I WILL NOT CHOKE THIS AWAY!!!

[@nathanelidraper2428]

Using the sadly tragic “Seahawks at the 2 yard line” example to describe himself and then nearly immediately losing afterwards is why this man is infinitely rewatchable.

[@chevand8]

As a Washingtonian, as soon as he used that example, I knew it was over for him. Much as it pains me to admit, the Seahawks haven't won a Super Bowl since 2014.

[@chloemchll3774]

I knew when he said it he was gonna choke. Didn’t know how, but Malcolm Butler is fated to make that interception.

[@patrickkilduff5272]

he should have given it to Marshawn Lynch and he passed it...

[@Procrasperbator]

When he said that I audibly said they lost that game and sure enough when he died I'm like yup, exactly like the Seahawks

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

Sounds about right, but don't worry I am sure the Seahawks made a touchdown pass in their next practice!

[@ncnuggets]

As soon as he said, "I'm the Seattle Seahawks at the 2 yard line," I knew he jinxed himself. Doesn't he remember how that ended?

[@josebeteta8283]

To be fair, I didn’t remember which Super Bowl did the Seahawks win and in which one they got intercepted, so the metaphor could’ve gone either way for me

[@PsychoDiesel48]

I do. As a Patriots fan. Hehehehehe XD

[@haroldplemmons9479]

he should've gave the mario to Lynch.

[@ncnuggets]

@@haroldplemmons9479 fckn yes. Chicken dinners for everyone.

[@jasonc7593]

​@@josebeteta8283the 1st SB Seattle dominated the Broncos. The one Dave was referring to was after marching down the field on Marshawn Lynch's back they were on the 2yd line near the end of a the game. They instead elect a tuff pass over the middle against one of the best safeties in the game who was already playing up because everyone was expecting the run and snagged the pass securing the Patriots win

[@TWK_Gamer]

Dave: *chokes* 10% of chat: NO 90% of chat: YES

[@47Jaspers]

Choking at Mario, or choking on the unskinned kiwi?

[@SephirothRyu]

Dave: **gets angry and starts strangling a chicken**

[@alliebonesVODs]

Level name translations: 0:26 "Oshawott Hard" 10:04 "Koopa Isle" 13:05 "Topple the Koopas!"

[@crispinotechgaming]

Thank you

[@alphonse2234]

3:53. The moment he realized the run was already over.

[@Blade-hf9po]

That kaizo block in the last level .. i laughed way harder than intended.

[@SakuraShirakawa]

Super Expert throws him an easy level , he can't just be happy with that and he fails while trying to cheese it. Love the Karma

[@camok7044]

Yes but he only died like once or twice from trying to do the cheese, he kept dying from the bowser fire which he had to do either way

[@ShadowSora8491]

@@camok7044 Plus, the intended path screwed him over with that hidden 1UP block placement

[@Wheat_Thinn]

@@camok7044 however the bowser fire would have less time to spawn in the intended path, thus giving enough time for a clear path

[@TCOB1Highlander]

As a Seattle fan myself I couldn’t help but laugh. “I am Seattle at the 2 yard line” immediately throws the shell and loses.

[@thisguyispeculiar]

I was super sure he would be able to beat that last level in time but oh well. It was still a lot of fun to watch, great video. :D

[@benjamingardner3314]

Me: *reads the title* My brain narrating w/ Morgan Freeman's voice: But he will, and he did, to the surprise of no one.

[@elpioterro]

Wow I thought the same thing

[@caxtnova]

You know, I've heard that there's this really cool level that if you beat it, you only get good levels on your Super Expert runs from then on. It's called Spiny Control. You should try it sometime, Dave!

[@gowildler]

You’re making the day more horrible!

[@lights5651]

That’s not how things work because that’s a Mario galaxy level

[@TmacPlushVideos]

The Bible says that no one is a good person. We have all broken God's law the 10 commandments, we have all committed, lies, adultery, idolatry, and blasphemy. We deserve hell, but because of what Jesus did on the cross we can be forgiven. So if you Repent of your sins, change your wicked ways, and put your faith in Christ you will be written in the book of life. 👌 🙏Repentance is reviewing one's actions and feeling contrition or regret for past wrongs, which is accompanied by commitment to and actual actions that show and prove a change for the better.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Is there a super like button?

[@gowildler]

Actually just the hour … But I don’t want DGR to suffer!

[@16ktsgamma]

DGR:I have to do shell jumps for 8 minutes. Me: He is struggling to do one. This is gonna be fun.

[@TmacPlushVideos]

The Bible says that no one is a good person. We have all broken God's law the 10 commandments, we have all committed, lies, adultery, idolatry, and blasphemy. We deserve hell, but because of what Jesus did on the cross we can be forgiven. So if you Repent of your sins, change your wicked ways, and put your faith in Christ you will be written in the book of life. 👌 🙏Repentance is reviewing one's actions and feeling contrition or regret for past wrongs, which is accompanied by commitment to and actual actions that show and prove a change for the better.

[@Ymgarl]

Mate Jesus already died for all our sins. They're all forgiven already. What good is your church?

[@peckychicken]

I was yelling at the screen for him to skip, it is worth it

[@16ktsgamma]

@@peckychicken He can't skip it if he is doing a noskip.

[@peckychicken]

@@16ktsgamma He can, there is nothing stopping him, and that level is so bad that he should have, even when he is doing no skip.

[@teo_heel]

That's Dave. A person who would try something hard when he had a chance to do it easier. And karma hit him hard right in the... you know where. :D

[@Alex_Eicher]

Nuts and bolts…

[@j-yoshi64_justcallmej]

Right in the Oneshot Johnson?

[@TheSickboy35]

he made the same mistake as the Seahawks. he threw it instead of just holding onto it and running. LOL!!!

[@JohnSmith-rf1tx]

Amazing that he called it on himself with the Seattle Seahawks reference. That was hilarious.

[@warspyking]

It often makes me sad to see people in chat that get angry over no skip killers. My level is, obviously, not meant for endless. If I had the ability to opt-out I likely would. If anything people should be angry at Nintendo for the lack of proper endless filtering. That said, my apologies that you were victim to 500s of dropkicks. It’s cool that I introduced you to a new trick, though! My main profile just isn’t designed to be accessible to a general audience.

[@Furetto126]

I don't think people was angry at you, just at the fact that was an insane level at a wrong time XD

[@mistertagomago7974]

Tbf it is called Super Expert and that was a Super Expert level lol.

[@warspyking]

Nah, there are definitely people that would call this a bad level, or demand the streamer boo. You can even find them in the comments section of this vid. I don’t feel insulted or anything, but I feel bad for the people that are punished for making stuff like this in the grand scheme of things. And there definitely are people that would feel bad reading these comments when trying to watch their favorite content creator that encountered their level in endless, for example. It’s just so unnecessary, rarely is the level creator to blame for situations like this.

[@bobbysupertramp7659]

You are an experienced level maker. You made this level specifically to kill no skip runs from streamers and for no other reason. Everyone criticizing your troll of a level is 100% correct.

[@warspyking]

lol

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Even reading the comments and knowing what happens, i still cant believe that Dave is going to be able to find a way to choke this, HE got to the end at 9 lives and successfully cheesed with 5 lives other than the clear condition. I just cant fathom how its going to happen

[@broncosbreaks]

“Pressure makes diamonds … stomach pressure makes diarrhea “

[@kingsonicxx]

25:42 that bowser smile 🤣👌🏻 rng was okay, but he still hit it 😅

[@TheLeviathan1293]

7:20 Dave failing cape shelljumps everywhere :O 8:07 Oh, you got one. What is that level about lol? I mean it does seem to be dropkicking on all the koopas. 9:28 Ohhhhh, so it's that.

[@Imaproshaman7]

This was so amazing. I love SENSC so much. Hilarious, haha.

[@killwillv2610]

You wish those good levels never ended sometimes because then next could always be hot garbage 🤣

[@AdarP5R]

Facts

[@Flegz1]

Dave: I WILL NOT CHOCKE THIS TODAY X for doubt

[@gowildler]

Today is horrible!

[@TrebleClefDan]

X

[@Goldtiger142003]

Dave needs to learn CPR, because he chokes a lot.

[@SirThecos]

00:43 - this gave me a good chuckle. 😅

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

Bazzi with the shots LUL (he got the hops, too KEKW) he definitely knows when you're his friend (and when you're not SuperVinlin )

[@veggiet2009]

"I will not choke this away" Narrator: But alas he would choke this away...

[@xanderw5760]

These Are my favorite episodes! Keep em coming, please! 🤣🤣🤣

[@wessel754]

"Pretty fun le-" immediately died from a kaizo block

[@CyanSkyAnfall]

ITS YOU! You DGR I had that gosh dang song “lookin for a city...” runnin through my head but I couldn’t think where or why I heard it. Well now I know the culprit.

[@OriginalWhiteBoy91]

Dave Chokes like the Seahawks in the Super Bowl! 🎉

[@kookio4284]

We all agree that Dave losing while trying to cheese a level is the best form of Karma you have ever seen on his channel.

[@IcariumGaming]

I always eat kiwis with the skin. I love when it's a bit firmer, the skin tends to be a bit sour. Wash the kiwi though and it will knock the loose hair off. The hairs can actually cause some irritation.

[@thekris4378]

That Bowser is an amazing sniper in this episode. 😂

[@uraveragemike]

That choke was top 10 DGR moments i laughed so hard!!!

[@Robo-guy.-.]

3:44 the person who made that lv, LIKES to do triple neos

[@victoryT_T]

17:13 what theeeee 🤣 23:06 wise words 🥺

[@edgarcbl1]

exactly like the seehawks, well done dave, i could feel the play all over again

[@kleinermaulwurf8530]

"the Seattle Seahawks on the 2-yard-line" was just too fateful a rhetorical figure.

[@JusteazyGames]

12:09 As someone that has played Cat Mario: *dies*

[@TheLeviathan1293]

25:55 This is what you get for trying a cheese more inconsistent than the intended path LUL

[@DavidLorango]

After seeing the first fail on the mushroom level, I knew Dave would choke the rest of the level

[@jonhmd105]

i have not seen someone choke this hard since my old college days

[@TaranTatsuuchi]

It would seem Dave can not take the pressure of an imminent victory...

[@stevieg2536]

He missed the opportunity to coin the phrase "The cheese is worth the squeeze."

[@AnandTheGamer]

Love the title and the beginning

[@Happy-American]

23:13 This dude is describing my life 😂😂😂

[@ink404maus8]

DGR playing Mario Maker is amazing! Yeah!!!

[@Speed-TV]

To be honest, why in the world would the creator place a bowser at the end anyways? It adds nothing to the level, and his fireballs just interfere with everything going on in the level.

[@spearpig1034]

Sea hawks in the super bowl?! Remember when the steelers crushed them in '05?! Ben made that save! Come on son!

[@marcosimonetti117]

what about a super expert journey with skips? some levels are just too much...with skips there is a story along the weeks, you have to take care of your lives, deciding some rules with chat, it could be really funny:D

[@elescritornomada]

And then he chocked. The end.

[@SomeRanDumbDude]

Never fails “I like the idea “ then instant death

[@turtleforcontent]

Just started the vid and I’ve got a feeling a choke is inbound

[@NeroDefogger]

this one made me laugh so much, I couldn't stop laughing

[@BR-jw7pm]

Dave: I will not choke this away Narrater: he choked it away (Just joking. You’re awesome!)

[@JoeBob23]

I totally read "he choked it away" in Morgan Freeman's voice

[@anthonyrausch5708]

23:56 = and “JUST LIKE THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ON THE 2 YARD LINE” “CHOKED IT AWAY DGR” “LOL”!!!!!!

[@electrofish1193]

2:05 He just told is the secrets of the universe!

[@Sphynx88Gaming]

Maybe not "1 Shot Johnson", but maybe "2 Shot Henry", or at least "3 Shot Peter", but definitely not "4 Shot Richard"

[@anthonyrausch5708]

22:02 = Bowser = “YOU SHALL NOT CHEESE”!!!!! “LOL”!!!!!!

[@keenanholder]

The legend of the floppy kiwi continues (that's me on twitch!)

[@MatthiaGryffine]

23:53 "Pass is... intercepted at the goal line!!! By Malcolm Butler!!! Unreal!!!"

[@toonnico4635]

10:38 jajajajajaja you are the best

[@SoWhyX]

I hope this doesn't sound too rude but I started watching this channel because Dave's skill level appears to be more like a normal human being's (i.e. something I could maybe do as well) compared to Ryukahr's :-D

[@88megagirl]

He's like, very slightly above average ability. Like if most people are 5 then he's like a 6. But he's closer to most people's level than a lot of MM youtubers, which honestly makes him more enjoyable to watch

[@catchy2214]

Don’t be fooled. Dave is definitely a high skilled player. He can do kaizo to a pretty good standard which isn’t easy. His lack of patience results in a lot of his deaths of which I can relate too.

[@SoWhyX]

@@catchy2214 Oh, I'm pretty sure he is way better than I would be (if I had access to SMB2) but he just does not appear as good as some others I watch and to me that is great comfort^^

[@rami_atallah]

People: how many time you will die to this easy level? Dave: yes

[@gowildler]

Today is horrible!

[@chrispeefeart4655]

I really appreciate getting to see the prediction

[@schatziko7081]

Today is the day you truly built choke city.

[@MewtwoStruckBack]

Well, given the kaizo 1-up block in that level you lost on, you lost to something that cheated, so the Seahawks reference is valid.

[@diego_d_c]

Best kaizo block placement in history

[@djdaps1]

You had to bring up my Seahawks. I guess you had it coming.

[@abdullahfady3743]

You Are DEFINITELY Getting Better At Kaizo Levels

[@2477daysaweek]

fact he chocked a number of times on the last level in vid shows even good players can have a bad day

[@tserrofz9]

i thought the koopa level was a neat puzzle. As a New England fan the superbowl reference was delicious.

[@camwyn256]

Oof. Now I can’t not associate your videos with “Iguana,iguana.”

[@angelojohnson9441]

A lunch lady told me the skin of the kiwi fruit had extra vitamins so I eat the skin too.

[@KaizerWarrex]

The Koopa level was actually a lot easier then he shows it to be. They are stacked 12 wide 7 tall. the odd number would have left him with one extra koopa at the end without even killing most of them.

[@BILLPC2684]

wow that wasn't even FREAKING FAIR!!! that last one, bowser was just being a Grade A ***** lol

[@Kastor774]

So you need a clutch run and chose the second most infamous choke of the last decade.

[@magma2050]

*surefire win ahead* "Wait, lemme try something..." *loses everything*

[@wamengxiong0409]

24:53 bowser be laughing at DGR

[@shrimp19921]

That was a really, really sad choke.

[@MobMentality12345]

Haha I’m going to steal Roy G Biv usage for a curse word

[@travislodes5378]

I love that his team of choice for not choking was the Seahawks on the 2.. they choked

[@AnSturbin]

Is it just me, or does Dave seem to do best on levels on his first try? It's all instinct

[@dimwarlock]

I can't believe it... I wasn't expecting that to be the level of the choke.

[@desalsas2626]

Dave... I'm upset you didn't realize you could have waited for the last koopa to regain it's shell

[@the7thelo-sin106]

He said it with such false conviction 😭

[@RoderickEtheria]

Seems that Koopa Troopa level would have been easier if DGR had jumped on the shell. At least, then, the shell wouldn't be moving.

[@Egryn]

Curious on what would happen on the drop kick level if you threw a red shell up by the blades and then send it to hit the switch blocks

[@warspyking]

send it?

[@Egryn]

@@warspyking it’s ends up being the solution to the level.

[@masterghotihook5793]

We still love you, Dave!

[@Jstuts]

Man, I just love embarking on a New Jersey

[@Kryptica]

Hey you live there

[@uta07maybe]

you are def the seahawks. lmao

[@stanzacosmi]

the level named 1-2 is called "1-2 Neko Neko no Shima" or "1-2 Cat Cat island" that's probably where people were getting cat mario from

[@gamesforyou2351]

I can't believe you chocked at 24:00

[@goodguyrobert]

This is exactly why I’m a non-believer 😅

[@danielcasas9244]

Bowser "Anti-Cheese" Koopa

[@gowildler]

He contributes to make today horrible!

[@danielcasas9244]

Haha xD

[@gowildler]

@@danielcasas9244 Actually, it was just a horrible hour!

[@masonwheeler6536]

[as Panga] Cheese wasn't even worth it, man...

[@timemage88x13]

Should post that drop kick clip you watch for us KZbin people.

[@SephirothRyu]

Dave, what do you have to say to the 77 sets of parents those koopas you murdered had? Will you be the one to deliver the news to them about what you did to their child? I thought not.

[@Vaishino]

I feel as though that cheese was not as easy as he thought