132 жыл бұрын
Translation for 8:41 "Where is the bathroom?" " The library?" "Thank you"
@abox83622 ай бұрын
“MMMMMMUSTARD”
@NominitroАй бұрын
“ ‘I’m so hungry’. I don’t care”
@franki-w-Ай бұрын
"OhH YOU HAVE A MEETING TOODAYYYYY???"
@atlassux11 күн бұрын
"march 3rd that's the day were having a meeting"
@tunaruna27302 жыл бұрын
"big chips not ready yet" you can hear the dissapointment in brandons voice
@IamOb-squished2 жыл бұрын
@Cliodhna🩸 what do you mean?
@IamOb-squished2 жыл бұрын
IKNOW 😂😂😂 HE WAS SSOOOO SADDD
@RoboticMothBlade2 жыл бұрын
"Big Chip! Let's go check on our Big Chip!" "... big chip's not ready yet..."
@Bucketofsad Жыл бұрын
8:01 right here for anyone wondering!
@jocelyn_studios2 жыл бұрын
Please do more collabs with Cam, they are my comfort videos when I am feeling low.
@adenmelton68342 жыл бұрын
Brandon and Cam in a room together is such genuine chaos and I love it
@zaidenbenton89342 жыл бұрын
The punch at 4:10 was personal 😂
@zachcota31545 ай бұрын
My man can throw a solid punch 😂
@RubyRedddd Жыл бұрын
BRANDON THAT WAS RICE PAPER!
@skz_pigunny97452 жыл бұрын
( 4:30 ) It is actually Friday, I had a party to go to and it turns out it got canceled so now I'm sitting at my desk watching Brandon and drinking my sugar milk. You got that right.
@MusiclLordEntertainment9 ай бұрын
sugar milk? if you dont mind me asking, what is sugar milk? im curious cause it sounds good
@skz_pigunny97459 ай бұрын
@@MusiclLordEntertainment i put two spoons of sugar into a glass of milk, then stir, then drink :) it’s quite delicious during winter, i’ve been drinking it since i was little
@MusiclLordEntertainment9 ай бұрын
sucks i don't have any sugar. i have tons of milk, but no sugar! ;-;@@skz_pigunny9745
@ashleywatson15019 ай бұрын
STAN SKZZZZZZZZZZ❤❤❤❤❤
@Ball_tickler_3000_thatme2 ай бұрын
Same
@YoSmoked2 жыл бұрын
You never disappoint us with your content.
@AbstractlyDelen2 жыл бұрын
As someone with celiacs, and has to live gluten free, Brandon…. Are you okay? You always mention how you’re gluten free, you buy gluten free cake mix, then eat regular bread. Your stomach must HATE you bruh
@kendallmatthews42372 жыл бұрын
same here i have celiac disease too and seeing him eat all this gluten and wheat and stuff hurts ME badly
@ShortForMertchel2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering along similar lines. Maybe he doesn't have celiacs or an allergy? I don't have celiacs myself but I do have an allergy to wheat and dairy and a sensitivity to soy. So wheat and dairy mess me up big time but soy is dose-dependent so I can eat a little without a terrible reaction. Maybe his issue with gluten is a sensitivity
@AbstractlyDelen2 жыл бұрын
@beyond your imagination finally, you’ve been reported
@audreyhudson2 жыл бұрын
He probably spits it out after getting the take..
@DNagy18002 жыл бұрын
@@AbstractlyDelen youtube doesn't care
@barneyfrombIackmesa Жыл бұрын
The commitment this man has to give us content is awesome
@YoungMan5858 ай бұрын
if only a certain zack also took some lessons on commitment
@GoodwinBrosINC2 жыл бұрын
6:21 it's Not toilet paper, it's RICE paper
@genosixgd7 ай бұрын
yeah, sure. You toilet paper eaters will do ANYTHING to deny you're eating toilet paper
@user-mn4ni2rb6p6 ай бұрын
@genosixgd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it is rice paper though
@GoodwinBrosINC6 ай бұрын
0:00 Ooh What kind of cake is that I could go for, I don't want cake
@GoodwinBrosINC5 ай бұрын
0:02 *short wheeze* Gross
@itsssbekah86622 жыл бұрын
0:39 I laughed too hard at this
@StrawberryPhys2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😆 It's so flakey, I'm gonna name him Zach. Did he ever show up?? Bring back Kelly! I ordered a glitter bomb necklace. 😆😁💜
@catsj17672 жыл бұрын
It’s a game - have to find her i think
@StrawberryPhys Жыл бұрын
@@catsj1767 Can't believe I never saw this message! 🤦♀️ Apparently, if you ordered a glitter bomb necklace or earrings, he'd being her back after so much money was made. All money made goes to a charity.
@abigailbrown25252 жыл бұрын
3:11 Brandon having an existential crisis and coping with food
@user-hp7gc2oy7d2 жыл бұрын
0:06 and I'm already reminded why I subbed to this channel. The *commitment* to the bit is just chefs kiss.
@HeadOperator Жыл бұрын
My dog died today. But watching Brandon has cheered me up. Thank you brandon.
@ena-fan125 ай бұрын
im sorry for your loss
@Ur_Local_Undertale_Fan5 ай бұрын
Hope your dog is in a better place now
@JustAbigRythFan2 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 😢
@randompersonNooneknowsaboutme2 ай бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss bro rest in peace.
@annanicoletti97912 ай бұрын
I feel so bad for you
@taxevavsoinisntilleagal2 жыл бұрын
I love that brandon make giant messes in his house to keep us entertained keep up the good work
@sammycat43102 жыл бұрын
His cleaning person/company must charge him combat pay.
@thelikebuttonscousin21062 жыл бұрын
7:25 when your controller is on budget
@FattyCornPuffs2 жыл бұрын
I FREAKING LOVE THIS MAN AND HIS DEDICATION TO CLEAN HIS CARPET
@hamsandwich19412 жыл бұрын
@Cliodhna🩸that matches the comment
@pageturner-ce4mh11 ай бұрын
6:08 was so funny like 😂😂😂
@Menace_2_Sus-Eye-Tea11 ай бұрын
"...BIG CHIP! Let's go check on our big chip!" *later* "Big chip's not ready yet :("
@Ranita0302 жыл бұрын
4:30 the fact that im watching this on Friday 🧍
@tjnarron7618 Жыл бұрын
Sameee
@JosefaKela2 жыл бұрын
0:16 I'm impressed that he can jump that far and high very impressive.
@bradleylong2340 Жыл бұрын
He's not human
@Swallowedshampooprollygonnadie Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@lddj2 жыл бұрын
I love how he will do whatever it takes including injuring himself to entertain others
@familyanderson13539 ай бұрын
the fact that less then 5 seconds into the video i was laughing 7:00 Also why did he run away from the milk
@moew61832 жыл бұрын
6:50 Brandon I think that was not toilet paper …
@Rozzy_gamer17 күн бұрын
Fr
@Actuallyspider-man2 жыл бұрын
6:26 it’s wet rice paper
@hazley54042 жыл бұрын
"Where is the bathroom? The library? Thank you! Mustard." -said no one ever but brandon
@Ft.Cookie2 жыл бұрын
9:18 " them : Whos here? " Me: " not your eyebrows- " ( the old lady )
@cheyenneowens5712 Жыл бұрын
The amount of mess and pain he goes thru to make us laugh yall better subscribe
@nevenevada6041 Жыл бұрын
no
@baoshicos Жыл бұрын
69th like on this comment!
@CYNESSAISLOVED3 ай бұрын
7:06 NO WAY HE JUST BIT INTO A BANANA WITHOUT PEELING IT 😭💀
@WildWolfHowler2 жыл бұрын
Am watching in a Friday and had no plans 👽 so this was my plan A to watch Brandon 👍 Love the chaos and love the videos man, bring so many laughs , thank you
@emmagraceschenck82242 жыл бұрын
Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for being such an amazing human!☺️I can always rely on you to put a smile on my face and make me laugh.🥰You never fail to make my day!🦋Keep up the amazing work!❤️💕
@pajapontto70712 жыл бұрын
Comment section full of bots. Im here to break the ice.
@RiverTheNerd2 жыл бұрын
0:48 Oh, I didn't know you played piano I would love to hear it
@tomansager1 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile one of his "songs" on another video: -random bunch of notes- *texas*
@dougsnyder8319 Жыл бұрын
You know what's frustrating? The Pringles cover doesn't fit on the bottom of the Pringles can, so you can't keep it there while you eat some of the Pringles and know where the top is to reseal the tube.
@Ollieee420 Жыл бұрын
Fr. I hate that sm about Pringles.
@ChloeVlogs2 жыл бұрын
How do you make watching other people doing stuff funny. Your just so funny Brandon 😂☺️
@katsaunders10392 жыл бұрын
Your videos are a go-to when my panic attacks start creeping up. Stops them from happening about a 3rd of the time. Thank you 🖤
@Aperson-rs4eh Жыл бұрын
pray for that to go away
@Chloe115012 жыл бұрын
6:03 never let them know your next move
@dandelion.l0ve4376 ай бұрын
At 8:31 I died.
@TheMysteriousShadow_Therian Жыл бұрын
Brandon: I’m just trying to show off my chopsticks skills *drops the chip* edit: 5:42
@Arti0messs2 жыл бұрын
"Oww" -3:39-
@tini_ceh6542 жыл бұрын
Love how many jokes you got out of the missed meeting, although now I actually want to know why he was late lol Also 8:14 what kind of weird fat joke is happening in that clip?! "Oh no! I can't eat as much as her! I've got to do a 'hack' to look like I can eat more!" Not Brandon, the five minute crafts or whatever
@gyovannyornelas61842 жыл бұрын
8:46 🤣🤣🤣
@zcarp86427 ай бұрын
*MMMM* mustard
@knxshii.2 жыл бұрын
3:52 i would liek to go to the upside down
@andriatheredick Жыл бұрын
5:06 rip chips
@trevskuttomo Жыл бұрын
6:39 is so funny
@misspoohfooh2 жыл бұрын
I love this 🤣 "its so flakey imma name it zach"
@leahbaxley71432 жыл бұрын
“Your so flaky, I’m gonna name u Zach!” Lmao 🤣🤣
@tylerallen3672 жыл бұрын
"Everytime I eat bread it goes straight to my mouth." Brandon quote of the year🤣
@Chocmuffin8 ай бұрын
He’s my plan A
@Maniac_Matthew5 ай бұрын
Agreed
@alexandercalvertswife Жыл бұрын
0:24 THE INCONVENIENCE IN HIS VOICE💀
@hard2hurt2 жыл бұрын
I want to open a sandwich shop now just to name a sandwich the "london tour bus"
@emmadryden17042 жыл бұрын
i’m waiting for brandon to make a video of him finding and saving kelly after being pic-napped.
@Thats.crazy_2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ilovemypetsequally98122 жыл бұрын
I love how he tries to eat the toilet paper, and in all reality it was rice paper! 😂
@G.W.1852 Жыл бұрын
That carpet must get deep cleaned every day with all of this shenanigans 🤣
@lillyhudson1294 Жыл бұрын
I love the stranger things reference with the tortilla that’s amazing 3:51
@user-wy5kx2zv6v2 жыл бұрын
Dear Brandon, Thank you so much for all you do. You have lifted my spirts and always made me smile. Even in my worst times you have never failed to make me laugh. Even in your worst times you made us smile. Being homeless was such a challenging situation and even when you ended up making us laugh, all while being a great boyfriend/husband, and dad. Your family is so lucky to have such an amazing and witty man in their family. I imagine that your mother is very proud of you, any time my family needs some laughs I always turn you on and we all giggle and sometimes, more then we giggle, we cackle with laughter and enjoyment. Zach, you missed out on talking to the most amazing man on the planet. Sometimes you always seem like a man who is all smiles, good vibes, and flowers. You seem to be kind, and not afraid to cry. Or treat your mother right, and you always have the best stories to tell. All your friends probably wonder “how did I end up with a friend like the Brandon Farris” your never my second choice, your my first, I’ve drawn you (and your family) and though I can’t draw, I have always hung it up to remind myself on who I can’t thank enough. Someone who can pull me out of any mood into the best one, about a month-2 months ago my dog died, and I was in a really dark place…I won’t go into detail but Brandon, you saved my life and showed me that $u¡c¡de is never the answer. You taught me to be a positive and funny person. I have stopped hanging out with toxic people and stared hanging out with people that build you up, not break you down. And you taught me that. I have changed myself and became a happy and less toxic, due to much selfishness and self hate, I was a bully and no one wanted to be my friend, I was only able to make friends with terrible people. And you have made me a happier and overall better person, so to anyone who needs to hear it: Your neck isn’t a coat, don’t hang it Your not paper, don’t cut it Your life isn’t a video, don’t end it School isn’t ads, don’t skip it And I know that you can do it, and you can make it through whatever your going through, so far you have gone through 100% of your bad days! Keep it coming! And congratulations, for making it to the end. -sincerely, me
@user-rx3iv4yk5o2 жыл бұрын
Your literally my life saver you helped me through tuff times I love you I’m your #1 fan❤️❤️
@emiliannacanada97842 жыл бұрын
The "I payed money for it so eat it" rule is my favorite 😂😂😂
@ATG_57348 ай бұрын
hey brandon if you flick the soda before you open it it won’t explode
@paylin4053 Жыл бұрын
5:43 i’m just trying to show off my chopstick skills but A couple minutes before 1:16 drops the sushi
@elliehopesuzanne2 жыл бұрын
3:56 ... I dont want to talk about it... I still haven't emotionally recovered 🙃💔
@clxudygxrly2 жыл бұрын
2:19 WhAtS WrONg DiD ThAT ITcHY BuTt CoMe BAcK?
@tjnarron7618 Жыл бұрын
O ill go get the cream
@rosemary3029 Жыл бұрын
@@tjnarron7618 here sit on this
@LeTabsMusketeer2 Жыл бұрын
@@rosemary3029Okay hold on I gotta go to a business meeting
@rosemary3029 Жыл бұрын
@@LeTabsMusketeer2 and then I'll come back
@NicoDiAngelo_EmoBoy9 ай бұрын
@@rosemary3029I’ll let you know how it goes
@lillymoore33302 жыл бұрын
brandon never seems too fail us with his videos
@anglbrown1978 Жыл бұрын
Brandon the funniest thing I actually almost lost my breath was when you punch your dummy randomly 😅.. Yes. Is was secret therapy 🤠
@bestiebanana5329 Жыл бұрын
8:39 ur sims character after they meet new ppl
@antagonizingprotagonist87212 жыл бұрын
I love that the mannequin is the new Kelly.
@SprucePotato2 жыл бұрын
1:02 R/ihadastroke
@bradleylong2340 Жыл бұрын
I had a stroke trying to understand what he said
@apex_gaming69682 жыл бұрын
I am actually watching it on Friday LOL🤣🤣4:38
@Noaleft4dead2 жыл бұрын
Only Brandon could mess up throwing s cake at an inamimate object and end up having the object throw it right back at him 🤣🤣🤣
@kyon_designer Жыл бұрын
2:33 as a freelancer I feel this so much
@x_brebre_x2 жыл бұрын
Brandon throwing cake all over the room reminds me of when my eight year old cousin left a piece of cake on my bedroom floor and it got all smashed into the carpet. That was last month and I still find cake crumbs in the floor to this day. 🤣
@mollsmolls42082 жыл бұрын
Brandon at 4:43 you basically described my whole day
@ChickenSmurf2 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YOU POSTED THIS VIDEO ON MY BIRTHDAY? AND I DIDNT EAT CAKE!! WAS THIS A SIGN🤨😨 AND THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!? 1:45 🥲thank you
@GameOver...10-642 жыл бұрын
Lol🤣🤣
@kristinahensel5225 Жыл бұрын
Happy birthday🥰😍😘🤗😘😇
@Monkey_D_luffy1st2 ай бұрын
Happy bday
@Mushroom734 ай бұрын
“Im full *continues to blame his hand about giving him too much bread*” 💀😭
@morgenreed6885 Жыл бұрын
I don't know if anyone remembers when he reacted to this same video a fee years ago I dunno if its even still up but I remember it and im so glad he's reacting to it again!♡
@That.menace.2 жыл бұрын
I love him! He literally messes up his room everyday just to make us laugh!
@20_PERCENT_OFF Жыл бұрын
I saw your pfp before anything else
@That.menace. Жыл бұрын
@@20_PERCENT_OFF oh is that good or bad-...
@20_PERCENT_OFF Жыл бұрын
both at the same time
@That.menace. Жыл бұрын
@@20_PERCENT_OFF That makes perfect sense
@Javi2slumped_1012 жыл бұрын
Brandon never fails to make me laugh I live watching your videos 😭👍
@pattygravette75972 жыл бұрын
Brandon, I love your channel. Everyday I wait for your new video. I do have to ask, Who cleans up after you ? They do an amazing job getting the cake, coke, milk, glitter bombs, fires, pools full of water and and endless list of everything mixed and mushed in the carpet, not to mention how many shelves you go through with Cameron.
@mamaseesa31222 жыл бұрын
He has a cleaner. She's made her own tiktok about it!
@WolfyFancyLads Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, corn chips are genuinely very good for starting fires due to how dry they are. They're good tinder. So despite most "life hacks" being... Well, utter lies or pure stupidity, that one is very real.
@Nayah673 Жыл бұрын
4:34 i love how i am watching this on a friday and i definitely do not have plans for today
@makilahburnett8382 жыл бұрын
I love watching you do these things and I love how chaotic these videos can get keep up the good work!! ❤️❤️❤️
@clairehuffer21862 жыл бұрын
You have an amazing cleaner! They are extremely dedicated to their job. I love the videos Brandon! I am so happy that you’ve been posting so many videos recently! Also you were my plan A, never plan B.
@toshiahanson58852 жыл бұрын
Brandon, the cake looks really good n ur hair & beard 👍 I think u r hilarious Brandon
@driveincanada97132 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍
@C0yote_BoneZАй бұрын
"Is that a mustard, bread, mustard, bread, bread, mustard, bread, mustard, bread sandwich?" -Brandon Farris, 2022
@davidwaynemain2 жыл бұрын
2:24 Wait .....Suicide Squad Shirt (2) Zack (as in Snider) (2) DUDE ARE YOU GONNA BE IN A WHOLE FILM!!!?!??!??!?! GET BACK AT ME PLEEEEASE lol Jk. You don't have to. I'm little people 😂😭😂😂
@Acknowledgements91192 жыл бұрын
5:25 - me on the weekends
@euphoria26902 жыл бұрын
3:57 literally gave spoilers to stranger things saying that someone would die lol
@horrorflu2 жыл бұрын
i love all ur videos! keep up the amazing work!
@BaldMonke4Life Жыл бұрын
The part when he ran away from the milk caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elliot._.1199 күн бұрын
1:35 “I can’t even control it- I’m full. I’m full-! *im full.* “ *punches self in face with bread*