I won't stop playing until I GOLD this Mario Kart challenge

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#squeex #speedrun #mariokart

[@grary]

I think this is the first ever challenge that squeex has ever completed (other than Jan 6th).

[@revilconn]

Jan 6th was less of a challenge, more of an act of heroism.

[@m1lkbags]

The fact he just kept playing when there were ants everywhere is psychopathic

[@JakeCuster]

Say what you will, but Squeex is definitely one of the Mario Kart players of all time

[@Skeedap]

I met Squeex a couple of years ago in D.C. and I'm so glad to see that he fulfilled his dream of being a Mario Kart KZbinr.

[@roramdin]

It's a travesty that squeex isn't getting a gazillion views a video

[@NickNishikiyama]

Squeex can't show me the world personally but he can show me his hog

[@KiwiG1]

Haven't seen the video yet but I know it's gonna be wild and full of rage

[@felinedawaffle220]

i don't understand how your sub count is so low for how funny you are. I am not a big fan of mario but you make them hilarious. seriously i could mute the volume and still be laughing, all I have to do is look at your hairline. :)

[@micahheemstra9049]

I love how Squeex paraphrases chat for the content

[@rishichavan2373]

Honestly, would be hype to see Squeex play an rpg

[@Dschonathan]

Squeex should ask NL for his Final Fantasy 16 save data and carrry on his legacy to do a career suicide any% speedrun

[@Fuzzydicee]

@@Dschonathan holy this is such a good idea

[@jamesr5827]

At the end of the day Squeex, you always get first place in all of our hearts 😳

[@havoclights9673]

And he’s first place in line for your mom

[@tworice]

flirt

[@bbdude2149]

I love how his chat just bullies him

[@somekiwi7779]

Squeex the type of guy to slip on a banana peel, hit his head, and have stars circle around his head

[@Gvexx]

Can confirm he looks like a guy that smells a pie points his nose up and floats towards it

[@anou3240]

11:20 as probably the only female indian bassoon player to ever watch squeex i don't know how to process this

[@bigsandvvich6167]

10:30 bro got the "," cut

[@MarkIsMoney]

Squibbly, I just had the most brilliant idea, hear me out. According to ol' wives tales, if you start squeexing your shit like crazy you'll grow hair on your palms. Transplant that hair on your bald head. Really hope you see this. 🙏

[@georgelucas7872]

Im squeexing it rn

[@SgtJet3]

squeex is actually so funny.

[@fikiskill]

The rapid balding is actually quite an interesting part of the stream

[@ramiroyepez1638]

ROFL this guy was whimsical 😂😂😂

[@PlanteEnPot]

I wish I will be as passionate about videogames as you are when I will be that old

[@shadypielover]

Calling chat co-workers instead of customers is delusional xD

[@hallowedmist4289]

I think it's endearing how much you like mario thanks for the content

[@beans4286]

i love gaming

[@danielconfused7248]

Hey squeex, i found you a month ago and i really love your content. My girlfriend and I enjoy watching you’re silly bald head. Keep up the great work man.

[@LeilaBunny27]

first time watching your stuff havent laughed so hard in a while!

[@brendan8870]

He playing on my track till I GOLD this Mario Kart challenge

[@splinterboi8616]

i like squeex (he will probably ignore this like everyone does... but i dont mind it i guess...)

[@johnlong656]

I genuinely love squeex and his chat, very entertaining and inviting!

[@IndigoDetry]

2:12 LMAOOOOO

[@austinwgentry]

50:52 why did he say it like a slur 💀

[@Metamonn]

when ludwig said streamers and creators will soon outlast him, I didn't think that it'll be a someone with a receding hairline

[@rttnkng]

cant wait for u to do this again in a desperate bid to stay relevant when the next dlc drops

[@ozolsjanis2976]

squeeky is suffering for our entertainment. So cute and inspirational!

[@HakiWaki]

MY FAVORITE SQUEEXER HELPING ME SQUEEX ON THE DAILY

[@keatodiet]

this is what low tier god's streams would look like if he didn't ban everyone who made fun of him

[@drjohndorianwins]

"I dont like the taste of coffee" 2 second later "so what coffee tastes good!" my streamer

[@rowgesage936]

why would he torture himself like this again?

[@hirawm]

Try double dash 150cc all cup tour 1st place on every race heheheheheh

[@lucca8709]

this video was so good yes dude

[@longflame4414]

Love the vids! Keep up the great work! You're one of the only "content" creators that I watch that my fiance also enjoys! Thanks for making something so we can watch things together

[@jordanbell4439]

So how long until Ludwig starts running this and the speed run gets crazy?

[@brendanswords4659]

Don’t think people will speedrun this lmao

[@chrisosnap]

Squeex looks like the kinda guy to tell his coworkers he was busy all weekend when he was actually home all day on the couch watching anime

[@frost9681]

Squeex vid AND making fun of Jordan Peterson, truly excellent content. Based as hell

[@JuvenileStacks]

The emoji in your youtube description has too much hair. You should use these ones 👴🎮

[@evilspacebunny]

Are saxophones considered sexy?

[@BlazenDrDOOM]

Squeex is the kinda guy to make another banger video, as always. Love you Squeener

[@LeoPokemonBrasil1]

Since when does Squeex have the Mori Calliope TTS

[@Anitazee]

actually hilarious

[@Phantom_Majora]

I can't play your videos out loud anymore because my sister hears the tts and thinks it's something else

[@wotsthis8148]

what do u mean? is such such an underrated game i couldn't even download it after 2 years , its soo good

[@troyb5362]

Pog upload

[@braidenb3973]

Oh crap!

[@jenske2881]

My niece got her first child when she was 30 squeex you gotta hurry up

[@Bleach22]

Squeeze enjoyers | V

[@MetalPipeGamingOfficial]

KEKL

[@Honkden]

i was one of the ants you killed 4Weird

[@firewolf11567]

Didn't expect to find out Monster is on Netflix during this video, but I mean... I've really wanted to watch it again anyway lol

[@Sugar3Glider]

6 hours in and I don't think Squeeze realizes he wants 10 coins, because coins directly affect your speed

[@rkatlr5508]

i feel like every single thing squeex says, and every story he tells is a bit. like hes a master of improv comedy but i start to wonder if hes EVER told the truth

[@danielwillliams3333]

I play bassoon and this is the most offended I've ever been

[@tvs26]

Honestly all gold on mk8 is way easier than mk7

[@lucca8709]

this man is an entertainment genius

[@Tmbirch3]

Damn as an actual bassoon player 😑 F you too squeex…

[@soffeebeans]

oh fuck my dono that spawned that music tangent was in reference to him asking if chatters just wanted individual attention and to be funny and why they chat

[@mistalevy]

"If I am killed for simply living, let death be kinder than man." Those poor ants.

[@zachwiggins5140]

I'm literally wearing a Jack's mannequin t shirt. Dark blue is a great song

[@BeansGreens4]

Lol once I heard about the smash and pass video had to stop and then just watch it😂😂😂 ur too funny

[@miquelmoorrees6010]

He scolded the one person who said he wast old

[@stephenpaul668]

if they did a full tour of LA it would take 16 hours and that's with no traffic

[@wotsthis8148]

wow dude u just get a bug bomb for ants haha

[@wtothez]

just typing my mandatory comment

[@clefairki]

THE GYAT COMMENT WAS SO OUTTA POCKET 😭

[@tepni]

wait when is the hair transplant happening

[@MrDboy3571]

Here’s the plan for today- very inclusive squeener

[@_.d4ve]

I’m starting to actually think squeex was at the capital

[@sepplin]

44:14 leave the yogaball out of this they didn't hurt you. D:

[@davidbeck4378]

Wait is his real name actually Samir

[@trip2845]

hair

[@sake7855]

the funniest part is that it says the cc right when the race starts didn't have to go back

[@By_Cynical]

The ants part has to be a bit right??

[@lovelyluka]

How long b4 Lud copies

[@SomeoneSomewhere42069]

0:30 it must hurt, when Lunaluuuu of all people, trolls you

[@SomeoneSomewhere42069]

12:10 Wait, Luna's your employee? 😮 Nice piece of Squeener Lore. She's like Waldo for me in Squeex Vods loll I always say (in my head) "Luna mentioned" or "Hii Lunaaaa" knowing she'll never say it back lolll

[@milkandcigs]

i got butthole NFT at the end of the stream peepoClap

[@hebermyers541]

I am watching this from a standing desk.

[@tanmanharris4820]

the Earthbound music with the ants was great 😂

[@alexshaynisa]

21:15

[@tworice]

squeeny is here 🥺🥺

[@BlazenDrDOOM]

10:30 HOLYY that hair

[@jamesmf_]

@44:00 you called me the fuck out! 😂😂

[@TheUniversalninja]

YES DUDE OMEGADANCE

[@cneff12]

20:01 lil bro lookin like Hector Salamanca

[@quinn3334]

Squeexing my shit so hard rn

[@Fidlnks]

Shouldve done 200cc. ❤ good video

[@Djones314]

17:11 funny

[@juliaaghh]

hi squeexie pie

[@kyumiko]

YES DUDE!

[@amadou4835]

squx

[@shenjr]

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