Uncle Roger cyber bullied me (response)

[@mrnigelng]

Some improvement. But there’s a metal screw in your pad Thai now haiyaaa 🤦‍♂️ Uncle Roger will swing by socal sometime…

[@Le_Pentagoon]

oh dang im first

[@DJstarrfish]

He's just trying to make sure he gets enough iron in his diet

[@TimnParks]

Well now I'm excited for the collaboration.

[@jutlander2278]

Maybe William will get a vein in his mouth

[@terryenby2304]

Aww, such a beautiful new bromance erupting here… in real time!

[@bruce1947]

"My biggest fear is children" like a minute before Chelsea brings his kid into the garage was kinda hilarious. Congrats on your start in this new part of your life william!

[@asdaneedsfunds]

See this video is really funny because Uncle Roger is a pretend character made up for KZbin, whereas William is somebody pretending to be a functioning adult

[@mrsiimple]

You sure he is pretending to be a functioning adult? 🤣

[@defectivepikachu4582]

a functioning father*

[@mrsiimple]

was good to see the baby slightly :P@@defectivepikachu4582

[@jdog5270]

😂😭😂😭😂😭

[@gotthegoods]

He seems to be doing pretty good for himself. So.

[@ThunderSmell]

I really appreciate that caretaker kinda ignores the camera and acts really natural when she's talking to you on camera. Feels candid. This video rules overall also.

[@ssp_369]

​@@EEEEEEEEE

[@The_name_of_me]

​@@EEEEEEEEEE

[@keags2010]

Same. I love caretaker

[@Matterwar]

It’s hilarious how you could expect this to be less chaotic than the last time, but less than halfway through the video he has to clamp his inner pocket to keep the fish paste in place

[@jer280]

Tamarind paste

[@SK_Wizzard]

Tamarin is not fish... But i get ya

[@TheRealBigYang]

show this comment to someone who hasn't watched the video

[@nondescriptusername3665]

And drives a screw through his spatula lmao

[@Salisaad]

Bro, you just expected "less chaotic" from William. Dude just lives and breathes chaos.

[@Silencedlemon]

As someone who wears a chef coat almost every day, seeing what you did with the tamarind horrified me.

[@deadlystalker7483]

Oh the horrors😫😫

[@eli.flores017]

That scene brings back Filthy Frank memories 🥲

[@petervitale4431]

Give him credit... he blurred the results for us.

[@chickenlover657]

The whole ambience screams horror.

[@lobotomites]

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this much dread in my life.

[@jddes]

So brave of William to come out as not gay. With the caretaker and his literal child appearing in the video I wasn't sure.

[@LordDragox412]

Uncle Roger: Those are not his. Those are hostages. Last time he kidnapped her, she told the truth. So he kidnapped the baby too so she lies now. He is a very bad man. Hiiiyah.

[@dunhillsupramk3]

wait that wasn't his sister???

[@StaYUTI420]

@@dunhillsupramk3 It's his caretaker

[@torravengael4490]

You don't have to be gay to feel enticed by Uncle Roger's ladylike charm.

[@Dockhead]

@@LordDragox412paid actors. The flat is earth…

[@madfisch473]

lmao i know uncle roger holds nothing back but i can’t believe he pushed a man to the point of tamarind pocket ☠️😭

[@AlmightyBeing]

"my worst fear is children" says the new dad

[@underdweller]

i mean after you have kids that's only more true, just in a different way

[@ReverendTed]

_Relatable_

[@IgniVellex]

where do you think he got the fear from?

[@alfianfahmi5430]

Nothing's scarier than a destined future 💀💀💀

[@Neojhun]

Soo he learnt a lesson.

[@hhxmzxhh]

The way she waited for the next bite, opening her mouth for so long waiting for the food is actually wholesome. At first I thought she was yawning. Turns out she was waiting for the second bite.

[@worawatli8952]

And the way she was way more concern with the mess on the floor than a clamp on his shirt. rofl She had seen too much.

[@hhxmzxhh]

@@worawatli8952 hahahahhaha. She knows not to question his husband 🤣🤣

[@OriginalClam]

like a fish waiting to be fed next to a boat arena, in a good way lol

[@MTAKIM-xy9jd]

Now Uncle Roger need to do an invention competition with William

[@dkarteczka]

Uncle Roger Dollar store egg drop here we come!

[@petepi]

Roger has too fragile of an ego to go out and take on something he didn't prep for, he will only poke fun of other and fuel his ego

[@purplecat4977]

EGG DROP! EGG DROP! (Bet he's too scared to actually do it, though.)

[@Ech0Chamber]

​@@dkarteczka I cannot wait for this once in a life time event to occur.

[@forfee7467]

​@@petepiI hope you're joking

[@daemon10101]

Alternate title: engineer learns difference between cheese cloth and chef's outfit

[@yeetyeet7070]

bwahahahaha

[@goldeelocz]

I GASPED when caretaker came in with the baby. Congratulations!

[@Yewtewba]

They found out about the pregnancy coincidentally the day they rented the raccoon as a proxy child.

[@noahboucher125]

It was a little unprofessional for William to impregnate his in-home caretaker, I hope they have a good lawyer

[@Icytits]

I like the part where you fail to mention to caretaker that there may or may not be a piece of metal in that dish.

[@bartman64]

Sorry, the position for Gordon Ramsay’s sleep paralysis demon is taken. If you want it, you have to thumb wrestle Mythical Chef Josh

[@kayagorzan]

Why can’t we have two demons, doubling the fun

[@__-tc3sr]

I think you're forgetting Kays Cooking

[@chacedylan3448]

Hood meals

[@burntalive]

In fact we need a collab with the mythical kitchen and william osman. I dont think the internet can handle that much chaod

[@andrewgoss1682]

Honestly William and Josh collsb would be awesome

[@jmerridew124]

"I'm shocked that Uncle Roger doesn't take my efforts seriously." "You know what's good for straining paste? My shirt."

[@Claudius_Ptolemy]

It's almost like he is doing this as a joke. I know, that's a foreign concept for Uncle Roger fans.

[@torbenmayer]

I love that he didn't told Chelsea about the metal pin haha

[@clawwer4404]

not only that but the small metal dust when he drilled in the replacement screw... He does that to *Screw* with uss... But I donnu

[@DJstarrfish]

@@clawwer4404 Fortified with iron

[@MarylandFarmer.]

Kinda thought he might run a magnet through it first, unless it fell to the floor

[@filsh8546]

Congrats to you and Caretaker on this latest collab! Very cool to have invented the baby. Please keep us updated with his/her latest features

[@HansWurst1569]

William you're just so entertaining to watch. I really hope you're enjoying doing the second channel shenanigans as much as us watching it.

[@abyblue7287]

Calling him Mr. Roger the entirety of the video is imo the most insulting thing anyone could’ve done lmao😂😂

[@sirBrouwer]

Yes, mainly to the real Mr. Roger. He would have been disappointed.

[@hakimalam7753]

He does not approve the uncle title

[@ncisfan1002]

Awww congrats on the baby girl!!! 🎉 Can't wait to see Successor grow up with you and Caretaker!

[@flithbrin]

"I wanna become Gordon Ramsay's sleep paralysis demon" had to pause the video to stop laughing.

[@kathymarshall220]

Uncle Roger needs to come do the egg drop challenge 😂

[@BradGreer]

Sounds like Uncle Roger needs to do an egg drop.

[@kneerunjun]

So sorry you got bullied William

[@dhpz]

Dont worry he likes it

[@iamthirdyt]

My condolences

[@Ech0Chamber]

He said his Dm's are open, so I'm sure he understands.

[@CS0723]

​@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104sorry about your parents

[@oplisarsima2163]

that's what he eats for supper

[@simplode7752]

That "I'm not even gay" at the end is truly the ribbon on the box, cherry on top of this video. This masterpiece of chaos

[@sweeeenay]

I was crying laughing during this video. It started off so strong and so quickly devolved, and still somehow came up with a result that looks (and apparently tastes) better than the first time.

[@Ry-iv8fj]

As a Mr roger viewer and an uncle William watcher, this video was incredible. I can imagine him reacting to it as I watch

[@becominghero9754]

The way you used viewer for one and watcher for the other makes it sound like you literally wait outside William's house and look in his window XD

[@MollieThePole]

How could anybody doubt your cooking abilities Will

[@chuckle5253]

I've missed cameraman johns camera movement, pans, or zooms, whatever I'm supposed to call them. It adds so much character to the video.

[@meeself]

Wait is this cameraman John filming?

[@RazorCake]

I think William would have mentioned if it was Cameraman John. I suspect it's still Kevin but he did a really good job of bringing that Cameraman John magic

[@youruniquehandle2]

I miss Cameraman John. Whatever happened to him?@@meeself

[@SIGP220]

William, I really, sincerely appreciate you. I identify with you a lot. You've been through the ringer, and you're still here and still awesome. Keep it up, man. Fantastic family you have there, also. 💜

[@MajorFool]

The most OUT OF POCKET meal I've ever seen.

[@tinncan]

Where did you get that baby? Has it been 9 months already or is that a rental baby?

[@mrmaigo]

It's clearly a racoon

[@wtfpwnz0red]

It's a prop. Animatronic baby.

[@munjee2]

​@@verynefarious*he borrowed Micheal Reeves

[@groovycatmuffin420]

i still can't believe william made a little human creature it's just incomprehensible how did he find the equipment for that

[@foxtrot889]

I hope he responds to this one too. It turned out tasty, but there's so much fun to poke it'd make for good content regardless. I enjoyed this AND the dollar store version.

[@RolyMoes]

Not only has William made a child, he has also made some decent Pad Thai. Well done Big Willy, we are all proud of you

[@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something]

Congrats on the little child you made

[@Teauma]

As messy as this all was, I can tell he actually has some good cooking sense. Feels like he can make some decent food if he tries

[@yetet]

i have never laughed more uncontrollably than when you put the sauce in your pocket

[@Bliffenstimmers]

SAME. this video is so fucking unhinged

[@Revenant4k]

I had nam' flashbacks of Filthy Frank's ravioli in the pocketoli lol

[@ct9700]

William, I don't think you realize how pique Artistic/Autistic the scene at 5:05 is. I will forever think about this during my dreamless sleeps.

[@patrick1020000]

At least he didn't tell you what shovel to dig your grave with

[@chroNICKunicyclist]

Haha, WTF is the "crow finger" video linked in the description?! I'm wheezing with laughter

[@fendertavano3890]

when are we gonna see how to make dinner using ingredients only found at the cat/pet store OR cooking a gourmet meal for a cat? Both of these would be BANGERS

[@EvilLobsterKing]

There are some really nice dog treats out there. You gotta nibble on a lot of dog treats that don't taste good to find the amazing ones, but it is so worth it when you do

[@jmiscreant]

They did something similar to that over on Safety Third: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJemoGVoeKyaa7c

[@spankyjeffro5320]

Pet store. "gourmet food" is never acceptable.

[@fallensway855]

Jun’s kitchen. He cooks gourmet and occasionally cooks for his cats and it’s honestly adorable

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

William is officially a family vlogger now.

[@siaobunny]

i like how he waits until his wife leaves the room to invite uncle roger into his bed

[@MaxxPwrrr]

🔥

[@EarthFlame118]

It was actuality going really well then he put the sauce in the pocket. So on basically all on brand.

[@ZachTheRipperTV]

It wasn't until the third time he offered head to uncle Roger that I remember he's going to be a dad soon. He's going to do great ❤

[@eren-_]

did you watch the end? haha

[@brandonbeckius3799]

KZbin needs to add time stamps for when people comment so you know they didn’t actually watch the whole video lol.

[@ZachTheRipperTV]

@@eren-_ no, stream of consciousness baybeee

[@youruniquehandle2]

11:00

[@sameldacamel3889]

@@brandonbeckius3799 Yes, and it would be useful to be able to have some comments at the top of the list that were posted around the time in the video that you are at, because I keep scrolling down to the comments when something outrageous happens in a video to see peoples reactions, but I forgot that I already read the top comments and there was no mention of it (also it would stop spoilers for people that are too impatient to wait to the end of the video to read the comments).

[@chase7914]

6:02-6:28 When my parents ask why I'm doing help desk for 2 years (I graduated with a degree in computer science)

[@Vikrum_]

Is it only me or Billy looks extra hot in this video?

[@xanowich]

I agree, and I'm not even gay :D

[@Vikrum_]

@@xanowich +1

[@TheZues03]

great effort my guy, you did the best you could with what you had and no one can say otherwise. i hope you and uncle roger get together for a collab and see some exciting stuff.

[@saynotzai]

He keeps calling Uncle Roger Mr. Rogers and I can't help but picture his beef being with a sweet old man

[@itmeurdad]

I don't think a KZbin video has ever made me facepalm before. But when William started pouring the fishy bean paste into his pocket, I slapped the hell out of my forehead.

[@friedlegs7411]

I’ve been watching Williams whole archive recently, it honestly makes me happy to see him doing well, he deserves nothing but the best

[@mittenista]

"The only thing that will make me happy is having less dreams. " Dude, I have never felt so seen!

[@Windowscratcher]

Another impeccable video production from William "I'm not even gay" Osman

[@kilbymorgan8626]

This is very authentic. I've seen all kinds of food be served from garages in Thailand

[@geekofsteal]

Congrats to Caretaker and William for your new family member!!

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

9:25 That looks amazing! You did it 👍

[@lmpeters]

Both versions of Pad Thai look way better than most of the food that Uncle Roger has reacted to over the years.

[@troyshilanski380]

You are a gem when it comes to sarcasm. Keep it up man.

[@Vfbmax1795]

0:40 So is this the Uncle Roger love arc I hear?

[@m_ism]

Uncle Roger/William beef was not the crossover I expected

[@CaleGlisson]

I think garage cooking videos are my new favorite thing from you. Keep doing whatever makes you happy, I dig it.

[@trapmasterV]

I'm slightly horrified that he refused to call him Uncle XD

[@kinzowolff773]

The tangent about giving up on dreams hit a little too close to home for me.

[@taylorwhitt3974]

1:01 I was expecting to hear, okay, I’ll cook meth.

[@emimonsterlicious]

the clamp on the soiled pocket had me in literal tears amazing

[@Staringishmaelpfp]

uncle roger would never bully, its a part of his comedy /lh

[@AKKK1182]

Looking at how William does stuff, I'm actually amazed his house has only burned down once.

[@shinakazami1]

The part at 4:30-5:15, the music, the pacing, the blur, it's just too good 😭 this is why I adore you content sm jeushw

[@heroclix0rz]

For the record, it never occurred to me how easy it was to make pad thai until your video. I've made it several times since 👍.

[@chemdinospace4773]

This guy said 'ok google how much is 2 tablespoons to cup' and my google started blasting on full volume: "TWO TABLESPOONS IS-"

[@JKPound]

Will: Ah no, it's kids. Please go away. Caretaker a few mins later: *comes in with their kid*

[@akabshwosbwbd]

I lost it at 1:12 when you ask what am I supposed to do? Put this thing on the ground?! And then pan over to the most thing looking contraption ive ever seen 😭😭

[@Rev-ln1xx]

I don't know how will managed to improvise this video getting progressively worse by the minute but still pulled it back to having a good ending.........it's either luck or genius

[@J-Peterson777]

No one is that lucky... or that smart. William is just...in a class of his own. Fair play to him.

[@lordofutub]

As I was watching this I came to the horrifying realisation that William Osman has fathered, and is wholey responsible for, a child.

[@MatroxMillennium]

I think it's "You look like a guy who's had vein in your mouth before" but the implication is basically the same, lol

[@jbca]

I think it was “wang”

[@petertaylor4980]

Yes, the Uncle Roger character pronounces v as w.

[@munjee2]

​@@jbcano it was vein, like dick vein

[@BredloverX]

Guess William liked having a raccoon around his house cause now he has a literal child

[@Dilbot447]

1:30 It meant to be Dirty Joke Nephew William! Haiyaa!

[@TheGoogz]

I wouldn't trust this guy to pour a bowl of cereal for me!

[@bokieiey]

i hope this results in a back and forth between william and uncle roger where william slowly begins creating the worlds most delicious pad thai

[@abdullahumar8752]

I came here just after watching Uncle Roger's video, no regrets XD

[@hashbrown777]

3:04 rehydrate, probably

[@MatthewBryce]

Creator clash 2024 - William Osman Vs Uncle Roger

[@KringusKrang]

William showing chest hair is doing things for me 😳

[@MaxxPwrrr]

🌈🔥

[@alexcastellanosleon]

Haiyaaa so many health code violations and crocs with socks?! More Haiyaaa.

[@DD01880]

Will went full SMITH on a Thai dish called "SAD THAI" 😂😂😂😂😂 Imagine the FDA's reaction watching this clip. 😡🤬

[@RandomBogey]

11:45 Where did caretaker find a baby?

[@markmcculfor6113]

THE FIRST NATURAL BORN LITTLE WILLIE!! Congratulations William and Caretaker!!!

[@JohnInTheShelter]

It was so depressing seeing that poor woman cringing as she ate that godawful crap you forced on her last time. You know her responses to your cooking are honest.

[@jonatandige8895]

Wow you are really good at being a negative person!

[@paulbrooks4395]

And here I thought the dollar store pad Thai couldn’t get any funnier. I really want a part 3.

[@ModernSpartan214]

I'm sorry Will but I can already tell if Uncle Roger watches this he's going to criticize you for measuring your ingredients as he's done in other videos lol

[@mandyfieldings6863]

you two should meet up and collab 😂😂😂 so much drama and fun! 😂

[@chronosorion6911]

It seriously bothers me every time he says “Mr. Rogers”, one because there is no S, and 2 because it makes me miss the ONLY “Mister Rogers” I’ll acknowledge. I’ll *always* be *his* neighbor. 😢

[@jk7690]

I'm pretty sure you and Uncle Roger collab will end up in an explosion of some sort hahaha. Can't wait to see it!

[@bribraybrai]

Congratulations on your baby and baby mama looking happy and healthy!

[@nateblake7422]

You are inspiration on how to handle homophobia.

[@Channeldyhb]

Fr, that was kinda gross re: Weiner comment

[@eggi4443]

​@@Channeldyhb they're both just joking, it's not that serious

[@DankMemer42013]

It’s just the Asian culture. They are all homophobes

[@GolenCheeseIt]

@@joe8133 Sounds like you need to talk to someone, man... Have you considered therapy?

[@eggi4443]

@@joe8133 you've heard it because it's correct

[@izot1061]

William is so real with his advice

[@niduadir]

12:15 Twenty dollars is twenty dollars

[@Hath.0]

That "Me and Mr Roger" video in the description is a hidden gem.

[@nopetuber]

That hairy chest is doing a lot for me honestly