Aliens: meat to the maw Humans: youve yeed your last haw
@MidnightDStroyer3 жыл бұрын
In a manner of speaking, the aliens have sliced off more protein than their mandibles could process... ლ(-̩̩̩︿-̩̩̩ლ )
@armadillo34542 жыл бұрын
"they made the mistake of raiding a hockey game? Oh this boys and girls is going to be F***ing funny" it indeed was funny XD
@russellperry99022 жыл бұрын
It was at that moment, I knew they fucked up
@martialme843 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone in the bar and in the hockey stadium is understandably shocked, scared and unsettled by the aliens´s sudden appearance and doesn´t know what that means and what will happen.... but not Jenkins. He knows the score. He, right away, has a pretty good idea of what´s about to happen in a couple seconds. He figures how long it will take people to properly gauge the unexpectedly little effect of the alien weapons on humans... And jenkins wants to see the hunters get some class 12 welcome...^^
@Zren893 жыл бұрын
Mhmm, I'd imagine that a few thousand people around the world felt exactly as he did in that moment...
@____________8383 жыл бұрын
@@Zren89 I imagine thousands upon thousands of humans that have no experience with them to suddenly be delighted with this new reality.
@martialme843 жыл бұрын
"Surprise!" "Satisfaction!" "Respect!" This here was not only written well, but(and this sets it apart from most all other "humans are space orks"-type things here on youtube) read well. Most anyone else just rattles down the lines without any skill or care for proper inflection. This one was actually read skilfully and proper. Gotta respect that.
@Zren893 жыл бұрын
Ah, thank you.
@peterwall81912 жыл бұрын
*martialme84* It is not read , it is acted. By the most talented voice actor on Yt bar none! This is the fourth round of this playlist. When its over , there are other delights awaiting.
@jacobaugustine62492 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they dropped in the middle of a football stadium they caused the kicker to miss his goal and then the entire Stadium blew into a brawl and they ended up getting trampled
@xanthos9641 Жыл бұрын
Imagine in the middle of a paintball match
@jacobaugustine6249 Жыл бұрын
@@xanthos9641 Even better a air soft match
@caelestigladii Жыл бұрын
I imagine they try to land in a real warzone… only to find their weapons not even scratch the paint off a tank.
@EnraEnerato5 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize the Hunters have no idea what a cruel and painful death they are about to expierince...
@Shythalia3 жыл бұрын
"Meat to the maw!" Me: having Little Nightmares flashback
@greyclydesdale4 жыл бұрын
LOL I wanna see a sitcom, "Meet the Deathworlders."
@aaronsprakties2923 жыл бұрын
YES
@maxwyght18403 жыл бұрын
IIRC, there was a HFY titled that, which involved a human abductee meeting a deathworld species that looked like dogs.
@olivinator3 жыл бұрын
@@maxwyght1840 "When Deathwolders Meet" a slaveship picked up a human while carrying, what i believe was, a humanoid feline deathworlder within its slavepen. there was also a sequel, but i never read nor listened to it.
@MuxauJ73 жыл бұрын
Screw the IP rights infringement, the starting line of intro song should be: "Nobody told you life was gonna be this way 👏👏👏"
@Hickabooboo5 жыл бұрын
This is literally my favourite chapter. EVER.
@josephb31753 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheyCalledMeT Жыл бұрын
had to laugh so hard when .. "and those idiots raided an icehockey station"
@Andrewza15 жыл бұрын
I still wonder if there was a worse game to attack than a ice hockey game
@sintanan4695 жыл бұрын
Hmm.. potentially an Australian rugby match.
@jonsimpson62405 жыл бұрын
American football would be up there. Or south American soccer, the fans go armed on occasion.
@jonathanhamilton61904 жыл бұрын
Polo
@ImaginationGamer254 жыл бұрын
Maybe a baseball game with some players and fans having titanium bats.
@MeowATron4 жыл бұрын
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
@maaxorus6 жыл бұрын
Hey, I realise that I am a little late, but I really enjoyed your take on these stories. Your inexpierience in voice-acting is showing at times, especially the crowd-shouting scene (I recommend actually shouting, if your recording environment allows you to do so), but there are a lot of things that you absolutely nailed: the calm, yet eerily tense narrating voice in certain scenes, the tired tone of voice for Kevin and, of course, the Hunters, which sounded every bit as creepy and off-putting as I had imagined. I would love to hear more, but I'm not quite sure if you're still active.
@Zren896 жыл бұрын
Hey, yes still "active" unfortunately I have a day-job, but just got another sub in the office (I work for the post office), so should be seeing a major uptick in the production of these, since I will have more days off. Thanks so much for subscribing, should be many more to come in the next few weeks.
@craftysmithkeith36533 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious how those hunters thought they were the hottest shit and got their shit kicked in by hockey players
@Cemtexify3 жыл бұрын
To be fair most people would get their shit kicked in by hockey players
@Zren893 жыл бұрын
Tough cusses the lot of em
@Restilia_ch2 жыл бұрын
Of all the places to land, the only place worse than the middle of a hockey match would probably be in the middle of an Australian rugby match. To the rest of Earth, Australia is a death world and the Aussies make it look like a Sunday picnic.
@trikstari76879 ай бұрын
To be fair, they'd have a hard time picking a worse target.
@Exile_Sky3 жыл бұрын
I love your reading of this. Just the satisfaction he has right at the end really comes through.
@Zren893 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@tahakumonsonoa60264 жыл бұрын
The audio is so low, I need to have the volume at max. Ads are ear r*pe.
@tahakumonsonoa60262 жыл бұрын
@@russellperry9902 No, I meant that the audio of the video was so low I had to raise it to max volume. Which in turn made the ads that would play become ear r*pe.
@tomj88352 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same. Way to quiet so have to have headsett at max, ads fuck me up hahaha
@michaelpope875311 ай бұрын
All adds are ear rape.
@xanthos96413 жыл бұрын
7:05 "See, there's this species called WHAT THE F**K!?!"
@brianrussell24414 жыл бұрын
I imagine the baseball theme starts playing the background as the hockey players align up to beat their ass
@jameson12393 жыл бұрын
There going to here the music that plays during a hockey fight and it’s going to be the last thing the aliens here
@houselemuellan87565 жыл бұрын
The description of Kevin Jenkins makes me think of Alex Kamal from The Expanse. If they make a live action show based on this, i hope they cast whoever played Alex
@Zren895 жыл бұрын
I love Alex! Cas Anvar is a great actor!
@idkimlikereallybored95333 жыл бұрын
bruh he literally got dropped from the expanse for some sexual misconduct, i doubt we will see a lot of him in the future
@houselemuellan87563 жыл бұрын
@@idkimlikereallybored9533 shame
@shinigami-man57276 жыл бұрын
I need more! I’ve already listened to everything you have so far! I need more of this deathworlders story! This is all guardsmen party good.
@nick1591reynolds6 жыл бұрын
Keep the videos coming. I have severe dyslexia my friends ask me to read the Jenkins verse in the recommended reading order. But I can't read nor write , I have to use voice text. I've listened to your videos I think you've got talent. Please keep it going. Ty.
@Zren896 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, a few more are in the works as we speak, should be a week or so.
@nick1591reynolds6 жыл бұрын
IamZren89 awsome
@Zren896 жыл бұрын
Hey man, hope you're doing well. Hope you've been able to come back and enjoy the new videos!
@pandoratheclay3 жыл бұрын
Imagine a class 13 deathworld A whole planet of Australia,with access to natural steroids and or other drugs that mess you up but somehow also make you the entirety of humanity’s strongest in one person
@pandoratheclay3 жыл бұрын
And all this power in each and every creature on that place
@____________8383 жыл бұрын
Doomslayer has entered the chat.
@MrReich1918Ай бұрын
That would be the planet murder. With exploding pinecones and the like.
@cathalhughes59964 жыл бұрын
I like to think the hunters were just hearing dorime
@martialme843 жыл бұрын
We talking "ERA - Ameno"?
@hogfry3 жыл бұрын
Galactic handbook page 27. The use of members of the human caste known as "hockey player" in warfare, is considered a war crime... in ALL of galactic space. Even the cannibal pirate sectors...
@WahhaC3 жыл бұрын
God these are so good; your voice is so nice to hear, it makes me calm while I study
@Zren893 жыл бұрын
I am honored, thank you for including me in your study time. I might be trying some new ideas on Wednesdays that might be even better for studying :) gonna call em whacky Wednesdays because I am super old and lame :D
@WahhaC3 жыл бұрын
@@Zren89 Np bro 💜
@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Earth
@jonathanhamilton61904 жыл бұрын
Now Please Fuck Off
@jacobaugustine62492 жыл бұрын
imagine if they stop by Jacksonville Compton or Detroit
@mightymouse6542 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite chapter of the story and you did it so well. I'm excited to find this playlist. I enjoy the stories but don't have time to read them. Being able to listen to it at work will be great
@colbycoolby15923 жыл бұрын
This first contact can be summed up by one Russian badger bit. *Big slide Clyde blasts all of Mexico. "Fuck you Normandy you're next!"*
@OrangeSpaceNewt3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite part because every time I hear this chapter about evil beings getting their asses handed to them is the best part
@Jogeta53 жыл бұрын
This hunter group was particularly stupid and arrogant. There's a reason other hunters didn't go to death worlds.
@SpookyPancakesАй бұрын
This audio feels like an audio book. Glorious
@ismaashawsome46852 жыл бұрын
Listening to this series again, and man. You have come a *real* long way since you started this series. I'm still a bit saddened that you never ended up doing the last chapters of Salvage, but I understand that those chapters are not canon. Though, I do hope you end up doing other stories in this universe rather than just the official Deathworlders Saga. It would allow you to get out more of the great content in this universe, while also not needing to do hour long readings which I understand would take a long time to read, edit, and do the audiowork for.
@ouberfox58982 жыл бұрын
This man has almost single handedly won a war and its amazing
@John-ci8yk Жыл бұрын
Thank you and thumbs-up, chapter 2 is where I'm going right now.
@MiracleManMax6 жыл бұрын
Consider getting a free or inexpensive voice changer & noise player for these audio tapes and you’ll have gold, maybe get some free music to go along with the background? You’ll be gold.
@bradswan2618 Жыл бұрын
I love your story telling!
@joeaverage97723 жыл бұрын
So advanced alien capable of ftl can’t make a gun that can shoot through pexiglass. This should be interesting
@deathbytouch42523 жыл бұрын
This had me rolling quite literally on the floor with laughter
@nathancarter42163 жыл бұрын
The worst thing you can interpret in Canada is a hockey game. Especially the play offs. The hunters just majorly screwed up. This is coming from a Canadian citizen.
@Dazzarik3 жыл бұрын
need you to get up to chapter 29 man! this is great!
@neilfox46262 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I have missed JWC.
@Lumberjack_kingАй бұрын
1:22 the man the myth the legend!!!
@jonkessel16493 жыл бұрын
Oh my I just found this channel haha
@localcryptid31273 жыл бұрын
Oh yell heah my favorite series
@blueyindustries85032 жыл бұрын
Back for another re watch of the series eating for another video
@fatimar68853 жыл бұрын
Don't mind me, just helping the algorithm along.
@rosswilson6276 жыл бұрын
Hey man im planing on animations this audiobook do u think u can help me with the audio
@Zren896 жыл бұрын
Sure man, just let me know the details.
@nick1591reynolds6 жыл бұрын
Any updates on the next vidieo
@Zren896 жыл бұрын
Starting on the next one today, been really hectic at work, haven't had much time to myself to pursue passion projects like this one between work and home life with the wife, BUT lots of time off upcoming so thank you for your patience, more coming soon!
@ABaumstumpfАй бұрын
Interrupting a hockey-games is one of the worst things they could have done. If at least it was a cowboy-show or a football game (actual football, not american handegg) then at least their annihilation would have been swift.
@jamesiewalters23603 жыл бұрын
also, chapter one part 4?? the heck does that mean?
@igkslife2 жыл бұрын
It saddens me that you don't post much now n days.
@I.C.U-c7l8 ай бұрын
HERE HOLD MY BEER HONEY.....!
@johnjohnjohnson77203 жыл бұрын
Better run Better run Faster then my shotgun
@martialme843 жыл бұрын
*than
@johnjohnjohnson77203 жыл бұрын
@@martialme84 You're an mdamne Your damne=d
@martialme843 жыл бұрын
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 I´m helpful is what i am. I just improved your english a tiny bit. Soon you will know enough english to stop embarrassing yourself. You are welcome. Now go and fix your embarrassing mistake.
@johnjohnjohnson77203 жыл бұрын
@@martialme84 Good sir you must know I do not care, except for spiting those who try and correct me.
@martialme843 жыл бұрын
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 You are still welcome. Helping the disadvantaged and needy is reward enough all on its own. Some people are simply failed by their schools and by their respective authorities and it is encumbent on the more fortunate to step in and be there for them.
@chrissoto71873 жыл бұрын
😂 this is just funny
@GlacialScion4 жыл бұрын
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@Realitygetreal3 ай бұрын
The Arizona What?... another extinct species in Arizona :)
@jerrybaker85973 жыл бұрын
Is this a part of humans dont make good pets
@Zren893 жыл бұрын
Rather, Humans Don't Make Good Pets is Part of this :D
@squallshot3 жыл бұрын
Likes: 665 Me: '-'
@jamesiewalters23603 жыл бұрын
link's a bust
@igkslife2 жыл бұрын
It saddens me that you don't post much now n days.