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[@kurtisconner]

the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side so if you're listening with headphones it might sound weird!! sorry i messed up the audio!

[@ducktheparentofducks9421]

Ok

[@Ninathedoglover]

Ok

[@GongyiXiao]

Ok

[@spencerdisselkamp1361]

Thanks I only had the right earbud in and I was very confused the first time

[@theonlygibbon9847]

ok

[@citizenjoe404]

How on earth did they not notice it was a goat? You'd think someone would have.. czeched...

[@surrreyi]

Emoji

[@amogossus408]

No

[@micamiuser6410]

YESSSSS

[@nope7806]

Nice

[@bluepeanutts1688]

Wowee mister, that pun, was EPIC😂

[@williamlee9103]

These are unbelievably ugly character designs.

[@RV-il5wr]

It makes me so uncomfortable

[@angeL_ocracy]

Bro you need to watch saberspark joshua and the promise land *those* are ugly charcter designs

[@piinncchh]

William Lee AGREED

[@IsaacClodfelter]

The skeleton playing the organ was the best looking character design. Everything else made me want to be a skeleton.

[@-rin2836]

Isaac Clodfelter i- 😭

[@mickeydees5123]

The fact that Kurtis didn't mention that the way that the girl got all her boob nails was by stealing them from coffins in the middle of the night.

[@carlosmontesinos1544]

What, a woman can't have a hobby now?

[@TheAirBear2000]

@@carlosmontesinos1544 God forbid women do anything!

[@coffechipmunk2108]

​@@carlosmontesinos1544god forbid women so anything

[@cawsomeaolin]

so she puts stuff from corpses on her boobs

[@cawsomeaolin]

i don’t like that

[@jazzanarchy1342]

0/11 - no beatboxing puppy

[@perry.the.weirdo]

BASED

[@AnaSanchezstfu]

😔

[@ofc_Iam_not_hitler]

real

[@erikalicegan]

real😔

[@jackcayman9217]

If the words "f*cking pardon" were a movie

[@omnical6135]

fucking pardon? the movie: the sequel

[@inkygoat]

fucking pardon: with cheese

[@ami5marion]

Octoblade lmaooo with cheese

[@him1517]

Octoblade not just any cheese dick cheese

[@localizeds]

@@him1517 i assume its abt the gay guards?

[@onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312]

So the people of that town can't tell the difference between a HUMAN GIRL and a GOAT IN A DRESS AND A WIG??!! I have no words

[@AngelaMerici12]

Did you see those characters?? Even I could confuse a goat from those "humans".

[@mindyobusiness6257]

And a wig made of freaking HAY MAY I HAD

[@kawaiikokutan7686]

These lace fronts be giving people trust issues.

[@internetperson3228]

To be fair I was also confused when I saw the goat's giant tiddies

[@Loh24158]

The goat has tiddies

[@TeuberCZ]

As a Czech person watching this reaction...... I am surprised how did this film get into the US market while everything that is described in the movie is probably getting over the heads of casual viewers. This movie has a lot of historical references which includes famous legends as well as describing ordinary life of ordinary, not aristocratic people or Catholic church priests. I like how they put so many legends, stories and even real events into such a short movie. Let me explain why is this movie so complex and hard to understand for non-Czech person, and even more difficult for American: Some reference: The priest being fat and other eating "whole turkey" is pinpointing the part of the history where the Church was becoming more of a money collector where you could have bought "desátek" which meant that you pay certain amount of gold, it justifies all your sins and you are cleansed. And everyone was religious back then, so the Church disused it for their profit so they lived in luxury, thus the portrayal of fat priest and eating meat, which was not so cheap back then. So it led a prominent priest called Jan Hus to try to reform the Church to clear it from this "purchasing cleansing" and take it back to its roots, as it was meant to be. So Jan Hus started preaching differently from "what was said" and he started to be disliked by the Church bishops, which led to burning of Jan Hus to death on pyre and it cause a huge revolution in Czech lands called Hussite wars in 15th century, which led to Crusades of Catholic Church to be sent over to the Czech lands to stop the rebellion, etc etc. Such a small reference, which hides a long history which influences our country even today. This is only one of many references, I could write thousands of words about references and legends portrayed in this movie. Thanks for the video. Greetings from the Czech Republic!

[@cermakovabarbora3171]

THANK YOU!!🤩🤩 I'm from Czech Republic and as a kid I actually loved this movie so it hurts to watch this video and read the comments when they don't understand the whole concept of it. Especially the historical part of it. And it saddens me that it looks like he didn't do as much research as he should on this movie 😅

[@0ofcreativity918]

já jsem celkem nechápala skoro celý film o čem dělá tak velkej deal, ale yea už to dává smysl thanks

[@InsaneGold]

That's actually surprising!! Really cool to know there's some niche historical references in this movie.

[@fusion_42]

@@cermakovabarbora3171​​⁠ I get that there are references and historical context form where your from but you have to understand even with context this is really weird for us because we were not raised in the same culture likewise if we did the same thing It would still be hard for you to grasp even if we explained it. tbh If I think about it many of our fables and stories wouldn’t make sense if I wasn’t raised in the U.S. Also most people are not going to deep dive into Czech culture before watching this, especially kids. to us it just looks plain weird and inappropriate. Truth is it’s hard to acknowledge everyone culture although learning a bit may help with context

[@teaz3139]

Desátek are "indulgences" in English!

[@moonymoonzzimoon7399]

Kurtis was ahead of his time everyone is obsessed with this movie now

[@naan000]

wait really

[@vikiwein5717]

the fact I actually grew up with this movie lol, I am Czech and I have seen this so many times as a kid lol

[@krikeydial3430]

Are you okay? This looks traumatizing.@@vikiwein5717

[@StepOnMePls666]

If anyone was ahead, it was us kids from the Czech Republic who watched it as little kids xd Fun fact, Czechs know stories of historic Prague so well that this fairy tale didn't seem neither weird or depressing to me or my classmates, and we were around 8 years old at that time xdd

[@mikaelastefkova]

​@@vikiwein5717 Same haha

[@TessaImAMessa]

It really bothers me how high definition this movie is.

[@marennielsen7211]

RIGHT

[@piinncchh]

AGREED

[@ellapowell3437]

Hoodwinked Too vibes

[@kaleb.savoie]

Fricking spot on

[@mangomania7321]

If they worked on the animation as much as the quality

[@melisdead5271]

Katie “dies”: prays for her to come back Goat “dies”: welp I guess there’s nothing we can do

[@Lexilove2016]

You use * not "

[@adequatelytrying6568]

@@Lexilove2016 * makes things bold

[@FaiaHalo]

@@Lexilove2016 but in this case, the person (I believe) made it like this because both Katie and the goat supposedly die.

[@wompwompana]

Dom the Bomb they put them in quotations because they didn’t actually die and the “” suggested it was just supposed both times

[@fernandaguisard4637]

Who cares? It's a youtube comment section not your assignment

[@Bromvolod]

As a Czech person, I have a few things to point out from my POV: 1. The CGI quality is pretty bad because it's the 1st 3D animated movie that was made in Czechia (2008). 2. The unsettling humour is quite common in older movies and cartoons. That's just culture, ig... 😅😅😅 (Yeah, nudity isn't that bad over here.) 3. Jemmy's name was translated wrong, Kuba is a nickname for Jakub, which is Jacob (correct me if Jemmy is a nickname for Jacob). Katy... There's no translation for her original name as far as I can recall. Matthew's name was translated RIGHT!!! :D 4. The English dubbing is worse... The Czech one fits better. 😂 5. When I saw the movie as a child, I was terrified. 6. That specific clock, Orloj, is very symbolic to Czechia, which is why they didn't want it built anywhere else. Yes, I admit that this movie is VERY unhinged, but it is super popular over here. We normalise some stuff that would be considered more taboo on the western side of the world (atp I even figured out we get more detailed sex education than Americans). In a nutshell: This movie is like a "pearl" of the local movie industry.

[@czechmateyoulost1755]

There kinda is a working translation for the breasted girl. In Czech she is called Máca, all jokes pointing towards the word "macek" (meaning massive) aside, Máca is the Diminutive / short form / friend form of the name Marcela. And Marcela is used in US albeit spelled differently or gender swapped to Marcell. A good example is Marsellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction. The closest translation to English would then be something like Mari, Mara or Marcia.

[@Bromvolod]

@@czechmateyoulost1755 Good to know!

[@jennifertramtabum9496]

I think the last point is mainly important because of the gouging eyes out thing

[@Niobesnuppa]

I don't understand why they translated the names at all, though. Imagine if Disney did that whenever they adapted a story from a non-English speaking country, like they renamed Mulan to Marie and Shang to Shaun or something, it's kind of ridiculous to anglisise a piece of the culture like that.

[@nerodiseppia99]

I really thought in the end the goat would’ve made a contract with the devil to become humanlike and pretend to be katie 💀💀

[@aiyanaaris4160]

Woww that’s a much better plot than what I just watched

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

That was what I thought too honestly

[@stevenclark1662]

You just spoiled the sequel

[@tanviowo]

It sounds like Kurt is is tryna explain a nightmare he had

[@karkatpark1328]

Omg for real dude

[@emilypearce2734]

kurt

[@binniebeanie]

Ten,you're riGht

[@elle3615]

emily pearce k u r t

[@ayleeyunnix]

yo istg i see you everywhere-

[@ainovuotila1366]

The animation is so bad and ugly it's actually causing me anxiety

[@AmberOrtolano]

literally skhdjsjdjs

[@justcallmebu]

When I was a kid i like it bcs of the legends in there.... So I wasn't paying attention to animation also in Czech it sounds better and famous people who play in movies dabing that....

[@gemlue7827]

Every time a character got too close to the screen I flinched 😭

[@bbgrafmusik]

*shivers*

[@delicateasmr1860]

Same. I don’t like it at all I don’t know why but the noses and everything that’s not proportional... I hate it😬😬😬

[@brielaga.]

The word "goat/goats" has double meaning in Czech. It's also slang word for boobs. I believe that's why Kate's proportions are this way. It was ✨artistic choice✨

[@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD]

Yeah my choice is execution

[@kragujspasitel9788]

As a czech you're lucky to watch it as adult. The trauma that the movie gave me when 4 year old me was watching it in cinema is unbearable to this day.

[@shaggyscockscoobysballs8046]

How old is this movie

[@murphyee7696]

@@shaggyscockscoobysballs8046 read somewhere it was released in 2008

[@JesusChristTheQueerProfit]

​@@shaggyscockscoobysballs8046 it was made in 2008 I think

[@nekisahloth]

Would you like... another nail.. sir? 👁️👄👁️ 📌🔴🔴

[@help3802]

..........👁👄👁......... ⚰️📌🔴📌🔴

[@pretty948]

I'm scared forever

[@KillaSardinez5656]

*no I dont*

[@Imaniluv3]

no❤️

[@Imaniluv3]

y e e h a w SAME

[@kekayoewa]

Why is she giving people nails? She’s trying to get nailed, Kurtis

[@draalien]

I'm not even mad at this comment, well done lmao.

[@justafellowsamaritan7845]

@@draalien why would you be mad?

[@oliviajade3571]

😂😂😂

[@JoeMama-np8vi]

@@justafellowsamaritan7845 Because pun,I guess?

[@koi9547]

YOU SHOULDVE SAID THAT KURTIS GODDAMNIT

[@jetsharkdragon]

This accidentally became my comfort video i fall asleep to, and i feel like im Stockholm syndrome-ing myself into liking goat story

[@maximumdinosaur]

HAHA REAL

[@Silentioui]

Omg I didn’t know others brains also randomly pick a certain videos to sleep too😭

[@Silentioui]

Omg I didn’t know other people had “comfort sleep videos” also LOL my mom thinks it’s weird😭

[@FebuarResearchInstitute]

As a Czech, this movie was made by us just to ruin your life.

[@fizzy_buzz]

nah, this made my life better. Thank you, random czech person :)

[@barborak1358]

Me, a czech person, when I saw the thumbnail: OH NO.

[@alzbetal1499]

Lol kurtis liked this

[@saltmomtmissad8384]

I can't handle ppl mentioning the Czech republic. It's never for the good things- 😭😭

[@timmy0018]

Exactly! 😖

[@eyesonfire6083]

lol yes

[@tamara6860]

Same :D I hope he will watch the next one too

[@anunreliablenarrator9689]

to everyone whose first introduction to czech culture was this movie: you’re welcome

[@michaela0687]

yeah our childhood

[@pizzalover471]

Xdd

[@Kateverone]

Why is this the one thing that Kurtis finds? I had hoped this would stay buried in the deepest parts of my unconscious for the rest of eternity. And here we are

[@MILOEBA]

@@Kateverone it was fate

[@stickerskin5627]

my childhood was kuky.. loved him and i loved the movie,, but as a kid i never understood a word they were saying

[@mnjuna]

as a czech person who quite literally grew up watching Goat story - i find it so incredibly funny how i do get the refferences and kurtis does not. Mathews story is actually an adapted version of the Doctor Faust, which is a czech myth + it is actually said that the Charles bridge was built using eggs in the binding cement to last longer. Also I can't get over the fact of what names the dub gave the two main characters, cause it makes absolutely no sense :DD i very much enjoyed this film as a little kid and i think it was actually quite informative for my little brain back then. now i just think it's iconic and i still love it!

[@victorlolxd7347]

What About the sequal?

[@momikamoniken]

When Mathew enters his “haunted house” the guy passing by even shouts sth about Faust!

[@michalwaldhans2574]

Hi, Faust is originally german myth I believe.

[@juliashirokova8374]

what are they called in czech

[@fritz9144]

the legend of faust is a german myth

[@hanasan4845]

Honestly, I'm not gonna talk about this movie's plot and explain how it connects to Czech myths and legends, I bet tone of people already did, but I'll note - the English dub is the thing to firmly drill it into my head that Goat, is in fact, a woman. Because her original voice, IIRC, is pretty unisex, I believe she had a male voice actor in the Czech dub. It's a bit of a whiplash to see an English dub and Goat with such a clearly female voice. You know, as a kid, I thought she's a dude for a good half of the movie.

[@Dndmsm]

True😭

[@natalyajohnson9018]

Goat being male makes the milk drinking scene...interesting

[@_3_Hydrangea_3_]

In the sequel she has a male voice 🌚

[@faith9196]

“Once a loser, always a loser. Even if he eats caviar.” Can that be my senior quote?

[@therobotdevil2284]

Yes PLEASE

[@kurtisconner]

omg yes

[@bl4ck_st4rrr]

Please do it

[@saimy8636]

DO IT

[@idkdude1118]

You GOTTA

[@1Tako1]

No joke, this is actually the most ugly character design I've ever seen. Like how did they make something so ugly? Even those creepy animations on KZbin are miles better then this since at least I can actually watch them.

[@dimly2002]

Seriously...this movie is so...annoying,it seriously infuriates me lmao😭

[@keiragrant2859]

It’s worse than dr Suess illustrations and that makes me want to throw up

[@aleahdegroot3025]

@@keiragrant2859 hey don't hate on dr suess

[@oight]

@@keiragrant2859 the bravery u have for commenting this..... and ur right too.............

[@traitwopronounwncethess2566]

Honestly I feel like the character modeling is worse than food fight

[@undeadicecream8696]

This movie is the definition of "thanks, I hate it". I am traumatised.

[@animationwriter]

Hey! Czech girl here! I actually watched the movie several times in my childhood; in the original dabing, it is even more creepy. Like the goat has a strong man voice, originally. The thing with nudity is/was very common. I remember lots of kids' movies with pepees, boobs and butts. It ain't traumatising just funny for kids. Many czech households aren't so strict about nudity or bad dictionaries in movies.

[@Tyws14]

Yeah in the United States nudity is a lot more taboo and pretty much banned.

[@chloen2949]

Tbh the only good character was the skeleton playing the organ that’s it

[@hannaraschiversen3102]

For real they’re all ugly and unlikable but that guy was dope

[@mayumigarcia9445]

YEAH, LOL

[@riverstix8052]

If you watch it all there’s also a skeleton at the bar who kills herself when they run out of her favorite drink 😳

[@masonthejar8890]

dead inside but still lit

[@elijahwinchester6690]

@@riverstix8052 honestly mood.

[@maggietlhemagpie]

i am extremely uncomfortable with every single one of the women in this movie?? the men that animated this, i have an enormous amount of concerns

[@tartartaglia555]

what do you mean women don't have enormous breasts? that's grazy *looks at some Marvel and DC comics* oh

[@bigrat4780]

to be fair, every single character in this film can make anyone extremely uncomfortable lmaooo

[@accidiaet]

Yeah anyone sane has many concerns with these portrayals of women🙃

[@Wulfjager]

You know he smashed that goat previously, that's why she gets jealous of jemmy's interest in Katy's massive honkers

[@MothTheMenace]

I'm more concerned for their backs

[@juliettejones_]

It's been 3 years and I still cannot believe how good the music is at 26:31 like props to the composer

[@tayloro1900]

3:48 i saw a small flash if this before it cut to an ad and it us comparable to any jumpscare in fnaf thanks im in tears

[@BrokenButterflyspine]

LMAO

[@rae7864]

*ok so why does everything in this movie just look SO greasy and gross lmao... Absolutely horrifying*

[@sabinastepankova4619]

To be fair, everything in medieval Prague was probably greasy and gross...

[@zmc2680]

Young Severus snape

[@whytho8856]

they really didn't need to put so much greasy detail into the characters

[@billiebossanova8095]

Yummie mummiee baaabyxoxo right it’s almost scary

[@antischmid22]

@Inoffensive Name the other half was spent on boobs

[@illumikitty]

"It's because I'm a goat, isn't it?" _"Well, maybe a little bit"_

[@giasharie274]

Legit has the same energy as “It’s not because you’re a rabbit” Ghost stories dub

[@maliamoh3784]

this movie ruined my life

[@oublie-moi]

@@giasharie274 omg I was just thinking that xD lmaoo

[@zyoom8796]

Gia Sharie "but because you're black"😔

[@anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204]

i don't know..

[@OpalStar76]

The way Katy became an overnight Twitter ICON we Stan our busty queen 🤭 -giggles as nails fall out my bust-

[@Kubaak01]

To add some context as a Czech - this movie is pretty bad, but some of the things in it are a bit less weird for a native: - the devil playing cards: cards are known as "devil's pictures" here - the eggs falling off a cart: it's a legend about Charles bridge (that eggs were used in the cement - and it's actually confirmed by archaeological research!) - the hamster wheel: those were actually used as cranes back then - the nails: iron was quite expensive in middle ages so stealing them might made sense. And women's dresses didnt have pockets, so... - the blinding of master Hanuš: that's a part of the legend about Prague Astronomical Clock - the look of the characters: that's supposed to be homage to traditional Czech marionettes, which are often quite grotesque... its a bad homage tho - nudity and adult content: Czech fairytales and movies are like that more then they are in the west. We are all sick creeps here. But yeah, its a super bad movie.

[@Dr.Sunshine_MD]

I present to you: the characters of Goat Story 👩🏼 👷🏻‍♂️ 🧑🏻 👴🏻 🧒🏻 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🔴🔴 🐏 📜 ⏰ 🍆 🤺

[@saradrawsstuff]

Also 💀🎹

[@orangeoranges6727]

omg the effort you put into this? 😭👏🏼

[@bangchanIover]

AHAHAHAHH

[@chezattic]

PLS AHAHAHHA

[@joksizantos7520]

Boing

[@bysscanna]

This movie is so horrible but I just can’t look away..

[@arsen4l]

its like a car crash

[@delaney.morin01]

Wait till Kurtis finds out that there’s a sequel....

[@scububerry]

Thicc Daddy Thanos : IS THERE FUCKING ACTUALLY

[@sidneylasley3645]

Pretty much twilight

[@delaney.morin01]

Inconspicuous Name this is it kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJLRaIucjp1_psk

[@blanka9929]

As a Czech person, I agree, this movie is freaking weird and I don't like it. I just want to tell you, that the taking out the eyeballs of the old man is actually an old prague legend (the legend is like at least century old)

[@theanswerisyesmyfrend]

I am Czech to lol

[@fufutu6782]

5:15 It's true. At rhe medieval ages there was like hamster ball to help carry the enormous block of stone and there was a lot of people that died because it was unsafe. I discover that in a museum in France.

[@v1ntage_traveler]

If this movie is free. I don’t care what they say, I want my money back.

[@Justanotherpot]

Yeah, we should be paid damages for watching it.

[@kirbstompinn7162]

I’m dying from this comment

[@m.rsoda-can1868]

my therapist bills won't pay themselves

[@carlenscharles2903]

@@Justanotherpot I'm gonna give them a lawsuit for the damage they gave my eyes. One too many pounds of bleach :(

[@braelynwhiteside5953]

That’s actually how they were in the hole $500,000

[@0ptical315]

“This man is eating an entire Turkey” Ignores the man eating a live pig.

[@amorettaslove]

Timestamp?

[@little_r4t1945]

in the movie you can actually see this man more times and he's with the pig so i guess he's just raising it to eat it when it's full grown:))

[@b3z3jm3nny]

1000 Subscribers without any videos ? 6:50

[@jaaaime]

1000 Subscribers without any videos ? 6:50 - its not that far into the video lmao

[@soniamyers9402]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJLRaIucjp1_psk lol there a goat story 2

[@eatasock4134]

I love seeing all the Czech people in the comments telling the history and their experiences with this movie. It’s crazy as someone who has only seen this movie with my limited american knowledge seeing people describe it as a really good movie.

[@user-wk8ww8ou8e]

I had no idea people outside of Czech Republic knew about this movie 😭 This movie is based of Prague legends (for example the guy without the head playing horn or the Dr. Faust haunted house) and Czech people know these legends so they understand the movie more.. This movie is my childhood, I couldn’t imagine seeing this movie as a foreigner💀 I would also thing is weird af.

[@Davidmancz]

As a Czech i didn't even know that this movie was english dubbed

[@luhut7271]

hi!! a czech person here, we don't talk about this movie lol. we pretend it never happened.

[@user-xy6jo1io2t]

lmao true

[@zuzanapurova4598]

Yes lol xd

[@TheSamurai4ever]

I looked up the movie's page on Wikipedia, so is it true this movie is the most successful Czech animated film ever? 😂

[@krikinabro6622]

Hush...

[@Chris-oj5ce]

@@TheSamurai4ever whats the name i dont wanna rewatch lmao

[@tiredjedi]

this movie just FEELS illegal - like every scene is a crime against humanity itself

[@moonlover9650]

youre so right

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

Fr

[@peeperheeper4308]

I can very much agree

[@tatumfowler3603]

this feels like something i'd find in a ruined government lab at the center of a zombie apocalypse

[@aidanvanschaick886]

Agree

[@melsyoutube]

the impact this video has had on stan twitter… thank you for your service!

[@anonemos]

Fun fact: Czech slang word for breasts is "kozy", which means "goats"

[@hithere1150]

the fact that boob nails isnt the worst part of this movie is concerning

[@anistolewhat]

I agree nagito

[@unluckyrose]

I also agree, Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS

[@Kloudmeister]

And disturbing

[@Ferrtapologist]

Yes Nagito

[@shinobininjayt4798]

It really does disgust me...

[@agatabrozova786]

The thing is, goats (kozy) is a slang word for boobs in czech. So it seems to me that the whole movie is based on a terrible pun. Sorry.

[@adrienneczerni6516]

Katie is packing some genuine goats

[@DanielM-di3xl]

Uprimne? Myslím si že tento film robí veľmi zle meno pre Českú republiku

[@acedcoffee6934]

OMFG THIS IS TERRIBLY UNDERRATED

[@veronikakajosova6896]

@@DanielM-di3xl čítala som recenzie naň a trochu ma vydesilo aké boli pozitívne a koľko nadšených mamičiek tam písalo aký bol ten film super a ako sa páčil ich deťom.

[@toatakanuva4846]

Honestly makes sense

[@laurencantino155]

WE GETTING FISHY FISHY FISHY WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@AYVYN]

Making it stinky 😈😈😈

[@SonnySus]

Imagine how hard that movie could be if it was a serious drama (and a normal woman as a goat)

[@phi7534]

honestly the ending was very "tale of two cities", i could see it being very dramatic

[@renee9977]

"oh, fish in the mouth" is the funniest thing I've ever experienced and I can't come close to explaining why

[@meadowmint8646]

FINNALY someone gets it

[@moxarty3776]

LITERALLY EVERY TIME I THINKT ABOUT IT I CANT STOPSI&(&:

[@SymbioticSolutions]

The moment i composed myself from laughing uncontrollably about fish in the mouth I wanted to come to the comment section and write something just like the original comment but then thought I must be weird for laughing at it so much but now that i see this as the top comment i feel like we've discovered some kind of universal secret code to immediate uncontrollable laughter. Oh, fish in the mouth my earthling brethren.

[@shinratensei3878]

IAJSJJSKSKS IKR MOH FISH IN THE MOUTH 💀

[@persici2725]

Yoooo same

[@imaninamakhtar896]

When he said, 𝓸~ 𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓱 I felt that 😔

[@ldrsubs333]

𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚖𝚙

[@rowan_Bush]

emmxlee _ 17:58

[@benjiiss]

same 😔😔

[@alatuskai]

Actually 'Kozí příběh' can be translated as 'Boobs story' since its slang word for boobs in czech lol

[@thewarnerchannel7285]

The movie's hard to understand because, as the title says, it's "The old Prague legends" a good many of which about the clock which most people haven't seen. They're shaking horse carts of eggs into the cement because there's a legend that the Charles IV bridge had eggs mixed in it (there actually is an architectural technique of using eggs in cement, but it wasn't used in the Charles IV bridge). The legend of Hanus losing his eyes and breaking the clock is part of the local legends (though the clock wasn't actually built by Hanus, that was a misinterpretation of records) There's constantly imagery of skeletons and birds in a skeleton's mouth because the clock has a skeleton on it and there is a legend that when a knight was wrongfully imprisoned, he saw a bird perch in the skeleton's mouth when it opened during the hourly chiming, but when the chiming ended, the skeleton's mouth closed and the bird was trapped until it opened again the next hour. This was a good omen that the knight would be found innocent and escape the jaws of death, thus the skeleton and the bird in it's mouth became a symbol of hope. But if you don't know that story, all the skeleton's with birds in their mouths make no sense. The story of Matthew's deal with the Devil is plainly derivative of Doctor Faust (Latinized Faustus) lampshaded in the movie by him squatting in the Faust House, also located in Prague (though the historical doctor Faust would've lived later than when the clock was first completed) The headless guy blowing a trumpet is a reference to another figure on the clock which has since lost its head. Katie is a reference to a figure of a courtesan who bends over every hour to let you peak at her cleavage, hence the Praguian saying "Every boy over 12 knows the exact time in Prague!" When nails sometimes fall out of the figures and people step on them in the streets, the people of Prague will say "The courtesan must be keeping nails in her bodice!" hence the boob nails. In the original story, Matthew had more to do with the plot in that he and Jemmy were in a love triangle with Katie, and it was by Matthew's Satanic powers that Katie and the goat were magically swapped. The goat wanting to marry Jemmy because he milks her is also part of the story. It's a Faustian bargain for the goat as well because Matthew asks if she would like to switch places with Katie and the goat agrees, only to hang in Katie's place. Naturally, the goat surviving the hanging isn't part of the original folk tail, that was just added in this version to give it a happier ending. Everything past Faust House I made up

[@victorlolxd7347]

I dead a$$ believed the headless thing but the Katie part weirded me out because you know who would want a landmark of the Night?

[@hermionestranger4964]

"Would you like another nail?" is the female version of "are you lost, baby girl?"

[@justcallmebu]

As a Czech girl I'll use this only bcs of this comment

[@lilacbubble3589]

OMG HAHA

[@hanhan6316]

365 days made me want to puke

[@chlaciecc]

"ya want another nail, big guy?"

[@prageruwu69]

thanks i hate it

[@nosyDetective]

''So who's your favorite lgbt character in media?'' Me: ''The two guards at the bottom of the tower in Goat Story''

[@royalblanket]

@• K a t h y • Is that movies?

[@Sakurablossem3]

@@royalblanket she is from Adventure time

[@gerry7860]

@• K a t h y • oh are you talking about Marceline? i was confused the first time lol

[@kennythefrog1]

Or more precisely... the guard that bottoms.

[@dr.alphys]

@@kennythefrog1you genius!

[@screamingartist2673]

how did they hang a goat in a dress and not notice

[@OneAndOnlyFran]

If Prague isn't like this irl I'm not going there

[@caligardner9609]

If this is a children’s movie... then so is sausage party

[@nosleep9816]

Lol when i watched this movie as a child i don't remember it being this horny 😂

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

oh god that's gonna give me sausage party flashbacks

[@user-mk6fg6zl3c]

oh god i'm getting year 7 flashbacks

[@saccharinesikare]

oof i watched that when i was 7 and my friend threw up at one of the scenes but tbf ive always been ok with gore so-

[@Nathi98]

You're ripping open old wounds I'm still traumatised by that ending... and I was 17 when i saw it

[@AndroidFink]

"gets kicked out of the bar for being poor" Manswers was RIGHT

[@lemonsmug]

Top Heavy, LIKE A CHICK WITH GIANT JUGS

[@adaon2282]

This movie and manswers must have met

[@eliannadouglas3408]

BOOBS AND BEER!!!!

[@adaon2282]

Nina Goldberg 💀💀

[@teriskurova9140]

as a czech watching this video about a movie i grew up on made me realize how wierd this movie is. that is so funny

[@anngi2074]

As a person from Czechia I absolutely adored this movie. I also loved it more than other movies. I didn't care about the animation, I only cared about the jokes and story, it is not big deal guys!❤

[@ocfresh]

I watched this two weeks ago as an American and loved it. The curvature of the buildings and the haunted Halloween-ish themes were really unique. I also found the bizarre humor hilarious at times. Matthew and Katy were my favorites, I don't see why this movie gets so much undeserved hate!

[@paranoidandroid3804]

​@@ocfreshI've seen it in the cinema when I was 5 years old and loved it. I mean it was really scary and brutal but so thrilling for me, not like any other movie for children I've seen. Got no trauma from it, mainly thanks to happyend i guess but the whole experience from the cinema is surprisingly well burned into my memory lol

[@sheenamccown4766]

Certified. Cinematic. Slapped. 👏🏼

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

That was the most disturbing acid trip I’ve ever had.

[@rozirousova8405]

Welcome to my childhood hahah

[@taylerl8988]

Same and I've never taken acid

[@way2prettyig]

The movie writers and producers were literally like “fishy fishy fish making it stinky!”

[@giasharie274]

Tayler L Literally

[@ninavinterova9875]

Actually I find the 2000 Grinch almost as disturbing. Expect the Goat movie has medieval legends in it so it has violence.

[@ZVELUVV]

this is probably the worst and funniest movie you've ever reviewed.

[@weirdo66636]

it’s actually terrible i haven’t stopped thinking abt it help 👁 👁

[@ZVELUVV]

@@weirdo66636 there's a second one 😊

[@mothma_am]

@@ZVELUVV fucking pardon?

[@ZVELUVV]

@@mothma_am kzbin.info/www/bejne/paOvYZd5md2CY80 enjoy

[@JokerThaToker]

When you just want to comment for the first time and get 1400 likes by saying nothing.

[@seraphineclouser762]

26:21 OMG THEY KILLED RED RIDING HOOD

[@aliceliquorice713]

When I was 10 my Czech school organized afternoon screening of this movie in the local cinema and I remember I didn't find anything portrayed in the movie to be strange at all since I was not exposed to american culture/internet yet. If I were I could have gone see Wall-E instead. Btw I live in Prague now and the atmosphere of the movie is very accurate.

[@VM-po3jl]

Oh yeah, we don't like this movie in our country either. It actually made my niece cry. :))

[@maliamoh3784]

it made me cry inside

[@catz_guns]

Vendy that's very relieving to hear lol

[@audreybannister]

is it actually the most successful czech movie ever because i’m confused

[@lalafunnys]

Altoid Bazingá so it’s only ‘the most successful’ on a technicality? that’s almost too good to be true 😂😂😂

[@whitechs1225]

Thank you, we need closure.

[@doot7502]

Wanna know what’s even worse? There’s a second movie.

[@hotdogseven9589]

Wanna know what's even worse? There's a third movie.

[@dizzysaturn1096]

KURTIS, HEY KURTIS COME BACK IT AINT OVER IT AINT OVER!!

[@axelinerys3841]

NO

[@j4k3yy.y]

OH GOD NO-

[@kermitthefrog3874]

My eyes have already been cursed from this movie

[@user-yl7ip8go8u]

As a person from Czechia I have to say I really enjoyed this video. I think that probably every Czech kid saw this movie. Funny thing is that our teacher played this movie in school for us. And abt that thing with Hanuš and his eyes, this is a popular Czech legend, dunno if true. But yeah, great vid 🔥🔥🔥

[@mydlimydli]

In Czechia, we watched it normally as kids, i didnt even realized how scary, odd and traumatising it was. teacher even normally played it to us in school like it is nothing.

[@ven6525]

This entire movie is “the scene when your parents walk in” 💀💀

[@linq0_822]

DEADASS💀

[@laylajuarez8816]

ITS SO TRUE ITS FUNNY

[@lilacavalon796]

nooo 💀💀💀

[@vocacola]

LITERALLY LMAO 💀

[@ablob4034]

that is way to honest-

[@wumbe3520]

I can like, SMELL these characters, and it's bad.

[@myaccountfrom7thgradethatn44]

they smell like feet and my cats shit

[@llewelynshingler2173]

Guess the artists Made it Stinky

[@wumbe3520]

@@llewelynshingler2173 Big brain time

[@gh0ulkuromi5]

Wumbe Same... it’s like feet, old cheese, and dental rot. Ugh.

[@ediedee909]

they smell like peas

[@plaidhatter1674]

13:00 Look....i was like this once. Not anymore, but this did happen to me in 7th grade. Its not as unrealistic as you would think.

[@nanp545]

The gay guards and the bearded skeleton are the only salvageable parts of this movie jesus

[@PatchOfMoss]

I haven't watched the video yet and now I'm scared...

[@purna062vishi6]

@@PatchOfMoss its insane man

[@artificier9353]

the czech animators are really being woke for someone in their situation

[@finnstorck4993]

yeah right?! I want a film about just them

[@zuzanalovitt1325]

Gay? I’ve heard that supposedly we’re very homophobic

[@paadoxal]

shoutout to this movie traumatizing a whole generation of czech children

[@adelastastnova1208]

I forgot about it completely and now I'm reliving the trauma lmao

[@anamiosonami]

@@adelastastnova1208 Same lmao. I totally forgot this shit existed

[@anngelcakee]

I'm still having nightmares about this movie

[@belsnickel9568]

And American children because my dad bought cheap movies

[@paadoxal]

i wish i wouldn't remember hahah

[@Lily-xg1qq]

Why is nobody talking ab “I’m getting ready right by the window” and him ~fucking creaming his pants~

[@meghanthompson5255]

Watching this video while high is truly the funniest thing I’ve seen in all my 21 years

[@tayelorsdolans4495]

Between you, Danny Gooden , and Drew Gonzalez, this is the WORST MOVIE I’ve ever witnessed on KZbin

[@tommymarquardt2870]

This is worse than Ratatoing! How can someone go so wrong in life that they make a film WORSE than RATATOING?!

[@juliashirokova8374]

@@tommymarquardt2870 ratatoing is so boring of course anything will be weirder than ratatoing

[@KuthmanGames]

It... it took me too long

[@doritothedinocorn8595]

Little Italy

[@skunkrat01]

You have articulated exactly what I was thinking.

[@hernameisalive69]

The devil looks like the most sane character in this movie ngl

[@avaisnotok699]

hey btw i like ur pfp 🥺👋

[@MothEatingZombies]

he just wants to play cards my man

[@willows6114]

Same with the skeleton playing the organ

[@petrfedor1851]

I think it is soppouse to be so called "čert", basicly Lucifer´s minions whose goal is to bring sinners to hell and tempt people to become sinners. It is actually common trope in fairy tales there. Krampus is basicly scary version of that.

[@dead2519]

oh no- your profile picture✨

[@marinadawson4155]

I think I repressed my memory of this movie, but I remember one time I went to this girls house for a sleepover for her birthday. She was one of those sorta kids who was glued to the screen and watched every single movie you could think of. Her parents brought this one back from the clearance section of a Walmart I think, hoping that she’d never seen it before. After about 15 minutes of the movie this entire party of 10 year old girls were all so mortified of the movie we started screaming and crying. Her mom ripped the DVD from the blue ray player and I never got to find out how it ended. Thank you kurtis, now I can rest peacefully 🥲

[@AYVYN]

Don’t lie. You all loved this movie and sacrificed a goat afterwards.

[@CMPLT_PLYZ]

just discoverd your channel and i love it.. your hilarous bro i cant wait till u come to texas next time id love to see u live

[@emily-zj9oh]

Katie: where’s goat???? Jemmy: who do you think gave you the hang 😔😔😔😔😔😔

[@taratih]

I CAN'T NO-

[@kimberlygomez130]

HAHANSJQJDKAJQK

[@laurenwebber2690]

I-

[@lauram3267]

Best comment of the year 💀

[@farkleberry867]

Hahahahahahaha

[@kokepasu4583]

In the original story, the guy throws himself into the clock to kill himself and break it as revenge. So, apparently THAT was too mature, but the rest of it is okay lmao

[@genericname2747]

I don't understand why they thought that was the only thing that was too mature for kids

[@clownworldhereticmyron1018]

...brutal.

[@starviper1646]

666th Like 😁.

[@itslubia]

Hell yeah Mew Lettuce

[@captaincunt880]

Probably didn’t want to actually animate that situation. Empty eye sockets are easier to draw

[@KreeZafi]

Rewatching this after visiting Prague this summer really hits different

[@JonMax1999]

We need a Goat Story reanimated collab rn

[@princecharmling14]

The thing is. The animation models quality is really clear. But the models themselves are horrific.

[@Victoria-cm7yh]

They look like someone's collection of repulsive celebrity bobbleheads that have accumulated a decade's worth of grime and are now lying in a "free" box at the side of the road.

[@slowyourroll1146]

@@Victoria-cm7yh I imagined this and I can't stop laughing

[@nxon9274]

No wonder this comment had 666 likes

[@sugarjuice9459]

Jaydon Nixon it's a sign from the angels bro

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@Victoria-cm7yh The bobbleheads were all dipped in the cum jar

[@SolsticePeltier]

She was really offering to nail everyone and Kurtis missed it wtf

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

Tweet to him about it

[@haylauryn]

I know, I was like... how did he miss that VERY obvious joke

[@anacaeiro1049]

Exacly!

[@johnmobley9369]

Jacksepticeye explained how his jokes work and it’s that when he’s with his friends he’s at the top peak of comedy but when he’s trying to do it for a video and there’s no one physically in the room he’s struggling so maybe that’s Kurtis too

[@lpsquestie3495]

Please don't whoosh me, but I don't understand. I'd it because she's a thot or...

[@dresha8026]

This video is unironically one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

[@morgandaugherty1738]

3:30 HE MEETS MATTHEW IN THE BEGINNING????

[@whatever56567]

The Goat loved Jemmy more than Katy ever could. Let’s call it what it is.

[@whytho8856]

it's not that jemmy didn't want to marry goat because she was a goat. he didn't want to marry her because she didn't have tiddies😔

[@cafangytang1700]

why tho? oh i love that lol

[@xavierwilliams5243]

B...b...b... beastiality

[@naegomez2913]

we live in a society

[@user-je2qk4yr5c]

why tho? She did! He was milking them in the beginning so he knows they’re out and about

[@khloed6572]

this movie smells bad. not the characters, the actual movie.

[@sugarr.magnoliaa]

H Corwin this is a gold comment 10/10 haha

[@myaa9648]

The characters probably do too

[@sophiaspyropoulos5663]

It smells of egg

[@IsidoraFaundez-ku9qq]

I always randomly remember this review so i came to watch it after more than 2 years again. Just wanting to say i appreciate all the skits Kurtis does to elaborate in his jokes lmao

[@OffTheWagons]

This is my favorite video of yours, it's unhinged and I keep coming back to it

[@JanieBee]

Ok but why does everyone that was literally rooting for her death start to go "aw" seconds after her death

[@dankdatsouljaboi]

They saw goat's hooves. Also, how tf did goat get those giant ass breasts?

[@stovepipe7773]

@@dankdatsouljaboi heads of cabbage that were painted

[@dankdatsouljaboi]

@@stovepipe7773 I realized that after I posted the comment.

[@kaledoublescope]

@@stovepipe7773 I thought it was watermelon lol

[@dankdatsouljaboi]

@AngxlsLyrics builds well, it was something large, green, and round

[@lunacyalive2418]

Could I use Express VPN to make this movie NOT available to me?

[@swine13]

Yeah, so use the vpn to send a url of this youtube video (specifically this one) to yourself with your own email account, but delete the email before you read it. The logical inconsistency of having deleted an unread message that you have read should create a temporal rift in space time. Now this rift won't stay open long, so you have to move quickly, but grab a physical copy of this movie and Frisbee it into the rift before it shuts. If done correctly, you should have just erased all memory of that object. Be careful not to throw anything else, or let anything that shouldn't go near the rift be there. I used to have a beautiful pet Quezeezee called "Charlotte" and I tried this rift trick (I was trying to get rid of hang nails), and before I could react, my beautiful Charlotte jumped into the rift and in a blink was gone forever. And you might say "what is a Quezeezee?" To which I will say: this ought to highlight just how severe the consequences of misusing a rift can be... If it fails to erase the memory, you either missed your throw (well done, you) or you probably don't have yourself added as a secure contact in your own address book. In which case, what are you even doing with your life?

[@whytho8856]

@@swine13 this is very educational, thank you

[@pigeonbraine]

LMFOABDJDH

[@chealseadaniels7208]

@@swine13 that's something Sean lock would say

[@wendigobella6289]

Actually yeah, you could

[@Ilikegarlicbread69]

I love how Kurtis doesn’t even bother to talk about the fact that Goat is slowly becoming an alcoholic the entire movie 😭

[@nikcaorlichova]

Just want to say something as a Czech person. You said it at the beginning but then forgot about it - it’s about tales and legends from old Prague. So, putting eggs into the bridge - legend, poking out Hanuš’s eyes - legend, Dr. Faust - legend (and also very known book character originally from Germany who signed a contract with devil), headless man with horn - legend. It’s just that the movie wasn’t originally meant to go abroad. But it’s still really scary, ngl😅