Star Trek Replicator

[@uss_04]

I wanted a Star Trek Replicator But I got a Stargate Replicator instead, and now my planet is being turned to grey goo by Metal Lego Spiders.

[@fjccommish]

You need a deus ex machina.

[@Idazmi7]

+US That's why you don't buy from Ferengi.

[@asianfireflie]

US cool

[@tungsten8290]

Its funny how similar the Borg / Replicators are across shows, and how both ended up having some kind of human form individual to interact with further into the show...

[@drunkrdm]

they're more "mechano" spiders then "lego" >.>

[@Mark_The_Chemist]

Asks for pan fried catfish and gets a plate that includes cornbread and greens. Well played computer....well played.

[@keatoncampbell820]

I couldn't tell if it was collard greens or not, but there should've been some crawdads

[@ShadowsandCityLights]

Looked old and nasty though

[@jukio02]

Looks like wild rice, too.

[@P4RC3V4L]

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[@chompchompnomnom4256]

The knife and fork even had tiger stripe handles!

[@nomnomcalm5806]

Find someone who looks at you like how Trip looks at a plate of catfish...

[@kenpoarniceguy1]

You mean with disgust?

[@LordTalax]

A cannibal?

[@barkingnoise]

"not bad"

[@francisdhomer5910]

lol

[@wkcia]

T'pol did... just went straight to the source. Or should I say sauce? :D

[@gginnj]

Would a vegetarian eat steak created by a replicator? If the reason they don't eat meat is because it would kill an animal.

[@Icureditwithmybrain]

But you already know the answer to that question.

[@remo687]

I think the practical ones would not eat steak since they are vegetarians for health reasons or simply don't like meat. The ones that are vegetarians on principal might go for it though. Of course, there are always the nut-jobs that will find some way to be offended by this and think of ways to protest it, throw their tantrums for any whatever reason.

[@JakkFrost1]

"You tortured those innocent molecules into contorting out of their natural form, then slaughtered them, simply to satisfy your bloodlust!"

[@epiendless1128]

Depends on the vegetarian. Some have no moral qualms, but don't like the taste.

[@Bluecatte]

I've got a few vegetarian friends that make exceptions for things like fish and chicken that are clearly incapable of any kind of sentience testing, but they'd jump at what ggin nj is proposing in a heartbeat.

[@facelessman9224]

Captain Archer: "This is very, very disturbing." Tucker: "This is some good catfish."

[@skippythealien9627]

not mutually exclusive lmao

[@ifunanya24]

🤣

[@BogeyTheBear]

Two ends of the same string.

[@romancandle416]

So Trip comes across a device than can give him literally anything he wants right away...and he asks for catfish. Only Southerners will understand.

[@timcollins7803]

Blackened catfish is to die for!

[@Zellig]

I'm Chicago and even I would do this xD

[@Zellig]

But if the thing puts Ketchup on my Hot Dog I'm breaking it.

[@silverschooner5821]

Absolutely!!!! 🙃😜

[@Synthmilk]

@@Zellig blasphemy, ketchup, mustard and relish are mandatory hot dog toppings.

[@notallthatbad]

This episode was fantastic, really stuck out to me. That cold, silent station repairing Enterprise while harboring a dark secret. Loved everything about it.

[@jetuber]

It was easily the best episode of this otherwise flawed series; the episode that felt by far the most like the original Star Trek series.

[@andytay5507]

actually, we are close to that with 3D printers now.

[@shibolinemress8913]

I love that horribly annoying computer, voiced (I believe) by Roxanne Dawson!

[@overlordp.3758]

@@andytay5507 yeah.. like an few hundred years.

[@andytay5507]

@@overlordp.3758 More like 20-30.

[@cqtaylor]

00:52 Ladies and gentlemen: This is the first, the last, and perhaps the only time you'll see cornbread, collard greens, red beans & rice, with catfish on Star Trek.

[@virginiaconnor8350]

True, but surely, Dr. McCoy might've eaten them somewhere else or some other time off the ship. He was probably familiar with fried catfish too.

[@star-army]

What about Sisko's dad's Cajun restaurant?

[@theshlauf]

@@star-army They mostly talk about the food. We don't really get a full shot of the plate.

[@cqtaylor]

@Joshua Knighten Agreed!

[@Ryan_Christopher]

I got used to eating those very things while I was in the U.S. Air Force. My base was in Louisiana, and I'm from Manila, by way of Los Angeles. SE Asia has the rice and greens, but no red beans, and the catfish aren't pan-fried. Corn bread isn't a thing, unless you count the corn muffins in the _Kenny Roger's Roasted Chicken_ restaurants' menu.

[@ered203]

Comes with cornbread, dirty rice and collard greens. Damn right, space computer. Damn right.

[@BogeyTheBear]

"Chili is one of the great peasant foods, and I dare say the greatest contributions America has given to world cuisine. With corn bread, sour cream and onions, it provides all five essences deemed vital by the sages of the orient: Sweet, salty, pungent, bitter, and sour." -- Nero Wolfe, "The Next Witness"

[@DanYHKim2]

The full cultural context.

[@andrewworley4401]

Archer was not happy that the station had been monitoring Enterprises data. That surprised me instead of being awestruck at the tech in front of him he was more concerned about potential data infiltration.

[@JorgeFabrizio]

I'd say at that point, enough new and unfamiliar things tried to kill him and his crew that it wouldn't make sense for him not to be wary.

[@TheTattorack]

He's the captain of his ship. He's obviously awestruck by the tech, but he also has the responsibility of keeping his crew safe, so he doesn't have the luxury that Trip here has.

[@supremeownage8995]

And as discovered later, a completely legitimate concern. That station does not have their interests in mind....

[@claudemaassen2963]

andrew worley If you read the Enterprise books you would see why Archer is concerned.

[@Knightwolf1875]

@@supremeownage8995 And it rebuilt itself too. I'd of made sure the place was melted down.

[@theevilascotcompany9255]

00:29 "It is capable of replicating almost any inanimate object." "One Ensign Mayweather please! Oh snap!"

[@christianjonker8181]

His eyes are so lifeless, IT'S PERFECT!

[@ernestmac13]

I believe things like explosives and complex things like a tricorder may not be able to be replicated; if memory serves me correctly.

[@ImperativeGames]

@@ernestmac13 they were blocked for the crew by Starfleet you mean? There should be no technical problems with that. Actually "building" ships with giant replicators would be very practical.

[@andytay5507]

that's mean, but funny simultaneously.

[@benshearer1710]

His face when he saw the catfish materialise was pure joy like a kid enjoying his new found toy

[@JohnCastleSmokeless]

And T'Pol's face at the end. "Typical fuckin' humans..."

[@McGowanForge]

If replicators ever become a reality, the first thing you better order is tea, earl grey, hot That is star Trek law

[@johncunningham6928]

Or coffee...!

[@MRJK87.]

as tony stark once said, "well, you're not wrong."

[@user.9999matrix]

Yes the replicators are possible

[@kyvilfongkot6372]

What about tasty lizard pellets

[@madvulcan8964]

Me: Can it give me a working copy of CyberPunk 2077? Ship's Computer: Insufficient data to meet request. Me: (Punches the console) What good are you then?!

[@oxmys]

Trip: "If we had one of these in Engineering, we could stop recycling our Star Trek plots!"

[@buzz4633]

We boldly go were we've been before!

[@User8571]

Those dang plasma injectors always needing replacement regardless of what the current predicament is. They're like the vacuum tubes of the future.

[@aussierule]

@@User8571 The Enterprise in this series was legit held together with duct tape lmao. Might as well have been.

[@virginiaconnor8350]

Especially any with holo-programmes added by the "TNG" crew-like that last episode!

[@Shadothecat]

@@virginiaconnor8350 still convince the whole enterprise series is just riker's holodeck program

[@Paul-A01]

I really liked Enterprise as a series. Mundane concerns about spare parts and a home cooked meal feel very human and relatable, especially when you're lightyears away from home.

[@toddkes5890]

To me Enterprise should have been a bit more 'brutalistic' in nature. Make a giant wall between the crewed areas and the main antimatter reactor, that you can only go into while wearing heavier protection gear. Ten-Forward would look like the interior of a passenger submarine rather than a lounge. Airlocks would lead into a decontamination room directly, and there would be cleaning going on during stories (good plot point about one spot being missed and causing an infection). The main body would be a cylinder with a heavy navigation deflector at the front with the bridge poking just over the top. The warp nacelles would each be almost as big as the main hull. Almost like a Star Wars Y-Wing in shape. As the series goes on you would have refits going on so the ship slowly becomes more like TOS Enterprise, in both arrangement and capability. As to plots, they had so much potential. All the races that are friends in TOS, are new races in Enterprise. All the plots in TOS you can write predecessor ideas that would lead to the stories in TOS. For different races Archer would have to do diplomacy between them, calm down wars, set up trade agreements, etc. For example Enterprise might meet two planets that are fighting each other. Archer gets the two planets to set up a communications relay to try and talk to each other. Instead the governments of Eminiar and Vendikar use the channel to simulate war on each other instead (the root causes of the war were never solved).

[@User8571]

"Computer: 10 replicators.".

[@bobojr456]

I mean there are limits...like you can't ask for 10 NX-01s.

[@masvindu]

@@bobojr456 Actually, I just rewatched this episode, and the station they are on is capable of replicating any part of the NX-01 bit by bit to repair it. So technically, it can replicate the whole thing, it would just take a very long time. That particular replicator unit of course has its limits though :P

[@bobojr456]

@@masvindu I was referring to this particular unit. Good episode. One of my favorites.

[@drake8050]

That's like wishing to a Genie for more wishes. It would never fly!

[@Kenneth2413]

While you likely couldn't ask for a replicator, you could ask for the information to build one! The 1st thing I asked for would be blue prints of how to make that replicator as well as instructions on how to install it, and how to fix it.

[@moverandashaker1996]

If I saw a replicator in real life, I'd be geeking out way more than that.

[@socialmedia4637]

Agreed. We'd be gibbering like idiots peeing ourselves because we requested a marble 😂

[@MrStrikecentral]

@@socialmedia4637 Perfection!

[@MrStrikecentral]

I'd ask for a nonlethal lightsaber, then pass out when I turn it on.

[@zairman]

@TheSmithersy Make sure to enunciate or you'll get "Pee, Pearl Craigie, Hot!". :D

[@malis9045]

>literally a machine that will make hunger, thirst, poverty and fucking work a thing of the past >pAn FriED cAtfiSh

[@wessonsmithjr.6257]

Trip was like, whatever Capt. I am going to stay here and eat my catfish.

[@wizardsuth]

Since the replicator does not produce living things, all of the food it makes would be sterile. The cheese would not have any bacterial culture in it, and lettuce would no longer be alive. If left uneaten, food might spoil is a very odd way. You might also have problems if your intestinal flora were wiped out, for example by an antibiotic, since the replicator would not make any bacteria to replace them.

[@DomWeasel]

That is something I've never seen anyone bring up before.

[@falconwind00]

That's a very good point. Though, in theory, it's a problem that would exist even today. On a Mars mission, for example, the food would need to be preserved for long-term use, which means sterilization by pasteurization or irradiation. I suppose on long voyages, the crew might need probiotic supplements, either supplied, or made on board. I can totally imagine Neelix brewing beer, baking sourdough, and aging cheese in a cargo bay.

[@crackwitz]

A molecular replicator might have *protocols preventing* the creation of living things but it should be *able* to create them. The transporter does it.

[@gort5583]

That is a very good point! It is surprising though that it cannot replicate bacteria as it is similar to a transporter which can reproduce living things so why can't it?

[@Detson404]

@@gort5583 Because Star Trek never follows an idea beyond what makes for good tv. Really, we should have ships with skeleton crews but the ability to beam in any expert crew-person from the buffer at a moments notice. We should have away teams backing themselves up before dangerous missions. Violent death should be a minor inconvenience… but that’s not good tv.

[@FireurchinProductionsByzantium]

Star trek: harnesses replicators to produce near endless supply of wealth eliminating scarcity Stargate: destroys planet

[@yazanmowed]

@Erik Mikkelsaar technically an entire galaxy as we know that the Asgard’s galaxy is mostly barren in relation to technological societies now, and don’t think for a second that the Asgard were not desperate enough to wipe whole star systems if a single shuttle with replicators on board made it through their defenses. They turned the sun of their own home world into a black hole for God’s sake.

[@sirellyn]

You always have scarcity. In this case it's scarcity of energy.

[@wanderingwriter3958]

@@sirellyn true but energy in Star Trek is generally clean and abundant with anti matter and similar sources of power. The true scarcity is the admittedly few, materials that can’t be replicated.

[@sirellyn]

@@wanderingwriter3958 Humans have already had numerous breakthroughs where things seemed "unlimited". They never were. We had "unlimited" energy with the first energy grids. What did people do? Find ways of using it all up. The passenger pigeon and bison were called "unlimited" in their time. As were fish in the sea. Wealth isn't created by a "limitless" resource. Are you ultra rich because you have "unlimited" air? Wealth is created when someone innovates a solution that allows for greater access/availability to something which before was scarce and in demand. 1. The assumption of the elimination of scarcity tends to make people over use/waste that resource until the limits are seen. 2. Wealth is created by doing the reverse. Making something more scarce, into something more plentiful. In other words, if you cut off ways of innovating for wealth, no matter how plentiful things are, you are destined for destitution.

[@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597]

@@sirellyn Well,ST is probably three to four centuries late,and the ST Humans got a map-reset as well as early alien tech support so......

[@Darthjardius]

T'pol: "It's genome is stored in the Enterprise's computer, as is the recipe, this station evidently scanned our database" Captain Archer: "It would have been nice to have been asked, I can only imagine what else this thing knows about us" Trip: They had something similar on earth in the 21st century, they called it Google.

[@NinjaChris77]

So true, lol ... and again, Star Trek predicted the future 🤣🤣

[@NinjaChris77]

@ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ i know THAT, lol. But the fact that they literally track half the things we do in our lifes, especially with smartphones now wasnt a thing back in the early 2000s when this show was made.

[@aecides3203]

Taken out of the immediate context of the episode, this quote sounds like Archer is worried the station found his porn stash.

[@AzguardMike]

@@aecides3203 yup, "ill be in my ready room" runs to his quarters and deletes his edition of Vulcan Love Slave

[@1SevenCirclesDesign]

Computer, locate @@NinjaChris77

[@Fiaeofficial]

The look Archer gives Trip at 0:48 is brilliant like "Come on Trip there's no way this is gonna work, but fine let's see" Also "I doubt there's a catfish within 130 light-years" is a great quote to hear out of context lol

[@NeoTechni]

The equivalent of "See any cows around here?"

[@taylorbesharah8]

probably my 2nd favorite out of context line, only beaten by "Computer deactivate iguana"

[@patrickradcliffe3837]

What Archer failed to remember is chef had five kilos of frozen catfish in ships cold stores.

[@breadedfishstrip]

@@taylorbesharah8 Take the cheese to sickbay

[@inugumu]

I just love how T'Pol just turns away as he eats his catfish with that 'Jeez this human and his meat eating' look on her face

[@virginiaconnor8350]

Maybe the smell was distasteful to her. Being Vulcan, she was very sensitive to smells-even with her nasal inhibitor.

[@inugumu]

@@virginiaconnor8350 How much of a nightmare it is for a Vulcan to be around humans. I mean if I understand right

[@inugumu]

Vulcans dont sweat

[@virginiaconnor8350]

@@inugumu I guess you didn't see "Bounty" or "Impulse"? In "Bounty". She was sweating in the De-con chamber and Phlox said she was running a slight fever-no doubt a combination of the spores and maybe the Pa'nar Syndrome making her body and mind thinking she was going through pon farr. In "Impulse", Corp. Hawkins gave her water because she was I'll from the Terellium-D. Later, after her angry spell, she was sweating and wiping her brow and face. Maybe they only sweat when dehydrated or ill of both.

[@virginiaconnor8350]

@@inugumu That's why they meditate. When T'Pol didn't meditate to facilitate Tolaris's experiment, she had a bad dream. I doubted She mediated before the bad shower dream with Trip.She also admitted that she didn't get to meditate to Archer after she broke his desk in "Damage". Probably true, but she was under the influence of her Terellium-D withdrawal and had learnt to use this excuse in "Bounty" to defray Phlox's attention to get out of the room.

[@freakyflow]

Reminds me of the Irishman that gets 3 wishes from a genie ..Tells the Genie I want a tall pint of beer But as soon as it is empty it refills its self forever ...Pooof ! Gets the beer drinks it ..refills drinks it refills drinks it Genie asks What is your two other wishes? ..Irishman says : I'll have two more of those glasses !

[@BlueSatoshi]

What was his third wish?

[@alistairknight2561]

@@BlueSatoshi Three more glasses.

[@relaxwhc]

Doctor Strange did that to Thor

[@honzasenbauer612]

But that beer had zero foam and I come from a very beer heavy country where you always get foam and the beer tastes gorgeous. If I had Pilsner Urquell in the glass I would have taken that deal

[@jackuzi8252]

Unlimited beer doesn't pay the rent. With two more of those, he could sell them for enough to never have to work again...and sit around drinking beer all day. He was one smart Irishman.

[@DimitriYar]

Jolene Blalock did a hell of a job as T´Pol.

[@senseweaver01]

@F-zero91maru You know there are pretty girls on Earth right? The likelihood of an extra-terrestrial species looking even remotely human are astronomically small

[@jeffreymeehan3116]

@@senseweaver01 Not as small as you'd think. They would have to be tool users with forward facing "eyes". Omnivorous with an interest in being warm as well. Upright is a strong possibility as is Mammalian. But I think the Tholians and Edosians are more realistic than the Klingons.

[@senseweaver01]

@@jeffreymeehan3116 I didn't say they wouldn't be similar, I said they wouldn't LOOK similar. Forward facing eyes may be the only similarity. They don't actually need to be warm, they might not be omnivorous either, you've just assumed that for no reason - there are humans who aren't omnivorous. They might not even be bipedal. They could be aquatic, or subterranean. They just reached that point of technology because they persevered and evolved.

[@jeffreymeehan3116]

@@senseweaver01 We needed animal protein to grow our big brains. We needed fire to keep us warm and to make tools. So would any other species. Reptiles had a much earlier start and they didn't evolve anywhere near the same patterns as us. Bipedal is unlikely but I said upright. Something like a scorpion or centaur isn't impossible. That's why I said Edosians. Subterranean people wouldn't need heat or light so they wouldn't use fire. Eyes are liabilities to moles after all. Aquatics that travel interstellar would need access to metals meaning fire and using tools so no flippers. If you can't create or use a knife, you can't create warp drive or a spaceship to house it in.

[@thehungrylittlenihilist]

I like that the database includes cornbread and collards AND a lemon twist for garnish.

[@Loosehead]

And on a plate, with knife and fork. No chopsticks in a bento box? Should have gotten Hoshi to ask it.

[@theshlauf]

@@Loosehead It's probably that detailed in case they swap recipes with an alien civilization that might not automatically serve their food on plates or use a fork and knife.

[@heimskr2881]

It always makes me happy when I recognize some actors in a show. The guy on the left in Michael from Stargate Atlantis, and the guy on the right is Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap.

[@andytay5507]

and if you don't, that's what IMDB is for.

[@Scripture-Man]

This scene would have been greatly improved with just a little fake steam coming from the dish. It looks cold.

[@dgcpinoy]

Lee Bee like Janeway's personal replicator replicating a "liquified" pot roast!

[@eolsunder]

and it would have been better if it didn't give him a whole meal, when all he asked for was a pan fried catfish. The computer doesn't just make up other stuff unless you ask. Just like when she asked for cold water, it didn't include a lemon wedge or make it carbonated cold water, etc. It would have just given him the fish, no veggies or bread included.

[@normanlee6609]

@@eolsunder ...very likely the entire dish was also in the database. Remember, there is a live Chef as a member of the crew. In his kitchen menu database is a full description for the pan fried catfish dish so as Tucker's request was for food, the space station gave what it believed was requested . Now if Tucker only asked for a catfish, very likely it would be a uncooked catfish, possibly living.

[@AndyKennett]

@@normanlee6609 It wouldn't of been living, a notable plot point of this episode is that life is one of the few things this tech CAN'T replicate, so it would definately of been a dead catfish (probbly akin to a freshly caught one from a fish market)

[@normanlee6609]

@@AndyKennett ....excellent point. I stand corrected

[@TerraverseCo]

"Computer: One Bar of Gold" "Computer: One giant Diamond as big as my head." "Computer: I want McDonalds French Fries." "Computer: I need a new RAM Stick for my PC." "Computer: I want The Complete Set of Star Trek on Bluray." Replicator: Done.

[@sasquatchhadarock968]

Computer, one competent, honest politician, please. *enterprise spontaneously implodes*

[@Necrobadger]

@@sasquatchhadarock968 Why would making Burnie Sanders cause it to explode?

[@robertlange2526]

@@Necrobadger One: Replicators can't create life. Two: Ron Paul is the closest, honest politician we have had in the last 20 years, and that M.D. was not read in on a lot. Three: Bernie was a sell out that can not be trusted.

[@Necrobadger]

@@robertlange2526 The second you said Ron Paul was honest I couldn't read any more. I was laughing too hard.

[@larnregis]

Two androids/robots which look and feel like a real person, one with the image of T'Pol, the other with the image of Seven of Nine.

[@terryauer2518]

I think they should have scanned the food and water with a tricorder first like they do everything else

[@guyincognito9484]

oh Jolene Blalock where art thou!!!

[@andytay5507]

agreed.

[@NateSean]

Soon the whole galaxy will know Captain Archer's Pornhub preferences.

[@crackwitz]

It involves water polo for sure.

[@KariIzumi1]

Jonathan Archer 🤝 Beckett Mariner Andorian porn

[@JorgeRodriguez-po7kx]

Never miss an episode of these Series When was in the SYFY Channel and watched primary for T'pol Really Like Her back in the day

[@haweater1555]

Archer was wincing when he was imagining what horrible thing would materialize if the replicator misinterpreted the request (poor kitty).

[@JB-yb4wn]

Would have been funny if the replicator just plonked a whole fried catfish on the plate, as asked.

[@francoisedeguire9248]

Ouiii, absolument et le plus rapidement possible. Cela fait des années qu'on nous montre ces technologies dans tous les films de Science-Fiction comme étant de la fiction. Hé bien maintenant, cela deviendra notre réalité !....Merci beaucoup de ce rappel...:-)

[@jt4369]

Wow, how nice. Not only did get the catfish, but collard greens, cornbread and dirty rice. That's a real Southern sensibility there.

[@JB-yb4wn]

Just missing the succotash.

[@Aethgeir]

This is by far my favorite episode of Enterprise. There's no elaborate story arcs, no silly inter-species politics, just a perfect little science-fiction bottle episode!

[@gfh110]

For me it's a tie between this one and the Catwalk episode.

[@SamuelBlack84]

@@gfh110 Yeah, on the catwalk 😄

[@MultiverseCODM]

Which episode is it?

[@Aethgeir]

@@MultiverseCODM I believe it's called "Dead Stop"

[@Loosehead]

A replicator is an inevitable development from a transporter - you just preload the pattern buffer with one of a series of pre-recorded patterns.

[@Warriorking.1963]

This was a really good episode, one of many.

[@SvendleBerries]

"Ill have two number 9s, a number 9 large..."

[@benjaminschiel3339]

Computer: Request denied. acording to your medical database you are not allow to eat that kind of fastfood. Would you instand like a hot fish shoupe?

[@zeb9302]

*Literally replicates three 9s out of plastic, one bigger than the others*

[@leonkernan]

I remember watching this when it aired and being disappointed she didn't ask for Tea, Earl Gray, Hot.

[@HacksignKT]

heh

[@demarcusfaulkner7411]

She's not picard thou

[@solace001]

I was expecting plomeek soup.

[@JanetStarChild]

@@solace001 Water is universal; Plomeek soup is not. To Archer's chagrin, Tucker was just lucky that the alien station scanned every bit of data from the Enterprise to produce a very specific object (catfish meal).

[@virginiaconnor8350]

@@JanetStarChild But how did she know it was safe to drink? I can drink the (soft) water from my sink and be ok-though I prefer my Brita-or bottled waters, but if I drank the hard water in Savannah, Ga. even I get sick so I have to drink bottled.

[@dannyanderson3345]

Great episode from a great series.

[@cayugaduck5478]

Enterprise is way too underrated, one of the best Treks if I am to be so bold.

[@lothean2099]

Right now, all of us are on the forefront of replicator technology. Soon our 3d printers will be doing this in 50 years or so. Amazing..simply amazing.

[@virginiaconnor8350]

I'm sure they're working on it. I believe there was a book by Wm. Shatner like this.

[@oldtwinsna8347]

So I can say Tea, Earl Grey, hot, and get it?

[@jasonluong3862]

Computer, more replicators. Remember the genie and the lamp story. Genie, I wish for 3 more wishes.

[@zjones9876]

Lol I got those same glasses. Bed Bath and Beyond I think.

[@Icureditwithmybrain]

The aliens scanned their database I guess they had Bed Bath and Beyond cups in the databanks lol.

[@DARisse-ji1yw]

To serve man .....

[@ShadowKain666]

On the off chance that you still have them, would you mind sharing the company/brand name? Trying to find them.

[@virginiaconnor8350]

@@DARisse-ji1yw I got the cookbook for that episode! Not that I intend to make anything out of a man. I'm not a carnivore or cannibal anyway.

[@FreeSpirit47]

I love the way Trip is always hungry! I love to cook for a man who loves home cooking from scratch & always loves to chow down!

[@Icureditwithmybrain]

Whoever you end up with will be one lucky man.

[@FreeSpirit47]

@@Icureditwithmybrain Thank you for your kind words. I made the decision in 2012 to remain single & celibate. It gives me a great deal of peace in my life. I still cook for others from time to time. It's very enjoyable for me.

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@@FreeSpirit47 There's a reason the Hospitality industry is the second oldest profession. :)

[@Levi_Skardsen]

What's great about this is it shows the older Captain is still wary of this technology, yet the younger crew members are happy to indulge. That's pretty much how all leaps in technology tend to be. Yes, I get it that T'pol is in her 60's, but as a Vulcan, she's more readily willing to embrace new technology. Vulcans live over 200 years. She's still young.

[@orion8234]

Archers is what like mid 40s? Trip is probably like late 20s and T'Pol is probably in the Vulcan equivalent of that.

[@oldtwinsna8347]

@0:27 Depicts how what came to be replicators used by the Federation may have well been Tarkalean technology, perhaps the technology acquired through trade.

[@nizarific001]

Almost every episode I thought Archer should be a little sterner and command a bit more authority. This is the only episode I was like "chill out man, you found a replicator! Order a burger and wait for the ship to be fixed!".

[@Icureditwithmybrain]

I've been getting a flood of comments on this video recently and was wondering where all the new views were coming from. May I ask how you found this video?

[@nizarific001]

@@Icureditwithmybrain I'm a star trek fan who watches many clips on KZbin. This video came up on my recommendations.

[@Icureditwithmybrain]

@@nizarific001 Ah thank you. Im guessing it got ranked up by youtubes all powerful algorithm.

[@KariIzumi1]

​@@IcureditwithmybrainI'm another one that got this in my algorithm lol

[@KariIzumi1]

​@@nizarific001naw, I can't blame Archer on this one, I'd be a little wary of something a computer scanned from my ship without asking me too, TBH 😂

[@robmoutoux4458]

I love Trip he portrays a dumb southern, but he is one of the smartest person in the series

[@kutter_ttl6786]

He was the Enterprise's chief engineer. Never really got the impression of him being portrayed as the dumb southerner.

[@MikinessAnalog]

"To transform a society instantly with technology would be disastrous" - Jean Luc Picard (Star Trek TNG: "First Contact")

[@PR--un4ub]

The knowledge must be earned and respected.

[@pschroeter1]

When I started watching Enterprise I was hoping for episodes like this where they acquire new technology we've seen in later series. Instead I stopped watching when time travel became a major story arc with a species never mentioned in later shows in the Star Trek timeline.

[@LordMerji]

Repair stations like this would be incredibly useful. As long as you had a decent computer that didn't require brains, and a power supply you could keep it in deep space. It would just recycle the damaged materials to rebuild those parts.

[@jonathansotelo4877]

Trip looked ready to ask the vegetarian alien T'Pol if she wanted a bite before realizing it was a bad move.

[@potsdam28]

Well it’s replicated so it’s not like the fish died

[@PsiQ]

Behind the scenes a small baby fish was born, grown with timelapse field in a glass of water+food , brutally slaughtered and fried alive, then beamed over from the kitchen...

[@the_travelingbreeze]

This one episode got me to watch Star Trek: Enteprise. Season 2, Episode 4

[@pattimcb31]

Gotta love Trip

[@kalfive555]

"I'll stick to whatever chef is serving..." Uh, sorry, your chef is spying on you too 😂

[@sodadrinker89]

Yeah, he kinda looks like Riker for some reason.

[@mr.robinson1982]

If this was The Jetsons, it would be called "a-food-a-rack-a-cycle"

[@nuiun0495]

One of my favourite scenes from a damn good show

[@hmmmmm6056]

That is why this show is great..we get to see where they learned about or got the idea for their technology...replicator, Tractor Beam, warp engine, holodeck.

[@senseweaver01]

Yeah, and I seriously enjoyed seeing Hoshi being essentially a pre-tech universal translator and working on improving it with every encounter

[@hmmmmm6056]

@@senseweaver01 in the other shows it was just there and almost perfect...with Hoshi...she had to work at it, figure out languages without it...fantastic

[@senseweaver01]

@@hmmmmm6056 It felt like they actually *earned* that progress! Why in the helling hell did they cancel this show? Ugh

[@coolmacatrain9434]

I wanted a Star Trek Replicator, but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.

[@myhandlehasbeenmishandled]

Damn, one of my people in star trek universe. Thank you for that.

[@TheNerdForAllSeasons]

That's a next level crossover.

[@ernestyeap3053]

I wish the replicator would be invented soon. Life would be so cheap n easy by then

[@Icureditwithmybrain]

If it were invented it would probably be banned. It would be too disruptive as there would be some who would misuse it.

[@caityreads8070]

you'd also need the antimatter reactors to power them, and a civilisation that takes good enough care of the deranged and desperate that nutcases won't just go around replicating nuclear weapons

[@Shadothecat]

@@Icureditwithmybrain the closes thing we have is 3d printers. And publicly you can buy them. Their even trying to make 3d printers that make replacement organs from your own tissues.

[@Shadothecat]

@@caityreads8070 you dont need a warp core for a replicator. Replicators are basically a small teleporter that rearranges stored matter.

[@Shadothecat]

@@Icureditwithmybrain you can restrict what it can make. Like it wont make Starfleet uniforms if you arent starfleet.

[@MichaelMarucci]

"600000 pan fried cat fish." *station implodes* *credits roll*

[@infinightsky]

This is another Star Trek invention that will become reality.

[@zcorpalpha2462]

Properly reads their minds to get clarification of the food item Amazing

[@MacTechG4]

“We could replicate any inanimate object” Computer, one Brannon Braga...

[@bobtis]

Great episode great show. Archer what a buzz kill

[@patmcbride9853]

"One pan fried catfish..." With sides and a fork? What if you really wanted grits?

[@andytay5507]

that's a damn smart replicator, 'one pan fried catfish'. 'Oh, I can do better than that...'

[@Lukas-Trnka]

This station is in violation of GDPR. :-) It is indeed user friendly with all the services it can now provide, but it would really have been nice to been asked before harvesting all the informations and using them in any way the station itsef decides to.

[@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597]

So what the "asked information" it needs to consider then?

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

This station is exactly like the internet then.

[@CthulhuCoffee]

Not just the fish's genome and recipe, but the station's ai synthesized the correct fork.

[@RockstarRacc00n]

This was such a creepy and interesting episode, and we never did get a full explanation of what the hell was happening here. It's a shame the executives were so obsessed with their weird time travel stuff and sexy T'Paul and space-middle-east war propaganda that they never let the writers have enough time to explore stuff like this...

[@mr.metamovies2419]

This show had the opportunity to explore more philosophical controversies in Star Trek. #bringbackenterprise

[@oddish4352]

Travis Mayweather never made a mistake in his 4 years at Enterprise's helm... easy to see why he was the one the station grabbed: he had the best brain.

[@iyziejane]

time-traveling super alien nazis taking over the USA was the propaganda low point in all of Trek, I like Enterprise but skip those episodes

[@thod8820]

​@@iyziejaneThat episode was literally just saying Nazi's are bad.

[@rhas356]

@@thod8820 Yeah, I'm not sure how "propaganda" it can be viewed to be to be anti-nazis. Not exactly Star Trek weighing in on the current ethical and cultural disputes of the day!

[@tom30]

Computer: Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.

[@hellhound7572]

I wonder what ever happened to that station?

[@theshlauf]

After the credits faded the to black the Enterprise turned back to make sure the station stayed dead.

[@virginiaconnor8350]

Blown up!

[@Technobabylon]

Put itself back together, then opened franchises across the Alpha Quadrant

[@ColinRichardson]

Someone doesn't want people looking at his browser history

[@jackweiss7441]

Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.

[@SheffieldAbella]

Hopefully we will have these in the next few years.

[@rotntv]

ME: "Computer: 5 Chili Cheese Burritos. Taco Bell won't bring them back" Computer: INVALID REQUEST ME: "god damnit... "

[@whitworth5s248]

I love how Trip gets that surprised look on his face but gives a lukewarm "Not bad."

[@MaximilianonMars]

It's an understatement, it's really good.

[@aseriesofunfortunateserpen8800]

We all came here just to see Trip get Digitally Catfished, His romantic arcs are so tragic!

[@davidgriego549]

If someone invited replicators existed they could eliminate world hunger

[@Icureditwithmybrain]

If someone invented replicators the government would probably take is as it would be too dangerous in the wrong hands.

[@Shakeshift]

Replicators wouldn't be free for everyone to use. They'd crack down on it and make it a luxury item only for the wealthy. They'd put a super-steep price tag on it (like.... 8 million dollars) and make it a status sort of appliance. "Oh, you don't have the PRISMATIC X-5000 replicator? Mine is programmed with 11,000 foods and drinks, all creatable within 6 seconds. Over 300 varieties of ice cream for the children, and 1,900 varieties of drinks for the adults!"

[@jakegeiselhart3912]

It's ironic in the 24th Century people were sick of replicators. Sisko cooked everything from scratch and many of the 24th century crews wanted the real deal like what Archer got everyday from his Chef. Even regular coffee tasted off besides Klingon Coffee It's amazing how Starfleet went to Trips wonder to Sisko's disdain for replicator food.

[@nick0875]

It could be that since many Federation citizens in the 24th century have eaten replicator foods since birth it has all become bland to them. Commander Riker points out in a TNG episode when he is making an omelet by hand that while a replicator would be more efficient at the task, it wouldn't have any flare or creativity that comes with normal cooking. One could imagine that the logistics department of Starfleet would not see a good reason for supplying ships with a large stockpile of normal foodstuffs when they have replicators on board and enough spare parts to fix them when they break.

[@KariIzumi1]

TBH, given how quickly technology has gone from a marvel to the bane of our existance within my lifetime, I can kinda understand where they're coming from.

[@kargaroc386]

I think the thing with replicated food is that its all the same. Obviously each dish will taste different from one another, but say, every single cup of Tea Earl Grey Hot that Picard ever gets is identical, down to the (lack of) scratches on the cup. While a dish might be good at first, it would get old fast.

[@arnorrian1]

That is a Ware station. There are a couple of books about it background, happening post-end of the show.

[@virginiaconnor8350]

"Rise of the Federation" novels. That would be another arc for the next "Enterprise" (or "Endeavour") series once the Romular War arc was over. Write to [e-mail] and [e-mail] and tell them what you either want a continuation of the remaining episodes-w/o that 'TATV''-on CBS Access-not a movie.

[@angryspoidah9607]

(i wonder what else is on the menu).....cheesecake?

[@kylecampbell1532]

Gagh?

[@thedawkturr4481]

In before the Doctor controlling Seven of Nine's body goes all out on a banquet.

[@thedreamweaver6514]

Woo Hoo another Voyager fan

[@normanlee6609]

if it in Chef's menu database, then yes

[@motrhead69]

LoL...i was thinking same thing when trip was asking for catfish

[@Vanessinha91Pucca]

No one nail how vulcan speak except for leonard nimoy and mark lenard. They arent monotone, they are just calm speaking

[@solosailorsv8065]

Its not the Replicator you want, its the lack of need which you need.

[@ericdunn7352]

Computer, A 9 inch diameter pizza with pepperoni, Hot and crispy.

[@nuclearwinter391]

'Cap, you gotta try this.'

[@theunloadedrpg1376]

The ware were such an interesting concept I'm enterprise. I wish we got to see more of them

[@JoaoPedro-gc8mw]

Damn, Trip is just the hottest Star Trek male character ever! Even his "this fish is good" and "not bad" expressions in this scene are sexy!

[@Grunfffff]

That's gay af

[@mtr801]

I prefer Harry Kim, but I see what you mean...

[@VHS_Vampire1988]

Yes I am gay for Trip...especially in the decontamination scenes ;)

[@virginiaconnor8350]

@@Grunfffff Not Trip. Maybe Reed.

[@virginiaconnor8350]

@@dividebyfive Leave Worf in "TNG". This is about "Enterprise". Riker-Troi's holodeck programme messed up the last episode of this "ST".

[@Delosian]

If I was T'Pol and holding a scanning device I would be scanning the heck out of that replicator constantly to see how it works so that the Vulcans back home can make more of them. She just doesn't seem that interested, which is kinda weird for a Science Officer.

[@connorhall5665]

You know, a good way for replicators for foods to work would be if they ever made them, use kind of memory sticks you can buy for individual recipes and styles of it being cooked so, say you want catfish with a different side order or style of how its cooked or with a sauce or not, or maybe if possible custom made memory sticks or a way to record how you've made it by yourself to then be recreated by the memory stick.

[@ConnorLonergan]

or you could just add all the recipes combinations into the database and just tell the replicator what you want

[@Levi_Skardsen]

With the way replicators work, you could just dictate the ingredients and cooking methods and it would come out exactly as intended.

[@robertalexander5892]

But this doesn't take into account the cooking aspect of it. Temperature, techniques, and time can subtlety or even drastically change flaver and/or texture of the food.

[@FortoFight]

You could just store that information inside the computer, inside your own directories if necessary. Using a USB stick for individual recipes is insanely inefficient. Imagine using external storage for every digital photo you own.

[@caityreads8070]

Current automated kitchen designs use a very similar principle. A chef attaches electrical monitors to their arms which serve as a guide for robot arms to prepare a meal- these arms are suspended from rails on the ceiling, allowing them to move (mostly) freely around the kitchen to grab ingredients and utensils. The chef has to make a different guide for every meal, and you buy these through an app that your smart kitchen is connected to, without the need for a physical memory stick as your comment suggests. In Trek, of course, they've mastered the audio interface and computers are quick learners enough that none of that is necessary. They also don't really buy common things like knowledge of how to pan fry a catfish.

[@songyani3992]

I remember saw in a Stargate & star trek crossover fan fiction，that SG-1 totally freaked out when crew of enterprise-d introduced them to“replicators”

[@Tylerpierre99]

I'm with Archer on this one. Yes it's an amazing technology, but most cultural customs, most people would make the effort to ask before literally downloading their entire ships database. Bear in mind, the station didn't just potentially download the genome for catfish and cornbread, it may have also downloaded psychological profiles, weapons or warhead information, secret files in the ships database that are for a captain or admirals eyes only. Detailed data on other species, shop deployments and weaknesses. Would you want do hop into a hospital with a broken leg, where the entire staff knew you had mental health problems, knew you'd carelessly caught and STI in your teens or worse, were badly abused as a child. That information isn't pertinent to fixing a broken leg and by moral standards, that kind of information should not be accessed or required by a dr in order to mend a broken bone. It's just polite to ask, or at least ask what information or database the station was.allowed to access, and which database were off limits. It doesnt need to know everything to fix the ship, so why did it download it? Hence why Archer isn't happy.

[@chrismaverick9828]

The important thing to remember is that the replicators pull their solid matter from blocks of compressed molecular-dense base material. These are all rearranged in a transporter beam into whatever form is called for. Given that all the scraps and dirty plates are returned to the replicator you have to realize that they are then re-sequenced again into the blocks. This means you are eating at least some of someone else's scraps and dirty napkin.

[@wilmetteentwistle9242]

Trip: Smells like the real thing... Me: Oh smells like muddy swamp water?

[@joshuaclaassen9325]

Not once it's breaded and fried, it doesn't. :-)

[@skippy8696]

I've never eaten catfish, we don't have them in Australia but I've watched enough MasterChef and Hell's Kitchen to know that it's hard to cook correctly. Basically tastes like mud if you mess it up.

[@MrShambles]

How much disk space do you need to store the genome of one species of catfish, and why would you keep it on file on your starship if this replicator technology is unheard of to you?

[@NeoTechni]

agreed.

[@Gun14Slinger]

Replicators are cool.

[@nicolarose8026]

Off screen Trip also asked for a pecan pie before returning to the ship.

[@oneandy2]

"Similar to a protein sequencer." *asks for water* Uh wait, how much protein does water typically contain....

[@CathrineMacNiel]

0. and this replicator is not a protein sequencer either.

[@Wooper160atThePond]

I'd almost forgotten why Trip is my second favorite Enterprise character. Okay third if you include Porthos