I Try Insane Recipes (Hotdog Margarita)

[@StuffandThings_]

William has slowly morphed from scientist, to mad scientist, to just plain mad

[@komiks42]

​@@EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee macarena!

[@skgough4386]

I watched this on a very large TV and was very afraid that my neighbors would see what I was watching. Thanks Uncle Willy

[@shadlyn3803]

I watched this on my living room TV, and my poor CATS had to witness this.

[@jeffh4581]

Uncle Touchy Willy for you @skgough4386

[@yelonade]

how did you comment? 🤨

[@dos541]

watching it on my 82 inch tv

[@anonymousperson2886]

Why is the inside of your house casually visible to your neighbors

[@Aliraldd992]

Kevin has such big Cameraman John energy

[@theIargedude]

fr i miss cammanjohn

[@Everfalling]

whatever happened to John anyway?

[@Zveebo]

@@EverfallingThink he just moved away so couldn’t do the filming any more. Kinda sad - his videos with Will were so great.

[@clayman55]

I literally came to these comments to see if Cameraman John was back!

[@l-l]

Forever in our hearts

[@lovelyliliss3369]

Shirtless making hotdog water ice cubes is the pinnacle of William Osman content

[@storey662]

Watching Big Willy boil hotdogs stark naked is something I didn’t know I would laugh so hard at.

[@Sandux930]

hes been hanging out with Ididathing too much XD

[@BalthorYT]

He's gonna boil the wrong wiener if he's not careful...

[@yeatenjoyer9017]

I caught that reflection in the lid too 🤣

[@AngelBurger]

Started scrolling the comments to see if anyone else saw the bare chested hairy Willy in the hot dog pots reflection

[@volts420]

thank god someone else noticed that too lmao

[@stephenrobillard9637]

I love how janky this is. I also love how William’s garage is just a constant state of chaos where everything is all over the place but he knows exactly where to find something he needs like a nasty pot lmaoooo.

[@bnice1374]

As someone who escaped the chef's life, I can say its because they work 24/7, get paid shit, have to work on all holidays and get next to no recognation for their efforts... oh and depending on the kitchen they often get yelled at all day long.

[@b3dubbs72]

Don’t forget, no health insurance.

[@AmalgamOfMrMoo]

you forgot a word after its

[@lanfielanf3889]

And still it's one of the best job's I've had. Especially the bonding with colleagues and kitchen staff from different restaurants. Working for 12 hours (or more), drinking and drugs for 8 hours and sleep 4 hours. A more stable live is quite nice do.

[@spankyjeffro5320]

That and they're forced to make utter fancy crap.

[@Gabbro_1]

@@lanfielanf3889 If I wanted to write a guide on how to die at 45, I'm not sure I could write anything better than actually shooting yourself on your Birthday.

[@LazrCat0]

Ya gotta admire- a lot of youtubers would taste just a little and be like nope, but he went back in to try the hotdoggerita a second time and was smiling through the pain! What a legend

[@pigger1010]

The Chipsbag poop trick is literally the best survival tip I've ever been given by my dad. Makes it sooo much easier to store it for later.

[@aidanhogan-thomas1797]

Store it.... for what...?

[@zlaya84]

For later. @@aidanhogan-thomas1797

[@MatVids2]

Are you William’s son?

[@whompronnie]

@@aidanhogan-thomas1797 For when you get hungry

[@KarmaCadet]

@@aidanhogan-thomas1797 it's important to store it so that future generations of hikers and forest rangers can enjoy it.

[@moegeemoe]

I love that WIlliam clearly likes cookin but his skills and knowledge of cooking are that of the best cook in a freshman frat house

[@conwak4890]

I like the part where he steps outside into a supernova

[@inedibledorito]

Legit thought I was watching Oppenheimer again

[@StuffandThings_]

@@inedibledorito Na that was just Mark Rober's nuclear glitter bomb test

[@thiccityd9773]

It’s shit like that that makes this channel great

[@dissociativealeks]

Uberhaxorsupernova

[@Snib1]

This is funnier when you realize how expensive All Clad brand pots and pans are and they're being used to make meth potatoes and hot dog ice cubes. Putting those high end pots to good use.

[@YossiRafelson]

Gotta spend the savings from buying the cheapest beer on the market right now on some nice cookware.

[@thirtythreeeyes8624]

@@YossiRafelson I have a feeling they chose that beer specifically because it would piss some idiots off.

[@bg710]

@@thirtythreeeyes8624 i have a feeling people who boycott bud light arent your average william osman viewers haha

[@harrihu]

Kevin the back yard camera man did well. This was fun

[@georgealexanderp]

back door*

[@Nova-if1dq]

@@georgealexanderp ;3

[@darkcheese98]

I have two aunts who are nurses. I went camping with them recently and they both agreed that skewering a hot dog is like a putting a catheter in

[@grey7685]

😟

[@jonathanmeyer8921]

I think the real issue is that chips cost more than instant potatoes anyway

[@buillioncubes]

Maybe the hack is " My in-laws are coming over and I need to make mashed potatoes RIGHT NOW."

[@tyler.walker]

⁠@@buillioncubesJust take them out to dinner. Honestly, serving them nothing would be better than serving them that 😂

[@powerlifting1012]

​@@buillioncubesdon't try to justify this that is horrible

[@buillioncubes]

😂

[@GolenCheeseIt]

The "We licked all the can's" vending machine will never not be funny to me

[@ۥٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴٴۥ]

Imagine his child in 15 years seeing hotdog margarita video right after video where his existence was annaunced

[@patrikheijus4242]

Chefs have drug/alcohol problems because the job is incredibly demanding and stressful and working at a restaurant you constantly have drugs or alcohol around you. Love the vids. ~Sincerely, a chef

[@jackthewartortle9523]

I think the problem with straining the “mashed potatoes” is you weren’t supposed to break them up or stir them while boiling. I think they turned into goo when they were supposed to pretty much keep their shape. Not saying it would be any better but I think that’s where the straining went wrong

[@Sokar12345]

Yes, thats the problem with this.

[@danbowes]

Definetly that and not the fact he didn't use that imaginary utensile called a strainer

[@jackthewartortle9523]

@@danbowes I think it may have gone through a pasta strainer with how liquidy it was

[@9mmwaffle.]

A fine mesh strainer may have been the best option for straining

[@kjkj2322]

i think he had to use a cheesecloth and just squeeze most of the water out

[@djones02]

I'm dying laughing. My wife would like to say "my husband forced me to watch this and now I feel nauseous. I have an actual cooking channel you could watch. "

[@sawyerheaton4949]

His cooking prowess is growing with each day

[@jangschoen1019]

I really want to see Uncle Roger review his cooking

[@sawyerheaton4949]

@@jangschoen1019 Was thinking the same thing

[@poshhippie6446]

Soon he will ascend to filthy frank status

[@Leo_Dragontamer]

@@poshhippie6446I think this is a cooking channel now

[@StuffandThings_]

William needs to start his own cooking competition amongst science youtubers. You're allowed to bring whatever mad science tools you want, do whatever cursed chemistry you want (ahem NileRed), etc., the only rule is it has to be unusual/slightly unhinged, and uses the ingredients available and whatever you brought along. I think most of us would absolutely *ADORE* such a series!

[@giggabiite4417]

I want syropyro to be there. I feel he would be the only one who makes something good. which in itself would be hilarious

[@StuffandThings_]

@@giggabiite4417 Either that or he'd make hydrochloric acid "lemonade." Honestly, probably both.

[@eTiMaGo]

Optionally: has to be fit for human consumption :D

[@KelseyDrummer]

I'd watch the heck out of that

[@kentivany9140]

I watched this on a TV, and seeing the hotdog margarita in full screen really made me contemplate my choices

[@Iwysaur]

Willy boiling hotdogs and getting yelled at by caretaker felt so nostalgic

[@Scrambles19]

I want a sequel where you try to make something that Allen Pan won't eat

[@pissoffeachother]

Omg yes, but like a very hungry Allen pan

[@republique7525]

I don't know why but the fact that Kevin is filming this really makes it that much better.

[@StatueSounds]

I think I saw a shirtless Willy cooking lil willies.

[@burntalive]

I'm excited for the Mythical Kitchen to recreate some of these food crimes you're creating in a few years

[@nicholem4831]

“You know when you’re in the wilderness and you need a place to poo, but you’re too scared to poop on a rock or a tree or a bush or a squirrel?” 😂😂😂😂 I love how William just tosses squirrel in there at the end as if nobody’s going to notice he said that 🤣

[@surfdoggydog]

William Osman 2 is probably the closest we'll get to peak Filthy Frank era content

[@MattJerkhole]

I watched this on my TV as I enjoy all the greatest content on there.

[@Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred]

I watch on my tv with my phone in my clutches and have to go to watchhistory to leave comments

[@BlunderDownUnder]

@@Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred The correct technique!

[@micahphilson]

I feel so sorry for Caretaker, she's going to have to deal with two immature children now!

[@MrMeme69]

that reflection of will in the pot lid got me dead laughing

[@QurisEdJohn]

The hotdog water margarita reminds me of the end-of-school-lunch phenomenon where everyone pours all their orange juice and ketchup packets and peanut butter or whatever in a chocolate milk carton.

[@ScandalistRick]

Me: Sitting here agreeing that there is no worse crime than putting blue Jello powder on steak. William: Proceeds to cut the steak with a box knife. Me: Enjoying a never failed surprise.

[@subn0rma1]

Somehow, blender hotdogs and bud light seem like a good match

[@DavidTrentNC]

I'm watching on a 75-inch TV, that I had to get up and walk across the room to get my phone to comment this. You had the better feel like a loved Willy

[@WarlordSh4Dow]

Just so you know, we did indeed watch this on a 4k 65" TV with the whole household. Fantastic as always!

[@anyoneuno8452]

I watch all my KZbin videos on my TV William! Thank you for validating my lifestyle!

[@oninkn]

Hes slowly turning into michael reeves the closer he gets to being a dad

[@YoungGandalf2325]

I'm watching this on a phone, but now I'd like to see William sucking on a hotdog on a TV in high definition.

[@Erneman]

Can confirm, it's truly a glorious experience

[@davidnelson3261]

Yeah it happened to me as well

[@onedeadsaint]

"great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts," "mutilated monkey meat, little dirty birdy feet," "and me without a spoon, but 4:54"

[@spectro742]

Straining the potato would work best with filter paper often used for coffee extraction. You could also try some linen or even kitchen roll.

[@spectro742]

Your hat would could work actually.

[@thewrockett]

Wow. I have a strong stomach, but I legitimately had to leave my office retching at the hotdog water marg. Well done, William. I'm glad you're doing our name proud. Now to go make my wife watch it on our TV..

[@Psilomuscimol]

Then you don't have a strong stomach apparently

[@DJstarrfish]

William: "Only idiots don't measure when they cook" Also William: "Dollar store pad thai"

[@siobe0]

Watching the sugary steak recipe made me feel like I was in a fever dream. I love the Chef Willy experience

[@marsrover001]

This video is going to save me so much money. Cause every time I get hungry I'll just watch this and suddenly my appetite has disappeared..

[@michaelwesten4624]

Big Willy is making the funny again! MOM, COME PICK ME UP, I'm scared...

[@oddlem]

"holy god these have to be the worst mashed potatoes I've had in my life" he says while simultaneously taking multiple pauses to go in for another sip

[@fiestaFoxtrot]

seeing that kevin is recording out of nowhere is great. just guys being dudes

[@timothymcqueen3408]

This guy clearly has never needed to poop in the wilderness. He doesn’t even think to have a dedicated dig stick.

[@sarahhachadourian3365]

i love that william really said "i dont even remember what i filmed, but i think it's pretty unhinged" as though thats not the easiest and most obvious bet lmao. that's like placing a bet that at least one horse will simply finish the race my dude 🤣

[@TheTechy2]

YES MORE COOKING IN THE GARAGE MORE MORE WILLIE

[@CatKingKeefie]

I miss cameraman John but damn Kevin is good and gives that nostalgic feeling.

[@AIAdev]

Came here for the mashed potato chips, stayed for the hot dog margarita.

[@brunky89890]

I absolutely watch your videos on my TV, how else are you supposed to watch your favorite shows? You're right up there with Breaking Bad and The Twilight Zone, actually sometimes watching you kinda feels like an episode of The Twilight Zone.

[@rhondawest6838]

Yes. To everything you said

[@miketilley]

I watched this on a projector. That's right, you're on the silver screen baby!

[@johnnybodangus2529]

This is like performance art but it's actually entertaining 😂

[@unicornineteen]

This channel is like watching CKY without the skateboarding and random violence.

[@flannelfam9988]

I want to see more food rage-bait recipe videos! Sent from my living room TV

[@lettuceforlife4827]

6:34 as someone who worked in the industry, some of it is just the culture of restaurant work and the other part of it is that it’s an extremely stressful job. Bartenders and servers also struggle with this issue, even upper management. Basically everyone I knew where I worked (including myself) was using drugs or drinking to cope with the stress and because bars are the only thing opened after getting of the closing shift.

[@TheGameingbrick]

I watched on my 60inch TV, best viewing experience.

[@gizelle-s]

I really enjoy watching William slowly descend into madness.

[@urbanaerials5614]

WE NEED TO SEE JIMMY

[@hayleymyron9381]

Jokes on you William, I am on my tv's youtube app watching this in my living room next to my big ol' window for the neighbors to see. A master chef in his element

[@TWoodhead]

I thought Touchy Uncle Willy already gave his hotdog marg to Caretaker and now has a crotch goblin.

[@TLguitar]

Making meth references while looking and sounding like an alternate Jesse Pinkman.

[@ArtsyNevets]

The Lays mashed potatoes might have been good if Big Willy knew how to use a colander

[@SynchronizorVideos]

Pretty sure they still would have been terrible. Mashed potatoes are stupid easy to make, there’s no need to “hack” them using potato chips.

[@trashtrash2169]

Aren't you just making them more expensive with lower quality?

[@ArtsyNevets]

Do you know how expensive potatoes are these days? Lays chips are the key to our survival during these trying times.

[@trashtrash2169]

@@ArtsyNevets No shot.

[@SynchronizorVideos]

@@ArtsyNevets In my area, a 13-ounce bag of Lay's potato chips is $4.78. A packet of instant mashed potatoes (4 ounces dry) is only $1.38, and all you have to do with that is add the prescribed amount of hot water. Or If I wanted to do things properly, I can get 10 pounds of russet potatoes for $4.48 or 5 pounds of gold potatoes for $4.98. Even if it worked, the potato chip "hack" is completely pointless.

[@amorexis]

Watched this on the TV in our living room. I feel accomplished

[@ibrahimrobinson8508]

At the most, I would take potato chips and crush them and sprinkle them on my traditionally made mashed potatoes to add a different texture and presentation.

[@KelseyDrummer]

Ooh that sounds yummy!

[@joelmessner7163]

"Making sure there's no sme…" got meto hit subscribe. And possibly spit my beer out.

[@FriedSlice66]

Thanks for the tips just made the blue meat for my boss! Now Im the CEO!!!

[@NikoGustafson]

i just watched this on my TV while folding laundry, leaving a comment with my phone for 14:12 lmfao

[@BuddyBleckley]

I watch KZbin on a TV.

[@cosmo499]

Im glad you do 💫

[@nate8930]

Chef you're fired.

[@bigw4438]

Not only did he not wear the chef hat during the hotdog session, put on a damn shirt man..

[@xasbo]

Leave the shirt off, but please add the hat.

[@bluewuppo]

@@xasbowear ONLY the hat

[@StuffandThings_]

The chef's hat stays ON during hotdog sessions

[@lonestar125]

those shots at 0:11 are sick

[@Solodolo80085]

me when I am watching a video and eleven seconds in see 5 shot glasses full of vodka that are fully sentient and are slightly ill with the flu

[@skingles740]

i want hotdog

[@nnennav]

The moment I saw jello powder and steak, I just wanted to scream; “You absolute PSYCHOPATH! 😅🤣🤣🤣

[@1ove_bites]

Every time he uploads I regain my hope for humanity 😌😌

[@wassimdarwich5918]

You're kid is gonna have a lot of stories to tell.

[@alienfish7]

The deep frying of the steak itself actually was acceptable and not that bad, but WHY put jello powder on it???

[@Meg_A_Byte]

Ragebait

[@alienfish7]

@@Meg_A_Byte I assume you mean the original video and not our innocent Willy

[@Meg_A_Byte]

@@alienfish7 Yeah, but also he's making the video for kinda the same reason.

[@MrMatthewStone]

That moment when Im watching this video on my TV, while cooking in the kitchen... And then I get called out...

[@tjeulink]

did we just get a facereveal for cameraman john?

[@jumpingSpiders]

Cameraman John is the backdoor scientist

[@jackthewartortle9523]

No, that’s the backyard scientist

[@letabouret1487]

the backdoor scientist went skibidi toilet on cameraman john, he is no more

[@WakeNBakeBro]

I feel personally attacked. I'm an alcoholic chef that watches KZbin on my TV

[@Itchy_Dr_Pepper]

Next up: The Hamburger Bloody Mary

[@bodgey9233]

I watched this on a 40” tv using my Playstation and blown out speakers :)

[@bchin4005]

Spending the money on a bag of potato chips to turn them into "mashed potatoes" had to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Edit: a lot of cooks have substance abuse issues because most kitchens are incredibly stressful and poorly run environments.

[@HogSlopp]

caretaker talks to william like hes a naughty child

[@TheDistortoise]

"meat flavored icing" my life will never be the same after hearing those three words

[@quintmoerkens6014]

I actually watched this on my OLED TV. Amazing content

[@omgwtf999965]

the closest thing to a new lifehack video we can hope for, i appreciate!

[@cormbreb]

thank you for uhhhhh not exactly debunking more like confirm how absolutely gnasty these recipes are, your hard work is appreciated

[@Fatalismic]

I love how insoluble the whole cocktail was. "You just gotta pour it in quick" lmao.

[@AnitaGambles]

I’m hungover af today and watching this is so brutal but the content 🤌🤌🤌

[@ismaelgarcia8243]

12:05 Caretaker is the Pope confirmed

[@halo6842]

"Why do chefs have alcohol and drug problems" Meanwhile uncle Willy's getting day drunk on bud light hot dog water. Im dead

[@BeanerMan13]

"If you suck more gently, THEN it works" - William Osman 2023

[@Deja117]

I couldn't keep it together when you were trying to drink the rancid water. That was too funny.

[@Brandon_Makes_Stuff]

I watched this on my TV, but I'm here to comment on my phone. 👍👍 This was the inspiration I needed to do something with my life today. Thank you.