I went on vacation and left EU4 running - EU4 AI Only Timelapse

Also, if you like Old-school RuneScape, check out my friend's latest video, I made him a custom game mode: • This Immortal Snail is...
or watch me follow an AI's guide to playing the game: • An AI Commands my Rune...
I've had basically no time at home this last month to make videos so this seemed like the perfect opportunity to do another week long timelapse.
A few fun surprises here, especially when I finally got to check out North America, I didn't even know the USA was still there until I checked the ledger.

[@HeWhoShams]

"Its... it's all Germany.." The 78th Reich: "It always has been"

[@diegobatista2239]

Hitler The 3823th be like

[@offdeck8588]

@@diegobatista2239 his final reincarnation

[@theemperor3557]

Mughals and Mexico: We are the last powers of freedom

[@rodrigomartiniriboldi2168]

es war schon immer!!

[@mr.raslyon6626]

Its all Mexico over here 🤣🤣

[@LinkStorm13]

Time traveler *moves chair a little bit. The Timeline: Spanish East Sibiria

[@XXelpollodiabloXX]

God this is such an underrated comment.

[@JerkWarlord]

😂😂😂 So fuckin random hahaha

[@alldaygamingofficial8494]

Right? I was like "wait wait wait ✋ what just happen

[@epiriotis9533]

Too bad, Germany does it again 😂😂😂

[@Darkry]

Time traveller- *moves chair a bit* Germany- "Welp, guys... time to do some serious blitzkrieg this time and conquer half of the world already"

[@equilibrium9135]

That moment when Germany is hardly on the map and suddenly you realize someone was turned down for the art academy.

[@arianmushkoli1475]

The painter we all waited for...

[@martingantenbein176]

Sounds like a prospering future for my country. Am German.

[@edp-xo1on]

​@@martingantenbein176based the Jews ruined Germany

[@nostalgic_nickname3935]

@@martingantenbein176 even as a German that joke is grenzwertig

[@martingantenbein176]

@@nostalgic_nickname3935 Wehrmacht denn so was?

[@madjack1748]

I like how Germany just sits there doing not much for a bit then just decides "fuck it I need to show Austria how it's done."

[@gengarzilla1685]

Somewhat historically accurate then.

[@zexrim]

His pc while running it: Damn I need a vacation too

[@frederickvonrauken5508]

your comment is underrated

[@adrianfernandez9984]

You deserve 1 thousand likes, but until you get there I'll just blow you a kissy kissy muah muah

[@GADJEMAN]

@@adrianfernandez9984 I've got a news for you

[@aowl5218]

"Boss, I'm tired"

[@justamanofculture12]

@@frederickvonrauken5508 your reply is underrated

[@loudgoat5241]

Germany is like "Well I don't know about everyone else but we're well past 1821 so I'm just going to go ahead and do Hearts of Iron anyway"

[@siegechamp2295]

Das tausendjährige Reich!

[@unskilledwarthunderplayer4011]

@@siegechamp2295 more like SECHTAUSDENDJÄHRIGE reich

[@siegechamp2295]

@@unskilledwarthunderplayer4011 *sechstausendjährige

[@Flw-uv2md]

noone knows vic2 :(

[@megadyed4645]

@@Flw-uv2md i feel you brother, lets hope vic3 changes that

[@BrandonQ1995]

The Urals remained Spanish for 4 thousand years before finally falling. Respect.

[@Li0nX]

1st half as Austrian: “Ya! Ya! We take it all!” 2nd half as Austrian: “Nein! Nein! Ze Germans!”

[@felixzahner495]

1st half as german: "Come on little cousin, you can do it!" 2nd half:"Hm, Europe, Northafrika. Ok, the moustache mans big dream finally becomes true.

[@adamcollins1551]

1st half as English: "No! No! The Austrians" 2nd half with English culture Austria: "I'm fine with this."

[@baoxidiaoyu]

Dose darn Wester Reichers

[@broncobalboa]

as a german living in mexico i enjoyed the results.

[@ygotsvlog3762]

Me who knows that austria is just weird germany:laughs in anchluss

[@voltaic5]

In this timeline, the spanish conquistadors fell for the legend of El Helado. The famed city of icecream in Siberia

[@infernium2068]

Exceptionally underrated post.

[@leoh3616]

This couldn´t be more underrated.

[@luisitocomunista546]

Te amo

[@redshuttleredacted6422]

? sorry

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@redshuttleredacted6422 El Helado would roughly translate as the icey. Like El Dorado means the golden. Ever heard how the Italians call icecream? Join it and you'll get the joke.

[@Zamsky39]

That the game didn't crash for a week is an achievement in it's own right.

[@cursedalien]

Yeah. My computer would've committed suicide if you left it on for a week.

[@blackhunterakabloxdavid6144]

@@cursedalien my computer did multible times after afting to run for about 2weeks because of homeshooling last year, poor boy never really recoverd

[@annexamv2776]

@@blackhunterakabloxdavid6144 😢

[@FalkyRocket2222]

1.4k likes and only 3 replies seems quite strange

[@themanwithallthewrongopini3551]

I can’t even run hoi4 on lowest settings for a few hours. I have save that shit and let my computer wipe the sweat until I make it suffer more in late game.

[@markevans1618]

I love that Germany was the underdog and just very slowly creeped up to a powerhouse just enough to not attract attention and last minute rule 1/3 of the world

[@justicartiberius8782]

That's our current plan. Just wait and watch, it's only a matter of a few millennia's now!

[@melodiclogic9904]

they tried that, it did not work in real life

[@Icetea-2000]

Yeah Austria tried to invade them over and over but couldn’t bring them down, until eventually being conquered themselves

[@discordlexia2429]

@@melodiclogic9904 Actually, I'm pretty sure Germany's attempt at world conquest was the opposite of slow and methodical.

[@melodiclogic9904]

@discordlexia2429 youre right haha, lebenstraum...

[@kkbbss]

I like how denmark took over all of scandinavia and went like "Well lets call us self Scandinavia now" and then proceeded to stay the same size for 2000 years just to be instantly taken over by Austria in a single year.....

[@simpro1756]

Austria propably had a PU on Scandinavia

[@Eliezer3838]

Germany once Austria starts to die “Alright, my turn.”

[@juancmf9634]

Well, the germanic world was finally united

[@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733]

Germany:ITS MY TURN ON THE X BOX

[@Lego6979]

"Fine, I'll do it myself."

[@joechillstudios]

Germany: “fine I’ll do it myself”

[@aaronsouthard8366]

Gutentag

[@puria1998]

Me: I bet Russia's gonna be one of the 10 countries Literally 10 seconds later: *Austrian Russia*

[@Mambldor]

Just imagine-how the Russians had to strain themselves to go from small provinces in 1444 to become so big now

[@jackhalliburton4220]

I picked two countries to make it- Russia and England. Austria PUd both

[@kirilll7806]

U just described me in the beginning

[@tacitozetticci9308]

@@Mambldor That's as hard as walking through thousands of kilometers of uninhabited taiga and tundra and claiming land along the way. Sure, it becomes hard to communicate with all the empire once you have it, but expanding was pretty much the easiest part. As expected, we ended up with two glorious cities: Moscow and St. Petersburg, and all the rest of Russia which is just a bunch of mud.

[@tacitozetticci9308]

@@Mambldor Oh right, I'll be happy to come live in Russia when it warms a bit and Italy becomes a desert.

[@elmowilcox]

I’d love to hear the history of Spanish Eastern Siberia.

[@MsCheshirskaya]

Same! Deer empanadas with juniper salsa, I assume

[@geraltlamb9566]

Here you go! A story from GPT A.I. (Poe). Sure, here is a brief historical fiction story for Spanish Eastern Siberia: In the early 19th century, a group of Spanish explorers set out on a journey across Siberia, hoping to discover new lands and resources for their country. They encountered many challenges along the way, including harsh weather conditions and hostile indigenous tribes. Despite the difficulties, the group eventually arrived in a remote region of eastern Siberia that was largely unexplored by outsiders. They were surprised to discover a small community of Spanish-speaking settlers who had been living in the area for several generations. The settlers had originally come from Mexico and Peru, but had migrated to Siberia in search of adventure and opportunity. Over time, they had adapted to the harsh Siberian climate and had developed a unique culture that blended elements of Spanish and Siberian traditions. The explorers were fascinated by the settlers' way of life and decided to stay in the area for several months to learn more about their customs and traditions. They were particularly impressed by the settlers' resilience and determination in the face of adversity. When the explorers returned to Spain, they shared their stories of the Spanish settlers in Siberia with the rest of the country. Their tales inspired many other Spaniards to travel to Siberia and explore this new frontier. Over time, the Spanish settlers in Siberia established their own independent kingdom, known as Spanish Eastern Siberia. The kingdom flourished for several decades, with a thriving economy based on fur trading and agriculture. Today, Spanish Eastern Siberia is a multicultural society that celebrates its unique blend of Spanish and Siberian traditions. The people of Spanish Eastern Siberia continue to face many challenges, including harsh winters and limited resources, but they remain resilient and hopeful for the future.

[@DHEspana]

@@MsCheshirskaya Sounds like you´re confusing latino with spanish

[@MsCheshirskaya]

@@DHEspana do I? I thought Spain and LatAm shares empanadas as a food

[@semregob3363]

inquisition and wiping out of local culture... nothing new

[@bravecylinder93]

I love how Germany just goes full sicko-mode in the 4000’s Oh and the fact that Florida is just it’s own independent state, and the US being squeezed into the east-coast, only half the size of it, is truly something to behold.

[@andreaslahmberg5641]

40s, 4000s - whats the difference?

[@joaopk6263]

Canada is also not french, english, dutch or anything, it’s Frisian

[@gengarzilla1685]

Several millennia of difference, but I see the joke.

[@keiranferrier3642]

The rest of the world: *furious scramble for land and power Japan: *watches anime for 5000 years

[@HSVForeverandeverlol]

One Piece still not finished

[@Lihinel]

@@HSVForeverandeverlol Oda said he is like almost done, no more than 5 years left to reach laugh tale and start the final arc. ... ... 6583 it is.

[@kshitizsrivastava9429]

@@HSVForeverandeverlol 69 likes lol😂😂

[@taramaforhaikido7272]

Just one flaw with that logic. TV isn't even invented yet.

[@Timnifico]

I just need you all to know likes on this comment = nice 😏

[@ryanfedora8928]

History teachers will tell you that Spain invaded South America in the 1500s. What they DON'T tell you is that the Spanish then proceeded to move their forces to Southern Chile, drilled straight through the center of the planet, and emerged on the other side to conquer Siberia.

[@mikefowler301]

lol!

[@gammothguy297]

Lmao

[@dbensdrawinvids8390]

The greatest flanking manuever in history. Nobody saw it coming.

[@Matuterocks]

The way they held the Urals until late game...

[@Arelenedhel]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[@chattenmetchad]

This is what the world would’ve looked liked if Steiner attacked

[@alireza3667]

This comment is underrated

[@zMustheMadMan]

DAS WAR EIN BEVEG!

[@jacobpeters5458]

@@zMustheMadMan Das War Ein *Befehl*

[@KnightspaceORG]

@@jacobpeters5458 Information is ammunition alright

[@Icetea-2000]

Lmfao

[@Endrit719]

people in 1900: in 2000 there will be flying cars in year 5000: people still fighting with cannons

[@MiauZi69]

I would prefer the cannon and cavalry future to the AI future to be honest.

[@Thecodez14]

The moment Germany appeared we knew exactly where this was going

[@googlestinkt5184]

True

[@ahmadfabhli4133]

True

[@StormierNik]

Even now they're still waiting for their moment again.

[@googlestinkt5184]

@@StormierNik true. But this time more diplomatic

[@shanghelios9442]

@@StormierNik Als ein Deutscher kann ich das bestätigen.

[@agenthyena4752]

Ottomans: You Can’t Defeat me! Austria: I know…but he can Germany: *Reaches 999% discipline, 100% Professionalism, and fulfills “Army with a State.”*

[@thetrain47539]

Austria: "Our Empire might fall, but so shall yours!" *Awakens Germany.*

[@cianbarry9207]

Big Boss: *heavy breathing*

[@MER_1]

Nice comment👍👍

[@druganema8219]

Mughals way superior

[@rayvaul3539]

More like Germany: *Earrape Erika starts playing*.

[@alexdavies7367]

With those pacific islands, this was a real chance to establish Austrian Australia. Bag fumbled by the AI there tbh

[@obrien4217]

As an Austrian I am quite pleased that my country not only survived, but also has been leading the Holy Roman Empire for thousands of years!

[@bjarnonegames5394]

well i mean the actual country did not survive

[@antiradiationsnowy1536]

Seeing Spain and Austria do so well only to end up irrelevant is historically accurate, I'll give it that

[@cherryscarlett]

both of them had foreign dynasties they overthrew

[@dophan6938]

Habsburg power

[@ab9840]

How can Spain be irrelevant today if its the worlds thirteenth largest economy. They also have the 18 most powerful military. Austria who knows. They are 29 on the economy list and 59 on the military list.

[@antiradiationsnowy1536]

@@ab9840 It's more of a joke on my part, mostly referring to the image of it in the public eye that seems to forget about it's contributions

[@rrb396]

@@ab9840 honestly, any countries military outside of the big 3 is pretty much irrelevant today.

[@Jake-hd7lt]

Props to the Cyber Queen who reigned for nearly 4 centuries in the mid 3000s

[@votrexz5974]

Isabel be like

[@Levon0Whynot]

Technological advance I guess

[@orukarm]

There’s something cheeky about that

[@LioncatDevStudio]

Queen Elizabeth got a new name I see

[@Tsuruchi_420]

Like, i don't play eu4, how tf did that happen?

[@will8805]

World: “Germany, after all this time?” Germany: “Always.”

[@VoidUnderTheSun]

When the Spanish Urals finally fell, I shed a tear. Thousands of years civilisation. Truly a remarkable culture 🫡

[@legendsofequus5303]

Seeing the British Isles just get labelled "Austria" is so funny to me.

[@belisarius6949]

Mine now :)

[@zuludude2]

It makes more sense that way, considering Australia.

[@lakersouthpaw]

Austria innit?

[@xoxo94]

Yoink

[@henrypaleveda7760]

Austria kept reforming, that was actually a big surprise to me

[@AlphaSections]

Everyone Else: "Haha! I've burned down your castles, crushed your armies, and taken your land! Austria: "What ever you say, Brother-in-law!"

[@paradropgeneral4397]

lmeo

[@heavencanceler2691]

Brother-sister-wife-husband-daughter-son in law

[@happyslapsgiving5421]

@@heavencanceler2691 That's not how human biology works...

[@DanksterPaws]

@@happyslapsgiving5421 Tell that to my aunt mother who married my brother who is my cousin twice removed

[@happyslapsgiving5421]

@@DanksterPaws They still aren't hermaphrodites.

[@Morgernstein]

I loved the empires stretching from the top of Norway unbroken down to the Congo, I would be fascinated by the society that could hold together for thousands of years enduring a perpetual war with nearly 900million dead. Also loved how long Spanish Urals lasted and the fact that 1700 years later they still spoke Castilian.

[@meme-lu2yu]

The fact the US is just Guatanamo Bay and surroundings is so beautiful

[@manooxi327]

It's like Germany kept purposely missing a chance to appear in previous Timelapeses, so it can come out in style in the biggest one yet...

[@griffinhunter3206]

It was only once germany made the Ottoman's name placement terrible that i noticed them

[@TheMastertbc]

Germany: I'll be back

[@aksmex2576]

That was a nice germany and mughals. Kind of like man in the high castle.

[@JonatasAdoM]

They were binding their tine.

[@futureshock382]

"Gehen groß oder nach Hause gehen"

[@Dopebenedict]

imagine finding out god left his computer on while on vacation and everything humans have done is just for a 18 minute timelapse video

[@seanstamper1459]

233 emperors?!? Das crazy. *new save*

[@ivan_d_feets4495]

It be like that

[@wanderingronin6462]

Underrated comment ngl

[@joansantana7983]

I wouldn’t doubt it .. lol

[@E4439Qv5]

You could make a religion out of this.

[@MewoFugi]

Props to the camera man in creative mode for recording this footage for all these years

[@BattyBest]

Start of the game: *Great, historical, makes sense.* End of the game: *Confused Screaming*

[@alexisauld7781]

*Looks away for a moment* *Looks back* "Spanish Tartary" "¿Que?"

[@Teatsax]

I know right?

[@fabio-965]

da

[@miguelchavez6486]

GB: you can’t invade me Austria: but I can give you a ring ;)

[@discipuloschristi3341]

100th like

[@DaRealKakarroto]

One ring to ... bind them.

[@miguelchavez6486]

@@DaRealKakarroto Austria in a nutshell

[@christschess7069]

Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria Nube!

[@GiraffeFeatures]

Also Austria: Yeah we might be culturally English and basically only control the British Isles BUT the tag says Austria so we’ll still be eating Schnitzel!

[@Norrikan]

I'm sitting here marveling at the thought of a four millennia Spanish Urals history and how _any_ culture could or would have developed during that time. I can only assume things went a bit beyond fur-lined cardobes, at least.

[@bobdolesrevenge]

Congratulations to Montezuma for finally getting his revenge.

[@Joe1729]

I love that "The United States of America" consists of half of Cuba and that's it

[@Praetori]

State of America (and a flag with one star on it)

[@kingskylandantonio8450]

@@Praetori no my friend, each tiny island and town is its own state in the great United States of Cuba 🤣🤣

[@axelpatrickb.pingol3228]

The most surprising thing is that the United States of America manage to exist 5000 years after...

[@chaoticnachos380]

the world: "did you get Cuba?" USA: "yes." the world: "what did it cost?" USA *looks at Mexico spanning two whole continents* "everything..."

[@johnjohnson5082]

@@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 but not mexico?

[@YooToobah]

Watching Spain be pushed out of Siberia after thousands of years was the hardest thing I've ever had to watch on KZbin.

[@handenbramilton]

top 10 anime betrayals

[@1337-Nathaniel]

I was rooting for Spain for centuries!

[@alexanderbarsukov1796]

True, man. I was very sad too.

[@alilabeebalkoka]

You mean watching Siberia being pushed out of Spain?

[@empaladordelolivo1587]

Mi España....

[@Theplaymaker1271]

Ah yes the great Mexican Canadian war... That was a difficult time for the world

[@das_praetor572]

Siak being the one to form Malaya was hilarious ngl, and the fact that they've survived for 4k years says seomthing about their competency

[@dallasflynt]

God imagine how the Habsburgs looked after 3000 years.

[@AbhijayAgarwal]

Their chin is now visible from space

[@alexanbreizh6337]

They'll probably still find their cousin desirable ... But they would be the only one.

[@Rabidfox-gc5fw]

I'm certain that there is a creepypasta about the hapsburgs today

[@laurenkirby97]

I'm assuming they'd be just inhuman blobs occupying chairs and generally looking like the navigators from the david lynch dune movie

[@axelpatrickb.pingol3228]

@@Rabidfox-gc5fw Yeah, there is. It's called SCP-3288...

[@noaccount4]

384 year long reign 6 6 4? Hot damn that's an Empress of Mankind

[@DiegoRoblesGallardo]

Elisabeth II: hold my beer

[@phytalia]

hold my tea

[@sakuraleaftea9208]

Its year 3676 and life expectancy have increased, have some foresight.

[@universe1879]

I guess they finally inbred their way into success

[@VainerCactus0]

Some serious life extension technology.

[@mikecossaboom5550]

Impressive, fun to watch! Good to know the sea levels don’t rise after all. 😅

[@daka5645]

Omg it's been so long since I've watched an EU4 timelapse. Kinda nostalgic :)

[@Serjo777]

What's that weird thing on Naruto's face?

[@ukulaylaANDme]

As an American, the scariest thing I saw in this video was giant Florida

[@wjzav1971]

Reminds me of that South Park episode where New Jersey starts conquering everything and Colorado has to ally with the Al Quaida to defeat them.

[@extended_e]

Honestly in current situation I would welcome that

[@interiordagoth]

the fact that florida exists gives me an existential crisis every day

[@robertwood9572]

Oh my god me too, I was like “no no no no, we don’t need Florida taking over the damn world”

[@interiordagoth]

@@robertwood9572 i mean a whole half of this godforsaken wasteland is practically florida so we were already too late

[@learodrigues3108]

As a Brazilian, seeing "Portuguese Alaska" on the map unlocked a new fear I didn't knew I had inside me.

[@LordFokas]

surrender your gold and no one gets hurt.... probably.

[@mareksicinski3726]

why?

[@diegobatista2239]

what in the actual fuck

[@GumSkyloard]

Oh Léa, vai estar tudo bem. *prometo.*

[@ulliulli]

The "Alaskian" is the inverted "Brazilian"... if you know what I mean. (hint: hairs!)

[@MrMasterJones]

Damn this song just hit me hard. Not played eu4 for a few years but man do I love it.

[@mjf69]

I love that Japan is just being Japan. Occasionally trying to take over shit, but largely being entirely unaffected in the 5k years.

[@Camelotsmoon]

Ikr. I'm pretty sure Japan was the only one that was content with just chilling out lol.

[@brandonhughes4076]

"If I stay absolutely still, maybe they won't see me"

[@icecoldchilipreppers6496]

So fitting how isolationist they are both in the game and irl.

[@meowkii_]

@@icecoldchilipreppers6496 well only since WW2, before that…not so much lol

[@lebendigesgespenst7669]

@@meowkii_ they literally had centuries of total isolation before ww2

[@johnr797]

"Spanish Tartary doesn't exist, it can't hurt you"

[@dzarko55]

god, spanish siberia was super common in a few old versions from years ago.

[@pavarottiaardvark3431]

@@dzarko55 As a historian....it's not TOTALLY bonkers. Like, if a European power established major coastal ports on the pacific before Russia pushed east or China pushed North, sure, I can imagine a Siberia settled by a European maritime power...

[@aqpatt4675]

Well Siberia sounds very similar to Iberia so...

[@johnr797]

@@pavarottiaardvark3431 so, reverse Russian Alaska?

[@solidxangryjoer4233]

As a German, I had a smile. Comedically, but a smile.

[@joaquinriffel6840]

you always wanting to rule the world

[@bobdy2]

It's German humour, it's no laughing matter

[@nomamedoxeando]

Fucking liar germans don't do comedy Oh wait is that the joke? But then... Is it comedy? But it can't be Classic german, tries to tell a joke and generates a whole new paradox

[@homeape.]

nice pfp

[@carefulilickwindows6881]

Spain the entire game: We just be chillin Germany: That's not how this works

[@willg3717]

Austria: "I am going to be Britzerland" *Turns into UK*

[@AbCat4]

That's basically what happened, except it was Saxony. :)

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

Seeing Spain and Japan siege down Austria Russia for a few thousand years was pretty hilarious.

[@AM-we1es]

Was that Japan or Mexico?

[@fusssel7178]

@@AM-we1es should be japan, mexicos colour is a bit lighter

[@tomothan]

Austrian Russia acting like a mfing strobe light

[@devvytm]

The thousand year siege of Muscov. We need a documentary ASAP

[@christiangaming-fy6rv]

Japan and Spain : HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN

[@blockmanhatecommentguy6280]

i have been leaving on eu4 in observer for awhile only turining it off before i go to sleep and it has created many interestering results i highly reccomend

[@9zetsu]

EU4 needs a balance update, where such massive empires should collapse under administration issues. I think culture, unrest, population and food should have more of an impact. It should be a challenge for a player to hold an empire centralized.

[@LighthouseCape]

Despite under constant threat of the enormous Mughal empire, Japan managing to hold their mainland till the end gives me the impression that there seems to be no shortage of anime and hentai in this universe too.

[@mareksicinski3726]

and even conquered some!

[@SamGarcia]

Anime in its modern form is only because of Disney. Without Disney, it would look like the woodcuts that is more Chinese inspired.

[@hebleh5771]

Russo war......

[@alexeyprofi3951]

@@SamGarcia they had manga before disney existence

[@SamGarcia]

@@alexeyprofi3951 I know that, just that it looks nothing like we see today. It looks like the woodcuts.

[@itsaps9880]

Life on the Mughal Ottoman border would be literally hell

[@connormcgee4711]

I really hope that the only reason it looked like constant wars was because of the speed of the timelapse. If not, the devastation in game was probably 50-100 in most areas

[@jamaluddinkhalifa8371]

also note how the Mughal-Ottoman border was *THE ENTIRETY OF PERSIA!!!!!!!* as in, it kept moving across the whole region. so *that whole region* would be devastated.

[@basketcase77]

So pretty much real life

[@yendothegamer9880]

It would have been a huge demilitarized zone

[@Jolper]

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@roguecrow998]

3:27 thanos was in england for a new job

[@Promethalus]

brittain actually having wars on the shore of France for a few hundred years was so very accurate

[@ndv135]

Germany had 5000 years and they still couldn't conquer Russia or Britain.

[@darksider7319]

We dont like cold weather xD

[@andrewg9216]

@@darksider7319 had a bad experience with it at some point I'm guessing.

[@mobious6666]

Austrian Russia was literally Novgorod for the longest time. Got pummeled repeatedly as its tradition too.

[@darksider7319]

@@andrewg9216 Well last last Winter was terrible because it was too much snow and far too cold. It was impossible to travel with bus or train. In some parts of Germany you couldnt even drive with your car because the snow was to high, snow hight over night about 50 cm or more xD

[@GiraffeFeatures]

Old habits die hard, traditions live on for millennia.

[@Overlordough1201]

I was literally thinking "man, Scandinavia's untouched!" when Austria fucking flash-grabbed it

[@SethanderWald]

Same! Lol. I just blinked and it was gone. 😂

[@Reid52]

The power of royal marriages

[@vhgiv]

I was rooting für Austria. Then i saw Germany was still in the Game and was Like... Well either one is good enough

[@NotTheBomb]

Bruh, I read this. Then looked back up at the video, and it was gone! Lol

[@Rikard_Nilsson]

looks like Scandinavia didn't even try to expand once it was formed.

[@jcauto66]

watching this at half speed not only allows me to see wtf is going on, but the music gets really spooky

[@imionfamilin7057]

Its interesting how my country was absorbed by austria at the very beginning and I was mad about it, but I felt patriotic for it later, I rooted for austria so bad during the wars against the ottomans and all the others

[@glorytoidk595]

japan just Continue isolating himself from the world till the end of the game... nice

[@biggycheese4443]

nah they invaded china, you can even see the eastern coast of china is shinto, they got pushed back dohe

[@fusionreactor7179]

They probably played extremely tall

[@derederekat9051]

they were like "let the savage fight their wars, we will invde their minds with big anime tiddies"

[@devvytm]

Classic case of: They can't swim so let's stick to our island 🤣🤣🤣 We see it all the time.

[@glorytoidk595]

@@derederekat9051 lmao true

[@karlhungusjr1]

anyone else notice that the three biggest countries are basically Eurasia, Oceania and Eastasia from 1984? they even seem to fight along the same borders.

[@lunakoala5053]

George got the date wrong by thousands of years but put it on the title anyway. What a Guy.

[@jordanwutkee2548]

Yes! Even "Austria" isn't too different from "Airstrip One."

[@lslusa]

I wanted to point out the same thing. Orwell nailed the geopolitics well.

[@mareksicinski3726]

@@lslusa no, it has nothing to do with 'geopolitics', it was based on the rough historical state

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

I guess humanity is just pre determined for 1984

[@iloveallah5960]

The Fact Bengal was the last remaining Indian nation was crazy

[@VideogameFrames]

You have no idea how funny it is skipping to 15:00 out of curiosity and seeing my home State dominating. Will watch from beginning now

[@tekktori]

the mexicans took over

[@couragecoachsam]

Just imagining the millennia-long history of Spanish Ural

[@Teatsax]

Paella+bodka. What could go wrong?

[@emperorpierogi9772]

@@Teatsax Dunno man, probably not very good for your digestive system

[@hector2756]

@@emperorpierogi9772 paella is healthy

[@emperorpierogi9772]

@@hector2756 Not sure if it stays that way with vodka

[@hector2756]

@@emperorpierogi9772 with vodka nothing is healthy xD

[@MinaeVain]

*Leaves game running for a week unattended as an experiment* Windows Update: allow me to introduce myself

[@Tetragramix]

Just keep pc offline. Can't download new updates.

[@taramaforhaikido7272]

Fuck. Windows 10 updates. That's screwed me over so many times since my comp is always on. And I can't just leave it offline because of online contacts. Freaking windows 10 forced timers. Windows 12 better have a toggle off even when online option (skip 11. It's shit).

[@TheTpointer]

@@Toast_6 isn't windows 11 just windows 10 in worse?

[@DevideNull]

@@Toast_6 They are about to add ads to the file explorer, it's so good that I will never use windows again

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

Wow that's so dystopian...we truly live in the worst timeline...

[@gicady]

Shout out to Spanish Siberia, gotta be one of my favourite countries after the Portuguese Alaska

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Germany really came back hard. Looked like their enemies on each side decided to team up at one point.

[@dragonfire72]

I love how everyone else is invading massive territories but Britain decided to reenact the 100 years war

[@ConcreteCrescent]

Not only reenact it, but they stubbornly kept that shit up for over 1,500 years until the Austrians came calling.

[@Vysair]

@@ConcreteCrescent old habits die hard

[@dumb747ness]

@@ConcreteCrescent cant think of a more stubborn country in the world than Britain

[@Nikelaos_Khristianos]

​@@dumb747ness A-fucking-men, wat wat.

[@Neion8]

@@dumb747ness France?

[@MaximQuantum]

Plot twist: We are living in a simulation and the creator left on vacation for a week.

[@lillycline1414]

That explains the fucking noclipping

[@windelsiarza4140]

Well!!!!!!!! Shiiiiiiiittttttt

[@l1u1t1t1]

I hope he comes back soon because it doesn't look very well right now

[@f1shyspace]

@@lillycline1414 hol up

[@KiraSlith]

@@lillycline1414 Explains mag locking too.

[@mith3620]

Man the fucking soundtrack brings me back. So glorious.

[@ADthehawk]

This is really weird and fun to watch. I like how Bengal held on for millenia outside Bengal, or Ottomans settled outside Turkey. The 300 year reign of the Austrian empress gives off QE2 vibes. And the funniest is how Japan has about 3 times the manpower than Mughals at the end, despite the Mughals controlling the biggest population centres of today. The Mughal cavalry is also like American navy today, overwhelmingly more than all others combined

[@billwithers7457]

Honestly, only 2 billion dead from war over the course of 5,000 years is pretty good.

[@nstplc-mk4pm]

i'm sure the sum of all deaths in conflicts is probably in 5 billion xd

[@aralornwolf3140]

That's soldier deaths... calculate civilian deaths... and the human race is now extinct. :)

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Rookie numbers.

[@japanpanda2179]

For the last 2500 years, after Spain and Turkey were kicked off the world stage, there were basically no wars except the occasional conflict between Germany and India.

[@l.h.9747]

Thats only the casualties of the remaining countries though

[@TheEtherGaming550]

Imagine coming back to the home and realising that you haven't turned off pausing on event pop up and all experiment fucked up

[@mh7a135]

@Proli imagine replying after 5 days

[@presidentirinavladimirovna7054]

@Proli imagine not letting people enjoy things

[@novelas3536]

@@presidentirinavladimirovna7054 Him enjoying things makes me not enjoy life so he is not letting me enjoy things.

[@presidentirinavladimirovna7054]

@@novelas3536 sucks to suck then

[@SagittariusCorp]

Imagine all the people.

[@felicityc]

It's actually interesting that they didn't have more rebellions considering how large they got. But I suppose enough time passed that they all integrated

[@cmLMolde]

Saxon culture all over the place, and mostly catholic. No wonder they were stable. 😂

[@hltco920]

Very impressed the game didn't crash once in 4 weeks of solid gameplay with capture on

[@quuaaarrrk8056]

I love how Austria’s first step was to unite with Hungary.

[@daniellewilson8527]

The Austria-Hungarian Empire forms again

[@quuaaarrrk8056]

@@daniellewilson8527 Yes. They should probably avoid Sarajevo though

[@bustavonnutz]

Germany: *replaces European languages with different dialects of German* "Ah, perfectly diverse"

[@REAL2222ful]

Sort of what happened with Romance languages...

[@REAL2222ful]

@@youngalek4434 well, the Reich lasted a little longer than 1000 years, so yes.

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

@@REAL2222ful yeah in this universe the different dialects of german are likely quite different (seeing as this world is stuck in 1821 tech, and language standardisation didn't really work for the masses untill the late 19th/20th centuries, Rhennish and saxon are probably as or more different than protugese and romanian...)

[@checkcommentsfirst3335]

Actually the most hated dialect here haha

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

Is it worse than Proto-Indo-European dialects :^)

[@kettujabamiesukkeliukko]

That was actually interesting, even when jumping forward few times.

[@2BachShakur]

So presumably all these empires had 18th century technology for over six millennia.

[@Chezmaster]

Germany straight up just woke up one morning and chose the 4th Reich.

[@akumaouja4062]

Given the timeline I think it'd actually be the 5th or 6th actually, it collapsed like twice there for a lil bit.

[@alonsoACR]

@@akumaouja4062 Well... The first one never died, it remained till the end under control of Austria even if in name only. Historically it would have been disolved by Napoleon.

[@googlestinkt5184]

Wet dreams finally came true

[@fortusvictus8297]

After a few thousand years of rule, can't help but wonder about the culture of 'Spanish Tartary' or the 'Spanish Urals'...

[@alilabeebalkoka]

🗣️ Speaking Spanish and the rest is a mystery since it is cold ❄️🥶 up there. We do not 🚫 have any 💡⚡ ideas of what the cultures development would look like. Interesting thoughts

[@johnjaeger3746]

Snow Mexicans

[@Teatsax]

@@johnjaeger3746 we are talking about Spain, not Mexico tho.

[@johnjaeger3746]

@@Teatsax and Mexico started out as a Spanish colony just like Spanish Tartary

[@jesusrv2009]

Bullfighters fighting Bulls but both completely drunk with Vodka => Everybody dies TM

[@korau6463]

i admired mali for surviving almost 3500 years

[@monsterfurby]

This turned into an almost exact replica of the 1984 world map.

[@Obese_Pterodactyl]

Oh shit you're right.

[@AbhijayAgarwal]

Germany was always at war with the Mughals.

[@GyorBox]

He's not wrong...

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

Wait what, holy shit this game is realistic

[@SalvosSalvo]

@@AbhijayAgarwal no germany has always been allied to the mughals i know cuz big brother told me

[@dismiss3d323]

"Where is Germany?" *boss music starts*

[@livedandletdie]

Germany is everywhere, I bet if he had kept the simulation running, Germany would reach their dream of world conquest, they're still after it IRL, so why not in game.

[@TheMastertbc]

@@livedandletdie Germany starts existing France: Oh no!

[@Real-Rat]

@@TheMastertbc "øh nòò" with french voice

[@sadgetrollge5614]

It's even funnier if you imagine it with terraria boss music.

[@MrLeonardoSimao]

It took a little over 5000 years, but it’s finally the europe we all wanted to see

[@jagowestaway2503]

This has made a lot of fantasy worldbuilding make a lot more sense to me... Edit: also the history of the urals in this world must ve Fascinating

[@wellno7377]

Everyone : **is at war* Malaya : "hey, what about *trade* ✨"

[@mohamadfaizzudin6869]

Chillest nation ever xd

[@blitxaac]

We cant do war

[@euproductions8615]

The whole south East Asia: Trade?

[@mohamadfaizzudin6869]

@@euproductions8615 in any given period/era:Business is booming!

[@depressoespresso8116]

Japan: *grabs popcorn

[@TheLoliMaster]

Ah yes, the rise and fall of the Ottoman Empire. A tale as old as time.

[@RealSkoolmaster]

Such beauty as the fall is rarely witnessed

[@yousufkhan5787]

İ like how ottomans were at there height in this video when, in real life, they were the sick man of europe

[@hakan5531]

@@yousufkhan5787 This is what happens when all the nations of the world attack you.

[@falconier1118]

Austria surviving through a massive string of personal unions is the funniest thing in the world to me.

[@Antonio-hp5zo]

1 week of power consumption for a youtube video. genious.

[@strongpoke]

Even 5000 years wasn't enough for Germany to pillage Stalingrad and finally reach the Arkhangelsk-Astrakhan line. *Laughs in pierogi*

[@mareksicinski3726]

pierogi?

[@strongpoke]

@@mareksicinski3726en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirozhki en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierogi

[@kirilll7806]

U mean Volgograd

[@dartanyan2462]

More like *laughs in empanadas and salsa*

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

They got moskau though

[@oldploopy1298]

how on earth did one person live for the better part of half a MILLENIUM in charge of the HRE. HOW

[@martinus_mars]

*MILLENIUM

[@oldploopy1298]

@@martinus_mars damn bro u right, gonna edit that

[@_Yume_mp]

Just a guess, but maybe kings live longer the further the game continues, because of medicine and improvement of tech.

[@AlreadyTakenTag]

It wouldn't be fun to live for 300 years. Imagine how fragile a human body is at that point.

[@ghostsheepy.]

@@AlreadyTakenTag i could be a living fossil