Ichiban and his friends play with guns

[@goahr5000]

forgot to take his anti-psychosis pills

[@onlinings9408]

yakuza online accurate ichiban:

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

​@libtarddestroyer7568 In Yakuza Online, a Japanese exclusive mobile game, Ichiban was a way more ruthless Yakuza than the main games show

[@SnowEspeon]

@libtarddestroyer7568 Yakuza Online Ichiban would twist mainline Ichiban into a pretzel

[@michaelchallis4129]

I do get it

[@SnowEspeon]

@libtarddestroyer7568 Online Ichiban would reduce mainline Ichiban to a pretzel KZbin deleted my last comment because they don't want you to know how much of a unit Online Ichiban is

[@aerodynamo4874]

​@libtarddestroyer7568 Mainline Ichiban is a lovable teddy bear of passion. Ryu Ga Gotoku ONLINE (RGGO) Ichiban once stole the gun out of a Yakuza who was too scared to shoot a helpless person who was down on the ground and then shot that person more than 15 times in critical spots.

[@HaCPaH0]

Ichiballs's schizophrenia knows no bounds

[@DaniZeAlmighty]

Itchyballs goes coocoo crazy

[@toastedt140]

​@@DaniZeAlmighty he's a wacky coocky little guy

[@interritum]

0:32 i have no idea why i was expecting him to shoot up a ramen joint

[@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks]

Essence of 18 count

[@lee-oe7rr]

Round 2

[@liveakiyamareaction]

saejima jumpscare

[@mrbloxy8595]

"joint" *"Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!" flashbacks*

[@gigachad364]

If you think about it ichiban was in prison for 18 years 💀 Coincidence?

[@joshsong1713]

“you didn’t have to method act to the point you just got rid of two of your friends”

[@gupatchand9987]

Did they die?

[@realgamergirl4638]

@@gupatchand9987 Yes.

[@crunkl]

yakuza cutscenes if guns acted the same as gameplay

[@bruhcmouth5494]

Oh god we’re sacrificing friends for the power of brawler again

[@kerrowe]

Like a Brawler!

[@nonfunnyguy6608]

ichiban plays silly mod once and this happens

[@scarymeunster9095]

Ichiban if he had actual schizophrenic episodes instead of imagination :

[@someraccoon4690]

“Kasuga, are you sure it’s okay to be firing *real* guns at each other?!” “Okay nobody fire at Nanba, he’s scaaaaaared!”

[@Fervus18]

Hey at least you're doin better than the guy from Robocop!

[@KaiKrimson56]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this.

[@hoovyaj]

Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth if America was accurate

[@muienpantaipr6929]

Seems pretty American to me, what are you talking about?

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

Itchybum got a random Nishikiyama Akira moment and shot his friends until they both died

[@RightHandMain]

Essence of Cutscene Daigo

[@killyo5302]

Lore accurate America

[@cursedryona6265]

0:29 The exact moment he remembered Double homicide is a crime.

[@Handlelesswithme]

Infinite wealth if we didn’t see things In Ichiban’s perspective

[@Sputnik_Man]

0:20 "This hoodlum wanted money and he pointed gun right at me!"

[@Liberty_Gamer]

hod on officer that man iz no seef

[@pendragonkiwami]

Lore accurate Ichiban:

[@BasedPeter]

Now he can have a proper duel with Daigo

[@ZerothMask]

Ichi but he isn't as forgiving as canon

[@SnowEspeon]

0:08 That's more of a revolver technique. But that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good.

[@anhkiet1304ishere]

Truely an American classic

[@datdude5886]

I dying at everybody in background walking around like this is normal. Lmao.

[@reel_shapefulobject]

how kid's mind be like when they were playing a water gun fight

[@mrbloxy8595]

"Rubber bullets"

[@apurpledragon]

As a certified White American male (trademark pending) I can confirm this is 100% accurate to our day to day lives

[@painexotic3757]

They're Asian tho

[@teknyon]

@@painexotic3757it’s an American joke about guns

[@Comic3665]

@@painexotic3757they're in hawaii (america)

[@atlasreborn7221]

"trademark pending" great

[@Monsolido]

In the end she really saw the Honolulu City Lights

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

Oh so this is how you unlock the "mourning" job class. I didn't know cuz i never used guns in this game.

[@KurohyoShinso]

Wow, they really payed attention to the physics…!

[@unoriginalperson72]

I know, the bullet physics sure are something

[@FrankLeeYoung]

Yakuza without context will never not be entertaining

[@thomasrichter4726]

Please explain wtf is happening im so lost...

[@atlasreborn7221]

@@thomasrichter4726 This is the job revelation for the "Desperado" job In the cutscene they were actually using water guns but this scene was modded to use actual guns. Which is just for funnies.

[@politicalchair487]

Ichi got that Saejima energy and started shooting everyone around him

[@thetimkazakh.624]

"how do we show that game now takes place in US?"

[@dopey473]

Max Payne remakes lookin dope

[@wonderfultaco7853]

This reminds me of that family guy skit where they play with real guns instead of airsoft guns

[@mr.marvin]

Then we never see them again in LAD9.

[@CrazyPills-465]

Essence of Alec Baldwin

[@kiryuchansboyfriend]

Lore accurate United States beach episode:

[@bakasenpaidesu]

😂😂😂

[@sir_howl]

Ichiban entering American culture

[@charliemcmillan4561]

the japanese enjoying and engrossing themselves in american culture

[@arielmalsireal5453]

Japan LOVES TO MOCKING USA

[@rh906]

They should do it more often.

[@buhurmumlul]

yakuza 8 if they have multiple endings this one is ending X prolly damn... fly high chitose and tomi 🥲

[@CornBreadtm1]

This is a pretty normal game in North Philly.

[@TheExFatal]

I think being in the US is getting to them a bit too much

[@oof5600]

“A necessary sacrifice”

[@HenriqueHCA14]

Someone probably told Ichi about the Jingweon massacre and 18 count Saejima, then he started to have some ideas

[@LtheOriginal]

I wonder what Nanba's thinking here...

[@PsyEdaz4u]

Honolulu...city...broad daylight...gun...fights...one more time!

[@derpedfox]

CHA CHA CHA CHA

[@Jop9099]

​@@derpedfoxCHA CHA CHA CHA CHA

[@mistersir2992]

The first thing foreigners are required to do upon entering the U.S.

[@JTMHoneycombs]

Remember kids, don't play with guns.

[@otakamerd1220]

Saejima: “Hey be careful guys, always check that the safety is on!”

[@try_wk4687]

Essence of saejima

[@megakaioken9386]

this is an S-tier shitpost i love it

[@tolikpro-2006g]

You like friends with play toy:😊 You like friends with play gun:🗿

[@popinmo]

what japenese think a average american beach day is like

[@SantiagoFerrebus]

bro ended his friends 💀

[@rh906]

Who needs friends?

[@TheAntonicKnight]

What Japan thinks America is like

[@rh906]

They aren't wrong. They just don't understand that freedom works by being able to defend yourself and not be baby'd and trust the people with guns with help you. Something Americans seem to have forgotten.

[@mrbanditos3583]

Oh cool, Ichiban found the rubber ammo collection

[@Delicashilous]

As a Yakuza 7 Player, the last few seconds got me good 😂

[@doonishsan]

Definitely an America moment

[@rh906]

In the big cities with all the brainlets voting for it, yup.

[@MrVireon]

Remember kids playing with guns is Fun as hell but you can only play once....

[@north-jd4mw]

“Me and my friends have a healthy relationship,” Their relationship:

[@yamfunc9941]

True American experience

[@samhimstone8941]

I will never unsee the fingers clipping into the gun, please help!

[@gangstablook5846]

And then Kiryu took out his .50 from Dead Souls

[@prosaic.7944]

This is peak yakuza.

[@TitanChromeE]

Ichibum forgot he was in a cutscene with guns

[@curixthewolf3153]

Itchy Bun’s schizophrenia has gotten outta hand it seems.

[@howmanynamesaretaken]

Alec Baldwin on set

[@Josh-wq1pw]

Glad to see they are feeling the American spirit. I remember when my siblings and I used to hit each other with slugs during family beach day. .32s hurt

[@dragonar4311]

ichiban forgot he's still in America

[@lhfirex]

Damn I didn't know they got Alec Baldwin to play Ichiban!

[@lambda-m1676]

Yakuza characters after realizing they can just fake their deaths

[@zanygamerx]

See THIS is why i wont play yakuza games. I enjoy the lack of context way too much.

[@arcadealchemist]

the opening to american assasin would be totally diffrent

[@defenem73]

Don't worry, he probably used rubber bullets. in Yakuza 9 you will go to a hostess club and one of the waiter and one of the hostess there will be very familiar.

[@sannysnipes]

Gorillaz - Kidz with Guns

[@fresh9530]

saejima would be in tears right now

[@Smuggerino]

They fit in normally in America

[@croutoncrumbs26]

Thank god they used rubber guns and bullets or else!

[@CamperCarl00]

*_Essence of 'Murica_*

[@MarioSonic46]

Eyyy at least they had fun in the end.

[@tensho4]

This reminded of a very funny family guy skit.

[@lectorkaveli2816]

Why the heck did that guy in the shorts creep up on him rather than just shooting from a distance...?

[@hanszeflammenwaffe6433]

I wonder how long does his brain took process to realise he is using a real bullet?

[@kyschoo3075]

Whahahaha !!! Ce montage est excellent, je me suis plié de rire.

[@rh906]

I can always rely on the East Asian island dwellers for things like this.

[@zulucruz664]

Essence of Friendlyfire

[@elijahherstal776]

If this is set in Hawaii, then that makes no sense. This is absolutely a normal beach day in Florida, though.

[@longfa2007]

Just another day in Florida.

[@arielmalsireal5453]

Bro Took The Real Water Gun On Next Lvl Also USA:

[@tombraiserzombie2581]

It would’ve been more funny if you used the revolvers

[@lfvgamerbro]

It's okay guys, it was his schizophrenia that killed them, but they're not dead! I mean, just look at Yum...oh...never mind...

[@gingerbread_GB]

I have no idea what I just watched.

[@guillermoelnino]

An american vacation :D

[@ryubeno14]

That’s so good 😂😂😂

[@lovveen431]

average american beach activity

[@jebbbungo7873]

pause at 0:15 if you wanna get bricked up by looking at tomizawa

[@derpedfox]

GYATT

[@platinumgamer498]

Typical day in America. In Japanese movies I guess

[@kokroughtoss1257]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!😢

[@motorcycle-man]

Typical day out in Florida.

[@legacy321anipoke]

Wait how did you even edit it? I get the gun model swap but the effects and blood?