I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up [...is this art?]

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Chart by Cryptrik available here: • [CH] I've Fallen and I...

[@BandiPat]

"The penis made me stop!!" - JasonParadise, 2018

[@Cryptrik]

the penis is too strong

[@artuswalker2199]

I was going to comment that xD

[@briannowack4077]

Can't wait for you to add that line in your next meme chart. Lmao.

[@92jwiener]

"THAT'S A LOTTA PENIS"

[@richardjones8846]

It only makes it better

[@Cheeto_Fingerz]

For anyone who's wondering, the original song is "The Fall" by Blue Stahli. Dude is an absolutely incredible techno-rock artist, I'd highly recommend you go check him out if you've never heard his music before.

[@dragondecomposition296]

100% Agree. Blue Stahli is amazing and is definitely worth checking out!

[@StinkyBread96]

Well that answers my comment. I thought I heard Blue Stahli lmao. Damn I got a good ear.

[@Cheeto_Fingerz]

AWS Germany Same here!! That's exactly what I thought right at the beginning 😂

[@tjg121389]

I only knew ULTRAnumb before this, but this sounded good too. I'll have to check that song out.

[@jonthulhu]

He’s signed on Celldweller’s independent record label FiXT, both are Definitely awesome

[@Cryptrik]

Thank you SO much for playing my chart, Jason! You've made my entire week!

[@ocksie]

We should thank you for charting it

[@Kanakravaatti]

goddamn soundclown

[@rapid_meme_god]

This video is making my day

[@zilverlazarus2900]

You gotta make more. For a first chart, it was so good. Keep the memes flowing : D

[@SuperTom0111]

Have you sent this to Blue Stahli? He'll probably love it

[@dashiethebunny]

5:22 That's probably the most realistic reaction I've ever seen to listening to a song you love when suddenly, it changes to Despacito.

[@JacklynBurn]

What if the song that I love that I'm listening to is already Despacito?

[@wprod9696]

Good question my friend...

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

And then it changes into a Rick roll

[@venomous2die4]

To be honest, I actually liked the guitar riffs in the B/G and would love to find that version of Despacito. I hadn't heard it enough for me to be appalled by it so a metal version of the song would be nice.

[@unpixelatedpixel7394]

I'm actually angry about how good that was!

[@Ninetails2000]

The mixing is absolutely legendary. If it weren't for the obvious memes and YTPMV-isms, this could realistically be a legitimate mix for a club or something.

[@MyoticTesseract]

“Blue Salami and the Prosciutto Pals” I’m dying

[@kevinalbarn120]

best name on the fucking life ♥

[@HellCorps]

Blue Sahli become Blue Salami.......

[@chaoticneutral1090]

is this art? idk but the thumbnail sure is

[@galacticblueprint-1]

*WHEN WILL THAT DAMN THING TURN ON?!*

[@Nell-r0se]

Did you know that there are actual bands that try to capture this kind of chaos and genre shifting on purpose? See: Priapisme, Mr bungle, Stolen babies, Pin-up went down

[@Grantofglyn]

5:28 *Despacito starts playing* Jason: *looks crushingly disappointed*

[@wulfricr7635]

From happy at Mambo No. 5 to depressed at Despacito 😂

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

Nobody like cause it's at exactly 100

[@MinecraftPlayer-nw5kq]

The_Nuclear_Winter Jason: *proceeds to call this despacito 2*

[@ashtongerard1940]

Lol

[@Jukantos]

With a Blue Stahli Mashup EVEN DESPACITO sounds good

[@KingSizeUGP]

And it's this guy's first ever chart too! Mad respect, Cryptrik!

[@Cryptrik]

[@NerdAndANoob]

Dude you killed it! I look forward to seeing wtf you come up with :D

[@garystinten9339]

New genre old song. ie, different style to old classic.

[@SurgingSpecs]

wtf i couldve sworn this would be a bandipat /cosmiclatte chart its that top tier

[@drakecleland453]

The layers of memes was like a 5 layer cake but halfway down it becomes lasagna

[@Me497]

HORY SHEIT

[@tristenbailey8442]

so at first, the memes were sweet, but they ended up cheesy? Eh, eh, get it? Because of the cake and lasagna parts of your comment?

[@mephilesthedarkfalcon8708]

Hey both are still good though

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

@@Me497 OH MY GOOOOOD

[@dakotacarter3k]

That Mambo No 5 section needs to be its own song holy hell

[@itsnottylor4011]

Dakota Smash3k I was thinking the same thing

[@StatelessDog22]

Now here are some people I can agree with

[@headphones_guy777]

Hell yeah

[@rhysjonsmusic]

I need this in my life

[@Cloudburst37]

Papi The Harpy we need a little Monica in our lives

[@SZB]

So far, my favourite JP video. Rock on dude!

[@erikthefoxmechanic8376]

Don't put "JP" as it's an acronym for "Japan" and "Japanese" and instead actually spell it out completely.

[@hockeypro11]

@@erikthefoxmechanic8376 L + ratio

[@lucasbrucas9632]

This ones going in the "Real Music" playlist

[@JasonParadise]

Hey everyone! Over the last few days I've been switching over to a new computer. Unfortunately, I've had to deal with a few tech issues. Those should hopefully be all taken care of now... so back to regular uploads! My mic in this video gets a bit rough at points. That'll be fixed moving forward. Thanks for understanding the tech issues I've been having! Enjoy this new meme track from Cryptrik!

[@kadengriffin7398]

JasonParadise hey Jason just wanted to say I love what u do and keep it up bud

[@mywaterisdampgaming2725]

JasonParadise great vid I laughed so hard I don't know why

[@noahpreuss2795]

Glad to hear you're back to regular uploads.

[@kingkorn348]

JasonParadise good job Naaaaaaiiiiiiil!

[@caspianhorlick4529]

I literally said "STOP" when the Despacito started, and then I realised that we'd discovered Despacito 2, and proceeded to laugh instead

[@bttrl8thnspncr]

Just after the "Aw crap" played, my Bluetooth earbuds died. And I almost pissed myself laughing.

[@lepurpleboi3266]

A final message from your ear buds

[@DXAshram]

5:29 And right about here you can see the light die from Jason's eyes.

[@daturk3y264]

5:10 ThE pEniS MaDE mE StaHp!

[@artemefimov8215]

@@nathanpelham1433 WHYYYYYY?

[@OverseerCave]

Artem Efimov FBI OPEN UP

[@TheRubeoHagrid]

"The penis made me stop" Paradise, Jason. 2018.

[@Theminecraftian772]

You know, I've been feeling depressed recently, so I decided to watch some more of your stuff, and while it didn't cure it, it does help. Thank you Jason, It means a lot to me that you put these out here for people to see and enjoy. I look forward to seeing some new stuff, whatever it may be, now that you're back.

[@JasonParadise]

Glad it helps in some way. Appreciate the support. Rock on, dude. You got this 🤘

[@MonkeyMotel]

“The penis made me stop!” - JasonParadise 2018

[@pixelwanderer1962]

"Does that qualify as a meme chart?" *It more than qualifies*

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Help! Oh help! I'm in horrible, horrible, agonizing pain I've fallen... Fallen in love with your beautiful eyes haha what's good

[@zainsm6460]

I’m 12 so uhhhhhhhh FBI OPEN UP

[@alucardfu2]

4:53 *By far the best mashup I've heard...* *HOW DO THEY GO SO WELL!?*

[@TomiixStarslasher]

What is the mashup?

[@theunwelcome]

I recognize the Mambo No. 5, but what's it mashed with?

[@kangaroo6913]

this isn't art. it's the song of my people edit: the penis made me stop

[@adamkaban8507]

It's a sandwich

[@maidenmetal787]

It's a masterpiece

[@lobstercortex]

It's... advanced art.

[@hanamizuno0625]

Its modern art

[@nelsonjoppi]

4:53 PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE A FULL SONG OF THIS VERSION OF MAMBO 5

[@GreyDevil]

Someone better add the quote "The penis made me stop" from Jason to a song now....

[@THEELEMENTKH]

Man, your face when you realize despacito is playing always cracks me up. You're awesome

[@noahbrooks1991]

That Despacito 2 sounded ...fine

[@MrWitteman10]

i want to know who made it

[@hairohukosu433]

Hell Im not one for that kind of music but I unironicaly liked that mashup

[@CRMSNEXCLBR]

MortumInfinitum Said his mama.

[@JoshRiffMonster]

Actually D:

[@davecrupel2817]

....grrrrrrrr.......

[@Aguyontheinternet]

The JasonParadise Drinking Game: take a shot everytime Jason says "penis."

[@robbe2647]

A guy on the internet Or anytime the word penis is mentioned in ANY of his vids, whether it be in the song or jason says it. Synonyms like dong or dick also count, you won't be able to live through a single meme chart that messes with the lyrics of a song

[@non1534]

4:53 (for my future reference, it’s my favorite part)

[@kinzley19]

Every so often, this video resurfaces in my recommended. And I absolutely love it.

[@hyliasknight]

I look it back up maybe twice a year

[@MetallicD3ath]

I never would have thought Despacito 2 would be that much better than the original. That was dope, Cryptrik makes some sick stuff. ...wait, this isn't the same Cryptrik I thought I knew. Case stands, Cryptrik makes some sick stuff.

[@MetallicD3ath]

Quick update for anyone curious, the channel I was thinking of was Cyranek kzbin.info

[@KelltheTitan]

Wait, the Airhorn guy? Jesus, I haven't seen his stuff in my feed in a long time. I've got a lot of meme shite to catch up on.

[@elmostacho8452]

What's deapacito 2? I only know one

[@lithiumwyvern_]

You expected the airhorn guy who also makes music videos for mashups on Soundcloud, instead you got a member of SiIvaGunner. Big upgrade in my opinion.

[@croncherss3315]

Technically, the popular Despacito is the second recording. The remix is the second recording, with Justin Bieber. So *despacito 2 has been under our ears this whole time*

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

👀

[@Jakethesnake2211]

I didn't expect a Blue Stahli meme chart. I don't know how to feel about this.

[@sirflowers1222]

We all know Bret is a little crazy, he'd probably like this

[@sirflowers1222]

Here we encounter a wild Bret roaming the comment section. Looking forward to your future work, The Devil album was amazing

[@thenewlifeofme]

bluestahli yas I love your music man

[@Horseshoecrabwarrior]

Well, I guessed it was when I saw the artist was "Blue Salami and the Prosciutto Pals" and I was pleasantly confirmed.

[@Jakethesnake2211]

Horseshoecrabwarrior Honestly I didn't notice the artist name until half way through. My clue was the thumbnail for the song.

[@HollowGolem]

The best memes are the ones that take you by surprise.

[@CatPianoClassics]

This is batshit insane.

[@jackharris6497]

in other words it is definitely art (there is a school of art called absurdism)

[@Ryan_C5555]

"This is frickin cool!" Said while a Dragonforce solo is playing. Got ya now, Jason.

[@finnplays0]

Wait what DragonForce song is it

[@UnOc2]

The first freestyle segment sounded incredibly good and I need more of it. Damn you, meme charts! You and your implementation of random shit that's hardly discernable!

[@alphaw1457]

Interior Crocodile Alligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

[@fgsdfadedsd801]

Screw the Mona Lisa, this is true art.

[@nickhueper2906]

I’d totally screw Mona Lisa

[@williamsmith-l.4201]

@@nickhueper2906 is that a JoJo reference?

[@nickhueper2906]

Afro Reaper No I’m not a weeb

[@williamsmith-l.4201]

@@nickhueper2906 fair enough

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

@@nickhueper2906 Okay Yoshikage Kira

[@jackturner127]

I love how he immediately stops rocking out the moment Despacito starts playing.

[@landalorian3198]

I’ve fallen from laughter and I can get up because I’m dying of laughter.

[@Nitreon0978]

"This is like the despacito of the early 2000's. Now it's actual despacito!" - brown man

[@alexchristensen3487]

I love how when Despacito 2 started Jason just had this pained look on his face

[@SatinFoxx]

With the level of some of these edits I swear these people could make genuine music that would be amazing.

[@jassassinator0019]

Lowkey wish that this meme version was an actual thing cause that went hard as hell. Currently listening to the original song and it’s freaking awesome

[@Artakha9000]

I’ll be honest, this unironically slaps.

[@marcusdranz]

That name, though. "Blue Salami and the Prosciutto Pals". I love it.

[@sayethvexus8332]

It's amazing how much harder Fury of the Storm is when it has I Love Rock and Roll mixed into it.

[@void1634]

4:54 is actually amazing, i need a full version of just that.

[@scarfacefan19]

Dammit Jason! First you get me into Ghost and now Blue Stahli! One reason i love your channel! I find new music! Much appreciated man! Great mashup Cryptrik!

[@benmoody02]

I swear the chart in the first bit of the song was jordan.....

[@elairyx]

"Somebody once told me the bait is gonna troll me, I ain't the biggest guy on the plane ~" 😂👌 EDIT: 0:59

[@PlutoDarknight]

I was looking kind of dumb with my finger and my thumb in the shape of a hook on my belt loops

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

*that Bane is gonna troll me

[@Th3birdman333]

Help I've fallen over from laughter and I can't get up!

[@TakavaNirhii]

"I've fallen... and I choose NOT to get up!"

[@B0RI_]

When you have a music taste: what the hell is this song called I've fallen and I can't get up When your into memes: oh yea I love this one song play it 5 times more

[@purpleemerald5299]

Boris TR When you have taste for both: *_ORGASMS._*

[@auxdafox2986]

My name is now ingrained in the video, I can die happy now. This was such a fun stream man! Thanks for all the great content!

[@treykeele4578]

The long haired prince has returned and we must praise the lawd! PRAISE LAWD PARADISE CHILDREN!!!!!!

[@ObviousHUN]

The Despacito part was lowkey the best remix I ever heard of the song. It was actually enjoyable

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

Despacito: _plays_ Jason: _stares into the camera with undeniable suffering in his eyes_

[@lucasbrucas9632]

0:37 I call Jordan meme

[@haqashaq]

I’ll never stop being amazed at watching this guy get genuinely surprised by crazy tempo changes and impossible button combinations, all while maintaining a 4x rating

[@RisingJericho]

Someone for the love of god show this to Bret of Blue Stahli

[@doma7572]

no WAY

[@purplegill10]

He saw it. He even commented here offering a minor correction where he said he only said penis 56 times in the actual song

[@SmokeyOwOs]

@@purplegill10 dammit I can't find it

[@purplegill10]

@@SmokeyOwOs Same :(

[@SonOfNone]

Dude, I have so many memories from your channel- 2017 to 2018 especially. I was super sick with an idiopathic disease- constantly in the hospital and sometimes having surgery. These videos helped keep me anchored to sanity; to hunanity. Weird, right? But it's true. I remember having just been released from a nasty survey, anesthetic still in my IV as they were removing it, and I saw "Through the Tables and Memes" had just dropped. I was in heaven. Thanks for all the great times Jason. I hope you're doing great these days.

[@NintenJoe09]

I'll tell you exactly what this is: My new ringtone

[@Jalbesbe]

Watching just the notes for awhile then looking away is so trippy

[@exorose60]

God Blue stahli is such a good musician. I remember buying the devil the day it came out, so good that he is getting more noticed he is such an underrated artist. 💙

[@ZRogers91]

I come back to this video often. This was so well made. It really is art. I wish it was on Spotify

[@sethkraai9075]

Closing in on 1,000 comments! That's awesome! I've always had a thing for the superleggera, like the one on the thumbnail. A beauty of a car, for sure, especially in that green.

[@maniac4bricks499]

This is my third time listening to this video, and only now did I realize 0:37 has Jordan snuck in.

[@Creeper-ez4kn]

Why isnt his laugh a meme yet

[@TheSonicShoe]

I don't know why this dudes videos keep showing up in my recommended vids, but now I'm subscribed.

[@IamT1de]

This is pure brilliance

[@charlottebarlow226]

I don't play guitar nor play guitar hero but I am absolutely obsessed with watching this guy's videos! :D Keep em coming dude!

[@JasonParadise]

Doing my best to! Thanks for the support and glad you're enjoying the vids! 🤘

[@MomoGobboYT]

Your laugh is a national treasure

[@jakethefox9439]

I’ve got to hand it to both the original artists and their properties, as well as the person who made this and, finally, the channel for performing this

[@JonathanRobertAlexander]

We need someone to take your reaction to the Soulless 4 part and turn it into a gif.

[@ZephyrusAsmodeus]

Somebody needs to list off all the songs and references in this x3 bet it'd be a long ass list. By far my favorite meme chart ever

[@satinsguard]

Blue Stahli (the original artist of this song) brought me here.

[@willallen3091]

This song keeps coming up on my suggested and for some reason I can't resist watching it. Not even mad. Keep it up Jason!

[@zilverlazarus2900]

Happened on the first ever Paradise stream I attended. I am so glad I was there for this ^^ Great meme and many more to come xD

[@rpk7330]

0:48 "No one cared who i was till ive put on the mask"

[@IStealYourZs]

3:21 best part No, not of this video, of KZbin

[@Sincarii]

I’m obsessed with Interior Crocodile Alligator having that killer guitar in the back.

[@Pc_98_Fan]

Siiva: i do the best high quality rips Bluestahli: hold my beer

[@jackdog06]

Fallen from grace and I can’t get up.

[@mobslayer9919]

The best meme mix ever. The sounds just go soo well together.

[@MichaelStrawn_I_am]

3:24 This song is called: Initial D intro.

[@dakotaclose7304]

Its not the intro, its a Eurobeat song called "Gas Gas Gas"

[@Yoshifan305]

That Mambo #5 part was so great, I need it

[@3at_my_4sskilla_queen_squa28]

This is pretty dank 👌

[@DJ-wr9fd]

i swear this needs to be on spotify and i'd bump this so much

[@wwewtf456]

5:48 - 6:07 it that an actual song? Because I love that part!

[@hedgehogsonic11]

wwewtf456 Fallen by Technikore and MOB

[@neiloch]

That one looked genuinely fun opposed to just being a hellscape

[@BlueStamp_]

2:45 what is that from? It’s been stuck in my head for months!

[@cap1234]

Sorry this is late man, but that’s I love rock n roll by Joan Jett

[@ytsejam58]

Honestly the middle part is what made this video. So many good things going on

[@mr.bootleg424]

"The penis made me stop!" - Jason Paradise Coming to a meme chart near you!

[@thestorebror62]

It's been ages since this came out, and it's still my single favorite video on youtube, because one, you're hilarious to listen to Jason, and two, cryptrik made one hell of a track, even if it's a meme, it's just.... So good!

[@JasonParadise]

Thanks for the long time support 🤘❤

[@TheYoshiller5]

@@JasonParadise dl broken :c

[@asebeleketo1466]

that PPAP actually sound fine

[@Raenafyn]

It's probably too much to hope that the snippet with Mambo Number 5 is actually a remix somewhere, huh? That part sounded really great! Overall, great chart with lots of silliness as well as genuinely nice sounding parts!