I've Eaten This OVER 10,000 Times

[@connormcdonald5075]

finally, someone making simple food for the everyday working man!

[@TrustMeIKnowThings]

“Some beef I got on sale at Walmart…so I stock up when I go to Target” lol

[@josebarsofire2953]

“I’m a chill dude I like to keep it simple” *Inserts A5 Olive Wagyu*

[@KosongIce]

Don't act smart just because you want to say something. That ain't olive wagyu.

[@imboredahh]

but that is wagyu @@KosongIce

[@henry_does_art1808]

@@imboredahh It’s walmart steak. Do you have ears?

[@hawaiidispenser]

That's what happened, yep.

[@badrmods]

​@@henry_does_art1808 He was sarcastic... its a wagyu

[@badicusvibesimus182]

This will go great as a side with my one-pot six-pan 10-wok 25-baking sheet dinner.

[@Liliphant_]

😂

[@_sir_reginald]

hell yeah holding it down for the 15min meal gang ✊

[@brady57277]

Always cooking the steak on the mysterious wood thing

[@etowngftddummy]

Lmao it's just to prevent the pan from burning the cutting board/table. It doesn't do anything else as much as he'll try to claim it's a bluetooth burner or something

[@ripfrickingben]

​@etowngftddummy wdym it's definitely a bluetooth wooden burner

[@2010Failbrids]

@@etowngftddummyyou think his pan stays hot enough to cook a steak without a burner underneath? 😂😂

[@grizzly6153]

🤦‍♂️

[@grizzly6153]

@@2010Failbrids🤦‍♂️

[@thiennguyen9747]

i following the voice over instruction, searing 60 each, flip about 4 times, after that the other cows came over and congratulate me by saying "well-done"

[@greggibson4770]

“I like to keep it simple, so I start with a black garlic honey.” 😂

[@bigbang5321]

“30 days”

[@memegod2872]

a true man's man's girlfriend's dog's husband's wife's nephew's second removed goldfish's kinda meal 10/10

[@vic.q]

I swear you can hear him hold back the laugh around the "private chef" part 😂

[@Sebidkk]

Ciabatta from France hit me every time dude xD

[@robduxk2555]

Must be simpler and quicker than getting it from italy: hot tip

[@myselfotaku9188]

It's very simple indeed 😋😋

[@fanfaretloudest]

Your lines always have little audio "easter eggs" like the walmart/target one. So much fun to listen for!

[@jessiejustiss2311]

Will you make a video on how you cook your steaks on a grill? Particularly if you were going to meal prep for 3 to 4 days.

[@ChubbyPopChaser]

Where can i buy that burner..

[@jeffmather728]

Just in case anyone was wondering im his billionaire client and my favorite meal is buffalo hot wings with a smoked old fashion and churros for dessert but he hates making that.

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

"Take the steak i got from Walmart" "I just stock up at Target" 🤔

[@EzraOConnor-ui4cm]

So you’ve eaten A5 wagyu 10,000 times, your parents are working really hard huh.

[@FatPasta]

I love how these videos beat at the food influencers or those DYI dudes with $200k worth of tools

[@lahellight4337]

how is his pot/pan getting hot? seems like he's putting it on wood

[@jakuburban6289]

I made this yesterday and it was delicious

[@dnyce2083]

How are you cook the food? What’s that foldable thing you always use?

[@Vengeance10164]

Wireless grill.

[@TaylorG0014]

The jalepenero jam 😂💀

[@IvanTaran1]

"I'm a chill dude so I like to keep it single" In a 1 minute video, 30 seconds in, never tasted any of the ingredients, and never heard of most of them 💀

[@143685753ton22y]

BABE WAKE UP THE GOAT POSTED

[@daltonlowes1]

That looks phenomenal

[@jrsilva85]

What are you cooking it on?

[@hennysmith]

What kinda bluetooth whichcraft is your "stove" made out of. Im guessing you just take it off of a real stoce for a couple of seconds to film the clip but even that seems like it wouldnt work everytime

[@vihangamage9365]

why are his knife skills so damn good

[@b.johnathanwarriorinagarde7980]

The chaos and lies in this video serve a higher purpose.

[@MrTraveller.]

Senpai Kai Hits Different

[@KealanJamesBrady]

Kai. 1. Where can we get that swagyu. 2. What is that little mat, how does it work, and how can I get one. Cheers

[@CrustaceousB]

Was the inspiration for this video a certain bald and very kind individual living in Japan? Because your voice in this reminds me so much of him.

[@stalin208]

Have fun explaining this to your bank.

[@hansjorgstengelmair1948]

One year has 1000 days

[@aravartanian7578]

New to this channel. What on earth is he cooking on top of? A wood block with some kind of ring on it? What kind of sorcery is this?

[@Harbor420]

What is the difference between garlic and black garlic? Ive heard its sweetness. If it is, i gotta sandy that would be ONPOINT for such a flavy flav

[@bbrainstormer2036]

This video is a joke, but black garlic is just garlic that's been aged

[@donmarchini43]

What is that wooden burner-looking thing?

[@x_star6100]

man walmart are you going to 😭

[@qosmic100]

Is that a wireless cooking device? I don't see it connected to anything.

[@gary-v5q]

Goddamn magic cooking trivet

[@aceee4386]

Non-binary garlic 0:12

[@Dr.Gonzo-]

I just want to say...that I've been clued in to this channel on a casual level for a couple years now. And I love how it's gone from general high-quality cooking content to basically internet cooking memes with a twist in a relatively short time. It's not unrecognized or unappreciated. This comment is A5 wagyu btw.

[@alfredocalderon8994]

What is that thing you use to heat your food?

[@AppleUser1111]

If you eat it once a day then it would have taken you about 27.5 years…

[@EvanGeorgeR]

Yo, just a lil suggestion as a video editor. Think it’s worth putting captions towards the top or bottom of the frame instead of the center. You spend the time to get a pretty shot and just stick text over it, plus I think it draws attention away from the actual cooking. Just a thought, keep it up!

[@TheGuyWhoIsSitting]

I think I might try the jalapeño jam.

[@minthecarpenter6458]

“I keep it simple” *Proceeds to get out fucking wagyu and black garlic, then torch it*

[@jannis-geldmacher]

Eggs do give you estrogen in minute amounts if the chickens are corn and soy fed.

[@BusStopProductions.]

Happy 🕯️ Kawanzza!i

[@sacredlegendz1075]

Can we get a lie counter?😭

[@Bl1tz3r]

Preventing Kids from saying first👍

[@ammara7601]

haha lol

[@EwesInYourBrainz]

not quite peak absurdity but hot damn its close

[@jameswozny1997]

Wouldn't that mean you have eaten it 3 times a day? 10,000 times, at once a day, comes up to about 27 years.

[@TJG15]

Was this uploaded twice 😮

[@bonquaviusdingle5720]

This video can't be real if he ate that every day for all those years he'd be dead from a heart attack

[@Negniwret]

bro if he ate that every day, it'd be the only thing he does

[@RosiYYAP]

Ok but like it does look fire though

[@khabbad]

😂 love it!!!

[@yefos420]

In todays economy??? I'll stick with my 2 dollar grilled cheese

[@grawakendream8980]

that means you've eaten twice a day every day since you were ten years old if my maths right

[@rellstorri]

I don’t like he said he got the steak from Walmart but then said he stocked up everytime he went to target…. Traitor

[@jadusiv]

That doesn’t look like Walmart steak… nice marbling

[@MyNuggetSoft]

I wonder if this guy knows that heart disease is a leading cause of death

[@khabbad]

This whole thing is satire, it’s a joke. That steak looks like Kobe or wagyu definitely not from Walmart not to mention the rest of the process. It’s mean to be a joke that a 100 dollar sandwich

[@bmxrider8188]

Simple they say ... Black Garlic and Wagu they say

[@SwiftyDeejay]

What the hell is that cooker I can’t find it anywhere and you never list it in your gear

[@futurfry]

Your poor arteries man 😔

[@kevinnelson2800]

You stock up on Walmart steaks every time you go to Target?

[@ANewEvilRising]

He's a personal chef for a billionaire? That's dope

[@salmon.enthusiast]

He also buys that Walmart brand wagyu at Target

[@Omnibushido-]

@@salmon.enthusiast He’s so humble 😩

[@elliotkim2349]

are you a private chef

[@dbone3356]

Why have I seen this one before? Oh. I guess maybe it had 7 seconds shaved off and uploaded as a short?

[@Xoxo-Raccoon]

Yea.. Simple...😭

[@bonusmeme4691]

10,000 - (365 * 10) = 6350 The numbers don't add up my guy. Tell me, where did those sandwiches come from? Surely those weren't the sandwiches you were supposed to give to the homeless, were they?

[@misse2013]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DeadT.V3]

😂 asians are funny little things.

[@lusteraliaszero]

we spread a little misinformation

[@WestSyde303]

Fuck Walmart and target he says both

[@michaelhartley8426]

Eggs for extra estrogen?

[@chips700]

Everyday for 10 years?😅 If its true, it sound so boring. There are so much tasty things in this world. Also who tf struggles this much for a sandwich in the morning before work lol

[@UAintGotNoYeezys]

That steak looks cheap, too much white stuff and not enough red/brown.

[@matthewrogersmusic]

We cannot trust anything he says

[@ethantong4271]

repost smh

[@lawrencedarmawan3164]

w28

[@hhh-ul2uu]

All the 'trolling' in this video pissed me off ngl

[@dark2000king]

What’s that a sugar sandwich 🤢 🤮

[@WallOrange]

you think people would do that? go on the internet and tell lies?

[@FNigslol]

Its pathetic how unoriginal this community is

[@kindnessasgreatasthesea1158]

No. Too much work. Too expensive.

[@petegreen-jr7kf]

I have zero idea to believe any of the things that you say lol. You said you always buy beef when it's on sale at Walmart and then the same sentence you say meat that you bought from Target lol. The way you casually say things makes me both believe you but also question you lol

[@ASofterDayHere]

Gay guy

[@pranavdoddi]

First (prevent this)

[@kyugreywolf6801]

WHAT IS SIMPLE ABOUT THIS

[@3s0teric-q3v]

Go back to feeding the homeless

[@JohnDoe-xo2yf]

Shitty utility grade beef

[@allnamesaretakenb4]

This was dumb. "Dont recommend channel"

[@matty4351]

someone's jealous of his 6 pack