I Was VERY WRONG About *JURASSIC PARK*

[@Itsjack66]

a little fact for those who also spent years not realising, the owner of the park John was played by David Attenborough's brother Richard Attenborough (RIP)

[@jamesskates7558]

I did not know that, cool fact

[@dyldog]

Idk how I could’ve realized that, I didn’t know he had a brother

[@protonaccount2811]

They spared no expense.

[@Y.Gigantae]

I realized it this year that they are brothers!

[@lisabeloved]

I only learned this JUST now! 😮

[@JohnFnLopez]

Fun fact: I'm in this movie as an Ingen hunter. We show up right after the trailer goes over the cliff. It was really fun being an extra. The cast was personable, and the crew was awesome. We all had fun.

[@cameronhermann9400]

Cool dude 😎 also u misspelled trailer. Still cool u were an extra in a movie like this ✊

[@WayneQuashie-qe7xd]

AWESOME!!!!! 😎

[@JohnFnLopez]

@@cameronhermann9400 thank you. Fixed.

[@Summer_Tea]

Was that your only scene or were you in the long grass too?

[@ChezaWR]

That sounds amazing! Wish I was an extra on a dino movie!!

[@Sabre2JZ]

"Why does she not have any shoes on?" I mean you literally saw her walking from the beach lmaoooo

[@wyattrussell5396]

I was more baffled he just laughed if she was bit by a snake and was not ok she didnt have on shoes..

[@ladyleatherlace4750]

@@wyattrussell5396 Bit in the neck by a snake. Too far.

[@LiberPater777]

​@ladyleatherlace4750 Well not if it was hanging from a branch or something. The neck can easily be reached in that case.

[@rogergarciaofficial]

The double dialogue is something Spielberg did in the first movie as well, when John didn't like hearing about the specifics about how lethal raptors were so he started a side conversation with Ellie while Alan and Robert talked raptors.

[@CoffeeMatt10]

It’s something that people do in real life, I get that it feels a little oversaturated from a movie standpoint though.

[@jaereth4376]

It’s executed really well in the first film, and feels a little forced in the second. It grounds the dialogue in reality, BUT if not executed well, can be distracting. I think part of that execution is having one conversation (primary, main thing you want an audience to hear) slightly louder sound design wise than the other. Then the secondary convo becomes something fun to listen for in a rewatch. Or if you’re ADHD, like me, you can hear both. 😂

[@scottb3034]

it's a spielberg signature. He does that a lot in his movies. Another signature is a reluctant or bad father figure that grows as the movie goes on. Both JP movies have that as well.

[@BigOSnackary]

Eddie’s death sucks so much cause he did everything in his power to try and save his friends. R.I.P. a legend

[@tibsky1396]

I really wish this had happened to Vince Vaughn's character or Sarah, not Eddie.

[@TheDuffman1812]

⁠@@tibsky1396for real it should’ve happened to Vince’s character. I never liked him or anything he’s acted in. He plays *Vince Vaughn* in everything.

[@tibsky1396]

@@TheDuffman1812 Personally, I have nothing against the actor, but I find his character even more psychotic than some INGEN employees. Everything that happens is largely his fault, especially with the T-REX. As for Sarah Harding, I find her introduction quite clumsy, it quickly becomes boring. I find her much better in the book.

[@jonasgrant]

@@tibsky1396 Book Sarah would slap the shit out of film Sarah.

[@tibsky1396]

@@jonasgrant Yeah, she is badass in the novel.

[@heather6103]

Fun fact: We assume the baby t-rex’s leg was already broken or broken on purpose by Roland Tembo to lure the adult however in a deleted scene, it’s Peter Ludlow who is very drunk and stumbles, falling onto the baby and breaking its leg. If that didn’t happen, Nick and Sarah would not have felt the need to help out and essentially kidnap the baby which ultimately led to Eddie’s death.

[@lionhead123]

The baby was still chained to the ground though. Nick would have definitely tried to rescue it. But setting its leg wouldn't have been necessary then i suppose.

[@TJ2T-MAL]

Him holding his dog: as vicious as a raptor Dog: am baby

[@theshiftybloke4672]

Such an adorable dog

[@ACU_misfit]

Hes a good boy 🐶

[@dvnielle_t]

"did you guys not learn from the first one?" that's it. that's the whole series.

[@LordInsidious]

1:03 I love how even Alex's dog looks unimpressed by his owner's poor yet hilarious attempts at not angering the wife.😂😂😂😂

[@ajs8788]

A common trait in Spielberg films is having overlapping conversations. It's supposed to be off-putting. This mirrors real life and it also suggests that the characters are not in-sync with each other. So your reaction was exactly what he was going for!

[@ulfurkjalkur5165]

Between the humor with your wife and your dog this is probably one of my favorite intros 😂😂

[@ricothealien9295]

Fun fact. Deters death was similar to John Hammond's in the book. Old man fell down a hill, broke his ankle, and the compies bit and ripped chunks out of him till he was dead. He started feeling fuzzy warm and calm cause of their venom

[@Verasoul]

@@ricothealien9295 I have a feeling that Spielberg changed it because Richard was so damn charming as John Hammond that is felt wrong to kill him off so unceremoniously.

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@Verasoulplus John Hammond isn't a bad guy he's just very naive

[@Verasoul]

@@painvillegaming4119 I'll take "Most obvious character traits in Jurassic Park?" for $500.

[@rosmu1130]

0:48 This ferocious pitbull looks so cute and sweet older gentleman. 🥰

[@flingonber]

His face at 01:12 made me laugh so hard 🤣

[@laraq07]

@@flingonber You can just hear doggy thinking to himself "the humiliation I go through just for some bargain brand canned food daily".

[@twincesseszeigler4366]

I love pitties.

[@dianedavid3052]

@@laraq07This!! He’s like, “I am aware y’all but he feeds me so…” 😂😂😂

[@willcline5918]

Roland is not an employee of Ingen. He's a hunter who was hired to guide the Ingen expedition. So he had no part in the creation of the dinos, he just wanted to hunt them because he's taken on every major game animal on Earth and is bored out of his mind (honestly ,you should watch the deleted scenes to learn more about his character)

[@divinelangene6813]

In the book apparently his Hammond's nephew

[@Chaotic42Kami]

@@divinelangene6813 Roland doesn't exist in the book. He was a movie only character they had to create because they killed Muldoon in the first movie, while he survives in the book. Hammond's nephew is the other guy, Ludlow.

[@divinelangene6813]

@@Chaotic42Kami ohhhhh, I got them confused😂😂thanks

[@Verasoul]

@@Chaotic42Kami I never read the books, but from what I heard, Michael Crichton didn't even want to write a sequel to Jurassic Park, but was pressured into it by Universal Studios after the massive success of the first movie. After he caved and wrote it, the studio graciously chose to follow nothing from it but the title. Makes sense why the movie for it is such a disjointed mess. Most glaring flaws to me was the ship crew after it crashed at the city docks. When I was old enough to realize that the T-Rex couldn't have killed the ship's crew that transported it as it was still locked up in the main chamber, it makes no sense as to how the ship made it to it's destination, regardless of it crashing, when they all died before even leaving the coast of the island as whatever killed them wasn't on the ship anymore.

[@misterbubbles6389]

Fun fact: the opening scene with the little girl and the Compies was actually based on a scene from the original book, where she did survive but it also confirmed that the dinosaurs had actually made it onto the mainland in Costa Rica

[@trinitybernhardt9944]

It was also only one, making her survival much more understandable. The way the discount Gosling went to was the way a very prominent character in book 1 went too. I don't want to spoil. A lot of the scenes from this movie were scenes people complained about missing in the first adaptation. I still re-read Jurassic Park a lot. Excellent book made into a very strong movie.

[@VenomGuy117]

Well thats something i didn't know. Thank you

[@larrybremer4930]

A lot of JP book was borrowed for JP2 and 3 movies and even the universal ride. For anyone that has not read the book you need to do so. The movie faithfully reproduces the nature of the story but not its substance. The book is simply fantastic, but also far more violent. Simply put if the book was faithfully reproduced into a movie it would have an X rating for violence before Dr Grant even arrives on the island. Its brutal.

[@mamaseesa3122]

Yeah there was a baby attacked as well, they probably didn't want to film that.

[@VenomGuy117]

@@mamaseesa3122 oh my God. That's dark.

[@janak132]

The camera used by the actors in this movie is a Nikon F5. It was a film based camera. Digital cameras only started outselling film based cameras by 2003. Kodak stopped making most film based cameras in 2004 and Nikon followed in 2006. One of the quickest technological turnovers we've had.

[@groenekever]

Indeed and memory cards where not there jet. First digital camera’s used floppy’s

[@danielhuyton3266]

Eddie is the most badass character without a doubt. Two T-Rexs tearing the car apart trying to get him. And not once did he take his foot off the pedal keeping that rv up for as long as possible. I always thought he did as he tries to get the gun but after rewatching years ago i noticed the clear traction from the tyres.

[@gabeminor2617]

Without a doubt. One of my favorite characters in general.

[@MrGpschmidt]

The cruel irony is the rifle had that instant poison that would've saved his life had he shot the Rexes.

[@trinitybernhardt9944]

​@@MrGpschmidthe was trying to get it in position, but couldn't do it in time.

[@larrybremer4930]

The rifle was hung up on cargo netting, he was trying to raise it but couldnt

[@tibsky1396]

I really wish this would happen to Vince Vaugh's character or Sarah, not Eddy.

[@kylescears9486]

“See he looks scary.” Then the dog continues to stick his tongue out to make it so his dad don’t fool his subscribers. The doggo is like i’m silly and a goodest boy😂💀

[@Poisonouscosmic]

Malcolm's reaction in specific when they all first heard the T-Rex roar always gives me chills.

[@M1cha3lP]

"in specific"... what do you mean???

[@patrickvarga7789]

Because he was in the first movie, he also encountered a T-Rex. In this group, he is the only one to have encountered and heard that roar and what it meant.​@M1cha3lP

[@mamaseesa3122]

​@patrickvarga7789 exactly. The PTSD he must've felt in that moment, and the knowledge that he couldn't give in to his feelings because he had to keep a level head to survive AND he had to keep his daughter alive this time.

[@scoobysnak07]

Aw shit, here we go again

[@patrickvarga7789]

@mamaseesa3122 don't forget his daughter and the others but again poor Eddie the man was the only one who didn't deserve death wish he made it

[@marktaylorauthor1000]

Eddie’s death is one of the most heartbreaking of all time. The dude was a true hero. And this is my favorite of the 3 for the Goldblum factor and the dialogue you didn’t like. I love the layered dialogue showing how disconnected they were from Ian trying to get them all off the island.

[@Rogues4Ever]

That is the most Labrador looking Pit Bull I've seen LOL

[@Andregiant08]

There are 5 breeds of pitbulls

[@beetlebob4675]

​​@@Andregiant08 My friend has the bully pitt breed. He has won several dog shows. He's a big, muscular, snorting, spoiled, grunting baby.😂❤

[@Andregiant08]

@beetlebob4675 lol, that's awesome. I've always loved seeing the different pets going up

[@tommylinehan3497]

Theae editor’s notes are killing me 😂 so freaking funny.

[@GunnarBarker]

Technically when Ian said “Ooh aah that’s how it always starts. But later there’s running and screaming.” could be the summary for every Jurassic Park/World film for the characters in the franchise. I love this franchise. I can’t wait to see you react to the rest of the series. Also, I hope that you have a good day Alex.

[@christopherbowers7236]

Tom cardy song about binging all the movies. 'Wow they are truly majeatic and deserve our respect,RUN' -every JP movie lol

[@williamholke3325]

Your reaction to the jumpscare was gold, but was even better was your "God damn" right afterwards that went perfectly to the music 🤣🤣🤣

[@Fiveshere]

About the raptors, these ones are feral and kinda mad. It's explained in some appendices. So they are not the smart and calculating raptors we are used to in the series.

[@theeternalshade2981]

The most infuriating part of Lost World is how everybody is just disregarding Ian about how dangerous the island is, like he hasn't been through this shit before. That's why there were two conversations going on at that one point; because he was trying to convince them to leave and they gave his insight so little consideration that they were having their own conversation and simply ignoring him.

[@brandondeakins564]

Disagree, by far the most infuriating part is attempting to suspend disbelief hard enough to accept that an 80lb little girl drop kicked a 2000+ lb alpha predator out of a window. Imagine as a full grown adult how hard you would need to kick to kick a tiger off a ledge, now make the tiger weigh 3x as much while being twice as strong. That single scene has made me despise this movie since I was a little kid

[@themetalhippieplays7993]

Ryan Goslings ”less talented father” is the swedish actor Peter Stormare who played the russian cosmonaut in Armageddon and the swedish eye surgeon in Minority Report, among many many many many many many other Hollywood roles. He is also a blues musician and humanitarian. A swedish hero!

[@yvonnelaroe7211]

The Russian Grim Reaper 😂

[@jimcars6468]

He was also in Fargo.

[@AmyL._orcgirl]

I love him in Constantine.

[@brendaedwards6741]

He also played (arguably) the best Satan to ever appear on screen - in 'Constantine'. Awesome actor!

[@bugman72]

He was also in John Wick 2. He played Viggo's brother, Abram Tarasov and was the one holding John's Mustang at the beginning of the movie.

[@TheDahaka1]

30:25 That's a coral snake. Extremely lethal. Other non-venomous snakes mimic its coloration because in the animal world the more colored you are, the less you fear being seen, so yeah, when you see a brightly colored snake, you should assume it's very dangerous, especially in a jungle.

[@recyclops5795]

The girl’s comparison of the compy to a bird is actually very accurate despite it not having wings.

[@Punslinger1005]

26:13 “Not Ryan Gosling” used to play just about every Russian side character in every movie between 1995-2010

[@CoffeeMatt10]

Peter Stormare, who is actually Swedish. Hollywood always casts European actors as characters from other European countries (eg Sir Sean Connery as a Spaniard in Highlander 😂)

[@lionhead123]

"that why i said 'touch nothing' but you're all a bunch of cowboys."

[@kenauwagenaar5251]

Isn't that the guy who also plays a italian mafia boss in Prison Break?

[@Punslinger1005]

@@CoffeeMatt10 And Sean Connery as a Russian Submarine Captain in Hunt for Red October

[@scottb3034]

@@Punslinger1005 He's not Russian, he's Lithuanian.

[@user-wi9fu3fc2l]

Actually melanin gene is actually the dominant gene...lol

[@errolowl1]

Yep, I blinked for a minute at that 'male gene' remark ... wut? lol

[@tblake0110]

Yeah I got a chuckle from that one. To be fair Jurassic Park does not cover how dominant and recessive traits work🤣

[@RadicalTrivia]

So, Malcolm is Spielberg in this movie. He didn't want to do this, but he figured he'd try to rescue the project that was underway anyway. The guy who gets eaten outside of the video store is the film's screenwriter. This movie rules if you know why the choices were made.

[@warriorpredator128]

33:25 is easily my number 1 favorite jumpscare reaction

[@shaniblack9697]

I've seen it countless times and it still scares me every watch 😂

[@daQuietsho]

It's on par with Ellie in the maintenance shed too 😂😂😂

[@Kooldood0874]

Why did he go: 😯 🫸 🫷

[@GhostWatcher2024]

"It'd be awesome if she stuck her head out and there was a dinos-- FVK!!!!!!!" Dude. Your ironic timing! You were even HOPING for it and it got you good.

[@blappy01]

Especially since he was just saying it would be funny 😭

[@hedgehogofdeath6666]

38:49 nobody knows, because we've never seen a tyrannosaurus so we can't know how aggressive they where, but we do know that females get bigger and the Males likely fought over females. We can tell because there have ben cases of tyrannosaurus tooth marks in the bones of male tyrannosaurus. They also probably had lips and small amounts of thin feathers on there back's.

[@Leniathan]

23:38 "The T-Rexes just effing Lady and the Tramped his arse" got me good lol

[@neolithiumproduction]

That moment had so many genuine screams in the theaters. I even saw someone get bathed in their own soda cause they jumped so bad the lid went flying along with the liquid. Such a great jump scare.

[@HotRodimus-sg2su]

The movies actually upsized the Raptors for scare factor. They more resemble its major relative, the Dinonychus. Real Velocitaptora are about the size of a Great Dane.

[@TurboMaui]

“Editors note: Could’ve gone my whole life without seeing this” Same brother but the upside is you got paid to watch it 😂😂

[@MDB2KEntertainment]

Fun little lore about the raptors on site b, they’re more feral than the Isla nuclear raptors because instead of being raised together and learning a pecking order they were all thrown together as adults and won’t hesitate to kill each other, in the book for this film a raptor didn’t wait its turn and got torn to shreds for being out of line, also helps explain why they don’t really plan out their attacks and just go for it

[@flubzee]

1:10 “See he’s scary” *proceeds to make the goofiest friendly idk what’s goin on face*

[@tessabakker662]

"Father, why are you doing this"

[@ShadeScarecrow]

"Did you guys not learn from the first one" is pretty much the premise of every jurassic park movie that came after 😂

[@balios123]

@11:04 "Isn't that a digital camera, why is it making sound like that" The camera is a Nikon F5 film camera. The sound is the lens autofocus motor, although it is greatly exaggerated for the movie. In reality the lens would make a similar sound every time it autofocused. So perhaps their reasoning is that was shooting in manual focus and accidently turned on the autofocus, or perhaps the lens motor failed and began malfunctioning loudly.

[@christopherfife7703]

I thought that was the sound it made when it ran out of film? It's been a long time since I owned a camera like that so I could be remembering wrong

[@uttula]

It sounded more like the camera rewinding the film when it has run out. Don’t know if that particular model did that or not, but … most of them did at the time.

[@IvanRibeiro-r3o]

That is the film automatic rewinding, there were no such digital cameras back in 1996.

[@moparjoel1]

yeah not an exaggerated Auto-focus, that's the motor rewinding a spent spool of film, like most cameras did at that time.

[@jimcars6468]

It’s the sound of the film rewinding back into the canister after all the shots have been taken.

[@vycariously321]

Okay, your scream with the jump scare was so priceless you forced me to leave a comment. Funniest thing I've seen in a while. 😂

[@Jean_squat]

Jeff Goldbum is a legend lol

[@Bocland144]

First film I ever saw Jeff Goldblum in was “Earth girls are easy” with Geena Davis, Jim Carey and Damon Wayans. He was absolutely amazing and sexy as hell! 😂 Then recognised him in “The fly” and “Invasion of the body snatchers” I watched afterwards. He’s a legend! Loved his part in “Friends” as well! He can play anything and make it his own. Icon!

[@Jean_squat]

@Bocland144 lol the guys got a unique personality as it is, that when he acts, it's just him being himself. AND IT ALWAYS WORKS 😂

[@divinelangene6813]

​@@Bocland144I'm so watching that next, Freaking love Jeff Goldblum

[@divinelangene6813]

​@@Bocland144he was in friends?😂😂

[@peterdobos1606]

"The male gene is dominant, right?" Not launching into genetics 101 here is killing me.

[@KommandeurMumm]

"Not Ryan Gosling" is actor Peter Stormare, who has been active since 1978. Arguably his most famous role (or the one younger-ish people will know him from) is Satan in "Constantine" with Keanu Reeves. But he was in a lot of big movies in the 90's (mostly as a villain or side character).

[@djvwilliams]

Alex clearly needs to react to the movie “Fargo”

[@matgodfrey3465]

​@@djvwilliams oh ya.

[@HolyFudgeBalls]

I was looking for this comment. His Lucifer is fantastic!

[@sagnikadhikary2917]

And Lev from Armageddon, and a random mid-level major or something in half a dozen war movies.

[@DanielRichards644]

Like the Russian Cosmonaut in Armageddon.

[@justinsmith5651]

“Everybody knows a diagonally cut sandwich tastes better AND there’s more sandwich “ should be put on a shirt

[@noviembre.rz1]

7:14 sorry but "the male gene is dominant" is bananas, im literally taking a break from studying cellular reproduction

[@michaelklaus]

When Alex said that, I thought, "Is he serious?" for a second; then I thought, "When is he ever serious?" But I blame it on the educational system in the United States.

[@SubterrelProspector]

​Alex says some wild and ignorant stuff sometimes. With confidence too. He often assumes the MOVIE is wrong. He usually gives no credit to the filmmakers who maybe know a bit more than him. I can't tell if he's serious or if he plays it up like a persona. Either way, it can be tough to get through, especially if you're knowledgeable on a particular subject. ​@@michaelklaus

[@lyricangell]

Thank you. His comment threw me 😂

[@vodriscoll]

@@michaelklaus as someone who taught in the US educational system for 30 years, you can present material in various ways but there is no guarantee that anyone was listening for comprehension. You can lead a student to information but you can't make him learn.

[@mouldytaco2853]

@@SubterrelProspectorit’s a persona to make People Interact in the comments which uz did , wat he said wasn’t bad just having the banter watching the movie

[@azuresentry815]

"Why don't they have doors that close faster?" Honestly that's pretty quick. Doors like those (which are pretty uncommon to be powered like that on a ship anyway) don't close very quick. They're generally quite heavy and require strong latching mechanisms and hinges. There's a lot of ship design stuff that goes into it that would be a report in its own right but basically they need to be very rugged and seal pretty well so the closure mechanism is moving a lot of weight. Faster closing doors are generally insane movie inventions.

[@Tinyde1986]

The "not ryan gosling" is a famous Swedish actor, and has been in a lot of movies over the years. Chocolat, Minority Report and Armageddon to name a few

[@MrGilgalad123]

"Honey we have Pedro Pascal at home" killed me

[@Alpha-0014]

26:08 😂

[@Penlevod]

29:33 "Pedro Pascal at home" 😂

[@pemberliegh]

No male genes are not dominant. Parents give genes in a roughly 50/50 ratio and the strength of those genes is not based on the gender of the parent. There are dominant and recessive genes... But many traits are polygenic, meaning the resulting feature is determined by the combination of lots of different genes - like skin color. And how much genetic material is contributed, like the ratios of everything, and how that trait presents from that is super complex and nuanced. It's not as simple and 1:1 as what we were taught in basic HS bio class. Like mom doesn't give a single eye color gene and dad gives one and boop eye color, way more complex. So yeah, a black woman and a white man could have a child that is visually black. Hell, two dark skinned black people can have a light skinned child. Genetics are whacky. But each parent gives roughly equally in strength and volume of dna.

[@Y.Gigantae]

I love how his Pitbull just doesn´t move

[@devsiwon]

"Why do they always say things twice" 20 seconds later 21:55 "Omg.....OMG"

[@tyrannossenpai]

38:50 In the Jurassic Park universe, the females are typically larger and more aggressive than the males, but in the real world it’s hard to say because fossils can’t really tell us what gender a dinosaur is (although some pregnant specimens have been found), but it’s an accepted theory that both males and females are of equal size and aggression as adults. Again though, it’s all guesswork.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

In many modern-day reptiles, the females are larger than males of the same age (i.e. crocodiles, turtles). Also, there _are_ methods to tell female from male dinosaurs from the fossilised bones. Obviously it's harder than with mammals (where the shape of the pelvic bones differs between male and female), as dinosaurs laid eggs. But there is the medullary bone: _"In 2005, molecular biologist Mary Schweitzer and her colleagues reported on a well-preserved, small thigh bone of a Tyrannosaurus rex. The bone was discovered from the Hell Creek Formation (approx. 70 million years old) in North America._ _Examination of this bone revealed the presence of a special tissue inside the main cavity, known as the medullary bone. The medullary bone can be found in modern-day female birds. They use it as a reservoir for the calcium needed to produce hard eggshells._ _This bone is unique to female birds. Scientists thought that if this tissue was found in dinosaur bones, it would suggest that a female dinosaur died as it was preparing to lay its eggs._ _In 2016 Schweitzer and her colleagues re-examined the structure and chemical composition of the tissue within the original T. rex thigh bone. The team concluded that the tissue was definitely medullary bone as it contained more mineral content than the surrounding tissue. They therefore concluded that this T. rex really was pregnant when she died."_ Also, in dino species with feathers, fossils with preserved feathers have been found, sometimes even pigmentation patterns (not coloration though) could still be discerned on the fossilized imprints. A lot of well-preserved fossils of feathered bipedal dinosaurs have been found in the past 25 years in China (as paleontology in China only really started when China opened up to the West after decades of Maoism and isolation). Sexual dimorphism in regard to the feathers has been found, similar to sexual dimorphism in many modern bird species, where males often have additional plumage, i.e. longer tail feathers or a feather crest in addition to brighter colours, to impress the females.

[@tyrannossenpai]

@@TF2CrunchyFrog This is true, but unfortunately the fossil record is notoriously so bad, most dinosaurs aren’t even known from a whole skeleton or have only one or two specimens found. We can say a lot about T. rex because we are fortunate enough to have actually found dozens specimens, and some of them are almost entirely complete.

[@scottb3034]

@@TF2CrunchyFrog sexual dimorphism has seen reduced credibility in dinosaurs regarding size, at least in T rex. Much of the hypothesized evidence has been debunked in some form and no longer a clear indicator of gender. Also, I don't know where you got your information but male Crocs are larger than female and by a substantial amount. Turtles have quite varied relationships too. As do reptiles in general with Anoles being male size dominant. The feathers information is good though.

[@kyleenglot9184]

​@@scottb3034I guess it would depend on the species. We don't know what kind of parenting style t-rexes actually had. We can guess that they had large brains and were fairly intelligent therefore they may have had a more active role in nurturing their offspring. But it's likely females would be larger as they would likely be the nest protectors and be big enough to ward off other dinosaurs from attempting to eat their young. As we see with birds today many other bird species will attack and eat other birds eggs and young if left unprotected.

[@heroicbob]

00:34:50 To be fair she only intentionally kicked him outside. The spike being there was just bad luck for the raptor.

[@V3nomEX_DE]

33:24 I replayed this like 10 times, amazing reaction to that jump scare. Thanks Alex! :)

[@matthewfioravaniti6084]

He was right, that was AWESOME!😂

[@ErikStone1]

Sara left the island and started a shirt company. It's called "Try Sara Tops".

[@SaniyahRaks]

Thank you 😂😂😂

[@XanArt21]

3:30 originally the JP1 kids showed up at the end when Hammond has passed away and they are the funeral along with Ian Malcolm & Kelly. Because the whole 3rd act was changed they also changed that ending so that's why they show up at the beginning randomly. The original third act was in the Village /compound with the raptors chasing both groups on the roofs and then at a certain point the raptors stop their hunt because of... Pteranodons... Kelly gets picked up and dropped in a nest but they save her in time. Steven Spielberg opted for a mainland sequence instead. 12:25 Happens in the first movie as well during the raptor feeding (I like it!). 39:40 In a deleted scene Ludlow steps on the baby t rex's leg and that's how it breaks. So this is great payback.

[@jcIIXVIIIVII]

Damn Alex....THANK YOU for this. My step-dad of 29 years passed away this morning from brain cancer, after a long 3 year hard battle of 5 brain surgeries and chemo. It still hasn't fully registered yet but damn man, I needed a good laugh. Thank you!! Thank you!! Caspersight brought my mood up and you elevated it with this video. Jurassic Park is one of my all-time favorites from childhood.

[@twincesseszeigler4366]

I'm sorry for your loss.

[@JediDanD]

Your Jurassic Beast of a Pitbull :D . . . and your Jurassic Beast of a Wife X3 6:50 "Where you're going is the only place where the geese chase you" . . . Umm, what about the ones from Canada? Those brown-feathered bastards with their long black necks and white under-chins and honking in V formation X3 "A cannibal that eats children and kills them dead." He eats them before he kills them . . . X3

[@alyxgriffen5073]

LOL... there is a reason that the nickname for Canada geese is "cobra chicken."

[@MirdinAskari]

33:50 That is my favorite moment in all the Jurassic saga. No weapons, no elaborate traps; pure human ability used to defeat a predator.

[@brendaedwards6741]

Definitely cool!

[@tracim3080]

The fact he didn’t make sure his daughter actually went with another adult and was safe before he left. Kind of proves she was right he’s not the best dad 😂 She literally just goes into the trailer. She doesn’t even have to really hide. He apparently didn’t bother checking on her again after that little argument, and just left the country.

[@Nickreds20]

Yeah, that’s pretty much how it is 😆

[@Connor8609]

Doesn't say goodbye to his daughter, has no idea his girlfriend has already left for the island. He just has 0 social awareness.

[@AWSVids]

He gave her the information to contact the "troglodyte" that he was leaving her with, so he probably assumed that after their argument, she just left and went to her place without saying goodbye, since she was mad at him.

[@tracim3080]

@@AWSVids which is extremely bad parenting 😂 you should be making sure your child is actually with the other adult before you leave the country. You should never assume they did the follow up for you. Also he should be the one to contact the babysitter not the daughter 😂

[@lightninsadventures2692]

You must not have grown up in the 80's and 90's. We were left alone a lot at young ages. ​@@tracim3080

[@AdamTheGame2005]

Fyi...the mama T-rex in the 1st/2nd movie makes a heroric appearance in the future films.

[@ryanellett6032]

0:18 I freaking died 😂

[@tristanrcox]

Spielberg always includes two dialogs going on in his films.

[@nathannorth675]

Love the wife cam addition. lol. Definitely the kind of person who knows how to not just handle your fun nonsense, but even joins.

[@Nate_Marshall22691]

DUDE! The 10 seconds following 21:10 is the funniest damn thing I've ever seen in my life! 😂😂😂 I literally died rotflmao 😆😆😆 chefs kiss Aaron and Alex. Way to tag team that shit. Goddamn that was funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@mysterious_one7]

I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lungiMSP]

I cannot unsee that anymore 😂

[@nicolasribeirodossantos6082]

This is the first movie that features the iconic Universal logo with the "da dadaaaa daaaaaa da da da dadaaaaa dum dum!"

[@kruser79]

I just lost it! I am STILL chuckling after doing the hard laugh for quite a few minutes..."Who digs faster, the humans or the velociraptors? That would be awesome if she stuck her head in there and there was a dinosaur...FUUUUUUUCK!!!" LMAO!!!!!

[@RoxyBat-KittyCat]

It's always nice to see Jeff goldblum react to a Jeff goldblum movie lol

[@ElOroDelTigre]

Dude, I don't know about the US but in south america there are many snakes with those colors and patterns that are venomous as hell. Like, instant-byebye venomous.

[@vb7794]

2:27 dear editor, we love you XD

[@VynSnow]

Deinonychus is was the one used for Velociraptors. Because who's going to be scared of a dinosaur that comes up to their waist max. But yeah some of the actual names used were loosely used for some of the dinosaurs in the franchise.

[@Joxi2222]

Clone wars , pixar and lord of the rings please

[@earendilthemariner5546]

I second lotr

[@daymenpollet4202]

Yup, can't wait for more clone wars like many other fellas.

[@0biRonKenobi]

Lord of the Rings for sure.

[@Forefather-of-the-Drakes-Bayle]

Patience padawan, let him cook…

[@tyrelloge6910]

He's been watching clone wars

[@Craftyboy89]

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, being chased by the Velociraptors would be THE scariest thing ever. They were so smart and will just continue to hunt you down, and of course fast. T Rex would be terrifying of course, but he is BIG and you kinda know where he is 🤣. Unlike the Velociraptors who kinda stealthy takes you down

[@alexsim-qq3zp]

why are you basing your comments on jp ? dude a irl t-rex is stealthy. In fact he was an ambush predator.

[@kyleenglot9184]

​@alexsim-qq3zpIf basing of JP rexes I get it. In real life the T-Rex could probably sneak up on you pretty effectively, coupled with their impressive eyesight and heightened smell they would detect your scent before you even knew you were the target miles back. If I were to give some props to JP's depiction you can relate the impact tremors to the fact that OG Rexy was usually hand fed/systematically fed in a very zoo-like unconventional way. I doubt the park allows herbivores to live in the rex pen so she doesn't get to practice hunting very often and thus isn't conditioned to walk around more stealthily as she would if she was able to roam free and hone in on her predation skills.

[@AmoreMiu]

1:12 yes, very scary 😂😂😂💕

[@mortisnoctu]

🤣🤣💯

[@abeclark524]

One thing you'll notice about these movies, there's always at least one person who doesn't deserve it that gets killed.

[@attakrus]

Alex’s face when he see the passing herd of Stegosaurus is EVERYTHING! Like your inner child was awakened!

[@rainbowpegacornstudios]

I'm sorry, but if a Tyrannosaurus rex (or any predator) stuck its head in my tent while I was asleep, I'd be pissing/shitting myself. I also feel so bad when Eddie gets Lady & The Tramped by the male and female Tyrannosaurs. Side notes: 1. There are 3 popular theories on what the dorsal plates of the Stegosaurus were used for: A.) Warding off any potential predators B.) Interspecies recognition C.) Regulation of body temperature 2.) Earlier paleontologists thought that the plates of the Stegosaurus were for defense, but now it's thought that the tail spikes served that purpose 3.) It was thought that the Stegosaurus' brain was more or less the size of a walnut, but now the theory is that their brain was roughly the size of a lime. 4. Like all other Hadrosaurs, scientists believe that the Parasaurolophus (the dinosaur that Roland called Elvis) could use their crests to make hooting noises to call each other.

[@alicepbg2042]

Fear the thagomizer. Still one of the funniest reasons for a name.

[@rainbowpegacornstudios]

@@alicepbg2042 That's a weird word to describe the arrangement of the tail spikes.

[@alicepbg2042]

@@rainbowpegacornstudios it was given after the late thag simmons. but seriously, it came from a cartoon. a bunch of cavemen watching another give a presentation on the tail and they say it was named after thag... some scientist went "this is funny" and now it's the official name.

[@chrisburrelljr9270]

Remember in the first movie Ian did say he has three kids

[@astaroth_68]

T Rex or velociraptor? Okay, let's start with I'M DEAD, in both situations, no discussion. Now, I rather die with one strong bite, rather than getting cut by a claw, then heaving my arms slowly getting ripped out, and played with, and just then, be eaten alive by a smaler jaw, so I survive more to feel pain. Yeah, give me the t rex thx (this ofc talking abt Jurassic park version, the historical raptors are waaaay smaller and survivable)

[@redmoonbloodmoon3161]

maybe the best way to go: getting stomped/stepped on by the t-rex, crushed to death in an instant (hopefully)... lol... makes you wonder what it's like to splat to death... falling and splatting on the ground (or water)... does it seem instantaneous... or is it not... crushed bone, punctured/crushed organs... etc... etc etc... I'd like to think you may have a chance (very minuscule) of surviving the t-rex, though if the t-rex sees you and it's just you, probably not, but I want to think that maybe there's a chance for you to somehow make it... but there's definitely no way that's happening with the raptors...

[@bryanfoster362]

I just remember that line from Grant from the first movie, “the point is, you are alive when they start to eat you”

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

There is the Utah Raptor, though, that one is pretty large.

[@av3nger3]

36:20 the God rays (volumetric light) on the T-Rex mandible.

[@cameronhermann9400]

RIP Eddy, one of the few smart people in this movie who didn’t deserve to die. Also you are absolutely right, not one of these people followed the don’t interact command. Totally forgot about that bit of this movie.

[@KyberGaming47]

The star wars references in the editors notes💯🤙😅 And bros always got a 5 star wanted chase going on in his suburb💀😭🤣

[@notaduck--73]

there is nothing like geting home from school to see alex uplode

[@TheYgds]

The bearded paleontologist was a spoof of a popularly interviewed real life paleontologist at the time named Robert Bakker. The guy looked just like that and was just as much of a walking exposition machine in the documentaries he participated in.

[@absynthefaerie]

Your dog looking at you like “screw you human I’m cute AF.”

[@mishking9547]

says theres no jump scares in the movie, gets jump scared 3-4 times xD

[@msgSharke]

1:19 your dog is adorable ❤❤❤

[@phunzels]

alex saying no one says “yikes” but he also says “god almighty” LOL

[@sergeantdarthraptorthewise702]

To answer your question, female T-rexes were larger than males, and potentially more agressive to protect their young, so i guess they could be considered scarier than males

[@Best_Username777]

Which question? The entire dick fucking video is questions?! 😂

[@meganlodon]

Studies that confirmed it based it on several different bones and skeletons, so it wasn't conclusive. As of 2020, there isn't any proper evidence to support it or any dimorphism between male and female in T-Rexes (or any dinosaur). Check out the article _Can we really tell male and female dinosaurs apart?_ from the ScienceDaily.

[@meganlodon]

This is actually a misconception that somehow grow within the general public. Till this day, they can't much tell male and female dinosaurs apart, and there isn't much difference found. This includes behavior.

[@alexsim-qq3zp]

in the movies not irl

[@meganlodon]

@@sergeantdarthraptorthewise702 That's a misconception. They can't really tell much of a difference between male and female dinos.

[@LaurenAddorisio]

I didn't realize that there was a Jeff Goldblum centered Jurassic Park movie that's so cool

[@KimbaLoveAdams]

Alex… We come in all shades. So she could biologically be his child. We don’t know who her mother is. More than likely she’s adopted. But she could still be his biologically.

[@xDarkTrinityx]

Due to her saying "you like to have kids" would lead me to believe she's biological.. unless he's adopted multiple kids.

[@JamesHoffa1]

shut up crybaby it's even a joke in the movie

[@Saurondadeepweb]

34:11 oh yeah, the raptor just made a 262718327282763727 foot jump but the other one cant even reach Sara even with she hanging for a thread on the roof

[@isaiahmarker407]

Brand new Linkin Park single out now called "The Emptiness Machine"

[@NeutralTea]

1:21 Jurassic Dog: "LET ME OUT OF THIS ROOM! PLEASE GODS THE OLD AND THE NEW!"

[@Cybarxz]

For some reason that hair reminds me of Ace Ventura. We need to watch ace ventura now

[@lizardkingof1968]

What's with the button down shirt and necklace?...70's night at the disco? Bahahaha 😂

[@Grizzly_6623]

AHHH HELL YEAH 😎 I love Jurassic park so much 😂