I will destroy you, your bloodline, and all of humanity - Chihuahua

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[@RavTokomi]

50% tremble, 50% rage, 50% derp. That's 150% motherfluffer.

[@insensitive919]

Shut your mouth! 😅

[@stillhere1425]

Accounting for his outsized strength!

[@nicolebohrnstedt8008]

😂😂😂😂

[@zentierra7803]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jhk3594]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@unluckellie]

The punching sound effect absolutely cracked me up 💀

[@BiterAvid]

Absolutely the perfect sound effect.

[@freedomishavingachoice3020]

10/10 editing. Perfectly timed. Non Repetitive. Didn't overwhelm the other audio. You deserve all the good karma today whoever edited this!

[@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious]

They're not sound effects, he's genuinely too powerful.

[@unluckellie]

@@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious You're right, you're right.. mb 🤭

[@barbaramorris2196]

​h@@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious

[@SuspiciousOwlbear]

That little man doesn't shake because he's cold, Derpy shakes with the rage of his tiny ancestors

[@chriskosloski226]

ALL THIS RAGE! in a cute little body..

[@oldred2470]

And those movies

[@bryceaustin4995]

His ancestors were actually fairly medium sized.

[@Edgar-ot7cv]

The great techichi

[@tcmtech7515]

When you roll a 1 on body but max out on anxiety.

[@gojiberry7201]

As a former vet assistant, I can tell you that chihuahuas are no joke

[@yuzmanito]

Skill issue

[@RenaissanceASMR]

"He expects me to take him seriously" THE DISRESPECT

[@BrianLanders]

Vanessa: "calm down" Derpy: *rage shaking intensifies*

[@brandonnotsowise2640]

Me irl.

[@wilmaknickersfit]

What a name too! Poor guy! 😂

[@miamyos]

They're definitely the shakiest dogs second to Italian greyhounds!😂❤ I used to call my first chihuahua my little rumble pack after the vibrators in PS-controllers lol

[@tomferguson9250]

Funny how the smallest dogs have the biggest attitudes 😂

[@madeemad8968]

@@tomferguson9250yep, I have one of those 😆

[@zeebest1004]

And he had the NERVE to smile at the end like he was a “goood boy”!!

[@GigiBranconi]

He was! All dogs are! How dare you!

[@Nev1812]

Tis but a scratch 🥲🩸

[@stephenr80]

Hhhh😂

[@zoes32flavaz]

@@GigiBranconi yes! With the exception of those ferocious tiny beasts, chihuahuas

[@GigiBranconi]

@@zoes32flavaz NO, they are good boys too! Met one just recently, tiny fella named Pablo. So friendly, cuddly, curious about everyone! They are good dogs too!

[@tek512]

We would all be past tense right now if big dogs had the chihuahua mindset.

[@stardustfactory8311]

They breaded them out leaving only chill big dogs

[@lokimiguel2452]

It's called training your dog had nothing to do with mindset

[@lokimiguel2452]

​​​@@stardustfactory8311yeah no

[@cancer_sucks]

@@lokimiguel2452 i think many a small dog owner would disagree

[@tek512]

@@lokimiguel2452I'mma guess you haven't been around many chihuahuas, or trained them for that matter. Even those with excellent breeding and care tend to be extremely prone to fear, and this in turn begets a number of problematic behaviors. Some of'em are also just plain aggressive without having the fear motivator. Sometimes they become possessive of their owners to the point of aggression. There are lots of potential causes, many of which are part of the breed rather than a result of environment. Yeah, you can usually train them out of it, but it requires far more effort than most other breeds. ....And sometimes, depending on the dog, it just doesn't work. Despite what people like to say, not every dog can be trained out of every behavior.

[@Precise321]

Derby: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!! Spray Nozzle: *sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

[@shawnaileen157]

😂😂😂

[@zalphinian]

For me it was - Derpy: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!! Derpy: *Proceeds to try and dangle from grooming restraint by neck only*

[@christophhofland8890]

who decided to put all the rage and utter disregard for all life into the smallest animals?

[@TheDjMoo]

That may just be the calmest chihuahua I've ever seen.

[@luvondarox]

Best. Entrance. Ever. 😂

[@Person1865]

It's the "I didn't want to come here" walk/drag

[@ArDeeMee]

The sheer enthusiasm…!

[@xOutdated]

omfg that took me out already 💀

[@shiboof]

YES. He peeped around the corner and then said nope and backed out of sight. So funny.

[@daniellez.2462]

That was a very quick *NOPE* from Derpy 😂

[@classiclife7204]

"What can one do against such reckless hate?" - Theoden, King of Rohan

[@brianhammer5107]

" We hates it! HATES ITTTTT !!! FOREVER !!!!!! "

[@Redhairedviking09]

@@brianhammer5107 "Take it off us!"

[@remingtonwingmaster6929]

The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep, one last time!

[@rainstreet78]

🤣 One of my favorite movie lines

[@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951]

"Ride out and meet it!"

[@FishBola1991]

My chihuahua was a sassy little girl, I made a concerted effort to socialize her, but she still gave this leery side eye to strangers that just reeked of judgement.

[@Ziegfried82]

They only love their master, they're kind of like a cat in that regard.

[@FishBola1991]

@@Ziegfried82 well, she was originally my Grandma’s, but I guess that still made me second in line if only because I was my grandma favorite.

[@sipi2009]

I mean ir's miles better than them biting someones hand off.

[@loafofchihuahua]

"I will destroy you, your bloodline, and all of humanity" That sounds like something a chihuahua would say 🤷🏻‍♀

[@sharlathompson8184]

"You're really feisty." - understatement of the year LOL!

[@user-go1wt3uc1b]

You're right! The way she called him dangerous Derpy is also such an understatement, I'd say he's demolishing Derpy! 😂

[@loginregional]

Full of BEANS.

[@wilmaknickersfit]

You'd be fiesty too if somebody named you Derpy! 😂

[@texasgirl6000]

​@@wilmaknickersfit, 😂👍

[@friendlyporkchop]

i have a chihuahua and tbh it's really good to know they're all that dramatic

[@papasquat355]

I lost my 3 pound attack dog a year ago this week. The Chihuahua only loves one person, and, if you're that chosen person, you have a best friend for their entire life. I miss my girl terribly.

[@michelleferguson9104]

I’m so sorry for your loss

[@bonniegantz1594]

I am so sorry. I lost my seven pound girl the week before Christmas two years ago. It still hurts.

[@peggylarue7824]

🐾😢🌈💔

[@Goopiterian]

I'm so sorry for your loss 🌈🐕

[@elderlypoodle9181]

That hurts beyond belief 😣 We adopted 2 more and I never thought I could. Chihuahuas were not on my list until I had one. Now I know I can’t live without them. 🙌🏻😘

[@Fallout_Survivor]

Please dont bite me Chihuahua: I AM THE GOD OF WAR

[@oddda5956]

I love how big dogs’ first instinct is always to try to escape the tub/dryer but lil’ dude here is ready to catch a body

[@jordanhasch2544]

He was really out to let someone catch those paws, wasn't he?

[@Bluewater1976]

Chihuahuas, 50% spite, 50% tremble, 100% warrior.

[@MyHandelsMessiah]

1000% worthless

[@Mortumo]

@@MyHandelsMessiah cap

[@SailorEddy]

I love how his eyes look at two different directions.

[@KristenK78]

Right?

[@gumby013]

@@KristenK78 And left.

[@btrixie60]

Excellent!@@gumby013

[@katemarshall7439]

@@gumby013 👏🏻👏🏻best chuckle today!

[@danieledugre1837]

Yeah…like our mothers used to say!

[@begrackled]

Peace was never an option.

[@maneki_Mew_kaneshiro]

Derpy reminds me of my old chihuahua I had growing up- people always talk shit about chihuahuas but they’re such loyal little guys!

[@zoes32flavaz]

They are! They will loyally bite you.

[@JamesSmith-uc8tk]

My grandmother had a three legged Chihuahua. That dog wasn't afraid of anything and would regularly chase my grandmother's male cat, who was three times that dog's size.

[@helenafarkas4534]

there is something about small dogs and how fearless they are towards those larger then them. those *smaller* then them on the other hand... the fear is real

[@sunstonespice]

We lost our 16 year old Chihuahua a few days ago and seeing this feisty boy makes my heart swell. Gonna miss you, Eli.

[@DutchXFangirl]

Sorry for your loss. The little ones create big, gaping holes too once they've crossed the rainbow bridge. *hugs*

[@ericar.6370]

16 years is a blessing! I’m sorry for your loss ❤

[@Lorijenken]

im sorry for you lost there such sweet babies, Lost mine 7 years ago, we all weep for your lost and send you love!

[@amyralls6218]

I am so very sorry for your loss. I suspect your feisty little one has quickly become boss over the rainbow bridge! Your fond memories will always keep his spirit alive!

[@utekrause8334]

So sorry to hear this sad news. I know how it feels.

[@momofschnauzers]

Boy does that little one ever bring back memories of my grooming days. More attitude from these littles than from ANY large breeds.

[@JesusComeGetMeNow]

Chihuahuas are the most ferocious dogs hands down! I have had 2. My old chihuahua kept my 6 Belgians in line. She passed in January at 17. Miss her!

[@_lexi]

17! that’s incredible, good on you for givng her such a long and safe life!

[@Dmanrocksall]

My moms chihuahua keeps her pitbull in line too!

[@kam3411]

I have a neighbor that has a Shih tzu and a Cain Corso. The shih tzu is the boss out of the two. She keeps him in line.

[@mirievans7155]

Same. My 8lb chi kept my 40lb dog in line. Even as an 18 yr old and blind, the chi was in charge.

[@de341f6]

despite what it may seem, Chihuahuas naturally have very long life spans and are generally very healthy because they have been the same size and have had the same features since they were first introduced centuries ago. Those sharp snouts and compact bodies are a tank. @@_lexi

[@Lycancass89]

Your dry sense of humor is greatly appreciated. 😂The sound effects had me in stitches.

[@DiddlyPenguin]

Such a little guy with big attitude. 🤣

[@blakearius]

Attitude is a funny name to call his junk..

[@TheFlyingmartini]

Napoleon complex. 😂

[@dalemoar3006]

This made me laugh! "Flame thrower of doom"😅😅😅😅😅. Fiesty little fella.😊

[@lovelywaz]

Thanks for keeping the water pressure low on that pump. I was worried Derpy would go flying if it was at the usual pressure! 😃😃😃😃

[@PeacefulBabyKittens-ui3cg]

I love his name, it's perfect.

[@fmbmnvzjnvrjz3927]

Derpy has allowed you to escape with your life and fingers intact. He truly is benevolent.

[@romantroshkin3142]

I laughed at Attack: 100% Damage 0% :D

[@DogPersonWithACat]

“…he expects me to take him seriously, besides his toothless grin…” 😂🤣😂🤣 I died.

[@faithcrisis2138]

Whoever named him is a genius

[@menchelke]

My chihuahua named Secret, she screams and yanks I have trouble doing her nails, but we go to the groomer, and nails are done in 5 minutes , and as long as she can't see us when getting her nails done, she behaves perfectly, if she sees us, she puts on a show and screams.

[@bout3fiddy]

Our Chihuahua does the same unless he's at the groomer. Then he practically offers his paws for trimming. They're such show ponies.

[@user-qj8uc4tb8n]

That is altogether too familiar.

[@ghostlylover99123]

Oh she a chihuahua alright

[@MKVProcrastinator]

What would happen if you wore masks?

[@orngjce223]

​@@MKVProcrastinator They can smell you and recognize your body language

[@gothihop5331]

the punching sounds when he was swatting at the dryer tube 🤣🤣😂, feisty but cute!

[@SarahLovesU2]

Omg! Sound effects were awesome! I think Derby would appreciate them as he believes his fighting skills are just that awesome!

[@budluver1970]

Omg, this is my 15 yr old Chi, but he has NO teeth. Grumpy and dramatic but loves he’s my baby boy who loves me more than food, and that’s saying a lot. Thank you for taking care of all the dogs you do,love your videos and without you and others in your profession, all grumpy Chi’s would have long nasty nails. Worth every single penny you charge!!

[@lhproductions61]

My partners grandmother had a chihuahua named Peewee who hated everyone except she and I. The whole family was stunned. When I came over he’d hop off her lap run over to me and stand on my knee like he was king of the mountain. He hated any part of his body touched besides his head so massaging his lil head was the funniest thing he’s make happy little growling noises and he won my heart, before him I met a different chihuahua named Johnny who came over to me and bit me for just being in his house. Peewee convinced me all Chis aren’t evil.

[@DOSRetroGamer]

I'll never understand how people allow their pets to "hate everyone" - which basically means being loud/aggressive. That's not personal taste; It's just bad/no education

[@SHINeeKari]

The use of sound effects was 100% effective!

[@Sebastianmaz615]

FEISTY little guy. Great dogs; my dog is Chihuahua & Yorkie mix - Chorkie. She's stubborn, needy and has endless energy. 😆😍

[@dennisnieradka6668]

You have the patience, of a angel . We need people like you in the world.

[@Person1865]

People love to say mean things about chihuahuas, but I just lost my spicy girl and I'll always be grateful for the joy she brought to my life. Some people like the easy to love dogs, and some of us enjoy a challenge.

[@elstongunn4277]

I’ve never heard people say mean things about chihuahuas. What do they say?

[@Person1865]

@elstongunn4277 oh that they're yappy ankle biters and stuff like that. No dog is a perfect angel, but chihuahuas are great dogs. It's probably scary being so little in a big world.

[@elstongunn4277]

@@Person1865 Poor little guys have a hard time living down the misconceptions people have about them! I’ve only heard great things about them and how wonderful they are. To me, they do seem to shake a lot like they are constantly cold, or nervous and stressed out. :)

[@usernamemakesmemad]

Some Chihuahuas I have seen fear the air, others are very confident 😎 It is not only small dogs that are scaredy cats, it depends on the dog's personality no matter their size.

[@corkycobon1481]

Absolutely love me a Chi. Don't care they they can be bipolar 😂

[@charise773]

He came in like the mafia...😂😂😂😂

[@daniellez.2462]

He put up one helluva fight. Props, Derpy. 👊

[@kwelchans]

Usually not a big fan of chihuahuas, but he is absolutely adorable.

[@catlady9748]

Please keep adding the doggos' comments, they're hilarious! "You're meaner" was such a perfect match for the look on his face!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@animerlon]

Totally agree! 👍🏼 It's got my vote. The sound effects too.

[@br2266]

LOL THAT INTRO!!! I love the soft soothing woman voice, and then the dog appearing momentarily through the door, small body, eyes that say NOPE, and then the eventual being dragged through the opening 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vicsanchez5100]

unbreakable, impossible to tame, mighty chihuahua power😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rigulur]

a mighty but merciful creature

[@gladysedgell2410]

That little pipsqueak is a brute Lol. Love the commentary and sound effects.

[@de341f6]

Honestly, I feel like chihuahuas can be really sweet dogs. They're just often not taken seriously because they're tiny and their outbursts are seen as funny when the same behavior on even a slightly bigger dog would immediately be seen as dangerous, and owners would take their training more seriously. Chihuahuas are very smart dogs and just as sensitive as any other breed. They're not toys :( they'd also like some boundaries and need socialization!

[@OnwardsUpwards410]

Well said. Hate the angry psycho stereotype. With training, and without egging them on for laughs, chi's are the best dogs both in temperament and loyalty. No one has your back like a chi in his or her own home.

[@ifeeldead463]

They really are. I owned two chihuahuas and both times, they were surprisingly chill, if snobby (unless youre their favorite person). They only bark at other dogs but they tolerate humans, mostly cuz they get uppies (which makes them feel tall), cuddles and snackies

[@Akaitsuki57]

You can say that louder!

[@de341f6]

People love to rag on Chihuahuas for barking at big dogs, but in the eyes of a small breed like a Chihuahua of course they will feel a bit threatened. They literally have to look up at a bigger dog. @@ifeeldead463

[@PlueschUndWahnsinn]

Amen to that! Never had a Chihuahua, but I've met a few responsible owners and a breeder. All of their dogs were angels! Reserved and protective, but good boys and girls tho. The one from the breeder were super chill at the vet, too! They are dogs and want to be handled and trained like dogs.

[@93lozfan]

Clicked for the thumbnail and was not disappointed

[@lisauptagrafft2010]

His grumbling was adorable! He was a tiny terror! Lol ✌🏼❤️

[@slw04]

Two Teeth Derpy walking through the front door, being dragged rather was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣! Tiny but mighty.

[@deborahgallagher-vu5hl]

Only 7 years old and only 2 teeth?

[@metalhev3989]

@@deborahgallagher-vu5hl he left his teeth as gifts to people who got their face too close

[@trishasmith2303]

He has no teeth!!!😂😂😂 I’m sorry sir! Him trying to bite the hose and the dryer are taking me out! I cannot take you seriously after that 😂

[@ElizaTomato]

Not a single thought behind those eyes. ❤

[@sdd123]

How absolutely adorable ❤❤❤❤

[@legendarymayormarylikestur8874]

The adorable smile at the ene was everything! 😂😂😂

[@Bigrignohio]

That's the "I WON" smile.

[@byronic-heroine]

Best. Name. Ever.

[@T410ce]

Ok, the comments dialogue you added on the screen made me spit my drink out. This is great stuff, thanks for sharing!

[@sonnyandcobi]

Oh my God! I had to watch this more than once. What a cutie!

[@nrgltwrkr2225]

Derpy! What an apt name! Loved the caption: "Attack 100%. Damage: 0%"

[@HystericalSarah]

The sound effects with the "flame thrower" were amazing. 😂

[@catherinechristopher7980]

Dang! little guy is so full of energy!

[@JBOD]

That's one funny feisty pup! Lol The sound effects cracked me up! 😂

[@karenbarton1717]

I feel so bad for him, as I sit here laughing. Chihuahuas have so much character in their little bodies! ❤❤❤

[@MisakiBlossom]

A valliant fight Sir Derpy Your efforts shall be engraved in history for generations to come

[@gracielarojas3200]

❤❤❤d the sound effects and pop ups Vanessa 😂😂😂. Great video.... Derpy is definitely dangerous 🤣🤣🤣.

[@dianer5793]

The new editing is amazing 😂

[@graceg4550]

I love the text on screen, 'Youre Meaner'

[@51Saffron]

We have never had a chihuahua before. We adopted a senior dog (I found her on the rescue site). We met her at Pets Mart. She had been viciously attacked by another dog and nearly died. We were told that she was gentle and was originally returned because she bit the guys girlfriend, which they didn't believe. She bit me twice when we first bought her home, nipped my husband's chin and protected our backyard like she was Godzilla by kicking up the dirt with her back leg. Two years later, her person is my husband, she growls at us every now and again, doesn't bite and we have learned her language. We have adopted many dogs , my favorite are cocker spaniels, but this old girl has added heaps of spice to our family and we absolutely love her.

[@cybercifrado]

Is her name, "La Chanclita"?

[@51Saffron]

Her name she came with is Ginger@@cybercifrado

[@andyfisher6568]

The cutest! Derpy don’t play!

[@Sophiathewigglebut]

LOVE THE NEW SOUND EFFECTS!!! 😂❤

[@BooFlo62]

That little smirk he gives the camera...what a Lad

[@bumblebeelze]

That anxious peek in was perfection

[@I_Kan]

OMG i haven't watched one of your videos in a long while, im so glad this one caught my attention. What a furious gummie little sweetie 🥰😆😆🥰

[@guidingpuppies]

His ferocious little growls… what a funny boy.

[@sharondyott6510]

I loved his kung fu kick!😂 They are small but mighty. He looks marvelous.

[@aSUGAaddiction]

His ferocity knows no bounds.

[@politicsuncensored5617]

I bet in his mama's or papa's lap that he is as sweet as he could be. Shalom

[@thatcreepygirl]

He's so adorable yet so chihuahua😄

[@eric_the_egggremlin]

I miss cuddling my stepmom's horrible Chihuahua now.... Phoebe you were a traumatized mess and you bit my mom but you were also the smartest dog I've ever met and you were so good at protecting your human.

[@marymcdermott4740]

Girl, you are articulate, witty and kind. Fun to watch you work - against all odds. Thank you.

[@upontheventura]

The side eye Derpy gave that spray bottle was utterly epic.

[@rainstreet78]

Y'all hit it out of the park with this video. The thumbnail, the sound effects...definitely one of your funniest!

[@animerlon]

You forgot to mention the title! I was willing to give this a like just for the title & thumbnail alone. 😄 The sound effects & captions were such a great bonus feature. I seriously hope she continues adding them.

[@warmsteamingpile]

I love fierce, tiny dogs! A ton of attitude in a very small package.

[@AurDev]

This was so cute but funny. The punching effect was fantastic :)

[@laurie8183]

His little sounds are so adorable!

[@terry7907]

You have to admire his never-give-up attitude.

[@cathyolson1954]

I bet he slept good the rest of the day!

[@RiceShouldBeFluffy]

Such raw, vicious power and strength.

[@Existentialprophet]

The ‘you’re mean’ at the end. True breed description

[@r3dp9]

This here is the difference between being nervous and feisty.

[@Nighthawke70]

The eyes that bark.

[@chaoskitteh]

Aww bless him! He's so cute!

[@user-el5ww8vh9i]

Jennifer, I love the little messages from the dogs that pop up on the screen, they are hilarious!! Also you clearly love all animals and talk to them while working on them 🤗. Great job 👏

[@cjvklhortonfamily5]

The sound effects were cracking me up. Poor buddy. Of course you’re a fierce warrior! We all trembled in your shadow and were humbled by your mere presence.