What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 3

Dan and I open up our mildly cursed messaging history from 2022!
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[@LunaLongbottomLove]

Phil FULLY forgetting that Dan was not only Not Home but literally *not in the country* is taking me out 💀

[@DarleneLesmana]

my friend has fully done this like a year into me living abroad lol

[@lizaechelon]

phil not remembering how old dan is and dan not remembering when phil's birthday is is so true to life

[@bunnysay2393]

LITERALLY AND THE WAY THEY COULD LITERALLY JUST GOOGLE IT THEY R FAMOUS

[@aroshota]

Phil not remembering Dans name is such a relatable moment

[@joseovalle8531]

Aquí

[@elizabethbeckz55]

I forgot Phil’s birthday tbh then remember it’s the same day as my nephew and best friend 😭😭😭

[@nemnyoom]

love how they're hired to pretend to enjoy each other's company. wonder what phil's actor's real name is

[@DinoTamer-22]

“I want to be left alone” followed by “WHERE ARE YOU I NEED ATTENTION” is really funny to me 😂 Dan is like a cat.

[@mekenna6214]

literally me tho good for him (one year later and this is the only reply? sorry for the notif)

[@lauramayes4922]

it makes perfect sense that, at this point, they just speak their own unique language with each other, and I think that's beautiful.

[@killingj0y]

oh yes after all these years i would be more surprised if the talked normally

[@cube5750]

couple talk

[@ehrlich_]

Gay

[@drmsap]

they’re soulmates laura

[@sh4rkss]

@@cube5750 fr couple talk, my bf & i have something similar ourselves 😭😭

[@Gretchasketches]

As the person who picked out the soft boye outfit I will confirm I picked it with Phil stealing it in mind

[@elizizzo8573]

That was the first thing I thought when I saw that sweater, Phil’s going to steal it!

[@Vanda-il9ul]

Good job!

[@Cornflower20]

You’re doing god’s work 🙌🏼

[@beesbrownies]

LMAO perfect im glad ur vision came true

[@omomomomomomomomo]

Thank you for your service

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

Phil _still_ using those firework effects after all these years gives me life

[@IlanaMiro]

Still getting those 8$ worth back

[@TheBerylfly]

Capitalist genius

[@Sentientmatter8]

Gotta get your money's worth!!!!!

[@bugbear2357]

he's getting every last penny out of that £8

[@allthingsjanine]

me too 🥺

[@sillygoofy1893]

i will definitely be adding “less than pog” into my vocabulary when someone asks how i am feeling

[@sometalkaboutbeinghuman]

like a slug

[@rulerzreachf4n200]

I hope you’re not feeling less than pog right now but if you are, here is a positivity beam 〰️

[@myahitt1247]

You have to say it like he did tho😂😂😂😂😂

[@zandeis]

Hope you pog up pal

[@ellster127]

[@yumega]

Low key adorable how Dan immediately went into crisis mode and developed a plan when he tested positive to keep Phil from panicking now that we know Phil is at least a bit of a hypochondriac.

[@gabri_cheesellamasneeze9006]

1:33 so we're just gonna pretend like Phil didn't almost burn down the house? We're just gonna breeze past that?

[@Eleophinsane]

Yeah :)

[@froge6652]

phil was almost on fire

[@Octobris]

... In his thirties.

[@NonbinaryRatt]

It’s…probably fine

[@YayonoFOBaholicLife]

We're gonna need a whole storytime about it :v

[@jeanz638]

I love that this is an annual tradition now

[@tiffsyyy2470]

our new ✨pinof✨

[@IlanaMiro]

Can something be considered annual if it's happened twice and a year apart?- WELL TOO LATE NOW, CAN'T WAIT FOR DECEMBER 2023 BITCHES

[@victai163]

@@IlanaMiro well 2018, 2021, and 2022

[@IlanaMiro]

@@victai163 yeah, but only two consecutive :) hence the “annual” skepticism

[@allthingsjanine]

SAAMMMME

[@kowique]

12:59 “sorry, rest in peace mu- your majesty” “mum?!” LITERALLY THE BEST MOMENT OF THE VIDEO

[@mate_defaso7753]

Reminds me of me at school calling the teacher mom xD

[@_bebeboudeur_]

plot twist : phil is having a mia thermopolis moment and is in fact the heir to the throne

[@oddcrafter1270]

Someone needs to draw or write about Phil ascending to the English throne. Dan could be his snarky advisor XD

[@Rose-like-the-Phoenix]

​@OddCrafter this needs to be a thing!!! 😂😂😂

[@viennesewaffle9555]

um are we just gonna politely ignore how phil called the queen "mum"

[@rosadezember]

I nearly died

[@viennesewaffle9555]

@@rosadezember same 😭😭

[@brightshining]

Are we to ignore it any other way? 😁

[@beckywood2635]

He’s done that for years. I always thought it was cute

[@erinrose2204]

I think that's a normal thing for older British people to call the Queen. Funny that Phil did, his inner grandpa appearing

[@sheadee99]

I think it's hilarious that Dan could have just googled Phil's birthday but instead he let Phil know that he didn't know 😂

[@lgtrademark]

honestly I feel the intense phase of them I had as a teenager is currently reviving in an improved & more mature way

[@markipliertrash1562]

Same

[@sociallyawkwardwolf796]

couldn't've said it better myself

[@bekkideegan7753]

Absolutely

[@marymae8307]

and i’m literally so proud of us all for doing this, no more phandom hellfire of 2012🥰

[@mekenna6214]

me mf too

[@jj_177]

phil feeding dan to get him to shut up is literally the most dan and phil thing ever

[@madsjackson23]

nothing makes me happier than dans cackle laugh

[@Mara_1337]

Yep. The way it blows out any speakers always throws me back to when I was still with my bf and every time Dan's laughter would peak, he'd scrunch up his face bc it was so loud hahaha It was kinda nice watching the regular uploads with him back then. I think it might even have been a gamingmas? Now I wanna re-watch those :)

[@aaliyahelizabeth5477]

surprised phil hasn’t kill the CHRISTMAS tree tbh 😀

[@tillytakestallys]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

[@mariakovacs913]

Not yet

[@rainstorm.]

get him

[@alexf225]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo It's 2022 buddy

[@b0ba_b3ar13]

Looks pretty droopy tbh

[@u7amaki]

expecting most of the texts to be plant related or unexplainable memes from dan

[@foundationsoftheslay8700]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo okay

[@dotdotdot...176]

"Louis was nearby on a microscooter" is the FUNNIEST thing I've ever heard 😂💀 jfc Phil

[@sunriseglow01]

I would happily watch "what Dan and Phil talk about for 20 minutes"

[@genericname8727]

I’d like another mukbang type video sometime

[@gudetamalover48]

im so drunk i cant believe this video is real

[@writerruse3930]

It's even more unbelievable when you're sober.

[@JamaicanRain]

And when you just started watching in 2019, you don’t even think. Just click without emotion. 😜

[@riverjourney704]

this is such a slay

[@gudetamalover48]

@@writerruse3930 csnt wait cuz i can't remember any of the thingd that even happened in this video and ill be able to experience it all over again

[@tessgonzalez285]

don’t forget to drink some water

[@hbshined]

phil saying "daniel" in a mildly threatening voice is beautiful

[@mowesrik]

Doom With a View is unironically such a good name for the tour, damn Phil 😂😂

[@somethingelse9176]

So literary 🤓

[@macularius]

I like how "too much popcorn salt" was such a powerful concept it required a cut halfway through so Dan could compose himself

[@saphira4366]

The "what flavour WHAT" exchange at 8:57 reminded me of the "6 or 7 foot" - "what" - "7 foot" - "7 FOOT WHAT" - "TREE" from last year. Apparently Phil has a certain texting style, which is random questions without context

[@chloepatrick12]

dan pretending something serious has happened just so he doesn’t need to move off the sofa is relatable

[@bimess]

idk if it's platonic or romantic and it's none of my business, but you two are soulmates. this video truly proves it.

[@Crabby-Abby]

These videos in particular always make me think of my roommate (and best friend) and I. We've been together for 10 years now and I'm so lucky to have her 🥰

[@elisecode2212]

“More than just romantic” -Dan

[@willohnoitsme5702]

Phil shouldve taken the AI's advice and bought a bunch of fake replacement plants

[@preciousducks]

the "what did dan and phil text each other this year" is the closest thing we'll get to having new pinofs 😭

[@julietteliz]

10 seconds in and you’re already calling dan a furry.

[@Dantalliumsolarium]

I want the sweater Phil is wearing I’m so- ugh, truly just happy for y’all

[@RachelBarenblat]

The best Chanukah gift I managed to get for my teenager (who is as much a D&P fan as I am) is the black and white sweater that Phil's been wearing in recent videos, including the most recent ep of Dystopia Daily where viewers pick Dan's outfits. :D

[@kai-tr3fe]

i think it's from asos!

[@jaybehkay2438]

The fact that dan texted Phil to ask when his birthday is rather than just googling it 😂😂

[@lyricrose8519]

I feel like Phil brought the sweater knowing it’d be there to steal

[@axescilias]

"cant believe you still dont know my birthday" phil you dont know your birth year

[@ezislucky]

the progression of watching these guys as a preteen to watching them as a stoned 20-year-old? phenomenal !

[@yourlocalcoolperson9084]

Peak character development

[@HaruthaiKnight]

I’m questioning dan’s taste as “doom with a view” is a god-tier name! Very cultured, very punny, very apt for the tour!

[@Julessa]

4:29 The story of Dan seeing his life flash before his eyes after seeing Cardboard Phil, is hilarious! I laugh every time.

[@somethingelse9176]

i literALLY MEET GOD

[@ashlyn_1424]

I needed this gay refresher after spending the weekend w conservative family

[@nephrite6180]

Sending gay vibes to u 🏳️‍🌈❤️

[@kaileytaylor4518]

sending more gay vibes to u 🏳️‍🌈❤️

[@soldias2228]

Same, totally "less than pog", sending more queer vibes to you 🌈❤🌈

[@Mara_1337]

Gay beam 🏳️‍🌈〰️

[@robynpitts8913]

Phil feeding Dan the tortilla chip was so adorable and just domestic I'm surprised there's no comments about it

[@bekkideegan7753]

Same it was so wholesome. It makes my heart happy that they are so much more... idk comfortable? together on camera. Not comfortable perhaps at ease would be better. Maybe because they are finally being themselves and there's no elephant in the room that their viewers don't know about that they must have constantly felt they needed to edit out. Whatever the reason the new vibe of domesticity is *chefs kiss*

[@binniebangbaby9338]

I can’t wait for the 2023 version 😅 GOT MY SHOT GLASS READYYYYY 😅

[@Lewis_McCartney]

Haha same! Hopefully we will have a fourth, I am willing it into existence 🙏

[@ThereforeIAmNot]

Props to Dan and Phil for putting up with each other for this long. Their reward (or punishment idk) is being stuck together for the foreseeable future. Good luck, you two

[@iirapasternak1194]

this content keeps me alive, yearly

[@marinjacobs]

my fav quote from this video has to be “wHy ArE yOu EvEn HeRe SpIdEr? iTs DeCeMbErRr”

[@sassysandy-dk1dt]

"I CANT BELIEVE HOW FINE THIS PLANT IS!!!!!" I'll never get over Dan's sarcasm and I hope i never do cuz it's the only thing keeping me afloat above the waters of reality

[@alexx1806]

4 years later & suddenly im 14 again binge watching dan & phil at 3am 😭

[@Sylvia-ly2qe]

10 years later and I’m apparently 25. I remember binge watching these lads the night before mt gcses 😂

[@Octobris]

The number of times Dan asked "how are you" in those messages... That's so nice. I wish I had close people like that.

[@creationsbymoth]

I had a mouthful of curry and rice when Phil accidentally referred to the Queen as mum and let me tell you this blanket on my lap never stood a chance against me.

[@user-ki1xj5fl1i]

Wow I want curry and rice now

[@Muted_Marcus]

Dan's acting at 17:58 really captured the deliriousness of being half-asleep.

[@zara.1212]

“did you miss me…?” “…..yeah” “be more convincing” I MISSED YOU GUYS. BEST DUO.

[@abbyncisreid]

Dan and Phil feel like home at Christmas time

[@cfnature5]

Oh that's such a great idea

[@eveliinamustonen4771]

I actually just did! their videos really do make the holidays!!!🥺💕

[@chelseahill1293]

Hey don't worry about the bromeliad its actually doing quite well! Phils right they do loose their flowers, and the leaves on the bottom can be removed. If you have a look at it, it actually has some new shoots growing and they are a beautiful lush green. You could probably repot it and divide the plant as they are probably two "pups" which is a smaller plant thats grown from a larger mother plant. Its a form of vegetative reproduction that they go through! I have a qualification in Horticulture btw so I mostly know what I'm talking about 😁

[@oddcrafter1270]

That's a relief!

[@Crabby-Abby]

The only plant he didn't kill 🥰

[@rey1185]

It's crazy to me how much I still like them after being a phannie for like 9/10 years 😭😭😭 there's just something abt them that has me grinning

[@jenn6506]

i also cried at dans show but can confirm it was the best night ever 🖤

[@blairylame]

no literally, i got a last minute ticket and had a fucking blast

[@valeria.dominguez.20]

So glad to read this, heard very different opinions on tiktok and I was getting sad🥹

[@1ia802]

@@valeria.dominguez.20 really? what were the accounts and what were they saying

[@charityszakel2794]

@@valeria.dominguez.20 idk why TikTok is blasting the show like this it’s great it’s like they left during the first half and didn’t get to see the finisher which ties the whole thing together

[@BeckyS]

Ok fr. I went, I loved it. Every. Single. Second. Anyone who didnt literally just must not watch Dan's content, because it was 100% true to theme. Loved it.

[@FiddlerMcRiddler]

I don’t celebrate New Years, I celebrate the release of What Dan and Phil Text Eachother.

[@chloepatrick12]

‘GOODBYE GALAXY’ ‘BYE EARTH’ ‘LATER EARTH’ ‘WE'RE F**CKED’ avengers infinity war plot

[@MissValentina125]

That whole part about the Queen funeral unfortunately made me laugh more than it was necessary.

[@ithinkimon_fire5060]

i really appreciate dan asking phil his birthday as if thats not a googleable thing atp

[@EmIdc]

8:09 the sneaky “wife” made me cackle

[@sanj_lh]

7:37 yess the show was amazing! It was so well put together and I had a great time! also the security guard at my show who didn’t know Dan said he liked the show too! :)

[@shadowkyber2510]

It'd be cool being a seccy. You'd get paid to watch shows, obviously while working but still

[@andrewisdeadinside]

What a great Christmas present!

[@kowique]

got so much serotonin from seeing this video omg

[@hanna_maria]

still waiting for the 2023 version. these are somehow my faves

[@chocofudge1932]

Nice to see the soft boi sweater made it into Phil's wardrobe where it is safe and appreciated because it gives some very sweet vibes :)

[@dicegerry5127]

These videos are the highlight of my year

[@Gretchasketches]

I love that half of this video is not about texting at all. Exactly what I subscribe for

[@geenstagni1060]

I’m physically home for Christmas but it wasn’t until I pulled up this video that I truly felt like it 💕 Happy Holidays everyone

[@Mara_1337]

To you aswell!

[@lareinabrown]

Phil’s attention span being less than a goldfishes and Dan putting up with it is the most relatable thing

[@watchmedo635]

It’s a Christmas miracle!!

[@terrors.of.phantom]

dan being called a furry within the first ten seconds = guaranteed banger video

[@saraelisabet]

watching this for the millionth time and dreaming of a 2023 version rip wdnpteo

[@onnaSecret9615]

jealous always awaken when you watch dan & phil because their bonds just so precious! please continue this series to 2023 as well! you both iconic!

[@lalaverdecia]

Ok but who else really wanted to see Phil’s reaction to Dan’s nun costume..

[@katieteggart9961]

"Why are we like this?!" Gave me heartstopper vibes ♡

[@naomisbored]

Same!

[@susie8799]

Alice Osman is a huge Dan and Phil fan!

[@bbdoll1518]

I THOUGHT THAT TOO

[@marinjacobs]

i’m coming back to watch this while i patiently wait for a 2023 version 😊

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

12:50 i can’t stop laughing at them shitting on the funeral, me and my family made fun of the entire thing the entire time

[@orionsmintaka]

I just realized they are literally Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair

[@nat3007]

Dan got grossed out by pulling the dart out of a foot, Phil didn't seem bothered by it.

[@GrannyT23]

“You really thought i just fell down a hill?” “Of course i thought you fell down a hill” the full confidence that dan would just cark it down a hill

[@moonchild7528]

“spraying shit up a wall” is such a fun phrase 10/10

[@Charliesfeels]

Patiently waiting for the 2023 edition

[@franbryan5606]

Man I've never clicked so bloody quick Love you both, merry Christmas!!!

[@PrettyAndOrOdd]

Dan could literally just have googled Phil’s birthday lmao

[@alliver43]

these two are platonic soulmates, no one can convince me otherwise

[@kei99]

Who is here waiting for wdnpteo 2023? Edit: and slowly losing hope

[@moonchild9841]

unfortunately hope lost since 1 jan 😂

[@YA-tt5if]

boy do i have news for you

[@kei99]

@@YA-tt5if and they're GOOD good

[@shazamart]

I went to 2 of the doomed tour stops so i can confirm everyone needs to see it at least once 👏

[@starlordstwin]

Dan saying he wants to be left alone for his birthday is very on brand 😭

[@thestrangemusician168]

here hoping for a 2023 edition

[@persefoniajax]

Watching these two interact always fills me with such joy

[@trish9302]

yk what in phil's defense THIS ONE TIME bromeliads DO die a few years after their bloom 😔 maybe it was natural causes

[@introvertedtee3010]

I'm a new fan this year and honestly you guys are the funniest best people that have made me so happy this year so thank you dan and phil

[@morganbill5615]

Manifesting Wdapteo 2023

[@Zubiila]

Phil not remembering Dan's not home, is so relatable! 😂😂😂

[@chickenthotpie765]

I love all of Dans recent content but he’s just more visibly comfortable and at ease making joint content and this truly is the gift of the year ❤

[@keysmashingnerd]

their texts during the queen’s funeral are so fucking funny bye 💀💀

[@red.gem_]

i'm so glad this has continued

[@Rose-like-the-Phoenix]

This has to be my favorite "what Dan and Phil text each other" yet 🤣🤣🤣

[@sabrinakirchner242]

Please keep this series going! I love the banter so much and the texts are hilarious!!!!

[@fridayallan1473]

Good thing a lot of houseplants are really springy 😩 that bromilead is gonna Go Through It before it looks okay though 🤣🤣

[@occulttess]

i want to take back every time ive laughed at phil forgetting dan was on tour... my husband recently went on tour around europe and i fully forgot when i woke up this morning--- litearlly searched the whole house...

[@Jadesmorot]

Fantastic as always, happy New Years everyone 🎉

[@prettyupsetnerd5118]

thanks for blessing the holidays