"I Will Forcibly Remove You!"

[@PhilBurns-oc2vg]

That was the worst pretend phone call that I've ever seen or heard

[@harvinderrishiraj888]

999 number was on speed dial (not). He deserves an Oscar for the most fake it acting ever.

[@peterhemmings2929]

The 999 handler forgot to ask him his name, or a desciption of the offender, rookie errors

[@Taffy866]

What a 🔔 end he was !

[@mobiuseno]

😂 It was terribly fake. There wasn't a second of silence given to ask anything. Also first thing they ask is name.

[@sashacoe25]

@@mobiuseno The first thing they ask is what service you require as it's a call handler who then puts you through to the service you require.

[@JimmyMac-jo3zh]

That guy has got to be one of the most confidently wrong people I've ever seen.

[@kevinericsnell4092]

Not seeing any confidence at all, that was wild overcompensation for insecurity, and it may have gotten him results with weak people in the past

[@manchegocheese997]

Over-confidence and ignorance usually go hand in hand.

[@brianparker5228]

10 to 2 feet needs to learn how to interact with the public. What a good ambassador for the company he was not😂😂

[@stevery3632]

Probably a Starmer voter 😂

[@pithius2191]

08:20 "I don't get what's not sinking in?" 😂 Comedy Gold the reactions PA gets

[@John-ik1os]

You hit gold with this knob.

[@jensun77wilson]

Absolutely 😂

[@andyh9030]

Comedy gold maybe 🤣

[@nigeledkins6933]

Forcebally remove me , that I would like to see what a nomark

[@antonw4671]

He thought the fake call to the police would get you to run, but no it backfired .

[@LorrieLogan]

His pretend phone call to the Police was unconvincing as well as his macho swagger.

[@davidfletcher5]

Remove PA forcibly? This fool couldn’t rip a tissue.

[@LorrieLogan]

@@davidfletcher5 he is no Al Pacino.

[@beds139]

Talking crap & issuing empty threats. How embarrassing.😅

[@davidfletcher5]

Haha , see his face drop and it sink in when Pure said he was going to wait for the Police. This guy made a complete ass of himself.

[@user-vg6df2hi8n]

He was the arse of an ass.

[@MrSlipstreem]

He managed to spend 6 minutes continuously spouting utter nonsense then threatened physical assault. I hope the company is proud of him (not).

[@JackTINYballs]

Why did'nt you say you hope the company is not proud of him? Very weird comment!

[@johnsonrob]

Not sure about that that - he asked if cammer knew that he was "on private property" and then asked him to leave... Isn't that the basic requirement for trespass..? ('yes' is the answer, unless you were actually thinking about it...). Not only that, but after being clearly asked to leave, he continued to attempt to extend his stay. The whole " just want to tell you...." line is immaterial - he is trespassing until he leaves the property. Sure, drone blah, blah, blah - but this is antagonistic after the point of being asked to leave private property. Sure - debate were the property ends, but in the first instance he just didn't move from what was clearly private property - he even acknowledged that. I'm all in favour of auditing, but this guy literally asks for hands on response and in another video you can see just how close he comes to it - shitting his pants and climbing fences to avoid the beating which he has begged for... Stop winding people up before you end up getting put in hospital, mate. Stick to clearly public property and at the very least suggest that "drugs" might be involved with big packages, if you want to suggest that someone is "hiding" something. BTW, there is no point pretending that you don't know why you are getting the reaction which you invoked... It's not like you were walking down the street.

[@johnklockyer]

@@johnsonrobwrong 😂😂😂😂

[@Cultwatch123]

Waffle Waffle 😅​@@johnsonrob

[@davidhawkings5548]

All these uneducated fools on these videos ..never fail to make themselves look stupid

[@motorhead4870]

What a prat, they believe their own self importance, but don’t know anything

[@01matthewc]

I've had a few line managers like that in my time. Thing is, is that with 90% of these characters, I've outlasted them at that employer.

[@traceydk9433]

Hope this guy gets a mass audit!!

[@LorrieLogan]

he thinks he’s a gangster….he just looks dumb.

[@alanmetcalfe831]

The law 😂😂😂😂

[@JL-rx6hl]

he should get a visit from plod for threatening behaviour

[@MarkPayne-k7l]

I think he's more used to mass debating

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

I think he gets mass audited on a regular basis already.

[@KentRoads]

He wasn't even on the phone to the police, they ask which emergency service you want before asking whats up

[@davidfletcher5]

Pure has met some rude managers, but this guy has got to be in the top one.

[@LorrieLogan]

He accomplished Rude & Dumb.

[@camrs125]

What an anchor…must be lovely working for him…don’t know how you keep so calm

[@benmargand9792]

What an awful manager, I feel sorry for his staff but good on you PA for standing up to him!

[@timgeorge1009]

It beggars belief how many aggressive uneducated and mentally unstable people there are, and this guy is a prime example. Still it makes for top entertainment. Keep up the great content man

[@sniperHEX]

What a complete bell 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jberkeley1195]

When you say bell 🔔 I think you mean w ⚓ 👍🤣😂🤣

[@Cunningliinguist]

Wainwright Rd Worcester is maintained by public expense according to Find my Street

[@ef7480]

But the road where the company is, is not maintained by public expense ('Knightbridge Park')

[@aimerw]

@@ef7480 It is shared access, even the Google car has been right outside SPX.

[@philcollinson328]

What a rude little manager!. He even had a bully boy swagger as he walked. He must be awful to work for if that's his attitude toward members of the public.

[@JamieW-o7b]

No, possibly has piles!

[@LiamBroatch]

Rest of you auditors..do your thing!!!! 😂❤

[@ImBaudits]

Always makes me happy when I see a comment like this as the advert is playing - exciting! 😝😂

[@Scano41]

Mass audit needed on this places

[@reddevil2107]

@philcollinson328 typical of a poorly qualified "Manager". He hasn't got a clue and basically is a liability to any company.

[@michaelwood3099]

Must admit brilliant work by the emergency services, they answered in 5 seconds and clarified the incident needed a response unit within the next 5 seconds, we'll at least they did in the jumped up managers mind.

[@kevgray.]

If that was the manager I think is senior managers need to have a word with him about being so pathetic and forceful with a member of the public he obviously doesn't understand what was going on and he obviously doesn't understand how the law works

[@ThinWhiteDude]

What an utter bellend that guy is. Fake police phone call was priceless...

[@gregg.d]

What a horrible bastard of a boss.

[@davidfletcher5]

The phrase “promoted above his pay-grade” springs to mind.

[@BrianBoru5523]

He certainly got his head stuffed down the toilet in school!

[@grantmason740]

​@@davidfletcher5I prefer promoted beyond his intellect.

[@hariowen3840]

He wasn't a boss - the teaboy made him to go back in! 🤣

[@allanfoster5418]

Well said 👏

[@Jimbo-e1p]

What an unpleasant manager. Straight into aggression. And completely ignorant too. "I don't know why it's not sinking in!" Because you're talking bollocks.

[@ttuathal4509]

😂

[@7Lace77]

😸 True.

[@BuzzQuick-b9m]

He's full of shite, 999 ask what service you require and your name and number? Full of bull.

[@tonycox5625]

And where you are and the name of your company. The man is a deluded fool! 😂

[@Instoneify]

What a weapon that bloke was ha ha 😂

[@thelawisthelaw]

Mmm they dont. They just ask what service you require. The name and address is only taken when u get through. Im dying of cancer and need ambulances constantly.

[@fullraph]

The screen never turned off while the phone was on his ear lol, he never dialed.

[@MattG-vs2rt]

"yeh he's breaching the... yeh that's the one" lol

[@humblequest7905]

The fake phone call was hilarious 😂

[@Pitch_Kartimartinuh]

Hello, somebody's got a camera can you come right away? Yeah, yeah he's in breach of "that one"😂🤣

[@johnschannel449]

YES it was fake as he never said his address

[@timoverington5177]

When you phone 999 you are asked what service you want,so you then have to state which one , he never did as you cannot get straight through to PO PO… What a fake Wanxxr.

[@d7jjk]

@@johnschannel449he did say the address if you listen, but if he rang 999 for starters he never said which service he required and 101 usually have a 2 minute pre recorded spiel before you even get close to talk to anybody and that’s if there’s no queue on the line 😂

[@briwire138]

Like the ones I used to make when my kids were misbehaving.

[@losingallhope]

He sounded like a Mum making a fake call to Santa to report if the child had been naughty or nice in the run up to Christmas. 🤣

[@ttuathal4509]

😆😆 🎅

[@davidfletcher5]

Haha , I’ve seen better acting on Crossroads.

[@NihilisticHedonism]

The man in high-vis was so aggressive and nasty towards a peaceful, law-abiding citizen. He came across as a bad person in this video.

[@markpaul1154]

Non compliant hiviz, it must be fastened to provide 360 vision.

[@georgebarnes8163]

All mouth, No trousers.

[@LorrieLogan]

Never heard that saying…it is a UK expression ? Sounds accurate.

[@johnseabrook1703]

I hear, he wears a frock and high heels after work.

[@LorrieLogan]

Gather it means…yappy, but no substance or brevity. “All mouth, No trousers “ is then, an accurate description for this ADULT Man. What a baby. 🧸

[@Saxtoo]

​@LorrieLogan Yes. It's a UK saying. You'll say it over a dozen times a week. We've that many of these arseholes like that manager nobhead 😆

[@LorrieLogan]

@@Saxtoo 🇨🇦

[@ysgol3]

🤣Tiny little chap with a tiny little brain. Your lethal gentleness brought his repulsiveness out beautifully, even his tiny little 5 year old's feet didn't redeem him. Plus the most comically ridiculous pretence of a 999 call in KZbin history. Brilliant as always PA, thank you.

[@kevgray.]

I think I will have a pop down myself ...he won't come up to me like that....

[@philldownes8685]

exactly what i think too. if he has the balls to come up to someone like myself in that directive type of manner he is going to learn never to do it again.. proper cheeky little bastard. obviously never had a good clout.

[@MarkBowenPiano]

"But I've got an application" Absolutely love these snippets you keep coming out with. Ingenious. 😂

[@Miller4866]

The bird's-eye view of those beautiful trees looked amazing. Capturing these images in your videos will, I believe, go a long way toward helping your videos. 🎉

[@TheGrobbo1956]

Nice one PA, what a nasty bullyboss

[@peterwentworth9181]

The company tosser. They all have one lol

[@martinadams5893]

I think you’ll find, they usually have more than one lol

[@captainprice47]

He was a proper numty good work pa 👍

[@beds139]

There is no way he rang the police.

[@PureAudits]

I think you are right! You don't get through to the police that quick 😳

[@Ad-gy7gn]

​@@PureAuditsDon't they also ask whether you want Police Fire or Ambulance? I didn't hear him specify Police.

[@indi0089]

Didnt even request police/ambulance/fire he just said hiya lol

[@PK-dt3xf]

He didn’t even ask for police first and they would’ve asked him for more details anyway. No call to 999 is ever that quick.

[@JimmyMac-jo3zh]

Police would have asked for PA's description on the phone.

[@an-albumhole4400]

What a weasel of a Manager and I hope his company holds him accountable!

[@VagendaAdnegav]

I hope customers and potential customers alike see this and do business elsewhere instead.

[@Rubberthumper]

As soon as you said lawyer he high tailed it out of there like a little boy lmao

[@Busterpoo1964]

"you need a licence to film..." unbelievable they think this

[@glynnsmith4560]

"it's the law" from a clown who knows zero laws. .. and can't even do a convincing swagger.

[@nomore6939]

That Manager got through to the cops quick !!!! me thinks he was making it up

[@kevinthegerbil2708]

Not sure, the last second I think I see a helicopter approaching. Maybe it was a Police gunship after the drone. That seemed soooooooooooooooo convincing that call. He sounded very authoritative on the phone that the police were compelled to obey him.

[@petelovesbevsills]

I wonder how impressed Messrs Gomes-Smith, McLaren, and Williamson will be with their managers' behaviour when they see this video. Well done, P.A., for keeping your cool, as always!

[@doveronefoxtrot4417]

What a bunch of horrid fool's. Need's a mass audit Mr Pure ! Get DJ in !

[@stevefdarby4057]

He definitely didn't phone 999 , He didn't answer the questions they always ask.

[@karldosanjh665]

Bad manager, bad actor

[@01matthewc]

Bad human being??

[@mrb4408]

What a Cupid Stunt that bloke is, “ ITS THE LAW” oh, THE law. The cluelessness of some people is astounding.

[@gottee1]

What a bellend lol and he's a manager 😅

[@robbiematthews743]

That manager needs a Liverpool handshake

[@PhilBurns-oc2vg]

@@robbiematthews743 and a Glasgow kiss

[@davelordy]

"Hello is that the police, yes I've got a criminal here, he's in breach of the filming law, can you come and put him in prison, I'm at the company down on the main road, thanks for saying you're going to come down in one minute and put him in the prison, bye"

[@ukwhitewitch]

Yes 😂😂😂

[@A2Z1Two3]

That company don't want the police , they might xray those stones and find they are smugglers 😮

[@prnothall9302]

What an embarrassing and after he sees this, embarrassed arsehole?

[@Calmness1014]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="590">9:50</a> fakest phone call ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@steveoutdoorsuk1788]

Hahaha! And just look at his silly walk.😂 It's definitely a fake call walk!!😂😂😂

[@Calmness1014]

@@steveoutdoorsuk1788yeah and his face when PA said he'd wait for the police was a picture 😂😂

[@onahi2002]

ha ha I feel so sorry for this individual. When he sees this, and has learnt the laws of the land, he will cringe. What a bell end.

[@markm3436]

I think he could watch it ten times and it still wouldn't sink in that he's wrong.

[@francispaul5621]

Yeah! he could watch it a thousand times and still claim he is right.

[@adrianbrowne7874]

This guys antagonist behaviour was 'totally uncalled for'! More diplomacy & less hostility should be the order of the day. Continued respect PA!

[@steveacaster6326]

Yea i will walk around swaggering pretending to call the police and talking a load of verbal diarrhoea.

[@Acheillidh_01]

Hahahaha what an arse - no way was that the police - what an absolute bell end hahahahahahaha

[@davidfletcher5]

Did it not even cross his mind that thousands of PA’s audience would see straight through his flim-flam.

[@davemelville480]

Typical small company manager that’s never been told NO! Hopefully a ‘career’ (well a job) defining moment, once someone that really runs the place sees the incompetence.

[@daftgowk1]

"I've got an app" was such a blatant wind up this time, he was too daft to notice. Funny stuff

[@scoosethom8441]

Specky didn't even give his address on his kid on phone call ,what a horrible little boy, he also hasn't got a clue about basic laws on public photography or drone laws and insisted on making a complete arse of himself live on camera for us all to laugh at 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lakesideaudio]

Wow I must give this manager a ring and find out what number he has for the police that gets you through to them in 30 seconds, what a nob.. funny video though well done Pure Audits..

[@paulhodgins]

What an utter knob that guy was - utter bluffer - first thing you are asked when calling 999 is what service do you require. I bet he is the company minion.. Great video!

[@muddlepond]

I love how confident he was in his stupidity! What an absolute muppet. If you go onto their property to tell them what you are doing, you're "trespassing" if you don't, they tell you you should have. You can't win, can you? I'd stay well clear in future, PA.

[@PureAudits]

👍👍👍

[@pithius2191]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="500">08:20</a> "I don't get what's not sinking in?" 😂 Comedy Gold the reactions PA gets

[@kevgray.]

When you dial 999 they ask you what service you require... So when he pretended to call the police he would have had to say police please.... And they would have asked him for his name Blah blah blah blah blah.... he was full of ****

[@paulteasdale1094]

That was genius well done mate

[@jesuschrist2284]

This is internet gold. It will be watched until the end of time

[@stgeorge1459]

He has to be the biggest Wayne Kerr in Auditing history. Maybe a mob of auditors need to pay him a visit.

[@davelordy]

So many of these companies call the police (to have you dealt with / arrested) and then immediately tell you to leave . . . so they're identifying a supposed crime, reporting it to the police, then telling the 'criminal' flee the scene so the police are unable to catch them 😂🤣

[@EvenBigger-Brother]

"Why is that not sinking in " Anyone else hearing the captain Pugwash theme tune ? . Big up Mr Pure Everyone !!!.

[@DesSherwoodGuitarTuition]

What a nasty little bully boy. Well handled Pure;-)

[@bobsmith2794]

That guy instantly connected with police, worst fake call ever made

[@Correction294]

That phone call was a banger..

[@nigelleyland166]

Mr Angry is in for a rude awakening me thinks!

[@dragonkiller589]

No chance in hell did he phone the police. No police call is that quick. Also, going by other audits, the police call operator would have asked loads more questions, and they wouldn't immediately send a unit out just because he asked. You should have done a fake call pretending to be on the phone to a lawyer. 😂 great video, as always!

[@PureAudits]

😂😂😂👍

[@ovejensen3624]

THEY DON'T COME MUCH MORE STUPID THAN THAT GUY.

[@bobthecat6188]

A complete door nob

[@longlivefreedom9853]

Weak , ruthless . intolerant,...... short fuse ...... " sign of the times " 2024 ......man....

[@iadoredavey]

Embarrassing

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

Yes@ been watching 3 days of American men 2024 style, reacting to Trumps empathetic victory, it's not a good sight😂😂😂 funny as f#@k though 😅😅😅

[@arkanianthegreat]

999?...this guy by passed the call operator who asks - which service do you require 😂

[@FILNAT2011]

I love emailing these company's telling them what fools they are

[@marloneverington]

😂😂😂 what a helmet that baby was

[@nondrop]

Imagine his embarrassment if his phone had rang during the fake call 😂

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

With his I'm a Barbie girl ring tone😂😂😂

[@stevemasterton1577]

Nothing worse than a man who thinks he can tell you what to do and lies about ringing the police who would educate him anyway

[@SteveWillis-c5g]

What an absolute plonker. At least his mate got him to go back inside.

[@ShortieLeeroy]

The amount of people who want to stop lawful activities is off the charts.

[@tbl-thinblueline]

“Do you have authorisation”? “No I’ve got an app” :D

[@EvenBigger-Brother]

Irs an Anger Management App and i can a long way on my bicycle to show you it .

[@garyroberts7173]

Mate I can’t cope with this, I almost piddled myself watching this. So funny 😂😂😂

[@nineoclockhero]

Loved that phone call. Totally Wrong Audit Thwarting.

[@grantmason740]

This "boss" appears to have limited understanding of the law and definate anger management issues. People might be forgiven for thinking he has been promoted beyond his intellect.

[@ratman5229]

What a prick, and that thing is a manager. I bet he lives on his own if not I feel sorry for his boyfriend. There’s always one at every factory and he’s it, a self important, do as I say, big head

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

Don't feel sorry for him. He will get home, his mum will have his fav alphabet spaghetti on toast ready. And when he tells Mum about pure audits visit and how he handled it, he will get an extra treat of butterscotch angel delight, and banana nesquik😂😂😂

[@dailaffin9066]

Thanks! You are the bomb, my favourite auditor out there. Please go and grab a sandwich and coffee to keep you going as I know you go a long way on your bike. Please keep the comedy gold coming!

[@PureAudits]

Thank you! That is very kind. I will do that next week instead of making my own 😀 And thank you for watching me 🙏

[@DQ940]

What an ignorant and aggressive man. Let's hope his bosses see this and have a few words with him about his behaviour. Unacceptable.

[@peteryoung5791]

You called him a rude man just as I was calling him the same but with very different words...... Low intelligence as well. You do the right thing to let them know... Thanks PA still love your effort and great to see your subs increasing.....

[@PureAudits]

Thank you for watching me 😀

[@peteryoung5791]

@@PureAudits Pleasure mate. 🙂

[@MrMan540]

If he acts this way to a member of the public imagine how he acts to staff and in his personal life. Mean, cruel, bully bastard.

[@switski]

This was the most hilarious yet! “I’ve got an application!” 😂😂😂

[@ayemagpie1732]

Great opportunity for him to show his underlings how "tough" he is outside the workplace too. He doesn't yet understand the ways of the zoom camera and the app🙏

[@iamburl2667]

Happy day to you PA, from the state of illinois, huge fan of yours sir, I love your channel and you always welcome us. Thanks for all the feild trips you share with us, wishing you and your family the very best, sincerly it's not sinking in, HIARIOUS AS CAN BE, LOL that bloke is a bloody fool, PA I swear I don't know how you don't fall down cracking up mate, MOST BRILLIANT VIDEO😮

[@PureAudits]

Thank You - and thanks for watching me 😀

[@paullord3549]

Liar, liar pants on fire!! There`s no way he was on the phone to the police 🤣🤣

[@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_]

Once again, brilliant ! Good composure and excellent use of the CAA guidelines to inform people of your intention. They were clearly reassured as to your right to film from a publically accessible place and didn't bother you again.

[@RandomAirTraffic]

He was a young spoilt bratt ... Well done for standing your ground with that Idiot

[@Cultwatch123]

He ran away with his mate when you mentioned lawyer 😅

[@jonmark1920]

They really represented their company well NOT!! total ignorance and no idea of the law, just wanted to impose their rules, just bullies and arrogant

[@Auditing_New_Zealand]

The first guy seemed alright. Perhaps the manager was just having a bad day. Thanks for another great video mate.

[@MotoPhill]

As soon as you said are you the boss I’ve got my zoom camera I was crying on the floor OMG 😱 your gold , I’ve got an app 😂 😂 😂 I ❤️you mate brilliant 🤩 Not allowed 🚫

[@PureAudits]

Thank you for watching me 😀