I'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG | PowerWash Simulator #2

[@doughby9097]

Jack: "i feel like a genius now." *Still not using the cleaner* lmaoo, that was hilarious

[@ConcavePizza]

I had a good laugh at it to lol

[@LeafHasLeft]

dude proved that the placebo effect is real

[@axel-masoud333]

🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻yeah

[@HeSnappedTho]

Cleaner sucks ass tho

[@SCREEM_IS_LIFE]

@@HeSnappedTho True

[@tearez13]

"I never had a stegosaurus slide as a child, I only had bushes" it would seem that Mr. Septiceye has issued a challenge against Mr Iplier, as reigning chanmpion of "I was a poor as a child"

[@ashleyhaynes9353]

My thoughts exactly

[@purpldxd8072]

@TheNat20 memento mori, brick soccer was such a good vid

[@AceOBlade]

man he had a bushg lucky

[@HanneyG-]

Yessss. They just both play powerwash sim if the game ever get co-op and argue about who was poorer. It would be amazing.

[@WillowJWolfe]

@@HanneyG- OMG. I need that video!

[@Daisieheart]

You can turn off the wetness effect so it won't look wet after washing and you have to wait for it to dry. You can also open the tablet and click on the task and it will highlight the object that needs cleaning, this is useful for when you have 99% done and can't find the issue. The soap is amazing for rust and mold and other stubborn grime, also keep in mind that a better washer makes a big difference.

[@kamidomichill8545]

Hey! Do you mind checking out my channel? Thanks :D

[@g80gzt]

Soap is actually bad as it is not ever required and all it does is take money away.

[@Daisieheart]

@@g80gzt yes i don't recommend buying soap until you have the $2k washer and it's attachments but that's just how i did it. Also in free play they made soap infinite

[@C0mms]

@@kamidomichill8545 no

[@snjolfurbjorgvinsson9539]

For real life rust WD-40 works great as well

[@kuhnuckles1]

Jack: “Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs.” Dan Avidan on a quest to see every known stegosaurus fossil: “and I took that personally…”

[@colbyreeves4824]

I came to the comments just to see someone who knew Danny would be mad at Sean for that 🤣

[@mikeparslow4793]

Lol

[@deadheckle2140]

@@colbyreeves4824 me too lmao

[@BooyahRufus]

I'm so glad that it wasn't just me who thought that

[@DavidJayIndie]

@@colbyreeves4824 Same hahaha xD I'm just seeing Dan fuming in the background

[@shadowdiamond3016]

Jackaboy-"it's like a volcano went off" Game theory- "well it actually did"

[@marcusgalimba7629]

I thought about that too lmao

[@samuraikudzi]

i’m pretty sure that’s where he got it from

[@doctolad]

you can actually see volcano in the background on some missions

[@BeeKindaKind]

MatPat is the epitome of "Well now that you mention it-"

[@meg..meg.]

It is like Jack doesn't watch or something 😕

[@thexgamer8240]

As someone who does power washing as a daily job, this game is pretty accurate.

[@s1x03]

It hasn't even been 5 minutes

[@acemarvel1564]

(Sprays water

[@felixmcbean7002]

Report the people for harassment, poor Sean.

[@oliviagreene844]

my dad is a pressure washer and he was thrilled to hear that this game is so big right now 🤣

[@killerrosebudiscool]

even the bit with the soap kinda not doin shit? or is that every content creator i watch not using it right lmao because i will TOTALLY accept that all the content creators i've watched play this simply aren't using it right

[@nickchappell1872]

"I will be the savior who cleaned the world!" Calm down Light Yagami

[@sexymcrbitch]

"I'll take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT!!"

[@lemxxns]

BAHAHA

[@nenemidoriya5886]

Hahahahahaha

[@ELEKTRO_Official]

@@sexymcrbitch Ill do you one better I’ll eat takis But only the crumbs and takis dust from the bottom of the bag 😈😈

[@IvoryLoaf]

@@sexymcrbitch im not using hyperbole when i say that when i watched that part in the anime i was laughing and replaying it for 20 minutes

[@KSAphFan]

13:20 This made me cry. I have been feeling horrible and Jack you are my comfort KZbinr. Thank you. I needed this.

[@maximusheaton8375]

Seán: “I hate this nozzle and it’s the worst thing mankind has invented” Also Seán: * continues to use it *

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

[@dagwood6703]

@@Hell_o847 you had me in the first 3 words

[@nemotheemo156]

@@dagwood6703 cant tell if hes a bot or not

[@nwcam]

@@nemotheemo156 they’re actually both bots, the first one definitely is and the second one I’ve seen with that same reply all over this comment section. So they’re either bots or have absolutely too much time on their hands

[@ne3856]

yes

[@bookishnewt8468]

Wait let me show the dirt. **entire playground glows ominously** Oh god

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[@bingus6249]

@@Hell_o847 Ur dad is looking at me from across my bed

[@SpacefaringStranger]

@@bingus6249 your dad is looking at my sister

[@becky6360]

@@SpacefaringStranger tf

[@TempestGamingVODS]

Well this escalated quickly

[@dingomingo6656]

I'm dying. Sean: "Dinosaurs are extinct. THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE ON THIS EARTH!"

[@katyhikmadi7762]

This vid = 🤡🤡 Mine = 👍😎😎 *MY VID BETTER LOSERS*😂😂

[@katyhikmadi7762]

This vid = 🤡🤡 Mine = 👍😎😎 *MY VID BETTER LOSERS*😂😂

[@crimsnblade8555]

you, you poor soul was too early, and got bombed by all these 12 yo trolls in the reply...

[@RohanSingh-cf9tk]

@@crimsnblade8555 this is one of the things KZbin needs to fix

[@crimsnblade8555]

@@RohanSingh-cf9tk most are merely bots, and there are probably hundreds of copies for each one

[@newbie2971]

Jack: "In the next episode I will..." *me still waiting for the next episode*

[@garglee]

Ikkkk

[@johnson2801]

still waiting

[@rollincoalyt301]

i’m here

[@MArs110-]

@@rollincoalyt301 same

[@jacksonwylie4232]

Third episode when??

[@theresagoette1342]

*Jack: feeling like a genius about the power of non existent cleaner on a power washer* Me: ahh… the power of the placebo effect.

[@wolfiemuse]

Placebo is very commonly something that affects our daily lives and proves how strong the human mind is at convincing itself of something totally false. 😸

[@wolfiemuse]

But actually he was using it at first, wasn’t he? Cause it gave him the notif saying that he was out of it.

[@givemethehatecomments5010]

MY NAME LMAO.

[@dontknowwhattoputhere2793]

@@givemethehatecomments5010?

[@itsionalol]

Jack: The white nozzle is overrated, wtf does it do? Nothing. Jack 10 minutes later: Why is no one talking about the white nozzle? It’s brilliant, why did no one tell me before!

[@1handedmedia]

if you saw Markipliers LP of this game it went sort of the same way except between using cleaners or not lol

[@Hxxd4]

By the way his name is Sean

[@_joeythegoat_]

@@Hxxd4 ok? We know his name on yt is jack Maybe it makes him feel weird when someone uses Sean

[@LUFKK0L]

@@Hxxd4 ok

[@starlishkitten]

Jack: I might have gotten a little in over my head with this game…. Game: *laughs in treehouse*

[@WillowJWolfe]

OMG. I can't wait until he gets to that job.

[@emmetthowell9265]

That damn thing gives me war flashbacks

[@vik5438]

I deleted the game after just starting with the tree house

[@jedislap8726]

Ah yes. The Treehouse of Horror.

[@apeface1990]

Or carnival slide

[@charlvisser7822]

When he "equiped the soap" it reminded me handeling a 2nd controller to my brother of a single player game

[@DerpDevilDD]

Sean: Stegosaurus is a crap dinosaur. Dan: So you have chosen death.

[@UltimatBlitz]

Right? The whole time he was ranting I was just thinking "Says the man who's friend loves stegos to death." lol

[@drewbinator1750]

What kinda dog is dat

[@LanceBjornsson8888]

@@drewbinator1750 I believe the Stegosaurus Dog species family name is called Lion.

[@katyhikmadi7762]

This vid = 🤡🤡 Mine = 👍😎😎 *MY VID BETTER LOSERS*😂😂

[@carter65]

@@katyhikmadi7762 the fact that even this bot used a emoji means that your 7 and got your mom's phone cuz you had a fit and made a youtube account

[@cuddlebeargames2883]

Jack: compares hufflepuffs to stegosauruses Hufflepuffs: he's out of line, but he is right.

[@Johm453]

As a Hufflepuff myself I can vouch lol

[@Nunderpants]

How dare he say something so offensive but so accurate

[@rike1775]

Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with

[@jarethcross3146]

Dan from game grumps will be saddened by this

[@jolenemathews]

@@jarethcross3146 exactly

[@mingle27]

Robin's editing when you forgot to equip the hose and with Barney was so genius😁

[@tricok577]

Jack: **tries to use the wood cleaner but doesn't even equip it** Also Jack: THIS IS TOTALLY WORKING

[@imleggiiitsubbbbbingeveryo6622]

OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!! OR ELSE I'LL EAT U..,.,.

[@givemethehatecomments5010]

MY NAME LMAO.

[@celine_poike]

"It's like the Hufflepuff of dinos" Hey now, no need to take it out on us. We can't help it your parents didn't allow you to dance and forced you to keep the family business alive.

[@AClassyGuy]

I just sat on my lunch break like, 😢

[@bee4123]

underrated comment lol

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

I’m surprised a bunch of people aren’t commenting that Danny’s favorite Dinosaur is the Stegosaurus. I wonder if Seán said that purposefully just to have a little harmless Craic at Danny’s expense. Funny comment, by the way!

[@flappyT]

I spent 30 minutes watching a fully grown man power wash various things while seductively talking, and I do not regret it.

[@cynicalsinatra]

nice

[@darlenebuck7825]

that's our Jack XD

[@Liliwen1]

Yeah.. I know…

[@wolfiemuse]

Don’t forget he rapped to a trap version of the Barney song!

[@ShortcakeKxx]

Discord has been showing me play this game for like 12 hours at a time (which I basically have done) and like my friends witness it every time and one of them is all like "jesus crist" 😔✋ (on steam it says I've played it for a total of over 50 hours 😭)

[@cookiechris5061]

Jack: this cleaner works so well. Also Jack: *doesn't have the cleaner equipped*

[@jessieridgeway8334]

Jack's like me without my ADHD meds. Just running around to whatever catches his interest and never finishing one task.

[@Bananaa_-]

Same

[@Hell_o847]

Javksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You are an inspiration my friend, dont let anyone drag you down.

[@joedoe7903]

@@Hell_o847 Amen

[@joedoe7903]

Lol, I can relate

[@goner.9989]

Yup. ‘Tis getting worse for me every day

[@hallieeramos]

Jack: *hating on dinosaurs and the stego-slide* Danny: I feel a disturbance in the force...

[@Ss-chili]

The archives are incomplete

[@samanthahartley6841]

I was thinking, Mr Sexbang would like to have a word with you sir.

[@Nyx_The_Phoenix]

YES SOMEONE SAID IT

[@Domedy_Comedy]

My entire point of coming to this comment section was to see if anyone had mentioned it yet

[@AznIzzay]

If there's one thing Dan can draw really well, it's a stegosaurus

[@-Miasimon]

Jackaboy: *Runs around in circles while spraying* Also Jackaboy: "It's just splotching everything"

[@heidenrxslein]

I just love how he was so convinced he was using the soap…

[@NostalgiaMan]

Wow that is clean. Jack always knows how to freshen up

[@mrmattiyt]

@Haylagaming_YT He is not, but you will be soon.

[@C4llM3R4ven]

@@mrmattiyt yes

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[@bogihegyi3110]

@Haylagaming_YT why do you have to do this, why just… why? what did Jack’s dad do to you that hurt you this much? and to the people that agree with you - what’s wrong with you? why do you watch a creator if you don’t like them or wish the worst for them? aren’t you torturing yourself with watching someone’s video that you don’t like?

[@justaepicman7859]

oh hey wutaii i didnt know you watch jack lol.

[@forgenorman3025]

"I think the final upgrade will be an orbital strike!" Dear gods I almost choked on my bagel. This is why I love you Sean.

[@kayleelord3457]

We should make a cult for him

[@tenshi3974]

And choke on bagels together

[@kayleelord3457]

@@tenshi3974 ye

[@tenshi3974]

@@kayleelord3457 I'll buy the bagels to newcomers and if they don't choke on it they aren't worthy

[@kayleelord3457]

@@tenshi3974 Yes, very indeed not worthy if thy don't choke on thee bagel.

[@LittleRedDaffodil]

Jack: "the stegosaurus isn't even a good dinosaur" Me: legitimately outraged Jack: "they're like the Hufflepuff of the dinosaur world Me, a Hufflepuff: "you got me there bud"

[@rubynights3]

@@oraonelovimuve4511 Chill out dude lol. being 'sorted' into a Hogwarts house is the Potterhead equivalent of personality type tests. Let people have fun

[@Kreepie11]

@@oraonelovimuve4511 lol then you personally might want to avoid the internet. People have their fandoms.

[@ashleyleung9238]

Sean: "they've recently found out who the zodiac killer is" "I'm sorry WHAT!? and you're not gonna tell us???"

[@trex0214]

Yeah a whole video came out

[@cjt354]

They didn't really. One group claimed to have figured it out, but a bunch of other experts have come forth and debunked it.

[@chillsis1650]

Some group of people claimed that it was this guy named Gary. But we don't know for sure

[@restlessparadox1953]

@@cjt354 yeah their evidence was overall pretty flimsy, i dont think we really know yet, if we ever will

[@Lkbmotion]

"Stegasaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs" *Dan Avidan starts to cry*

[@Skyfire85]

Stegasaur: *Readies Thagomizer* "You wanna say that again?"

[@SolstaceWinters]

Do you think if they started arguing about this we could call it a "Dinosaur Laser Fight"?

[@givemethehatecomments5010]

MY NAME LMAO.

[@pizzaman6932]

Seán last year: “so according to KZbin we have to watch our language for a *young audience* so I can’t swear and do things I usually do” Seán now: “who’s been riding you huh? 😏”

[@RainMakeR_Workshop]

I haven't heard Jack say anything about twisty nips in so long... nostalgic lol.

[@DemonDaimyō]

16:41 I love how Jack knew we would take it out of context

[@gabemaloney1555]

Jack: "I thought the world was just a dark, dismal, and dusty place full of misery" Me: well… you're not wrong

[@carthius]

The one thing that has bothered me an irrational amount with EVERYONE that has played this game is. They all wash bottom to top which in this game doesnt really matter but omfg i wish it did.

[@trickykrissy88]

OMG! I know right! my eye was twitching the whole time, and I kept hearing my dad say "top to bottom or you will be doing the same thing three times."

[@Razgriz_Ace18]

That toon link face only amplifies your comment.

[@GraceSerenityK]

"You think if I blow this, it'll turn?" Sean, I've been asking that question for decades and I've yet to turn one straight guy!

[@alyssarasmussen1723]

james charles be like: jk thats a joke

[@spacewolfcub]

Bless you for tryin’

[@beeestuff9819]

the emotional rollercoaster of the: *ding* "WHOOOOOOHOOO!!!" to "life is agony" and back is such a mood

[@danmeier394]

i love that jack is back to being rly happy and a better upload schedule and it feels like everything is back to normal

[@sygneg8561]

JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HELL LMFAO

[@mavvi3303]

Now if only youtube can do something to sort out the bot mess, everything will truly be great

[@danmeier394]

@@mavvi3303 yes

[@Panda-cute]

@@mavvi3303 i dont know what else to do other than report them all. :(

[@mavvi3303]

@@Panda-cute Same, it's all we can do. Try not to stress too much, I'm sure Jack is taking care of himself, we should take care of ourselves as well :)

[@SternSupremacy]

“Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs” Dan Avidan would like a word with you…

[@ryaneagle1201]

Ninja Brian is coming for Sean. lol.

[@thereluctanthipster9714]

I pictured Dan in LA, wide-eyed looking up in the air sensing a disturbance in the universe, while Sean was shit talking on Stegos during the recording. 🤣💀

[@xancarter1927]

"Stegasaurus was one of the crappier dinosaurs" And Daniel Avidanial, Lesser Grump and Ninja of all Party Sex, took great offense to that!

[@bryanhall5905]

Bet he's also a hufflepuff

[@thisbeusername2555]

I love how you made the Dan in his last name into daniel

[@coffinnote7353]

Your comment makes me happy. I hope Dan sees it

[@givemethehatecomments5010]

MY NAME LMAO

[@heathertomlinson1961]

Them's fighting words... Steggies ARE my favorite.

[@khazz33]

Sean: I think I've gotten in over my head Me: Oh honey, you have no idea

[@potato_salad9346]

I thought Jack wouldn't have the patience to play this game, but it seems I was wrong

[@LilCheesyBean]

Maybe the old jack from 2015 wouldn’t have had the patience but he’s all grown up now

[@captainsquids2792]

@@LilCheesyBean viscera clean up detail

[@captainsquids2792]

He did pretty good on Viscera Clean Up detail

[@ethanjoseph376]

Sean: "I'm immune to the toxicity" Me in my head: the toxicity of our city, our city

[@danielaredes8573]

YOU! WHAT DO YOU OWN THE WORLD?!? HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDEEEERR DISORDEEEERR

[@Onyx_randomnumbers]

NOW! SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE SACRED SILENCE, sacred silence and sleep

[@in33daname]

SOMEE WHERE BETWEEN THE SACRED SILENCE AND SLEEEPP

[@aditimooley]

DISORDERRRR, DISORDER! DISOOOOORRRDEERRRR!

[@letsplaymeow270]

what???

[@thecluckster3908]

Jack the bottles are meant as a finisher, when you don’t know what exactly is missing you use it to cover a lot of room and get those few missing spots.

[@jaredgabriel9662]

He doesn't even know how to use them correctly

[@nicollefisher817]

Oh my god thank you, I needed this 😂 I’ve been wondering for the longest time what the point in them was 😁

[@catconrad7642]

I highkey thought it was just like soap and then you go over it 😂

[@Its_MTG]

Playground: Is covered in dirt The grass around it: *completely dry and clean*

[@Freefonix1234]

Sean is powerwashing my boredom away with these vids :D

[@christianparrish6647]

Shut up! Not you free fonix.

[@sygneg8561]

JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HELL LMFAO

[@AxleEnterprisesLLC]

I'm picturing the final episode just being Jack standing at the controls of a Death Star with a giant hose, pointing it at the planet and going "...you may fire when ready."

[@fallenhunter3514]

Hey Jack, I hope you are well and going okay with your health. Thank you ver much for uploading another video, we appreciate you very much. Stay safe💫💫

[@sygneg8561]

JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HELL LMFAO

[@mrgapi3354]

@@nox5936 so will you

[@charliepearce1886]

@@sygneg8561 you really have notifications turned on just to spam a fucking disgusting comment like this on every persons comment that’s honestly sad ngl

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You stay safe as well! and remember, there are people who appreciate you no matter what you think.

[@lorimartin6819]

That's very sweet. But did he say something was wrong with his health again? Sorry if I'm overreacting, I just have anxiety and panic easily.

[@rennysartst]

jack: there's no technology that cleans. jack: . . . jack: vacuum cleaner

[@alienhomey]

Jack: what is this? serotonin? i hardly know her. i haven't seen that emotion, that chemical in years! dopamine! *gasp* do what do i own the pleasure? Me: mooood

[@Skolg3r77]

Wha??

[@TeaLurker]

Whenever Jack posts is when it's a good time

[@jasonskayrak1227]

yep

[@splendid_panwulf3992]

@@nox5936 bro stfp

[@christianparrish6647]

@Lightbreaker you shouldn't do that!

[@splendid_panwulf3992]

@Lightbreaker no one’s rushing to your videos ever

[@RaBlazers]

@Lightbreaker you have no content

[@deadpoolmlp5810]

Love that we haven’t gotten to the lore bits, and Sean is already speculating

[@Skolg3r77]

The *what*

[@SingularityDan]

theres lore? Well now Im invested

[@imleggiiitsubbbbbingeveryo6622]

OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!! OR ELSE I'LL EAT U.....,

[@p0150n.1vy]

when he nearly had an existential crisis thinking about how he's actually talking to us in the past💀🤣🤣

[@gothgirlgaming9050]

I love seeing him so happy at the simplest of things

[@sygneg8561]

JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HELL LMFAO

[@mrmattiyt]

@@nox5936 He is not

[@mrmattiyt]

@@sygneg8561 but you will be soon.

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Lets keep it that way and spread some positivity

[@mavvi3303]

I know right, like the way he kept going on about how cute the paw prints were and didn't want to wash them away at first :D :3 💕💕

[@juusto3_352]

In case you play this again, the cleaner nozzle is to rinse the surface with the cleaner so that when you use the main nozzle it's easier to clean it.

[@MuffinTM]

so is the cleaner nozzle like a soap that you put over the dirty surface then you rinse it off with water?

[@juusto3_352]

@@MuffinTM Yes, exactly.

[@eltornaydo6414]

"Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs." *Dan Avidan would like to know your location*

[@TerraShiro7]

@eltornaydo I wish more people understood this

[@rogue_pixie]

jack: "can you stop looking so fucking sad?" me: you sound like my parents

[@tyrotheterrible]

jack: stegosaurus sucks dan: I feel a disturbance in the force

[@catconrad7642]

"I feel like I have to go over this again" Yes, I'm pretty sure that's how soap works

[@stormchaser4249]

Jack: Stegosaurus are like the Hufflepuff of dinosaurs. Me: *extremely triggered beyond belief right now*

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[@captainharlems8534]

*eye twitch*

[@TLAizaakZtriker]

@@Hell_o847 Finally something positive. Even if it is repeated on a lot of comments.

[@Hell_o847]

@@TLAizaakZtriker spread the positivity my friend

[@kaileydawne6281]

I felt so attacked by that statement, as a hufflepuff myself 😆 🤣

[@ResidualChaos]

The editing on this is absolutely Chef’s Kiss.

[@squish-d2k]

Jack I’ve been watching you on KZbin for like 9 years now, or at least a long ass time. I just watched Free Guy, and I wanted to congratulate you. It was surreal seeing you in a movie, and what you’ve done for the gaming community is fucking amazing. From one Jack to another, congratulations man.

[@andychamplin]

Jack: Are eggs clean? Me: It depends on where you live. The US cleans their eggs thinking it will prevent salmonella thus removing the protective coating that eggs have where in England it get shat out of the chicken an out on the shelves.

[@BowlOfSoup-ic8lv]

BOO!! did I scare you?

[@michaelklaus]

As far as I understand it no country outside the US clean their eggs. Because every other country can expect their populus to properly treat their eggs in ways to avoid salmonella themselves. And the "protective coating" is still the shell. It just get porous from cleaning. And ironically that is why in the US eggs have to be refrigerated in stores, transport, and storage while other countries could not care less about that problem.

[@andychamplin]

@@michaelklaus There is a natural protective layer over the eggs. There is a video from Today I Just Found Out (?) explaining the differences.

[@lefthanddontknow673]

I was gonna say, literally never wash the eggs that I get fresh from my own chickens unless they also pooped on it (which does occasionally happen, obviously when you gotta go you gotta go) but when it's sparkling clean? Pick it up, take it home, cook it and don't worry about it. It literally comes from the most antiseptic place on a chickens body and unless you have abhorrent cleanliness issues in your kitchen or try to eat the thing raw there ain't no thing to worry about.

[@danfr]

@@michaelklaus Canada is the one exception to that I know of. We also wash our eggs. Of course that's likely simply due to the proximity to the US and the interconnectedness of some of our markets. Also the other difference between the US/CA and countries that sell unwashed and unchilled eggs is most of those countries also take extra measures such as vaccinating their chickens against salmonella to reduce the presence of salmonella.

[@Muhammad-Jacobs699]

Good to see Jack actually hitting the nail on the head when speculating an Ashen winter storm from a volcano. Seems legit and similar to Game Theory's theory.

[@caliigrey]

"is he happy? no. but that's his problem! i'm doing the best i can but at some point, you just can't help some people! they've gotta learn to help themselves!" i didn't expect to get genuinely good advice whilst watching PowerWash Simulator #2 but here we are

[@NaudVanDalen]

25:38 "I've got a long nozzle step bro. A long nozzle to squirt my juices. And yes, I'm well aware of how that sounds and I mean it every single way it sounds. We're not about double entendres here, we're about just entendres. I don't even know what an entendre is, but if it's good enough for the French, it's good enough for me."

[@jayneparker1782]

I see that Jack has climbed aboard the love/hate train with the white nozzle and the soap lol

[@DragonWingClan]

Jack: *equips Wood cleaner without the nozzle* Im a genius!!! Jack when he realized it: "IM A FOOL!!!"

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

[@christianparrish6647]

Dragonwing, your profile picture is cool.

[@DragonWingClan]

@@christianparrish6647 thank you

[@christianparrish6647]

@@DragonWingClan no prob. Dragons always have cool designs.

[@DragonWingClan]

@@christianparrish6647 now that i can agree with

[@ChronicallyJess]

“Stegosaurus are the Hufflepuffs of dinosaurs” Me: a Hufflepuff and Stegosaurus lover - “and I took that personally”

[@tristannix3644]

Sean: “ you think if I blow this it’ll turn?” Me: “ I will. I definitely will.”

[@tylerwells5055]

……….

[@givemethehatecomments5010]

MY NAME LMAO

[@kalekersey6847]

Jack: there’s no technology that cleans Roomba’s and washing machines: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

[@koudalayne9467]

And dishwashers and vacuums and cat washes. There’s so many!

[@kora-fell-down]

Cat washes???

[@austinfleck8664]

Not to mention power washers...

[@hannahhutchinson1756]

@@austinfleck8664 true!!!

[@fidabaloch7601]

9:15 Best Part lol, Cleaning with just using water and thinking it's working better cause. Ok Jack we are happy for you.

[@sandpitturtle3577]

Genuinely lmao like Jack, sweetie, that's not how that works at all

[@Hell_o847]

Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. As long as Jack is happy we are happy

[@TrippyHippie888]

jack: gimmie that dingaling literally like 80% of us: *dies from laughter and smashes like* 16:32

[@unagitakanashi9056]

"dinosaurs aren't real anymore" this just in, jack denies the existence of birds

[@crystaldragon2566]

And sharks, crocodiles/alligators, some fish, and the Coelacanth, a prehistoric fish from the age of dinosaurs that survived and still lives in the really deep parts of the ocean.

[@huntersreborn1806]

@@crystaldragon2566 and that creepy guy that lives in your basement

[@crystaldragon2566]

@@huntersreborn1806 Wat?

[@unagitakanashi9056]

@@crystaldragon2566 coelacanth, but those aren't dinosaurs

[@dexxedfrog9902]

The chickens are birds than dino nuggets are made with real dinosaurs

[@kodamun]

"why are they playing with things that don't exist anymore??" idk, sean, my parents like to play with my will to live all the time, and that went extinct a few years back

[@leilasteffens3352]

Me: *Enjoying my day* Jack: “ It is just like liking Hufflepuffs…they are that one lame one that is different.” Me: *is a Hufflepuff* Goodbye life!

[@shadowcat4963]

as a person that does pressure washing as a job and hobby. you have 5 nozzles. 1. red 0 degrees- for powering away stubborn stains using a powerful jet stream 2. yellow 15 degrees- used for chiseling away tougher stains and for more cleaning area 3. green 25 degrees- used for most general cleaning such as wood, glass and cars. finally 5. white- the 40 degree nozzle- for rinsing and for soft washing of larger areas. they also have surface cleaners that clean up to 20” wide much faster than a regular nozzle. there are also foam cannons or the “soap nozzle” as the game puts it. and finally for the nozzles is a turbo nozzle. which is a spinning 0 degree nozzle that cleans as strong as a stationary 0 degree nozzle but has the spread of a 15-25 degree nozzle. now the other part that dictates how fast and well a machine cleans is NOT the psi rating. rather the gpm or gallons per minute of a machine. and lastly the price to start any of this is not cheap. for a decent machine ie a 3,000 psi at 2.5gpm machine is around $500-700 depending on brand and a 4,400psi at 4.0gpm is $1,000+ and the machines mist pros use are built on trailers and can cost $5,000-10,000 for a setup minus high pressure hoses containers of soap and all applicable nozzles. so take it from me, this line of work is not cheap, and its not foolproof either. in fact all it takes is 3,000psi to cut through flesh and cause MAJOR injuries. and at 7,000+ psi could cut a persons arm or leg off! thats why most people that dont know about pressure washers should leave it to the professionals.

[@ScorpionGrass]

"stegosaurus are the Hufflepuff of the dinosaurs!' ...... So stegosaurus are good friends:)

[@JT_Lich]

"Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs" **Dan Avidan would like to know your location*

[@WouldYouKindlyNot]

I literally thinking like: *Dan Avidan would like to know your location*

[@t.r.gaming5577]

Back during my days in elementary school, they completely rebuilt the playground. One of the design ideas (they never actually did it) was a massive checkerboard. And when I say “massive”, I mean big enough that people could pretend to be the pieces.

[@shrekfromshrek3840]

I like this series a lot, I really wish you would continue it jack

[@adescent2342]

Jack: This nozzle is the worst! Also Jack: *continues to use the nozzle for a good 10 minutes

[@TeKZ3r0]

Hey Sean! Been loving your stuff since you started doing what makes you happy rather than trying to satisfy and cater to the fan base. You seem so much happier and I love the content. I also really hope you're enjoying yourself more!

[@shadowgaming5722]

Jack: ashen winter, kinda like the ash from a volcano. Me when after seeing one of the levels with a volcano: 👁👄👁

[@curtisfreeman8074]

Its nice watching jack loose his sanity slowly, this is jack if he was an average 9-5 guy😂

[@DaniJHollis]

14:45 "I'm just gonna say it stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs." Dan Avidan has entered the chat

[@clothed_tigreproductions411]

Ive seen that a lot of people's sanity just DROPS at this level. Interesting

[@clara-mm6fe]

27:14 DING DING DING BELL OF CLEAN

[@bcphomet]

Sean, your intros spook me and I love it.

[@bunnylove9207]

9:38 When Jack thought he was using the wood cleaner but it was just plain ol' water 😬

[@ava5246]

Jack: Are eggs clean? Me: It depends on where you live. The US cleans their eggs thinking it will prevent salmonella thus removing the protective coating that eggs have where in England it get shat out of the chicken an out on the shelves.

[@zikoriko764]

Soap doesn't wash, it cleanses. As in it makes it easier to clean.

[@ZombieNova6]

I’m loving this series.

[@jaylenclute9189]

No one talking about him funny Sean was gloating over how good the soap was but wasn’t using soap but I was just using one of the regular nozzles

[@Spiracle]

"Long extension my left testicle" Sean that sounds genuinely painful, but if that's something you want I know a guy who knows a girl who's brother's friend works in a rolling pin factory and if I pull a few strings I might get a 5% discount. *Actually why not just pull a few strings to start with and forget about the rolling pin*

[@greyjustgrey2423]

Am I listening to smut???!! ,16:14 in particular. I love this series for this alone

[@DaemonCaedo1]

As someone who has worked in an egg processing plant, eggs are clean by the time they get to you in the stores. Before then... usually not so much.

[@steventhememer]

6:28 when jack predicted the whole game theory on power wash simulator

[@Thebigbad1013]

I love the mix of joy and misery Jack goes through while cleaning LOL!