If Civil War Reenactments Were Honest - Key & Peele

[@djmotise]

The guy playing the general is an amazing actor. Hilarious and so well done.

[@ScootyPuffSr7]

His name is Mark Moses.

[@jackiemoon1556]

He looks like the Lt. out of Platoon.

[@ScootyPuffSr7]

@@jackiemoon1556 Yeah. That was him.

[@unnecessaryammorack]

@@EMANBURNS really nigga

[@jackiemoon1556]

KZbin deleting comments again...

[@GuitarMusician99]

Jordan has so many voices, I don't think I know how his real voice sounds

[@davide.9576]

The two of them literally used their real voices by the end

[@bassassassinnn7459]

NOIICCCE!

[@jones9309]

"Suuuuuuuuuuuure didn't mean to sneak up on ya sir" 😁😂

[@GuitarMusician99]

@@davide.9576 At this point there's no way we know what their real voices are

[@lasvegas4061]

IvanIvanov just lost in words for how right you are.!!!

[@soulassassin0g]

I see they finally got picked at the auction.

[@MsGechi77]

Good one!

[@funkk]

Good for them!

[@EA-lc3ht]

What a wonderful and bless-ed day for an auction!

[@lokeymexican]

Ouch

[@grammargestapo6654]

$5 on Lot A!

[@CassiusDrake]

I love how no one even complains or resists, they’re all just like “yah that’s fair” 😂

[@maaz322]

they know they'll get drawn and quartered by the media by it, best to give em their antiques instead of pay for a lawyer that won't save them

[@TonPaulHatesBlacks]

If they had fought bak and been gunned down tho

[@cmg2853]

Yeah lets see you fight back against a 9mm lol

[@Sonny_McMacsson]

@@cmg2853 With more millimeters.

[@spaghettisaucer8870]

yeah in real life they get kicked or arrested

[@Jason-ue9ym]

“Gentlemen, give us your wallets and anything that’s an actual collector’s item” 🤣🤣🤣

These guys are comedy gold!!!

[@BaioWithMayo]

I like how they can make literally everyone sound like jerks in their skits. Best way to avoid hurting one groups feelings is to make fun of both groups! (Not saying racists should have their feelings unhurt, but having "slaves" rob them at gun point is just the icing on the cake for comedy)

[@charlesmartinthespartin2797]

Collectors item how bout the guys who didn't say ni...- tell u to fuck off because they didn't do shit .

[@Chris_A_]

Those two are an awesome comedy act 👍🏻.

[@charlesmartinthespartin2797]

Some of their stuff is all kinds of retarded making it funny some of it is just asking to be made fun of.

[@ben1627]

"We dont want no trouble" robs them a minute later

[@EdmanThunder]

I think that there is profiling XD

[@EdmanThunder]

@Tom Mackey XD

[@DarkcIoud1111]

"We don't want no trouble" is a double negative, so it makes perfect sense that they robbed them. If anything they were looking for trouble to give them an excuse to rob them.

[@DarkcIoud1111]

@steelrain 814 Sure it is; it maybe isn't a good excuse, but it is an excuse.

[@DarkcIoud1111]

@steelrain 814 An excuse is "attempt to lessen the blame attaching to a fault or offense." By the one guy using an offensive term, they can use the fact he is racist against them as an excuse to rob them.

[@IronVigilance]

Gen: We are here to preserve a beautiful slice of southern culture. Soldier: Yeah! ....just....the slice

[@ethanmcfarland8240]

You know the small sliver left after William (you keep their chains, you get the flames) tucumseh Sherman came along

[@misternurse2u503]

ElevenBravo well I’m pretty sure everyone that receives at least 667 likes will have to have 666 at some point. Maybe that was a personal sign just for you??? 👿 🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂

[@blackheart66v73]

@@misternurse2u503 oooo burnnnn lol

[@MrGrey-zc2cy]

Meanwhile: BLM: We are here to receive reparations for the actions of a certain race against our ancestors Soldier: Didn't Africa have slavery and sold them to the slavers? Also didn't several prominent free men also own slaves and slavery was more or less ended by England? BLM2: Yeah! I mean no! ...just...the certain race.

[@muyiighodaro5086]

@@MrGrey-zc2cy you missed

[@AdmiralBurningskull]

The fact they played Union Dixie as Key and Peele took their wallets and guns... (chef's kiss)

[@Stanleyfromnerd]

thats actually the normal dixie song that was made by confederates because there's no lyrics

[@Master-Mirror]

​@@Stanleyfromnerd Dixie was written by Daniel Decatur Emmett from Ohio before the Civil War actually.

[@Stanleyfromnerd]

@@Master-Mirror Erm actually 🤓

[@Master-Mirror]

@@Stanleyfromnerd Pretty sad that making a well-intentioned correction is considered a bad thing now. But suit yourself.

[@Stanleyfromnerd]

@@Master-Mirror sorry if that sounded rude, I was only making an innocent intentioned joke, as I wanted us to have a little laugh.

[@jaytorr6701]

Peel's high pitched voice gets me everytime. He also did it with the civil rights leader who played in racist films

[@macemalakai]

Gribbles!

[@Konform2zoidberg]

yeah, he was a great actor. and he did his own stunts

[@penpad_bts]

I can NOT handle Jordan’s voice like that. I’m damned near in tears laughing.

[@KaritKtana]

@@penpad_bts same! But it also freaks me out 😂 it kinda hints at his love of horror somehow

[@oliverdelica2289]

RIP Otis Carmichael He acted in racist films so we don't have to

[@Silburific]

I started laughing as soon as they came on screen. My brain already knows this is gonna be good.

[@somalena8835]

Same!!!! 😂

[@lordbmills]

Me too. Lol

[@whiskeyopsonps4497]

They always brighten up my day.❤️👍🏼

[@kirank287]

Haha same

[@rollsroyce2627]

Pretty much 😊👍🏼👍🏼

[@Phoenix-zi4kp]

1:47 “Pleaaaase don’t give us the whip ” I’m dead lmao 🤣 .

[@Nuhuh130]

Jeans Louissaint nobody’s gonna whip anybody 😂

[@hal9xxx321]

*cool hwhip*

[@IndigenousEuropean-hp4yl]

The auctions were closed on saturdays.👃

[@mtnbikr107]

When they started singing "oh my Lord" I lost it

[@goatee21]

How many retakes would this take to keep a straight face. No way lol

[@johnnyuchiha3866]

1

[@ben1627]

probably took quite a few.

[@johnnyuchiha3866]

Just

[@kitkate9884]

Taco Truck 80k people liked it and it has over 2 million views so I’m pretty sure it was funny😂

[@johnnyuchiha3866]

Dropped

[@megadestroyer454]

Eric Andre actually did this at a real reenactment. P.s except for the robbery I guess, lol.

[@arthurguerra1079]

I'm about to look that up appreciate that

[@Robocoppat]

Of course he did!

[@westtnskirmishlog6820]

Yes I and my company were there. The couple of USCT in the crowd didnt appriciate it at all.

[@SobaYatai]

@Bob E Dahl savage*

[@zoewells3160]

Nah they just cut out that part

[@minolee5995]

They actually harmonized so well in the "Oh my lawd" 😂

[@rooblez9005]

😂

[@McD5791]

Like in Toy Story 4: " we're gonna get a kid"

[@kennethjones3939]

Key's passion at 2:13! ☠️☠️🤣

[@Zman44444]

I never caught on to this slip by the General. Holy shit this skit gets better every time. @ 1:59 “The south has a right to own” You two, the writers, everyone is so fucking talented.

[@ianhuangncubed]

Am I missing something, what does that mean?

[@PurpleBandit3000]

@@ianhuangncubed "The South has a right to own slaves"

[@Basedlocation]

@@PurpleBandit3000 The south has a write to own their way of life*

[@dxcSOUL]

@@Basedlocation and Jefferson Davis expressly said owning slaves was how they defined, "their way of life."

[@ReadyMindsetGo]

I think nowadays the South has a right to be owned lol

[@mysaferefuge]

"shore didn't mean to snick up on ya, sir" - my dog begging for food

[@FOXXHOUND86]

Lmao yep mine too moment I give what he wants that's when the gangster cames out 🙄

[@chickenhawk9747]

My slave begging for food:

[@zephyr3453]

oof to the yikes

[@GOOB3000]

Sure

[@pjincho]

Andrew M can you hear my eyes rolling?

[@ghettostuntabulious]

"Don't just stand there like a bunch of lazy ni..." Ooooooohh, lol.

[@1winna]

Yeah, least funniest part of the sketch!!! :-/

[@chaddelong998]

that's the moment he realized his brakes needed fixin'. cause he ran over the line on that one.

[@jevonsims900]

Exposed their racism real quick😂😂😂👌🏾 Gimme your wallets and any collectors items😂😂😂

[@javieremoya]

@@jevonsims900 they were pushing him though...they really were. Yeah that word is specifically bad but in this sketch it was probably used in the same way an angry person calls someone a bitch or asshole in the heat of the moment without thought. He was very pleasant with them up until then

[@pc_115]

@@javieremoya there is no exuse to Use that word

[@soldieroftruth77]

I see they opted for immediate reparations.

[@Restrictted]

You sir need more likes...lol

[@Deuteromis]

😂👏👏👏👏

[@xthukuh]

At the spot 🤣

[@ianian4162]

More like theft but i guess "reparations" is trendy now.

[@Deuteromis]

@@ianian4162 And how does that justify slavery and the racism African Americans have had to face over centuries? Oh wait it doesn't. 😒

[@scoobydoo5661]

The part when the guy who plays the confederate General is about to inspire his men with a quote from Jefferson Davis but stops mid-sentence because he is so distracted gets me every single time.

[@gentlemanjim480]

“No man, no government can take this away from us.” Abraham Lincoln: “Hold my beer.”

[@ricksharp5749]

Genius

[@micahmaggio6431]

@@ricksharp5749 it's just a dumbass, reused repetitive meme comment. There's absolutely nothing genius to "duuuujhhhh hold my beer" come up with something original, sad how the humor nowadays is just stupid squeaker shit.

[@gentlemanjim480]

Well, we sure are glad that you sat us straight. Thank you for correcting the errors of our ways. Hadn’t realised that a lighthearted comment that does not mean all that much could trigger such passion. I suppose you are otherwise not very busy with things like interacting with friends, etc.

[@zealous4665]

Micah Maggio How about you come up with the new original jokes instead of complaining in a youtube comment section about “ugh muh humor nowadays is unoriginal.” Definition of boomer shit. Back in my day headass boi.

[@druid_zephyrus]

Pretty sure it was "hold my hemp pipe" but the jist is still there.

[@muzafferozen1887]

“Stop standing like there like a bunch of lazy Ni-“ *video starts buffering* Me: ...

[@wolfwintemute7298]

What do you think he was going to say? My money is on "Nincompoops".

[@faxyo9985]

Ninny

[@unknowjlm]

Nitpickers, probably.

[@jonbowman7686]

@Intelligent Design so anyway....

[@MrCanucklehead75]

@Intelligent Design Your racism is showing, inbred.

[@coronavirus5738]

I almost chocked on my water when they started singing "oh my lord, lord, lord, lord"... that's what the 54th regimen sang on Glory movie before they went to war.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@TheCrossPearls]

Tickle Pink 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@salonigupta5190]

Hey meghan

[@AD-eg9cw]

You forgot your jacket!

[@jamesmoriarty9433]

"Chocked"

[@endofanera1983]

I was waiting for Tracy Morgan to start clapping. 👏

[@brieb402]

I was smiling from the beginning, and but i lost it once the singing and cotton picking started 🤣🤣🤣 And the fact that it ended with them being robbers, perfectly balances the joke.

[@Canny-Octopus]

The one guy's grimace when the N-word almost made an appearance...

[@YOSSARIAN313]

If you're gonna rob anyone rob white supremacists

[@MIKEYC]

im convinced Jordan is the greatest actor of all time. like what even is that voice?! hahaha. These guys are both unreal.

[@positivevibes5364]

💯💯💯💯

[@aadhil2259]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3TJoHVqhsaUfLs

[@Josaiah44]

MIKEY C Facts!!

[@honest_126]

A racist voice and Key and Peele can mix well

[@HoveKB]

...

[@Ziets]

"What we doing sirrrrr, I dont know whuchu talkin bouttttt" 😂

[@jonathanb1]

Seen this sort of thing in Tariq Nasheed's Twitter feed when people call out bootlickers 😂

[@myawilson6360]

Steizzy lol

[@ZacTheLit]

Was gonna like this but it’s at a respectable 420, somebody reply to this if it goes over so I can like it

[@candacematthews1987]

@@ZacTheLit over 420👌🏿

[@ZacTheLit]

Candace Richardson Ah yes thank you 👌

[@gc315official]

“No man, no government can take this away from us.” Union Army: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@LinKueiDragon]

STEEP channel photo

[@gc315official]

Lin Kuei Dragon yes

[@ethanmcfarland8240]

The thing in your lake, yes I stole ur netflix Does Pickett’s charge ring a bell? The rebs got slaughtered and ass raped by the Union Never stood a change

[@chrisproost7290]

@@ethanmcfarland8240 It's said that, all else being equal or close to it, it takes at least 3:1 odds to beat a determined defense. For most major battles before the Petersburg siege the Union bought at best 2:1 odds with the results being similar each time. The only major battle in the East that was different and came closest to breaking the ANV was Antietam. As for the ANV, they were simply worn down and whittled away while confederate forces elsewhere were simply poorly served. If they wanted a win by Atlanta, a last gamble of pulling everything into the ANV and striking north was their best chance. Grant may have been a war winner but his greatest advantage was in quantity (which they say has a quality all its own) which he leveraged mercilessly... for his ranks as well as the enemy. No doubt, had the overland campaign lasted another season with that level of losses, the Union would've been ready to talk peace.

[@jbeezostl]

@@m.m2594 just like zapp brannigan

[@GravitasZero]

“The civil war was about state rights!” “Oh yeah? State rights to do what?”

[@Trapinator]

States rights to not be ruled by a tyrannical, power hungry federal government. Actually.

[@EnlightenedByKnowledge]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@Trapinator And what was this tyrannical and power hungry federal government stopping them from doing?

[@zainnensey2552]

@@Trapinator REALLY! Then why is the right to own slaves in every single Article of secession? You must be one of those slavery loving Democrats who wants to delete history and eliminate statues.

[@chrisbeer5685]

​@@TrapinatorWrong. Try again. Hint: This is what the State of Mississippi officially said was their reason for secession: "Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery"

[@Saurophaganax1931]

@Trapinator you mean the right to form their own ultra-tyrannical federal government that entirely identified itself with the cruel and brutal institution of chattel slavery.

[@nadeli8265]

Confederates:”No man, no government will take this away from us” Union Army:I’m gonna have to stop you right there.

[@thevampirecielphantomhive2342]

Right

[@Janine.Najarian]

God, I love being a Yankee

[@cbcastlecastillo144]

God I love to be a Southerner... even after so many years we still have pride for things that once were and may (or may not) be again.

[@TheBlarggle]

@@cbcastlecastillo144 You could just say "I love being a traitor" and keep it simple.

[@markkittel44]

@@cbcastlecastillo144 howze about you list some of those things about the South you want to return.

[@rickytrockclimbing2935]

When they started singing and pretending to pick stuff and putting nothing into their buckets I FUCKING LOST IT

[@glowgirl8171]

Oh Lord,lord lord.

[@kidkique]

have u found it yet? its a been a while....

[@KentuckyBlue502]

Being a native of Kentucky I can't recall how many times I've heard "the war of northern aggression" from white neighbors

[@spankminister]

​@@danieldishon688 Psst, the Constitution does not and never provided a legal means for secession. And the war didn't "tear apart your homeland." The south is part of the US, they just got butthurt about the idea of not having slaves. Check out what they said in their declarations for the causes of secession.

[@brandontekneek9315]

@@danieldishon688 I truly cannot find a single fact in that mass of revisionism you just spouted. Literally the only way any state can peacefully secede from the Union is if every other State agrees to let them go. Anything else is treated as an insurrection/treason which then enables the Federal government (Plainly, all other States) to forcibly bring secessionist States back into the Union. THAT is in the Constitution.....

[@RM-xr8lq]

@@brandontekneek9315 you are replying to someone subscribed to OANN

[@brandontekneek9315]

@@RM-xr8lq It all makes sense now. Thanks for saving me time and a headache.

[@JesseMorgan24]

@@danieldishon688 spare us the "us" bullshit, modern person.

[@DanteYewToob]

I love how his face says “Okay.. I deserve this. Whatever…” at the end. Lmao

[@tomcat2581]

"Please don't give us the whip" im done😂😂😂

[@wintermonroe2894]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Hunter_VanderMatthews]

Well, I mean they probably took the object and not the action it after they robbed them.

[@brandondunn1959]

Swear that part killed me

[@DragonBlack199]

I was laughing my ass off like chill with that😂

[@a.m.e]

"Don't just stand there like a bunch of lazy ni-" lol Peele: "that good enough for you" Key: "that is all I needed to hear" LMAO

[@PurpleFlower22]

a. m.e 💀

[@MrNoipe]

whats wrong with nitwits?

[@themineballoner3652]

God I know what they meant but I actually expected nitwit.

[@paranidherc]

*Proceed to rob them to abolish the stereotype*

[@Aemond839]

@MEGATRON PRREEEEAAACCCHH🙌🏿🙌🏿🔥

[@phohan-2649]

The Confederacy: A way of life so pure that no man or government can take this away from us... Union Army: Are you sure about that?

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Union Army = United States Army Confederate Army = traitors

[@ericdressen]

Jayyy Zeee americans were traitors first. Sometimes you have to be traitors to fight for way of life good or bad

[@jayyyzeee6409]

@@ericdressen The Revolution against England was a worthy cause for independence. The Confederacy was an evil cause to preserve slavery and that way of life is indefensible.

[@killajakez]

@@jayyyzeee6409 The Union did not fight the war to free the slaves.

[@jayyyzeee6409]

@@killajakez You're right, but the Confederacy did fight the war to maintain slavery.

[@brettsix2027]

2:00 When they start singing and mimicking picking cotton. 🤣

[@DJTREMADEIT]

0:25 The way they walked up to them smiling; knowing full well what they were doing, gets me every f***ing time! 😂🤣

[@dominomasked]

Jordan Peele is the most terrifying human being currently living, and I respect him (from a distance).

[@legit_camper6479]

Who died ??

[@aceofspades6667]

neither are scary.. insert random scary prison guy meme.

[@generalyellor8188]

And I'm very proud to be working on his current movie here at Universal. Inarguably a comedic (and horror) genius.

[@SoapCkat]

@@generalyellor8188 was it Nope?

[@rockycomet4587]

He's almost as dangerous as that Black Ice.

[@inanimatesum4945]

People not seeing that hint early when he’s saying “The right to own s-“ Then flips a page to “Those Yankee bastards” lol

[@DarthReven810]

InanimateSum But it cuts out right after “the right ...”

[@rileykeyes938]

At 2:00 he says, “The south has the right to own...” and then he switches it to the south has a way of life. Dude was def racist smh lol

[@druid_zephyrus]

@A_003 They are traitors because they lost. Treason under US law is exceptionally difficult to prove and adjudicate. Granted slavery is inherently morally wrong and the states should not have seceded and especially should not have attacked and ransacked federal forts before or after secession, nor as a reason for secession, is retaining slavery a valid reasoning, in my mind. However, I do not agree that a state that has entered into a contractual union under one sovereign national name should be disallowed for leaving said contract. But such an action would require way more than a few weeks to properly function: whereas to remove all aspects of the United Sovereign, funding, law enforcement etc. Even back in the 19th century it would have taken years to properly leave. Look at Britain and Northern Ireland wanting to leave the European Union and Greater Britain not wanting to leave. That example is a union within a union, but can still show how difficult it would have been; yet the steps needed to have lawfully severed ties. Now since it was decided by the supreme court at the time that secession is not allowed under the Constitution, we have to all accept that that is the precedence and thusly the States had no lawful way to secede. which is wrong, but not wrong enough to threaten violence, commit violence, nor seize property that is not your own. tldr: disallowing secession is bad contract law, imo. But more importantly Slavery is worse and states have no rights to federal supplies of forts, especially not after claiming to have left the Union.

[@josephg.1.130]

@@druid_zephyrus buuuuut, slavery wasnt necessarily seen as "bad" by alot of people, us freeing slaves is what led the world in seeing it for what it is, morally wrong

[@gio-ve7vn]

@@josephg.1.130 lmaoo nah the US was one of the *last* countries to end slavery. Most of the rest of the world already saw slavery as either morally repugnant or just no longer economically useful given industrialization. Besides, the US didn't have the kind of global influence it has now - that only came about after 2 world wars. Before then, the US was seen as some backwater country only just beginning to develop its industrial might. It's true that many here in the US didn't see it as "bad" but getting rid of slavery didn't exactly open their eyes to the evils of slavery.

[@Venom1975-real]

At 2:03 got me laughing, how hes not putting nothing in but the way he moves his hand with the singing is funny 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Foehammer157]

OH MY LORDDDDD, LORDD, LORDDD, LORDDD Great callback to that movie Glory

[@selphproklamed]

Mh hmmmmmm. Mh hmmmmm

[@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681]

A powerful movie. Rarely any movie touches my feelings so strongly, but everytime i see the last charge and know a second later they will all die, cut like wheat in that one moment of glory, i cant but shed a tear.

[@ethanmcfarland8240]

Ribbitgoesthedog Lastnamehereyeah They fought as freedmen Not black or white but Americans They died with honor

[@ASingerforGod]

Am I the only one who absolutely loves the opening score in the background? It sounds like it's a legitimate movie soundtrack.

[@nemrac72k]

“ please don’t give us the whip” had me LOL 😂

[@JJ_LL]

Anybody else watch this then the news and suddenly realize that we need more accurate civil war reenactments?

[@Areagan22]

"Well hello there Massa, sorry we late" Had my rolling from the first line LOL

[@evingrindle1929]

I was rolling as soon as they walked up 😂

[@caneface87]

This is why Disney won’t release “Song of The South”

[@handlesonyoutubearestupid]

WalkingCane you mean I bought Disney+ for nothing?

[@flkayak5613]

Wasn't Uncle Remus the hero of Song of the South?

[@caneface87]

FL Kayak some say hero, other say something completely different. That in a whole is why they won’t release it.

[@flkayak5613]

That's okay. I still have my VHS copy from years ago.

[@spiffygonzales5899]

The only dipshits who think song of the south is racist have never seen song of the south.

[@finnxmusic]

I love it how there accents change once he says "don't just stand there like a bunch of lazy ni-"

[@Varooooooom]

Guybrush Threepwood - huh?

[@rthan1996]

@@Varooooooom he just wanna say that, no big deal

[@akawale9017]

Damn you almost typed, I bet you vocalized it out 😂😂

[@finnxmusic]

AKA Wale nah lmao

[@rooblez9005]

lol😄

[@agginswaggin]

They went from stereotypical in the 1800s to stereotypical 2000s 😂😂

[@AltRightMustDie]

Exactly. It reminds me of you people and To Catch A Predator.

[@agginswaggin]

​@@AltRightMustDie?

[@Imakemodels]

You, are very intelligent.

[@agginswaggin]

@@Imakemodels you is very intelligent too

[@sovietapples6122]

You can see the soldiers trying to contain their laughs

[@dankuso9898]

this was incredibly unfunny

[@anna8328]

oh my God it's true you can see them holding it in xD

[@tirididjdjwieidiw1138]

@@dankuso9898 wow! racism😡 no funny to u ? 🙂you are very much saint. take this crown my anti-racist king/queen👑 you didn’t find the comedy sketch made to be funny, funny cause it vewy rwacism!!’1!1 you just singlehandendly gave us world peace and equality!!!!’

[@dankuso9898]

@@tirididjdjwieidiw1138 if this was actually racist it would have been much more funny.

[@coconutorange7609]

@@dankuso9898 why u r negative

[@JimRFF]

When Peele busts out the high-pitched voice, you know shit's gonna get real

[@nishitd]

you said it.

[@james89ification]

"That's all I needed to hear" pulls gun from bucket😂😂😂😂😂I'm sleep🛌🛌🛌

[@veydsahvoz3870]

Natanael ... okay?

[@benp9793]

I'm asleep*

[@wimpwampwomp]

Uh...goodnight?

[@seanmatthewking]

“I’m sleep” isn’t a thing but good try 😂

[@james89ification]

@@seanmatthewking ?

[@slashbash1347]

He was gonna say, "lazy nitwits."

[@Inf4mous4im]

0:41 "Shore didn't mean to sneak up on ya, sir" His voice tho

[@JadedStranger]

Oh shit it's the grandpa that was secretly an actor! The clip where he eats the pie!

[@karimqk1895]

He's like Towelie from South Park XD

[@amaiaward8812]

"Not all confederates fought to keep slavery! They were fighting for states' rights!" Me:...Um, you mean the right to keep slaves? "No, they were fighting to have states' rights over the economy." Me:...Oh. So you mean the economy that thrived off of slavery?

[@joeyuzwa891]

what I always say is “the states’ rights to what?”

[@gilgameshofuruk6378]

yuh

[@ioerror]

yes

[@zachmaster426]

no

[@animeonepiecelife1663]

yea

[@ZERO_O7X]

This might be one of the funniest and smartest takes on civil war (confederate) reenactors I've ever seen. Bravo sirs!

[@SuccubiPie]

It's the most realistic

[@沈啍]

And to think that Eric Andre actually did it in real life…

[@billbadson7598]

smartest?

[@meh2510]

Never understood the appeal of civil war reenactments, especially the confederate side. Do you ever see any WW2 reenactments? Guess no one wants to dress up as a Nazi.

[@沈啍]

@@meh2510 Oh but there *are* people who likes to dress up as Nazis, sadly. Mostly brain dead people who align themselves with the ideologies of confederacy or Nazis.

[@d.ag.b1135]

Honestly, if there was a group that did just this, I would donate.

[@nietzsche7773]

some guys actually did it. saw it on reddit but forgot the link. they were even picking cottons

[@terrier-9544]

JiDion did it

[@danielwoods3896]

Why?

[@d.ag.b1135]

@@danielwoods3896 I approve of anything that makes Dixielanders feel uncomfortable.

[@danielwoods3896]

@@d.ag.b1135 I can guarantee anyone involved has better things to do, and you should save your money. t's all very childish

[@artistwithouttalent]

Leeaboo: "THe cIVIl wAr WaS abOuT StaTE's rIGhTs" Me, a Yankee: a state's right to what?

[@brendonbalascan6814]

decide wether or not they wanted slavery

[@artistwithouttalent]

@@brendonbalascan6814 If you encounter a Confederate sympathizer, they'll do absolutely anything to avoid the fact that it was specifically about slavery.

[@brendonbalascan6814]

artistwithouttalent im still right

[@artistwithouttalent]

@@brendonbalascan6814 I didn't say you weren't

[@artistwithouttalent]

@Willem DaFuckedUp Exactly.

[@ItsRoronoaZoro]

0:58 "You always taught us trouble only comes to those who gone done looking for it" lmfao

[@okejay57]

“Don’t just stand around like a bunch of lazy ni- - “It was at this moment that he knew, he f***** up”.

[@joryjones6808]

He dun messed up A-aron.

[@bluewolflunaayameinuzuka4031]

he was gonna say niagrian fallians

[@Boris82]

nitpickers That's what he was gonna say 😇

[@TheJaguarthChannel]

Stealing from a bunch of people having fun role playing surely would have helped with the thief stereotype...

[@makeouthill358]

@@TheJaguarthChannel thats the whole point idiot "smh"

[@Leviathan_1.0]

I never expected that ending, they didn’t even let him finished that magic word 😂

[@owless4]

I love how Keegan throws in a few clicks here and there.

[@MCshadr217]

I mean. They respected the collectibles and how hard they are to come by at least. Took me years to notice that.

[@obi-wankenobi5926]

they stole the collectibles

[@CTSV6.0-G37]

Lol in the end, "these are heavy!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@hockeylvr42]

The premise behind the skit is genius by itself, but actually watching it unfold is bloody hilarious

[@kenzito101]

These guys made racism and robbery hilarious... True genius.

[@judgment5090]

Best part is the fact that they resigned themself to getting robbed, their expressions literally said, “yup, we deserve this”

[@flamingdragons1350]

Racism always been funny. Hasn't it?

[@flamingdragons1350]

It is funny you just can't find the humor in it. "Sense" of humor.

[@iiTray]

Judgment the joke is they’re not racist but you fuckers are victim minded that you cant get over somebody’s suffering. So fuck you!

[@kevlar1482]

It's lame af. They made the guy say ni- to justify the robbery but they already had the guns. So they were always going to rob them. But all southerners are at minimum closeted racists as implied by the sketch. Lame af. If it was closer to reality they would have just rolled up and robbed them, no false pretenses.

[@jones9309]

"Wallets wallets wallets wallets" 😁🤦‍♀️😂

[@b1mw93]

😂

[@purpledavio]

OHHH LORDY LORDY LORDY WE SORRY BOSS!! OH WE SO SORRY!!

[@wilsongang3279]

Please dont give us the whip

[@Memorixt]

Great humour. Giving a slap in every direction which kind of hurts by being funny.😂

[@JesseColton]

The really flamboyant officer agreeing with him is my favorite part

[@emanuelandrewsiii4160]

Just a slice.

[@tecwzrd]

The African Khoisan click that Keegan incorporates into the dialog @ 0:44 is brilliant. His range of accents and vocalizations is bewildering and hilarious.

[@-_-3315]

Not to be that guy, but I'm fairly sure the little click had nothing to do with Khoisan people

[@chichan9013]

"Pleaaase don't give us the whip." Lol

[@factsoverfear9771]

Chi chan hahahahah ;)

[@factsoverfear9771]

These are talented actors with great messages in their videos

[@JesusIzLord0911]

I looked at your comment as I was hearing that part .👍

[@thesenate5913]

"No man or government can take this away from us" Sherman with a torch and gun in hand: Lets put that to a test shall we?

[@colelawton4901]

The irony is that they themselves are acting out the robbery stereotype lol

[@toobtude]

Congratulations, you got the sketch!

[@colelawton4901]

@@toobtude shut up and give me a cookie

[@Luism2113]

When I think of robbery I think of cowboys walking on a train. I don't think of black people. lol Every race steals. It's only a stereotype if you hold a certain belief.

[@colelawton4901]

@@Luism2113 I dont know what shit you just smoked but I didn't ask for that social justice bullshit. I just wanted a laugh.

[@richardcanaan9244]

@@Luism2113 when I think of slavery I think of people being forced to work for free, not black people, every race has been enslaved at some point

[@user-rm2qe1gy2i]

they way they instantly broke character at the end had me crying 😂

[@CalixtoErico]

CONSEQUENCES

[@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures]

Lol wait til a right-winged racist is packing. It really doesnt seem too unlikely and I sure would not try to rob people who likely stockpile munitions.

[@CalixtoErico]

@@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures You misunderstand. CONSEQUENCES is a meme catchphrase born from another of their sketches.

[@P00M0NGER]

@@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures whats this man going on about

[@zarfansgumanti8642]

@@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures whoosh

[@jonathanbywater5999]

@@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures you're an idiot

[@connorbrechbill6516]

“No man, no government, can take that away from us” William Sherman: “Yes but actually no” That said this is brilliant. I also also love how affable they are when robbing the re-enactors. They might just be the friendliest robbers ever lol.

[@deadlydeltox7323]

1:06 That one guy on the left is just enjoying this entire encounter haha.

[@rahatulalom4705]

"Why we just here to slave on about" XD

[@da_pikmin_coder8367]

0:34 Keagan's smile here will haunt me

[@JDKing100]

Had to come back here after Jidion’s irl version 😂

[@niropaxum958]

yea me too

[@PomegranatesWeather]

Yessssssss

[@TheBaioken]

he clearly wanted to say "nimrods"

[@thexalon]

To quote Mel Brooks: "Have you gone berserk, can't you see that man is a ni- Ooh, sorry, wrong person. ... Have you gone berserk, can't you see that man is a nit?"

[@tris2x]

nah, he clearly meant to say “nakers” 😂😂😂

[@TheJohnSeed]

TheBaioken I'm certain he was gonna say "Nachos"

[@mr.tactown.253]

All of you are wrong, he meant to say nincompoops!

[@RversePegasister]

This single skit deserves every award possible.

[@delao7230]

I died when they started singing

[@dayshawndaves6277]

This had me dying, laughing the fact that they pulled out pistols was crazy and then started robbing him had me crying laughing😂

[@mellowdramatic33]

“These are heavy..”. 🤣😂☠️

[@justanotherblackwhitemicke7817]

"Just when I thought I was done, they pull out a new sketch I havent seen" Michael Corleone

[@redhoodie4111]

This sketch is super old though. I was in high school when I saw this for the first time.

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

You should visit their page on the comedy central website

[@jujutheeori2882]

..."Trouble only come to those Gone Done Lookin for it.."😂😂😂

[@ahmedhafez3097]

I died when they started picking up shit from the grass 😂😂😂😂 genius 😂😂😂

[@treyb387]

Oh my laaaawwwwd. Laaawwwd, laaawd, laawd. I'm dead 😆😆😆

[@owless4]

Glory

[@indaymillieschannel561]

1:23 This dance they did got me

[@daverage4729]

I love Keys little 'clicking' noises at 44 secs. Lol!

[@KatimaGaming]

He wanted a re-enactment, and he got it.

[@rumpelpumpel7687]

2:40 xD these are heavy xD

[@frostedicepharoah7723]

Lee- “Ulysses S. Grant, I invite you to lunch, and you show up an hour late, drunk?” Grant- “I am vanquished.” Lee- “I hereby declare victory in the name of the Confederacy.”

[@EmeraldApe]

“Nobody’s going to whip anybody!” Oh, The Grant & Sherman reenactors on the other side of the copse might have other ideas.

[@malintended]

1:19 *"DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE TALKIN' BOUT ZAY--🦅🦅"*

[@antuwan08]

"Trebelz only comes to doze who gone done lookin foe it" 🤣

[@truthseeker8429]

I started crying when they began to sing 😭😭

[@erikurizita6702]

Stereo Type Vs Stereo Type. Key and Peele grew on me when I realized they had a sense of humor. We need more of this today

[@stints8018]

I came back for the 5th time to enjoy genius and humor put together so perfectly