I Streamed Until I Beat Every Mario Kart. It was terrible.

[@JohnHazl]

I watched Squeex play Mario Kart for 3 hours, went to bed, got up the next morning, ran errands, came home, made lunch, checked Twitch and the man was still going. Most unhinged stream of the year.

[@MetalPipeGamingOfficial]

That could have been a streamer award category...

[@jacobmorres9817]

Whatre you doing Watching twitch for 3h straight? Do something with ur life incel

[@freddyboy800]

X Doubt

[@micalishis]

I've never seen someone hit themselves with their own items so much. At one point it looked like he hit himself with his own red shell, which I didn't even think was possible.

[@tmeggies]

I cant believe Design had to edit through a 14 hour long vod, Squeex should pay you more! :D

[@Squeex]

RELAX

[@DesignYT]

appreciate it! I sleep now

[@skensa]

@@DesignYT the vid is great, love you design Flirt

[@jef-]

i was thinking the same thing... LOL

[@josiahlandes1465]

Get off the burner

[@sskylark_]

Showing the donations on a freeze frame in the left corner is an absolute masterpiece of an idea and I love you for it DesignN64

[@burdy-]

facts

[@chrisosnap]

How it started: it'll just be a quick and fun 2hr stream How its going: getting evicted for 14hr noise complaints

[@ohnesorgen4642]

Why does that red emote have squeex's hairline

[@ricardoediza2690]

Squeex is type of guy who thinks a participation award is equal to a gold medal

[@ooga-zn8ps]

OMG HE IS LULW

[@DisastrousCake]

It’s crazy that I’ve played so much Mario Kart in my life. In college I played Mario Kart 64 with my roommates all the time. I never thought of these games as difficult, but Squeex makes it look like Nintendo has made one of the hardest games in existence. He legit makes the games look SO hard. How does he do it?

[@samt3412]

In his mild defense, Super Mario Kart is completely bullcrap in terms of difficulty

[@MapleLunii]

Idk how the samir video at 3:20 aligned so well with everything lmao

[@Lappy_]

This was one of the funniest videos ive seen in a long time, genuinely can't believe your yt content hasn't blown up yet

[@CosmicMcRad]

For real I can’t believe how much I laughed for the entire 48 minute video. Looking forward to the next subathon!

[@anusual]

@@CosmicMcRad same here 🤣

[@JakeCuster]

If it's one thing that we can all agree on, it's that we all knew Squeex did not plan this out ahead of time

[@gamebot991]

45:34 I nearly threw up laughing from this holy shit

[@TTVArgusGuy]

potentially number 1 squeex dono of all time

[@Fuzzberticus]

I havent laughed so hard in a long time

[@nthnwllms]

He'll scream like at 5:52 then come back the next day saying "guys am I loud? Do I yell? No of course not, what are my neighbors complaining about!?"

[@Furiac.]

Severely underrated channel. Fantastic editing. Great job

[@yuheen20]

This was a huge VOD to edit through, good job Design :)

[@DesignYT]

thank you!

[@bandman7600]

This video was genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen in so long. I laughed

[@jacobspiewak]

The longer he streams the more manic he gets

[@segatasama]

Squeex you are legit hilarious and this video is a godsend, I continue to enjoy your rise to stardom

[@smily180]

Shout out to the editor, and shout out to Squeex and his sanity.

[@frankmerker630]

Don’t forget the hair

[@DesignYT]

shout out to the viewers

[@arceus1]

This stream was so fucking funny, couldn’t stop laughing the entire time 😂

[@josicat4076]

I went to bed at 8 am because of that stream lmao MeAndTheHomiesWatchingSqueexPlayEveryMarioKartGamessGrandPrixInOneStreamFor14HoursStraight

[@VulpesLP]

Its the first video ive ever seen of this guy and i thought it would be interesting to watch some of it before going to bed. I havent laughed so hard this often in a long time and now im too awake to sleep… totally worth it!

[@blacktytrix]

Between the chat burying squeex and his delivery on "IM PLAYING LOONEY TUNES" as he fails to learn how to drive, I can't stop laughing. Always quality content.

[@itsfynn]

the dedication, the sheer fucking will, good job

[@kanehawkins7008]

I love how Squeex over the top stereotypical youtuber voice is just Ludwig

[@shivani_]

41:09 coconut melon :)

[@turhsus2375]

At 44:19 it was bag in a cheese not bagina cheese lmao

[@MaxGuides]

Crazy that you didn’t do all the maps or even get 1st against CPUs. Subbed.

[@ishaan_bharal]

When he was escaping the red shell at 25:59 he sounded exactly like Mario slipping on that stuff in Mario Sunshine

[@YaGirlZero]

"I streamed until I beat half of Mario kart" doesn't really roll of the tongue eh?

[@rapidmagic0705]

Ludwig ahh title

[@dilliedAlly]

squeex don't read the rest of this comment 🥜boo

[@dreamisover9813]

That was big cinema

[@notgrubba]

every time the witch TTS says “testicles” i would burst into tears laughing

[@exetone]

He read Bag In A Cheese as Bagina Cheese and then had the AUDACITY to shame the chatter

[@Nyponyt]

i was along for this marathon, it sucked!

[@ChickenTeller]

When the funny lady voice said. When she said. When she. When. She said. When she said testicles... I LOL'd

[@carterkiku]

ive never seen squeex before but i now love this man

[@Pattonator14]

I think I cried from laughing 3 separate times

[@ansem3463]

I was like how can someone be that bad in a race? Then i saw him seeing chat every 5 second and i take it back

[@Dildtherapper]

didnt think i was gonna sit through this whole video. entertaining af the whole way through. just subbed !

[@MagnitudeReviews]

The single worst mario kart player I have ever seen in my entire life. Congratulations. Although, thanks for the laughs.

[@flamingbunnyrabbits]

I'm so glad I clicked on this from my recommended, funniest shit i've seen in a long time.

[@Murkus]

this thumbnail of photoshopped hands holding up the wii wheel and an arrow pointed to it has haunted me for far too long

[@MLB9610]

I come back and watch this video every two weeks or so it’s that funny

[@Camtaro]

I don't know if I'm just sleep deprived but this video made me laugh so damn much

[@LeoPokemonBrasil1]

33:40 He's so bad ICANT

[@Ha1tz]

Didn't know Xavi streamed on twitch

[@letskillskully]

fr one of my new fav youtubers, im super sick and ive binged everything after this video already

[@EM_vi_ix]

He skipped Mario Kart 8 for Wii U.

[@Caleb_Landry]

14:34 Monkey Ball reference

[@micalishis]

I died when he put on a random video for when he went to the bathroom and it had a "keeps" sponsorship in it.

[@evilspacebunny]

Can't wait for the next twitch challenge. What are you going to do ever zelda game?

[@xavi1298]

you are second place behind jerma when it comes to completely reading a chat wrong with full confidence

[@JamesV1]

I can’t believe there was an ad for Keeps in that video

[@sweatystoner]

"i hope mr beast never gives you a quarter" really hits different now lmao

[@ReiniBlue]

Amazing job with the editing it was so much fun to watch

[@timhmcclean]

This stream has the highest "SIPM" (squeexing its per minute) of all time.

[@howieeeeeeeee]

i really cant wait for squeex to kiss the cam, im so excited!!!

[@Pizza_Box]

Ive never been so annoyed while simultaneously smiling before. Its like you were trying to lose these races lmao

[@JojokimVT]

Didn’t even beat every Mario Kart. He didn’t go to an arcade so he could play Mario kart arcade xD

[@McButters]

Squeex is like a mix of Erobb and Miz

[@joshmckelvey4419]

The stream that got my streamer evicted 😔

[@anotherjacob]

"speedrunner"

[@wtothez]

Ah yes. The stream that got him a noise complaint. GULP

[@Trazynn]

I wrote a blog post a while ago about why I hate video games. They appeal to the male fantasy.

[@katjosephperez8772]

Why do some guys think humiliating a girl very publicly will make her want to go to a dance with them (or marry them)? Is it movies from the 90’s? What started this? Singing The Fray and throwing Naruto hands to quiet music are either clinical or diabolical choices.

[@kenanbroersma709]

It's interesting to hear him snaking on modern Mario Karts even though the drifting is different

[@ponchopi]

46:25 i laughed so hard

[@mitch-lawless]

I've only ever played Mario Kart 64, of which I'm mediocre at best - yet I'm certain I'd have finished this run twice as fast as you.

[@iheartlownotes]

"which tribe" is insane

[@Jo-po2oo]

Criminally underrated streamer

[@EgaTehPro]

this man is too fucking funny

[@jarroddobben]

Do you think squeex plays yoshi because he doesn't feel represented by the lack of non-white skintones in the Mario catalogue?

[@nthnwllms]

34:30 THAT'S ME! 🤣

[@DesignYT]

OMG HE IS LULW

[@jamniest5468]

told her I watch squeex on twitch and she left :/

[@Squeex]

then she ain’t the one

[@nesix1031]

@@Squeex be so for real

[@Duckiefasca]

Damn smh. Super Circuit isn't really that hard of a game. It's definitely not an easy pick up and play, that I can admit, but once you understand the controls, it's so easy to just slippy slide around the track and just do goofy shit.

[@kolleo7]

hehe i’m in the video

[@Gr00t]

You'd almost think he's throwing, I've genuinely never seen anyone so bad at Mario Kart. My 5 year old niece is better than him lol.

[@Shirgene]

Someone know the clip where Squeex did a bit screaming "Clara?!" THanks

[@KnightlySymphony]

Imagine if the MK8D DLC was out in full. This stream would be an additional 2 hours long. A sub 14 hour stream is no joke.

[@jarroddobben]

It's hard to make an indian joke that squeex won't laugh to but that Mohawk one sure did it lmao

[@Dutchempireball]

you could have played the original mario kart 8 it has only 8 cups without the dlc , and if you play bad enough you dont unlock the cups

[@breeziemcfreezie]

ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP

[@adroidirl]

When I clicked on the video I thought it said 19 minutes. It’s almost a whole hour later. Why did I put myself through that

[@anguset]

15:25 is so unnecessarily savage lol

[@judtt]

Absolutely great introduction to your channel.

[@Joshi_ForReal]

Insanely underated video and channel 👍

[@Thatoneguy0007]

Super Mario kart for the SNES has the WORST rubber banding on the ai.

[@supertinydino]

Woah woah, Mario Kart 8 and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe are different games tsk tsk

[@owenmcgovern8140]

this is one of the funniest videos ive ever seen💀

[@zq8h208]

why did you stop mk wii after one hour? you didn't play every cup

[@DylozWitty]

I hate to be that kind of guy but oh my god.... this was a terrible idea

[@siechamontillado]

I'm just blown away that there's a fireplace. Like, where this dude living where he got himself a fireplace?! Hardcore!

[@chasehicks6520]

holy shit im so glad i clicked on this, my god its hysterical

[@Hoobastank13]

As soon as I finally get my “legit” copies in the mail I wanna try this. But actually every CC, CUP, and winning each. Sounds like a hellscape but I’m a masochist.

[@williamespinoza1540]

When is he gonna do this again properly with all the cups

[@neb6705]

I thought this was electroboom at first I was so confused

[@G4laxyExtrem]

I've never seen someone being this bad at mario kart lmao

[@Lara-bc1dh]

Do this with Ludwig, or on other challenge!!! I loved the Mario party and I want more from you guys as duo!!!!