10 Things Non-Car Guys Get Wrong About Cars

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[@rantlantis4211]

Cars are to get from A to B

[@Austin_Dixon]

One of my friends said that my dream car (fc rx7) is an old crappy Mazda and when I say that I was about to turn them into a dorito I mean it

[@footos8511]

Ok, boomer

[@Austin_Dixon]

@@footos8511 what was da point in replying with dat??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[@christopherderrig3671]

Hate when someone says all wheel subbies cant drift like in baby driver have you never seen a gymkhana

[@andrewconrad711]

“If it has 2,000 hp it should go 2,000 mph”. 😂 made me laugh so hard

[@JacodyAutomotive]

I wish

[@djloco6111]

@@JacodyAutomotive is that a supraaaaaaaaaa?

[@TJwasuup]

@@JacodyAutomotive *sprays glasses and wipes it off* IS THAT A SUPRA!

[@addamkam8322]

@@TJwasuup Spits off water from mouth across the room and say "Is that a Supra!!!"

[@R3D_R4PT0R]

Sombody tried to tell me a 1 Million Dollar car goes 1 Millionen mph.

[@joshuaanderson8508]

Back when I was in middle school, I had a classmate who knew I was heavily into cars and would always try to one up me with knowledge about cars. One day he told me he was a die hard dodge fan and that they will decimate any car on the road... I asked him "why is that?" and his response... "Because dodge uses Hemi's! Hemi means half so dodge only uses half an engine to power their cars. Could you imagine if they used a full engine?!"

[@Justanotherlemon]

Thats the dumbest thing Ive ever heard!

[@yungdomino4718]

Wow I couldnt imagine how I felt

[@moparty4409]

Wait till he hears about wedge's And, what darts used to look like or, how the nhra and Nascar had to keep stopping Chrysler due to how kickass their cars were. Sure our cars were late to the party, but they kicked some serious ass when they showed up.

[@MrSlimeMan01]

@@moparty4409 name checks out

[@moparty4409]

@@MrSlimeMan01 join the cult dude

[@Aether52]

The best way to shut up anyone who says "It's just a car" would be to say that the Mona Lisa is just a drawing.

[@joshthomas2536]

I'm kinda on the fence about that. I'd agree that the Mona Lisa is just a drawing. It's not the best comparison considering one topic is a production car made in the 100s,1000s, 10000s meanwhile there's only 1 true Mona Lisa. However that being said if someone has sentimental value in the car (passed down through the family) then yeah fuck the person who said "it's just a car".

[@yaboimatteo7706]

@@joshthomas2536 the Mona Lisa wasn't made to he sold in bulk and most cars weren't made to be 1 in the world so I'd say it's a decent comparison in that it gets the point across

[@WorkersofAmericaRise]

"your just a human"

[@UpperRobin29]

Thanks. I'm definitely gonna use that one

[@lex-zu5ci]

@@WorkersofAmericaRise def gon use that lmao

[@SebastianWoodard]

Probably the funniest thing I’ve heard said about my truck is “it’s just an old truck.” Yeah but this old truck not only is badass, it saved my life. I owe it to her to save hers.

[@Alexander-dn4rw]

I applaud you man, that's what I like, saving the old ones from rotting away to nothing and giving it life

[@metallboy25]

"Her" oh boy. 😂

[@D4rkbl4d3]

@Just some weeb got a silveraydo! Nice!

[@shauryadash1223]

​@@D4rkbl4d3 nahh just the name took the first line

[@shauryadash1223]

​@@metallboy25 yeah and?

[@1Arururu]

I can't say much. I'm still daily driving a 1983 Toyota Corolla I purchased for $240 25 years ago. People always ask when I'm going to buy a reliable car.... my pile of rust has never left me stranded and my daily commute is 160 mile round trip or so. Been doing that over 10 years now. I love my rwd Corolla.

[@major1ty]

heck, those idiots telling you to buy a "reliable" car cannot even tell whats even a reliable car these days, just tellin'

[@JazzKazoo0930]

Yeah toyotas are like that, they might not be flashy but they'll take you to hell and back on a shoestring budget

[@Jackson_Thomas]

You have an 86 don’t you

[@okanoyuki]

@@Jackson_Thomas probably 😭

[@Jackson_Thomas]

@@okanoyuki If I’m not mistaken, it’s the only RWD Corolla

[@SkylineLofe]

Whenever someone asks "Why would anyone ever spend that much on a car?", I immediately counter them and say "Why would anyone spend that much on clothes?"

[@ryans413]

I say why would you spend that much on cigarettes and alcohol.

[@herambvelde7392]

I say why do u think your parents spent so much on you lmao

[@crysisbai]

I do both, still gotta dress up tho

[@XB10001]

What if that person is frugal with clothing? 🤔

[@bartiyes]

"why would anyone buy a pc?"

[@matejkis2021]

I once heard some girls speaking about cabriolet, after a while I found out that they are actually speaking about Chevrolet, they just didn't know about it.

[@constantinmehmert4486]

Chevrolet*

[@matejkis2021]

@@constantinmehmert4486 sorry my mistake Fixed

[@historynerdneiledits]

Lol they cant spell my fav car brand

[@goofyahhnamingsystem]

ah yes the cabriolet corvette

[@dbclass4075]

Chevrolet do have cabriolets (convertible), although it seems that isn't what they are talking about either.

[@luisyassielreyes]

Funniest shit was “my car goes 250 mph because the hp is 250 on a Toyota Corolla” I wanted to laugh so badly

[@Trig.]

With that logic a Koenigsegg breaks the freaking sound barrier

[@tr3ynag4ta]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@dbclass4075]

If they mean km/hr, it would made some sense. Maybe

[@SebastianWoodard]

I mean, I was going around 120 in my 07 rolla when something told me to slow down then I saw blue lights. 😭 43 over. 103 in a 60.

[@TheAdvisor6440]

@@SebastianWoodard I got pulled over for doing 198kmh in a 100kmh oop

[@Daedalus-BC308]

I legitimately had to explain to a fully grown man why having a large wing to create downforce is better than just having a bunch of bricks in the trunk.

[@tuxedo1557]

well it depends at low speeds i think it would help but one you start getting into highway speeds an faster it would be better to have a wing

[@TheOtherNeutrino]

Having extra weight does add traction at low speeds. It does shoot itself in the foot a bit by making try car harder to accelerate thanks to it increased inertia.

[@wheres3033]

One makes you look cool, one makes you look like the cartel. Jkjk aeroscience shit.

[@LEL7567-ABCDEF]

ha

[@PiOfficial]

@@TheOtherNeutrino no increased weight offers no benefit. Unless you’re towing a trailer

[@shroom903]

Growing up, my neighbor's step sister said she had a rich boyfriend whom we have never met. He supposedly had a new viper. We asked her to get him to bring it by so we could see it. She said that it was in the shop because they rolled it while she was in the back seat

[@wheres3033]

I wanna see that viper now. Lol. Room for the homies.

[@davidallen3158]

Was his name Glass?

[@cheefukeefu]

@@wheres3033 it's called the ram srt10

[@eddc07.]

Your neighbours step sisters rich boyfriends garage has a viper in it

[@nasilemak868]

@@davidallen3158 3rd brake light

[@ryanchibani7428]

"when life gives you lemons make lemonade" WRONG when life gives you lemons make a car that runs on lemonade.

[@brutus2098]

Brad danger

[@TNT_P0D]

I like this lol

[@weeb1533]

Life gives you lemons to make orange juice

[@allcore5172]

Ya don’t buy a Ford

[@grzyb11]

Nah go watch 24h of lemons

[@redcatxb125]

“Rotate my tires? I’m gonna decline, they already rotate when I’m driving”

[@thatvolvoguy6565]

🤣

[@itzpro.]

Yeah,burnout comes at a cost

[@kennethoats2322]

Says the Millennial 😂

[@RobiticDuck]

Thanks for reminding me to rotate my tires soon

[@IntelCoreI77700K]

But, I cant rotate the tires on my is350.

[@oscarguevara8402]

I’m more of a work on my own car guy. I just changed the front taillight blinker fluid

[@JacodyAutomotive]

Same bro imma go buy some later so I’m ready to change it

[@BB-zv8tx]

Changing the front taillight blinker fluid lol. I swapped my Lamborghini Mustang from automatic to AWD quadturbo hybrid. I blasted a Bugatti Veyron Accord with it just last week.

[@reasonxaphn1x]

@@BB-zv8tx thats so insane bro

[@RAW_Reality]

Don't forget to check your liquid ball bearings!! Mine just went out, and just after I had changed my 710 too! (Blonde sisters, gotta love 'em. 😅)

[@doritolegend9664]

@@BB-zv8tx damn bro, is it as fast as the McLaren Camry? Or the Lotus lancer?

[@darkskinwhite]

"we care about cars enough to want them to stay on the road" with the shot of 50s classics, that was well done.

[@miscdude8009]

My one non car friend thought that because the speedometer on my firebird goes up to 120 mph that it can't go any faster than that. The look on his face when I proved him wrong what incredible

[@boomcraftgaming]

how fast did you go

[@MahdiR-8856]

@The Mac Donald’s Ice cream machine GENIUS! :)

[@miscdude8009]

@@boomcraftgaming almost 140. Can't go to much faster with only 200 horses

[@i_Fly36]

What did the needle on the gauge do? Did it just keep spinning with no numbers?

[@MahdiR-8856]

@@i_Fly36 no it continues till it sticks to the end of the speed o meter. Then if you go faster it won't move or change

[@ryanehsan9358]

One of my buddies once told me that they’ve gone 300mph in their friends car. His buddy must’ve been a pilot!

[@ryanrake2714]

@@RDHWK I mean your looking at a c7 corvette for an affordable option, I’m saying that’s pretty uncommon

[@matiasfpm]

@@RDHWK yup

[@nerdythings3889]

Well this could actually be True! 😅 If your friends buddy car was a modified Bugatti Chiron! The pre-production test car went 300 Mph +

[@ryanehsan9358]

He said it was a V6 camaro lol, he’s not into cars lol

[@ginnoji.]

Import tuned car which has km/h speedo 😅

[@cbug-iq9hc]

POV: you watch Fast and Furious and then think that a manual car has 20 gears

[@thebaconsonful]

If you watch terminator 2 dirt bikes have 8000 gears.

[@g-mang-man7924]

Don't forget about all of the cringeworthy terms and one liners from Fast and Furious also

[@davidallen3158]

Like when they cock Glocks in movies?

[@ChicaneMedia]

That one I don't blame them. They be shifting a million times in fast and furious 😂

[@charlesrodriguez7984]

@@thebaconsonful you watch mad max and think semi’s have 100000 gears.

[@tylerblocker2501]

One time a guy told me his Volkswagen CC came with a v8, that was probably the dumbest thing I’ve heard

[@Thatdrii]

As a mechanic someone told me his rx8 didn't consume oil and i was only scamming them,guess what? His engine only lasted 5.000 miles,and he came back and apologized

[@e.s948]

@@Thatdrii i am a mechanic too and a guy came there with a Audi a4 and said ”change my spark plugs” trying to impress me even tho it was a diesel car -_-

[@Thatdrii]

@@e.s948 omg thats funnt

[@e.s948]

@@Thatdrii I know right haha

[@HLGJammer]

Well the Passat had a W8 for a while..

[@neonsky595]

My cello teacher once referred to my NB Miata as having a “V4”. That brought out a primal rage that I never thought I had.

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Ah yes I love my ca18det v4 swap

[@wilsonpepple2903]

"800 ... cylinder, is that horsepower?" I lost a few brain cells there

[@77Phoenix]

*6.5SC V12* in a production Mercedes-Benz compact SUV (in GTA)

[@darkknight097]

Some people just give absolutely no fks about how cars work. And tbh, thats fine. If I started talking about the internals of a cellphone and the type circuits it uses and how it transmits youe voice etc etc, your average car guy probably wouldnt understand much less care about it. And its the same for cars and non car enthusiast. But at least us car guys have each other 😁

[@creditcrazy597]

Ah nothing like the 1930s pacard way of making horsepower

[@mynameisjosh4506]

Met a guy who was convinced that his V6 mustang's alternator was a turbo.

[@1pyroace1]

That’s always funny

[@Blade_of_Violet_Chaos]

My brother in law bought his wife a 2016 2.3 turbo mustang. He was convinced it had 2 turbos because he thought the electronic throttle body was the second turbo.

[@johnmichaels4330]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Thinginator]

There’s a guy who got an alternator tattooed on his arm because he thought it was a turbo…

[@matiasfpm]

😁😂

[@MarcB01]

Have you checked your rx-7 timing belt recently?

[@tasteless_5915]

I don’t have a rx7 and I thought anyway “have I?”

[@andymac6207]

@@tasteless_5915 there's a timing chain bro

[@RichieD_21]

@UCvpfO8sU92ltUFqaoEA1k0A its a rotary engine smh

[@tasteless_5915]

@@andymac6207 the car I have has a timing belt as far as I am aware. 2013 Ford territory diesel.

[@namanish450]

*sigh* Yes it's running

[@dandc2011]

The problem with "show them this" or "explain that" is most of the people in these scenarios won't give a flyyying shit about the topic to begin with.

[@dbclass4075]

Applicable to any topic. If I would explain you more about this train (Siemens Velaro), I would expect similar reaction from you.

[@kevintee7445]

Here's one: Rear brakes are only used when you park and use the park brake lever so they don't wear out in normal driving *hard facepalm*

[@francoisdvanderwesthuizen]

I have had a car hoisted up a few times to demonstrate to some people how it works and 90% got it then, huge facepalm for the other 10%, and it's usually them who drives a car until the brake pads and rotors are completely messed up and then you have to explain to him that there is nothing wrong with the system and that it's normal wear and tear...

[@lonerider92]

I recently got one of my dream cars, and one of my co-workers had the gal to tell me his Honda Ridgeline was faster than my turbo-charged A3 because it had a bigger engine. lmao

[@james_400]

You should've raced him haha

[@DrRyan82994]

even if someone with a 3.7 ecoboost f150 says this it’s still stupid. it’s a truck. if your vehicle has a rollover warning on the visor, it’s not fast

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Tell him a tank will win against his Ridgeline in a highway drag race

[@jurkjaredgamez8392]

Yeah my friend was like "yo that car looks so cool". I said " yeah it's the new Toyota supra". He then told me "who would ever buy a Toyota sports car, that's so stupid". Just shows even though he liked everything about the car the nameplate literally made him not like the car for that reason. Also known as being ignorant.

[@DrRyan82994]

toyota feels the same way though, that’s why it’s a bmw

[@biboujkr]

i feel like im loosing torque going up hills on my RX-7. "yeah you should check your timing belt, that may solve your problem"

[@AK.__]

If this is old car - yes, timing belt or sometimes it a chain. You also can try to turn A/C off - it will release more power to engine.

[@StarflightB4]

@@AK.__ RX-7s use a rotary engine, so they don't have timing belts. They do have timing chains though.

[@AK.__]

@@StarflightB4 Oh, thank you, got it. I thought the timing is still in use disregards engine type.

[@moro1112]

You need to add more Doritos to your rx7........

[@matiasfpm]

@@moro1112 4 Dorito powahhhhhhhh

[@QKvox]

And some of my non car guy friends dont understand the amazingness of SOUND for weeks, months and they still don’t get it

[@joedalby3865]

Omg this ones huge for me always tryna explain the beauty in an engine sound when you get the low American muscle sound or the Ferrari’s scream

[@doritolegend9664]

For some reason, they would usually say "they all sound the same" They can't tell a difference between a rumbly American V8 revving and a Ferrari high revving v8

[@dbclass4075]

Maybe they just interpret that as noise pollution.

[@esthetics4512]

@@dbclass4075 😭🤣

[@dbclass4075]

@@esthetics4512 No, really. There is a proper time and place to enjoy those sounds. 2am in residential area isn't one of those (and a best way to ruin the reputation of car enthusiasts).

[@garynichols1406]

I had a friend with me in my new 21 Mustang GT with a manual transmission. We where driving somewhere when I set the cruise control and he said "I didn't know manuals have cruise control." hahahaha

[@Jackson_Thomas]

Tbh I didn’t know that either until about 6-7 months ago when I bought my manual Elantra and it had cruise control.

[@quingregg6643]

I have an 06 PT cruiser that's a stick shift and it has cruise control

[@DrRyan82994]

ive had it in three different manual cars and the implementation is always a little different. but in my 2022 civic i can actually shift gears without turning it off so that’s pretty nice

[@franklinmills1756]

I remember cruise control was only available with an auto.

[@CarsnLemonsTV]

I have a '08 Lexus IS Turbo Diesel (yes they exist and were europe exclusive) that has a manual shifter and cruise control.

[@ksuperhero1]

I showed my mom a dodge demon and she said why would anyone pay that much for a crappy dodge. I just shut my mouth in disappointment

[@dbclass4075]

Perhaps the best method to answer that is to have her ride in one in a drag strip.

[@babross2760]

Damm

[@bluesmoke8714]

Smart mom

[@GamerBeastErik]

You can have tons of hp but it depends on the driver also

[@arsalaan8127]

Indeed

[@smoove300]

Most definitely not 😂 c'mon man think about it for sec it depends on the car mostly

[@arsalaan8127]

@@smoove300 Can agree partially but if the driver isn't able to tame the horse power then things might go sideways.

[@siniteanrazvan3298]

@@smoove300 if you just go straight ofc, but i bet if you put a 200-250hp car with a good driver and handling he beats every time any average to low level drivet that has 500+hp car easy

[@nofejustin1940]

@@siniteanrazvan3298 I doubt that . If I drive a Lamborghini and vin diesel drives a Toyota Yaris he would beat me hell no .all I have to do is put it and drive and let the engine do the work

[@acarenthusiast2114]

The funniest thing is when non car guys are drunk and try to tell me how cars work

[@TheAdvisor6440]

I had a 1995 Firebird 3.4v6 and it broke dude was confident in telling me it was dodge viper

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Yeah love my front view mirror it help me see other vehicle in the front

[@Treaxvour]

"I didn't think you had rear brakes in a front wheel drive car."

[@mgdavid598]

I think my brain commited suicide

[@esthetics4512]

😭🤣 no way is someone that dumb bro no way 😭

[@dillanmistry]

When someone says “it’s just a car” “it’s Just a scratch” “it’s JUST a dent” more like you JUST have chosen death

[@kadonowens2645]

“My Chrysler 300 is awd but when I turn off traction control it switches to rwd”- the idiot at school

[@mazespinwastaken.]

no one: Absolutely no one: Non car guy: "look at that Ferrari" (pointing at a GT86)

[@NICKCAMP04]

Been there

[@lillmonster5978]

& done that

[@MrBeruni]

My non-car guy cousin once called an MX-5 (ND) a Lamborghini...

[@dma968]

The ferrari powered gt86 drift car:👀

[@bolt5564]

My mom was super excited 2 years ago because she got a picture of the brand new Electric Corvette, she got a picture of a falling apart C4 Corvette.

[@ryanehsan9358]

My friend once saw a 04’ body style 350z in orange while I was driving. She said she really liked that car but it’s way too expensive. I said knowingly, “Really? How much is it?” She firmly hit me with “60K.”

[@IdealMediaChannel]

a cheap car that makes you look RICH!

[@francoisdvanderwesthuizen]

How much is a nice 350z worth in the States, where I am from in the world they go for about the equivalent of 22k $

[@ikvngdom7512]

@@francoisdvanderwesthuizen they range from $5-8k in the states

[@DrRyan82994]

to be fair, if we didn’t get the 350z in the states, it probably would have got a gtr like reputation and would be 60k because of the hype

[@petarazhanix3351]

@@DrRyan82994 i mean i get all the internet hype about skylines and stuff but those car does live up to the hype. Its not everyday that you see an entry level sports car from a car brand known for grocery getters make a car 15 years ahead of its time, and definitely not everyday you see an entry level sports car dominates motorsports so much that they had to change the rule to ban the car from racing

[@EddieG582]

There are many people who own a specific car model and think there all the same when there are different trim levels, for example some people who own a Challenger SXT think their car is the same as a Hellcat or the Demon just because their car is the same model and has the badge with the Dodge logo and according to them the same shape.🙄

[@mikeaninger7388]

Said in the early 90’s, “8 cylinders are dumb. They just use twice as much gas as my 4 cylinder for no reason. What a waste.” I was in junior high and lost it.

[@demogaming8895]

7:10 bro just did a slide in a Trabant, the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. Of course, a front wheel drive 26 hp two stroke car is good at stuff like this

[@jeanbonilla1901]

As a car guy. gettin ur doors blown off by a mini van is a stab in the heart 🤣🤣

[@Alexander-dn4rw]

Unless it's a sleeper, then it's just badass to see

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

Psh speak for yourself, I love fast vans especially the ones that go "whoooooooshhhhh stu stu stu stu"

[@turtlecrawling66]

Even non car guys would know that

[@Z38_US]

You know what I would love to see and drive? A Dodge Grand Caravan SRT because why tf not put a Hellcat engine in the Minivan xd

[@KieferKars1955]

@@Z38_US what I want to do if I ever have enough money is to stuff a pro charged v10 out of a viper into the middle of an early 2000s grand caravan

[@SS-rm9cw]

I don’t know if y’all talked about it. But the Jaguar XF goes for around $10k and it has minimum 310hp. You can get a supercharged version for $15k. Ultimate sleeper car and nice

[@dnegel9546]

10k u.s.d.???? If so where?

[@SS-rm9cw]

@@dnegel9546 I’m in Florida and find them on Facebook marketplace with like 100k miles. But they have them on car lots too

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug185]

Yeah, don’t. insurance will cost you about 4x the cars value, to find one for less than 20k it’s gonna a lot of miles and probs be close to death, the repair fees (because they have 5 litre V8s) will be through the roof! You’ve got to remember, it’s cheap for a reason.

[@satan1189]

@@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug185 also ugly fucking car

[@dgurevich1]

It's cheap for a reason. Maintenance costs do not depreciate, and it's not exactly reliable. If you want one, make sure you're able and willing to work on it, or it will bankrupt you.

[@themotorsportfanaticyt]

Well, I was coming back from school in the bus (before the covid shit) and there was a red Mustang near the bus. Literally half the bus started shouting "OMG a Ferrari". I mean how the hell do you mistake a Mustang GT for a Ferrari 😂😂

[@dbclass4075]

Logo, maybe? Both Mustang and Ferrari uses horse. Although, they are still distinctive enough.

[@MERCEDES-BENZS600GUARD_V12]

Cause it's red? I don't know To a non car guy any red sport car is a Ferrari🎹🎶

[@satan1189]

@@MERCEDES-BENZS600GUARD_V12 this is true. Any bright red sports car is a ferrari

[@chrismccann9144]

I assume red and the horse but idek 😂

[@archygrey9093]

Because it's red of course, and if its yellow then its a Lambo

[@mr_skyl1ne578]

had an experience where my bus today got into the most minor accident (just a crack and small hole in the window) ever before getting picked up and when I told my friends "oh yeah its minor damage, can still run", half of them yelled at me and said, "ya call that minor?" they watch too many movies

[@esthetics4512]

🤣

[@jftg1958]

8:45 That actually happened Tacomas had a rusting issue (I think it was actually in the 90’s) in which water from rain or puddles would pool in certain areas and rust part of the suspension and even the chassis If I recall correctly Toyota actually madr a recall because of this The problem is as you said later, thinking that it will stay the same

[@blobster1111]

It was all the way up to gen 4 they had a monster law suit and recall and it was for the frames.

[@Scale66ScaleModeling]

@@blobster1111 it was because they used an elcosed frame, right? Where water would get into the frame and rust through it? I think now they use C or 3 sided frames instead. (Idk the actual terms, sorry)

[@hanslidlwagen4115]

"What an awesome Ferrari!" 13yr old me pointing at a Saleen S7

[@doritolegend9664]

Bruh, my 7yr old self looked at a Pontiac fiero and thought it was a Ferrari

[@bdramsey71]

I knew the Saleen s7 by 8

[@bdramsey71]

But I was playing fh3. So yeah.

[@ryanrake2714]

I’m just surprised you’ve seen a Saleen S7, I mean sure I’m from Kansas but I’ve been to so many huge car shows(for a 16 year old and ain’t ever seen one😢) I can’t blame you as a 13 year old, but I’d be sad if someone mixes that up at my age, and I know plenty of people who will

[@hanslidlwagen4115]

@@ryanrake2714 Forgot to mention I saw that in Bruce Almighty

[@jefflaird5067]

I drive a Saab and it frustrates all my American V8 loving friends.

[@Jackson-sh3bs]

Don’t get me wrong, I love American V8’s, but there are so many people I know that think they are the only good cars in the world

[@jefflaird5067]

@@Jackson-sh3bs They've never seen or heard a straight six Toyota or BMW or an Audi or Volvo straight 5.

[@davidsimpson3885]

Was at the IAA in Frankfurt a few years ago and there was an American who whilst looking at a Lambo said to his friend 'thats a nice looking corvette' to which an Italian next to him replied very irate 'Lamborghini, Lamborrrrr ghiiiiiniiiii. not crappy corvette.' 🤣

[@Jackson-sh3bs]

@@jefflaird5067 ooh yeah Audi 5 cylinders are one of my favorites, and don’t forget about a screaming v12

[@djkjthe3rd185]

Saabs are so unreliable they make you saab when they break down.

[@Frmda76]

I remember when I seen a skyline and I called it ugly and slow. Man how I’ve ate those words since the day I looked up the car😢😭

[@catjudo1]

If I were a god I would condemn you to drive CVT equipped cars for the rest of eternity.

[@SpoonR24]

Is it a base model? Those are slow

[@SpoonR24]

@nouiikou Yep. But looks kinda depressing like the Mitsubishi Mirage

[@issackaiser]

@@catjudo1 You won’t be a god. You’d be the Demon.

[@catjudo1]

@@issackaiser i can abide.

[@Kevin-dt9xm]

To be fair to the light-footed drivers out there, most dont think you'll blow up the engine, most just feel that the sound at high revs is obnoxious, and/or are trying for the better gas mileage that low load driving gets you.

[@theskepticalnegativist1004]

A fiend of mine getting in my -66 volvo amazon, thinking all old cars are slow sunday drivers, giving remarks about its lack of comfort in the racing seats and how loud it was, then screaming his lungs out, competing with the dual webers and the 2.5" exhaust at 8500rpm in high gear, tickling the 150mph line. I love my loud rowdy old girl.

[@BigU1033]

A while ago my dad had just gotten a new car (it was a Dodge Durango) and my friend saw it. They said “you got a dodge, that’s cool”. I said yeah it’s a Durango. My friend looks at me confused and then says, “it’s a Honda dodge, right?” 🤦‍♂️

[@agent_bedrock5844]

I'm so confused I have no idea what they even meant After reading it again I see it. He thought honda made a car called a dodge

[@tuxedo1557]

yes i love my nissan honda

[@soundscreen1065]

them honda dodges go hard

[@jamesperry3223]

@@tuxedo1557 same bro my ford chrysler is crazy

[@kylaoakley3864]

Check your transmission fluid Brad

[@lexcarkidjoker5790]

Is that a thing?

[@ahshitherewegoagain6361]

@@lexcarkidjoker5790 yes

[@footos8511]

@@lexcarkidjoker5790 oh my god. Your kidding right?? Perfect example of a non-car guy

[@zhila5958]

no check your blinker fluid

[@coolbreezelb5023]

@@footos8511 How is he not a car guy? I don't know this saying. I always thought it was "check your blinker fluid". There is transmission fluid and you can check it, depending on what car/truck, some have actual dipsticks or undo a fill bolt on the side or top, as well as "sealed for life" trans like Mercedes there are ways of checking your transmission fluid.

[@xr.spedtech]

This made me laugh, I knew someone who called a yellow c5 a Lamborghini ... 🍸

[@grzyb11]

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

[@UpperRobin29]

@@grzyb11 Honestly. I'd be pissed if someone said that next to me. Like how could you be so confident that a C5 is definitely a Lamborghini? I just don't get it.

[@beauxguidry5373]

@@UpperRobin29 Eyes checked?

[@aMordorLocal]

i heard someone insist that a Mustang was a Ferrari because it has a horse on it

[@beauxguidry5373]

@@aMordorLocal Would he have called a Citron (Sih-Tr-on) a Lambo because the Lion would be mistaken for a Bull?

[@yautjadaslayer]

My favorite is still "what's a better motor for my skyline a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?" 😂

[@JCetty]

lmfao yes

[@danmilew]

This one was not a genuine thought but it’s still funny and car related, so basically a rich kid in my school was bragging about his dad‘s Audi R8 and somebody said that his dad‘s Toyota supra could easily beat it which is pretty true and then somebody jokingly said “my mom’s Toyota Camry can beat that” and everybody laughed so hard.

[@agent_bedrock5844]

That's just a good laugh

[@hugoku8755]

Actually, if the supra was stock, she was far from capable to beat the r8.

[@michaelwarner4553]

I once knew some people who said their powerstrokes were “bulletproof”, ha no.

[@colemcdonough3246]

you actually can bulletproof these with a couple things but not completely stock

[@sterlingluis6428]

Bulletproof is a package kit for a 6.0 power stroke to actually make it as reliable as it's stock predecessor the 7.3

[@heheboi6693]

@@sterlingluis6428 my dumbass think bulletproof is you can actually shoot the engine 😂

[@beauxguidry5373]

@@colemcdonough3246 And there is also the mistakes of modifying them incorrectly.

[@IdealCarsOfficial]

My non car guy friend doesn't understand that mods DON'T increase the value of the car. But it can increase your driving pleasure... LETS GOOO!

[@jamiemacmullin2291]

I know car people who believe mods add value to your car haha. I know one guy who has modded his supra all to hell and thinks it’s worth 200k now

[@matiasfpm]

Mods as cosmetic stuff? Yeah

[@kohanbeats1]

"The Toyota supra has 1000hp stock"

[@that_escalated_quickly2720]

@lyn xy don't talk like that about autistic people, thank you

[@ifcourse9833]

@@that_escalated_quickly2720 stfu

[@that_escalated_quickly2720]

@@ifcourse9833 why?

[@dmglolmasterplays3353]

@@that_escalated_quickly2720 because it was a joke

[@that_escalated_quickly2720]

@@dmglolmasterplays3353 ahh okay, I see... I'm sorry, my autist brain didn't get it

[@Ben_Jones]

Years ago, my brother bought a Viper SRT-10 in Detroit and we drove it back to Canada. At gas stations and restaurants, people would often say "Nice Corvette!" I find it hilarious how highly Americans think of a car that has never been faster than a Viper of the same year.

[@VroodenTheGreat]

Yeah, Vipers are great, until you have to turn, or stop.

[@Ben_Jones]

@@VroodenTheGreat Vipers are very dangerous if you don't know how to drive. If you don't know how to drive, buy a corvette.

[@rafaelgomez1200]

My mom knows im into cars so this day she says " hey look a sport car pulling up its a viper " it was a 2017 stingray....

[@Abandonsoyciety]

Corvettes can beat lambos and can be driven by anyone vipers require a really skilled driver to use, but you'll dust pretty much anything if you mod it. But no ABS.

[@Ben_Jones]

@Just some weeb got a silveraydo! That's odd because I'm looking at a pretty long list of viper wins at le mans, Nurburgring, Daytona, etc, where corvettes were the competitors. So it seems that the fat lump of shit between the fenders didn't cause them to lose. Obviously race cars and street cars are different, but it still shows the inaccuracy of your comment.

[@jtabet7]

i was at a roll race last friday, and had a friend with me. he would love when the teslas raced because they were quiet and would call every car a ferrari

[@ishaqmoustati5111]

*sees a 300zx* Non car friend : IS THAT A SUPRA me : THIS IS SPARTA

[@mczhongli4718]

add some round taillights and maybe some popup headlights and it looks like a supra but it won't be the same

[@lehlohonolompeke1]

The most annoying thing a friend has ever said to me is "why do you care so much about a metal box" I wanted to smack him.

[@frostedcereal8243]

My friend asked me, “Why do you like cars so much? They’re just clunks of metal on wheels.”

[@ulissesmendoza8752]

I mean take care of cars yea but don't orgasm when you see a skyline dam now i know why some of the car community is cringy

[@carlover9548]

I was taking photos yesterday of a FK8 Type R and a non car guy friend said why I was taking photos of a normal honda with a big wing.

[@mannyrosado9887]

I had a co-worker criticized my Lexus IS 350 because it was a Toyota while she was driving a CTS?! The audacity has no limits.

[@That1GuyOnYoutube]

Because of people's ignorance, i got a 2003 Pontiac Vibe GT for $1500 5 years ago. Fun and reliable little car.

[@jordantaicho]

The minute you started talking about movie cars that wrx scene from baby driver is what came to mind

[@stefanocateni6901]

There are a billion rwd coverted imprezas out there,and the one in baby driver was just one of them... Rwd coverted to make It drift nothing absurd or wrong

[@jaymelomento4138]

“Redlining your motor won’t damage it” Me- races a mustang and a 540i in my Subaru Legacy and blows headgasket- I- i mean it’s not my motor 😭but like

[@jaymelomento4138]

@Green Bastard nah it’s na

[@issackaiser]

It’s a Subaru. Of course that’ll happen.

[@mroversteer3739]

Well... You did buy a Subaru.

[@TheAdvisor6440]

I have an Eg civic and I went through 2 headgaskets in a month

[@initialvat4226]

If anyone says to you that "it's just a car". Tell them "yeah, well you're waifu is just a drawing..."

[@dbclass4075]

Insulting whatever hobby they have for maximum effect. Example of insult you can throw to me: " It is just a train!"

[@Undertaker93]

Not everyone is a filthy weeb

[@naytnight]

@@Undertaker93 And some weebs are car guys as well.

[@turmoilbreaker9301]

@@dbclass4075 what are some things about trains that you like most?

[@dbclass4075]

@@turmoilbreaker9301 Simpler controls...sort-of. No need to steer. In return however: momentum management is complicated. As passenger, at least you don't need to drive yourself. Things that are normally not allowed/possible while driving (reading, texting, sleeping, etc.) can be done while riding.

[@laufert7100]

2000RPM shifter here, isn't it for better fuel economy? I don't really care about fast acceleration if I'm not passing someone, so when I'm just cruising around I shift early to save fuel.

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

Yes, I also shift at 2,000 RPM to save fuel. It makes a huge difference. If I drive easy I can get 3 kilometers per dollar. Stomping on the gas and it's 1 dollar per km. That's just too much for daily commuting. I drive a 2014 Challenger R/T so I don't drive under 2,000 RPM all the time, that wouldn't be right.

[@tid418]

​@@livinginvancouverbc2247I get about 5 miles per dollar (city) in my Coyote Mustang GT, so that's about 9 km, and I do give it an Italian tune up from time to time. Not all the time, but I do always accelerate in a brisk manner. On the highway, it's way better than that in cost per mile. You must have some brutal gas prices where you live. You said 'kilometers,' so not the US... but someplace that has dollars... Canada? (and now I see your username... ah, yes, Canada.)

[@ghewghewson9412]

this isn't exactly car-related but I asked my friend how long it would take to drive 40 miles if you were driving 40 miles an hour, and he said: "40 minutes"

[@AQ-101]

_smert_

[@georgeb5262]

*meth*

[@kaining7622]

Why would you even ask a question like that unless you already suspected they weren't that smart? If so just wrong to take advantage of that.

[@charlesrodriguez7984]

It would take an hour 😂

[@camostrike4395]

Non car guys “I have to repair my car” Car guys “I get to repair my car

[@OnasaD]

Only in winter does it turn to a have (I live in Maine)

[@jamesduren3334]

Great video! My favorite it when someone ask me, “Is your car a V6 or a V4?”

[@Zeroneii3]

v1

[@dbclass4075]

@@Zeroneii3 Rotate.

[@Alexander-dn4rw]

"A VQ"

[@Zeroneii3]

@@dbclass4075 < -

[@Justanotherlemon]

My cars a V9

[@kittboyfredo2346]

Ngl i kinda want a tuned up Odyssey

[@rzvpoyes.2244]

Hell yeah someone gets it

[@mr_sparkly_face4087]

Look up the Bisimoto Odyssey, you won’t regret it

[@GreaseMonkey1137]

I knew a guy who thought he could drop in a V8 in his V6 mustang with no modifications at all. Trans would bolt right up and wouldn’t have to get a new computer so everything could communicate.

[@WarriorOfEden3033]

Performance has so many variables & means something different for different applications.

[@Definitely_gaige]

My blinker fluid was low when I took it to the dealership, they told me it was going to be extremely expensive to refill...so I ended up buying a new car

[@footos8511]

Yo saaame, but I just kept driven it cuz it’s a bmw 🤷‍♂️

[@bolt5564]

"What's the difference between a sports car and a minivan?"

[@yaboimatteo7706]

The minivan is only a sports car when you put it in R for Race mode

[@grzyb11]

@@yaboimatteo7706 non car guy: Hell yeah let’s ra- *car slams into wall behind it*

[@beauxguidry5373]

@@yaboimatteo7706 It is also confused by many including Car Companies as a SUV. Which it isn't.

[@dozingengineer]

You cold have replied : What's difference between a Casio and Hublot What's difference between a rich dad and poor dad Well Casio is better .

[@beauxguidry5373]

What is the difference? In driving them hard the same way, in four years the sports car will still be on the road.

[@devnotes00]

"Why did you lower your car, it was fine at stock" Me: 🤦‍♂️

[@travieduh701]

Me yesterday with my mom 🤦🏿‍♂️😂

[@nickjohnson2640]

I agree though. It sucks when someone takes a luxury car then lowers it with black rims and puts stickers all over it like a high schooler.

[@likesbikes77]

Unless it was a true car guy who knows you only used coilovers and didn't correct arm angles so now your roll center is wrong and you'll have bump steer :)

[@yaboimatteo7706]

@@nickjohnson2640 nahh, depends on the car. Some cars look nice with that old school bright colours and sticker look on them.....I can't think of any luxury cars that should have stickers on them tho

[@nickjohnson2640]

@@yaboimatteo7706 yea I'm talking about when someone straight pipes a mercedes bmw or Cadillac and then lowers it with stickers all over it while vaping lol

[@fl_w.]

When i was a kid id Always use a Pagani zonda r against my big sister on la sarthe in gran turismo 5 and complain why it goes to 350kph instead of 750 but that was the HP not top speed

[@stealthy_armo7723]

I remember when a client was saying that rolls Royces are the best British cars compared to Bentley and I showed him the amp module in the trunk that has a bmw logo on it and even opened the hood and showed him hoses that have bmw on

[@Chinese_Chicken]

When a non car guy has proved he doesn't know cars, i quit talking cars

[@MoveOutDaWay]

Exactly what I do, just change the subject

[@sahil3259]

I wish I had car guy friends like jackultramotive

[@siddheshpusun7372]

Yeah his vid are so freaking fun dude

[@gaminghuskyforlife]

Play forza and make group posts and easy friends

[@ImportDomestic2006]

I have a good one here. Why do you need that much horsepower. My answer because I can! Here’s another: why is your car so loud it makes all these weird pops. Because it sounds good and I like it and I’m getting more power out of it with the exhaust.

[@carguyns4348]

Ikr, 1 or 2 months ago, my mom had a bmw m340i as a loaner car while her x3 was getting serviced, and I was doing some revving, and she like was stop that is so loud and it will annoy the neighbors, in my mind I was like I don’t care revving is important

[@raoulmori7102]

Nice Pontiac GTO bro

[@footos8511]

@@carguyns4348 umm what? Somebody needs grammarly😂

[@Giovanni_Litterini]

@@footos8511 please stop mr grammar Nazi we are in a youtube comment section not writing formal business emails

[@footos8511]

@@Giovanni_Litterini well am sorry but I couldn’t read it. Didn’t make sense. I made a joke. U mad? 😡

[@whyjnot420]

Food for thought: If you have the knowledge and tools to fix/replace the axle of a car and you are NOT also using those to fix your washing machine when it breaks, you suck at repair work. Seriously, if some grease covered gearhead I knew with a basement/garage full of tools told me that they replaced their dryer because the hub of its fan broke and it wasn't pushing air out anymore... without a really good reason like "after that aliens came and blew it up, look here are 17 videos proving it." I am revoking their gearhead card with the backside of my hand.

[@HunterSonMusic]

8:40 I relate to this because my friend makes fun of Ram trucks because they have "transmission problems" just because there were alot of reports in 2000-2005 about bad transmissions (his favorite truck brand is Chevy). Now my dads new Ram has a better transmission then my friend's dad's silverado

[@NPC_the_driver]

My friend once said that people put a flammable object into their exhaust to make it spit flames

[@Blade_of_Violet_Chaos]

Ah, yes! I do that too! It's called excess fuel from my waste gate.

[@paulday6875]

Actually In the 50's and 60's they absolutely did! An auxiliary spark plugs in the tailpipe and ran the carb really rich. Energize the plug from the overly rich mixture, and boom flames out the back.

[@matiasfpm]

@@paulday6875 yup. Carb engines love to spill fuel into the exhaust

[@theguythatsayshellothere3616]

All right the funniest car statement I hear literally all the time so whenever I’m usually with my mom she’ll look at like a 240SX with a wing and she’ll ask: is that a racer?!?!?!

[@MiG_the_Lucario]

someone really said they used to think hp was the car's health points

[@dbclass4075]

@@MiG_the_Lucario If that someone have a lot of hours in shooter video games, it is sort of understandable

[@Spud_Farmer]

@@dbclass4075 so do I but.....

[@dbclass4075]

@@Spud_Farmer I mean a lot in shooter, but almost none about cars.

[@OllamhDrab]

I do have a friend who had a little Tacoma for years and didn't know it was rear wheel drive until I explained why it was hard for him to back up a steep driveway in the wet. :)

[@ryurc3033]

Non car guy bought a 2005 mustang gt, with a kenne belle supercharger, headers and a couple suspension mods...but dry rotted tires, warped brakes, and a slippy trans...cheap fiberglass hood. And it has a misfire.... Proceeded to tell me how fast it is, how many races he already won, and how he was going to be able to sell it for 60,000$.........05 gt? Automatic? 15 year old supercharger? Uh ok sure ......

[@amehayami934]

I agree completely I wish I had more friends into cars

[@sir38014]

Homie knows, O.G.'s always bringing up the 240SX they had in the past after eyeing my new V6 Nissan.😂👍👍

[@arnavchavan5465]

Once my friend said to me that a gen 4 supra came with a V12..........I wiped him off the face of Earth.

[@shout7227]

I woulda beat his mom

[@arnavchavan5465]

@Lucian Moroi did he have the ecoboost engine swapped?

[@arnavchavan5465]

@@shout7227 i won't go THAT far maybe. Jus kidding I wil

[@honorableundead2273]

My ex looked at an old jeep for me and said it had a Chevy 6 volt in it. She's an ex for a reason. The same girl that thought brakes don't work when there's no battery in the car

[@Singh_1989]

Not exactly a stupid thing people get wrong, but when I tell people I am putting a 232 in my Willys jeep they automatically assume I am putting a small block in her. A lot of people don't know that there's v6's that are a 3.8l 232

[@dans_rodsnkustoms]

Toyota still has recalls on there rusty frames. There's a stack of them behind every dealership here in Canada

[@NateMeyer]

They will still recall the rusted out ones from the 90s

[@agent_bedrock5844]

I can see why the recall exists in Canada now

[@kennymay9036]

which toyotas have frames?

[@SomRandomDude]

I remember going out with my class to the park and a Porsche 911 drives by (the OG 911 that made Porsche famous). While everyone was hyped about it i just said "oh hey it's a beetle reskin.", now everyone hates me

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

Show them pro stock motorcycles versus pro stock that is in my opinion a perfect example of the horsepower to weight

[@Proud_Sex_Dungeon_Owner]

My response to the first thing "have you driven anything that is the least bit sporty? Have you driven a miata at the very least?". Usually they don't make a fuss when it's some supercar like a Ferrari or a Lamborghini, but if you tell them "my almost 30 year old Toyota is worth almost 6 figures" they lose their shit, same with SUVs doesn't matter suzan paid 80k plus for a land rover your 40k civic is overpaying (don't own a civic, did when I in college not a type R, it was around when Honda came up with the type R)

[@murokmakto9723]

About redlining an engine.. A lot of older cars do not have a rev limiter. So you can actually damage the engine by over reving. That combined with sometimes not very accurate rev counters means that on some cars you should actually be careful not to redline it.