The Nine Ryans - C&H Season 4 Episode 9

C&H SHOW SEASON 4 - EPISODE 09 (FULL EPISODE)
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[@aslitatti]

So well written, funny and wholesome! The character of Butthurt Brian was really funny xD

[@ExplosmEntertainment]

Thank you so much for the Superthanks @aslitatti! Glad you liked the short! Do you have a favorite Ryan???

[@thebuttbeard7570]

Pengis

[@thetinfoilfreak]

My favorite ryan is Ryan, if you know who i mean.​@@ExplosmEntertainment

[@seekbutbetter4521]

HOLY SPLIT EXPLOSM ENTERTAINMENT

[@TacticalFloridian55]

​@@ExplosmEntertainment yo can you try and put Florida in one of your skits

[@maninthemask6275]

The cop giving Steve his number after he heard nine men had been inside him absolutely slayed me.

[@rundown132]

HUH

[@LukasB900]

Hmm... I just wanted to give this comment a thumbs up... but the likes are at 69 right now.....🤔

[@Roy-Arkad]

@@LukasB900 and now its 96 thumbs up 🤣🤣

[@chattaboxxx2332]

This actually broke me bwahahaha

[@someonehavinganidentitycrisis]

What are you, a dragon?

[@RurikDankil]

It could not have been better. As soon as they combined I got a mint mobile commercial. So I got "when their powers combine, they become ... Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds."

[@caffeine3845]

Ok that one is hillarious xD

[@PoopMcdinglefART]

God must be speaking to you😂

[@Unfunny_Frog]

Ryan Reynolds just equals 9 regular Ryans

[@TylerDollarhide]

Press X to doubt.

[@RurikDankil]

@@TylerDollarhide I understand the doubt. It was too perfectly timed. But in the end it's just what happened to me. The odds are astronomical, but not 0.

[@Ludician]

There's a nice message in here: Instead of fighting with yourself to do the things you always feel you should be doing, compromise with yourself and let yourself get distracted in equal measure.

[@zeloutube7109]

fr

[@pckables]

It's a nice message: Having nine men inside of you is all fun and games, but at the end of the day, they better pay rent.

[@flamey8679]

​@@pckables More fun than games tbh

[@MrClawz]

well maybe i can, if i have raise 900% 🥲.

[@KingXeonMyroku]

Dear boys, sorry I missed the big game. Turns out I am actually a collection of Ryan’s who combine together to turn into a boring guy named Steve. Yeah, turns out I didn’t really exist unless Steve is about to have fun. Anyway I better wrap this up. It’s Steve turn to pay for the damages to his car we Ryan’s did. Sincerely yours, Coach Ryan Murphy.

[@Prismitten.]

Coach m-mm-MURPHY? HE'S REAL!?!?!?!?!?! I thought he died in a car accident.. well to be fair it was a pretty slow car an he is a cybernetic man droid so it checks out.

[@evansattaasamoah2985]

Best comment ever!

[@sir-ht4pj8nm1l]

Steve: I had 9 men in me earlier Cop: Here's my number sir

[@qwop9992]

I know right? That cop scene entirely was gold. "That's the alcohol content of 9 men! Or one Jesus Christ!"

[@nickgiesler3141]

Steve still seems pretty successful. 99 kegs and a mountain of 100 cocaines coming from an 8 ball isn't cheap.

[@honestdave]

Seriously an 8-ball full of cocaine would be like a whole pound. That's got to be at least $35,000.

[@MagicHamsta]

To be fair, his charts are off the charts.

[@thomaschitham3487]

And now not only does her get a 900% raise, but he can on top of that do the work of 9 men in one day. Raking in the money!

[@Plushall]

It’s like seeing my students draw original characters

[@TheIowanEevee]

Steve: "I hope this works." Steve: *takes off blindfold* *Google pixel 8A ad plays*

[@ngroy8636]

In my case, When their power combines, they become… Pixel 8a

[@derricgreene]

I got Grammarly

[@corentinjourdan5739]

Same ad for me, and honestly ? That ad sure didn't work

[@attmlb]

I got vrbo honestly perfect to book a spot to commit all the deadly sins!)

[@AvyScottandFlower]

The pop up YT ad just after Steve removed his blindfold legit made me chuckle 😅

[@AnAveragePurplePikmin]

Same here

[@Taoddddd]

I didn't get it

[@AvyScottandFlower]

@@Taoddddd Adblocker disabled, or watch it from your phone

[@Taoddddd]

@@AvyScottandFlower I did watch it on my phone

[@AvyScottandFlower]

@@Taoddddd Welp, maybe you skipped a part or something? Sometimes ads get skipped (thankfully! ..except in a case like this)

[@MrCommentGod]

Feed a fish, a man feed him for a day Teach a fish to man feed him for life

[@Egekemec]

fuck are you talkin' 'bout fam?

[@ZetroFox9274]

​@@Egekemec manning

[@Smirnaffskiy]

I thought for a second I got a stroke

[@markusnixon3156]

@@Smirnaffskiy Same! 🤣 Edit: also 69th like, noice!

[@MrCommentGod]

@@Egekemec wait that’s not the original saying You must be from an alternate timeline

[@ryanwight9116]

Me: *being named Ryan* wow, brings me back to my college days in some classes having multiple Ryans

[@liliowen2132]

There was two Ryans in my school. I won't say their surnames but one was Ryan E. and the other was Ryan D. I was friends with Ryan E.

[@PilotSinOFF]

One thing we Ryans do is hate the other Ryans. But somehow still be friends

[@plasmash]

7:43 the timing for the ad was so perfect 😂

[@strongerthanever2039]

Why is the ending wholesome?

[@blofeld2430]

Come down Brian.

[@acubley]

whoresome*

[@Dm3qXY]

expect the unexpected

[@jnova6554]

“Everyone forgets about chewing with your mouth open and answering phone calls on the toilet”. I’m sending this to my dad.

[@SYMSNC]

If all 9 ryans worked out would steve get really buff

[@MrCommentGod]

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 10:49

[@mateuszmroczkiewicz8789]

THX bro i really needed it

[@annaadotd6405]

ty

[@Qiff123]

Very very end 1:00:00

[@vocitrdertub]

When’s the guy clothed in white appearing?

[@Unknown-Number]

​@@vocitrdertub searching for it in the comments. Reply or like, so I get a notification and I can tell you the time he appears without having to do anything else.

[@FritzSchober]

Fightclub with 9 alter Egos

[@thesmg201show]

5:22 I know people like this 😂

[@EdJoed]

Can’t unyank this crank is crazy 😭

[@Quadraxis]

That was... surprisingly wholesome.

[@nazshinobii]

10:09 yo this one had me dead asf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 DUDE IN THE RED !!!!

[@saxonray4071]

😂 Ryan #4

[@tech-kyle]

Classic Steve.

[@sentboumaster3436]

Why is this wholesome as fuck?

[@Aerowarrier]

Poor Butthurt Guy. Your time will probably never come lol

[@ReasonablySkeptic]

Okay but...steve had a job that paid him enough for *100 COCAINES AND THEN GOT A 900% RAISE?!* Lucky guy!

[@joshuazane3210]

"You can also snort the paint!" and the accompanying facial expressions were great. 😄

[@DementedDuskull]

5:33 Wait, if the book was standing vertically, why was there dust on its cover...?

[@SomeCringeName]

It’s shit residue not dust. The particles are brown.

[@yujin_sumeragi]

a wild "wholesome ending" have appeared! it was super effective!

[@HHDocwhoamericangirl]

I just had the most perfect youtube ad timing: It lists all of the Ryans "With their powers combined they become..." *Ad interrupts* "Hey everybody I'm Ryan Reynolds"

[@ddthebreadslayer793]

I love how the fiest ad was "hey im ryan Reynolds-"

[@Admiral45-10]

Was it about laminar and turbulent flows?

[@jg997]

The SNL opening style was awesome

[@franceshaypenny8481]

Except funny things came afterward for once.

[@xoura5230]

You know what? Absolutely wholesome, love it, really hope to see more somewhat similar to this in the future

[@Masquerade404]

10:21 I am pretty sure that is exactly what Steve is about to do.. The questions is: "On which one?"

[@spikeymikiee]

I loved the knackered charts! Best episode this season so far!!

[@WeegeeAnimations]

1:14 "When their powers combine they become..." *MONZO BANK MUSIC*

[@alender6200]

what a wholesome ending

[@Unknown-Number]

Beholder

[@angeloflight00001]

"Here's a citation, and Here's my number." Shooting his shot

[@ArtemiyS_]

I saw the Jocking hazard games in Stockholm’s stores and I bought one. It’s really good.

[@Ima_silly_goober]

For season 5 they NEED to continue the half price story line I have been waiting for this since I was 7. So I have waited HALF my life for this

[@fireflowerfilms2010]

I think the joke is about it, is that he cut the series in half. So another part might not even happen.

[@Ima_silly_goober]

@@fireflowerfilms2010 but we got series as a 2 for 1 sale so we should be getting another 4 seasons

[@aslinger0]

The boy may be Steve but he sure is Ryan’s 😂

[@Goldtiger142003]

"I had nine men inside of me..." followed by that brief pause was absolutely hilarious. The butthurt guy is also great. and accurately represents the screeching complainers you see on sites like Twitter and Reddit.

[@ryan___ryan2711]

When games let you choose between strong solo or strong companions

[@mannytwozero4449]

The 9 ryans intro was so adorable. I found it cute when Ryan #5 turned

[@xRyanK42x]

As a member of the 9 Ryans, I can confirm the factuality of the information contained in this video. I can also affirm the accuracy of the insufferable representation of Bryans and the unfortunate reality of our Steve alter ego. If but someday we may achieve the vision set herein of the Ryans-Steve nirvana, we will finally reach self-actualization and become an unstoppable force of fun.

[@profilenotfound2525]

Half off Oscar and two for one todd are still fighting somewhere beyond the multiverse

[@McLoelz]

Amazing episode! excelent writing, animations, voices, sounddesign

[@bamamama-ws7kp]

7:33 😂😂😂dude shaking the 8 ball😂😂😂😂😂

[@spiffygonzales5899]

Pluto actually did get reclassified as a planet again. Apparently it's a massive debate.

[@Rainstar1234]

what

[@mr.technicalisolate9188]

Glad they bought back the community center 4:18 (Including the guy who called the old lady asshole)

[@JamesTDG]

A C&H episode with a happy ending?! What in the black mirror is going on right now?!

[@loganw8973]

I love Ryan but I think Ryan is my favorite and I hate Ryan

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

And don’t even mention Ryan

[@Idonthaveagoodname421]

Sounds like something Ryan would say...

[@martinkolar5128]

I hate that Ryan too

[@lewisbarclay9113]

It's been a long time since I've seen one of these cartoons done with different character art. It's nice.

[@ryanjanson1202]

As a Ryan, I approve of this message.

[@eleonnaf2908]

Please don't stop making videos!!! I love these sm, I've been watching for a long time now 😊

[@funonthebun7662]

That had a pleasant end

[@gertvanderstraaten6352]

A hundred cocaines, lol.

[@chrisperrien7055]

A hundred cookies would be impressive. The most I ever bought at one time was 12 and that was for a very rocking crack-house. cookies were 1/4oz of coke IIRC

[@J3ff_the_dealer]

Why Steve is drunk saying i have nine men inside me is the craziest thing i have heard today 💀

[@justine9430]

The obituaries on the wall of the curse victims support group killed me. Sad to see Cliff succumb to his prostate cancer though, I hope he was able to find a terminal illness support group to keep him company in his final months. RIP

[@farrdawgjoker7087]

I almost forgot about Ryan but then Ryan remained me that Ryan was right here the whole time.

[@StinkySeaGoat]

If people with the same names could fuse, that would be so cool

[@kingdonut6675]

That was weirdly wholesome.

[@CitrusThings]

As a Ryan I think the better name for the combined Ryans would be Bryan

[@cringycontent]

Watching on September 9th (9/9)

[@TS-1267]

... These Story Lines and Sub Plots are Jolly Immersive. More So Than Lots of Drivel Made Today. Greetings from Saturn 🪐

[@ianusgindea671]

I thought Steve would not expect them to accept and will kill them in the end. Later super Steve will look at the recordings from a hidden camera and regret it forever.

[@ciarandickerson1519]

Huh, I am watching on sept 9th.

[@bobakakorb4822]

This was recommended to me today... on September 9

[@MrFLUIZZLE]

Boom! Steve is a good dude if you ask ny mother in law!

[@_BobroBartek_]

A cyanide and happiness episode that doesn't have a dark or sad endig? Impossible!

[@Randomly15796]

Ryan has to be my favorite because he’s always in a goofy mood

[@GutenTag_Sir]

My day is saved now

[@kurtgrgelwrx8376]

Curse Victim Support Group sounds like a hilarious scenario for an episodic show.

[@krzysztofkozakiewicz3920]

Huh, surprisingly wholesome.

[@presetts7064]

When they came together an ad came on "they become Ryan Reynolds here" lmao

[@CanDellJack]

Weirdly wholesome. C+H throw a curveball every now and then.

[@legominimovieproductions]

7:28 "Lightly used"

[@coreyzek]

Anyone else like this during the song where Steve gets the support group paper? 😅👍

[@staciegleva1025]

Reminds me of the old cartoons with the rian twins being related to the wonder twins

[@svenbeemer2184]

This was perfect

[@guidojacobs2002]

A valuable lesson for those with multiple personalities. Sometimes, it's not pharmaceutical drugs you need, it's teamwork. 👍

[@UnreasonableArticulo]

100 cocaines isn't very cheap. I also really wanted to see him become Super Steve :(

[@really1337]

Lol, he was shaking out a literal eight ball.

[@niovosanimations-lf7re]

September 9 th is my b day!

[@kruzthewolf]

Semi-related, but as an Orioles fan this is also funny because there are three Ryans on the team: Ryan Mountcastle, Ryan O'Hearn, and Ryan McKenna

[@mrpig404]

7:24 that's the funniest line in the video and nothing will convince me otherwise.

[@guardiantko3220]

hey, you know what, i love these wholesome ones, this was super awesome.

[@noelhutchins7366]

You misrepresented the prophecy, swapping "Steve" for Jeff: you may have intended not to say, Jeff, but I know you know, now...

[@gamingrootz4411]

Well played Steve, well played.

[@ryanrundle2376]

As a fellow Ryan I approve this message. Also I got a ryan reynolds ad on this movie lmao

[@nessat6335]

At this point I just sing along with the end music: Why... don't I hate this crappy crap crap crap? Why... do I like this crappy crap crap crap? Why... do I love this crappy crap crap crap? What the hell did I just watch?

[@adamk-paxlogan7330]

This is hilarious 🤣

[@azel7056]

God, That was An Oddly Wholesome Ending

[@inanutshell2637]

When Ryan 1 in the start said let's split Technically he should have said let's merge.

[@MegaCyberleader]

And THAT is how you love yourselves.

[@saxonray4071]

8:01 🤣🤣 9:28 🤣🤣🤣

[@victoriancrow]

I have DID (diagnosed) and this is exactly what it’s like

[@DrButthugger]

What did you have?

[@EdJoed]

Ryan.

[@director7893]

Cockroach is such a normal start.

[@Po0PYBLOX]

3:28 every human on earth with every feature to them