Uncle Roger cyber bullied me (response)

Me and Mr Roger • Crow Finger

[@mrnigelng]

Some improvement. But there’s a metal screw in your pad Thai now haiyaaa 🤦‍♂️ Uncle Roger will swing by socal sometime…

[@Le_Pentagoon]

oh dang im first

[@DJstarrfish]

He's just trying to make sure he gets enough iron in his diet

[@TimnParks]

Well now I'm excited for the collaboration.

[@jutlander2278]

Maybe William will get a vein in his mouth

[@terryenby2304]

Aww, such a beautiful new bromance erupting here… in real time!

[@asdaneedsfunds]

See this video is really funny because Uncle Roger is a pretend character made up for KZbin, whereas William is somebody pretending to be a functioning adult

[@mrsiimple]

You sure he is pretending to be a functioning adult? 🤣

[@defectivepikachu4582]

a functioning father*

[@mrsiimple]

was good to see the baby slightly :P@@defectivepikachu4582

[@jdog5270]

😂😭😂😭😂😭

[@gotthegoods]

He seems to be doing pretty good for himself. So.

[@AlmightyBeing]

"my worst fear is children" says the new dad

[@underdweller]

i mean after you have kids that's only more true, just in a different way

[@ReverendTed]

_Relatable_

[@IgniVellex]

where do you think he got the fear from?

[@alfianfahmi5430]

Nothing's scarier than a destined future 💀💀💀

[@goldeelocz]

I GASPED when caretaker came in with the baby. Congratulations!

[@Yewtewba]

They found out about the pregnancy coincidentally the day they rented the raccoon as a proxy child.

[@noahboucher125]

It was a little unprofessional for William to impregnate his in-home caretaker, I hope they have a good lawyer

[@jddes]

So brave of William to come out as not gay. With the caretaker and his literal child appearing in the video I wasn't sure.

[@LordDragox412]

Uncle Roger: Those are not his. Those are hostages. Last time he kidnapped her, she told the truth. So he kidnapped the baby too so she lies now. He is a very bad man. Hiiiyah.

[@dunhillsupramk3]

wait that wasn't his sister???

[@StaYUTI420]

@@dunhillsupramk3 It's his caretaker

[@torravengael4490]

You don't have to be gay to feel enticed by Uncle Roger's ladylike charm.

[@Dockhead]

@@LordDragox412paid actors. The flat is earth…

[@Matterwar]

It’s hilarious how you could expect this to be less chaotic than the last time, but less than halfway through the video he has to clamp his inner pocket to keep the fish paste in place

[@jer280]

Tamarind paste

[@SK_Wizzard]

Tamarin is not fish... But i get ya

[@bigyang5847]

show this comment to someone who hasn't watched the video

[@nondescriptusername3665]

And drives a screw through his spatula lmao

[@Salisaad]

Bro, you just expected "less chaotic" from William. Dude just lives and breathes chaos.

[@bruce1947]

"My biggest fear is children" like a minute before Chelsea brings his kid into the garage was kinda hilarious. Congrats on your start in this new part of your life william!

[@Silencedlemon]

As someone who wears a chef coat almost every day, seeing what you did with the tamarind horrified me.

[@deadlystalker7483]

Oh the horrors😫😫

[@eli.flores017]

That scene brings back Filthy Frank memories 🥲

[@petervitale4431]

Give him credit... he blurred the results for us.

[@chickenlover657]

The whole ambience screams horror.

[@lobotomites]

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this much dread in my life.

[@MTAKIM-xy9jd]

Now Uncle Roger need to do an invention competition with William

[@dkarteczka]

Uncle Roger Dollar store egg drop here we come!

[@petepi]

Roger has too fragile of an ego to go out and take on something he didn't prep for, he will only poke fun of other and fuel his ego

[@purplecat4977]

EGG DROP! EGG DROP! (Bet he's too scared to actually do it, though.)

[@Ech0Chamber]

​@@dkarteczka I cannot wait for this once in a life time event to occur.

[@forfee7467]

​@@petepiI hope you're joking

[@bartman64]

Sorry, the position for Gordon Ramsay’s sleep paralysis demon is taken. If you want it, you have to thumb wrestle Mythical Chef Josh

[@kayagorzan]

Why can’t we have two demons, doubling the fun

[@__-tc3sr]

I think you're forgetting Kays Cooking

[@chacedylan3448]

Hood meals

[@burntalive]

In fact we need a collab with the mythical kitchen and william osman. I dont think the internet can handle that much chaod

[@andrewgoss1682]

Honestly William and Josh collsb would be awesome

[@ThunderSmell]

I really appreciate that caretaker kinda ignores the camera and acts really natural when she's talking to you on camera. Feels candid. This video rules overall also.

[@sartajSP]

​@@EEEEEEEEE

[@The_name_of_me]

​@@EEEEEEEEEE

[@keags2010]

Same. I love caretaker

[@madfisch473]

lmao i know uncle roger holds nothing back but i can’t believe he pushed a man to the point of tamarind pocket ☠️😭

[@torbenmayer]

I love that he didn't told Chelsea about the metal pin haha

[@clawwer4404]

not only that but the small metal dust when he drilled in the replacement screw... He does that to *Screw* with uss... But I donnu

[@DJstarrfish]

@@clawwer4404 Fortified with iron

[@MarylandFarmer.]

Kinda thought he might run a magnet through it first, unless it fell to the floor

[@kneerunjun]

So sorry you got bullied William

[@dhpz]

Dont worry he likes it

[@iamthirdyt]

My condolences

[@Ech0Chamber]

He said his Dm's are open, so I'm sure he understands.

[@CS0723]

​@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104sorry about your parents

[@oplisarsima2163]

that's what he eats for supper

[@kathymarshall220]

Uncle Roger needs to come do the egg drop challenge 😂

[@ncisfan1002]

Awww congrats on the baby girl!!! 🎉 Can't wait to see Successor grow up with you and Caretaker!

[@daemon10101]

Alternate title: engineer learns difference between cheese cloth and chef's outfit

[@HansWurst1569]

William you're just so entertaining to watch. I really hope you're enjoying doing the second channel shenanigans as much as us watching it.

[@amirhamzahhusni6724]

The way she waited for the next bite, opening her mouth for so long waiting for the food is actually wholesome. At first I thought she was yawning. Turns out she was waiting for the second bite.

[@worawatli8952]

And the way she was way more concern with the mess on the floor than a clamp on his shirt. rofl She had seen too much.

[@amirhamzahhusni6724]

@@worawatli8952 hahahahhaha. She knows not to question his husband 🤣🤣

[@OriginalClam]

like a fish waiting to be fed next to a boat arena, in a good way lol

[@flithbrin]

"I wanna become Gordon Ramsay's sleep paralysis demon" had to pause the video to stop laughing.

[@tinncan]

Where did you get that baby? Has it been 9 months already or is that a rental baby?

[@mrmaigo]

It's clearly a racoon

[@wtfpwnz0red]

It's a prop. Animatronic baby.

[@munjee2]

​@@verynefarious*he borrowed Micheal Reeves

[@freerice9595]

Putting the tamarind paste in your shirt pocket and trying to strain it is the nastiest and most hilarious thing I've seen in a while lmfao

[@BradGreer]

Sounds like Uncle Roger needs to do an egg drop.

[@sweeeenay]

I was crying laughing during this video. It started off so strong and so quickly devolved, and still somehow came up with a result that looks (and apparently tastes) better than the first time.

[@MollieThePole]

How could anybody doubt your cooking abilities Will

[@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something]

Congrats on the little child you made

[@Icytits]

I like the part where you fail to mention to caretaker that there may or may not be a piece of metal in that dish.

[@abyblue7287]

Calling him Mr. Roger the entirety of the video is imo the most insulting thing anyone could’ve done lmao😂😂

[@sirBrouwer]

Yes, mainly to the real Mr. Roger. He would have been disappointed.

[@MajorFool]

The most OUT OF POCKET meal I've ever seen.

[@chuckle5253]

I've missed cameraman johns camera movement, pans, or zooms, whatever I'm supposed to call them. It adds so much character to the video.

[@meeself]

Wait is this cameraman John filming?

[@RazorCake]

I think William would have mentioned if it was Cameraman John. I suspect it's still Kevin but he did a really good job of bringing that Cameraman John magic

[@jon1913]

I miss Cameraman John. Whatever happened to him?@@meeself

[@SIGP220]

William, I really, sincerely appreciate you. I identify with you a lot. You've been through the ringer, and you're still here and still awesome. Keep it up, man. Fantastic family you have there, also. 💜

[@simplode7752]

That "I'm not even gay" at the end is truly the ribbon on the box, cherry on top of this video. This masterpiece of chaos

[@foxtrot889]

I hope he responds to this one too. It turned out tasty, but there's so much fun to poke it'd make for good content regardless. I enjoyed this AND the dollar store version.

[@patrick1020000]

At least he didn't tell you what shovel to dig your grave with

[@filsh8546]

Congrats to you and Caretaker on this latest collab! Very cool to have invented the baby. Please keep us updated with his/her latest features

[@Ry-iv8fj]

As a Mr roger viewer and an uncle William watcher, this video was incredible. I can imagine him reacting to it as I watch

[@geekofsteal]

Congrats to Caretaker and William for your new family member!!

[@friedlegs7411]

I’ve been watching Williams whole archive recently, it honestly makes me happy to see him doing well, he deserves nothing but the best

[@TheZues03]

great effort my guy, you did the best you could with what you had and no one can say otherwise. i hope you and uncle roger get together for a collab and see some exciting stuff.

[@siaobunny]

i like how he waits until his wife leaves the room to invite uncle roger into his bed

[@yetet]

i have never laughed more uncontrollably than when you put the sauce in your pocket

[@Bliffenstimmers]

SAME. this video is so fucking unhinged

[@Revenant4k]

I had nam' flashbacks of Filthy Frank's ravioli in the pocketoli lol

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

William is officially a family vlogger now.

[@fendertavano3890]

when are we gonna see how to make dinner using ingredients only found at the cat/pet store OR cooking a gourmet meal for a cat? Both of these would be BANGERS

[@EvilLobsterKing]

There are some really nice dog treats out there. You gotta nibble on a lot of dog treats that don't taste good to find the amazing ones, but it is so worth it when you do

[@jmiscreant]

They did something similar to that over on Safety Third: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJemoGVoeKyaa7c

[@spankyjeffro5320]

Pet store. "gourmet food" is never acceptable.

[@fallensway855]

Jun’s kitchen. He cooks gourmet and occasionally cooks for his cats and it’s honestly adorable

[@EarthFlame118]

It was actuality going really well then he put the sauce in the pocket. So on basically all on brand.

[@groovycatmuffin420]

i still can't believe william made a little human creature it's just incomprehensible how did he find the equipment for that

[@MatroxMillennium]

I think it's "You look like a guy who's had vein in your mouth before" but the implication is basically the same, lol

[@jbca]

I think it was “wang”

[@petertaylor4980]

Yes, the Uncle Roger character pronounces v as w.

[@munjee2]

​@@jbcano it was vein, like dick vein

[@CaleGlisson]

I think garage cooking videos are my new favorite thing from you. Keep doing whatever makes you happy, I dig it.

[@krismanwaring402]

William showing chest hair is doing things for me 😳

[@troyshilanski380]

You are a gem when it comes to sarcasm. Keep it up man.

[@m_ism]

Uncle Roger/William beef was not the crossover I expected

[@lmpeters]

Both versions of Pad Thai look way better than most of the food that Uncle Roger has reacted to over the years.

[@mittenista]

"The only thing that will make me happy is having less dreams. " Dude, I have never felt so seen!

[@ZachTheRipperTV]

It wasn't until the third time he offered head to uncle Roger that I remember he's going to be a dad soon. He's going to do great ❤

[@eren-_]

did you watch the end? haha

[@brandonbeckius3799]

KZbin needs to add time stamps for when people comment so you know they didn’t actually watch the whole video lol.

[@ZachTheRipperTV]

@@eren-_ no, stream of consciousness baybeee

[@jon1913]

11:00

[@sameldacamel3889]

@@brandonbeckius3799 Yes, and it would be useful to be able to have some comments at the top of the list that were posted around the time in the video that you are at, because I keep scrolling down to the comments when something outrageous happens in a video to see peoples reactions, but I forgot that I already read the top comments and there was no mention of it (also it would stop spoilers for people that are too impatient to wait to the end of the video to read the comments).

[@RolyMoes]

Not only has William made a child, he has also made some decent Pad Thai. Well done Big Willy, we are all proud of you

[@itmeurdad]

I don't think a KZbin video has ever made me facepalm before. But when William started pouring the fishy bean paste into his pocket, I slapped the hell out of my forehead.

[@saynotzai]

He keeps calling Uncle Roger Mr. Rogers and I can't help but picture his beef being with a sweet old man

[@Windowscratcher]

Another impeccable video production from William "I'm not even gay" Osman

[@billycross2716]

I'm slightly horrified that he refused to call him Uncle XD

[@Teauma]

As messy as this all was, I can tell he actually has some good cooking sense. Feels like he can make some decent food if he tries

[@Dredderick]

The link in the description is genius. Well done, sir.

[@emimonsterlicious]

the clamp on the soiled pocket had me in literal tears amazing

[@JKPound]

Will: Ah no, it's kids. Please go away. Caretaker a few mins later: *comes in with their kid*

[@BredloverX]

Guess William liked having a raccoon around his house cause now he has a literal child

[@mkL37R]

This is so chaotic, it's pure genius! And I want to see the collab!!

[@heroclix0rz]

For the record, it never occurred to me how easy it was to make pad thai until your video. I've made it several times since 👍.

[@hannahlistentofacejam3144]

So Will you ever going to make a Crabs tie? I want people to get a headache trying to distinguish my shirt from my tie that have matching patterns It works perfect, how often do you see a tie that matches the shirt?

[@shinakazami1]

The part at 4:30-5:15, the music, the pacing, the blur, it's just too good 😭 this is why I adore you content sm jeushw

[@qv81]

you are the boss for this reaction. This is one of the best yt interactions ever.

[@kinzowolff773]

The tangent about giving up on dreams hit a little too close to home for me.

[@Dr_Ben_Jode]

Is it only me or Billy looks extra hot in this video?

[@_xano]

I agree, and I'm not even gay :D

[@Dr_Ben_Jode]

@@_xano +1

[@NekoNinja13]

this video gave me some real chuckles 🤣 also congrats on being a dad!

[@AKKK1182]

Looking at how William does stuff, I'm actually amazed his house has only burned down once.

[@Vfbmax1795]

0:40 So is this the Uncle Roger love arc I hear?

[@cheesyascot]

Bro that baby is bussin. Happy for you two

[@jmerridew124]

"I'm shocked that Uncle Roger doesn't take my efforts seriously." "You know what's good for straining paste? My shirt."

[@Benjamin-fu8eq]

That looks about right is probably the most accurate description of asian cooking

[@BoxyBoy]

i hope this results in a back and forth between william and uncle roger where william slowly begins creating the worlds most delicious pad thai

[@Rev-ln1xx]

I don't know how will managed to improvise this video getting progressively worse by the minute but still pulled it back to having a good ending.........it's either luck or genius

[@J-Peterson777]

No one is that lucky... or that smart. William is just...in a class of his own. Fair play to him.

[@izot1061]

William is so real with his advice

[@terryenby2304]

This is artwork. Also sneaky peek at your little Willy was worth waiting for! So cute!

[@Erin-000]

Thanks will. Please do feel excitement and gratitude the best you can for the achievements you have made. There are many of us who aspire for big big things but are held back by things out of our control. I know it's easier said than done. It just astounds and humbles me to know we feel exactly the same while I'm stuck in bed and you're doing... you. Keep it up daddy!

[@ModernSpartan214]

I'm sorry Will but I can already tell if Uncle Roger watches this he's going to criticize you for measuring your ingredients as he's done in other videos lol

[@seraph8672]

My favorite part was the refusal To call Uncle Roger "Uncle" The disrespect! LMAO.

[@chingscott00]

I'm halfway through and I just can't wait for Mr. Roger's response 😂😂😂😂😂 dying laughing. Where did you get that dissonant jazz piano. This is one of your Best videos Ever! Seriously. Also beautiful baby! Muy muchos congratulations 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 ❤❤❤😂😊

[@JohnInTheShelter]

It was so depressing seeing that poor woman cringing as she ate that godawful crap you forced on her last time. You know her responses to your cooking are honest.

[@jonatandige8895]

Wow you are really good at being a negative person!

[@jk7690]

I'm pretty sure you and Uncle Roger collab will end up in an explosion of some sort hahaha. Can't wait to see it!

[@jak3solo]

The mashup i didn't know i needed.

[@bribraybrai]

Congratulations on your baby and baby mama looking happy and healthy!

[@nateblake7422]

You are inspiration on how to handle homophobia.

[@Channeldyhb]

Fr, that was kinda gross re: Weiner comment

[@eggi4443]

​@@Channeldyhb they're both just joking, it's not that serious

[@DankMemer42013]

It’s just the Asian culture. They are all homophobes

[@GolenCheeseIt]

@@joe8133 Sounds like you need to talk to someone, man... Have you considered therapy?

[@eggi4443]

@@joe8133 you've heard it because it's correct

[@dabulousv6476]

Everybody so creative!

[@annaratliff4638]

Awww so happy to see a precious little baby. We all knew this was coming ever since the raccoon episode

[@Hath.0]

That "Me and Mr Roger" video in the description is a hidden gem.

[@sagargupta3144]

I don't know which one is more jankier this one or the original one Still happy to watch your video

[@nopetuber]

That hairy chest is doing a lot for me honestly

[@kelsiejo2021]

I love getting to see a little glimpse of your baby! Soooo cute ❤❤

[@penitentman7139]

The littlest Willy! Thanks for the video William, hope you guys are all doing well

[@cnsrcandotherprojects4557]

William is a victim of cyber bullying

[@cnsrcandotherprojects4557]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 ok

[@RandomBogey]

11:45 Where did caretaker find a baby?

[@audreybossman8369]

OOOOH, I can't wait to start this! I was soooo hoping you would make a response! I smell collab!!!!

[@chemdinospace4773]

This guy said 'ok google how much is 2 tablespoons to cup' and my google started blasting on full volume: "TWO TABLESPOONS IS-"