If company jingles were honest

[@lenalovessinging]

"we punch the burger before serving it" HELP THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[@tomwade3012]

i know.

[@samhershey4644]

No no, the Taco Bell one, now THAT was accurate

[@theAstarrr]

not for my McDonald's lol, they just wrap the burgers and they come out great

[@0011peace]

MCD the orginal smash burger

[@raptalos9412]

As a McDonald’s employee, everything about that song is true

[@awesomeworld3126]

"so please don't sue me.." 😂

[@EliseEcklund]

i gotta cover all my bases

[@GlitchArt908]

@@EliseEcklundHELLO!

[@H4PPY_H0L1D4YS]

Hiii Elsie I’m a huge fan❤

[@JosephLyre]

​@@H4PPY_H0L1D4YS congratulations 💩💩💩

[@3rdreichball525]

​@BlowingStrings stans sister shelly from south park voice took over my brain while reading your comment

[@nurabsal0x018c]

I used to live so close to an AT&T tower that I could stand outside my garage looking directly at it, and still not get a phone call out.

[@EliseEcklund]

that’s crazy

[@bibasik7]

Might as well use a pigeon to send text messages

[@nurabsal0x018c]

@@bibasik7 a pigeon with Verizon

[@tncorgi92]

I was never able to get a signal in my own neighborhood. Lady at Verizon said there were probably too many cell towers nearby. Not sure if she was serious.

[@Blake-qz2rg]

You may have been too close to the tower (beam pattern went over your head so you were actually connected to a far away tower) or it was not an ATT tower?

Its crazy how accurate all of this actually is 💀props to Elise.

[@EliseEcklund]

legally I cannot say that they are facts... (but i think we all know)

[@eineperson9849]

@@EliseEcklund yeah...we know

[@GlitchArt908]

@@EliseEcklundHELLO!

[@Indi-]

@@EliseEcklund Indeed, we do know

[@raquiolinha2507]

It was so funny, even though I quite couldn't understand the Netflix, AT&T and Sprite ones

[@jonpower9728]

That broken ice cream machine at McDonald's is the the one constant that can unite all countries equally.

[@MegaLokopo]

It actually isn't mcdonalds fault, the icecream machine manufacturer has banned third party repair, and charges several thousand dollars per hour for their technician to come out and reset the machine after it over heats.

[@jonathancaldwell6342]

Why can't they at least get a someone to train these employees to maintain and clean the machines? Common sense is non-existent in fast food. 😡

[@Noodlezoupful]

I never Got the broken icecream thing here in Denmark and most of Europe i been to their icecream machines worked fine, so its most likely just an Us thing

[@MayonnaiseOnATable]

Na, in the UK and lots of places in EU it always worka

[@minigamers1255]

Wait, the ice cream machines in the UK aren’t broken?

[@Benson.editsss]

You should make jingles for every company, I think everyone would love that

[@kianafreitas8877]

EVERY SINGLE ONE?? Wow! But yeah, i agree.

[@strongheart17]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

1:06 look she’s smiling!

[@brianfreeman2729]

Wow she is!

[@FlyGuy2000]

I'd say it's more of a sardonic grin.

[@Liam-in]

I did not know she could

[@ralphcopas]

amazing she did finally do that

[@MissMyah37]

Yay!

[@CathNester]

“Yeah we’re gonna make a remake” had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂 Your a true genius Elise

[@marksmith4346]

And the "you better like it" part made me laugh because the studio is going to call us names when it loses money.

[@HallicigeniaGOAT]

The Amazon one was surprisingly accurate 💀 Edit: watching people get pressed about this comment is so funny to me keep it coming

[@King_Jesus_7]

Fr 😂

[@WdawgSmith]

Not really …. I order 5 things a month or so and yeah sometimes the box is big but most of the time it’s appropriately sized You gotta remember Bigger box=more expense for Amazon So logically it’s obviously not true But because you are such gigantic Elise fans (and her 40 second videos twice a month) you are willing to make yourself believe that the Amazon box joke was actually true It’s not

[@ElliottBLOB]

​@@WdawgSmith Why comment if you have nothing nice to say? It takes time away from YOUR day and brings people down. Lets make the internet a more positive place please❤.

[@jaelge]

@@WdawgSmith: Same here, yes, sometimes the boxes are a little big, but I think it´s so that your item has a little more packing or a perfectly size box wasn't handy at the time. But as you said, the majority of the time the box is quite appropriately sized.

[@L_M_V]

@@ElliottBLOBlet’s not. Let’s make it hell

[@TDPanic]

sprite is my fav one

[@colegardner4058]

Fr. "It's like water but spicy." Sent me lol

[@0011peace]

that would fit almost any soda pop.

[@marksink1652]

Diet Sprite... Anything for a tingle on the tongue. "All these chemicals coursing through your veins" At least it's better than a hundred or so years ago... opium extract. laudanum, cocaine. Back when Coke adds life was more than a slogan.

[@ToyKeeper]

"Sprite is like water but spicy" is definitely the whitest thing I've heard today.

[@elgatofelix8917]

@@colegardner4058 If you really want a spicy, bubbly beverage, try ginger beer.

[@eineperson9849]

Sending this to all the PR teams

[@AlexB-W33gee]

2:12 I legit never had to use the bathroom after eating at Taco Bell. Guess my stomach is just made of steel 🤣

[@S.Waters.]

Same.

[@kianafreitas8877]

same

[@TommyCashLover420]

Same, but I haven't eaten Taco Bell since November 2020 in any case.

[@spacelinx]

If you can eat Taco Casa and be fine, then you’ve got a stomach of titanium

[@iamthestig1]

Or the 57 immoduim you took before going...

[@HORRORWATCHED]

All of these were scaringly accurate

[@songerkids690]

I would obviously order a tardigrade in a box the size of Vatican City.

[@Blxberrymelanie]

Why does the sprite add actually slap

[@JL-sm6cg]

I said Sprite should give her a contract right quick.

[@JL-sm6cg]

@user-ys8ur2fh1i if that was directed at me, I didn't realize either autocorrect got me or I said the wrong thing.

[@SophiStars]

I love this so much!!! It’s crazy how accurate this is!!! Thank you Elise!!! ❤❤❤

[@robbymounce5764]

WE ARE SENDING THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR YOUR TOILET! 💥 🚽

[@Ristre]

Oh the only part I could really understand was “toilet” but that’s actually really funny lol

[@Blueberry_Waffle_Panda]

"it's like water but spicy" killed me lmao

[@-coffee349-]

The Disney one is unironically so true 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@tlkpizzacat]

Make a part 2 PLEASE 😂😂😂

[@adamwiggins8074]

You said it 😂

[@Tomatosayceidkanymore]

I just realised how close you are to 4m 😮😮 You have come so far and your community is proud of you!!

[@EliseEcklund]

Thanks for being here!

[@KalMcDavis]

I work at McDonald's and that bit about the ice cream machine is so accurate ours just got fixed 😂

[@theAstarrr]

0:29 as someone who worked at McDonald's I am sorry for whoever did that to you. They are wrapped fine and not crushed at ours Hilarious video!

[@stevemorganexperience7833]

So when the video ended an Amazon advert arrived with people taking small things out of big boxes 😂

[@elgatofelix8917]

You misspelled $¢amazon

[@sbelle4899]

Elise you have truly changed my life. Tysm for this awesomeness. Totally relate to the sprite one

[@JetpackLiamG]

I work at McDonalds and yes we are told to smash the burgers into the counter, and I don't think my contract allows me to speak about the ice cream machine 🫠

[@Ristre]

Why? It looks better when it’s not

[@Kaminoboi]

I think he’s kidding

[@Does_stuff3]

McDonald’s also should have had “we also douse our fries in salt, after eating you might need a wash” But literally, I identified a McDonald’s ad by the salt waterfall on the fries before it showed to logo and the name.

[@SleepingSpinet]

…and beef powder! 😅

[@iampuzzleman282]

Absolutely phenomenal. This is the highlight of my day. And you have no idea how entertaining my day has been so far.😊

[@TheSpanishCountryBall]

🎉🎉🎉EARLY CONGRATS FOR 4M SUBS UR SO CLOSE 🎉🎉🎉

[@randomdragonbooks]

I love this, Elise. You aren't as bad as everyone says, I love your channel. You are be beautiful and way better at piano than I could ever be, so love yourself :)

[@tru3sk1ll]

Genuinely hilarious, funniest shit I've seen in a while you're putting SNL to shame

[@andysiebert31]

you're brilliant in general - that Sprite ad just wow. next level. that's gonna get sampled when I learn how to DJ. a lot. I will buy whatever you make that moves in the direction of that soundscape. with this video you're on a level with They Might Be Giants' montage: Fingertips (from Apollo 18, one of the best albums ever made). you're a supernerd and I bow to your genius.

[@LokiWolfe1985]

"You know it's weird that we're laughing, because it's actually not very funny! 😅" Thank you for cracking me up! 🤣

[@bionyx6368]

1:07: The most emotion I’ve ever seen ever seen out of Elise.

[@johnwebb4499]

When I get fast food, I ask for a sh1tload of napkins. Then I pull over and pat all the grease out of my meat patty. Then I throw away the greasy wrapper. Then I wrap it in a napkin.

[@richardreinertson1335]

I always order a luscious greaseburger with extra greaae.

[@drewgeraci8434]

Your songs and twisted sense of humor remind me of the legendary Kate Miccuci. You nailed all the companies, especially Amazon putting tiny things in giant boxes. It's seems hastily done, like the person was taking a phone call while packing.

[@playingminecraftforsomereason]

the fact that i saw a company jingle as an ad before this video played is just crazy

[@mysterwhymedia]

1:59 Oh man...the jingle for Apple is ON POINT. On the last teaching job I had, I had to manage a computer lab, and that damned lab was full of those idiotic Apple mice. That was a decision that could only have been made by some district level IT dude that has never spent a day in their life in the classroom with 40+ teens. Much like the first few versions of the iPad that had zero system in place to be able to deploy new apps or updates directly, Apple mice were just never EVER meant to be in any classroom ever.

[@sweetpea_____]

The Netflix one was extremely accurate and the sprite one which kinda went crazy

[@tharding2870]

cool to see someone actually create their own content ! subbed

[@Kadjius]

I wish you would make jingles for everything. Literally, like for quantum physics and toasters and stuff.

[@champ99]

1:10 she smiled!!!!!

[@fareveningxtgnt]

actually mcdonalds ice cream machines go through a 4-3 hour cleaning process around 12 thats why its always broken

[@adamwiggins8074]

Elsie your songs are awesome and I love them.Your the light of my day

[@Sly88Frye]

This was brilliant

[@Musicisavibechangemymind]

That is the perfect way to describe sprite. I needed this xD

[@RitikaKothari-o6u]

The sprite one acc slayed tho so like..

[@tlcrf80mins73]

"We are sending thoughts and prayers to your toilet" - hands down the funniest line on KZbin this year. I spat tea down my nose.

[@Pikmanx]

The McDonald's one😭😭

[@billdargel1192]

You are so spot on especially when it comes to the little bitty items from Amazon that show up at the door in a great big giant box and the flat burgers, however, the burger I just got done eating wasn't flat for a change, but it wasn't very well assembled either, the bun was on one side of the box and the meat, cheese and topping were all over on the other side of the box. It was a real mess, but with a little effort I managed to put it back together, wipe the sauce from my fingers and eat my lunch.

[@joshuaburba1048]

Gee wow, you're a real fucking hero now.

[@Sirenhound]

1:17 She's smiling! ... NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!

[@bub777]

I don't know how you do it, but you truly make dry humor on a level I don't know others to have achieved...even myself!

[@Cbunnygames]

Disneys should be where dreams come true and people get sued

[@archiveseeker]

Your dead-pan delivery is classic!

[@ambigus7]

Just perfection :)

[@phatjbl]

You have quality satire swager for someone so young. An instant fan.

[@creativetraininghacks]

My theory is that the Apple mouse was designed by the demon Crowley from Terry Pratchett's and Neil Gaimans's Good Omens (And, as usual, he got no commendation for it, because his superiors didn't get what's so demonic about it.)

[@trantonit2682]

I really like apple jingle, they should take it for their actual advertisement 😅

[@m_chupon5131]

This is the most plausible explanation I can imagine

[@lqdfuzion2914]

Watching your videos make getting out of bed everyday worth it

[@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1873]

Congrats on getting 4 million subs

[@southsidegamer5611]

Really funny, especially the placing of a grain of rice into a big box I just lost it, subscribed

[@terrikelinton4042]

Elise I'm so glad you hit four million subscribers😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🎉

[@annaborysova163]

Hi elise, I've been subscribed for 2 years, I just want to say that your voice is absolutely wonderful and to never ever give up, no matter what people say. (the haters are probably just companies mentioned in the vid.) ❤❤❤❤

[@whitebread3872]

The one for sprite goes so hard

[@manupm9161]

The best part about the amazon one is that they later claim being 100% *eco friendly* and caring "a lot" about stopping deforestation

[@gotthit]

The sprite one is actually good. I dont like Sprite, but this jingle made me want to get some

[@thearianatosado]

This ended with a bang. Pun 100% intended.

[@bibasik7]

I believe Elise made this video because she could not charge her mouse while working

[@Star_Stable_Edits]

‘Its like water but its spicy’ im dy¡ng watching that hahaha

[@brianfreeman2729]

I love the Amazon one now I'm gonna be singing that everything I oder something from them

[@ykkriston]

I love you Elise!

[@FunkyMullusk]

I would listen to a full song on Water but it’s Spicy

[@ty2seven657]

This was amazing. My first job 15+ years ago at 17, I worked at McDonald's for 7 years. Needless to say, that clip is going to all my old co-workers 😆

[@piegirl8263]

Some of these seemed personal 😂

[@MaxolotlYT]

“It’s like water but spicy” Got me

[@Silly-Goob-y1pp13]

I've shared my Netflix password. OH NO

[@EliseEcklund]

they might come after you

[@andyarnold6064]

great stuff! And most of it is sooo true ! Keep up the good work.

[@IPADFROMROBTAG]

True

[@georgemitchell9696]

Love your choice of genre. Lol. Nice seamless mix.

[@smokeytheconplainer]

I love how she pronounced rice as rass

[@samiulshaon1234]

I like how these are funny and actually extremely accurate to the company’s instead of what’s a meme about them

[@Levent_Geiger_Fan_4_EVERRR]

Haha love this 😂

[@EliseEcklund]

thank you!

[@NoobieIsGoobie]

Hi Elise!! I love you’re vids! My favorite was the one we’re the app created a song for you!! 😂

[@GuyWhoCooks]

bro that Taco Bell one was personal 💀

[@Rene-yz4in]

theres nothing like taking a break from ur studies to watch an elise ecklund video

[@lookingforanotherTVlover]

All of these are accurate 💀

[@TheMCNanno]

I have never had a problem with getting ice cream from McDonald’s

[@queenestherworld780]

Heyy lol i luv ur vids u slay elise

[@Shad0wM0ng3r1]

911? We have a Gen Alpha

[@Dtmasadian]

This a lil too true 💀

[@bunnylace_art]

This is Comedy Gold omg. Elise never fails to make us laugh 👌❤️

[@CalvinPlayzYT]

I will do 0 pushups for every like this gets *thx for the likes*😀im glad i said 0 lol

[@CaptainBrawl_]

Ok

[@JetpackLiamG]

I will do zero pushups AND zero burpees for every like this gets 😄

[@arch3r_istired]

​@@JetpackLiamGwoah

[@songerkids690]

lIkE bEgGeR

[@alexcrazy1492]

I will do 1-1

[@KeepGoing-n7z]

I love ur vids :> congrats for your 4 millions subs :)

[@Slay_22_15]

I will text my ex if this gets 2 likes

[@IsuiGtz]

rip

[@alexmashkin863]

You have to do it 9 times at the time I'm writing this :-)) 18 likes

[@TheRoyaltyKitten_20]

16 time

[@alexandroskarbilas3460]

Well I'm mean it's not two It's more so he doesn't

[@swissarmyknight4306]

really pour your heart out, exes love that

[@rmd4209]

That Mc Donald's song got me dying on the floor.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You're so funny and straight to the point.😍😍

[@SophiaBananaGirl]

I will do a push-up for every like this gets😊

[@lishayost44]

I hope you've done 11k pushups so far...

[@kemizay8793]

No you won't this is just a like beg

[@GeoffLacefield]

Good luck with that

[@tyrantishrl]

congrats on 4m elise!!

[@Ard877]

Protecting kids from saying First edit: pin pls?

[@GrayCowMan]

I think there is a 0.00000012635489625396969616374 percent chance this will actually get pinned.

[@Ard877]

Who knows?@@GrayCowMan

[@mightymikethebear]

Wow, accuracy in advertising. I approve.

[@Alien_girl222]

I liked my own comment

[@willylumpnj]

I just discovered you and you are REALLY funny! I am subscribing.

[@FerociousSniper]

Me: hello? AT&T? Rep: yes. How can I help you? Me: I'd like to purchase a telegraph. Rep: a what? Me: a telegraph. This is the American Telephone & Telegraph company, right?