Idonevenevenwannasellittyouanyway ft. RIDICULOUS STOCK

[@chrismoerk]

I feel like not enough people are reading the description. It adds another level of Ridiculousness to this already Ridiculous Stock.

[@Kelly_Ben]

😂 Thanks for the heads up. So then, buying this ridiculous stock gives me a chance of someone nabbing my tasties... that's a good enough reason for me! 😂

[@nickivy002]

Thank you x2. Wouldn't notice if not your comm xd

[@mythnam]

I'm really wondering whether the whole thing is a joke, or just the third point

[@Canadagraphs]

I legit wouldnt have read it without this post.

[@financeuk354]

Really glad I read this

[@MissGilAllen]

If there were random pieces of stock that had extra pockets with hand-written notes from Tom, I think THAT would be a great marketing technique

[@wipeout770]

I want a mug with sewn on pockets.

[@beastlyfails7695]

​@@wipeout770that's funny

[@alberttrita5858]

More pockets!? I LIVE FOR POCKETS!

[@Tigerpowers2356]

so i preordered one of tom's IDWH shorts and there was, infact, a handwritten note in one of the pockets of some random sentence and had '108/250' written at the bottom of the note. @tom cardy wtf does this mean

[@bigstu80]

It means Tom still has 142 shorts that he doesn't want to sell

[@alphalagger7902]

Tsundere marketing is a new marketing strat that I'll never expect

[@edwardkendrick9641]

i hate that this is an accurate description i never want to hear the words "tsundere marketing" ever again

[@andersonborges5377]

I am afraid of wearing a "I'm not a cop" t shirt on the streets and make people think I'm a cop, cuz I'm definitely not a cop

[@phantomfeather518]

Don’t worry! If you just tell them “I AM DEFINITELY NOT A COP” then they’ll understand ❤️

[@Norp-i7m]

Sounds like cop talk to me!

[@ktgame2640]

It's amazing how he manages to convince us that he has merch and isn't a cop!

[@battyrae1398]

Are you a cop?

[@graysonfox4159]

They might shoot you in your left leg.

[@mobo5845]

Great how Tom demands to try on everything before shipping, even the mugs, commonly found in his bedroom and in his car.

[@ThatsMrSomeGuyToYou]

Can't have enough pockets on your mugs.

[@grabble7605]

@@ThatsMrSomeGuyToYou Given the historical dearth of pockets on female-oriented clothing merch, Tom's wanton pocket-sewing is technically feminist anarchy.

[@partyfowlbunnies]

You can't have a crockery choir with out them.

[@MissPuppy468]

​@grabble7605 my thoughts exactly. Truly a feminist anarchy icon

[@GarrettHarer]

I know that you've explicitly stated that you don't want to sell these items to me several times, but something about this song actually makes me want to buy them. I'm sorry.

[@metaldutch1441]

That's ridiculous, and you're a despicable person. Sorry but it had to be said.

[@V8HiluxZX6R]

In the words of Montgomery Burns... "Excellent".

[@nukeninmgt1504]

Cmon man, respect his boundaries

[@MrSexas]

​@nukeninmgt1504 Sometimes boundaries are meant to be disrespected. This is prime example.

[@Pinkywinkykinky]

@@V8HiluxZX6R this was the plot all along, reverse psychology

[@_ashley-wr_2163]

Splooge is my favourite colour, I'm so glad it finally got some real representation in media

[@OnceMemorableOldRareImage]

Im pretty sure splooge is white!

[@corpsehandler5321]

​@@OnceMemorableOldRareImage i suppose it depends on your viral load (no pun intended)

[@OnceMemorableOldRareImage]

@@corpsehandler5321 aw cum on that has to be intended!

[@squee599]

#justiceforsplooge

[@OnceMemorableOldRareImage]

@@squee599 #nomoresploog!

[@JacktheSadArmadillo]

My man drops 4 videos in 7 months, 1 being an animation of a previously released song, 2 being attempts to swindle me and all of whom are bangers. I'm here for it baby, a fucking fan till the end.

[@grabble7605]

...All of which. These videos are not people.

[@JacktheSadArmadillo]

@@grabble7605 Really? You learn something new every day. Whom could've thought...

[@yourstalker6463]

@@grabble7605 No they're people. I've been following and watching tom cardy for a while and see them visit every once in a while.

[@odddrawingsandwhatnot]

My mom went through the vinyl collection at her place and got rid of a bunch of my records, including ones that SHE had GIFTED to me! The only reason they were there and not with me is that my place didn't have space for them back then. Among the ones she got rid of, included a transparent blue beatles album that I miss terribly. All I've stated above is to say I just bought the splooge coloured album to help rebuild my collection and add back more colour than was taken away from me.

[@ktgame2640]

I bet you wish it was real so you could buy the splooge vinyl

[@phantomfeather518]

It’s a shame that Tom doesn’t want to sell you the Splooge vinyl anyway, but maybe he’ll make an exception for this very sad case.

[@olive_riggzey]

Buying your vinyl is one of the best purchases I've ever made. Whenever I pull it out to play on my record, I'm not allowed to take it off until everyone has heard their favorite song. I think it's my most played vinyl haha

[@tropio65879]

This is such a damn bop, and that "Ridiculous stock" blurb is such a sweet fucking sound bite.

[@Shadowxx25]

I keep coming back to this song for the Ridiculous Stock and each time I think that Tom should really release an album that's just all his merch jingles. Could be called Marketing 101 or something like that. I think it'd be fun.

[@AcediaRex]

The tsundere marketing startegy. All you’re missing is a cute anime girl who goes “hmph” as your sales representative.

[@piro_the_cat]

Tom Cardy is the cute anime girl

[@raxenladevaldak1749]

One of like, three ads I've ever gone back and rewatched intentionally.

[@afirewasinmyhead]

0:23 idk why but that “thank god” is so wildly satisfying to listen to

[@Nonosun]

Amongst all the ads I've seen in my life, this is the one that attracts me the most.

[@Absolute_Fella]

I know the next round of merch will probably be a long time away, but I would absolutely buy something with “I don’t even even wanna sell it to you anyway” on it. I’ll be happy with the Hatman hat for now

[@AtheistPirate]

A masterclass in tsundere salesmanship.

[@RectPropagation]

I very much want an I Don't Work Here shirt. Also, I'm pretty sure playing hard to get *does* work in a sales context. See also: every product that costs a ridiculous amount of money for no reason.

[@leovk5779]

"That bag, that cost 10 000 dollars, and is identical to the 50 dollars one? It's too good for you. You'll never get it. Get lost."

[@kiseichuuyu]

God dammit, I listen to this song nonstop un-ironically because it’s such a bop. You know you write bangers songs when your fans add your ads to their music playlists, lmao

[@Fluffykins0801]

“Mom I need the credit card so I can buy this guy on KZbin’s splooge!”

[@davidautinify]

i need a 4+ minute version of this banger, please and thanks

[@doomcookies]

Yes please. My ears require it.

[@M4S4life]

I think I listened to this 10 times now

[@wolfiemuse]

Description: “We’d like to emphasize two key points” Also description: *gives three points* 😂

[@relish5633]

this is like when your music teacher tells you to compose a song but they tell the lyrics don’t matter as long as they’re there. this is that song.

[@Gedof]

I don't usually read the description, but this one was the best decision I made. Truly a ridiculous stock.

[@MythicalWater]

ridiculous stock and tragically empty wallets aside, the hand drawn writing and animation is really cool

[@tomcardy1]

Mate that’s big praise coming from you! I binged all of worthikids videos and bought a wamcom the same day haha

[@MythicalWater]

@@tomcardy1 wothikids!! hell yeah

[@MadJack_]

You always make your merch sound cool!

[@The0takuWarrior]

He makes his music look cool too

[@jayjasespud]

I thought he made it sound ridiculous

[@phantomfeather518]

Splooge

[@RealGigex]

this.. is... MY FAVORITE SONG (sang the same way as "ridiculous stock")

[@derpy5670]

I have never heard a musical artist with such a huge genre-range beaide Tom. Each song feels so distinctly him but also so different from each other in cadance and pace and style. truely a master craftsman ...also im buying those shorts you cant stop me

[@ysko7]

I've been listening to this on repeat all day and I am ADDICTED it has to be genuinely one of Tom's best songs

[@ItsPeaky_Editz]

“How underatted are you”? Tom: Yes

[@HaouasLeDocteur]

I want a longer, MUCH longer version of this 😭

[@Skeletanks]

I want more hidden messages on the clothes. Also more pockets, 10/10 would buy if then.

[@PureRushXevus]

even a merch plug is something I'm excited to watch when it's yours hahaha

[@Rlmorrison74]

imagine your mug arriving and it has an extra pocket. next level. Giving me the things I didn't know I wanted.

[@MCFawful]

Facebook marketplace commercial music going crazy

[@rosereddened]

You making actually beautiful music about dumb topics is an unbeatable combination

[@SonicKing84]

I can finally say that, as a sound engineer, I have learned a strange amount of techniques in recording and mixing from watching your videos on repeat. I'd love to know what kind of effects gear you use for your music!

[@prenimystic]

If I do incdeed find a handwritten note in my ridiculous stock purchase, I will be greatly pleased.

[@Crystal-58]

i didnt understand why youd upload an incomprehensible video without subtitles, especially since it wasnt your style of music at all then i realised it was on 2x speed

[@hohocho8961]

Oh god I’ve never wanted to buy more now that I’ve been denied repeatedly 🥺

[@phantomfeather518]

When I heard Ridiculous Stock was doing a collab with Tom Cardy I almost sneezed! Ridiculous Stock is one of the artists of all time, so it’s wow to see them here. Also, I couldn’t help but notice a typo on your merch page! Your Splooge vinyl was accidentally listed as “splatter”. It’s a common mistake, so I understand 💚

[@a-goblin]

this is now the official retail workers theme

[@alexwilliams7595]

I would love a 2nd camera that catches all this with no music in the background just one long shot of Tom in the studio, headphones on dancing and singing away with room sound, just for the laughs.

[@bigstu80]

Auto-generated captions: "ridiculous [Music]" Checks out

[@fearlessjones]

My “ridiculous stock” has arrived at my house (including misspelling your own name, thanks Tom 😂), yet this song remains inside my brain on repeat. Help?

[@reinblack]

Waking up to Tom, what a treat Waking up to Tom Merch, what a blessing

[@theartisticspartan4488]

I’m really happy to hear that you’ve got merch, since I just discovered you a few days ago and have been binging your music videos ever since. To me, you’re like the Australian Weird Al, which is to say I love your music, and you’re hilarious. Lol

[@J.A.animator]

Australian weird AI is a very good way to describe Tom's music actually lol

[@AristocraticLobster]

The amount of effort in the videos and description is tremendous! I've never seen someone go so in-depth for selling me something before!

[@fabian6087]

I'm gonna need that Lo-Fi full version now, big guy.

[@cass_p]

And this is why I always read video descriptions.

[@thisorthat7746]

It's okay Tom. Whether you really wanna sell it to me or not I'll still support you anyway

[@xlr20ice]

The animations on this one were really cool! They add a great vibe to your content

[@TentacleBoss_XJ9]

Absolutely gorgeous ad that definitely wont make buying anything soon

[@ClaeFace]

You’re about to change the marketing game forever

[@menelcrist]

your ads are the only ads that make me want to buy something

[@IHADTHECAKE]

Whenever you want to decide to go on tour I want to audition as your backing drummer. I didn’t even even want to audition anyway. No, wait I really do.

[@piro_the_cat]

Man, you know too well your audience. I have the "I would much prefer to keep my RIDICULOUS STOCK" on repeat in my head and its just so good and so ridiculous, you are a genius fr

[@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486]

Bro if that description is a real email that would be so fucking based and hilarious. Keep being your amazing self Tom, big love to ya.

[@grabble7605]

"the hand written notes you leave in the pockets are not appreciated." You do NOT speak for me. I would buy so much merch if it came with weird handwritten notes.

[@csneil]

We need Bard stock!!!!! Perception check!

[@dojo999]

Oh wow, it took me a couple days and watching the *other* merch video to realize you were actually advertising your merch here. I've just been enjoying the song 🎵 Ridiculous stock!

[@NatPlatyPorpoise]

even the description is pure gold, no, not gold, fucking emerald

[@A_T216]

The email in the description is comedy gold

[@redfox4220]

Tom cardy is one of those guys who makes a song about promoting his merchandising an absolute banger for no reason

[@Alex2_113]

Damn, something about this video, despite him saying so many times that he "doesn't want to sell them to me", just makes me want to buy them. Also that splooge colour is just... beautiful

[@angeleyes7985]

I will buy but I need a ridiculous note from Tom..... I NEED IT! And please add big breakfast merch. My daughter has made this her favorite song now. My son prefers hycybh

[@ThatPKXDGamer]

I think I am bringing back memories in 2023

[@Meleninja]

How do I sell this shit is the part that broke me 😂😂 Ima admit that the editing is gold especially for this type of video also great job to Ridiculous Stock.

[@Meleninja]

The is even funnier that we can buy some stuff, Which I will!

[@roxana-ambersweetman]

This song has me sold because of “Ridiculous stock” part lollllllll

[@cljohns19]

You better let me buy that. Give me!

[@maidenless5007]

I ordered the hatman hat and I found a sneaky signed message that reads "They be tryn' Ta brainwash Ye and nab YaTasties!" 41/100 ha.

[@arielcahn7728]

It's literally an ad for your own merch. Why is it such a *Ridiculous Bop?* 🤘

[@travisharvey4439]

The description!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bunbox]

YES. ANOTHER TOM CARDY VIDEO. FINALLY. I was literally on your channel yesterday wondering when the next one would be, talk about timing.

[@OmnipotentInsect]

You will give us the vinyls, tom

[@R0binah00d]

I bought the last of your Bundles brother. Keep it up and I’ll keep buying. Primarily your Vinyls ❤.

[@dragemort1972]

BRO CONGRATS ON 1 MILLION SUBS!!!

[@tecitto8136]

I need a longer version of this song, it's so good 😭

[@Lala-g4p]

I cant tell if the email in the description is real or not but i really want it to be

[@Haexxchen]

I would apprechiate a weird personal note in the pockets of the merch.

[@gobglob2201]

i know you’re probably not going to make a full version of this but i *would* watch it on repeat like i’m watching this one, just saying

[@wilstevens]

THE VISUALS ON THIS ARE SO COOL OMFG

[@matildakristensen541]

CONGRATS ON ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS TOM! Seeing you grow is been an awesome journey so far. Thank you for all the good tunes and good times!

[@Tiltigo]

The way you say "rrrridiculous" sounds so satisfying

[@latias1236]

I love that you keep adding pockets!

[@taylorjade6918]

I need those extra pockets!!!!! Maybe I'll just steal the merch, since I can't buy it.

[@comentingchannel]

I can't sleep. I just keep saying "ridiculous stock" to myself. Thanks Tom

[@imsomethingyournot]

I wish all merchandise adverts were as banging as this is…

[@joyfuldelights9876]

haha the description for the video is so funny and so sad hugs for Tom

[@TheRabbitman3000]

RIDICULOUS STOCK is my favourite featured artist, insane to see this collab with Tom Cardy

[@cheshire9646]

that guy on the phone seemed like a businessman. not a cop. definitely.

[@patrickblakethesaint]

Congrats on 1M! When did that awesomeness happen?!

[@SoraZ2112]

Was not expecting to see a Human Centipede cup. I’ll buy 10.

[@randomroughneck1030]

this is an amazing example of enjoyable marketing that uses reverse psychology

[@emmahealy4863]

"Stop seeing more pockets into the merchandise" I'm giggling away like a mischievous little goblin

[@82496125]

I didn’t even even realize there were 2 evens until the 20th time I listened to this gem. Mr Cardy I love it when you don’t give a frick, it sets you free

[@Preds7thMan]

The extra even does it for me

[@NotEmiliaNatsuki]

Honestly the description is the funniest part

[@theacewithamace8847]

It’s nice knowing Tom is still my favorite chaotic Australian

[@scottandcoke1342]

Tom straddles the toilet seet when he poops