The Death Worlders Ch 2: Aftermath (r/HFY)

[@vladislavohremenco3472]

Aliens land in the middle of a hockey game Canadians: And I took that personal

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Nah Canadians: Great entertainment, but it left a hell of a mess and screwed up the game. Just as my team was winning too.

[@kloppanator]

Welcome to Earth, you have chosen close range combat with 12 of the most fit and heavily armoured athletes known to humanity, with 28 additional combatants prepared to join off the bench, who regularly deliver and receive body slams at upwards of 40+ km/h and, while not exactly trained for it, are armed with spears on a surface that is less than ideal for stability. Good luck.

[@blarghblarghblargh]

KICK THEIR ASS

[@imnotalfred]

Hello

[@Dreron]

@@blarghblarghblargh I've always thought "f*ck them up" would have been a more plausible chant...

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

''alien appendage hesitates... and changes the 'yes' in the personal combat 'recreational' arena add to a decisive no and never EVER suggest this agen'' ^^

[@dragonhunter4592]

I love how the Canadian general is just like, "come on guys I can't tell my superiors that all of space is a bunch of wimps" when they explain how an average human could pop an arm off the most dangerous species in the galaxy.

[@TheBiggestNaturals]

space is full of a bunch friggen hosee bud

[@CharlieTheCoconut]

Cmon they're only the most dangerous physical species

[@MrReich1918]

​@@CharlieTheCoconut Took me a minute with that...heh

[@Restrocket]

@@TheBiggestNaturals з

[@maxwyght1840]

"Your average guy could probably rip the aems of this thing if he tried." Hoo boy

[@joshuahodgkinson1580]

They clearly never met Kevin Jenkins

[@wessmoore7894]

They will in a few chapters.

[@MrMduchesne23]

Could have sworn I heard a "They took our jobs" *cough* sorry.....THEY TERK ERR JERBS!

[@Zren89]

This took so much longer to get out than intended, sorry everyone that was waiting, work got a bit nuts! Off this weekend, hopefully I'll get the next cranked out by Monday! No promises but I will do my best to start getting these out on some kind of regular schedule. Hope you all enjoy!

[@chrisjones9132]

This is now in everyones recommendations

[@pr3modeling239]

TFW: You realize humans are actually the baddest sentient life in the galaxy, and top of the food chain of not-to-be-fucked-with.

[@ixcellquethone4893]

We set off nuclear bombs in our only biosphere, and tortured our own God to death. Do not mess with us. ;)

[@earthterra8546]

I laughed so hard when he said that the average human can rip of there arms

[@Lumberjack_king]

4:38 i mean it is quite disappointing we find hostile alien life and they pose as much challenge as a child with a water gun

[@JettMann8]

Your reading is fantastic. Seriously, I have heard SIGNIFICANTLY inferior from audiobooks and the like. You're awesome

[@robertbemis9800]

Does anyone realize that we would consider any world not a death world to dull to colonize Without a high enough gravity we would be suffering from health Deterioration

[@geoshark12]

Yeah I prefer the planet where the wind is always blowing at 100km/h and always has shards of glass

[@ImperialGuard322nd]

@@geoshark12 just keep in mind that in this story, Earth is a death world.

[@tusek97]

Dude we already have Cimbrean (6), the Chineese got Lucent (11), and Russians got Nightmare (13) You would rly enjoy the story

[@robertbemis9800]

@@tusek97 and one human pooping in the woods cause a complete biosphere collapse How much resources are being expended to keep the planet livable for humans? It’s not cost effective for humans to Colonize non-deathworlds

[@tusek97]

@@robertbemis9800 huh. Right.

[@houselemuellan8756]

I wish your not demonitized ( i cant tell ). Though if you are, you should get a patrion cause your work is amazing

[@Cadiangrunt99]

THE FOOLS MAKE THE CANADIANS GET UP AND FIGHT! >:D

[@finlayl2505]

You are very good! This is on par with the stuff I listen to on audible!

[@TheCsel]

me a Hoosier - "is this Indiana?" yep.

[@Zren89]

Lol lived in greenwood

[@pandoratheclay]

So wait, these things have weapons about equivalent to a souped up BB-gun

[@pandoratheclay]

We’re writing fiction where there is like a bit of resistance at best

[@Zren89]

Yes in this Canon Humans are like supermen to the rest of the world, dense little knots of muscle and bone that can take quite the beating.

[@aaronhope8366]

Thank you for your work.

[@3601christopher]

You’d figure the hunters would’ve had stronger weaponry if they went with smarts over strength

[@elderkyst2386]

They aren't deathworldera and thusly, probably saw no need to create such powerful weapons.

[@Stonehawk]

You even did Canadian accents ;_; i love this so fucking much

[@ChaoticTeen16]

Why have I not come across this shit sooner?! This is amazing!

[@Zren89]

The works is an absolute mystery lol

[@RetroGamerr1991]

16:50 "Could you spell that for me?"

[@skullcrsher4946]

I don’t like that NASA found the observatory, it was said it had a field that blocked EM radiation, which includes light

[@0rbital_nugget188]

That and Cassini was decommissioned and flown into Saturn’s atmosphere

[@custodialfatherintexas9362]

More? Sweet

[@John-ci8yk]

Thank you and thumbs up.

[@fatimar6885]

Don't mind me, just helping the algorithm along.

[@hogfry]

Tey terk er jerbs!!!

[@AgentTex13]

I keep expecting to hear "Eh", after every sentence.

[@houselemuellan8756]

Too bad Cassini's no more

[@adamcaffee3154]

Shelbyville indiana. Thats one of the most class 12 places on earth. Lol

[@gavinlinville9691]

Fucking finally I've been whating so long if you could please do the humanity fer fanfiction known as the Beast it would be nice but I doubt you would ever actually completed well in my living life time anyways

[@Zren89]

Haha, patience is a virtue. But then so is haste. I'll check it out.

[@ouberfox5898]

As much threat as a angry 12 yer old

[@aspicousgamer2340]

Probably less, a 12 yr old child can take more of a beating that the strongest aliens in this verse

[@russellperry9902]

Algorithms, why haven't you been boosting this channel yet?

[@casanimated1715]

You voice in this one sound like skipper combined with joe swanson

[@taylordeason692]

Beans

[@slayernoname980]

Let's be honest we've all been here before...

[@jameschastain1229]

So much of this story is missing though.

[@imnotalfred]

Hello

[@ericsanchez8938]

More like 12 year Olds with paintball gun 🔫🤣😂

[@godseed7984]

What if they landed in Australia first.

[@aleisterlavey9716]

Someone would keep them as pets