i've lost all self-control...

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vampirechicken

vampirechicken

Күн бұрын

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@DanielYu-nu1bg
@DanielYu-nu1bg Ай бұрын
How to be a grandmaster: Turn 1: Cap in Iceland Turn 2: Noob slam into a capital
@cozzie2579
@cozzie2579 Ай бұрын
this Vampire Chicken guy is a pillar of our community and an upstanding father! his technical skill and immeasurable accuracy see the feeble minds of his opponents crushed under his sheer intellectual genius!
@andrehedges19
@andrehedges19 Ай бұрын
Dude, your videos are the best because you’re having fun. This is first a game. It doesn’t need to be taken all that serious. You are loved and appreciated!
@richard_nj
@richard_nj Ай бұрын
Wait people are actually complaining about VC's play style? He's like the only RISK content creator who approaches the game first and foremost with the objective to have fun. And he saved a dog!
@iamnoteric
@iamnoteric Ай бұрын
Vampire chicken is the best youtuber. His videos pulled me out from a dark place. He even saved a dog. I wish he was my father!
@eja5799
@eja5799 Ай бұрын
perhaps you can have his child someday
@jakecherry5770
@jakecherry5770 Ай бұрын
Your aggression is unmatched and your skill immeasurable. Keep up the excellent content VC!
@JD2jr.
@JD2jr. Ай бұрын
Candy is the best breakfast food.
@vampirechicken
@vampirechicken Ай бұрын
🤔
@RyanW324
@RyanW324 Ай бұрын
This is the equivalent of turning up to an F1 grid in a prius; winning and having the most fun during the race, I love it :'D
@Beukdeup
@Beukdeup Ай бұрын
“I just want to play well enough that I don’t have to have weird breakfast conversations with my daughter.” This is said after picking the absolute worst capital and full sending into another guy TWICE for no reason! Ha! And I’m absolutely here for it! Please never change!
@MrPillowFoot
@MrPillowFoot Ай бұрын
You're by far my favorite Risk content creator. Keep up the ridiculously silly plays. I love them!
@dutchuncle2716
@dutchuncle2716 Ай бұрын
Don't listen to the haters. You're my favorite Risk-tuber. And IMHO my opinion is the only one that matters.
@BrianOxleyTexan
@BrianOxleyTexan Ай бұрын
Listen to the haters. Haters gotta hate, and wither and die without attention. You don't want to be responsible for the deaths of a handful, do you? Your laugh is what they hate most. You are not only mirthful in yourself, but the cause that mirth is in other men.
@therealPman219
@therealPman219 Ай бұрын
@@BrianOxleyTexanwhat kinda ancient greek spirit possessed you to speak this way
@BrianOxleyTexan
@BrianOxleyTexan Ай бұрын
@@therealPman219 Just paraphrasing Shakespeare.
@McHorsesCreations
@McHorsesCreations Ай бұрын
Johnathan is the most fun RISK-tuber, I don’t know what haters are thinking with, but they made a huge blunder with that presumption! Also, I discovered RISK thanks to you, so thank you very much for hundred of hours of entertainment! ❤❤❤
@francovandermerwe19
@francovandermerwe19 Ай бұрын
Ask your dad about the birds and the bees
@vampirechicken
@vampirechicken Ай бұрын
🤔
@AtomicAndi
@AtomicAndi Ай бұрын
@@vampirechicken The modern version of this features the 'blue player' and the 'pink player' - plus the occasional 'purple player'
@TrailsAnemone
@TrailsAnemone Ай бұрын
Maybe you should ask *your* dad about flowers and bees! 😂
@Calkirk19
@Calkirk19 Ай бұрын
To the mini Vampire Chickens, your dad is crushing it with the KZbin vids.
@sebastiansabogalulloque7206
@sebastiansabogalulloque7206 Ай бұрын
Vampire Chicken is the best Risk player and KZbinr and his children should always listen to him 😁
@cashcolin1537
@cashcolin1537 Ай бұрын
Vampire Chicken, you are the 2nd or 1st best risk content creator! I watch all your videos daily! Keep up the enthusiasm and entertainment! I laugh so hard at your videos
@mwinesight9048
@mwinesight9048 Ай бұрын
johnny never sweat - i'm here for it
@krouchingtigerr
@krouchingtigerr Ай бұрын
Let’s go! Wacky cap?? We’re here for the chaos!
@woosha4
@woosha4 Ай бұрын
Oh shit, I think that was my comment. I was being super sarcastic, I’m sorry mate if you took it as serious, your approach to eu caps and risk is refreshing mate, don’t change, be you and keep making fun and interesting content
@vampirechicken
@vampirechicken Ай бұрын
Haha... no worries at all. I think a lot of the "hate comments" on this channel come from a silly place rather than anything truly negative. But it sure did lead to one really awkward breakfast conversation 🤣
@woosha4
@woosha4 Ай бұрын
@@vampirechicken Mate, again, I'm sorry, perhaps it can lead to a more positive breakfast conversation with a lesson in how tone can be lost in written communication, and it's better to be kind in every instance then try to be 'funny'. Appreciate you mate and all that you do with your entertaining content and refreshing approach to the game.
@TraderPulse
@TraderPulse Ай бұрын
4:09 my god you are so hilarious 🤣
@cjschulz5174
@cjschulz5174 Ай бұрын
Hey man, I’m a grandmaster that plays these settings for 12 hours each day with a 95% win rate. I have to say… I’m very impressed
@AtomicAndi
@AtomicAndi Ай бұрын
You'll never make it to the top being that lazy!
@cjschulz5174
@cjschulz5174 Ай бұрын
@@AtomicAndi 😂😂
@aerolite767
@aerolite767 Ай бұрын
I suppose you are joking, but just in case it's real : Do you play while at work ? Or how do you survive playing risk all day ? @cjschulz5174
@cjschulz5174
@cjschulz5174 Ай бұрын
@@aerolite767 I work. Just sleep 2 hours a night.
@aerolite767
@aerolite767 Ай бұрын
@@cjschulz5174 I too am a grandmaster of these settings and do it while at work. I am a neurosurgeon and I simply get rid of the patients as fast as possible ("Oops !" 🤣) and then play risk in my office. The grind must continue.
@Lord_Joeldemort
@Lord_Joeldemort Ай бұрын
Great video VC, definitelymy favorite risk content. I really loved the part when you took a card and passed btw!
@Kirmo13
@Kirmo13 Ай бұрын
Way to go Vampire Chicken! You truly are the best Risk player
@ryguy6907
@ryguy6907 Ай бұрын
At 3:23, White 3 in the Orient hits a Blue 1, leaving White with a 2. Then White hits the Purple 1, leaving White with 2s on two territories, which he fortifies into a 3. Impossible math on that. His 2 became a 4 after he hit the 1.
@siosilvar
@siosilvar Ай бұрын
The second white attack came from Egypt.
@aerolite767
@aerolite767 Ай бұрын
I just cap on an island in every game (Sardinia, Iceland, Sebastopol) and if I spawn with no island I bot out. This always works
@natekeeley1706
@natekeeley1706 Ай бұрын
A great game from a great man 🤝
@hustler3of4culture3
@hustler3of4culture3 Ай бұрын
Vampire chicken surely has the most amazing demeanor and he never makes mistakes when playing risk. Other players bow to his brilliance.
@AtomicAndi
@AtomicAndi Ай бұрын
Finally my chance to brag (since you explicitly asked for it) I'm a GM at around 33k, and I like the way you make the meta settings less boring. I don't have a great win-rate at this. Still not sure why. Maybe because I almost never host myself.
@DanielYu-nu1bg
@DanielYu-nu1bg Ай бұрын
Wooo. May i know your settings?
@AtomicAndi
@AtomicAndi Ай бұрын
@@DanielYu-nu1bg the point is: I don't have settings.
@aarona23739
@aarona23739 Ай бұрын
This Vampire chicken guy is my personal hero. I want to be him when I grow up, and have as much fun as he does. I bet he gives his children donuts on the weekend!
@PhilippHagemeister
@PhilippHagemeister Ай бұрын
This is the best Risk video I've ever seen. Narrowly beating out all the other VampireChicken ones.
@musty5551
@musty5551 Ай бұрын
Noise from upstairs is the best ambience noise for a risk game!
@12jswilson
@12jswilson Ай бұрын
Vampire Chicken is the most genius Risk Player. Anyone can win by capping in the middle and taking a card and passing. Only VC actually has fun and wins on these settings!
@morde24
@morde24 Ай бұрын
No idea how you kept a straight face through yet another GOATed intro.
@DonCarlos-xy9ed
@DonCarlos-xy9ed 25 күн бұрын
Well played sir. I applaud you for your absolute brilliance
@flinty8121
@flinty8121 Ай бұрын
12:39 Dad VC rocks. Best risk and janky chess gambit content creator since sliced bread.
@kriskuttermusic2080
@kriskuttermusic2080 Ай бұрын
Dude is good enough to play however he wants. Respect
@floydpulley3509
@floydpulley3509 Ай бұрын
When I saw the length of the video left, I thought it was a loss. Great win.
@davidholland4713
@davidholland4713 Ай бұрын
Given how noob-smashy breaky breaky these settings usually are, I think you're playing exactly the right way to decide the games early. Caps in the centre may be great at the end of a 3h stalemate, but who wants to be frustrated for that length of time? Keep up the good work, have lots of fun and be an amazing superhero dog-saving dad.
@EvertfromNederland
@EvertfromNederland Ай бұрын
Did he save a dog? Awesome.
@davidwood6792
@davidwood6792 Ай бұрын
Brilliant game. Played like a true grand master. Way to raise up the risk community. GG.
@danieldavis8633
@danieldavis8633 Ай бұрын
Thanks Dad, you're the best!
@cainantor414
@cainantor414 Ай бұрын
Vampire Chickisms I'm pretty sure this guy is a Grandmaster / "Everybody's in the middle, everyones a grandmaster" = 2 I love this = 0 Wait, this isn't chess = 0 This is for me / "That indeed is the bonus for white" = 2 Thumbs down 👎 Break alliance = 0 Johnny yoink-ya-cap / "Johnny take-a-card-and-pass" / "Johnny never-sweats has logged on" = 2 Hydrations = 0 The BOAT = 0 Go Psycho / "Am i gonna get to make a bunch of psycho kills?" / "I'm the 5 card psycho" = 2 The Sneaky snake shake and bake = 0 Get Toasted = 0 "Atrocious Blunders" = 2
@derhonk6270
@derhonk6270 Ай бұрын
General Audience from the fifth army brigade for digital warfare and excessive risk here to file a report: We are very impressed by the formidable play shown in today's video! Furthermore, we are pleased to inform you that you are designated a medal of humor for your continuous efforts to promote fun and entertaining play in the game of Risk (sometimes it's even a little educational) and making hilarious videos to sweeten up everybody's day.
@Daxthemonk
@Daxthemonk Ай бұрын
I am a grand sage at risk and your play is better than everyones!
@Me1le
@Me1le Ай бұрын
Vampire chicken is youtube's best Risk content creator. Also it is good to always eat your vegetables and to listen to your parents.
@montaukian
@montaukian Ай бұрын
VampireChicken is the best Risk player in the world. Taught me everything I know and I became a Grandmaster... briefly
@colulegs95
@colulegs95 Ай бұрын
Fantastic stuff
@Th4tGuy
@Th4tGuy Ай бұрын
Vampire Chicken is my internet dad even though he's like 6 years older than me. Thanks, papa
@Gary-zt9cp
@Gary-zt9cp Ай бұрын
gm GM
@vampirechicken
@vampirechicken Ай бұрын
Good morning!
@jesperbllefr719
@jesperbllefr719 Ай бұрын
VC is number one risk youtuber. fun and exiting games. unedited, but stil usually under 30 min. 7 out of 5 stars (i deducted 3 stars for his anti chair sentiments)
@manuman116
@manuman116 Ай бұрын
Keep having fun and make some crazy thing! I'm proud of you Daddy chicken. :D
@ehabfahmiehab
@ehabfahmiehab Ай бұрын
every game I play there is someone who plays like purple the pain is real
@Baldy.TheOnlyOne
@Baldy.TheOnlyOne Ай бұрын
At the end of this video methinks VC's mind contains multiple personalities.. Johnny Yoink Your Cap we know and love and witnessed some tom foolery in the opening rounds against Red.. And at the end we learned about Johnny Never Sweat. 🤪 Will there be any more? Here's hoping!
@matthewbouboulis4840
@matthewbouboulis4840 Ай бұрын
Great video and entertaining gameplay, as always. Positive comments for the algorithm.
@zwm3726
@zwm3726 Ай бұрын
I wish my dad played the meta settings this good
@bonn3tt07
@bonn3tt07 Ай бұрын
what a truly inspirational player, he must be the best dad with the best kids!
@sean3533
@sean3533 Ай бұрын
As a member of the esteemed audience, I encourage reckless abandon.
@MikeLangenfeldt
@MikeLangenfeldt Ай бұрын
Well played
@John-b8k5h
@John-b8k5h Ай бұрын
VC, you are hilarious. You need a larger forum than risk imo. Is there a way to make light hearted, funny content in chess, or is that platform not big enough, or is your passion not there?
@wahnsihansi
@wahnsihansi Ай бұрын
Wait... Rose cheese? Rosen chess? Is this Eric's secret risk account? gg!
@joelvenga
@joelvenga Ай бұрын
Let’s go!
@DLWildcard
@DLWildcard Ай бұрын
Best intro yet
@SpykerCorporation
@SpykerCorporation Ай бұрын
This cap not go capny longer! You must seek medicap captention, you're kaap seeing caps capverywhere and will handicap you in your daily life
@joelvenga
@joelvenga Ай бұрын
Why no cap in centre 😠😠😠
@vampirechicken
@vampirechicken Ай бұрын
I've lost all self-control
@TheJJP91
@TheJJP91 Ай бұрын
That move…the take a card and pass…it made me feel…nothing 🤣 I want Jonny yoink ya cap. Now that’s a turn 😁 And to VC girls. The vast majority love your dad and his videos. Ignore the haters in life they’re only trying to ware you down. It’s your family and friends opinions who matter, forget the idiots
@navisaini973
@navisaini973 Ай бұрын
Very entertaining
@bjorndoes7993
@bjorndoes7993 Ай бұрын
Dear daugters, your father is making a great job to entertain us. He makes it in a funny nice way. Nice to watch. Its very fun😊
@WeAreTheNewAgeHQ
@WeAreTheNewAgeHQ Ай бұрын
Vampire 🧛‍♂️ Chicken 🐔 is the G.O.T.A. 🐐
@viksox13
@viksox13 Ай бұрын
Apparently, I can't be a Grandmaster at RISK because I know my colors and notice when RED is no longer a bot.
@pietroconstantino4848
@pietroconstantino4848 Ай бұрын
VampireChaos
@stevenjumper5781
@stevenjumper5781 Ай бұрын
WHATS THE WORD OF THE DAY?!?
@vampirechicken
@vampirechicken Ай бұрын
subsume
@carlwinslow3245
@carlwinslow3245 Ай бұрын
@@vampirechicken Like how you subsume enemy territory and and they look on in horror, with tears in their eyes?
@djmarak
@djmarak Ай бұрын
If my kids saw the comments I get at work…. 😅
@Kirmo13
@Kirmo13 Ай бұрын
good morning!
@vampirechicken
@vampirechicken Ай бұрын
Good morning!
@coolnecromancer1
@coolnecromancer1 Ай бұрын
cutest GM ever
@danielsmerdel8214
@danielsmerdel8214 Ай бұрын
Insert comment that does not lead to weird breakfast discussions with your daughter
@additionaddict5524
@additionaddict5524 Ай бұрын
who is this guy and is he any good?
@ryandeakyne3265
@ryandeakyne3265 Ай бұрын
Imo, just farm the hate comments. They help the algo more than people that just hit like.
@UpsidePotential
@UpsidePotential Ай бұрын
This is the worst risk video ever.... For the red player. Bam!
@andrewhill8301
@andrewhill8301 Ай бұрын
Your daughters sound sweet, intelligent and charming. They must take after their mum 😅
@AllthingsRocco
@AllthingsRocco Ай бұрын
31:00 take a card and pass? You could of had purple cap for free
@mtreleaven
@mtreleaven Ай бұрын
Love your content, VC, cheers to your daughters and they know you're a great player and provider, having fun! Ikigai
@xXxswagmasterbxXx
@xXxswagmasterbxXx Ай бұрын
69th like lets go
@vampirechicken
@vampirechicken Ай бұрын
Nice!
@waterlmao
@waterlmao Ай бұрын
excellent video (i watched at 2x speed)
@TiffanyRose91
@TiffanyRose91 Ай бұрын
Those little Vampire Chickens are lucky to have such an amazing, good at risk, funny dad! I have to use water with my cereal at breakfast because my dad never came back with the milk! 🫣🤔
@EvertfromNederland
@EvertfromNederland Ай бұрын
I can honestly say I have never lost a game of online Risk and I can tell this man is a true genius at the game. His children should be proud of him. Now eat your breakfast children. Your father needs to focus. He is probably calculating new Meta strategies already.
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