Key & Peele - Black Ice

[@ComedyCentral]

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[@calvinjohnson1372]

Yeah

[@mafty_x]

Why now?

[@crowns9966]

You should have done this a long time ago, but who cares I'm in, I love Key and Peele

[@risbroman1]

@@calvinjohnson1372 your gay

[@calvinjohnson1372]

@@risbroman1 your daddy lesbian

[@stxlaxPP]

“That sounds EXACTLY like something black ice would do” lol his delivery was perfect

[@bobsondugnutt7526]

lol yeah the confident vacant smile afterward was great too

[@ok-nz7mt]

Blac kice

[@playerswhelm]

His smile and demeanor

[@bigperm2276]

Starts it with an OUCH

[@JaydevRaol]

😄

[@rathergenericproductions2123]

"Practically robbed me of my balance." EXPERT WRITING

[@TheTastyMarmot]

I didn’t catch this the first couple times I watched it and as soon as I caught on I went to look for a comment on it lol

[@correctthatfilthygrammar]

I agree. That was perfect.

[@creativestudio5761]

For people that didn't understand, she meant that she almost slipped when she stepped on ice and lost "balance"

[@raulh5457]

@@creativestudio5761 who doesn't understand it wtf, this comment made me think there was a deeper meaning but no

[@creativestudio5761]

@@raulh5457 Honestly, I didn't understand it the first few times. When I did realize it, I just wrote this comment if someone else also didn't understand. And no, there is no deeper meaning. It's key and peele

[@almightysaber5426]

The black ice cube animation always gets me 😂😂

[@drick2480]

The best part lol

[@circleinforthecube5170]

i like to think the graphic is what started it, they already knew something was up but the graphic confirmed it

[@indisummers4385]

I saved it 😂

[@MeteorTesh]

I had it as my whatsapp pic for a while years ago 😂

[@Mayhap34]

the gold tooth LOL

[@ezergill1094]

It’s a tradition to come back & watch this every year when the weather gets rough

[@PDXadrenaline]

Hahaha we're snowed in portland

[@indisummers4385]

Same!

[@smoothlyrough512]

When the black ice unexpectedly shows up?

[@surginichi7522]

We just had highway signs in NY to beware of black ice. 😂

[@acevvvedo]

Any time I see “black ice” mentioned in the news, I come find this.

[@moonshane.]

As an asian I'm kinda glad they didn't bother to mention about them yellow snow

[@somkeshav4143]

Talk about piss-poor conditions lol

[@Blackwind_Legacy]

These comments deserve more likes.

[@vinnyvidivici]

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

[@ericktellez7632]

Or Brown Ice or a Caravan of Snow heading into the southern border...

[@AyberkYaman]

@@vinnyvidivici niceee witcher

[@appledinger1121]

"Practically robbed me out of my balance" That's smart

[@abdulmuqsit7568]

I just now understood it in the context of her slipping

[@alfisyahr]

Can also means balance as in her atm balance

[@catinthehat5140]

Took me years to figure that out

[@real_lampcap]

Ikr that was an amazing line

[@SpicyTake]

It took me 8 years to get that joke xD

[@priMa.Customs]

“Walking away from an ATM and black ice Robbed me of my balance” 😂😂

[@mustofaakmal7493]

Ouch! Thats sounds exactly something black ice would do!

[@chunkychuck]

She said "ATM machine" >.

[@hello54541]

We all seen the video, we heard what she said, dont be begging for likes now

[@omniminokyo2]

ρɾιMα• balance as in foothold or account balance

[@danieltaylor1145]

I wanna kms noe

[@typical-g6w]

Love how Peele uses the phrase "Hazardous Driving Condition" in order to avoid conflict

[@internetdinosaur8810]

I lost my crap when I saw the Black Ice logo.

[@toowiefop3937]

me to lmao

[@107043]

Internet Dinosaur me too

[@akumoth8357]

did you find it

[@cnj96]

did you lost it or the black ice logo stole it?

[@derangedtoast4954]

lol

[@lucymachin6697]

Most unrealistic part of this is how fast everyone responds to each other.

[@TsdsxSansTSSunStone]

Lol true

[@danialadam8695]

@@pressureworks u clearly missed the joke man dont ruin it

[@timax4114]

@@pressureworks you did miss a joke

[@Phoenix6942-7]

@@timax4114 oh, damn it. I wanted to see what they said

[@timax4114]

@@Phoenix6942-7 sorry, i can't remember

[@voidsnakes281]

That woman reporter’s smile makes this amazing

[@middleeastern5796]

She was also on Mad TV with key and Peele.

[@MaimutaEvoluata]

She's awesome!

[@firecloudevilgod]

@@batissta44 Marcy Whitchurch

[@eliteteamkiller319]

Was creeping me out tbh.

[@jonathanknauf1926]

Yeah, I couldn t keep my eyes of both of them

[@ADBProductions_]

2:49 I just realized this is a play on the Malcolm X quote "We didn't land on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on us" these writers are geniuses

[@gujwdhufjijjpo9740]

Pretty sure that’s a Cole Porter quote from the 1930s.

[@fivl_official]

@@gujwdhufjijjpo9740 Pretty sure it's Methodman from the movie How High

[@TheTenthClass]

@@gujwdhufjijjpo9740”instead of landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock would land on them”

[@RebelPride1993]

@@TheTenthClass Anything goes!

[@iinferno2010]

The part that always gets me is Peele trying his best not to say black ice and instead says "hazardous driving conditions" - gets me every time. LOVE IT

[@AlphaRie0]

@@YaksenPushMongowho hurt you?

[@Dextline]

They talked like this on Danish radio and I had one of those moments where I just laughed to myself for no apparent reason to the colleagues beside me.

[@Fifsom]

now i know who peele is and who key is.

[@brycewoodford7174]

I lost it at “oppressive white snow”

[@coastthemost2971]

His delivery on that was perfect 😂

[@derrickcox4233]

or...Snow White?

[@StreetHierarchy]

"...making it hard for ALL people...to advance!" 😂😂😂 the way he says it is so accurate!

[@mrb2643]

I want to have a White Wedding, few weeks after Black Friday, perhaps a white Christmas yeah marry the Black sheep of the family...

[@dirsta7]

You got the name of my old supervisor at a cable company

[@tjl2836]

"I was at the ATM when black ice robbed me of *my balance* "

[@astein1187]

That part was the best joke ever heard.

[@Hatemx1]

Oooooooh that's a good one.

[@hidajetsejdic4270]

No subtext what so ever...

[@user-nq8ku3gb1z]

That's a bar

[@icemanjr.5819]

Was "balance" a pun and was also meaning her bank balance?

[@Leftyice]

“Perfectly safe neighborhood can be suddenly terrorized by the appearance of black ice” almost made me legit choke 😂😂😂

[@Shadow-minion]

First time me seeing key and peele on the same side.😂😂

[@lemon93]

Dem terries

[@Jakez1lla-_-]

Same

[@wayne9005]

The one where they say biiiiiiitch alot

[@Jakez1lla-_-]

Master of code 101 yeah

[@cheaptrail9941]

Well, I think you should dig more of their video.

[@jhhwild]

I think the correct terminology is ice of color.

[@JohnnyElRed]

It wasn't African-american ice?

[@jhhwild]

@@JohnnyElRed Ice of color is more inclusive to dark ice of various shades.

[@jhhwild]

@@TheGourdKing I dare not say the I-word.

[@jhhwild]

@@openaardvark419 I think it's "icers" and it's their word! Only ice of color can use it. Or at least don't say it with the hard "er", say it like "ica please".

[@memeokere5278]

Genius

[@da_pikmin_coder8367]

"Black Ice didn't ask to be there, it's a product of its environment" I like how that one is literally, scientifically true.

[@TostaStrudel]

Literally or literally

[@TostaStrudel]

Because I literally have to literally know

[@teru797]

Despite the fact that Black Ice only represents 13% of the total ice on the road, it is responsible for nearly 50% of the total car accident deaths. This is why we worry more about black ice than white snow.

[@oiseowemiaghomon7181]

@@teru797 true, but you gotta consider the fact that white ice problems are under reported, especially when it comes to minor infractions (violent crime).

[@huso5591]

@@oiseowemiaghomon7181 you mean violent effects on traffic and the people’s daily lives?

[@jeriwilliams5131]

"Black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice!!" DONE!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909]

Preach 🙌

[@loadapish]

Doesnt make sense and not funny but ok

[@jeriwilliams5131]

Sorry @loadapish, you obviously don't get the reference

[@raginbakin1430]

@@loadapishit’s a reference to a malcolm X quote…

[@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry]

Not really, it was more like black ice captured black ice, and traded it to white ice for commodities. White ice couldn't even enter Africa because of local diseases. So white ice only came to the coast to trade. Whatever went on inside Africa was the doing of other black ice.

[@Idkjustyet]

“Well thank u very much, brother Darren” 😂

[@SavageKE]

Dat part had me dying 😷😆

[@IsaBella-on6lx]

Amen!

[@melanisetommasi1983]

Just as I'm reading your comment it's being said this is happened to me way too many time 😂😂😂

[@melanisetommasi1983]

@@tyronetj8213 💀

[@israeldelarosa5461]

@@michaeldoran4367 Fuck you for making us endure that

[@danieljuncos244]

“... robbed me of my balance.” Just got that. Hilarious.

jajja didn't get it at first its has double meaning she could be talking about her standing balance or atm balance that's hilarious

[@eyedontbowlempress7643]

Lmmfao

[@ricque2331]

I just caught that after watching this skit countless amount of times

[@balafama2120]

just caught it now .lmao

[@williambernardbrown]

That sound just like something black ice would do because you didn't give black ice it's #REPARATIONS

[@AvatarCritic]

The female reporter looks like she could be the daughter of Ben and Leslie from Parks and Rec

[@tenmangaming]

Omg

[@NotShiv]

Literally had the same thought and checked to see if someone commented it yet

[@debicadude]

oh sweet Jesus, thats on point

[@marcocarretero4190]

Oh damn! You right!

[@ArkarNaron]

And with the personality of Jeremey Jamm

[@originalunoriginal4055]

I love how Isaac the 'Weatherman' and Darren the Field Reporter from Channel Seventeen banded together and didn't need to discuss anything amongs themselves. And somehow through the use of their telepathic powers, they both made an agreement to represent and stick up for "Black Ice" 😄😄😄

[@user-pi1lb4tf2f]

well they got the shining you know

[@jamal153]

That atm joke has got to be one of the best jokes of all time

[@teru797]

Despite the fact that Black Ice only represents 13% of the total ice on the road, it is responsible for nearly 50% of the total car accident deaths. This is why we worry more about black ice than white snow.

[@Kyle_Schaff]

@@teru797 Oh boy. The blur between totally memeing around in your reply and being a 13/50 dude is too much for me to tell which side you’re falling on

[@teru797]

@@Kyle_Schaff You say that as if 13/50 has no truth to it. It's not exactly 50, more so 40 something but do you think all groups do things at equal rates?

[@Kyle_Schaff]

@@teru797 Sorry, should have been more clear. A “13/50 dude” isn’t someone who acknowledges that statistic. It’s someone who makes wild extrapolations from that number, doesn’t care about anything that may have influenced that number, doesn’t care about what that number influences from there, doesn’t want to talk about solutions or hasn’t cared to think about it, and generally just says it because they want to sound like they’re only coming from an innocent place of cold, hard facts when they really just want to say that they don’t like black people. Basically, someone who just says 13/50 and that’s the end of it. I hope I’m making sense

[@teru797]

@@Kyle_Schaff Oh yes thank you for thinking to clarify. I certainly believe there is a combination of factors that lead to the disproportionate homicide rate. Some people just see it and get irrationally angry.

[@jaboonewman1333]

"Well thank you very much, BROTHER Darren" This fucking killed me😂😂

[@check5000]

Jaboo Newman it was on after he said that

[@markhill8817]

Not to mention black ice sounds a bit like black guys

[@bobbydrake5937]

Jaboo Newman Bro I cried 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@loudring6247]

Yo I'm weak 🤣

[@chrisneal3954]

"black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice" DEAD

[@ImAFatNerd90]

chris nel AAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!!

[@VantasticJackson]

HAAALELUUUUUUYAAAAAA

[@alvarohernandez2764]

Didn't even get that part..

[@mindslayer1404]

Malcolm X, bruh. "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us."

[@MentalStillness]

chris nel Lol

[@mikey2time484]

Literally just watched a news cast that was talking about deadly, dangerous black ice and I had to come here and rewatch. This skit is comedy gold and all the parallels from ice to people is just too real. 👌

[@hex3845]

2020: Racial tension explodes You tube: It's time, let's recommend this.

[@thecamp2000]

youtube does have a feeling for irony. but good for me, I didn't know them befor

[@anonymouse6890]

in KZbin those are bots and AI algorithms that give you recommendation based on your internet history on youtube. You rarely ever have contact with an actual human employee, as most of their employees are now internet based and even 100% automated. The load of customer bullshet especially in this third-world country, already tipped over. Now everyone non-black is against white, me included. Fuck the racist ones. BUT STIL There are many lovely and extremlely adorable "white" southern women in the US that are genuinely compassionate and empathetic with black . Some even consider certain immigrants(asian types) as superior and beautifully exotic/ cool (think greater persia/s. asia)compared to herself(she describes herself as a hopeless trashy meth addict who even gets turned down by drug dealers" basically moral of the story is we are all indivualds, and each and eeryone one of us is going to live and die ALONE. Yes ALONE, Imagine yourself in a far country away from parents with almost zero cultural experience or knowledge. If even in a prominent clan of India like sushant singh rajpu. NRIs,foreigners, are the most civlized group in Manipal. They should be treated with utmost respects so they can share the lovely hospitality of the space X crew around and outside the space apparatus

[@projectxii9020]

Black ice matters

[@Nothingfoo90z]

I actually searched for this

[@lukewalker3965]

Hex can we not freaking talk abt this crap rn

[@Scratchingforcash]

The Black Ice Cube with a red hat and a gold tooth with an evil smile was it for me, absolutely hilarious!!!

[@Scratchingforcash]

@Killjoy Kahuna yes it was, I laughed out loud!! I take it you’re looking for a reason to call me a racist? Well, you’re not gonna find that here bud. I absolutely LOVE all colors, races, genders, flavors. You name it, I love it!!!

[@jeromesavagescorpionking6520]

I said the same thing 😅they crazy

[@xinyster18]

🤣😂 same

[@gravethebeyond]

Me too. ^_^

[@dallaswood4117]

Yep so funny that’s whAt set the weatherman and field reporter off lol

[@HDA_III]

“Brother Darren” killed me 😂

[@florinangelo6851]

I was wanting to wrote that one

[@tell-it7649]

Loooooolz 😭😭😭

[@APTos45]

Straight up kilt me. 😂😂

[@LukeTheGhostKiller]

Ohhhh _HA LEH LOOOOOO YUH!!!!_

[@Dennis213100]

How can you possibly think that is more funny than the black ice thug picture.

[@rileyfoster4794]

I lkust fell on black ice and even before the pain set in this sketch hit my mind

[@shadefalcon8237]

Same, it robbed me of my balance and Immediately had to watch this again 😂.

[@KyleGD]

ohho

[@brieannaspears3416]

" black ice snuck up on me and pratically robbed me of my balance " 😂😂😂

[@seph9980]

It's triple times funnier when you've studied accountancy.

[@abuzzedwhaler7949]

YOU ALSO WATCHED THE VIDEO?!

[@TheNewTomboy]

At the atm machine 😂

[@soko9984]

That picture of the ice cube with backwards hat and gold tooth, then the shot of the weather guy like “ what the fuck” had my ass rolling 😂💀

[@RatedSupreme]

Ouch that’ sounds exactly like something black ice would do 😂

[@somu.22]

When he said "well, thank you very much, Brother *DARREN* 😂

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

Did you notice the eye twitch from peele

[@tamla9875]

What does that mean? I still dnt understand that part

[@trippy8644]

@@tamla9875 some male african american people call their male friends that are also african american "brother" then their name.

[@tamla9875]

@@trippy8644 yea wt abt Darren?

[@trippy8644]

@@tamla9875 That was the reporters name…

[@abrahamhagos7714]

Thank you very much..............................................BROTHER DARREN

[@nyakorkojok9617]

malcom x reference..

[@DreyContre]

Dw i gotchu

[@JackDManheim]

Fieldy HD, No. You have to use funny quotes. And it's closer to 2k

[@n0where189]

Fieldy HD well you're close. You have 500 times less than your goal.

[@ChubbsRN]

"oppressive white snow" ROFL

[@Sultan-yy7si]

''oppressive jhon snow''

[@abuzzedwhaler7949]

YOU ALSO WATCHED THE VIDEO?!

[@feedmeimhungry7543]

Mayer Yedid fuck the white snow

[@jackpharrell9740]

Mayer Yedid my like just you you to 3k

[@2gunsalute]

Mayer Yedid I'm not racist......but wth why black people I mean, white aren't bad, but black ice? Put orange people next time!

[@dwightemorgan4367]

" black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice !!! ".

[@AMAZINSNYM]

Dwight D Facilitator. Wooooo amen!

[@tsoliot5913]

yes that was said

[@daday8735]

Dwight D Facilitator. Whooooo AMEN

[@River2384]

I read your comment right as the guy was saying it! Awesome!!

[@Colinmchapman]

D Facilitator weird! So did I!!!

[@matte3348]

“That sounds exactly like something black ice would do”😂😂

[@Frankybroadcast]

My favorite line. I lost it there. 🤣😂

[@EgoX369]

I would've been so shook bruh 💀 Tf u mean by that

[@leobrad2199]

Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa

[@randomguy2809]

The black ice animation with a gold tooth 😂

[@hanschristiananderson1]

"And as you can see right nOW, the city is being controlled by lots of *oppressive* _white_ snow"

[@feuerwehrff]

I lost it there :D

[@macgyverade]

The way he cracked his voice 😂😂😂

[@kristinesmart24]

That's really good

[@jaz9677]

I mean he’s not wrong haha 😂

[@tylertrii9865]

Minnie no he is pretty wrong😂

[@Ladykyra101]

"Thank you very much, Brotha Daren." 😂😂😂

[@rolandixor]

THE FACE!!!

[@DaVontae12T]

In fact blk ice didn't ask to come here, it's a product of its environment.. WhoOoooOOOOOOO HALLELUJAH 😂😂😂💯💯✊

[@elsalvaje6209]

I like how the women on KZbin comment the shit that's actually funny and important but everybody else (don't know if they are man or woman) just comment on irrelevant parts.

[@jimothyjimothy1]

@@elsalvaje6209 Women be commenting some stupid shit too. Gender probably doesn't play a big role in KZbin comments

[@John-kf7lh]

Thank you very much BRUVA, Daren💀😂😂😂😂

[@mpho438]

"Last night i was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an ATM, when black ice snuck up on me , and practically robbed me of my balance" . As an African guy , I laughed so hard at this. I have enjoyed key and Peele over the years, much love from South Africa.

[@NazriB]

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[@MrOpen2012]

As a North Korean guy, I laughed so hard at this.

[@Scoopalook]

As a white woman, i cried

[@hilariohernandez]

Why mention a perfectly safe neighborhood? 😂

[@Drekal684]

What's especially funny is that the reason black ice is dangerous is specifically because it's actually a coating of (clear) glaze ice on a typically black surface. Thus it's harder to see than white ice, and has a smoother surface. That's what makes it seem slippier than white ice - it's the combination of those two factors. There is no chemical difference between black ice and white ice. So that's yet another layer to the joke that everyone can read into however they want.

[@fernandorodriguez876]

the black ice logo killed me

[@raffycaparas353]

hahahaha

[@SLPpanthers42]

Then it stole your wallet lmao

[@cnj96]

and then it takes your bike

[@cnj96]

and also your balance

[@brikimbran]

😅😅😅😅

[@JasonYoast]

This is genius writing ...

[@RisingPurpose9941]

This message is the message people should be open to hearing ..this was excellently done. This is some intense spiritual knowledge right here #woke #awaken

[@SideEffectsmusic]

Meh lol.

[@sal9801]

Nicolette Graham just enjoy he vid don’t say woke

[@chukkie_chukkie]

Yes is good funny time in the stomach.

[@chukkie_chukkie]

@@The_Jim I had written a letter of approval to their agent. Now im just gunna burn it.

[@lukago677]

omg, the black ice stole my balance...damn these writers are good lol

[@kobron1559]

Robbed me of my balance** get it right lol

[@Th3EpicGamer]

TRUMP 2016

[@crystal2862]

+Lu Kago I thought it would say "virginity".

[@nawarmehjabin5533]

+Lu Kago i dont get it...wha?

[@Bibliofish]

+Madame Dubois It's a pun based on balance as in her ATM balance ('robbed' me of my balance) and literal balance (slipping)

[@micahisonYT]

That thumbs up the reporter gives is timed fantastically

[@HockeyPwnsBaseball]

"The city is being controlled by lots of oppressive _white snow_, making it hard for _all_ people to advance!" - Fucking genius. Of all the great K&P sketches, this is one of my favorites.

[@QDUB26]

Yes that joke and the clever word play when she says she was at the ATM and was robbed of her balance by black ice are absolute genius lol

[@salmansengul]

black ice ruined my life!

[@nuux1560]

Those words in italics, would have been better in *bold* for emphasis in my opinion.

[@sickwitit1835]

I died when I heard "Robbed of my balance" lmao jesus

[@Spongedani16]

HockeyPwnsBaseball It was beautiful😂

[@TardRepellent]

I love how they cast the perfect white people for these roles

[@cossackhistorian7425]

Perfect because they’re fellow white people

[@GorramT]

The girl was with them on madtv

[@dadong8010]

Thats normal white people what are you talking about 😂😂😂

[@jakedizzle]

Jimothy Snooker I think the girl is on SNL now.

[@vthyaga]

Just the name Marcy Whitchurch is *chefs kiss*

[@AGElite87]

That blonde woman perfectly played her role genius writing!

[@yomammasboo713]

She had a legendary scene with Keegan back in the old school MadTV days.

[@xavierblanc5670]

Genius acting*, then. And I do agree, the duo acting as anchors are doing great.

[@AdaPoop]

Arden Myrin. She was on MadTV too.

[@johnnymccraze]

I love that they included the detail of the time on the clock in the lower left corner actually increases as the skit goes on.

[@prettysmart9025]

Black ice didn’t land on the road, the road landed on black ice 😂 😂

[@latoyria7604]

Asia May 😂😂😂😂.....Good one!

[@ramzibelghoul234]

Malcolm x quote 😉

[@AaronThomas-ei5ol]

Classic black ice didn't ask to be out here. It's a product of the environment

[@AaronThomas-ei5ol]

@deadcool 2 white snow brought the black ice in chains fool

[@Ви́кторсмирнов-я4ь]

@deadcool 2 swoosh

[@Montesama314]

"Last night, I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an ATM machine, when black ice just snuck up on me, and practically ROBBED ME OF MY BALANCE!"

[@dieseldown]

That sounds exactly what black ice would do!

[@anynamewilldo7776]

+Shawn E That part killed me. Puns and racism, wow.

[@MPdaGOAT]

+Montesama314 Thank you we understand spoken english

[@westbrick690]

Ohh I get it

[@cnj96]

+DerpyNub FTW what is it? like balance as in balance that make her fall and balance as in money stored in banks?

[@interferon4800]

I'm not prejudiced. I hate all colors of ice on the road equally.

[@yayaraft]

You...I wanna marry you

[@ashdrinkall3024]

Amen

[@NathanCAY1010]

😂😭

[@PikaPunch44]

So u like yellow snow huh?

[@GellertTV]

@Brazul Blint Yeah like you :D

[@j-dawg4774]

2:21 Nobody else gonna talk about how this dude blinks nonstop?

[@Thephysiqueconsultants]

I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood . Minding my business leaving an atm when black ice snuck up and nearly robbed me ...of my balance

[@RudeAdmin]

bernard graham Now I get it

[@cherish3125]

bernard graham 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gorbgorbenson]

Atm machine.*

[@lightsab4675]

+Gorb Gorbinson Automated Teller Machine machine?

[@polay1073]

Oh shit balance...... as in like gymnastics and as in money🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Plee92]

Black ice isn't even black. Its transparent. The damn black road is black lol

[@dgray7537]

The same reason; blackmail, black list, blackballed, blackjacked, and blackface all start with black. No one knows.

[@nate8854]

@@dgray7537 Well the word black has a historically negative connotation

[@scdipper8649]

​@@nate8854 actually blackmail comes from medieval times when essentially free-lance horse-back jousters would put up their chainmail (typically black in color) as their entrance fee for a tournament, where the winner would often resell the chainmail he'd just won to the loser at a higher price.

[@nate8854]

@@scdipper8649 That sounds like something black people would do

[@petertaylor4980]

@@scdipper8649, that's a terrible folk etymology. Not only is it factually inaccurate (chain mail is steel, so if well maintained it's light gray), but gambling and extortion are two very different things. The "mail" of blackmail is actually a middle English word meaning tribute.

[@anakmalaysiasatubangsa1846]

Robbed me off my balance... Too good

[@demonvictim]

The more you read that joke the funnier it gets especially after the atm comment

[@thinblacknoodles]

😫🤣🤣

[@tvjjerome]

Sonny J didn’t even realize haha

[@iamhexoronii]

It suppose to be a double meaning right ? Like balance “fall “ and balance “ account balance from the atm” ? Lmao

[@justinwalker5742]

Robbed me of my.....balance. Amazing.

[@furiousstyles23]

"Thank-you very much, BROTHA DARREN"

[@GooniesNeverSayDie1980]

“White Snow creates Black Ice....” “Black Ice is a product of White Snow....”

[@ooze1982]

I can make that white snow into yellow snow 😋

[@garretttaylor4560]

IoTheKingOfGames LMAO

[@krrrruptidsoless]

Don't tell them. It's all they have is to say black ice was the first ice on the planet If they heard white snow was first......🤷 They wouldn't know whether to grab a shovel or a bag of calcium chloride....which is white and is almost the best black ice melter if mixed with beet juice

[@williambernardbrown]

White snow was given to poor communities by the government to make the black ice seem more dangerous than where the white snow lives

[@ExtraterrestrialAI]

🤣 yall taking this wayyy to serious! Are we even stil talking about the weather?!

[@arukakirigiri5055]

0:44 dat black ice logo killed me.

[@kokujin]

Lmfao sad. Hilarity. America smh

[@f.b.evince7508]

thank u very much ..brother Darren

[@normandyangel]

yeah it had a backwards cap on.😀😂😂 #blackiceisthuglife

[@jaceenthorpe5014]

Aruka Kirigiri that shit the geek 😂

[@fernandorodriguez876]

Aruka Kirigiri i said it first asswipe

[@nomenestomen3452]

The ending was the black icing on the cake. 😂

[@dorkmax7073]

I love the sudden solidarity with his black coworker with that "Brother Darren"

[@RJCHOICE]

the double entendre of "Black Ice spoken fast sounds like "Black Guys", and the ATM "Robbed me of my Balance" word play is top notch writing on display.

[@cdavid2200]

Oh my god I didn't even understand the robbed me of my balance, that's so good

[@YaNoAwantoMas]

Is it just me or are black ice a little slow to get jokes?

[@RJCHOICE]

@@YaNoAwantoMas Just the corny ones

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

"Black ice is a product of it's environment" "Black ice didn't land on the road, the road landed on black ice" There's clever wordplay through this skit, some people are just slow though.

[@zachstorm97]

The city is being controlled by lots of oppressive white snow sounds like a gentrification issue

[@elunorepuestos9419]

As a Latino I feel so relieved that they didn't talk about brown ice.

[@hendryang5890]

stop giving them idea lol

[@residentidiot9694]

Or yellow ice....Asian......pee.....🤔💀🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿👀👀👀

[@KronStaro]

"brown rice"

[@KronStaro]

@@residentidiot9694 yellow rice

[@gazpachopolice7211]

Ugh. No thanks for giving me the idea that Brown ice may just be a euphemism for frozen poop.

[@marcelfigueroa2449]

“The black ice didn’t land on the road, the road landed on black ice”

[@stabaholic187]

Preach

[@NickAntonyan]

Isn't it nice when people can have a sense of humor instead of being offended by everything! Haha Love Key & Peele!

[@NellieKAdaba]

I agree

[@darthreaper6311]

Nick Antonyan It is very nice

[@dragonsin349]

Go tell that to blacklivesmatter and the feminists.

[@ElectronicsForFun]

this aired just before the political/racial division got to be as strong as it is now.

[@freeziboi3249]

Electronics For Fun This was back when people could say offensive jokes and wouldnt be castrated for it.

[@Mike-mc3ty]

Imagine someone completely unfamiliar with American racial problems watching this

[@TeamTops]

me.. It was so... weird

[@RJ-ll6gl]

Mike meee!

[@petersmith9254]

Mike bkack get blame for everything in other countries too

[@carrotcake6572]

Pjiggy they have a general idea, but the joke isn’t really that funny unless you have a total understanding of the cultural context. It’s hard for foreigners to really get it, and vice versa

[@Pjiggy]

@@carrotcake6572 There are always specific nuances but certain things are universal.

[@abdirahmaanahmed8685]

thanks brother Daren 😅😅😅

[@senmfloyd5446]

aahhahaah i died

[@abdirahmaanahmed8685]

@@senmfloyd5446 hhhhh

[@ThatsWhatSheSaid6227]

You’re welcome

[@merch7736]

995th like, i am triggered because it is just 5 like a way from a K

[@mehramsolangi2397]

I made 1k likes

[@kianodoganofficial]

I want to have a "Black ice cube" t-shirt so much but the world is not ready 😄

[@Cheers.-]

"Black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed. Me. Of. My. Balance." I'm dying :'))

[@kobron1559]

She was going overboard for sure lol and she emphasized for a reason

[@Cheers.-]

***** Would you like fries with your prejudices? :)

[@maximillhunter7635]

+Channie's 여자친구 ♥ if you think about it, black ice will sneak up on you and steal your balance when your walking but that's not a problem, all she needed to do is go to foot locker and get some cooler new balance. problem solved.

[@Cheers.-]

***** whaaat omg this is the most beautiful misunderstanding of a joke ever.

[@sumptingfrickedd]

+Cheers! 나는 너의 여자친구 ♥ Just damn classic! Made me fell off my chair, LOL!

[@darkcoffeebean7299]

“Last night, I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood, walking away from an atm machine, when black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed me of my balance.” LMFAO

[@knews1555]

Dark Coffee Bean lol

[@Kiing_g]

“that’s sounds exactly like something black ice would do”

[@odgarig8601]

@@Kiing_g *that

[@ColdBloodedProd]

“Robbed me of my balance” lmao too good

[@APDaBaron]

That was great.

[@chimasfortniteclips5637]

I just realized that

[@FerunaLutelou]

I think the fact that black ice sounds kinda similar to black guys is THE best part of this sketch.

[@NickBurns-ey6od]

That's the joke

[@FerunaLutelou]

@@NickBurns-ey6od yeah, I know. Just pointing out how something so simple IMO is the best part of the whole sketch despite the more clever double speak and wordplay that occurs occasionally throughout the sketch.

[@jmbmntis]

that ending 10/10

[@sammylammy996]

Bootiful

[@rukawa23gold]

The Malcom X speech. "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. The Plymouth rock landed on us." Damn, so well integrated into this skit!!!!!!

[@asenseofaisha_]

Too true lmaooo

[@rukawa23gold]

@@asenseofaisha_ 👍

[@Pfyzer]

Nice catch

[@justinf8167]

You are sharp as a tac...bro

[@John6-40]

Malcolm X was a racist.

[@CalvinGeorgeSisyphus]

Key and Peele are intellectual trolls.

[@NellieKAdaba]

Yes, always

[@baddvibez8702]

Trolling is fun

[@LoLchilled09]

I don't think you know what trolling means

[@captainjackpugh6050]

911 likes

[@Gabriel_Moline]

Intellectual geniuses. I feel you misspoke.

[@heathermetz3974]

1:06 “Due to ‘Hazardous Driving Conditions’”

[@SseriousGgamer3]

Those news anchors are actually really good actors 😂

[@starlifter_vignt9264]

Yea I feel like they had a harder time “acting” like they were racist than Key and Peele did. Mostly because Key and Peele are already used to being racially criticized. And the white reporters aren’t.

[@BOOFY8691]

@@starlifter_vignt9264 Why did you write "acting" sarcastically? They were literally acting, and are in fact most likely not racist.

[@kushlungs3367]

@@BOOFY8691 Shut up, Kid.

[@harassedcrab6924]

@@kushlungs3367 bitch stfu, the fact that ur callin him a kid prolly means ur a kid who just felt like they had to say somethin. Like what the hell all the person said was that the actors aren’t racist, u blind or just a dumbass?

[@davidstephens820]

The lady on the left just played in a netflix series I watched. I knew she was from somewhere and then I remembered

[@EvsPersonal]

"Last night I was in a perfectly safe neighborhood walking away from an ATM machine when black ice just snuck up on me and practically robbed me of my balance." Whoever made up that line is a fucking geniusss. the double meaning works so well. Who caught the last balance part too? balance = money balance = stabilization

[@Xialoh]

lmao, I only caught it after reading the line again there.

[@kingdohe]

IT DOES!

[@juancalzada2703]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@W0TAN]

Evs And the obvious "black ice" sounding like "black guys"

[@NotMe47294]

Evs no shit Sherlock.

[@foxcraze1360]

Imagine if this was a real news

[@DylanC333]

Ever heard of Fox News?

[@JohnWilkinsonTesla]

It practically is.

[@Itsgdunk]

😂

[@hansolodolo92]

have you watch the news?

[@knight4linux]

Life with Visidd black ice would be killing black ice probably

[@vijayanand6650]

2:11 “Why do people say ATM machine? The M stands for Machine.”

[@paolothorpe1461]

Common mistake

[@davidscott3528]

“Black Ice never asked to be here”

[@john-mi1ud]

thank you brother David !))))))))))

[@mateusz5872]

they should blame white snow for it, black ice's brothers that stayed in africa are surely living better life

[@triproad386]

@@mateusz5872 with the help of we Chinese people, the africans' living is surely better and better.

[@nahomtilahun4383]

Mateusz IF you guys didn’t come and made everything shity Africa could have way beter than you imagin!! Fact!!

[@davidscott3528]

Nahom Tilahun lmao I’m sorry my parents are Russian!

[@LevCallahan]

In case anyone's wondering: Black ice (also known as "clear ice") is a thin coating of ice that's transparent, known for the danger it causes from being invisible, as opposed to opaque snow. It's known as "black" since roads can be seen through, making it appear black in color.

[@kryse4806]

we have a captain here

[@1nkatha]

+No Body where I come from it's an alcoholic beverage.

[@kurikuraconkuritas]

I actually didn't know that.

[@neilbaptist6962]

* You're I'm sorry...Feel bad doing it after you were so informative...

[@kryse4806]

Neil Baptist we have a grammer nazi here (I know, the spelling was intended)

[@wittafa]

Wtf the black ice had his hat to the back with a gold tooth 😂😂😂😂

[@beasty1725]

wittafa and the graffiti writing had me dead 😂

[@calcariachimera]

perfect timing, robbed me of my ....balance

[@someGuy-os3kg]

nobody's going to mention the yellow snow then! 👍

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

some Guy equivalent to asian people?? 😂

[@davidwest5842]

Yep

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

David West lmfao

[@davidwest5842]

@@jadenn.hernandez7784 XD me at a funeral yeah he's dead

[@jadenn.hernandez7784]

David West lmfao yea, he ded

[@sidkonnar5130]

This sketch hits a lot different now.

[@AaRey7]

And it is based in StPaul

[@ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge]

does it? how come?

[@zackfreddrick3569]

@@ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge George Floyd incident

[@MohammadAliKhalil]

George George moron

[@Koyasi78]

For who? Whitey?

[@ThePortalGeek1337]

As a minnesotan, I can confirm that this sketch is 100% legit

[@Akboychato]

DogsDreamToo except the guy who directly 1st hand killed him was white

[@ThePortalGeek1337]

DogsDreamToo I would expect nothing more from an insolent turd with a tubthumper pfp, please don’t say shit like that to people from the twin cities, George died less than a mile away from where I live and I knew the neighborhood well. I was talking about actual black ice, it kills people.

[@ThePortalGeek1337]

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 I never mentioned anything about white privilege but if you want to go there, we sure can. That man was having a mental health crisis. People during mental health crises are sometimes violent towards the police, which already escalates the situation between officials and the civilians. George was arrested on suspicion of theft, which is a nonviolent crime and petty theft is almost never treated with force, let alone murder. While that white man resisted arrest and tried to attack the police, they decided to just hold him down instead of quickly deciding to suffocate him. If allowing a white person extra chances and a little more privilege when confronted with the law isn’t white privilege, I don’t know what is, you ignorant prick.

[@ThePortalGeek1337]

Two of those videos are for the same person, so please check your citations before you post them. Say, this whole argument is essentially you being an ignorant prick, is it not? I mean, you started the argument by being ignorant towards a man unlawfully killed by police. Did you just comment here to push your asinine and borderline bigoted political ideas?

[@JBILLA651]

Someone from St. Paul used to write for these guys and he wrote this skit. I too am a Minnesotan lol

[@noctis0524]

im not american but we foreigns witnessed how america becomes great by the cooperation of this black and white americans..❤

[@franklinegbuche7097]

*"Robbed me of my balance"* *Pay the writer more.*

[@carineviva1852]

OPRESSIVE WHITE SNOW LMFAO I CAAAAAAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AlchemistOfHecate]

Oppressive whites know

[@Alex261979]

Black Ice is a popular car air freshener

[@mAKtre47]

Ya black ice is always in peoples cars

[@kamariz3153]

Yo! Stop! Lol!😂🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@priscillajimenez27]

Lean back in them cars lol 🤣🤣

[@joewellindowd5664]

mAKtre47 are you and Alejandro a comedic team? You’re good

[@ethanjones1521]

Which is really ironic when you think about it 😂

[@Omsmitten]

The MOMENT they started preaching, I was just waiting for the Malcolm X Plymouth Rock reference.😂

[@mysticskillz3880]

Salt trucks or assault trucks?

[@RachelSalvadore]

LOL

[@hardpointz399]

Imagine how it felt for her to say that last line 😂

[@asiasmith9667]

If it felt honest i bet she wouldnt say it to a black person face - oh oh ok 👌

[@sirhaze3228]

@@AdamUKG come to nyc i bet your ass will be viral for getting knocked tf out

[@adanahmed7906]

THE ACOUSTIC CAGE this is why no one likes white people

[@schemerboy1005]

@@sirhaze3228 hurrdurr I'm not a violent criminal so let me act like a violent criminal to show I'm not one.

[@sirhaze3228]

@@schemerboy1005 dont know you but did i say i would ?? No i just know for a fact nyc aint the place to voice those bigoted opinions

[@saccharineDEATH]

i love how key and peele invite their former mad tv costars on their show.

[@condemnedpotbelly8491]

You know its about to get revolutionary when that "Brother Darren" dropped..