If Bear Grylls was a School Teacher

Teaching kids about survival....one bottle of piss at a time
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[@ShakTV]

Would you drink piss to pass?

[@gonefrthistime]

noooo def not

[@gonefrthistime]

who would do that? 😂 😂

[@CrazyPigeon094]

I’m good thanks

[@GRDN184]

Ofc

[@GRDN184]

Lol

[@caitlin6688]

Damn it's been ages since I've seen a good Bear Grylls joke! Takes me back.

[@itstabularr]

Honestly best one yet. We have the eshay, the junkie, the islander and now its time for 'the Bear Grylls'

[@SeanyAU]

earbay yllgrays

[@indewwyt]

hi tabularr im xsami

[@itstabularr]

@@indewwyt yo noway bro wassup long time no see. How ya doin?

[@indewwyt]

@@itstabularr doing great what about u

[@itstabularr]

@@indewwyt yeah me too😄

[@noahhansen9183]

“I put in a request to the school principal change the school bubblers from water to piss, but unfortunately my request was denied” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@PaleoTribe]

Bear Grylls is like a cryptid on the channel at this point. One quench of piss a day keeps the Grylls away!

[@thundercloudgaming1213]

this is too funny but at the same time realistic if bear grylls was a teacher

[@Couch_Potato42]

Bear Grylls piss jokes never get old 😂

[@thefardbedwarsplayer4166]

Shak never fails to make me laugh 😂😂

[@Hotdogman580]

I would gladly have bear as my teacher

[@tomford14]

I love it when Shak uploads! 👍 love ya content mate! 👍 ❤️

[@ShakTV]

Much love bro ❤

[@chrisabood9102]

ur the best and i watch all ur vids@@ShakTV

[@FefJoe]

Bro hasn’t evolved since his days in the wild💀💀

[@Dominic20120]

Shak always makes my day! Love from New Zealand :D

[@user-ln5iq6by9v]

That is a spot on Bear Grylls impression.

[@cleopetra87]

Yaaaaayyyy😂😂😂😂😂 I missed Bear Grylls 'shak style' 🤟way better than the original 😂

[@ShakTV]

😂😂

[@cleopetra87]

@@ShakTV it got me 'pissing' from laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-rk5lm2cj1p]

Impersonation is spot on

[@whispergg2537]

Army, piss, "about good enough to eat", "pRoTeIn", the voice. Bro nailed it

[@Footyprods]

“Wow that smells f**king awful” 😂😂😂😂

[@RetroSynthWave]

Easily the most underrated skit youtubers. Keep it up the content is so funny!

[@RP49Music]

This is such a funny video 😂! Insanely underrated 😢!

[@Ethan-ghoul]

Do part 2 of this mate

[@Wyatts464]

Man your so good at voicing so many people that I even forget that it’s only you keep up the amazing work

[@Ark_Exercise]

'Out here climbing trees because! the adventure never stops' 😂😂😂😂😂 had me dying i love this !

[@GoofBean]

“I got kicked out of the teachers room because they didn’t approve my lunch- a nice juicy grub and a bottle of warm piss!” 😂 that’s too funny

[@BigShot4]

mate this video is so funny 🤣 and also on of the best videos i've watched so far

[@tohnee]

This skit had me dying, we need more of Bear Grylls

[@Wilburworm07]

You never cease to impress, wishing you success on bigger things

[@yashhgami]

😭😭😭 golden video for more reasons than one

[@frokality]

this is so accurate

[@alwayspooh1588]

Shall has the mannerisms and cadence of speech down pat! Good work Shak!

[@freezyy4604]

bro i remember when i was watching ur live and you had 30k

[@kepler5638]

The greatest Bear Grylls impression ever 😂😂😂

[@phatcake-iy2nh]

The piss bottle in his backpack at 3:50 had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FilmingAustralia1623]

I almost thought this was Bear Grylls for a second

[@avivabillington5514]

😂😁🤣 Watch out,Bear Grylls!! Shak has the classroom covered

[@joshuadoland5479]

Bro had fun with this. Top tier comedy

[@JLEDITZ2.0]

Shak with the accurate and pinpoint accuracy of Bear Gryll's breathing montage.

[@SeanyAU]

The end HAHAHAHA "and they all failed"

[@StuntaMC]

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

[@MrPleaseWatchYT]

Perfect bear grills voice

[@nutmeg0144]

straight up with the piss jokes 😂😂😂😂

[@lqih]

Great video mate

[@II_4_R_Z_II]

Oh that’s vile but good protein had me laughing so hard thanks Shak

[@jamieamato560]

I actually had to come back and write this. I decided to watch Bear Grylls for the first time. In the first minute I... Cracked up laughing... Because! Of how bang on... Your impression was! The only thing... That I remembered... About him... Before watching... HIS series! 😂😂😂

[@bunningsnag6110]

We need more bear Grylls skits

[@Majorwindy]

ngl that’s such a funny impression

[@MrGlenspace]

Absolutely hilarious. I can never watch a bear grylls episode again without thinking of this skit.

[@YourGripper]

The voice is on point 📍

[@Officaldxrkeditzz]

KEEP ON THE WORK SHAK NEVER GIVE UP❤❤❤

[@ShakTV]

❤

[@Pedro11129]

Why does this feel sooo accurate

[@ZEN_G0D9090]

@shaktv just askin what the actual fuck was that accent for bear grylls cause I love it mate keep it up just subbed

[@user-gb3ir6nl3t]

Shak U make my Monday every day, also the bear Grylls impression is on point. I also have some video recommendations: IPad kids be like, Eshay At Trainstation/mall, eshay fights junkie. Cheers mate! Also have u been watching the AO Shak?

[@benthesleepyhead]

2:36 WOW thanks for the tip I will be sure to do this

[@hairyscary8511]

Pissed my self laughing as it's going to be 40c on Australia day🇭🇲 lm saving it😅

[@samthetalisman]

with tradies its pints and with bear grylls its piss

[@YesNoMaybeIDntKnwDoU]

This was good 😂😂

[@GodlyCarnage]

References and mannerisms on point haha

[@ash21mix]

Sup I’m never this early. Love ur vids Shak! 🔥

[@Jayden-lr2mm]

If schools in Australia were like this

[@coreymiller3611]

Shak my brother, this video was a 12/10 definitely up there with some of your best. Keep up the good content, been watching since day one

[@Rkbmaxxx]

This is pretty good mate...your impersonation is spot on! Good work dude! 🤘🇦🇺🤘...I'd drink piss for a house payment!

[@Tiger-zk1qp]

There are worse things than death. Like drinking p....

[@CurryShooter268]

This is so good, keep it up man 👍😂

[@hulkgqnissanpatrol6121]

This was funny af 👍😂🤣 Maybe do out-takes in the future? 🤔 😂

[@kuzimi3]

why is this so accurate

[@Emily-the_funny_guys]

That was your funniest, best video so far 😂😂😂 LMFAO

[@-dystopic-]

That was fucking hilarious haha.

[@ba.skidderLOCKDOWN]

Imagine bear Grylls as a science teacher disect the rabbit now eat the flesh as its full of vitamins

[@MonkesYT]

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[@DPSshrek]

Nice one shak Keep going!

[@jacksempf1785]

You can tell their parents "they didn't have the right survival skills".

[@ol23478]

As an English person, the impression was on point

[@JohnPT123]

Brilliant one Shak, I love the videos, makes Monday not as irritating

[@chemonro]

this is your best video ever lol

[@stephenrodda3664]

You had me on the floor

[@aaronhopkins6697]

Best one yet, bear shak.

[@arithedestroyer742]

The goat is here

[@potahharry]

teacher:today wel be jumping in this swamp shrek:GET OUT MY SWAMP Swamp 🚫 shreks swamp ✅

[@lynettescotford9824]

Thank you for the effort you put in the video the 😊

[@user-uq6pb6jv6r]

he would be a good teacher

[@bullzye101]

OMFG LMFAOOO BLOODY AWESOME STUFF SHAKTV .... BLOODY BIG THUMBS UP BRO

[@blendtain]

this is so funny lol

[@thedrossx4203]

Should come see the junkies we have in scotland different breed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ivenzeh]

Watching this cooked is even more cooked 😂

[@-dystopic-]

Accent was spot on!

[@Some0ne-Something]

You mastered this so well, the vid cracked me up so much😂 I loved it❤

[@stefanvasiljevic6052]

This would just be pewdiepie on crack trying to be a survival expert

[@dangerm3496]

Accent is on point.

[@jordancawthorn3439]

Funniest one you’ve made mate 😂

[@IMPsychoz]

no doubt yah best video had me crackin up

[@JayGamez1]

Bro love thee vids these r so funny 😂 first

[@user-gb3ir6nl3t]

Have u even watched the vid?

[@fakecorny9807]

This is so funny that you’re laughing at your own jokes!

[@tlnkj1910]

Ngl we all grew up watching him then realised he was just the fakest survival expert known to man

[@Arvy111]

Laughed till I cried

[@Trigger____]

Oh my this was a real rip snorter haha!

[@codystartin999.]

Funniest video yet man 😂

[@UnshakeableOfficial]

How did bro get hired 😂

[@NostalgiaFreak_]

BEAR ON TOP

[@ShakTV]

The Goat

[@NostalgiaFreak_]

ahh who else@@ShakTV

[@sydney8382]

Ahahahahaahaha crack me up 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@NutterButter2]

w shak he is a true g fr

[@angus-aussie-aboriginal]

Keep up the good work ❤