"Hey, this is crazy, but I just met you and here's my sausage" is a sentence that will always have mixed results when said in front of a stranger.
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear blo
@drcheddargoat98173 жыл бұрын
you got it backwards
@Jaegered3 жыл бұрын
thats what i thought the first time i heard it
@andrewbennett94573 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku lmao dont care
@banditxavier28933 жыл бұрын
Creeps on the internet do be like that.
@skyreventes30903 жыл бұрын
I am not complaining about the lack of sausage fan art. I am complaining about the lack of fan art sausage.
@Fopenplop3 жыл бұрын
someday someone will send him something bad enough that it goes right in the grinder
@JustTryHard_Juth3 жыл бұрын
@@Fopenplop once someone makes a sausage party reference we're gonna have a chance to see the fanart sausage
@bigbeefscorcho3 жыл бұрын
You have a brilliant, demented mind
@bernardocromado47573 жыл бұрын
"Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, so here is my sausage" that guy gets ahead of himself pretty quickly
@rordongamsey30573 жыл бұрын
And I’ll call u maybe
@jph5953 жыл бұрын
Cut right to the chase.
@This_is_Power693 жыл бұрын
Lets go crazy
@momogasia64543 жыл бұрын
U
@mrIsakify3 жыл бұрын
How he met Mrs sausage
@theburningtoastmonsterofur70283 жыл бұрын
As someone from wisconsin, I thank you for even attempting this
@r3nnoc3 жыл бұрын
I’m from Wisconsin too and I never thought this day would come
@kingbingbong19203 жыл бұрын
no cap
@eldritchemissary21613 жыл бұрын
The punching bag of the midwest
@theburningtoastmonsterofur70283 жыл бұрын
@@eldritchemissary2161 out of curiosity, what are some of the stereotypes of Wisconsin that you've heard besides fat, drunk and cheesy I want to confirm or deny them
@Ayo6013 жыл бұрын
@@theburningtoastmonsterofur7028 yall worship the packers.
@dunbat15733 жыл бұрын
As a Wisconsinite I am so proud of Culver's to finally be featured on such a famous show
@DonyaeO3 жыл бұрын
It’s not just in Wisconsin lol
@dunbat15733 жыл бұрын
@@DonyaeO We founded the chain in Sauk City Wisconsin. Its a Wisconsin based and originating restaurant.
@DonyaeO3 жыл бұрын
@@dunbat1573 oh
@jacksonlarson60993 жыл бұрын
@@DonyaeO Yeah. It wasn't until fairly recently that it began growing across the nation, but now it's located in 25 states.
@SmashingPichu3 жыл бұрын
I love how he put a lot of cheese on it. He made this video for us
@agsuko20413 жыл бұрын
"Hey I just met you, this is crazy, but here's my sausage" Basically 99% of Tinder dates in a nutshell.
@adog31293 жыл бұрын
fumo penguin
@wolflink4043 жыл бұрын
fumo
@nolanrossiter45883 жыл бұрын
He needs a 2nd channel for Will it Blow cleanup where he just rants about stuff while cleaning
@iammyworstenemy38073 жыл бұрын
that just be a whole podcast long video since he'll trip over his words about 50 times in a sentence.....
@JediMasterBaiter3 жыл бұрын
Maybe we could finally get to hear him do entire song covers in his beautiful voice?
@sniper93953 жыл бұрын
No dude seriously I want this to happen so bad
@Asylum37213 жыл бұрын
You're a genius, I need this in my life Mr. Sausage
@CH3RN0BL32 жыл бұрын
Fr
@RDNachozOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Series Idea, "Redemption Round" or something like that, where you take the 0 or 1 out of 5 sausages from previous episodes and try to make them better.
@jolksjumbojemi3 жыл бұрын
seconded.
@decades51253 жыл бұрын
Thirded
@anistrashcan85363 жыл бұрын
Forthfnened
@scissorss3 жыл бұрын
fived
@honkhonk10423 жыл бұрын
sixed
@TF2BluSoldier3 жыл бұрын
If you told me I'd be going apeshit over a guy on the internet saying a sausage was a 5 / 5, I'd call you crazy. Here I am, going apeshit over a guy on the internet saying a sausage is a 5 / 5.
@juneguts3 жыл бұрын
Here on this show, we DO want to see how the sausage gets made.
@Spectrulus3 жыл бұрын
We are also apes.
@hatwearington3 жыл бұрын
@@Spectrulus Hmmmm.... ape sausage?
@vibce3 жыл бұрын
Damn you spoiled me
@doughrock3 жыл бұрын
Spoilers
@twojuiceman3 жыл бұрын
"My first girlfriend turned into a sausage" "That's Ruffalo buddy"
@stab4568 ай бұрын
Moon Spirit/Koi fish will it sausage?
@Predatornc13 жыл бұрын
“Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s my sausage. So case me maybe?”
@merepseu3 жыл бұрын
Never send unsolicited sausage pics.
@TommyMN3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@abcdefghijk1234561003 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@ivan09123 жыл бұрын
it's perfection
@Paul-vv5ql3 жыл бұрын
what sausage exactly-
@thisisasupersayin3763 жыл бұрын
"The more I don't bring back the tasting table, the angrier people get, I'm gonna have to bring it back" *We won, Mr. Stark*
@axelcordova82623 жыл бұрын
Still asking for that breakfast burrito sausage. Also the chili cheese fries sausage.
@RetroHellspawn3 жыл бұрын
Now my question is, is your definition of a breakfast burrito with chorizo, eggs, potatoes, and cheese? Or is it just egg, sausage, bacon, and cheese? Onions and other vegetables are subject to each person, but those are the bare basics of the two "breakfast sausages" I've had, and I will always go for chorizo over the other.
@Karvosh3 жыл бұрын
Now here's the thing. Why not put those two together into a single beautiful sausage?
@DrBagPhD3 жыл бұрын
Still gagging for a haggis sausage, personally.
@Calmaressurgebat3 жыл бұрын
I want multiple breakfast burrito sausages. Start with eggs, cheese, potatos, and tortillas. Then add bacon for one. Breakfast sausage for another burrito. Chorizo sausage in another. Chile Verde pork in another sausage. And then an everything burrito ;)
@jebshook69393 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Sausage might actually kill him after that
@nobodycares8503 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he doesn't open fanart on this show...
@aaronmeives44963 жыл бұрын
Everyone: wtf is Culver’s? People from Wisconsin: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
@Queefersutherland973 жыл бұрын
It’s about time we got representation
@squerb32493 жыл бұрын
Florida too we got a bunch of them down here
@Menelker3 жыл бұрын
Fact
@platinumvideos98103 жыл бұрын
@@squerb3249 really?
@vlork6663 жыл бұрын
We have em in Kansas too. Not really a Wisconsin exclusive place.
@anistrashcan85363 жыл бұрын
I feel like if it doesn’t blow, it doesn’t burst either, but if it’s a high scoring will it blow, most likely it will burst
@jossebrodeur60333 жыл бұрын
It's because a high will it blow usually has a lot of water, and the water becoming steam is what makes the sausage burst.
@fancyduck5183 жыл бұрын
@@jossebrodeur6033 Can i have a hug please 😔
@julianreggente45953 жыл бұрын
About time that he recognized the tasting table after that poll.
@kringekitty3 жыл бұрын
We have been yearning so long to see his beatifull face once again.
@Imad_Oofus3 жыл бұрын
Remember all those cartoons and stuff we saw as kids where they would obscure God’s face? That’s how I felt til we finally saw Mr.Sausage
@FongBot3 жыл бұрын
I love that the old board is necessary to prop up the stuffer to meet the new board. Like a phoenix from the ashes.
@CtrlAllDelete3 жыл бұрын
The Sausage Man has once again acknowledged our desire for the tasting table. You say you will, but until it comes back I will preach about the greatness of the tasting table and all its glory it has given. The tasting table has given your face, the bites, and the smile of a man getting mail from his fans. This is why I preach for the tasting table Sausage Man.
@elegantdisarray3 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏
@dereksmalls62383 жыл бұрын
Testify brother!
@jubisisters3 жыл бұрын
imagine being mrs. sausage and the tasting table is a permanent feature of your kitchen. would you be happy with this
@seanconway68373 жыл бұрын
@@jubisisters Happiness has no merit when confronted with the greatness of the tasting table.
@cuptainreese3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@FerociousSniper3 жыл бұрын
*"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my sausage"* literally describes every guy I've been with.
@praisephillips94593 жыл бұрын
A zero mark ruffalos and a 5/5 is just perfection
@jazz_hands65793 жыл бұрын
You dissapoint me with this view. A truly perfect sausage would get 5/5 mark ruffalos and 5/5 sausages
@KitCalder3 жыл бұрын
@@jazz_hands6579 Given that firmness and fullness of sausage are indispensable components of the 5/5er, surely a filling loose enough to produce a 5-Ruffalo splatter would be unlikely to have the requisite integrity to achieve the highest accolade...
@low_key22223 жыл бұрын
Proof that Wisconsin food reigns supreme from the sausage god himself.
@aaronmeives44963 жыл бұрын
“It looks like a nuttier sausage, but a solid sausage” 😏😏😏
@allananderson94103 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a culvers and it was one of the favorite jobs I’ve had. This episode made me proud
@lucasthegreat49563 жыл бұрын
It hurt my soul a little to see that delicious burger go into the grinder, BUT for a five out of five it’s worth it! Can’t wait to see the tasting table back!
@cinematicflop3 жыл бұрын
A five out of five sausages is truly something to celebrate
@matthewnelson52933 жыл бұрын
Cleaning that grinder after running the cheese curds through it must've been a nightmare
@Blockistium3 жыл бұрын
We talk about how funny and good at improv Mr. Sausage is but another half of these videos that deserves a mention is the editing.
@A_Gris3 жыл бұрын
As a Culver's addict, this sausage achieving the coveted 5/5 has validated my taste in fast food.
@auugh435463 жыл бұрын
agreed
@dkerkowoutdoors46233 жыл бұрын
Culver’s is great but the cheese curds suck. It’s coated velveta cheese, nothing like a real Wisconsin cheese curd.
@auugh435463 жыл бұрын
@@dkerkowoutdoors4623 honestly eyah the last time i had them, they werent too amazing
@UncleNate3 жыл бұрын
@@dkerkowoutdoors4623 their cheese curds are ok imo but yeah compared to the real thing it's blown out of the water
@GamezIdiot2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t do “Lean on my sausage” but he did “Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s my sausage-“
@EdenHolder3 жыл бұрын
Snake Meat Sausage I swear I watch these videos I'm just determined
@GreyGuerillaNetwork3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but these videos are so simply made, they're ingenious.
@bananabuns90073 жыл бұрын
a culvers opened at my town a year ago and its been one of the best burgers and concrete mixers place ive ever been to, seeing it get 5/5 makes it even better
@Fridelain10 ай бұрын
That's an oddly specific combination
@thegargoylecumeth79323 жыл бұрын
As burgers are my favorite food, it's good to see a burger enter the 5/5 Sausage Club. Oh, hey. While I have your attention, Mr Sausage: Belated With Bernard is selling his own cookware. The world needs another episode of "Should You Buy It?"
@nonimpact_3 жыл бұрын
“But here’s my sausage” 👀😳
@aj-wl6xi3 жыл бұрын
I think this was the absolute best sausage fill. No folds or wrinkles in the casing while filling. I think this is what really defines a burst or not. Good job Mr. Sausage.
@vellynis3 жыл бұрын
I just had Culver's for lunch yesterday. This is making me want to go back...
@Newt27993 жыл бұрын
They do have some really good food
@dunkinwestgrove69553 жыл бұрын
Watching Mr Sausage make a Culver’s butter burger sausage while eating Culver’s... Now this is meta
@spa2damax3 жыл бұрын
You're on thin ice for not declaring 'IT'S REGRIND TIIME ' ☠️💢
@HotTeaWithCookies3 жыл бұрын
*Watches as he stuffs the curds, then burger down the chute* I love it. This channel brings me such joy
@jekyllhirsi10093 жыл бұрын
Tasting Table, i am waiting for your glorious return
@maikeru013 жыл бұрын
this one was an emotional roller coaster from that 0 ruffalo to that 5 sausage. wow
@anubisgodess23533 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail Delicious! Sausage? Lets find out. Edit: A 5 out of 5 sausage people I repeat a 5 out of 5 sausage!!🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
@Queefersutherland973 жыл бұрын
Of course it’s from Culver’s there’s a reason every person ever from Wisconsin is obese
@duncans20703 жыл бұрын
Out of all the accounts I follow, this is the only one I’m happy to see doing sponsors. His videos are all under 10 minutes and a ton of them aren’t even monetized it seems, I’m glad he’s getting a few thousand for the wife and kids off these sponsors!
@thedeadguy3 жыл бұрын
Sponsorblock fixes that. Never see an ad or sponsor AGAIN . Now I can feel intelligent again.
@duncans20703 жыл бұрын
@@thedeadguy I just said I’m happy to see the sponsor on this video lol
@EdinMike3 жыл бұрын
If the sausage bursts it’s just the wurst ! But when it doesn’t it’s oh so pleasant !!
@MatchaManx3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for using my sausage art!! I really appreciate it and yay for another 5/5 sausage!!
@Popcornrat3 жыл бұрын
I'm from Wisconsin and absolutely love Culver's!
@chambers81513 жыл бұрын
Thank you for a Midwest shoutout. Respect the curds, respect the sausage.
@MacaroniMancer3 жыл бұрын
We have all been blessed on this day to witness the rare 5/5 sausage.
@chalor1823 жыл бұрын
YESSSS the return of the tasting table! We are victorious!!!
@Queefersutherland973 жыл бұрын
Thank you Mr. Sausage man on behalf of all of Wisconsin
@ponyboycurtis5063 жыл бұрын
I love the tasting table being a part of the show, but the quality of your videos is just as awesome with or without it
@zanderwight8723 жыл бұрын
You should do an edible flower sausage for Mother’s Day!
@trixareforkids44183 жыл бұрын
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my sausage" This is how Mr and Mrs Sausage met
@MisfortuneDark3 жыл бұрын
This video will be my first time requesting the fresh mozzarella sausage Sooooooo...fresh mozzarella sausage?
@ziggi48003 жыл бұрын
How about a Caprese salad sausage?
@MisfortuneDark3 жыл бұрын
@@ziggi4800 id be perfectly fine with that too 👍
@bondgaming00013 жыл бұрын
THE TABLE IS BACK
@fuzzydonut56423 жыл бұрын
3:18 ITS THE NEGA RUFFALO
@Seamusthatsthedog13 жыл бұрын
😧
@inigohermann13853 жыл бұрын
👁️👄👁️
@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky3 жыл бұрын
the WHAT
@kathrynbrockhage45393 жыл бұрын
I'm way more proud of Culvers than I have any business being, but its like seeing your hometown football team winning the superbowl watching your favorite burger joint get a 5/5 from Mr Sausage...
@Calmdownpaco3 жыл бұрын
"Here's the butter burger! What is that, mayonnaise?"
@jimbology76172 жыл бұрын
The fabled Wiscausage :O they said it couldn't be done
@azrael5573 жыл бұрын
I've had a Culver's near me all my life. I was baffled when people asked me what it was.
@nikkine_62142 жыл бұрын
We in Minnesota are pleased with this rating.
@liverfailure44193 жыл бұрын
my prayers have been answered, after 15 days of asking, the tasting table shall return, we will once again be graced with the most glorious facial hair to ever grace the earth
@MCMagnality3 жыл бұрын
Just had Culver's for lunch and I come home and am greeted to this video! You read my mind, love it!
@Jay_boy193 жыл бұрын
As a person from Wisconsin, I approve of this sausage. I also request that you do Johnsonville bratwurst sausage for us Wisconsinite folks. Edit: It seems like Sausage Man was pleased with my request.
@Icytits3 жыл бұрын
You do realize that you just asked him to turn a bratwurst into a bratwurst, right? Come on, man! You're making us look bad!
@Jay_boy193 жыл бұрын
@@Icytits It's too late. The sausagewurst has been made.
@scoobydouche99913 жыл бұрын
Thank you for finally acknowledging the tasting table. Please bring it back soon
@agentofashcroft3 жыл бұрын
You've crossed a line with this one and messed with something sacred
@Fopenplop3 жыл бұрын
all gods must fall into the grinder
@aarond61313 жыл бұрын
I never thought Mr Sausage cleaning an oil spill would be my favorite part of the video
@noonecared59873 жыл бұрын
Second attempt KZbin comment suggestion: AVOCADO SAUSAGE
@loganstewart25433 жыл бұрын
Man, this guy always makes my day a little better. He just fulfills all my sausage needs
@fishstick73753 жыл бұрын
Since mother's Day is coming up, do a wrapping paper sausage 🌭
@xrpmxwix79323 жыл бұрын
Mmmm yummy
@petezahut24323 жыл бұрын
Mimosa sausage
@lukedoll59933 жыл бұрын
My 2 year old loves your videos and requests to watch "The Sausage Man" by name. We laugh and giggle the whole time we watch. Thank you.
@gunnarbenjamin63483 жыл бұрын
I edited this comment so no one will know why it has so many likes
@carlosbidon28183 жыл бұрын
I feel like this comment will have a big argument.
@plus64813 жыл бұрын
No, Mrs. Sausage is the will it blow master.
@saidbakiri38543 жыл бұрын
L o l
@ericandrewscott19943 жыл бұрын
I think she may have come to accept that he is at least getting payed to blow sausages.
@jjboi60083 жыл бұрын
My disappointment is immeasurable and everyone’s day should be ruined
@WarlockWitchcraft3 жыл бұрын
Best looking Sausage I've seen on this channel and I've watched every episode.
@trixareforkids44183 жыл бұрын
I clicked way too fast for this
@JuanACookie3 жыл бұрын
1:28 you can tell the sausage skin toss needed more than one take from the board being already soaked after that cut
@spankylmao37623 жыл бұрын
Since Mother’s Day is coming up, do a mother sausage 🌭
@justabard22553 жыл бұрын
You should open up a a sausage museum or something with all that sausage art.
@cyberrednec3 жыл бұрын
This is the most Wisconsin thing I've ever seen, and I'm from Wisconsin
@Queefersutherland973 жыл бұрын
Same I’m glad to see our people represented in the sausageverse
@system1283 жыл бұрын
Best part was that it came out to be a 5 out of 5!
@IcyTorments3 жыл бұрын
LETS GO, im expecting a 5/5 on how it tastes because its culvers
@MilitaryHistory20113 жыл бұрын
Why do so many restaurants ruin perfectly good food with mayonnaise without ever asking you if you want it or not
@stevec90933 жыл бұрын
Shut that face hole
@beeflurker62963 жыл бұрын
I'm glad the tasting table will make a return soon
@Dizzyyi3 жыл бұрын
fun fact, i work at culver’s
@Pengwynd3 жыл бұрын
Back of new cutting board: Do not punch! :D Mr. Sausage: 4:05
@crandee11193 жыл бұрын
Petition to get the covoted „sausage sausage“ day 4.
@navyco59693 жыл бұрын
cant believe this guy doesnt do fan mail on his channel. probably gets millions of mail from his loyal fans and doesnt open a single one on camera
@kyo32903 жыл бұрын
"Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my sausag-"
@aidenhoogstra86362 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not thinking you’re obligated to make some drastic change to your format, background, or personality as your channel grew. For life is an unstable battlefield where even the sides are ever-changing without our consent or even knowledge, but in Mr. Sausage we find steadfast refuge; for he keeps it real.
@retcbn3 жыл бұрын
Hey i just met you and this t crazy but here's my sausage (; 1:21
@Grumblemunch12 жыл бұрын
I tthink if you cant make it blow, you should hook up an air compressor at 190psi and try that lol. ill send you the compressor lol xD
@zukokurama3 жыл бұрын
Culver’s food doesn’t look as good as it tastes.
@capnslippy24603 жыл бұрын
When I saw Culver’s I said this is going to be a good one but I didn’t know it would be a perfect score! What a sausage!
@MrMansurf3 жыл бұрын
Day 1 of asking Ordinary Sausage to make a soap sausage
@bane22013 жыл бұрын
My family goes out to Wisconsin sometimes, and I always make sure to stop by Culver's for every meal when in the area. Alas I don't live anywhere near one, but that's fortunate for my waistline and my wallet.
@cheese_priest3 жыл бұрын
Wisconsin thanks you for your accurate and gracious assessment of our fast food, Mr. Sausage
@ogvanillathunder3 жыл бұрын
4:44 listen here, funny sausage man, dont you dare call a butter burger char broiled....... those little suckers are smashed to perfection and I shall not stand for this slander.
@zacharyjames96023 жыл бұрын
Loved the mermaid sausage art at the end.
@Hookandlooptape3 жыл бұрын
Man, I only spent two years in Wisconsin but I miss so many things about the great state. From the Horicon Marsh to the start of my hot cocoa addiction, finally ending on those heavenly cheese curds from Culvers.
@screenuuu2223 жыл бұрын
Love to see that Culver's hasn't let us down.
@elijinn50443 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in the "dairy is our biggest export" area, (Wisconsin, Northern Illinois, etc.) and someone who goes to Culver's at least weekly, I am very proud