I went on ANOTHER dating show.

[@jschlattLIVE]

1 MILLION VIEWS EZ CLAP

[@eijisuwa2263]

the man has done it

[@bumbo11111]

Have you been sitting here watching stats waiting for it to hit a mil????

[@Kyguy3333]

Love you schlatt keep going in case you see this

[@fryun]

LETS GO BABY

[@unknownthing5258]

EZEZEZEZEEZEZEZEZEZEZ

[@elysse5294]

"I should really... stop flirting with men." *g a y s c h l a t t*

[@chloebuggs]

BA BO BAY

[@gigabiteps8726]

Where he say that

[@lils426]

Gigabite Ps in the video lmao

[@iamsnake4754]

*scat man John plays*

[@justananormalhumanbeing2601]

@@gigabiteps8726 10:58, also 10:49 is worth mentioning

[@ic236]

"I should really stop flirting with men" all of Schlatt's tweets to James Charles: ...

[@microwavedlilo]

o.O

[@yata3826]

Relatable

[@St33lStrife]

Too bad he's too old for him.

[@neophyta]

@@St33lStrife based

[@emersen2952]

Minx:*Mental Breakdown” Schlatt: That’s disgusting

[@bathshebahubber614]

seriously what a chad move honestly i make sure to do this everytime a woman cries. stay real kings!

[@theos78]

Evangelion reference?

[@twitzers667]

“Pathetic”

[@heyrtae6405]

Elijah Foote Probably not, Minx and Schlatt are people who do bits together a lot, it’s actually really funny- the whole thing is just for content though, the crying was probably just for the bit

[@emersen2952]

Elijah Foote Probably not, still funny tho

[@aron1089]

“I would kiss Minx, are you guys willing to make that claim?” Jschlatt: “No”

[@Nonessentialsquid]

Facts

[@alexbishop4849]

This killed me when he said that

[@selish2904]

timestamp

[@spencee_00]

@@selish2904 2:32

[@n1njachikin]

Schlatt brings the chaotic evil energy

[@nirtnalym4731]

"Schlatt's so hard to read, I never know what's going on in his head." Schlatt: Blatantly expresses his opinions both physically and verbally

[@sinon7000]

It's his calmness and being quiet most the time

[@forcedevil]

hes so genuine that everyone thinks hes fucking around

[@Jaestarexplodes]

All of his friends say hes the hardest to read, the realest guy...extremely caring...and always watching lol

[@oak1835]

This video is too good to be true. Or minx is just more potato than brain.

[@azelde]

Maybe he could’ve lied about choosing host but he didn’t lol

[@itshisfault3782]

The constant keyboard breaking and laughing at minx when everyone else is compassionate is so funny.

[@tomhayes8649]

Lmaooo I know. How did she not realize it was host??

[@nikkoa.3639]

@@ladymisfortune1015 She looked so surprised to the point where we thought she was serious.

[@JaMorantBiggerArm]

@@nikkoa.3639 I know. She's a decent actor.

[@bobpoop6076]

Tom Hayes she has the biggest crush on him I swear.

[@vladimirmakarov261]

schlatt has 10000 iq I swear

[@orion2826]

Schlatt trying hard in Love or Host: *loses* "i pick host": *Wins*

[@Zuignap]

rigged

[@despacitomandudetheiii6436]

Lol tbh even though shlatt picked host he was prob the best option out of the two... The other guys date basically was just the guy asking if minx is always a little bitch or just right now

[@wijl4674]

and when he tries he loses

[@chillrats7730]

Bob is the definition of a guy that is nice until rejected, then goes full crybaby mode on the girl

[@Scotch20]

He didn't say anything that wasn't true.

[@EndLooker-el8jn]

@@Scotch20 Agreed, he also seemed more upset about what minx was doing to herself than what she did to him (even though has every right to not only call her stupid but also be upset a what she did)

[@margaritasauce4235]

You do realize that he's not serious right? No way somecan can really acct like that irl.

[@Shadow-ty9oz]

@@margaritasauce4235sadly guys act like that all the time when they get rejected, but yeah I think that was satire in bobs case

[@Minebama]

we can't keep letting this guy get away with this he's gonna date every woman and big hot man on this planet

[@elijah5989]

Minebama Why not become part of his big hot men? Who wouldn’t want some 10 big juicy hot men?

[@RetroAsbestos]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpqZfHyod8qfgas

[@SewrRat]

@@elijah5989 trust us dude, being a big hot man changed my life for the better

[@borisshnitkov7600]

@@elijah5989 I'd be up for it, but I don't think I qualify as a big hot man.

[@franisbean1088]

We meet again, Minebama

[@brendanbernales7458]

****Minx Crying .**** ****Schlatt Laughing Maniacally In The Background .**** *Classic .*

[@justananormalhumanbeing2601]

Ah yes, 11:32

[@arrowslinger-xn3lf]

And then there is Wilbur in the background

[@randomblock1_]

*True .*

[@98Dreadboy]

Minx crying while the upbeat music starts playing and Schlatt announcing that he will be back time after time again is amazing it's like an ancient curse. Schlatt is inevitable

[@nanoyourell6547]

D u a l i t y

[@yippee0]

Bob: “I would kiss Minx, are any of you willing to make that claim?” Schlatt in a dead tone: “No”

[@thecrusaders5874]

i was HUNTING for this comment

[@HelpUsBuyAHome]

Bob is a Simp.

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

Absolute Giga-Chad

[@Vau1tb0y093]

What time is this?

[@westpol6227]

@@Vau1tb0y093 2:39

[@epic_nky7989]

Schlatt: "It is like fucking midnight for him" Aksel: "That's true" Schlatt: "he wouldn't be here if he meant it" Annoying girl: "it's midnight for me too" *long pause of disgust" Schlatt: "ok" I loved that idk why

[@umbrellaisaac]

that shit hurts when someone says that to you irl but it was funny here

[@DarkStarCoreX]

Are you saying she's annoying because she's british? Because as a British person myself I 100% AGREE lmfao.

[@jvinny_]

@@DarkStarCoreXand because she’s white as a marble countertop and that annoying dyed hair lmao

[@foquitajeej2399]

​@@jvinny_ Racism

[@zan821]

@@DarkStarCoreX based

[@alexgreenlee8461]

Everyone: Jenna bark Schlatt: play dead I’ve missed you

[@kidfrmicity2936]

lmfao

[@gabriellumangtadcuaresma6461]

So much, i was just binging sjschlatt moments videos.

[@obye]

IS THAT THE DOG GIRL FROM TIKTOK

[@bobsponge3462]

@@obye Yup, it's her.

[@KFCGAMING55]

@@obye she's getting paid 6 figures for that too

[@duckywinks]

Other contestants: Schlatt is literally the worst person alive. Schlatt: Minion.

[@kei.13]

They were all laughing at his jokes though tbh.

[@bounter_]

Schlatt is the corporate devil incarnated

[@Ake-TL]

Raving Rabbids gang rise up

[@Damnedcobra]

They didn't think he's a bad person, just the worst choice for Minx to pick, as he stated multiple times he picked host lmfao

[@pigeonreligion7399]

mcdonalds

[@the_director_vinsanity]

Minx- Has a literal emotional breakdown over her choices. Schlatt- *LAUGHS LIKE A SUPER VILLAIN AND SMASHES ANOTHER KEYBOARD*

[@shockingred2626]

*Smashes keyboard with Religious Intent*

[@chonk1958]

I feel like schlatt is a cosmic entity and he's using his supernatural powers to win dating shows

[@uneazypolarb7691]

Did she actually have a breakdown or was it just a bit?

[@chandise6809]

Areeb M. It was a bit

[@chandise6809]

Alpha Centauri lol this is normal for them. She’s cried in lots of bits on her streams. She just a good actor I guess

[@Scrotus_the_odd]

The only thing Jenna brings to the table is the morning paper

[@Skibidigokyllyourself]

she only brings demands, atleast she is good at doggy

[@andybradley8347]

Minx: literally in tears Schlatt: That’s disgusting

[@andybradley8347]

11:05

[@niklask3696]

But its true...

[@zulqarnaincraftvods]

Of course, she is disgusting!

[@v_Magica]

Jschlatt starts laughing. So did I

[@johnpears9558]

@Andy Bradley u wanna see the dairy section?

[@teatrap1846]

Honestly not enough people are talking about the “I chose 3 gay guys and a simp” line because that was great 11:19

[@hannah5092]

lmaoo

[@PrincessLillen]

no one's talking about when he said thats disgusting xD

[@dabbingplatypus2361]

That line sounds like a new sitcom

[@Tungus.1]

Correction tree

[@joshuwamckinsey5666]

I was just to about to Comment about I was S E N T

[@sirseverus9511]

“Don’t take Carson’s advice on a love or host” That one hurt Schlatt

[@FKN-BOZZA]

You can't lie tho, that was fucking hilarious

[@jammedonuts]

It was sooo brutal

[@-invalid-2882]

Fr that had me rolling

[@midgetman2350]

its been a few months irs fair game

[@k_benicool]

It had me whimper laughing

[@e.d.gaming3605]

I love how at 12:14 literally everyone including shlatt are shocked he's still in the game lmao

[@MarchieHare]

like all 3 just put their head down in shame

[@myasofteyes231]

Schlatt: "Aksel, how about we go on a date after this?" Minx: *Literal squealing*

[@kamrynedits]

the way minx likes it when schlatt says/does gay things

[@yoshiwiiremotewithwiimotio2947]

Literally SammyTheClassicSonicFan right there!

[@kellyflanagan9242]

She entered seagull mode

[@bolice]

Time stamp for the lads that wanna see it 10:49

[@totoshmeeg8607]

Also Schlatt- I should really start flirting with men

[@vinyl9337]

Just imagine you’re a McDonald’s employee and see a 6’3 man with mutton chops walk in and order 2 Happy Meals and $50 worth of food

[@elliesummers8060]

Sir? Why do you have so much food?

[@borisshnitkov7600]

*20

[@soggynipz9242]

They probably thought it was for his children

[@ALBERT-cd7ww]

Two large bags of happy meals, not just two

[@abdullahalrasbi]

you can see the lifeless keyboard corpses vibing in the background

[@bl1163]

"Now Im Left With The Three Gay Guys And The Simp"

[@capnconnor5631]

ha what a classic

[@parkeypence5974]

The plight of Minx

[@VaderViktor]

Thor tactics. Good thing Schlatt countered with brutality to assert himself as an alpha male

[@justpassingby9115]

That bit had me dead 😂. The fact that she was crying about it! *I love it* 🤣

[@SurvivenTerry]

That's what the whole world is saying... go find a good real man...IE the guys you friend zoned

[@frmad9329]

12:17 “Schlatt you’re safe” Literally everyone: **PLAYS BRUH SOUND EFFECT THROUGH THEIR SOUL**

[@peterron924]

Schlatt holding a keyboard: "If only this was a cat." Had me dying.

[@jimithy5320]

Time stamp?

[@yippee0]

Jimithy 53 - that bit starts at 14:22 and goes through 14:34 after carson joined halfway in the show

[@Pepsi_ManOfficial]

But not as much as alinity’s cat

[@jimithy5320]

Fukurodani’s Owl thank you 🙏

[@yippee0]

Jimithy 53 - No problem :)

[@Ckruff745]

We may never know who said “yikes”, but at least we know they had more sense than Minx

[@Nevoverse]

It was kaceytron

[@lils426]

Nevoverse she may be high but you bet she is mighty

[@WayTooAwesome]

@@lils426 She knows. She called Katerino and Jschlatt.

[@Sammy_Chouchou]

ngl, i was kinda feeling schlatt playing the psychology game; but i too was wrong

[@soodless4159]

I thought it was the dog

[@CanadianDan854]

Not sure why Minx picked him even after stating he picked host. Schlatt has never lied or scammed anyone ever, and that’s a fact.

[@thatsnotmynameyes3036]

she followed her heart

[@thatsnotmynameyes3036]

@RYLE SALUNGA look behind

[@diorsse]

@@thatsnotmynameyes3036 wtf monkaW

[@yepthatswhatithought2161]

Daniel Sambar schlattcoin was just a fluke

[@lamasu8060]

Well he did say he wasnt gay......so he has lied.

[@thadmeboy1129]

Schlatt laughing while minx has a mental breakdown is the best part

[@MaxresMediocre]

“I should really... stop flirting with men” ~Schlatt 2020

[@SpuroWasDead_WakeMeUpWhen]

GaySchlatt

[@ninjaslayer0527]

@@SpuroWasDead_WakeMeUpWhen lmao when Carson and Schlatt reacted to that for the first time😂

[@fruiwt]

gayschlatt

[@user-hi3lv1bu7l]

gayschlatt

[@cya8525]

gayschlatt

[@DolanDarker]

I have now purchased 400 ryan p youtooz thank you for your suggestion

[@babai08_]

Good for you Dolan

[@evanmo734]

Hi Dolan

[@sillycatperson3056]

dolan you stink

[@popoffpeppar]

Nice

[@megariceman]

good job duck man

[@s4en]

All the women see his great skills, he knows how babysit AND cook (and lead a marching band of course)

[@ScoobyDooby530]

Owns That jook kook guy. Ladies are bouncing off the walls for him

[@jthree331]

He’s also a tremendous zookeeper and security detail for animatronics

[@sugabonez7443]

Just sucks that he’s not too good with his hands :/

[@RetroAsbestos]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpqZfHyod8qfgas

[@alecblair11]

do you mean Mr Hands(don’t look that up)

[@theakelmanshow7347]

“I think schlatt is the worst decision” Schlatt: *sipping on his minions happy meal drink*: hey minx is that a minion i see?

[@Dexiclon]

I can’t believe she didn’t believe him. He wouldn’t lie, he’s a God fearing catholic.

[@UndertaleFan-cx2mc]

Jschlatt is an honest man. His intentions were clear, and he made them clear from the start. An in the end, Minx chose unwisely. All she had to do was pick Dean.

[@ethanarmstrong7929]

To true *smh*

[@kei.13]

@@UndertaleFan-cx2mc He was so genuine at the end too when he said "If you think Dean picked love, pick him, because I picked host." Like it was so obvious he wasn't lying and she still picked him smh.

[@nextella1652]

@@UndertaleFan-cx2mc 7:59 As the editor note has said as well

[@UndertaleFan-cx2mc]

@@kei.13 It's the opposite of the last one. Here, he picked host, made it VERY clear he was there to fuck around, and got picked. The first time, he picked love and lost over a guy who likes his steaks well done. Smh too.

[@wob3786]

"Don't trust Carson's opinion on love or host" YIKES

[@stanislavkino]

His look too. F

[@ButtersPringles]

Dammmmmn

[@toby5162]

i mean at least he looked like he regretted it right after he said it but schlatt is a hard character to read

[@lzephyrsweet12]

Hey, you can trust Schlatt doe. He warned about Katerino and also Fedmeyster

[@ja_sh9799]

Mega oof

[@luxither7354]

Schlatt, the absolute alpha, has learnt from the greatest coach of them all, the love coach. He used all the great techniques such as "shit talking" and "calling her broad". Absolute icon of the pickup community. Edit: Nevermind, it seems his techniques are more orientated towards a younger demographic.

[@gabriellumangtadcuaresma6461]

Luxither such a chad.

[@Men_Man_The_Wo_Man]

Gabriel Poro not even a chad. The Alpha Chad,

[@justapineapple6243]

My Self a Thad if you will

[@FinalTNT]

Or you could force love with gun and violence

[@_half]

Giga chad

[@KJ-Kong]

This is like a game of Mafia: Schlatt is the murderer Minx is the detective Everyone else is screwed 😂

[@Skibidigokyllyourself]

and the detective is in love with the murderer

[@jetski913]

You didnt add the best part when she was having a “breakdown” and schlatt and carson were playing 8 ball while telling her to shut up

[@Toefungus1101]

STOPP WERE THEY REALLY LMFAOOO

[@bigboy6959]

Olivia Carr yes they where

[@jetski913]

Olivia Carr funniest shit ive ever watched

[@muffintime175]

What was the stream is it on switch?

[@zoggycat9537]

Please link it

[@notmyrealname3416]

Schlatt: "I chose host" Minx: *chooses schlatt* Rajj: "he chose host" Minx: 😧

[@eromanito]

Austin

[@Minecrafter_2005]

Austin

[@lilacanimation4311]

Austin (?)

[@elviscuervo]

Austin

[@Mungobrass99]

Austin

[@cruncrub5824]

The classic tale of “three gay guys and the simp”

[@frodoan]

69 likes, *nice*

[@cjin3680]

88 likes, not that nice

[@lils426]

Certain as the suuuuun Rising in the eastttt Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Three gay guys and the siiiiiimp

[@tanglekelp1857]

Best moment of the video, hands down

[@jiggityjack8113]

A tale as old as time

[@Nick-ph8nw]

This is easily my favorite jschlatt video ever. Such a perfect story arc, and an amazing plot

[@Radicaldude]

2:55 minx: Jenna bark! Jenna:*barks* the ultimate giga chad schlatt: play dead.

[@benwilson8544]

Radicaldude i died from laughing when he said that and I still am 😂

[@willmister12341]

I had to stop the video and process that for like 10 minutes it was great 😂😂

[@drogenfeld]

He made the right call though.

[@RusticAlarm]

*Jenna gets eliminated* Schlatt: thats ruff Smooth schlatt. Smooth.

[@swooty2805]

Cha Cha Real Smooth

[@advance6846]

Thats funny

[@xbear7473]

Comedic genius

[@Vex-VII]

@@SauceThe2nd yo is that real smooth?

[@bencenagy9256]

U só gay

[@GabiRamon]

minx: *cries* jschlatt: that’s disgusting minx: *cries harder* jschlatt: LMAOO

[@icy-hot9186]

Me in a nutshell:

[@pottedolives]

1k th like

[@sovereigndark7792]

That fake cry was so cringe worthy

[@evanmo734]

minx: *cries even harder* jschlatt: can you stop now please

[@icy-hot9186]

@1k subs 2 vids WELL YOU CAN PUT THE MINX INTO THE CLOSET.

[@chrisladd1523]

“As if the show couldn’t get any worse Carson joined” schlatt predicted 2021

[@Playatoma]

You know what I realized? Schlatt is a mastermind, he can literally ask for money and nobody is going to get mad at him because its completely within character.

[@chasestevenson5396]

He also acts like he genuinely does not care about the way he is perceived or looked at and pretends like he hates mind which makes her want him 😂

[@bingbongjoel6581]

Playatoma He may be a psychopath. Ik we all like to pretend like everything is a “joke” or a “bit” because we’re a broken generation, but this behavior is mental.

[@srs2395]

@@bingbongjoel6581 I can't tell if ur joking

[@theresalwaysanotherway3996]

@@bingbongjoel6581 it IS mental, which is why it's so hilarious. There is no conceivable way jschlatt is actually like that IRL, so it's fine to support him, it's all an act. It's like saying an actor is a bad person because he played the part of a serial killer, it's all an act.

[@freeneck]

Callmecarson and the people from lunch club have stated many times that Schlatt is very different from what the viewers see. They describe him as more of a calm and kind of boring person. He acts mental because people find it funny! He is smart, he knows that people probably wouldn’t watch him if he was the more calm and reserved person he really is. Schlatt acts like this purely because of the entertainment and rightfully so. I love schlatt’s angry moments and him smashing keyboards or even him laughing hysterically at Minx crying. If you want to see his more realistic and genuine self, Schlatt has a channel called “theweeklyslap” where he answers people’s genuine, serious questions while playing Call Of Duty.

[@bryangreenedrums]

Jenna: "As you know, I am very loyal" Bob: "Maker her woof for you" *woofs* Schlatt: "Play dead"

[@acommentor782]

Lmao

[@asschlatt]

OMG I DIDNT HEAR HIM SAY THAT HAHAHAHA

[@hirimezr3353]

Yeah nah

[@PcMikeGaming]

timestamp?

[@nutzee142]

PcMikeGaming 2:55

[@ConnorHgn]

Out of all the risky jokes Schlatt has made, “Don’t take Carson’s advice on a Love or Host” is probably the riskiest LMAO

[@SASOS-]

Connor Hagan I mean was it a joke?

[@Sdfjklllyy]

MiniReign I mean even if it wasn’t who cares it’s true they are kinda crazy

[@mainten833]

I just realized what he meant and I kinda just sat there in awe for like 5 minutes because he actually went there.

[@dollargenerals2181]

Yeah but there friends so i mean i would probably say the same thing to my friend

[@zrovro]

*MoonCat* they’re friends it was a joke carson will know that don’t worry

[@acestorti7548]

LMAO THE CARSON JOKES ARE JUST SO MUCH FUNNIER NOW

[@crazwaz5770]

Schlatt: I chose host. Schlatt: I chose host. Schlatt: I chose host. Schlatt: I chose host. Schlatt: I chose host. Schlatt: I chose host. Minx: ...did he though? Austin: Schlatt chose host. Minx: :O

[@heisenberg7513]

Lol

[@AIRISFULL]

@@heisenberg7513 I'm telling the FBI you got a phone in jail

[@heisenberg7513]

@@AIRISFULL dont do it

[@soodless4159]

👀

[@Ake-TL]

Austin should be in caps and and bold font.

[@sacredmoon7595]

dog girl gets kicked off schlatt: damn... that’s ruff

[@randomghost4738]

When minx told her to bark he said play dead

[@yadsewnde]

I was crying 😂

[@ebukaenyinnaya5943]

Schlatt gives 100% effort: Loses Schlatt gives no effort what so ever: Wins

[@bangganoerisputra9404]

It all makes sense now

[@rylandfernandez3924]

CorrosGamingYT that is called minx

[@TheDinaz007]

He is like Luigi

[@carneneshow]

That’s life for ya

[@Lawlz4Dayzz]

Trying hard doesnt mean success with women clearly, seems it even hurts your chances

[@gracelalumandier4193]

“Jenna its the end of the road for you, I’m sorry” “Man, that’s ruff” THAT SENT ME TO MARS DUDE

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Don't take Carson's advice on a Love or Host" Schlatt is a friggin savage dude

[@bronzy9826]

You're here too.

[@AstraCrow]

Schlatt is a faultless man, but he pales in comparison to you when it comes to being in literally everyplace at once.

[@virael3801]

Mans basically admitted to using Minx for clout as well lmfao

[@weirddud1370]

So uh, what are you not interested in cuz you watch everything

[@confused4971]

too soon

[@winnkin4604]

There's something refreshing about seeing Schlatt make Bob7 laugh.

[@justaz569]

Yes indeed

[@michaelmues7917]

Yeah bob7 is usually so comited to his simp bit, seeing him break chatacter for a seccond at how funny schlatt is, is refreshing.

[@BigDaddy-hz4mh]

I cant believe schlatt made him break character 😂😂😂

[@hubert114]

@@michaelmues7917 yoo bob is a character?? He was so cringe, thank god

[@loganhendon688]

lil mattmoo SAMEEEE I hope he actually is and they aren’t meming.

[@khaibreakbread4650]

Everybody: oh no minx don’t cry Schlatt: ewww Minx logic: he must really love me

[@nniisshhh]

That was hilarious!

[@mazarine_44]

"EWWWW WHAT IS THAT SHIT" "he loves me sm 🤗"

[@furinick]

Schlatt loves irony, but how many layers was he using determines what were his true intentions

[@nuedle5056]

12:19 when they put their heads down at the same time 😭😭

[@piosociety3586]

jshlatt: her name is minx u may not know her literally everyone: oh we know her

[@RetroAsbestos]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpqZfHyod8qfgas

[@beeyuhs]

we do?

[@edouard9687]

I mean if you watch a lot of schlat you realize they have a hate and hate relationship

[@michaeltaylor6765]

I am one of few that didn't

[@ChrisB-25]

Jovan Holmes you’re a living shot post

[@harrythesailor3622]

Me: Cannot get a girlfriend Schlatt: literally tries not to get a date but gets one anyway

[@felixscruby3592]

He's just too good

[@bri_l1256]

What can I say? He's an absolute chad my dude

[@arthur9491]

Facts

[@flameBMW245]

He's fucking tall and he's charming in a weird way

[@thatoneguy4584]

Harry the sailor, I hope your ship sails one day

[@spiltmjlk]

Minx: starts crying Everyone: don’t cry :( schlatt: 🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@garfieldgarivanna]

🤢🤢🤢

[@ae3746]

Barnicle Sauce 🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@imcool2931]

@Barnicle Sauce she didn't actually cry

[@sammylammy996]

@Barnicle Sauce why would you feel bad, i was laughing so hard

[@itsip1366]

Barnicle Sauce It's all a bit if minx and Schlatt is involved.

[@GyroScopeGD]

Austin yelling "MINX WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING" with the thrilled narrator voice cracked me up so hard XD

[@mappy20yearsago]

When bob broke character because of the gun, I almost cried of laughter

[@davidk2189]

timestamp?

[@lukeg1058]

@@davidk2189 6:58 ish

[@cameronm6647]

@@davidk2189 6:48 is the starting point

[@Lewlew97]

No one has ever broken Bob, maybe never will again

[@Rancord123]

map gamer that moment changed my life of simping over bob7

[@Jaggin]

“I would kiss minx would anyone else say that” Schlatt “Nope,”

[@themanthemyththelegend55555]

1kth like

[@Jaggin]

Lettuce Man oh what the fuck that’s a lot of likes

[@rldv634]

bruh

[@pheo5942]

i laughed so hard when he said that

[@iwshum8740]

2.5k likes ) :)

[@whodamncares6154]

“I spent 50 dollars to get the 30% off” That’s the most american thing I’ve ever heard

[@harryw.174]

30% off is a good deal

[@pandibear8911]

Yeah it really is haha

[@superfishe]

free money

[@Juangoosgoos]

Fun fact: it cannot be an American quote if it doesn’t include school shootings or suicide

[@pandibear8911]

@@Juangoosgoos so true.

[@agabe_8989]

Keyboard: exists Schlatt: And I took that personally.

[@parakeet5400]

I like how everyone was saying 'Scripted!' until they realized Schlatt *did* choose host.

[@-suiluj-]

It’s a bit!!!

[@abramo7700]

SuiLuJ !!! According to twitch chat, everything is scripted, a bit, or fake

[@-suiluj-]

1998 Subaru Impreza 22b STI well that’s because 90% of their interactions are scripted/a bit

[@abramo7700]

Kim Barack Yeah I guess thanks to Minx’s great thinking

[@user-wz4ic5hs7w]

love or host is mostly scripted

[@beepain6005]

Imagine losing to a man who is trying his HARDEST to get disqualified. Hell I can't even imagine living within a ten mile radius as Schlatt

[@noah_bergeron8547]

I’d love to live in a 10 mile radius of schlatt lmao

[@livispuzzled]

since he lives in NY i live anywhere from 1-3 hours away from him lmao

[@fuzzfiend]

He’s a gigachad

[@userKleos]

I find it hard to accept that I live on the same planet as Schlatt

[@gruffinn7676]

He is aware of the effects he has on women

[@Dabubble1]

Jschlatt: "I should really stop flirting with men." Also Jschlatt: "Hey James, can I take you on a date in my sister hoodie."

[@jax2507]

Lol first

[@Red-ux2ff]

Monkey oh really? You’re first? kzbin.info/www/bejne/eH24nJqIdt6SjNE

[@bloxrous]

@Jax Nobody cares nobody asked

[@NightendYT]

made keyboard timestamps 11:37 - purple guy laughing idk while smashing pink keyboard 12:17 - schlatt about to break his whole pc 14:24 - flying keyboard 15:27 - broken desk funni moment

[@krimson8317]

Schlatt: Puts his heart out to Alex and chooses love, loses because she thought he picked Host Also Schlatt: Closes his heart off from Minx because he chose host, wins because she thought he picked love

[@bapu8459]

We in the biz call it an epic gamer moment

[@colbyrothstein4172]

@Z ero this is proof that you can never tell when schlatt is in a bit

[@simonghoul3602]

life is a comedy

[@Noobie2k7]

It was kinda sweet though that Schlatt and Alex got their happy ending in the end and got their date.

[@creativeusername1355]

Minx: "What makes me most attractive to Schlatt is my intelligence." also Minx: *picks Schlatt even though he told her multiple times he picked host*

[@Panda-xp1tz]

What’d you edit

[@creativeusername1355]

@@Panda-xp1tz the first sentence since that i initially put didn't make sense to me after i re-read it

[@Panda-xp1tz]

another channel oh

[@TheF.M.J.S]

What’s the host mean in Love or Host? I’m sorry I’ve never seen it?

[@item404notfound]

T.C.F. Tots child friendly. That they picked it for “views” and “clout”

[@aero_xxi]

"two melanin kings and one person that don't wanna fucking be here"

[@mr.bigstuff4755]

Shits hilarious

[@sleepyscenery]

@@mr.bigstuff4755 Yeah the joke was funny too

[@barnalooloo2493]

1.2k likes and 2 comments

[@organfailure6562]

While i was reading this it happened lmao

[@soobred2672]

98y7y7899iouhhui

[@close.ytshorts.daily.]

Who's watching this 5 years later seeing all the foreshadowing/ people that have been cancelled.

[@tristianrodriguez4380]

Who was cancelled, I know how minx turn out but who else was cancelled?

[@TennisbyNoah]

@@tristianrodriguez4380 bob7 carson brucedropemoff. not really cancelled but jadeyanh disappeared, jenna disappeared onto onlyfans, so a lot of the main cast is gone

[@vespine1749]

“We have a new visitor!” CallmeCarson: 🗿 15 seconds later: *Carson has left the chat*

[@bawicz0]

Here is some shit to use, you can copy and paste: (●♡∀♡)(๑♡⌓♡๑)(｡♡‿♡｡)(✿ ♡‿♡)(♡ω♡ ) ~♪( ◜‿◝ )♡(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡(•ө•)♡(♡ω♡ ) ~♪꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱♡(ӦｖӦ｡)ෆ╹ .̮ ╹ෆ(´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`) ♡(> ਊ `)～～～(^._.^)ﾉƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒくコ:彡/╲/\╭(•‿•)╮/\╱\-ᄒᴥᄒ-(･o･;) w(°ｏ°)w(・o・)(゜o゜;＼(°o°)／(☉｡☉)!(@_@)ヽ((◎д◎))ゝ✧\(>o0

[@blue_rogue2324]

🗿

[@epsilon3759]

🗿

[@tommyk7061]

I would do the same tbh.

[@yidsedcgfvhgbhjjk]

@@bawicz0 wtf thx but also why here?

[@gus3342]

This doesn’t sum up how chaotic the stream really was. At one point minx threw her chair and left the room for like five minutes. It was the craziest stream I’ve ever witnessed.

[@JaMorantBiggerArm]

You haven't seen her normal streams yet. This is just the tip of the iceberg on how chaotic her streams really are.

[@henryg8662]

@@JaMorantBiggerArm well, she is Irish. Most of my Irish friends are just in a constant drunken rage, even when sober

[@samt3412]

@@JaMorantBiggerArm remember when she streamed Monopoly with Wilbur?

[@JaMorantBiggerArm]

@@samt3412 minx be like: JDIFKDKKDKDHOO

[@safetydoggo2721]

I like the moment when Carson joins with a face full of disinterest, looking like an ancient being that is permanently stuck in his gamer pose. The apex male...

[@lutenut7215]

He been hurt by this show before

[@DaGalaxyBoy]

@@lutenut7215 we know that already

[@arcticasylum2284]

Idk if you’ll get this reference, but he is the embodiment of gamer absence

[@notatroll7128]

Oh fuck this aged bad

[@wingstop7021]

@@notatroll7128 what do you mean he’s still a apex male. Hide yuh kids don’t hide yuh wife, Carson only likes kids.

[@locccjaw]

“I feel like you’re kinda dumber than a bag of rocks, you know rocks?” That shit gets me every fucking time

[@jeff09_]

"If you had a kid i would have a kid to push your kid around in the playground" *This man really playing pokemon*

[@dreamer5687]

Brucedrop is A GOAT

[@epicgamer-bl4fo]

I love how he pulls out a gun just to get the keyboard out of the plastic

[@MrRantu-cj7sl]

American problems require American solutions

[@Bradfox07]

I thought for sure after he cocked it he was pulling the trigger

[@izzy2872]

Lol

[@az3429]

I'm reading this comment before I watch the video and now I'm concerned

[@MrRantu-cj7sl]

@@az3429 well you're in for a wild ride then

[@twonerdsandageekproduction3831]

I love how every time a contestant was eliminated they immediately turned to roasting the shit out of minx

[@iselac.1147]

Yeahh LOLL and they all somehow knew that she would pick Schlatt

[@angela.luntian]

The duality of man

[@timsar4809]

Brumine momentorio

[@MrMcSonny]

@@angela.luntian i mean anyone would changr mood if someone is that bad at making choices

[@thishandleisntakenyethaha]

idunno anymore they threw a fucking temper tantrum tho

[@ZapPack]

9:11 - "If you had kids called 'Bobbobs,' I would have kids just so my kid could like- own a playground to just like put your kid down." 😂😂😂🤣

[@lazyboi4937]

22:16 Rip to the guy in chat that said "why would he choose host he doesnt even stream"

[@rafaelbalsan4512]

he truly does not understand

[@aidenlamarche1221]

It’s not about the money it’s about sending a message

[@TheDruidicThief]

The announcer yelling at minx is great

[@whale_inc9646]

FOR THE VIEWS Oh sorry cap lock was on

[@superdoodzz]

@@aidenlamarche1221 yes but actually no

[@rogueywougey7545]

I love how schlatt calls her and i quote "dumber than a bag of rocks" in the finals and she still picks him

[@bearymos4805]

@Nitrocell "and you get like, a bag of them? and shake them around?"

[@haroldiscool6410]

Probably because she is

[@thewriteinpresident]

My World would mean nothing without you in it IN days such as these when I am locked away from you, I would give anything to see you face to face, and be able too touch you, and hold you as the one I love… I do not know what I did to be born into PURGATORY, but there can no other way this world has gone insane unless Christ Jesus was Real, and them Demons and Devils known as those FREE MASON Lodge Members in my home town changed everything in Bible to make it almost [inconceivable] /_\ that EVIL SPIRITS are persons unto themselves, and thou the OLD TESTAMENT “only focused” on The Flesh, and The Blood, and The Bones of Wicked, Vile, People, them “people” must have all died, and become the EVIL SPIRITS in the New Testament… It is said: What is impossible for Man, is not Impossible for God, and though I do not comprehend what was done that could condemn one to HELL, and Purgatory, I do comprehend that my parents did the best they could to raise me well… I know The Church is NOT the place of my SALVATION for all they do is “dissemble” the message of Christ, and talk about their FAKE SPACE, and Faked Moon Landings TV Shows, and not only is these Churches A Religion unto themselves, but GOVERNMENTS are A Religion as well……., and we whom pay taxes, pay them TAXES……, so our Military can practice their WAR GAMES known as WAR IS MURDER when….., and while Murder is against the RULE OF LAW and ORDER, and I find myself born into a Place of Liars, Cheats, and Thieves… This SLAVE MASK {Agenda 21} [{**}] has taken a real toll on what it means to be a TROLL on humanity, and I did my best to say: Corona is JUST the Common Cold, and it is in every MEDICAL Book, and still not one CORPORATION is “Libel” for Fraud, and Theft, nor Damages to WE THE PEOPLE of Mankind be we Male and Female.?.?.? I listen to many U-Tube Channels, and no matter whom they are, they don’t say (COVDI9) was done too shut down The Great Awakening that we live inside a Celestial Sphere as “Celestial Beings” on this Two Sided FLAT EARTH of as above so below, and no I do not know the DYNAMICS, but in a Holographic “Simulation” CONSTRUCT where all my dreams are just part of this Virtual Reality, I do like when I dream as I sleep “of being” around others, and talking, touching, and holding, and NO SLAVE MASK by our Oppressive {U.N. Government} that we do so EMPLOY… It has been revealed in THESE END OF DAYS that “evil spirits” known as Incubus and Succubus possess the MINDS of our Masters, and that we The SLAVE populations must do “what them” we give TAXES to do so say??? If that is not madness, Lunacy, and INSANITY, then you’m have never Read The Bible and all them WARS and Murder, and even [Cutting Babies] /-\ OUT OF THE WOMB just as we do Abortions in this END OF AN AGE!!! I would scream and rattle and break shit, but What is the use?? God can not be “defined” by Mankind for God made Mankind, so I am going to just be A Witness to A World Gone Mad as my {friends and families} chose to PLAY THE GAME, and go do WAR IS MURDER, but I know the “Holy Spirit” is alive and well, and whence I die, I ain’t gonna see you in Hell… Johnny Exodice www.thefreedictionary.com/dissemble Regardless of what you “think” of SIMULATIONS and A.I. Bots, how advanced has Artificial Intelligence Become as S.A.T.A.N. that A mere Machine would be Able to attack you like Cain in your Dreams while you sleep???, and while you are WIDE AWAKE.?.?.? The Sentinel… [///|||\\\] ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@Panda-xp1tz]

@@thewriteinpresident shut up

[@NoName-uk2py]

@@thewriteinpresident Cringe

[@Socksfor1]

alpha male

[@multiplicativeswitch6769]

yep

[@nathanielmartin2690]

Hi

[@cringe__6040]

It's a weird day when you see a popular KZbinr in new

[@mayorbeetlejuice4841]

True Chad because he never lied about choosing host

[@geoffkrazinski4606]

why are you here

[@somechannel-nh9fg]

Jenna: talking. Shlatt: i got a fucking minion.

[@CyanRhino]

He has a a fucking minion

[@garettbrown1131]

"don't take Carson's advice on a Love or Host" had me FLOORED

[@jingyiyoutube]

Wait can someone explain the joke to me?

[@mattirving2742]

@@jingyiyoutube CallMeCarson picked Katerino on a Love or Host and she cheated on him

[@bungercolumbus]

Schlatt: i choose host. Minx: ah so you love me

[@jcnom6606]

seeing as minx chose host on him her frame of "logic" makes sense

[@oH_._]

Schlatt wins Austin: And he chose.... HOOOST Dumb Broad: *_Pikachu Face_*

[@Ake-TL]

KankSchlap I don’t think we get to call her that, Schlatt’s her friend, we’re not

[@muufle]

@@Ake-TL They are not friends but enemies that have battled over the course of many seas. One might say Minx, is a simp.

[@jcnom6606]

@@Ake-TL it's always kind of cringe when people in her chat call her that, they aren't schlatt

[@FableValo]

When Schlatt said “that’s ruff” when Jenna got voted off I laughed so hard my tears made it impossible to see the video

[@Ake-TL]

That’s rough buddy

[@CumMaster3000]

That's ruff buddy

[@rhys2699]

That’s rough buddy.

[@nancy7141]

That’s rough buddy

[@mrmaxmondays]

That’s ruff buddy

[@Yeetbloxian]

Schlatt: openly admits every round he chose host Literally no reason to pick schlatt: Minx: picks schlatt Also minx: surprised pikachu face

[@xiaowithaslimeonhishead6122]

@Just Another Galaxy Thy tarnished, rest upon my lap

[@xiaowithaslimeonhishead6122]

@Just Another Galaxy Does the tarnish know about the cold harsh wind?

[@kaystry_._hunny]

Minxs: *crying * The dudes: 😰 Schlatt: *funny! Did laugh.* Edit: 14:31 *schlatt did not just say that-*

[@3self]

Minx n her fake crying it’s getting so annoying

[@st3v444]

@@elegy8187 I mean cant blame him. That'd be my reaction too

[@DylanOrSomething]

"Play dead" followed by "I brought a happy meal" is pure chaotic Schlatt energy and I love it

[@justananormalhumanbeing2601]

Ah yes, 2:58 and 3:05

[@rustyshade2971]

And when he laughed and broke a keyboard while Minx was crying really shows how chaotic he can be

[@CumMaster3000]

@Jonathan Barone rest in piece

[@monjessenstein]

I watched it live and lemme tell you I might have fallen out of my chair at that remark.

[@jameski7294]

I wanna have some Schlatt energy everyday

[@duncanvannorden278]

Everyone: gives a formal and kind introduction Schlatt: hey

[@dr.pickles5004]

420 likes nice

[@Andaisdet]

That was probably the worst set of choices I’ve ever seen anybody make, but it ended up being good cause Schlatt got the whole ass audience to himself

[@brookie2turnt]

minx: "jenna bark" jenna: *barks* jschlatt: "play dead"

[@catto111]

time stamp?

[@littledicholas6131]

@@catto111 2:53

[@catto111]

@@littledicholas6131 thanks

[@goawayrayy]

fucking golden

[@goawayrayy]

@Joaquim Rietveld yeah it was great

[@cringe-anarchy747]

Jenna: *barks* Schlatt: “Play Dead!”

[@bagel4425]

Super Sorcerer I just want to reply. Have a nice rest of your day or night

[@petahgriff7196]

When she was eliminated he said that's ruff

[@thewriteinpresident]

Teacher.., how is it you can know so much about PURGATORY, and all the rest only tell lies, and fairy tales of trips to the Moon on their TV Screens.?.?.? Well, it is known by my people of Pak-Toe that are “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition that I was born of a DEAD Wombman as a [Male Child] #QANON /_\ too become the Oracle for the END OF THIS AGE as the Source of All Creation, and All Destruction touched my head in the moment of my mothers passing where she had The Vision of the ROMAN CATHOLIC “God” giving me all power over good and evil, and as Christ Returned, I steal away my days in this MORTALS {Temporary} +=+ TEMPORAL human flesh, and blood, and bones body TEMPLE Avatar!!! If this place we are in was not PURGATORY………,, then Space Ships would be REAL…….., and SPACE 1999 - Star Trek - Star Wars would not just be ENCHANTMENTS “on your minds” called LET US ENTERTAIN YOU too make you “bow down” / * \ to People just like you called PRESIDENTIAL Kings and Queens known as YOUR MAJESTY [{**}] and YOUR EXCELLENCY [{*}] as they do this (COVID19) CORPORATION World Domination Plot where we see so many of WE THE PEOPLE have Evil Vile Profane Wicked SPIRITS [in our minds] Q doing the Lies……., and the TV SCREEN where all nations have “destroyed” the OLD WORLD ORDER for their NEW WORLD ORDER…..., but sadly….., and alas /-\ they all still live by the WAYS of the IRON AGE…, and The Old Wine Skins while we {The Rag Tag Rebellion} these ROMANTIC WARRIORS of The Society of nonmason do what we can too become a SYSTEM “within” the SYSTEM as NEW WINE SKINS where we can feed our people.., house our people., clothe our people for we do so know that WAR IS MURDER, and MURDER is “against” The RULE OF LAW and ORDER, so to that we say: WE THE PEOPLE will not kill for you U.N. FLAGS when “All People” have Eyes to See and Ears to Hear that you are the LAWLESS ONES spoken of in the Book of Books, and there is NO “Rational Reason” to have WAR with one another [unless] Q+ we are filled with EVIL SPIRITS giving us evil thoughts, evil desires, and evil delights known as THE ROAD TO HELL, when Heaven can be, and The GOLDEN AGE can return if we but STOP the next GREAT NUCLEAR HYDROGEN WAR that will “most certainly” DESTROY this fragile Bubble our Celestial Sphere that we are all Born into as “Celestial Beings” with the right to Choose what LAWS are Legal, and What LAWS are Racka!!! Theretofore, continue to put on the masks of MADNESS be that mask your Make Up, your made up Titles, or just the Corona COMMON COLD Mask of Treachery - Sedition - High Treason… The Book of EXODICE!!! So God built A MACHINE’ and put us all inside it too Redeem us…. The Sentinel… [///|||\\\] mewe.com/group/5dd5589eb8ff8967436429b5 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@africa7851]

@@thewriteinpresident why do you smell so weird

[@shuriken2505]

@@thewriteinpresident what

[@dominatornh981]

It’s hilarious how when Minx is alone, she’s the dominant force in the area. Yet when mixed with Schlatt, she’s the one crying while he laughs maniacally

[@memele4991]

schlatt's raw energy overpowers hers

[@sweetbean2009]

Wilbur and banana will forever haunt her

[@brandiepop]

She hasn’t been the same since the banana incident

[@mamawawa640]

Lmao what banana incident

[@matee4155]

@@mamawawa640 we dont talk about it anymore

[@EpicPlayzMCBE]

18:10 the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@Anton_Konstantynokowianeczka]

Minx: crying Schlatt: smashes keyboard while uncontrollably laughing

[@celaza3166]

o7

[@tristis__9475]

o7

[@mftuber5139]

O7.

[@lilbrotellium72]

o7

[@mysticalsoybean9369]

o7

[@JakeCuster]

Drinking game: take a shot every time Minx is disappointed from the decision she makes

[@Kai_Coogle]

If I do that I’d die from alcohol poisoning

[@thisrecordingsessiontm3633]

kai coogle But if *I* do that I'd die from drowning

[@jcnom6606]

9 shots

[@ultimategotea]

I'm surprised she hasn't taken to that

[@ignkenny5477]

I don't want to die tonight.

[@lukevoss9416]

Bob7 scares me, he sounds like the guy at the end of the medicine commercials listing all the horrible side effects in a normal tone

[@dirtymexican835]

"This product may cause death cancer and serve lung problems"!!!!!!

[@digirabbit5697]

I’ve kept getting some crazy incel vibes from Bob7 every time he goes on the show

[@theflare9557]

Take Clombasille if you experience feelings of sickness; may also experience stuffy nose, diarrhea, headaches, anxiety, finger nail evaporation, suicidal thoughts, cancer, death, and mild coughing.

[@phagesuffersatgaming.3797]

@@digirabbit5697 i think he is making jokes though.

[@aod716]

he actually legit seems rlly terrible or rlly funny i cant tell. his rant at mia's show was insane