I've Never Played Cookie Clicker. I Regret Playing Cookie Clicker

[@RTGame]

Don't make the same mistake I did

[@spellboundbanana]

it’s just how the cookie crumbles, am I right?

[@nxufd]

@@spellboundbanana right

[@crewly]

ok

[@sealessseadog2735]

Why

[@Hope-Sparkle]

I was there

[@swplagueis]

Fun fact: They used to call him the Click King back in college

[@vel.5]

The Click King™

[@InstantMyth]

RT has Big Click Energy

[@bilingualistic8514]

He used to cook on a clickie

[@sirapple589]

The Click King should have been the name of his bakery.

[@zettaslow9230]

The Cling

[@wickedgligar1353]

The overlapping voices definitely embody the spirit of this game

[@snakeorbreak6258]

the rt has multiplied. we're all doomed.

[@Tolwrath]

Imagine if you missed where he explained he was recording lines. You'd think he had a stroke due to repeating himself

[@alyhat5917]

IM DYING its so chaotic

[@edasch]

I wish there would be an extended version of this part, So I could here it in loop for a couple of hours..

[@_Hoagie]

I honestly couldn't tell if I was watching RTGame or Jerma for a minute.

[@TheActualAnthonino]

"Cooking on a clickie." Yep, he'll be baking up to sexdecillion cookies in no time.

[@MABfan11]

Ordinal Markup: those are rookie numbers

[@ethernian2461]

@@MABfan11 Antimatter dimensions smiles maliciously

[@leebydeeby]

@@ethernian2461 A fellow Antimatter Dimensions enjoyer?? Thought I'd never see the day

[@coffeeanims9978]

I’m so disappointed in this man but I’m also so proud in the same moment

[@potatoman7028]

@@ethernian2461 i thought ordinal markup has more number then ad

[@DolusVulpes]

Fun fact: you can mod the game so that it clicks and gets golden cookies for you. Combined with RT's voicelines, he could use these to make it look like he's been playing the whole time without ever actually being at the computer. Conveniently, these mods don't close achievement notifications.

[@Omegaset]

Just use an auto clicker

[@DolusVulpes]

@@Omegaset but the mods are easier to install and more efficient than an autoclicker. Autoclickers only automatically click one spot, but the mods autoclick the big cookie and also automatically click any golden cookies, wrath cookies, reindeer, wrinklers, or fortune tickers, regardless of where they are on the screen.

[@Omegaset]

@@DolusVulpes well at that point there's no point even playing the game, use the autoclicker to just build up cookies while your gone, the mod gets rid of all the fun

[@DolusVulpes]

@@Omegaset except they don't, and if you're not clicking golden cookies and not leaving the game open to do this while you do other things than it could take literal weeks to reach the same point in the game as you could reach in a day with clicking golden cookies. And you do have to leave the game open all the time, because you don't earn cookies while it's closed until you get certain prestige upgrades, and even then you make nowhere near as much as if the game is open. And last I checked, the fun of idle/incremental games is the progression, not the waiting. Nobody has ever sincerely said, "I'm having so much fun waiting hours upon hours to get enough to buy the next upgrade". Also, the game gives you an achievement for using mods.

[@Omegaset]

Still, using a bot to play the game for you other than just keeping the game open is pretty yikes, and it doesn't deserve the time for you to right a paragraph. Get over it

[@firockfinion3326]

Expectation: >Dan clicking on a cookie. Reality: >Dan starts a civil war in his Twitch chat over whether or not he should clear his achievements.

[@ICTON123]

So basically the same thing really

[@DaKingKayden]

As a cybernetic rt army clones himself and starts repeats themselves

[@Scopio007]

As someone who has a save file running for over 5 years, Daniel has no idea how massive the can of worms he opened is.

[@jamilleyomtown]

Five years?!

[@HazeEmry]

Dan escaped from the cookie's clutches after 3 days iirc. Mentioned on stream

[@pillgrimm]

how many cookies do you have?

[@MsLilly200]

@@HazeEmry Ha! He'll never be truly free. One day he'll get curious. He'll open the game again, and find all the cookies that were created while he was gone. He'll buy the newest buildings and be hooked once more! THE NUMBERS RISE!

[@PointsofData]

@@MsLilly200 I like when numbers go up

[@AlgernonCSwinburne]

“He doesn’t even know the grandma secret strat.” He truly didn’t know…

[@thatoneguy9582]

the backwards grandma acceleration strat

[@phahlastname8321]

@@thatoneguy9582 there actualy is a Secret Strad that is related to the grandmas

[@sedmihradska]

what strat?

[@takeizo]

@Julo Micha it’s a secret lol

[@HazeEmry]

@@takeizo then maybe Don't mention or bring attention to it if you don't want to tell?

[@UnorthodoxSoundwave.]

The way I thought RT was actually repeating himself with identical tone and didn't realize they were actual prerecordings until he started playing multiple of them at once

[@sddlol19]

RT might be as zonked as as Jerma at this point.

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

@@sddlol19 jesus you cant just compare rt to that sick, disgusting man

[@heythatguyalex]

@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 one's an E-Clown, the other is an E-Irishman

[@oranplan1630]

lemme tell you I was in the stream when that happen and I did the same thing, there was NO warning

[@ashleyallensworth5646]

He was planning to potentially keep the game up in the background while he slept but turns out that's against the TOS of Twitch.

[@penndogg7369]

THE FUCKING CHAOS OF THE PRE-RECORDED LINES OVERLAPPING EACHOTHER HARDEST I'VE LAUGHED IN TWO MONTHS

[@Derf-sr4px]

It hit peak comedy when he missed the golden cookie

[@appuwul.58]

Timestamp? EDIT: LMAO NEVERMIND 11:02

[@timmyweeb7492]

what happened 2 months ago 🤨

[@trash-lol]

@@timmyweeb7492 he laughed

[@UtmostWhimsical]

Yes

[@BenersantheBread]

"He doesn't even know the grandma secret strat" The funny thing is, that's actually a thing. I never got to it because Cookie Clicker is a void and when it stared back at me I saw all the wasted hours that could be spent doing much better things.

[@christianroot6287]

what is it?

[@nathanielchieffallo4273]

@@christianroot6287 If you're referring to the strat, it's pretty self explanatory. Buy grandma's

[@arc__dash]

@@christianroot6287 grandmapocalypse

[@BenersantheBread]

@NBLT_P4F Hey, at least that's not just NUMBERS GOING UP. Clicker games are scary in the way they can hook you with *nothing.*

[@higueraft571]

@NBLT_P4F hey, at least they have a profile picture...

[@bilingualistic8514]

Too bad he stopped playing before getting to the horror part of Cookie Clicker, i would have loved seeing his reaction

[@ringsofmars29]

Excuse me the WHAT part?!

[@AltF-io3dy]

@@ringsofmars29 one word: grandmapocolypse

[@MartinPurathur]

@@ringsofmars29 look up 'Cookie clicker explained'

[@Jayyemi]

@@ringsofmars29 Eventually the world gets taken over by an eldritch abominations after you make a pact to get more cookies. Also you start turning light itself into cookies and the endgame revolves around repeatedly destroying and re-creating the universe to get more cookies

[@Beef__]

@@Jayyemi I love the sheer surreality of what you’re describing, yet you’re saying it so casually. Imagine some dude starts up small talk then pulls up with the ‘yeah so my end game strategy for cookie clicker is harvesting the multiversal energy throughout all space-time by absorbing every source of energy in a universe then reverting it back to its very essence so I may harvest again. Huh? Oh, why? To make more cookies’

[@Raf06.]

“Oh was there a gold coockie? Oh sorry, i wasn't paying attention” ~ the entire stream

[@agent5333]

It hurts. It hurts so goddamn much…

[@bertholini2810]

What about a gold cookie ? I wasn't....... wait for it....... paying attention.

[@Nerd72]

I just started playing this almost a month ago out of pure boredom and it’s now consumed my life. Literally why does a game about clicking cookies have a full stock market / farm / passive buff system, a grandmother-based apocalypse, seasonal events, a rebirth system. . . heck, why does it even have a concept of “late game” to begin with? The amount of depth this game has for such a simple premise both horrifies me and is absolutely amazing.

[@matheusm.santana6527]

The game spiral out of control real fast.

[@coolgreg6648]

Spent about a year getting cookies before losing my progress. Should’ve backed it up.

[@dextra9753]

this game has was released in 2013, and one dude has kept updating it the ENTIRE time. the newest update was to prep the game for it's release on steam about a week about

[@rachelt2415]

Orteil has been working on it for years.

[@raze_]

Because its literally designed to keep you addicted. Idle games existed to be a parody of mmo grinding. Cookie clicker then took it to the next level and added a anticapitalism message.

[@DefinitelyNotNoel]

Fake gamer: "I think that's enough" Cookie gamer: "of course I'll wait for 5 days to accrue enough octillions of cookies to buy another fractal engine"

[@gnimag6674]

Cookie addict: *Pffft! Baby numbers!*

[@Vileplume87]

@@gnimag6674”Bro I got 5x10^46 cookies, like, cmon man...” No but I actually play this game way too much, my save turns 1 year old in August, please help me...

[@Vileplume87]

2 years and still going! I am beyond help.

[@kakao-katze]

Daniel saying "oh, was there a golden cookie? I missed it" has the same vibe as a father who's been missing his son's baseball games for the last 12 years.

[@squidinator2742]

I've severely overestimated RT's ability to play Cookie Clicker

[@lily__r]

i severely underestimated the ability for RT to entertain through Cookie Clicker

[@Eternalsolstice1997]

nice pfp

[@PointsofData]

Its amazing, really. You don't appreciate how big your brain is until you see someone struggle at cookie clicker.

[@Emerald__Ace]

@@lily__r there was literally streams where RT entertained the chat while watching paint dry and grass grow.

[@lily__r]

@@Emerald__Ace i mean i know that, but cookie clicker still managed to beat my expectations

[@Dominion69420]

Can’t wait for the dozens of cookie factories in the next minecraft buildstream…

[@papascrumpeeh]

Oh my god lmaoooo gonna be the cookie land 🤣

[@cats1970]

I want people to recreate the grandmapocalypse and for RT to have a reverse dropbear experience SO BAD

[@alexsiemers7898]

And the mines

[@TralliE]

Takes a hundred episodes to make a cookie factory.

[@daandanx]

"Mom i want a cookie!!" "You're gonna have to work for it, Honey."

[@ewu..]

"off to the cookie mines with ye!"

[@rowen616]

We're gonna have to sell our other grandma

[@nebulamess6875]

pretty much sums up the american minimum wage

[@stefanotroianiello1272]

And so he did

[@someguy6627]

Honey why are you altering the fabric of reality with JavaScript engines and weird ass lookin grandmas?

[@koldbeef6784]

Last year in school, we had a business class, but the teacher was just fine with us playing cookie clicker because he did too. So like half the class was actual business stuff, and the other half was cookie clicker. The highest I have ever gotten to was like 500 billion with like 70 million cps, but the teacher had prestiged like 20+ times and was making over 100 quintillion cookies a second!

[@user-tw1pm6nr5e]

500b? Don't be even look in this comment section broke boy

[@alexsiemers7898]

Did he know about the stock market minigame?

[@TerraKnight27]

*only* over 100 quintillion cps?

[@laggianput]

im in the quaturodecillions atm

[@Vileplume87]

@@laggianputaayyyyyy same brooo les go!

[@oranplan1630]

Disappointing how he didn't include how he repeatedly said he was going to end the stream and yet played for at least 20 more minutes

[@damocles7406]

I never thought someone could play Cookie Clicker badly. Even if it's partly on purpose. Why god, why?

[@SeaKaned]

someone had to ruin it for the rest of humanity. In this universe that's RT

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

You are a God yourself, answer you question

[@SparkySummers]

How can you play a game badly though? As long as you're having fun doing what you're doing, it's fine. Can't imagine being that toxic.

[@emblemblade9245]

Sparky Summers It’s referring to efficiency, not quality

[@finnthefannibal]

It's RT's specialty and why we keep coming back to see what new horrors he has brought forth

[@brobeckskazooremixes8703]

Plot Twist: all these voice lines were prerecorded and Daniel never streamed that day

[@CHESShireCat]

Oh hi funny seeing you here

[@CHESShireCat]

@@brobeckskazooremixes8703 Yep! I’m subscribed

[@brobeckskazooremixes8703]

@@CHESShireCat That is absolutely insane. You've made my entire week lol. Video about you coming soon probably

[@Fact_core]

@@brobeckskazooremixes8703 huh?

[@umpteenthreason9627]

you know you're sleep-deprived when you giggle uncontrollably upon hearing "cooking on a clicky"

[@TheRealDerg]

I cant believe he doesn’t know the backwards cookie acceleration strat.

[@Dogwitdrip]

helllo u know who i am

[@MantaKizaemonFTW]

Cookie impact launch

[@thesleepydot]

the what???

[@durdleduc8520]

deep RT lore

[@nextella1652]

@@thesleepydot It's a reference to an old super mario maker 2 vid he made where he didn't know something called "Backwards tongue acceleration strat", don't even ask me what it entails, all I know is that it involves Yoshi abuse.

[@shapeshiftingpedro]

If you pay attention to the news ticker, the game really earns its "horror" tag. Especially later on, after the Grandmas revolt, and make a union. An Eldritch horror hivemind union, that is.

[@superhappygamer1162]

Eeeeuuuughghgh

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

Nothing more horrifying than your slave labor force unionising.

[@Omegaset]

You can still use it for profit though

[@amberdixon4200]

?????????

[@DaKingKayden]

*elderich

[@ValueNetwork]

It took him literal hours of the top news bar talking about the Granny revolution for him to finally notice the grandma revolution

[@puglife658]

I’m not sure if he’s ever mentioned this on the channel before, but they used to call Daniel the drift king back in college.

[@Soilad]

Drift daddy

[@samurae7370]

Really? I've never heard of that... It's not like he mentions it LITERALLY EVERY STREAM or something, that would be craAaAAaazy

[@astolfofansunny4047]

@@samurae7370 I think he challenged another to be the sole person to have the title drift king on Twitter not sure if he won that race or not tho.

[@samurae7370]

@@astolfofansunny4047 makes sense. You know fast forward to college, and they'll be calling me my first name! Crazy, right?

[@mickys8065]

No i haven't heard, but did you hear mr CM Kevin got verified on twitter?

[@JAOResnik]

Daniel was like: "The factory is causing sinkholes, that's a big problem" Little did he know of what would come...

[@swampcooler8332]

12:44 the funny thing is people don't play for 3 years because it takes that long to do things, it takes that long because people play for 3 years so the developer updates it periodically to accommodate those players

[@andrewchapman2039]

I always thought NerdCubed was just kidding about going insane playing this game. But now we've seen it happen in real time.

[@tomore]

Underrated comment and KZbinr

[@deoplo5988]

I've been sucked into clicker games before, and I'm glad I've escaped.

[@emmad4308]

The cookie clicker series by NerdCubed is iconic

[@felixrowan3740]

I noticed the videos of both Daniels ended in a very similar fashion.

[@DinahAO]

This reminded me of when this game was a big thing and my seven year old brother walked out of the living room saying 'i need to upgrade my grandma'. i think about this moment a lot.

[@cosmoblender]

Ah, yes, the universal goal of tycoon games: to not have to play the game anymore.

[@Vykk_Draygo]

Idle games != tycoon games.

[@MrJFL]

"I'm clicking the fucking cookie!" This was by far one of the most hilarious videos you've put out recently next to the singing stream.

[@HighVoltageLemonBattery]

Missing the golden cookie while playing the missed golden cookie voice line was pure art

[@theotofte888]

"Hey guys, it's Daniel here, playing cookie clicker! Oh, hang on, I've gotta go to use the bathroom really quick."

[@LifeorDeath2077]

RT is just gonna do a stream a year from now or whatever revealing he's actually had this game up ever since he did this stream to show his progress

[@contortionyx]

cookie clicker is to rt as idle breakout is to kevin

[@plant7371]

and he still won't close the achievements

[@yarnking3401]

That's the kind of chaotic energy we subscribed to him for.

[@ashleyallensworth5646]

In the stream today, he revealed he closed it after 3 days.

[@galaxycat9966]

I got you to 666 likes

[@theangrywig3905]

"Chat discovers RT has his irl FOV slider at the lowest setting as he misses several golden cookies"

[@ninjack11]

0:05 and this was the downfall of modern society

[@purpledevilr7463]

At some point you can make the whole UI look fleshy and gross, the Grandma’s are evil. It’s awesome.

[@briarpelt2333]

The "Oh, I needed that" voice line is so cursed.

[@jorcornel558]

If he closed the game he closed the achievements Try as you might daniel, you cannot escape fate

[@gorbulations2425]

Bold of you to assume he isn't STILL playing it right now.

[@Kath2378]

Why would you close the game, just keep the tab open in the background

[@robertstegmann9260]

As someone who is in the ultra late game of cookie clicker, I can't tell if I love or hate this video.

[@atrilliontrifles]

its so wholesome seeing someone play the game for the first time

[@xXMindSoulXx]

it’s not wholesome when they play it INCORRECTLY! how the FUCK do you miss that many cookies, and have your eyes NOT bleed from the achievement wall.

[@paidian40]

Starting this video, the main question in my head was: "How the hell can someone NOT have played cookie clicker?" which after a surprisingly short amount of time evolved into "How the hell can someone play cookie clicker this wrong?"

[@MrOliPantz]

10:36 "oh, i need to use the bathroom real quic- oh I needed that" 😊

[@thedemonslayer51]

Good to know Daniel's first experience with cookie clicker is much like (I assume) many of ours. Initially just scoff, like "this is silly, why would I spend much time on this?" Then it's the morning after and you have several trillion cookies.

[@pastalavista5784]

Seeing Rt fail to see the golden cookies makes me question if he should be taking his glasses off

[@kubaGR8]

He would miss the QTE prompts all the time when playing Minecraft Story Mode. It's just how he is :D

[@statelyelms]

I swear RT had a voice clip that just says "Oh, was there a golden cookie? I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention"

[@jimpeloshi6107]

As someone who played cookie clicker a lot when I was younger 0:45 hurts me

[@LaZarusXtnct]

He could record voice lines for 100 different games and then stream them all at the same time. He would be god of twitch.

[@StickMaster500]

This is the pinnacle of content on this channel. I can’t get better after this masterpiece.

[@chained2052]

You forget about the paint drying

[@notnickw9213]

i agree

[@appleoof4192]

Yes

[@Eis_Cold]

It all down hill from here

[@SekaiOak]

Agreed.

[@LokNWykLeer]

"Legacy started: 2,491 days ago" Yeah, I might have a problem.

[@chetachez5646]

I feel attacked here

[@sepiasmith5065]

the way chat immediately split into cults over the achievement popups... hfjdbdhsbs when chat is funny, life is goddamn good the soundboard chaos oh my god I'm wheezing "I'm not looking at chat anymore" chat: "finally free from his gaze!" HAHAHAHA

[@7isAnOddNumber]

14:50 You can tell this isn’t dan’s save because he closed the achievement window and there’s a golden cookie active.

[@Victor0176_]

14:48

[@neuroatypicalkirby2]

i had the stream on while i was trying to sleep, foolishly thinking cookie clicker was uneventful enough to doze off to. like 2 hours in i was laughing my ass off at all the overlapping voices. this is why i love rt's channel

[@notnickw9213]

I think to be a responsible citizen of Earth, we should all start cooking more clickies.

[@nottreblinka4119]

He's absolutely insane and obsessed with cookies

[@robertweill4790]

@Joshua Mills no were obsessed with eating cheese by the block ;)

[@paradox3452]

I love it when people get involved with this game, it has so much lore that not many people realise.

[@winxwest2964]

The funnier thing is that later in the game there is a grandma apocalypse event and you can hatch a cookie dragon. He barely even scratched the surface

[@thepeacefulnetch]

Dude, spoilers! I didn’t want to know that.

[@xXMindSoulXx]

why would you go into the comments then???

[@adriepram]

Watching this half-asleep with the delayed sound effect really messed with my mind.. like french-kissing your sleep paralysis demon.

[@NintendoNerd64]

the first achievement should be renamed “babies first addiction”

[@V_Drawin]

“Your cookies have been placed under government surveillance.” O noes.

[@puiu102006]

cant wait till he finds out about the interdimensional cookie monsters.

[@harris-ashraff]

The whole stream in a nutshell: “Oh, was there a golden cookie?”

[@shadowsnake5133]

I'm fully expecting a reveal that you never stopped, you've been secretly playing it for months now preparing to drown people in achievements.

[@MarkStillPlays]

fun fact: this game has been on the top 15 most played steam games since release, which shows how good cookie clicker is!! jk everyone just idles

[@bookreaderman6715]

Probably because people like me just have it open passively in the background

[@Vykk_Draygo]

More likely it shows the kind of absolute crap people will play. Not saying I haven't played idle games, but they are definitely all crap.

[@bookreaderman6715]

@@Vykk_Draygo that is a broad generalization, I feel like the fun of most idle games is probably "big number gets bigger" but there are some that have legitimate merit beside that, although I will definitely say that they are definitely the easiest cheap game to make, so they probably have among the worst terrible pay to win to legitimate game with a solid amount of effort put in ratios out there

[@MarkStillPlays]

@@bookreaderman6715 you do be kinda right though

[@domi.f900r]

I love the idea with Daniel using prerecorded voice lines of himself xD

[@gaymare6236]

Breaking news: War breaks out over the dispute of wether or not popular streamer RTGame should close his achievement tabs in cookie clicker. While the confirmed casualties are somewhere around a few thousand, the estimate for the dark number ranges in the millions

[@williamcarr8234]

an entire nation could be fed with all the golden cookies that just sadly faded away in this video

[@Mr-xm2zt]

Manfred Von Cookie Clicker: Ah, for you see it was I who kept the achievements on the screen! VON COOKIE CLICKER NO!

[@danieladams608]

I legit used to grind this for days in high school, i would play for an hour in class then save it and continue the next day. I loved that game so much

[@yaboiothman984]

Watching this was like having somebody scratching a chalkboard with their nails, a fork on a plate, everybody foaming at the mouth and eyes bleeding as he somehow manages to play this game wrong.

[@masterninjamt6497]

this episode should have just been called "oh was there a golden cookie there? I wasn't paying attention."

[@TheRulerofEarth4444]

The section of overlapping voices is legitimate art.

[@stevenqu3]

The real horror of this game was watching him miss all those golden cookies.

[@realsanmer]

God when he started messing with the soundboard, my grasp on reality began to slip

[@mandridhugh9555]

He willingly installed an auto clicker for the fireworks game but was so distracted with not removing notifications he forgot all about it during this.

[@deamon6681]

"Played" cookie clicker? He didn't even ascend, he barely took a look at the game.

[@samandom8772]

Nobody: The final verse in "We don't talk about Bruno": 11:01

[@vaporwave2359]

10 trillion? Pathetic. I have almost 60 sextillion. All of my fingers have carpel tunnel and I need surgery

[@MrQuantumInc]

The multiple voice lines playing over each other at seemingly random intervals was worth it.

[@thederpifier4623]

11:01 Getting real close to Jerma’s “clip it, quick” moment

[@deceitfulbrain3768]

This might be the first of many episodes of clicker games. shit is addicting for a cookie...oh wait.

[@definatelynotdeceitful8723]

Maybe he might play candy crush as well

[@Basil_Mode]

the bit at 10:42 with the golden cookie was so funny lmao

[@extra-acc4]

For anyone wondering, for a while you couldn’t sleep on stream on twitch. As of February 2021 they seem to of changed their mind and allowed it again

[@Azufumii]

RT: *"WHY IS THERE THIS MANY ACHIEVEMENTS?!?"* _"Why not?"_

[@spoonface4508]

the cookie clicker lore is some of the most interesting stuff out there

[@sasariwtf]

"Oh god so shits really starting to hit the fan!" He says an hour after shit really started to hit the fan.

[@MegaChickenfish]

10:00 - 11:20 My mind just slowly unraveled listening to this like the game grumps "our house" video.

[@williamfalls]

Those recorded dialogs at the end is like walking into a bar in an Elder Scrolls game and every NPC trying to talk to you at once.

[@Amelia_H-A]

rather apt that a clicker game is the one in which he's trying to automate his own damn stream

[@yottacat]

Wow, it's surprising seeing RT play cookie clicker, when I imported my browser save onto my steam save I got so many steam achievements it took 10 minutes to finish telling me every steam achievement I got

[@KitKata0]

15 minutes of rt not being able to find a small yellow circle

[@boxtopy7286]

Ive been playing cookie clicker for a week now. I haven’t shut down my computer in 3 days because I leave It on overnight. It’s become a way of life.

[@BrawlEdits3K]

Me to 😂😂😂😂

[@JerryDaBunny]

As a late game cookie clicker player I have never seen someone play worse

[@matheusm.santana6527]

"Just a sliver more" Basically the game

[@samichmachine]

I got addicted to this RIGHT at the start of the pandemic - so excited to watch other folks fall down the rabbithole with me

[@voornaamachternaam8559]

I was out of the addiction, I had gotten out. And now here we are again

[@ollieworth7341]

rt is causing everyone to relapse ,i did not think it would end like this..

[@lazarusmekhane439]

I like how he mentions a 'Grandma Secret Strat'. Which is an actual (sort of) thing you can do.

[@aldocarulli3054]

Back in the day i hacked the game to flex on my friends who were playing it not ironically. They stopped playing it after i streamed the universe-breaking unlocks. Then i opened PUBG with the cheat engine still open and i got a VAC Ban Good days