If Bethesda made Helldivers 2

[@mrcactus7669]

the text under the loading screen is too accurate

[@terrnoisrp8894]

I saw the video and just wanted to know how many loading screen were there.

[@SwayzeConnor-n4m]

Exactly

[@Skullguy-w7b]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SinbadNaiver]

yeah...that text made me sick just seeing it.

[@X_X978]

After seeing this, I realized Arrowhead's attention to detail and their ability to make their world so immersive is why I fell in love with this game.

[@benjamin1720]

The experience is seamless! Clearly they are aiming for perfection!

[@Zeegoku1007]

Ikr, it's the first game I clocked in 300 hrs the fastest than any game to date in my 10 yrs of gaming !

[@SwayzeConnor-n4m]

Yeah

[@agps4418]

Immersive my ahh The fact both automatons and bugs unable to deal with hellpods falling from the sky all the time doesnt make any sense

[@tacticalra1nbow956]

When I first played HD2, I thought that’s a standard quality for a PlayStation games, transitions animations instead of loading screen

[@michasokoowski6651]

You opened the planet map without a loading screen? Damn, its a next gen

[@berserkerpride]

Yea that was too smooth for bethesda. It wouldn't be a globe it would be a flat map on a different screen.

[@TheParagonIsDead]

Bruh has never played a Bethesda game.

[@TheParagonIsDead]

@@berserkerprideStarfield has globes wtf are you talking about 💀 And there’s no loading screen to go to a globe.

[@michasokoowski6651]

@@TheParagonIsDead Well, thats why starfield is a next gen

[@marekskrivanek]

There wouldn’t be any SuperCredits in that place of interest, instead you would get an apple and old wooden bucket.

[@skypl3546]

1:06 "*Super credits collected must be paid for to receive them in-game"

[@SampledTax7]

*And you get 1 SC per stack, not even a chance for a bigger sum*

[@alvintatai288]

😢😢😢

[@ScientificGlassblowing]

You forgot the 5 crashes you would have had by now!

[@Meehuuu]

Thats what all those cuts were.

[@TheChampionofthepeople]

Never had a crash while not in a mission…

[@WhiskersAndCookie]

@@TheChampionofthepeople Did you even read the video title?

[@TheChampionofthepeople]

@@WhiskersAndCookie yes. Yes, I did indeed.

[@BIGESTblade]

That part of the game is exactly like Bethesda maybe even worse.

[@mmkanashiro]

throws a 500kg on a bot outpost that destroy almost all bots, leaving 1 survivor the bot (in bot sounds): it must have been the wind

[@LeoBoy5286]

The guns would also have a horrible design and the character would rack the slide after every reload

[@floppaquest4916]

And the ejected shells would include the bullet

[@Maxsmack]

Cyberpunk guns are wacky and crazy, but are at least plausible in a highly advanced technological society. Bethesda guns are just straight up Hollywood magic, with zero chance of ever functioning without teleporting bullets.

[@TheAnnoyedGoose]

@@MaxsmackI love seeing comparisons between cyberpunk and star field. Seeing people go “maybe cyberpunk wasn’t that bad”, coming back, and seeing all the improvements and updates CDPR made

[@KaiBarnes-ds2ik]

And instead of mags you have bullets and have to buy them on the super detroyer.

[@mekacrab]

@@Maxsmack Not so plausible when a lot of them have absurd unpractical designs in Cyberpunk. But at least they mostly function like a gun should I guess. And their barrels are not fkn square like in Starfield...

[@DarkCatfish]

bile titan hits you into low orbit

[@BIGESTblade]

Tbf, they do that anyway. And tanks too when they explode.

[@clementbianchini8651]

Let's be honest that was on the fun side of bugs, it was patched but the community actually asked for it to be put back in the game

[@etuanno]

@@clementbianchini8651 Enemies flying around still happens from time to time. I recently shot a charger with a RR and it went flying. Same with bile titans.

[@haytham7035]

0:49 Loading Screen with SIXTEEN TIMES the detail than average gameplay!

[@dartcolors1073]

"Any super credits received in-game will go into your vault. To empty your vault, a purchase of $10 or more is required"

[@Muzzle1300]

When pelican 1 arrives it would be a loading screen saying “do you want to enter pelican 1? You will be leaving the zone permanently.” You’ll also find all the enemies standing in place saying “never should have come here!”

[@johnathantest469]

It’s crazy how soulless the game feels with static loading screens

[@kaz4184]

bethesda fans will still glaze starfield

[@erencanayhan8514]

​@kaz4184 you know what... At least they arent EA or Ubisoft fans

[@stevebomer7670]

Bold of you to assume the in game currency money would be available to find randomly

[@TamTroll]

every time you die, you wake up on a cart to the words "Hey you, you're finally awake!" And then you need to play all of skyrim again for another chance at helldivers.

[@Аяшиебу]

Now that's how to make helldivers fear for their life!

[@rockfish943]

what if hell is just skyrim and you have to go all the way through to reincarnate

[@332ndAttackBattalion]

Scary...

[@legionofmetal9968]

Just reading the title alone made me convulse and want to vomit... God...Could you imagine...? Jesus...There are those that bash arrowhead for their faults but we dont know how lucky we are to have arrowhead as the developers for this game.

[@michaelgoudis344]

The pick locking minigame had me LMAO.

[@89BlackGatomon]

I totally expected the Helldiver to glitch out of the ship or through the world map upon landing 😂

[@jetrexdesign]

I lol'd at the lockpick door having a medieval lockpick. That's the good stuff.

[@matpeace3846]

I think even the briefing will have loading screen. Or, quote by badger "Hulu ass menu animation".

[@Cam-xn1en]

Items on the Super Destroyer are physics props, and they explode off of surfaces when you load back into the area.

[@ultimater8700]

loading screen after loading screen after loading screen(with tips this time). damn so true.

[@kennedyyu6787]

*steps out of cryo chamber* Ship master: hey you, you’re finally awake

[@fixzy115]

The evacuate missions would be taking the citizens halfway across the map, at a speed halfway between walk and run, and they would want to tell you the story of their people as you go

[@Neofoxxx]

Little to no microtransactions, the guns are well designed, and no crashes? What kind of Bethesda game is this?

[@clementriffault7919]

the funny thing is, i feel more like a space pioneer in helldivers 2 than in starfield, and seamless in a game where travelling is important change anything !

[@frederickspeller8117]

The democracy officer on the bridge should day "got another mission for you, helldiver".

[@LanEXHikari]

I was expecting the "hey, you're finally awake" clip thrown in the mix, but still accurate 😅

[@figloalds]

I love how Helldivers capitalize on every second of our attention by making the loading screen be a fantastically beautiful cutscene showing us being deployed. There's no downtime, it's not a "loading", it's you being deployed Never gets old

[@ilgiallo0]

You forgot the shop opening at launch

[@guillermomazzari8320]

I laughed super hard, thanks for the vid bro!

[@nebylicza]

Needs a shitton of jank and guns that fire round bullets through rectangle barrels

[@haircafekevin]

I loled pretty hard at the lockpicking part.

[@DerexArchives]

you forgot the part where you crash halfway in mission

[@Arkay24]

This is so accurate, by the time the lockpick popped up I wanted to scream

[@gabrokkerhun]

I was waiting for the adoring fan ambush with the zoom in.

[@hiphopkiller]

I like how this is a new metric by which we measure games now.

[@frederickspeller8117]

It's been out less than a year but if Bethesda developed Helldivers 2 they would have re-released it 5 times by now.

[@Nazz-b7p]

The skyrim lockpick on the container had me dying 🤣

[@NyJoanzy]

Missed opportunity to have the ship be 5 times as large but have the same amount of features.

[@javiermichel7097]

There is a little of game on your bias. I love it ♥ thanks So accuarate the the text under in the loading screen.

[@Obozo_Gaming]

I mean, I wouldn't say no to the lockpicking bit. If you're trying to he stealthy.

[@MtnNerd]

Almost perfect. At the end I would add: "2 Super Credits Collected"

[@dragon062792]

The lock pick mini game had me dead lmao

[@onionsbabyonions2]

Bethesda: carefully pick the lock to open up the reward Arrowhead: Just blow it up

[@bellissimo4520]

The Skyrim lock picking really made my day... 😅

[@fayon42]

The most amazing part is the dual Super Credit in the box !

[@MortSalazar]

Except for the lockpicking it's subtle and yet very blunt if you know Beth games deeply and for a long time And it's sooo accurate Nice one

[@Renegade029]

As someone who spent over a hundred hours in Starfield, I can confirm this is accurate 😂

[@Dispo030]

I admire every time how fucking metal the process of joining a match is.

[@AbysswalkerASMR]

Me: "That's so accurate, lol" Also me: "How does the Oblivion soundtrack still slap so damn hard?"

[@AWARHERO]

The lock on that container... IT JUST WORKS!

[@Jimmychunguss]

Was expecting to have a paywall to use the navigation console

[@viktorreznov6425]

The end was so good lol, too accurate!!

[@AndroSpud]

It's when you watch something like this , you realize the reputation Bethesda has garnered as this amazing studio is definitely blown away out of proportion. Their games are sub quality

[@CatheteriZedEYE]

the lockpicking got me 😂

[@brokensoul8390]

Bethesda: Pioneers of the loading screen simulator games

[@basbas192]

Inaccurate They would NEVER give out super creds for free

[@MrCovi2955]

This is painfully accurate

[@CF-or3ci]

Ok. Opening the container got me.😂

[@peacedos1]

Damn the bucket stratagem is OP against bots

[@fuhrerlandon]

I lost my shit at the lockpicking part

[@dnakatomiuk]

I was expecting a loading screen to get to the 3d galaxy map

[@DoctorJoker80085]

Nuh uh, you wouldn't even have seen the Helldiver descend into the pod, as soon as you hit interact, it would've been a black loading screen yuh uh!

[@robjdrum]

Mine would have crashed upon entering the ship and taking control of my character and I would have had to wait over a year until the community made an all-in-one patch to even be able to play the game.

[@anom2619]

You forgot the conformation before the lockpicking started for if you wanted to purchase this loot box

[@Keyammo]

the loading screen with the low res screenshot hahaha

[@nwccheatera]

So funny. I would only add being bombarded with their pay to win ads. Yes, Helldivers has dlc content, that you can still earn in game, Bethesda would make it impossible to just find super credits.

[@willofdeath]

or just give 10 to the person that loots the crate. rest of team get none.

[@alanarzh6356]

the lockpick is the definitive

[@isabatedcases5738]

This would be perfect if the loading times were 10 times longer

[@majorbodyodour4820]

A lockpick mechanic in the heat of battle would be kind of awesome, providing the pay off was adequate

[@Rayfireful]

- Guns like the senator and Halt will have the same animation wether you reload a single shot and an empty gun - enemies in harder difficulty would have the same spawn rate with trivial, but you need to unload everything you have just to kill a single hunter - your character is probably called "hellborn" and probably was a prisoner

[@dreaddark2861]

I was waiting for the crashes, not enough crashes

[@IlliaPogodin]

This is as accurate as a Bethesda game can be.

[@Voeluspa45]

To be fair, the loading time on boot up is quite painful and then I have to watch the guy get out of the freezer every single time. At least he stands at the bridge at that point. And after missions... Those stupid screens? And again the sequence were we all have to stand next to each other?

[@DeadBatteryRed]

The lock picking is fucking awesome

[@Аяшиебу]

Ghostdiver spotted

[@rashidhumine]

Bethesda loves Loading Screens.

[@Acanthophis]

I want my one minute back.

[@belongaskip]

there's no way they could show the map that smoothly. it would fade to black and open a menu

[@light6532]

you forget you can't find super credit in any of the planet. To get super credit you only need to buy from the store

[@blushingcav5331]

It's our shared responsibility that Bethesda today is still up and running.

[@kitrinayolie]

I broke at the lockpicking.

[@TheQuadraticAttenuator]

I love this! 😂 Just goes to show that if any other game studio created games like Bethesda does, it would be an unacceptably bad mess.

[@Sleeper____1472]

i died seeing the lockpicking

[@nullbubble791]

If Bethesda made it we'd still be waiting

[@iliqnchushkov2128]

Alright this is spot on, and actually genius 😂

[@Syrael]

At the end when you pick up the items, you should be overloaded instantly ;)

[@corysteiner1218]

After the crate I would've had the adoring fan come up behind you lol. Or the game crashing when dropping to a planet.

[@der_peevmeister]

You forgot the crash to desktop. Otherwise, spot on.👍🏻

[@Seskal]

The effect from the pod landing wound have sent him back into orbit, as as more of the map loads on the screen, it should artifact before crashing and hard locking the PC.

[@adrianvulpes9509]

I see I am not the only one who thought Trandor was Skyrim-esque.

[@GrandSupremeDaddyo]

If it was a Bethesda game you wouldn't find SC in the container.

[@GameFuMaster]

you know, I just want a menu instead of this "interactive menu" so I don't have to walk all over the place just to access OTHER MENUS

[@bb63missouri44]

Lockpicking increased to 70

[@MarkPetravich]

Inaccurate, no weird bugs or glitches in the whole clip!

[@Pzyclopz]

I like that there's only Trivial difficulty, but that's not very Bethesda. It's either Trivial or Bullet Sponge

[@skippygh0st248]

You fire one bullet and the whole game crashes to desktop

[@itskyansaro]

I wanna be able to lockpick Containers and Bunkers so i don't alert surrounding enemies

[@discride18]

jesus this is masterpiece, i realy want secont part

[@Hotoska]

You forgot the loading screen when leaving the hellpod after reaching the planets surface