if I had superpowers

[@wo_w6640]

Invisibility, time control, x-ray vision, and unidentifiable dna.

[@MRNIGHTMARE97]

"I know what kind of man you are"

[@nf3rn047]

and memory wipe

[@bunger1481]

Imma need you to go ahead and log off for me

[@Nethaura]

"Don't buy everything in one place. Different stores, different items. Attracts less attention." -Walter Hartwell White

[@CapnPassion95]

someone revoke his 🥩 privileges

[@laku-tikku554]

if i had invincibility, my ass is going to be a stuntman, makes it hella cheaper for companies to just ignore safety and let shit happen genuinely

[@markanine562]

you literally could be the most wanted actor

[@calebgao6931]

But it doesn't mean you are immune to pain tho, imagine falling from the sky a couple thousand feet above and feel the impact.

[@laku-tikku554]

@@calebgao6931 true but i can just take a shit ton of pain meds and become a true hollywood actor addictions included

[@Galeriarch]

Invincibility means unable to be defeated, it has nothing to do with being unharmed

[@Jibberjabber223]

​@@Galeriarch AND IT WILL COME

[@marcosgueiros5215]

"Rent cannot be that high" 🤓

[@prayforpritish]

ibz alt account spotted

[@BasedGrandmasKitchen]

hes not gonna fuck you bro

[@baziworld]

it is a common super power , but i remember that arcueid from tsukihime series got this power which allows her to alter her body, this power allows her to be as strong as she needs , or as weak as she needs , when she doesn't need , she matches a human in speed , strength , etc...but when she wants , she is basically god of nasuverse, if you have this power , when you want it , you can be fast enough to travel in light speed , but when you don't want , you can continue a normal life , EASY , it really does not have any drawbacks(like for example , people forget that , how much hard it is to be superman, constantly holding back to not hurt people around yourself), teleportation also got drawbacks , if you suddenly teleports in a solid objects (or people) , you might cause irreversible damage (or even nuclear explosion).

[@thermochemist]

My power would be to cure mental illnesses and purge twitter

[@error-4269]

You would be doing God's work

[@YourDadNyarlathotep]

I would end wokeness.

[@user-ni7ui1nk8p]

If you do the first one the second one happens by default

[@thermochemist]

@@user-ni7ui1nk8p well, I meant purge it as in go through it and cure everyone I see

[@seveneightnineten6901]

My superpower is to have *Autism!!!*

[@DaniG._.German]

Also, flying is useless if you aren't invulnerable.

[@fafafafafafa6879]

Not to mention altitude sickness, getting struck by bird and hypothermia.

[@callmev3531]

And teleportation could end up with you fused with or splattered against an object if your aim is off.

[@CodyL33OX]

You can find an obvious flaw in every ability. It’s best to assume it comes with a counter to that.

[@leonardoguel7918]

well you can fly like the average car height and you’ll be good unless you’re afraid of heights then why did you choose it?

[@Nigerosaurus420]

Bro just admitted to necrophilia in the end of the video lol he ain't even tryna hide it.

[@hedwshjredns]

na its for his friend

[@WeakestHater]

Based

[@Alkupz]

He just said it's for his friend, are you dumb or you pretend to be? sped.

[@Hoaxe72]

Is necromancy resurrecting them though? Are they dead and now back or are you just animating their skeleton like a puppet? 🤔

[@Nigerosaurus420]

@Hoaxe72 Well you can control them and they are somewhat conscious so you're practically bringing them back from the dead for a little bit. Just controlling skeletons is only gonna let them move but not think or talk.

[@Snoebal]

It’s so much more fun to think about what you’d actually do in real regular life with powers than thinking of some crazy shit.

[@papastalin3498]

Im a rapist

[@3k4chu]

invisibility, mind control, untraceable dna

[@flappyflap2693]

someone gotta watch you

[@milo9951]

I know what kind of man you're.

[@DrakoNotDraco]

I'd get infinite energy from my neighbor

[@Johnsbrggnfndm]

milo9951 I hate you for using “you’re” like that

[@mantraki]

If you already have mind control why invisibility?

[@TheAustralianMapper5378]

Problem with super strength when people find out all they’ll do is ask you to move their shit

[@mantraki]

True, but you could just tell them to do it themselves, what are they gonna do?, fight you about it?

[@Machosause]

I like helping people, so still a win.

[@ctpp64]

@@mantraki i mean, super strength doesn't make you invulnerable to bullets lol

[@QuaversYT]

@@ctpp64To be honest Super Strength if it was in real life would definitely harden and toughen your muscles to compensate for it. And if it does it enough you may just straight up become true bulletproof.

[@Lilbro-xx7tv]

@@ctpp64shooting someone cuz they won’t move your stuff is insane

[@wander7812]

Most people with Superpowers would be neither Heroes or Villains, they'd be Anti-Heroes and Anti-Villains. Most people (despite what some on the internet would tell you), are morally and mentally complex. - Those who would go "Evil", would still have, most of the time, a moral compass or some reason that could make them morally gray. - While those who would do "Good", would likely develop questionable methods and morale along the line Those who would commit to Pure Good and Pure Evil would be a small minority (although do keep in mind that this would still be a lot of people, for example just 1% of Humanity rn in numbers is already 300,000 people)

[@callmev3531]

Probably yeah, something more along the lines of Chronicle than Spiderman. Even if people did try to use their powers to help, how complex this world and its issues are likely wouldn't be something the average person that gets powers would try to solve, and if they did, they'd just risk making situations worse or doing questionable things to create change. Either way, powered being would threaten to create chaos in the world, no matter what kind of person they are.

[@beastboyashu4841]

1% is 8,000,000 ish

[@alibeknorbekov5963]

yea

[@ThatBoyAstrooo]

If I had teleportation I would open my own shipping company, you can place an order though me for a set amount and get your package delivered almost instantly. People love high speed shipping which is why so many people pay for stuff like amazon prime, so imagine how much people would be willing to pay extra to get their shit instantly

[@error-4269]

W Hustler

[@reighgasm]

My powers would be to kiss ibz

[@samarberjaoui]

Wouldnt that get you in trouble with the IRS

[@bing8063]

@@samarberjaouiwhat are they gonna do? Arrest him?

[@Ferrari03]

@@samarberjaouiyeah ok, good luck chasing a guy who can teleport

[@cosmicgaming9742]

I want shadow clones from Naruto, cause I could multitask fucking *everything.* I could be at work, drawing, working out, and learning every skill and hobby I ever wanted at the same time.

[@CrazedKen]

If you didn’t have the second sentence that would be horrific

[@rockhoggaming]

@@CrazedKen nah cuz theres the transformation jutsu too so u could just have ur clone transform to look like whatever or whoever u want or even mix and match the parts u like of multiple women. heck it probably doesn't even have to be human if ur a -complete degenerate- furry..

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

​@@CrazedKen😂

[@supertheblueoctagon]

@@CrazedKen oh my god dude

[@PantaloonTV]

ibz the type of guy to type [teleports behind you] in a 2012 anime chatroom

[@Thatguy-v4z]

Magnetism is underrated in this modern era. Also, teleporting is a must-have for sure. But shadow manipulation like Noob Saibot would go hard asf

[@thefitnessgrampacertestisa8483]

Cuz it’s just material locked telekenisis.

[@autisticbluesloth5244]

@@thefitnessgrampacertestisa8483 you can do more with magnetism like control electromagnetic waves

[@mantraki]

​@@autisticbluesloth5244you could do a little trolling and, alter the earth electromagnetic poles

[@kar1r1guzo0ra7]

Electrokinesis is a pretty good power. Being able to fly, control metal, and charge all me electronics sounds pretty good to me.

[@cultivator514]

It's a power that can be pushed further. Super speed by turning into electricity, telekinesis by charging the mind, teleportation, super strength by charging the body. Invisibility by creating a magnetic field distorting light

[@MazenKarar-e5r]

​@@cultivator514 Yeah makes most conventional superpowers redundant

[@SomeRandomVergilFanboy]

Ngl if I could get powers of any kind I would end up just like Vergil from Devil May Cry

[@Luxius_8]

Aquamancy, aqua shifting and aqua perception. It's all I need to start my JRPG adventure, or end the world on a whim.

[@vexspacey2644]

Ok, god of party tricks.

[@Luxius_8]

@vexspacey2644 I prefer people thinking that rather than them treating me like a real god when they realize that I have control over every living being and can kill them in countless ways. I could also cause famines by controling the weather.

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

​​@@Luxius_8 i like you, you're me fr

[@balkaba3927]

5:21 yea never let this mf get superpowers

[@lordlammi1562]

If you teleport you might no longer be you.

[@zebulaun]

didnt ask, teleporting into your mom's puss

[@TospikKing]

ship of theseus ahh response

[@Familyguyfunnymoments_]

Wouldn't that only apply to teleportation machines and not just having the power yourself

[@unclecheese1157]

"your honor, each time i teleport, my being is reconstructed ENTIRELY DIFFERENT as how it was before, *teleports, steals a whopper from the nearest burger king*, so the man you see before your eyes, didnt really kill and canibalize 3 hookers...

[@akurio64]

@@unclecheese1157 I laughed to death good work

[@Ultimate_Gamer_3000]

I'd also want time stop. I like having time to rest and do nothing so being able to just listen to a song while I walk through a frozen world sounds fun

[@sebaschan-uwu]

Facts bro stopping time without aging would be so cool I'd just chill for hours, probably sleep for 36 hours straight, and then never rest or do anything while time is running. Also literally every time I have a decision to make I'd probably stop time and think about it for 12 hours, then make the optimal choice every single time. Also every time I need to study or practice for something, just grind a few hours while time is stopped.

[@KURENANI]

Facts😊

[@vn9574]

Gotta have Dio's theme blasting on repeat

[@anotherrandomguy8871]

Exactly. This power would be perfect for my procrastinating self.

[@JayJohnson-ls3eq]

How you going to listen to anything if time stop😂

[@crownedshyness9656]

I’d just have superhuman durability & work as a police officer.

[@sakkoyaba4482]

😂😂black violence level rising

[@error-4269]

Nice and simple

[@systemx3403]

​@@sakkoyaba4482💀💀💀

[@Badcop-k3k]

Lawful good

[@LamiaLover]

​@@Badcop-k3kNgl I'd be Spider-Man

[@aboreddudebrowsingyt]

If I could choose a super power it would be comical cartoon character logic, and I'd do goofy harmless shenanigans for shits and giggles

[@Badcop-k3k]

Chaotic Good

[@HeyDudeYouSuck]

That's honestly a great idea. Oh, and if I had to work a labouring job, I'd definitely choose the Popeye starter pack, the Dr. Livesey knowledge and strength, the Tom and Jerry speed, ingenuity, and foolery and to be able to control my powers if I want to be strong or weak or normal to not accidentally unalive someone.

[@crumdrum]

Like plastic man almost

[@dariusporter358]

So Toon Force.

[@baziworld]

it is not a common super power , but i remember that arcueid from tsukihime series got this power which allows her to alter her body, this power allows her to be as strong as she needs , or as weak as she needs , when she doesn't need , she matches a human in speed , strength , etc...but when she wants , she is basically god of nasuverse, if you have this power , when you want it , you can be fast enough to travel in light speed , but when you don't want , you can continue a normal life , EASY , it really does not have any drawbacks(like for example , people forget that , how much hard it is to be superman, constantly holding back to not hurt people around yourself), teleportation also got drawbacks , if you suddenly teleports in a solid objects (or people) , you might cause irreversible damage (or even nuclear explosion)

[@swindle6644]

Arcueid also has her Marble Phantasm which is basically Reality manipulation

[@ElVigidra]

Mahito Idle transfiguration ahh power

[@Pessi-m7e8h]

If I had super power humans wouldn't exist anymore 🤣🤣🤣

[@JayJohnson-ls3eq]

If I had super powers I would want the ability to erase shit.

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Zeno style ​@@JayJohnson-ls3eq

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Same, but at that point, I'd be a god

[@SilverSurfer1966]

Who does lil bro think he is😂

[@Pessi-m7e8h]

​@@SilverSurfer1966ask your mom😂😂

[@_Irrelevant]

I'd be a superhero. The world is dark enough. Super Strength would probably be my go to, or invulnerability.

[@Thatguy-v4z]

6:44 Oh don't get me started on time stop. Because of kinetic energy science shit, if you stop time, then the kinetic energy of whenever you move has nowhere to go, resulting in everything you touch to immediately explode, including your clothes, the floor, the objects you merely graze your finger with, hell even the air. You essentially turn yourself into a walking nuke.

[@t_gabiuel6058]

If you try to apply logic to this question, all superpowers would have some kind of downside that would make them pratically unusable.

[@TruxySSJ]

bro is really trying to apply physics to superpowers

[@MastaBroshiX]

Healing, teleportation, and the ability to convert anxious energy into raw power

[@Luxius_8]

Aquamancy: controling water with my mind, every single molecule of any state, ion, isotope and hydrogen potential, at any pressure, speed or temperature. Aqua shifting: turning into water and return to flesh as I want, I can also teleport my consiousness into another volume of water. Aqua perception: I can feel anything that's close to a group of water molecules of my choice without any area size limit (basicaly a water sense) Water generation: generating and dissapearing water out of nowhere.

[@user-ni7ui1nk8p]

8:21 knew you’d bring her up 😭

[@JdkdkGhghjg]

The clone high clip reminded me that cleopatra died young.

[@error-4269]

If I had superpowers..... well obviously it's going to depend on what they are. But I'm taking over the world, spreading my ideals and living in Freedom no matter what. And I am going to try to do the best for Humanity.

[@Badcop-k3k]

Pure Good

[@giovannicarrai4389]

bro doesn't care about money or fame only saying the n-word without consequences 💀

[@Brotherkoops]

“Rents due buckaroo”

[@Funnyshovelman]

I want reality overwrite. It’s every superpower. and I could do whatever I want, which would usually just making normal life super convenient

[@Machosause]

Unlimited clean cash that doesn't get the irs involved

[@clevercart79]

Firstly, if you had he power to control probability, its basically just infinite wishes but way better. Second, if you scratch out the power to control probability, theres gravity control which gives you a bunch of super powers people say they'd choose, for example, super strength, speed, flight, invisibility (manipulate gravity to rearrange molecules in the air to reflect light), telekenesis, etc

[@Azraeluchiha999]

Invincibility, super intelligence, flight, super vision, mind control, and super strength. And zenkai boosts.

[@TurkishDebater]

Alternative video title: how to be a national security threat

[@Kgopani3101]

2:41 poatan mentioned?? 🗿" 🏹🏹RAAAHHHH" 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[@RodrigoNROfficial]

Reality warping would be awesome, being able to make ANYTHING you want become a reality, you could like, erase your haters out of the world, spawn a girlfriend, get in shape instantly or become a millionaire in a snap, damn

[@Broski2445]

Ultra instinct, I can become a boxer and dodge every one of my opponents attacks until they're tired and then go for the offense

[@iansilva7422]

14 secs homie, be careful 🌚

[@Tom-zf6yl]

Honestly I’m still under the impression mind control is by far the best. Flight fees? Free for me dude. See that mansion over there? You can just tell the owners to move out. Want 5 million? Just tell the bank to give it to you.

[@Gustaviustwinkelberry]

Yeah mind control is the best ability 😏

[@natures_guardians]

Bro forgot about transformation entirely. When he reads this comment he gonna be like that one guy from the meme like, “oooohhh, oohhhh noooo”

[@Mineoutain]

Ok goffy gobber, gimmie all that chesse you been storing

[@Linklex7]

If I could freeze time I’d freeze it for 8 hours and go to sleep. I felt that bro.

[@sugardady1019]

??? You think goku is between good and bad? Now that I think about it, you might be one to something 🤔

[@ibz]

I heard somewhere that goku doesn’t beat up the villains to save the world but just to have a challenge

[@sugardady1019]

@ that mf’s desire for a good fight overwhelms his sense of heroism. Disgusting selfish hedonist.

[@sugardady1019]

@@ibzthat mfs desire for a good fight overwhelms his sense of heroism.

[@esmineldraaybara6975]

Time stop but it works in exactly the way that i intend it to

[@Kokolitofora]

You on some baby shit with that time stop, real ones know you wait for someone to climb a flight of stairs, stop time, carry them down and then resume time when you're out of sight.

[@heltonsmith6251]

You just turned half of the video into a rant about teleportation 😂😭

[@ItsAkiresuSama]

I would use my Invisibility to catch creeps watching women change

[@_Yombo]

Sure you would

[@swindle6644]

​@@_Yombo he's about to become his own worst enemy

[@_Yombo]

@@swindle6644 Anakin Skywalker

[@Giovanis-Racist-vpn-account]

Bro is the Yap God not the Rap God🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@dannyfox2871]

That juice wrld comment made me roll 😂

[@GUNUFofficial]

I want to have the powers of the wraith from underrated 80s movie "the wraith" that dodge interceptor is sick, id be the fucking nascar phantom.

[@Rudy-y2b]

Wait until you realize you can only telaport yourself not your clothes 💀

[@jackhanver1420]

If I have superpowers... I'm minding my own business and living my life being facilitated by said superpowers.

[@criticaldel]

Here me out, Danny phantom powers

[@fafafafafafa6879]

I'm into environmental adaptation and object duplication. Which means that I can walk in Antarctica with just t-shirt and shorts without freezing over, as well as surviving in desert for weeks without worrying about heat and dehydration. Object duplication because I always forgot where I place my precious things. It has to be manifested through my memory of such object and what it can do.

[@Honestlynothingelse]

Invincibility, super strength, copy appearance, and untraceable dna.

[@LiterallyMahoraga]

The feeling of flying probably outweighs the convenience of teleportation.

[@justsomeguy4955]

Technically, you can fly with teleportation. Teleport in the sky, fall. Teleport up again, fall, rinse & repeat.

[@LiterallyMahoraga]

@justsomeguy4955 Valid🤔

[@mr.trashbear8124]

I would use reality-bending to do whatever I want. I could have thousands of superpowers in a single ability

[@nah_id_sleep]

Dont lie ibz you would be joker if you had superpowers, the way you like clown girls

[@TerminallyOnTheGrind]

in defense of flying, there is a certain kind of thrill you would be able to get by being airborne that you cannot replicate with teleportation. But outside of that it would be definetely be worse

[@Volcano00999]

I will choose flying everytime Imagine drinking coffee in cloud all alone peacefully

[@jesus2639]

Flying can be used to give yourself superhuman strength. You can do superhuman deadlifts or fly sligthly forward when you punch.

[@Dank_Priest]

I want the ability to adjust my luck whenever i want

[@toba6076]

Those guys that be saying they would be a villain will say the most vile things ever 😂

[@Brick_Wall_quote_Entertainment]

I'd just pull a Tony Stark move. What superpowers can you have that you can't already engineer into a sick robot suit?

[@user-zw3qe3tz4u]

I think I would want to be a anti-hero because that’s the closest thing to a hero and a villain combined

[@MuzammilAliAhmadVisual]

"Bro just teleport me there, it's not going to cost you" Cecil: Well let me introduce how this works

[@HamborgorMaine]

why does bro wanna call a black guy the N-word so bad 💀

[@ibz]

No no no that’s if I wanted to be a villain!

[@OnePunchBookWorm]

If I could have 5 powers, I would have Fierce Wings (I can grow red wings to fly and control every single feather and use the biggest ones as swords), Reversion (I create black and white arrows that allow me to reverse a person’s powers, personality traits, gender, skin, and whatever else I can think of), Warp Gate (I create portals made from purple mist that lets me go to different locations, places in time, and dimensions, even fictional ones, and just trap people in the void where their body is in a permanent stasis), Dark Elemental Magic, and invincibility to magical attacks that I can turn off so I can still be affected by magical healing. I would go to different worlds to join different villain groups.

[@markvincent4112]

Flying, you be getting hecka bugs in your face I feel like, I would take teleportation

[@dirtybean2746]

bro called telepathy tlekenisis😂😂

[@TheWipera2010]

Probability manipulation. Probability of me teleporting behind a dude? 100%. You get where im going?

[@skylordthe1st]

I would just be a rascal and do my own thing for my own benefit

[@NeverSaySandwich1]

Teleportation is the ultimate super power

[@Bunni-man-Yes]

my friend told me that if he was able to just respawn next day after dying, then he would jump under trains for funny

[@84manunited]

Shapeshifting is the best power to have

[@ScientObject40]

Telekinesis and shapeshifting for me. If I train enough, I can pretty much replicate 99% of superpowers with those.

[@martysmaps7411]

not only is teleportation just objectively better than flying, but also telekinesis, just stand on something and make that thing fly

[@antdawgjr]

Chaos Control. Time Manipulation and Teleportation in one.

[@banannaman3322]

Dude you continue to make hilarious content keep doing you bro and keep it up!😁

[@JohnathanMiddleman]

Kindly requesting that you make a video about the lunchly thing, logan paul drink, the hawk tuah podcast and the new ksi song. Or as I like to call them, the four brainrots of the apocalypse.

[@ibz]

Exposing myself to that shit for research would not be worth the money the video would generate. You couldn’t pay me enough to watch that shit

[@Luxius_8]

​@@ibz you made a video about Jay-Z's lips, you proved to post anything when it's time to pay the bills

[@JohnathanMiddleman]

@@ibz Dog you survived performance art. This is NOTHING compared to that.

[@Familyguyfunnymoments_]

​@@ibzCoward.

[@TospikKing]

​@@ibzthis will surelly age nicely

[@джоксиджо]

Teleportation, portals, time control, Zeno boost

[@Ah-wb5le]

We got this but no clown girl vid. Think about that

[@Jodipo]

Time Stop/Deceleration is one of my top power choices.

[@supertheblueoctagon]

if you're gonna go for time stop you might aswell just go for complete time manipulation (includes things like time stop, slow down time, speed up time, reverse time)

[@highlands1534]

time stop, invisibility, super strength, memory wipe

[@aestronom1920]

yall are sleeping on shapeshifting

[@captainbube1217]

Broooo teleporting away after screaming the n word at some random guy would be so fucking evil 😂 what kind of petty flex 😂😂😂

[@crumdrum]

Elasticity would be such a cool and goofy power to have

[@justinambru8529]

I'm pretty sure that is not how teleportation works in regards to time travel. But I digress.

[@Midenmiru75]

Shape shifting is an underrated one

[@eyaph]

"marlin monroe" MARILYN 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@A.T.P.SOLDAT]

Me personally, I'd want to have bullet time

[@chaozgaming8565]

If I had a superpower, I'd just want "The dedication to see things through to the end." That might as well be a superpower with a short attention span- Like saying "I'm gonna work hard and complete college with a degree" And the power made you have the willpower to do that. Like bro, I'd kill for that power-

[@LoneMyth]

My super powers is paying bills.

[@ZenXaiGoatedFR]

Flight, Instant Transmission (Teleportation), actualization, and healing, and materialization

[@Kajimo_No7]

forgot to say that he would bring back that famous painter if he was a Necromancer

[@thesneakymemedealer5071]

personally if i had to pick any non-OP power to have i'd go with the ability to detect whatever i'm looking for is, just for convenience

[@Atrael]

Alternative title: Ibz meat riding teleportation