I went on a dating show.

[@vin4765]

Schlatt: "Austin If you're gonna serenade me, turn your facecam on dude" Austin: "I'm shirtless" Schlatt: O_O

[@konodioda5378]

10:57

[@Nathwart]

Schlatt on the inside: “Even better”

[@Max-gy5rp]

@@konodioda5378 I hate when peeps don't include a feckin time stamp, so it's nice that this was the first reply. Thank you

[@coolkida9957]

KONO DIO DA appreciate you but also hate you for your name which is a very dead meme

[@shermansmells]

love the delay in reaction

[@jordandelancey2787]

Dad: Are ya winning son? Schlatt: “I just bought a gun.”

[@Name-ul8es]

more like 'I lost in 2 moves.'

[@jonksmonf]

i hate how i can hear EXACTLY how he'd say that

[@andrive]

Lol

[@mrclean2820]

The schlatt we know: graduated from harvard Actually schlatt: I dropped out of college, also I bought a gun

[@bee-uv8ge]

it's called acting as a persona

[@neyte7313]

Also schlatt: a 28-year old gay catholic

[@causticx-jpeg]

Bold of you to assume we even know him pal

[@moneymonkey5387]

Apparently thats the most honest hes been, so he really is a 22 year old college dropout

[@doveu]

Also schlatt: slaughtered 9 women in 1999

[@alexanderf.3924]

I love how in the final round, Schlatt talks about what he wants to do with her, but Fed just talks about himself the whole time. Really made the right choice there Alex.

[@maxwellwellman]

this is why women shouldnt fucking get the choice on god Papa Botez should've picked for her

[@GwoenrWhen]

@@maxwellwellman wtf??? What’s your problem

[@moonwhooper]

@@maxwellwellman yikes

[@that1guy324]

@@maxwellwellman bro needs to relax 💀

[@spurrit7156]

​@@maxwellwellman bro wanted her more than fed and schlatt 💀

[@misfitbrit199]

Girl: "Why should I date you, schlatt?" Schlatt: *racks pistol*

[@Phobos_Thanatos]

Yeah that seems about right

[@dnasu]

@@Phobos_Thanatos damn that name

[@alljustnugget]

I actually laughed at that.

[@floppalova]

@@Phobos_Thanatos Wtf that username tho

[@Phobos_Thanatos]

The Puppeteer don’t question it move along move along

[@sonjohono1]

“I bought a gun, yesterday.” That being his first impression is so Schlatt

[@Johntez-no2yx]

just schlatt's physical recoil when he hears that fed likes his steak well done

[@clareja6719]

Fed clearly doesn’t understand that microwaved steak is superior

[@kalminiii7477]

Fed clearly doesn’t understand that mouthwarmed stake is superior

[@nightlight558]

and with ketchup did no one here that shit

[@scribblyart7956]

Joaquin Novoa it was so disgusting

[@anthonyantonucci8981]

Had flashbacks of this Ubereats steaks.

[@alexchilders4230]

i felt physical pain listening to Bob7 speak.

[@firstname405]

The guy was classic JBP incel material

[@ihavenoideahelp5239]

Its satire but he actually brings variety to the show. Though it may not be good.

[@kid_withabike7920]

I feel pain listening to fed

[@cornonthekobi]

I'm guessing he's just as much a character as Schlatt. just more a David Brent than a Michael Scott

[@me-lz7jb]

Lol

[@bradycameron1715]

He sounds like he is telling this story to his grand kids

[@simonthememedealer740]

This kids, is how I almost nearly met a different woman who isn’t your grandmother

[@t9foggy]

Simon The meme dealer spoiler

[@falafelranger9393]

He is

[@parallax5922]

I’m not complaining :)

[@randostudios122]

Something fed will never have

[@Danielle-yc3mr]

She really picked a guy who likes well-done steak over someone who can soothe a crying baby with just one wii nunchuk

[@pyrosnappy7641]

These are really sad times

[@Shockguey]

"My last relationship was terrible" I don't understand how she didn't see that giant red flag right there.

[@bob_the1st]

what you mean schlatt had a good steak. made it freeze then microwaved it and got it chard . i'd rather well done

[@flamgofan9821]

She chose a freakish sex addicted man with a sign that literally says his own name

[@raise5051]

@@flamgofan9821 true

[@joshualaing9711]

Schlatt: Are you calling me gay now? Also Schlatt: 10 Big hot steamy men

[@creeper1087]

"iM gAy" Gayschlatt 2020

[@jamesbaird7435]

creeper 108 *scatman’s world plays*

[@abbiea-c]

also schlatt in the last eboys video “the eboys are gay & i am too”

[@sci_pain3409]

i'd invest in 10 big hot steamy men

[@cooldude626]

Also Schlatt: James Charles 😳🥰😍✨

[@deenreviews]

When you actually watch the full love or host from austin you will actually notice that schlatt listens more than talks. This is why I thought schlatt would have won, because he was actually trying and being his real self instead of the comedic genius we see here. Theweeklyslap by far is my favorite channel for its realism but if im looking for something funny or goofy to watch, I look at jschlatt live. This video doesn’t really capture schlatt’s full appearance on the show, however it makes sense since this is the goofy side of him.

[@cookieblobber]

I can definitely see what you mean, his sudden speech talking about what he thinks about her so far and how she seems to actually be in this same level of banter as him really shows he’s been focusing and listening to what’s she saying or how she’s reacting to things being said in the call

[@jtreynolds9367]

Hows he not going to include him flipping the whiteboard to the side that says "I LOVE CHESS". Was pure gold xD

[@RetroAsbestos]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpqZfHyod8qfgas

[@473mar]

Is that the reason I have so many chess ads?

[@TTVArgusGuy]

xD

[@doid_1389]

I thought it said I love cheese

[@connorviz99]

This was genuinely devastating. He had to throw that chess bit in there to give us all some semblance of the joy that was lost in those preceding 16 and a half minutes

[@ClassicaI]

yea

[@slitzerbitz1389]

Wym?

[@XxRatGodxX]

No he didn't him and wilber talked about hot pockets for 15 minutes and didnt care

[@SlushSlapp]

Jschlatt got all the ladies, he just had to flex his Wii bowling skills.

[@edouard9687]

In my opinion he should've shown them baby yuta especially his fathering skills

[@Betaster3000]

The only lover he needs is matt

[@tyy4635]

@@edouard9687 I wouldn't call him a good father, he smokes when he's stressed, shoots anyone who comes in his office and disrespects English sweets.

[@edouard9687]

@@tyy4635 so does my dad, but I turned out alright

[@amginne9714]

@@tyy4635 he also hung his last child with a wii remote and timbs

[@tiramisuvodka8353]

She really picked a guy who says Romanians speak Spanish...

[@Its_Insidious]

Bro the accent she used to call Andrea sounded Spanish.

[@jamesinspanish4603]

@@Its_Insidious yeah i thought she spoke spanish too

[@finnsvensson8847]

@@jamesinspanish4603 You're american then I guess.

[@jamesinspanish4603]

@@finnsvensson8847 nah im mexican i speak spanish she just sounded like someone who spoke spanish

[@finnsvensson8847]

@@jamesinspanish4603 From the way she spoke english? I thought you mistook the chinese for spanish, because americans know english and english only.

[@fwdooms2540]

Jshlatt tomorrow: thinking about 10 big hot men

[@leg1t343]

faxx

[@JonixHensley]

As am I

[@cooming]

No thinking about Austin

[@Ekaterina-h2j6m]

Thinking about James Charles’ ass

[@ppslayer5647]

Faxx

[@slate.and.camera04]

Everyone: Schlatt you don't talk enough Schlatt: *about to pull out the honest date answer*

[@dnasu]

*RESPECT 1000*

[@slatx1]

@@tooded87thesecond48 youtube

[@un_kn0wn427]

This was deadass a whole scheme just to smack talk minx even more.

[@bambampewpew32]

I was looking for a comment about Minx

[@Nickay_Sheep]

On god

[@benextinction__144]

Nah schlatt went love, his first ever time doing so on Love or Host. But he did smack talk minx more still of course

[@shoobzy3431]

So nobody is gonna mention he lost a chess game in 2 turns....that takes talent.

[@TheTGOAC]

It literally doesn't. Its the exact opposite of talent

[@TheAndermany]

@@TheTGOAC shut up, you're a smoking salmon

[@Darkforce170]

What are the odds if this was not staged.

[@BladeClatter]

@@TheTGOAC it takes talent for that to even happen

[@mrexists5400]

it's literally called Fool's Mate, because it takes a fool to blunder their king like that

[@25schooledu]

The fact that Schlatt now has a gun that he can use for Bits shows his level above the rest

[@ike9823]

I don’t think he only uses it for bits😳

[@pohorex6834]

@Nate Zou Zhao it was plenty loud enough, it was further from the mic, and he wasn't trying to make the sound obvious, like the video you mentioned

[@raquetdude]

Or break TOS

[@ampstamp]

The fact that schlatt owns a gun scares me

[@lils426]

Nate Zou Zhao I think it’s airsoft, he had one in the misfits camping video

[@duckster4637]

"This wasn't Schlatt that went for Alexandra, this was Theweeklyslap. No bits, nothing, just genuinity." -Some guy who commented this when Austin first uploaded this vod.

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

so he really did drop out of college and buy a gun

[@rodrigojps]

@@blackshirts_and_breads that was also his bathroom

[@BrandonLee-xv7gk]

Cormac Abbey nah he wasn’t mate, maybe there was jokes and stuff here and there, but he was really genuine about everything

[@Heebie-Deebies]

I feel like Schlatt must have been really interested if he stopped doing a bit for 5 seconds and got real.

[@jasper2016]

Perhaps that was another bit

[@jubiejumps217]

Jasper nah that was something real

[@gmorales7167]

That ending was actually kinda saddening ngl

[@CasperSpencer]

It's all just a bit again, like 300% at least

[@___-ni8vt]

@Stanislav Hronek look at his weeklyslap channel

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

"I choose fedmyster" Everyone like a month later: Very poor decision

[@oreooreo4252]

what happened

[@ThePastelninja]

@@oreooreo4252 idk

[@kramyul8454]

@@oreooreo4252 uhhhhh

[@Spoiled_Eggroll]

@@oreooreo4252 Fed may or may not have sexually assaulted various women

[@necrotazer]

@@Spoiled_Eggroll not assaulted per say, but mainly harassed them, which is still fucking horrible

[@sir_daisy]

It’s like whatever Jschlatt doesn’t like gets cancelled: Katerino: Cancelled Fed: Cancelled Chess: Sweats nervously

[@Bossman-py3gi]

Top tier comment

[@nniisshhh]

Hates on Stal: turns into disk 11

[@di5963]

when did he say he dislikes katerino?

[@life_archive7840]

Chess won't get cancelled because of Cr1tikal. _Edit: aka second jesus_

[@mr.mcweasel6257]

Who is Katerino and why were they cancelled

[@beretsch]

i didn't even realize that schlatt was holding his glock when fed was having his 1 on 1 with alex

[@luhree_]

Philip MacLean No

[@liammann6779]

same

[@eggplant8214]

@@philipmaclean1560 No

[@epearl_tv]

Philip MacLean you’re crazy to think there’s more to these shows than content and making things intense. There’s nothing after these shows are over. It’s not like they’re getting married.

[@CrabLegsWinston]

"So does political views matter when picking a partner" Schlatt: "oh no"

[@0ddreyXx]

Destiny: “OH YEEEEAAAAH”

[@skylertremblay3395]

axolotiiy yeah I figured destiny would say something on politics

[@k1ng__23]

No

[@qwite9309]

axolotiiy if only you were to see his comments on his website he was so fucking mad when he got kicked

[@leea4828]

Time stamp???

[@makayla6525]

Love the fact that he was so open about hating fed, even then.

[@soulknight5330]

Fr

[@garfield8793]

Bruh at first I didn’t realize that this was schlatt on another persons dating show and this wasn’t a bunch of dudes and one girl trying to date him

[@allien.777]

Same here

[@argtjej]

Would’ve made more sense

[@dearmarss]

yeah dude! i was so happy for him because i thought he finally got 9 of his 10 big men 😔

[@garfield8793]

why did people like this comment

[@jothepro1013]

@@garfield8793 Lmaoo, cause it w as funny

[@putterz]

Schlatt on the community page tomorrow: thinking about shooting FED

[@sea3530]

with the new gun i bought

[@kenya6497]

With a 12x scope.

[@chickenjoy8875]

oh shi-

[@nigerianthunder]

I laughed inside reading this

[@DARKmasterO1]

"Loading my new glock"

[@purplecrab55]

Austin: "Alexandra, when you're choosing a parter, does it matter their political views at all?" Schlatt: "uh oh"

[@zebzub]

uh oh stinky

[@rensv7928]

poopy haha funny

[@andrezits9723]

"Cats can have a little salami"

[@michamiller7704]

As a right winger in ny I felt that

[@Color_Splsh]

Q: whats your perfect date Schlatt: what would YOU like? Fed: im just so lonely and single boo hoo 😭

[@dumpsterwizard7422]

Schlatt still has his jackbox tactics: Im sick of people trying to steal my girls so what are you gonna do, introducing gun

[@lemonlordminecraft]

There is no way he didn't genuinely look up "how to lose chess in 2 moves".

[@randomt_1468]

I actually looked up this after reading this comment lol.

[@Oblivion9873]

Yeah he did it on purpose

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@Oblivion9873 Well yeah, everything is a bit

[@charliemcmillan4230]

Ye, called the fool’s checkmate

[@Jnight594]

Charlie McMillan that’s not it but

[@alyssadileone6806]

Alex isn't the main character in this show, its Schlatt. Secretly, they were all gay for gayschlatt.

[@heyimjusttrash]

this comment sums up twt in a nutshell

[@noah9373]

At the beginning of the show I thought schlatt was the rajjchelor and I thought there was 10 big hot men and one small hot woman competing for his love

[@lordduckie1582]

@@noah9373 just like he dreamed

[@lackinthebox]

Factual

[@horiadirvareanu4605]

i mean id be

[@vanneh5654]

Fed really pulled the “I was in a bad relationship” card huh

[@noahwells9493]

69th like

[@milkman-30]

man, can only wonder why.

[@nataliaf.176]

If I were Alexandra, I would’ve felt incredibly uncomfortable and I cannot explain to myself why she didn’t choose schlatt

[@Roman-R-2009]

Fuck, he really did. Pulling that card out, just seems like a MASSIVE Red flag already. (I'm 14, so take this with a grain of salt.)

[@anglr2062]

Why does everyone treat schlatt like he’s either gay or not trying when he’s the most respectable guy there

[@CryoticMienshao]

because people cant tell him being gay is a bit that he does

[@muon1]

because he pretends to be gay for the funny all the time and ppl dont know what to believe

[@nicolasa.3192]

@@CryoticMienshao To be fair, from the outside looking in, he's pretty convincing

[@notlikeothertrinas]

Yeah everyone has been boofed that he’s gay. I saw someone on Twitter calling Schlatt their “bisexual king” and I was shaking. This man is too good at the act.

[@paleoleft]

nah he acts and dresses like a bisexual

[@mewingmanda]

why is schlatt so scarily good at reading people? first it was with katerino in fitz’s rajjchelor, and now it was with fed.

[@cuppacofi1129]

When you're attractive both inside and out it's easy to see which people are only attractive on the outside. Example A: Schlatt.

[@user-vk8yt9xy5z]

@@lordsumptuous9645 sexually harass Lilypichu and Yvvone. Both fellow offlinetv members

[@1999worldjacob]

@@lordsumptuous9645 he got drunk and kissed yvonne's hand, put his hand on her side.... he asked lily if she wanted a massage, she said yes and he told her he liked her..... both are weird but neither of them thought to address it as an issue in the moment. Is that sexual assault?

[@warweasel2832]

@@1999worldjacob You conveniently left out how he got into bed with her while she was trying to go to sleep, and how he stuck his hand UNDER her t shirt to put his hand on her side. Oh, and this also happened twice. Also, he lied about not remembering that this happened, and then passive-aggressively threatened Yvonne's boyfriend, and said it was "in [Yvonne's boyfriend's] best interest to keep it a secret."

[@1999worldjacob]

@@warweasel2832 It wasn't convenient that I left out that he got into bed with her, because if you watch them, then you know he used to always get in bed with her and watch TV together and they would often sleep in the same bed together. And did you conveniently forget the part where he apologized to her a week later? (albeit drunk again) Lying isn't a crime and I am not trying to make fed as a hero or yvonne as a villian. I definitely think Fed crossed some boundaries that friends shouldnt, but as HIS friend yvonne has a responsibility to confront him about it and tell him no AS IT IS HAPPENING. Im simply making the query that it was not sexual assault, which is why you havent heard anyone from OTV (except for pokimane, who has her own transgression towards Fed) calling it sexual assault. Dont try and be a white knight.

[@maglev_]

Schlatt hated fedmyster before hating fedmyster was a thing

[@PlacidSine]

I always hated fed, garbage content that gets praised by virgins and incels

[@bongotoucan7913]

LlamaLad fed is that one friend that never grew out of his teens

[@checkmate1826]

Hate Fed hate Feds simple as

[@yammolcho8127]

Before Fedmyster was a sperm, he hated him

[@youugly7760]

@@yammolcho8127 👍

[@jjoshu_a]

"she's not going to see this one coming" famous last words

[@lastprism5115]

“I hate fedmeister” Man this aged very well.

[@tijs909]

@@810bio I heard he confessed too

[@misfitbrit199]

Maciej Królikowski he groped multiple OTV members while drunk, and when he was confronted about it he said he would change but the behavior continued. He has been removed from OTV and is no longer living with them.

[@semtux8615]

what did fed do lol

You can say that again.

[@magnusmont5596]

MISFIT BRIT and he’s just annoying

[@Pleshie]

This might just be the realest we will ever see schlatt be on this channel

[@saltysnowflake5832]

You should check out TheWeeklySlap

[@liluthetemperance]

He fuckin' bragged about having a gun, it seems like he is always pretty real

[@FinexYT]

weeklyslap?

[@sea3644]

Theweeklyslap (his lesser known channel) is where he talks about whatever is on his mind or answers questions for fans. It's probably the realest version of Schlatt we will ever get tbh. He's so genuine on that channel and its filled with a lot of great advice.

[@umm_ok_lmao298]

Plot twist: schlatt has become one of the big hot men he’s always talking about

[@vinkhe861]

No need to state the obvious, lad.

[@guyfieri4017]

Very big and hot.

[@justsnapple8764]

I like how fed gave such a mother-hood statement as his defense as to why she shoukd pick him. While schlatt over here be tellin the truth, he's legit being realistic

[@thomasbartlett9799]

Schlatts community tab tomorrow: “Thinking about chess”

[@yummybagel__]

*Rose’s Pizza and Gun Reform

[@edouard9687]

Funny thing me and my friends made like jokes that chess would be racist. It didn't age well

[@Dead_Weight21]

@@edouard9687 what a world, right?

[@Nova-3-]

thinking about.

[@extremelyonline]

Fed always plays the “pity me” card

[@Mcguy215]

◉_◉

[@jabbamanpro]

manipulation tactic

[@iimiqwii2786]

it’s gross

[@recoveryemail1046]

Oh noooo I'm so so wonewy, pwease go on a date wiv me. {}={}

[@monkfish2047]

Lol glad he didn't get to meet her, based on his reputation

[@fatkidplaysgames925]

Schlatt recoils when fed says he like well done steak when he literally microwaves his steak to reheat it

[@lastmanstanding7155]

Ew cold steak

[@mr.applejuice8546]

Still better than well done

[@johnfortnitetheraw]

yeah but have you had well done ?

[@mikemikel654]

@@Allenfreedom1776 good comment

[@MaxV_GC]

Reheating it in the microwave isn’t bad compared to a well done steak

[@huhwhatwhy]

Fed literally just defended himself the whole time. He didn't exactly put effort into anything else

[@justace1448]

Schlatt’s guide on how to get girls: 1. gun 2. profit

[@theholiestcrusader3853]

3. Growth 4. *G R O F I T*

[@mcclain_will]

3. cryptocurrency 4. bankruptcy 5. pity money

[@shutupcoomer7085]

No, this is the only way

[@pwerserg1]

Nice

[@png.unavailable]

1. Gun 2. ????? 3. Profit

[@tylerf0282]

Jschlatt tomorrow: Thinking about love

[@mrchickenthe1st558]

It’s possible

[@bertholdr2495]

Thinking about guns

[@edouard9687]

Thinking about James Charles

[@mtdaboi2145]

Thinking about mr ha... oh that one's taken

[@luisalonsoxy3530]

Thinking about life

[@evanstarling7859]

Seeing Schlatt be genuine is probably one of the most heart warming and unexpected things from a man who makes videos about wii babysitting or fishing. You tired your hardest man and we all respect your courage to go up there and show us what you are really made of. Much love brother you’ll get the girl one day

[@saraschmit4508]

check out theweeklyslap for more genuine schlatt

[@Meeminator]

he tired so hard

[@Pearg0ld]

@@saraschmit4508 the weekly schlap

[@lonstar7004]

@@Meeminator and got so fat

[@Forrsch]

After watching these love or hosts, here is a little synopsis on "how to get with the ladies" by observing the big man himself 1) confidence: unless you're sykkuno, you'll need to walk around with some confidence. Its simple, obvious, and incredibly hard to get a hold of. A lot of guys are not confident, but by mastering it just makes you that much ahead of the game. Say what you say like you mean it, and do what you do like you meant to do it. One way to get more confident is just by socializing. Don't worry, im having trouble with this too 2) the funny: 80% of a man's worth is in their comedic value. Being funny is something most guys are, but the crux is that your jokes become stale when talking to someone outside your comfort zone. This relates back to confidence. When you tell a joke, deliver it like you know its gonna get a laugh, even if it might not. Sometimes schlatt just says very random things or does weird actions but he does so with so much confidence and with the right cadence that it turns hilarious. Again, to be quick enough to makes these jokes, socializing is a good remedy. Just talk 3) dead serious: being serious at the right time. This helps you become not cringe, and cringe is the last thing you want to be in any situation. This means dialing back the funny and reading the room. conlusion: getting a girl seems like a lot of work. mainly because it is. Personally, I would give up by now, but you go get em gamer

[@Spoiled_Eggroll]

Thanks generic roblox pfp

[@Daniel-iu6ce]

That is honestly good advice for pretty much anything. Thanks I guess lmao

[@cookieblobber]

So basically it all comes down to just being confident with what you do and say?

[@sophieem2240]

as a girl i can confirm

[@TheTGOAC]

Touch grass holy shit this is fucking cringe

[@8mitch_]

Me and my Romanian homies speaking Spanish to each other like: I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ᒷꖎ╎ᒲ╎リᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒲ╎↸↸ꖎᒷ ᓵꖎᔑᓭᓭ

[@User-1939t9]

i wasn't paying attention and actually thought you posted minecraft enchantment table script edit: wait fuck it is

[@RayceVR]

Bruh, he enchanted his words with fire aspect. Because he’s speaking fire 🔥.

[@8mitch_]

hi there it is. It says “I will eliminate the middle class”

[@anormaluser5750]

Qué mierda

[@ricc_2088]

He speaking enchanted table doe 😨

[@monkeywrench8379]

Disappointing, he didn't say he'll re-microwave a steak for her

[@Vex-VII]

Ouch

[@User-1939t9]

i would re microwave a cake for our wedding

[@YYY66767]

Hey gurl. Wanna come over to my place. I microeave some chicken fingers for u

[@tylersmith6252]

Schlatt was out here hating fed HOURS before everyone else

[@Katarsys12k]

I’m not defending him but after talking about it with friends I don’t feel mad or hate him, I’m just disappointed and ashamed

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Mans a genius

[@Jaxl8]

@@Katarsys12k yuh if you ain't mad about sexual assault thats kinda wierd

[@cuppacofi1129]

Hydrowo I'm not MAD that he sexually assaulted multiple women. Just disappointed.

[@serene-illusion]

@@Katarsys12k same here bud. It hurts, really

[@Smashedhiskeyboardupinthewoods]

Evreyone: omg schlatts on a dating show Me: how are they speaking when their all on mute

[@TheGardiner]

They talk thru discord

[@axelhultstrom6333]

What Alexandra said in Chinese: “Hello everyone. I don’t know why Austin wants me to speak Chinese, because I can not speak Chinese well.”

[@harrychen6598]

She spoke of pretty well doe

[@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775]

thanks, mate.

[@honeycomb937]

@@joshualio6031 to be fair she doesn't speak it well

[@abramo7700]

Joshua Lio It’s like she doesn’t speak Chinese well!

[@serjordan13]

Lol I’m Romanian and I was about that say that’s definitely not Romanian she’s speaking.

[@alexfehrenbacher7217]

“Fed, how would you describe yourself” Fed: fed

[@CedrinMedia]

Fed

[@jam-ui1zc]

That's very true

[@PaperManlet]

taze him

[@TheGardiner]

Fedator

[@KRITHASMOVED]

fed

[@grubbu7073]

In light of recent events, the fed hate is another example of schlatt accidentally saying something that Ages better than scotch

[@mamawawa640]

Owh what happened

[@annie-jy1tk]

@@mamawawa640 it came out an hour ago that fed assaulted lilypichu and yvonnie multiple times

[@dantethewanderer4989]

@@annie-jy1tk Michael Reeves must be fucking EXTRA pissed about that

[@NySiiS]

@@mamawawa640 what ACTUALLY happened was: - fed tried to distance pokimane from the rest of offlinetv - fed told people pokimane was interested in that they were together - fed tried to get yvonne kicked out of otv because she didn't do enough otv stuff and played a lot of league -fed flirted with yvonne while she was in a relationship -fed made advances to lily after her breakup, while she was in her most vulnerable state -fed complained about michael & lily hanging out and said he felt lonely That's just the main things, there's a lot of stuff that fed has done, so i recommend doing your own research if you're interested.

[@awcy.jackbright]

I'm not even that old

[@keyboardghost6545]

I am very charmed by schlatt. How he catches up with her afterwards to play chess just proves he was the better choice just saying:)

[@SterraRoar]

Him having a whole fckn plan for the date was the most charming thing I've ever heard. Sorry i know ur comment is 3 years old. I'm watching all these now, lol.

[@chrisgarcia3555]

You’re telling me that Schlatt isn’t 27 and didn’t get his masters from Harvard?

[@markmark6320]

He's all of those

[@rattango9819]

I thought he was a killer from 1987 where he murdered 10 guys with his steel toe boots

[@codydunnell7951]

He received his master's then went back

[@SAMPLETEXT285]

Did you forget he now owns a firearm...but im not to sure if that has to do with anything

[@SweetMargonade]

He did but he continues schooling to further up until he dropped out last year

[@iamstruck]

schlatt: “austin if you’re gonna sing for me, turn on your face cam man” austin: “im shirtless” schlatt: 😳

[@kiyat040]

"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

[@internetuser5104]

even better

[@Tm_Weetod]

Timestamp?

[@not6405]

@@Tm_Weetod 1 second

[@yahairarg4803]

@@Tm_Weetod 11:00

[@polar902]

I think schlatt is going through the twomad experience where him revealing his face was the best choice he ever made

[@blazingtrs6348]

Polar we can relate to him more by seeing his beautiful chiseled chad energy face

[@Blue24675]

@@blazingtrs6348 I mean look at them CHOPS!

[@acidtripwire6071]

im playing my part and making this comment have 420 likes

[@617Keno]

Blue132 THOSE LUSHISH PROK CHOPS

[@lils426]

I think he regretted it at the beginning but jesus has it paid off for him

[@Extrinoo]

4:47 Translation: "Hello everyone, I don't know why Austin thinks I speak Mandarin because I can't speak very good Mandarin" I think that gets the point across even tho i dont think I made a perfect translation

[@mpg01]

Surprised he didn't have the baby hanging in the background during the whole thing.

[@monsieurgrontelius4145]

That would have been golden xD

[@L00KE.13]

Austin wouldn't of let him with how strict twitch TOS is now

[@sadovuato]

Yuto?

[@soggyramen6031]

This felt like 10 big hot men dating rather than 1 woman dating 10 big hot men

[@subnormality5854]

Big? Hot?

[@oregonpinasfun7577]

*yes*

[@boogiewoogie343]

The Hive

[@renanbo6562]

11, Austin was also keen on him

[@2Pii]

this has aged either incredibly poorly or incredibly well. not sure which

[@artderuiter2712]

How come

[@kylemorrison6162]

@Jade Lee I think the correct term is sexual harassment, at least as far as whats been made public

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Both, Alex chose Fed over our giga chad Schlatt - Bad Schlatt said he hates Fed multiple times throghout the video - Epical

[@jacobbartlett331]

It’s been a day it has barely aged at all

[@nothingvaluabletolookat5901]

For Jschlatt incredibly

[@cognitive7327]

“Are you latina” “I’m from Romania” “So do you speak Spanish or what?”

[@bigmanman8946]

I cant believe that schlatt hasn't already had every woman hes ever met date him

[@TheBlockDocs]

He... he has a mother...

[@theholiestcrusader3853]

@@TheBlockDocs and......?

[@RalphK05]

@@theholiestcrusader3853 sweet home alabama

[@chloe54251]

i would date schlatt but then he'd catch a case

[@drewblr8691]

He has standards

[@jacksonfake2062]

The man competing in this show wasn’t jschaltt, it was TheWeeklySlap.

[@ollieolii8137]

I knew I recognized him from somewhere

[@JaMorantBiggerArm]

I'm still waiting for the next video

[@baeu8360]

This is a comment stolen from someone else who themselves stole it from the vod of the show

[@irishbadger3242]

How to get a girl with Jschlatt: Gun

[@probably4943]

Guns are the solution

[@mayorbeetlejuice4841]

What about bomb

[@jakelovelyYT]

what about sword

[@squiggles6861]

what about nunchuks

[@sStyleMo]

Walking Stick

[@RaltySalty]

Slime: writes Alex’s name on his chest using a sharpie* Alternate universe Schlatt: shoots Alex’s name onto a wall*

[@gruby615]

I'm pretty sure that Schlatt was actually being genuine in this one, and as terrifying as it is, it makes me all the more sad for him.

[@relaxingsoundsforsleep6237]

Ik

[@Superdan4290]

Yeah, if I remember correctly, he did actually choose love instead of host

[@liammclaughlin8264]

Yeah he chose love

[@shmurda9365]

Not fair fed won he already knew how to manipulate women

[@foggedmirror3973]

Lmaoooo. Definitely an unfair advantage

[@orakuzii1852]

Hilarious.

[@chadzack9748]

Vape client irl

[@ecrouwarrior9972]

no he knew how to manipulate woman into killing his career

[@duarte_4740]

What do you mean?

[@vinod12315]

You could tell from the start he picked love, he's always in a bit, a gay guy, a Catholic, a harward dropout, but this time he was actually trying really hard and was vulnerable in front of thousands of people, that takes courage. Truly felt sad for him this time.

[@xplssu4696]

if someone watched the previous ones you‘d know he‘s actually genuine because he is as you said not acting like a christian hahaha

[@raife9700]

Yeah I feel it man he really deserved it

[@mootwo_]

woof bork hopefully a girl that doesn’t scream “No, no, no, please don’t shake the baby” when he tries to cradle a child

[@TheDinosinaurus]

i love how the board in the back says “I LOVE CHESS :)” in the beginning

[@pionevada282]

Jschlatt lost the match *But FED lost his career*

[@samuelsomfan]

As the famous saying goes: schlatt may have lost the battle, but fed lost the war.

[@limppancake481]

@@samuelsomfan - Sun Tzu Art Of War

[@dumbass4204]

Dude spoilers

[@colem209]

dumbass ikr, was just about to read The Art Of War by Sun Tzu. Gotta stay knowledgeable about eastern philosophy.😀😀

[@StrongestInHistory]

Its what he gets for having Alexandra choose him

[@mikeallard2892]

Schlatt prayed a little too hard this Sunday and ended up ruining Feds entire career

[@issbryan6992]

Thank you George

[@tanner1466]

Well said, past president of the United States, George W Bush.

[@loganwood1236]

No, fed ruined his own career

[@italianstallion7272]

Tanner mission accomplished

[@mr.boxh3ad931]

Be honest, the the shoes ricochet and hit you in the nuts?

[@moejorgan]

Turns out Schlatt isn't the only one who hates Fedmeister

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

That quote aged beautifully lol

[@retrolps234]

What happened with him?

[@TurdyFurd]

@@retrolps234 he got kicked out of the offline TV streaming team because he did some pretty gross things to the girls there

[@saulrivera6303]

@@TurdyFurd What happened exactly tho dont know much about this

[@Jaxl8]

@@saulrivera6303 got drunk and got a lil touchy touchy with some of the girls. And poki hasint said her stuff

[@palskhip8546]

dude seeing fed now after all that stuff came out actually makes so much sense. Like he is almost being manipulative

[@Cheekymeerkat]

What did he do?

[@NovelNote]

@@Cheekymeerkat I’m not exactly positive what happened but he sexually harassed several women, I think only a few months after this.

[@kawaiisakifrontale]

“Any gun owner would say we need gun reform” Schlatt: “stay strapped or get clapped”

[@thealphas1]

I don’t think a single gun owner wants a gun reform

[@Mr.ManiacaI]

Thats a great life lesson ngl

[@Shockguey]

@@thealphas1 Can Destiny really say he's a gun owner when he doesn't even have his gun on him? It's the Canadian Girlfriend bit all over again.

[@MV-ly4dj]

Imma just wait for these replies to start getting heated and for arguments to start

[@Discographic]

destiny is one of those people who pretends he's part of a group to insult it.

[@kaniyuu3163]

Is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that Andrea called Schlatt “shlot”?

[@zebzub]

tell me the minute when it happened

[@graydoesdestiny8399]

you just gonna ignore a little thing called accents?

[@smartstuf1026]

accents are funny things let me tell ya

[@helthomode]

I remember when they were first getting to know him carson and other people from smp would pronounce him “schlott”

[@Home_Rich]

AAAAAHHH THE WORLD IS BURNING BECAUSE OF THAT.

[@luxither7354]

Schlatt, if you're having trouble, there's this guy, Carson. Some call him the Love Doctor, maybe he can help you out. Edit: Nevermind, he seems to focus on a... Younger demographic.

[@jeovani813]

This is probably be Schlatt first rodeo with the Love Doctor

[@unluckysoviet]

It ain’t his first rodeo

[@nucleotracer8723]

K

[@gangkame4296]

Indeed

[@bigpimpin7572]

love doctor got played like a fiddle

[@Overseer599]

“I fucking hate Fedmyster” For once something that actually aged well

[@jaredstrange3071]

“Wanna make a good first impression” -is holding the empty handgun like it’s his first child

[@defectivepikachu4582]

no his first child is in the background

[@dylana0032]

@@defectivepikachu4582 he in da timbs

[@crypticchrome7488]

Who said it was empty

[@Gooberspacefrogg]

Schlatt bought the most cursed place to live ever, he wants to feel like he’s in a public bathroom hahaha

[@j4ck20n_]

lol it's not his actual bathroom

[@rema0126]

@@j4ck20n_ how do you know, have you been to his place lol

[@poppoppa6497]

Paulina Guerra yeah. he was joking. it seems it went over your head.

[@zachbachar6850]

The thumbnail looks like something that a “Schlatt compilation” video would have

[@doort5775]

It’s a parody of Carson’s thumbnail on his rajj video

[@nikkoa.3639]

Yo. Schlatt's date ideas sound amazing. I looked up Rose's Pizza and the choices looked so good, then the intrepid looked so serene and cool. To whoever dates this man, all to you cause that's definitely an amazing plan.

[@bruhmane1944]

Schlatt hates Katerino, she gets cancelled Schlatt hates Fed, he gets cancelled This guy ...

[@sep3189]

@Nice Good Schlatt has the 6th sense man

[@skoob371]

Schlatt hates the pope, the pope gets cancelled

[@andyflint5418]

Obama’s next

[@biggysloppy6833]

AntVenom is next

[@alanm586]

This *big* guy

[@MrSirStupid]

he’s still trying to convince us he’s not gay

[@nuclear5439]

Lmao

[@jim.87]

it is obvious he is gay

[@mayorbeetlejuice4841]

Jim he’s catholic gay huge difference

[@bigstupid783]

helpmeplease “10 big hot men”

[@mrchickenthe1st558]

He will always be gayschlatt

[@canadiangopnik7007]

Schlatt: “I’m gonna crush you at chess” Also Schlatt: *gets beaten in literally the smallest amount of turns possible* Also, according to Pokimane, Fed is illiterate

[@autumnwind148]

I mean it’s clearly scripted but yeah lol

[@issacdunham6257]

Yeah I'm pretty sure it was a bit but still funny

[@r90savage61]

I wouldn’t stop laughing

[@po5533]

"I got a gun" "I want to make a good impression"

[@F4Angy]

Schlatt is actually insanely smart. Like he read fed and kate. And predicted the controversies. Mans insane

[@thechuckster9025]

Vape Cat and he hates Obama

[@thesecondmexicanempire5742]

Yeah I’m happy he ain’t a criminal

[@FezTheMoose]

@@thesecondmexicanempire5742 ah you dont remember then huh

[@thesecondmexicanempire5742]

FezSpaceMoose oh crap I forgot what happened back in 1999

[@Bingizzzz]

Nice profile pic

[@custardkarim8209]

Fed getting utterly destroyed in the comment section is what I like to see.

[@benzadik6187]

ya love to see it

[@sharkfaith]

666 likes *noice*

[@ominously2574]

This can mean a whole different thing

[@dimethylether7179]

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!

[@silverstargaming20]

I felt defeated when schlatt lost. He's such a wholesome, funny guy. He's mature when he needs to be, he's a ladies man, and he's just a hands down good person.

[@redv2624]

I felt defeated when i realised schlatt didn’t actually like minx, we all lost here bro

[@EssenSlug]

His reaction, which was cut out of this video, really hurt me too

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

it is what it is

[@PLMinecraft1000]

And he’s gay

[@silverstargaming20]

@@redv2624 Bro Schlinx is awesome.

[@YoyIeCake]

Can we talk about how schlatt lost a chess game in the quickest way possible

[@McDee]

schlatt chose love because he is trying to convince people he isn't gay

[@jschlattLIVE]

why would you say this

[@ethanminkow7200]

jschlattLIVE you aren’t denying it?!?

[@swisscheeese]

he has a point

[@II-gj1jw]

We got em boys

[@lucasdaniels1112]

jschlattLIVE we see through your deceit big guy

[@steu9402]

This is so unironically true as a cliché in this situation: she doesn't deserve you, schlatt. A successful businessman such as yourself can't bother with women. James Charles, though...

[@jmoney418]

fuck bro now that you mentioned him, i need to go over to his twitter for scientific research😳😳

[@inhalemyants9569]

@@jmoney418 Bro have you heard of this guy name Austin? I went over there for some scientific research myself earlier. Too bad Rajj disappeared off the face of the Earth.

[@DrdrGames]

Imagine choosing a guy with a sappy story over a Chad who’ll take you to Rose’s Pizzeria

[@angrymandanthecommenter]

Schlatt messin around then clutching every doubt someone has with something emotional is amazing