I flew too close to the sun with my league career but safely landed in a pile of shit
@hodrn_10 ай бұрын
Time traveller
@ba780YT10 ай бұрын
We now know that Vale’s “friends” get to watch Vale’s videos before us RATS.
@onagda10 ай бұрын
What Seraphine skin did you end up buying?
@chanmandeath299310 ай бұрын
The fact you went from league player to shit fetishist is fucking incredible for a storyline.
@mcfarofinha13410 ай бұрын
league to shit pipeline aka the jobbie trolley
@johnborrello118810 ай бұрын
What this game is missing is houses. Every turn you lose money paying rent until you buy a house. Then you get in massive mortgage debt until you sell your house for a lot less then what you bought it for due to the housing market crashes
@thecanadiankiwibirb451210 ай бұрын
Oh yeah
@AnotherFunnyLittleGuy10 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the imminent "housing market crash"
@hamr174110 ай бұрын
yes because the housing market never crashes.@@AnotherFunnyLittleGuy
@LuluTheCorgi10 ай бұрын
@@hamr1741it doesn't if your time frame is anything more than half a decade The only people that got hurt in 2008 are morons that where over leveraged up their ass Housing is entirely fool proof as long as you can actually afford the mortgage You have to be incredibly financially incompetent to lose money with property lmao
@zombee003610 ай бұрын
dont forget property tax
@KingDetonation10 ай бұрын
Maivi feels like she's less a victim and more an accomplice at this point
@nuketwins404010 ай бұрын
She’s just Amanda from SAW
@ultmateragnarok837610 ай бұрын
She is specifically the one who drags everyone else in to Vale's games.
@ianalex906210 ай бұрын
She just is
@darklight581510 ай бұрын
And we love her for it
@cadenisforeverbored161210 ай бұрын
and it’s so funny
@timothymclean10 ай бұрын
I notice that Maivi is consistently the only person who Vale warns ahead of time. It's a good thing Vale has a collaborator like that, someone who can lull their other -victims- friends into a false sense of security before Vale reveals his master plan.
@kiwigaming0910 ай бұрын
Vale is training her emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader style
@callumfinlayson-palmer839310 ай бұрын
Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great green gender is a great Goblin.
@princesssoybean10 ай бұрын
Maivi makes a great subjects for the development of Stockholm syndrome
@knightofficer10 ай бұрын
nah shes the judas goat, the one that leads the other ones into the slaughterhouse, but is themself fine afterwards
@TalynCo10 ай бұрын
Every great con needs a great accomplice.
@Cuttl.e10 ай бұрын
Lynx deserves an Oscar for his gambler roleplay
@kukaracila215210 ай бұрын
Roleplay?
@DefinitelyARobot10 ай бұрын
You can’t get an Oscar if you’re not acting
@skylure712410 ай бұрын
You can't win an oscar for a autobiography.
@_mwk10 ай бұрын
Roleplay?
@bird301310 ай бұрын
He was the gambler on the train bound for Dover.
@Arielziito10 ай бұрын
this was supposed to be a realistic game but in the end everybody pay their college debt and more than half of the players became millionaires
@abdullahbintahir229710 ай бұрын
By gambling and playing league, anything is possible.
@andresf.756310 ай бұрын
I mean, is more realistic than your regular game of life for sure, but clearly it needs: Taxes Child related costs due to parenting Partner related costs due to marriage (maybe not as needed for the most part) Overall living costs (do i think taxes covers this one) Car maintenance related costs Insurance costs I think that would be what's missing for the most part? That way it'll be truly realistic, and those with kids will truly experience what is like to have kids and how that affects Your bank account, while everyone will be constantly against the clock and in constant debt due to the taxes, insurance, and car maintenance.
@sik3xploit10 ай бұрын
@@andresf.7563 And then losing half your wages for child support after the other parent files for divorce and the court rules against you for arbitrary reasons.
@branddransnothing10 ай бұрын
@@sik3xploitdon’t forget the increase in economy! And national pandemics, the way the market increases and job salaries stay the same, inflation etc…. Sigh.
@Palgineer9 ай бұрын
I feel like the gambler should also be balanced by having way more dice rolls than the other jobs. Like, if the gambler lands/crosses Payday, they need to roll a die, and if it’s a 6 they get all the money, 2-5 it’s half or some percent of the money, and 1 they lose money or don’t get paid.
@TheLemonyOne10 ай бұрын
Massive respect to M0 for not ragequitting an hour into his run
@liam.2810 ай бұрын
how did you post this before the video released
@ddunfuh923910 ай бұрын
@@liam.28patreon early access
@liam.2810 ай бұрын
@@ddunfuh9239 ok
@lt.kitkat10 ай бұрын
@@liam.28 Pure skill.
@alphamaccao522410 ай бұрын
Man I swear you people are too stupid to remember patreon exists@@liam.28
@FlamingLily10 ай бұрын
Despite how insane this version of LIFE is, it seems relatively well balanced. No one ended the game in debt, and most of you got into the millionaire manor.
@nemtudom507410 ай бұрын
Also more fun than the real game
@Virtrial10 ай бұрын
I saw them scheming on tabletop while I was getting my food manager's certification; little did I know this is what they were getting up to.
@strych9ines10 ай бұрын
you're lucky you weren't dragged in
@ianalex906210 ай бұрын
Yeah you probably should be glad you weren’t a part of this one.
@Heracullum10 ай бұрын
Fun test right
@kazakhstanenjoyer848710 ай бұрын
Q errar Q bush
@cheeseninja111510 ай бұрын
the fact there is no "buy home" option makes it so much more realistic! :D
@january0th10 ай бұрын
Thanks Vale for mentioning me
@beaz378410 ай бұрын
Had pneumonia in college, completely decked me and really limited what I could do for a long while without becoming incredibly exhausted. All the best to you feeling better January.
@twitterforandriod156010 ай бұрын
Please feel better soon! Praying for your recovering
@SomeKindofWizard10 ай бұрын
Feel better soon x
@DonSMDT10 ай бұрын
lets fucking go
@Fattts10 ай бұрын
Get well soon my man
@jestalt644210 ай бұрын
Teddy’s character arc from trust fund baby to league player is fucking insane
@NT.9910 ай бұрын
Saying that Vale made an unfair game is like saying Beethoven composed a song, Picasso drew a painting or Stalin sent a person to a gulag. It doesn't really narrow it down much.
@Ssssbel10 ай бұрын
Drawed
@DecisionsAreQuestionable10 ай бұрын
drawed sounds so wrong
@blackwell470110 ай бұрын
@@DecisionsAreQuestionable I believe the proper form would be "has/had drawn". Drew is somethin' people say but I think thats one of the american "improper" past tenses like Sung/Sang.
@NT.9910 ай бұрын
I've corrected it to "drew". English is not my first language and I wrote the comment without thinking about it too much.
@davidsmith882610 ай бұрын
He painted it you troglodyte
@kittycat286310 ай бұрын
The proof that Maivi did the art is that there were no spontaneous popups saying that art is Vale’s passion.
@ch1pr1to10 ай бұрын
At this point of Vale's career, the most psychological torturing thing to do would be to make a normal game and see everyone freaking out thinking what the catch
@Arxtxc10 ай бұрын
Omg yeah, he actually makes(coding or not) a fair game that has been play tested and just invites some of his normal victims(Lynx, Maivi, Chamber, Candy, Soll, Virtial, etc) and watches the chaos ensue
@tundcwe12310 ай бұрын
I think they played a normal game of Diplomacy, it's just that Teddy was in a life threatening situation
@Irish_Enderman10 ай бұрын
@@tundcwe123but Vale didn't make that so it's more believable that it's normal than if he did
@eclipserepeater246610 ай бұрын
@@tundcwe123 Normal Diplomacy is already a torture game.
@IAmTanker10 ай бұрын
Stop, you might give him an idea.
@eloy844910 ай бұрын
59:41 here it is the moment that idle death Gamble hits the 777 jackpot, and in fact it only lose to the trust fund baby + leage player, those two combined are like an automatic win
@123Todayy10 ай бұрын
The strongest present gambler vs the strongest league player in history
@doctorofskillz29326 ай бұрын
Stand proud lynx, you're strong
@ivgorm936510 ай бұрын
Can't belive lynx is surprised that vale lied about the lenght of something involving tabletop sim lmfao
@ivgorm936510 ай бұрын
also holy shit this is probably the funniest video yet im in tears at m0 flunking out and earning 6 shilling
@MsJesterJP10 ай бұрын
The fact that the trust fund baby won is so real to life. He'll write a memoir from his mansion retirement home about how he made it all on his own with no help too
@trygveplaustrum463410 ай бұрын
*I LOVE how you “spin” the wheel, and then a die drops from the sky.*
@Drazil23210 ай бұрын
I love how the torture version is actually more fun and creative than the original, lmao
@RepChris10 ай бұрын
As a German, you made the train driver job too nice.
@chinsaw272710 ай бұрын
What Vale should have done is make the Gambler job a non-College and College job, just for that extra realism
@Burning_Marshmallow10 ай бұрын
I mean going to college is already a gamble on its own, so there wouldn’t be a need to add a profession of “gambler” as you’ve already have all the negative effects from it.
@chinsaw272710 ай бұрын
@@Burning_Marshmallow Many College Students turn to gambling to “pay” off their debt. That’s why such change would be for the sake of realism, not gameplay purposes.
@kugelblitzkrieg10 ай бұрын
It also should’ve been riskier, where you can lose the job just like the trust fund baby and possibly also go into inescapable debt. That way it’s a TRUE gamble. Would love to see a sequel where you have to pay for your child(ren)’s tuition or not, with cards reflecting both (like one becomes a bum and wastes their tuition, or they make it as an entrepreneur and disowns you if you gave preferential tuition to other children). It should be like insane monopoly-levels of torture.
@Burning_Marshmallow10 ай бұрын
@@chinsaw2727 That does make a lot of sense. It would be funny to see someones already horrible debt double a couple of times just to break even at the very end, while still being in debt.
@weeb32448 ай бұрын
@@kugelblitzkrieg I think instead you should have the option to quit the gambling job; no true gambler will ever lose it beyond their control
@Talguy2110 ай бұрын
Maivi did a great job on the art btw. Really adds to the charm of this hellscape. :)
@fortyfive-fortified10 ай бұрын
As a latrine pit inspector in Aberdeen who makes £2,000 a year, I can confirm this is the happiest job on Earth.
@BombGuyYT10 ай бұрын
And you can work at home!
@battadia10 ай бұрын
Really good hours, too!
@fortyfive-fortified10 ай бұрын
@@battadia Don’t forget about the random $1 (even though I get paid in pounds) bonuses. Makes work so much more exciting!
@Atellas9 ай бұрын
If this is actually your job, I’m sorry if this is really rude, but why? Is 2000 pounds a lot where you live? I’m very confused. Sorry if this comes off as ignorant.
@fortyfive-fortified9 ай бұрын
@@Atellas it’s a joke, all is well :)
@WWFanatic07 ай бұрын
"Just 'cause you're drunk doesn't mean the economy doesn't function" is perhaps my favorite quote so far
@eebergkamen10 ай бұрын
As a German I have never seen a happy or married train driver so I can confirm everything in this video
@saudade78424 ай бұрын
One of my buddies drives freight trains in the U.S. and I have never seen a man hate his job more
@rotsteinkatze326710 ай бұрын
As a german i want to comment on the represantation of our train drivers in this video. It is very acurate that the first thing they do on their job is to strike. There are four different unions for the DB, if one strikes jts enough for chaos.
@NovelPond10 ай бұрын
It's not my fault i came in last, My train got delayed. God i love DB
@naenaemister504810 ай бұрын
i do gotta ask are they known for bad trains
@3d_luna1410 ай бұрын
The trains are not bad mostly but they're late, really really late... It's a good meme in germany but in general it's just sad @@naenaemister5048
@ser_igel10 ай бұрын
@@naenaemister5048 nah their trains are amazing their compliance with the timetable however is not
@ser_igel10 ай бұрын
although when i was in germany back in 2008 i've been told the exact opposite, that they had it to seconds
@vanadis242010 ай бұрын
@@ser_igelI’ve been to Germany this August and I can tell you that the DB has an incredible network with a less than good timetable management
@glasket_10 ай бұрын
It's astonishing how close Chamber got with the league career ending prediction.
@rioriorio1710 ай бұрын
57:31 the whole exchange about House Jobbie was easily the funniest thing in the video, almost crying
@zimNvgcatsfan10 ай бұрын
JOBBIE IS FREE!
@MisterFribble9 ай бұрын
that exchange was beyond hilarious
@SoulburgersSoll9 ай бұрын
It was pretty funny but the iron lung free lunch had me in tears
@ants6212 ай бұрын
I legit couldn't breathe
@Bruno-dv3ym10 ай бұрын
the gambler losing to a dice roll at the very end is so fucking fitting
@Calamitri10 ай бұрын
One day, Valefisk will make an actually fair game, but he’ll have no friends to play it with due to all of the torture he put them through.
@equilintogo537810 ай бұрын
Jokes on you, Vale is fully aware of that and he will never make a fair game
@blu800910 ай бұрын
@@equilintogo5378maybe the fair game was the friends we lost along the way
@xaviersavard634310 ай бұрын
Vale? Fair game? Im not a gambling man, but i wouldnt bet on it
@nalan12210 ай бұрын
pretty sure they have no choice at this point
@thesalvager302010 ай бұрын
@@xaviersavard6343 Didn't you watch the video? Why aren't you a gambling man!
@silverfishofdoom131210 ай бұрын
I just realized, the salaries that use pound shilling are always going to change and be slightly different each time you play… Vale, you need to add an update with a job using a volatile currency
@jdd8818 күн бұрын
So Cryptobro?
@HolyDeathFridge10 ай бұрын
I do love seeing my padded room background being put to good use
@january0th10 ай бұрын
Thanks for making it super internet star fridge
@solo_74110 ай бұрын
they locked me in a room…
@pyroratt10 ай бұрын
@@solo_741a rubber room
@kiwigaming0910 ай бұрын
@@solo_741a rubber room....
@theapexsurvivor953810 ай бұрын
@@solo_741A rubber room with rat-human hybrid children.
@akleughuglouh10 ай бұрын
Valefisk about to meme his way into a degree in game design
@orionstarhunter654810 ай бұрын
I cant believe Vale rigged the game, trying to show how gamblers will never beat an honest career, absolutely scandalous
@BaronVonMott10 ай бұрын
A trust-fund baby who eventually played League professionally? Even gambling is more honest than that... 😂
@jaeusa16010 ай бұрын
@@BaronVonMott Gambling takes a lot more skill too.
@nekorisakirisame132310 ай бұрын
@@jaeusa160considering he plays on the lcs you are not wrong
@ser_igel10 ай бұрын
@@jaeusa160 he was more rounder than gambler tbh
@RedPandaStan10 ай бұрын
most unrealistic part of this is everyone ended up mostly fine in the end
@timothymclean2 ай бұрын
Must be Baby Boomer Life.
@SheerSniper710 ай бұрын
You can make this worse by giving anyone on the college path a Midterm test. They have 30 mins to answer obscure questions like "What is Valefisk's most popular video?" and "How many cubic centimeters are in a football field?"
@equilintogo537810 ай бұрын
Make it a paradox quiz show
@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj10 ай бұрын
“I Made A Board Game To Torture People” and idk.
@Eggbaritone10 ай бұрын
Wait cubic? No way they make you find the volume of a field
@battadia10 ай бұрын
Question 2 would be 0, as a football field is a plane
@Lam6da9810 ай бұрын
Which kind of football?
@michaelcarlton148410 ай бұрын
I feel like he should partner up with the guy making the Uno Amalgam. Just straight up the most cursed party game ever.
@knickohr0110 ай бұрын
As someone who uses the DB almost daily, I appreciate the DB train driver job. Also, the fact that the first thing that happened after Novel got the job was a strike is really realistic (there have been two strikes in the last three or four weeks and now they are discussing to strike longer than one day at a time starting january...). But as long as they aren't striking, they also aren't unloved. They are just easily annoyed when people block the door or when the train gets delayed because of a defective signal or too much traffic or if the train takes a wrong turn because the switch was set the wrong way. I think this is completely understandable. So it's not a job for the unloved, but for people who don't love themselves. Also, some of them make funny announcements. P.S.: Get well, Jan.
@mantha691210 ай бұрын
American here: what's the deal with DB? It sounds like the employees are nice enough, but the company sucks at their business lol.
@SuperDropsX10 ай бұрын
@@mantha6912 The deal with DB is that it got privatized in some thatcher-esque effort to make it more efficient, but all it did was make them profit oriented and so they let the rail network rot and kept unperpaying the conductors and now it's always strikes and construction and like always people are too stupid to blame the fuckups at the top
@mantha691210 ай бұрын
ah :/@@SuperDropsX
@knickohr0110 ай бұрын
@@mantha6912 As @SuperDropsX explained, they got privatized and turned into a profit oriented company (even though the state is still the lone shareholder). To summarize how much they let the stuff rot: 30-50 years ago, the phrase "Pünktlich wie die Deutsche Bahn" (= as punctual as a german train) was used as a compliment for people who are reliable and always on time. In 2021, only 65.2% of interregional trains were on time. And if that sounds bad, keep in mind, that firstly a train counts as on time if it arrives at its destination less than six minutes later than planned. This might sound somewhat reasonable, but it also means that your train might arrive "on time" but you end up missing your connection. Additionally, a train that got cancelled doesn't appear in that statistic at all. I mostly use the regional public transport and I've also seen some things. Every winter, they have to reduce the frequency of their trains because too many conductors are sick (I mean yeah, that happens, but if that happens year after year, you'd think they would plan ahead). Other reasons why they reduced the frequency included that they realized they can't couple different models of trains and that the wheels wore down faster than expected. Some other highlights of my daily commutes include: -A train being stuck in the station for 90 min, because one door was defective and the train couldn't start with it opended -A train taking a wrong turn. All passengers then had to leave the train and take a much smaller one to get back to the last station -One of the extendable boards used to cover the gap between train and platform could not be retracted, because the train was overloaded and the board was pressed onto the ground too hard. Every passenger had to leave the train, so that the conductor could close all of the doors and open them again without the board. This caused quite the delay. And of course there are also lots of delays and often cancellations in regional transport.
@Darkprosper10 ай бұрын
Strike longer than one day at a time ? Wow, as a friend from across the Rhine, that sounds like absolutely nothing, it's wild ^^
@navypilot4710 ай бұрын
28:43 I love how Vale's Gregor Samsa steam profile has come full circle with this one.
@n0ttsweet_10 ай бұрын
Plot twist : Jan didn't have pneumonia, he just knew not to play another game with Vale.
@princesssoybean10 ай бұрын
He put wet socks on and slept with the window open to get pneumonia. Anything is better than vale’s torture
@patrickholzer641510 ай бұрын
As someone who knows the Deutsche Bahn quite well, I think it's hillarious that the DB conducter only rolled 1s. Very fitting.
@TOOTHBRUSHDUCK10 ай бұрын
One day Vale will do the most shocking twist of all; making a fair game
@justindieterich177310 ай бұрын
Doesn't the ChatGPT game count? It's the most playable of his games.
@ArcticArmy10 ай бұрын
@@justindieterich1773 vale didnt make it tho, thats the entire reason why its fair
@TheRedKing24710 ай бұрын
This is possibly the greatest video you've made since the Geoguesser quiz. Such a wild ride with so many ups and downs for each person, with everyone getting a story to tell. Not to mention so many little bits built up over the video that were absolutely hilarious. Peak Valefisk right here.
@notarealfirstnamenotareall74610 ай бұрын
"Who's going to actually pay off their student loans" "I literally don't have any money, I'm in double debt" Vales torture is now directed at the viewers as well.
@kylesimmons945710 ай бұрын
I’m surprised that “Fluids collector at the Inverness Canine Fertility Clinic” wasn’t a possible job
@sarahrichards128110 ай бұрын
I was laughing so hard through this whole video that I was physically unable to fold clothes.
@SteveAkaDarktimes10 ай бұрын
this is such a beautifully specific comment.
@jenkinsfamily222910 ай бұрын
We need a sequel to this video. This game has so much playtime potential.
@onebigfox831010 ай бұрын
I have a really bad headache and am known for laughing until i can't breathe and cough my lungs out so this was a highly funny and *INCREDIBLY* painful video to watch
@mantha691210 ай бұрын
Just like the real U.S.! :'D
@WitchKing-Of-Angmar10 ай бұрын
Good
@lavatacoburrito941010 ай бұрын
Played this myself with a couple of friends. The guy who got Pro League Player got Dubai Poop Truck Driver immediately after losing the the League job. The Pro League Player to Dubai Poop Truck Driver pipeline is so real.
@SinaHeuberger10 ай бұрын
Sacrificing a child to grow another testicle? As a train driver? Sounds like a normal business day on Frankfurt main station
@SneaktheWolfАй бұрын
That’s just a normal day
@YoutubeCommonman_Totas10 ай бұрын
I like how Maivi has just become your right hand man im these torture games
@redvemr10 ай бұрын
this game looks legitimately good, i would play this if it were a board game
@Johnsen290Games10 ай бұрын
I like this version more than the official versions, it's actually fun and painful like Monopoly.
@nemtudom507410 ай бұрын
Well, its up on the tabletop simulator workshop, so you only need the game and friends
@void-creature10 ай бұрын
Okay, call me crazy, but this is the first one that looks ACTUALLY FUN to play. Like, unironically more fun than the actual game of life
@timothymclean2 ай бұрын
I'm getting mixed signals here. You're saying that it looks fun to play, but also that it's comparable to the actual Game of Life?
@void-creature2 ай бұрын
@@timothymclean no, MORE fun than the original. (Which isn't saying a **lot** , but still!)
@VultureXVАй бұрын
Reality breeds harshness. Harshness fosters authenticity. Authenticity promotes relatability. Relatability is the foundation of humor.
@ragnarrocksoft909610 ай бұрын
Maivi really needs to stop helping with these soon if she wants to dodge the inevitable trial
@hook599510 ай бұрын
"masc, fem, and green" as a plant (green) i LOVE the representation! Keep up the awesome work, Vale!
@sarahmaxima10 ай бұрын
I laughed when they said "this is probably one of your future career paths" and then i remembered my first job after droping out was telemarketing.
@cadenisforeverbored161210 ай бұрын
ur a brave one 🙏🙏🙏
@sarahmaxima10 ай бұрын
@@cadenisforeverbored1612 bruh i lasted 2 weeks before i moved to retail. Fuck that shit.
@M0123-j6i10 ай бұрын
I hope you didn't become an Ape Urine collector afterwards...
@sarahmaxima10 ай бұрын
@@M0123-j6i nope, i have not sunk that low lol.
@based9808 ай бұрын
L pfp
@davidsalisbury168810 ай бұрын
23:59 I laughed/cried pretty hard here. I was in software for 12 years, and when I finally left corporate because of my depression, I was making $120,000 a year.
@mikkelhedidi616610 ай бұрын
"Vale, the sadist, tortures his masochist friends" Part 999999
@TalynCo10 ай бұрын
And I'd watch another 999999 episodes
@tylerpakish571210 ай бұрын
I'm waiting for the day that Vale opens up his own LLC (Beyond the Vale Entertainment, (Its ok you can have that for free ;) ) that specializes in board games). Eventually surpassing Milton Bradley and the Hasbro Corporation, and ultimately making it to Chateau de billionaire. (Not gonna lie, I would pay the 40 dollars if this was an actual game.)
@bananatom765310 ай бұрын
Vale, YOU MADE LIFE, YOU MADE THE ACTUAL LIFE. YOU'VE MADE A GAME THAT PROPERLY SHOWS WHAT LIFE TRULY IS. YES!!!!
@simonbas64 ай бұрын
Lynx Gyrating between "its so over" and "we're so back" on a turn by turn basis is fucking gorgeous and i love it
@PerfectZeroMusic_10 ай бұрын
I'm always impressed at Vale's ability to create new -fun- forms of -torture- -pain- erm... entertainment, yes that's the one
@nicolasrededeo80510 ай бұрын
The Egg Factory job makes more sense if its a Fabergé egg factory with those damages costs
@timothymclean2 ай бұрын
They don't make Fabergé eggs in factories. Or at all, after the Russian Revolution.
@jojobinx402010 ай бұрын
"6 of which had no idea what they were getting into" I think the ptsd from your previous games should give them an idea of what they're getting into at this point.
@MeonLights10 ай бұрын
The rat-human hybrid being gambled away is a great backstory for a DnD character...
@mooredaxon10 ай бұрын
4th time asking for the ultimate SPS tournament (Second person shooter) two teams of two face off against each other in the FPS shooter of your choice, but they can only see the game through their teammate's perspective.
@mantha691210 ай бұрын
ingenious
@bigcheese106110 ай бұрын
I think Lynx still did win, he had the gambler lifestyle, rat-wives, mutant children and a horse, that’s such a big win
@roaminginlimbo10 ай бұрын
I was literally just binging your board game torture videos when I got the notification for this - I can't wait to see what unspeakable horrors you'll put the gang through this time
@LilacStarbloom10 ай бұрын
PLEASE make a second one of these, it was genuinely hilarious
@CheezeSpartan10 ай бұрын
Oh boy, another Valefisk board game. I sure hope everyone has a good time!
@Pigraider2687 ай бұрын
I really love how you made gambling in this game. It does feel like actual gambling, which some games struggle to implement. Well done :D
@LovesickJo10 ай бұрын
Vale, I believe you and your friends would greatly enjoy the recently released "Godgame Trillhouse edition" published to tabletop Sim's workshop by socksbox and his friends. I would definitely pay a hundred bucks to see you play that, that is, if I even had that kind of money in the first place.
@MrsProudlyCanadian10 ай бұрын
I love how complicit Maivi is in your torture videos now. She always seems to know ahead of time what everyone is in for, and yet still shows up
@25aida10 ай бұрын
“Money may not bring happiness but GAMBLING definitely does” Lynx 2023
@malice608110 ай бұрын
Suprised at the pfp
@25aida10 ай бұрын
@@malice6081 Why?
@spawnofhell936010 ай бұрын
Thank you for the goblin representation, finally my life is complete
@aaronho191410 ай бұрын
We must ping him to remind him to add the link to the game in the description.
@nothanks3910 ай бұрын
i have great news
@clasher078510 ай бұрын
The sad thing is that this game probably only needs some name changes for a lot of people to decide to play it, Vale has (probably on accident, lets be honest) actually made a somewhat balanced game
@Miss_Trillium10 ай бұрын
25:56 I am that current trajectory 😅 went to college, flunked out, deep in debt, and I'm an assistant manager at a place. Family is close to disowning me for other reasons--the job is the one good thing I've got going on currently
@guywithnounderstandingofth758610 ай бұрын
Pogs in the chat
@MadManW1thABox8 ай бұрын
"Eggman and Gambler" a story about the creation of the Casino Zone
@johnnumber566010 ай бұрын
I still lie in wait of the Campaign for North Africa video. I wonder if it will be more painful to play or to edit. God Speed, comrade Vale
@cipkasvay10 ай бұрын
"Bro is getting paid like... peaky blinders money" had me fucking dead hahahahaahahaha
@RADZIO89510 ай бұрын
I just finished 3h+ jerma's house flipper 2 video which was an amazing experience and now I get over 1h video from vale, jesus I'm eating good today
@theultimatepielord869710 ай бұрын
Of course Maivi's the one who was in on it. Vale's partner in crime.
@FZCgaming10 ай бұрын
1 hour of 18 minutes of fun to watch :D
@AxeSoul10 ай бұрын
35:30 um, ackually, if you REALLY knew the lore, in the season 4 finale of Young Sheldon, Meemaw states that he is the older brother and Sheldon clarifies that he was older by 2 minutes!
@gamemaster6663310 ай бұрын
Ich möchte Sie wissen lassen, dass ein Job im Zuggeschäft voller Liebe von all Ihren dankbaren Fahrgästen ist
@LtSniperVille10 ай бұрын
I hate how accurate this is. I work at a convenience center on a damn island, work hard as hell and the gamblers that visit me make more money than me.
@melville736710 ай бұрын
Maivi has become the Amanda to Vale's jigsaw
@crow_is_trash10 ай бұрын
No way Lynx called PedeJo the biggest loser in call for making an Evangelion reference, after making a Radiohead reference *twice* /j
@Aldenfenris10 ай бұрын
I'd love to see you and Magic the Noah do a collab on a crazy game, haha.
@cozydub86139 ай бұрын
I have no idea why but the wording of "Your oldest child is destroyed" absolutely killed me. I got the mental image of one of those huge industrial shredders.
@randomperson617610 ай бұрын
"I Made an Unfair Board Game." Vale... I think you gonna have to be more specific than that, this ain't exactly the first time 💀
@MscizorMaster10 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard throughout the video, all the others hav been gunny as well but this one has been physically painfully funny. Thank you Vale
@Solll010 ай бұрын
Life Finds A Way.
@boxeaterr10 ай бұрын
The full circle of League into Dubai Poop Driver is peak.
@BenoPope10 ай бұрын
thank you for the nonbinary representation of goblin. I've never felt more included.
@ricolorenz730710 ай бұрын
I'm pissed that they ignored the joke about the prior league pro, who is now driving poop trucks in Dubai, is still carrying his teammates. That's absolute gold.