If Condiments Were People

[@FrankJames]

Watch "If Your Devices Were People" next 👉 infj.me/3TPbXZz

[@rigbygordon342]

First 😎😎

[@arupagal1449]

Hi!

[@Azulakayes]

Poor printer...we've all been there.

[@mintylimeade1281]

If Continents were People

[@AlexandraVioletta]

The best condiment to French fries is something I think no American knows: Remoulade. The real one. With mayo. AND Ketchup. You need both of them 50:50. Try it.

[@Almogus1]

For about, one second, I really questioned myself "why did they fake the hug?", Only to then realize they're both the same person. You're just that good.

[@tinaperez7393]

OMG. I can't believe it took this comment for me to appreciate that hug! The special FX are off the charts on FJ's channel! I just initially thought it was just a respecting each other's personal space bro hug. Too many things in this video to appreciate! 😂

[@allisonlargo7605]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

same haha "that's a weird h- oh nevermind"

[@SUZMIC1]

Oh ya!!!duh!!

[@SUZMIC1]

Sooo good!!!!

[@ceilinh6004]

I like how Aioli is just waiting in the back for his chance to straight up murder Mayo, and take over his life.

[@Sly-Moose]

Bruh, wtf even IS Aioli???? 😂

[@bluesteel8376]

@@Sly-Moose It's mayo. That is all it is. Just a fancy word for Mayo. I was really confused when he included both.

[@ceilinh6004]

@@Sly-Moose It's a flavoured mayo.

[@lybo1581]

@@Sly-Moose Garlic mayo

[@333invitado]

@@Sly-Moose it's actually called "allioli", it's from Catalonia, a region in Spain. Made from garlic (all) and olive oil (oli), and it has a garlic savour 😊👋🏻

[@muchanadziko6378]

I love that they're all standing in the fridge

[@Klatikat]

they’re standing in a fridge? I need to watch this again for the eighth time 😂

[@shinaeyoo7422]

Omg I didn't even notice that. That is so funny 🤣

[@caisybetty9501]

Omg I didn't notice.. 🤣😂

[@minV5326]

Hhaa true

[@NerdyMystic09]

Thank you for making me notice that 😂.

[@trinaq]

I love how the Steak Sauce sounds Texan, Salsa sounds like an old man, and Wasabi is basically Will Smith! 😂🤣

[@Nickilob2006]

You did not--- ☠️

[@missrobinhoodie]

Whassubi Will Smith? 😅

[@jaschabull2365]

Ha ha ha, is funny because wasabi go on sushi and Will Smith was in that fish movie XD

[@Azulakayes]

Mayo is Steve Harvey 😂

[@Nickilob2006]

@@jaschabull2365 Will smith is wasabi confirmed

[@trinaq]

"Condiments who didn't win any awards, so please make sure not to read their names" card. I cracked up at that joke so much! 😂

[@isimpson101]

I love Hot Sauce's responce to Mayo getting slapped! "And I thought I was spicy" 1:02

[@MinisDunyasi5]

The delivery of that line was chef’s kiss

[@jellobowl1962]

Seeing wasabi defend soy sauce like that makes me so happy. Edit: I made this comment before I watched the whole thing. And seeing steak sauce share the reward with tartar sauce is making me cry tears of joy. The friendships between these condiment characters are immaculate

[@jaschabull2365]

I suspect next, soy sauce is going to smack me for shunning his friend, Wasabi for Ginger.

[@jellobowl1962]

@@jaschabull2365 I think that prediction is rather accurate. Be prepared to brace yourself, my friend. I don't think the slap will hurt too much tho- it'll just be very salty

[@TheFallenFaob]

Next the shocking betrayal of soy sauce when it finds out that wasabi in America is just horseradish dyed green

[@jellobowl1962]

@@TheFallenFaob In my humble opinion, I think soy sauce would get over the betrayal upon learning that Wasabi was told that he was in fact, Wasabi, and not horseradish dyed green. America told the poor horseradish that he's Wasabi, having lineage from Japan. They were both fed lies, sadly 😔

[@bfdimouth629]

Wasabi and Soy Sauce are best friends. My dad always mixes them together

[@tinaperez7393]

"Speaking of sodium, now that I've been 'asSALTed'!" 😂 The jokes and puns were flying fast and furious in this one! 😂🤣😂

[@olivia-performanceartist3693]

haha omg I didn't even get that one, but now it makes it even more hilarious! 😄

[@randomgamer500]

NA, I don't get it

[@StarberryCreetH]

@@randomgamer500 salt, sodium, how do you not get it?

[@Pacvalham]

@@StarberryCreetH Na is the atomic symbol for sodium.

[@KM-fd8bw]

This one and the months of the year sketch had such heartwarming endings for their respective underdogs. 🥰

[@ThePinkBaroness]

i did *N O T* expect a Will Smith reference here but y'know what? I'm totally here for it.

[@lisarodriguez6966]

Yes! What a pleasant surprise! Admire his gumption to include it, too.

[@navchinna]

And a 2017 oscars reference

[@hope-.]

I think I've commented several times but I feel the need to expand more. Frank is making scientifically accurate videos. Not only are they educational and have helped me to understand myself better but also made it so much more interesting. When I first watched the comedy video, I was confused but the cognitive functions video made me interested. Words fall short. Every detail is so precise and accurate. Frank literally can put the personalities in the stereotypes and break the stereotypes through the comdey sketches simultaneously. The educational videos are of course a cherry on top. They are the best thing in the world. Not only the 16 personality videos but these random sketches too, are extremely creative and well- thought, well- planned and extremely well- executed. Thanks a lot FJ. We appreciate you a lot

[@FrankJames]

well thank you so much!

[@flamingopersonn]

sometimes it's scary how accurate it is and how he nails the tiniest details

[@unowno123]

frankjames is scary-accurate

[@RudraanshSeth]

True

[@trinaq]

Precisely, Frank is a master of his craft!

[@pat-ahz3570]

"Keep soy sauces name out of your fricking mouth" LMAO

[@carmenarkan6795]

It’s true. A lot of people don’t use steak sauce for steak. It like as if frank met all the condiments in person

[@tinaperez7393]

I do. I use steak sauce for steak - A1 specifically And other people I know including family. No matter how perfectly seasoned, and good a steak, it still needs it! 😜 Oh wait you meant people use steak sauce for other stuff. Yeah, I use it on eggs and veggies and sandwiches.

[@carmenarkan6795]

@@tinaperez7393 my mistake. I meant not many use it.

[@tinaperez7393]

@@carmenarkan6795 🤗

[@bluesteel8376]

@@tinaperez7393 If you think it 'needs it', then you do not like steak.

[@tinaperez7393]

@@bluesteel8376 Wrong! 😜 I like steak. Just with A1 sauce! 😁😂 It still counts! You should be happy I evolved from well done to medium rare. 😁😂 Yes, ha ha - I was one of those!

[@glendalee9037]

Video ideas for this series: -if stationery were people -if vegetables were people -if fruits were people -if drinks were people -if vehicles were people -if utensils were people -if kitchen appliances were people -if furniture were people -if cells were people -if school subjects were people

[@artistevivien]

Needs to be upvoted. Stationery though, no

[@vecinalfish]

Drinks and school subjects exists I have an idea too If continents were people (not condiments like this one for those who misread)

[@shimerrill967]

Fruit would be nice.. and fast food places

[@neelimavaishnavi6520]

What about instruments?

[@tinaperez7393]

I wholeheartedly agree with the shared winners of this award. Tartar sauce and steak sauce go well not only with everything but together! And yes, tartar sauce DOES do double duty with fish and chips. Add malt vinegar and it only gets better from there. Come to think of it, steak sauce dies double duty too - with steak and steak fries (specifically)! 😹

[@jasonours6957]

Tatar sauce and mayo belong in the trash

[@sailorgallifrey1365]

Steak sauce was a true friend. While I wish tartar sauce won, steak sauce deserved it based on his defense of tartar alone

[@tinaperez7393]

@@sailorgallifrey1365 😹👍

[@tinaperez7393]

@@jasonours6957 who would you have preferred to win? 🤔😺 It's funny how strong of feelings condiment options inspire in people! 😹

[@Elena.J]

The slapping scene and the hugging scene deserve an award for best editing! 😎 Loved the video!

[@A____B]

Video ideas (diverse): 1. 16 personalities in the same sitcom show 2. 16 personalities being nominated/winning an award 3. 16 personalities in the bathroom 4. 16 personalities dreaming 5. 16 personalities at a concert 6. 16 personalities at beach 7. 16 personalities as cat breeds 8. 16 personalities after a tiring work day 9. 16 personalities studying the cognitive functions 10. 16 personalities as doctors 11. 16 personalities during Easter 12. What makes each of the 16 personalities cry? 13. 16 personalities playing a football/soccer match 14. 16 personalities as CEOs 15. 16 personalities as MBTI enthusiasts 16. If numbers (0-9) were people 17. If parts of the day (e.g. morning) were people 18. 16 personalities playing UNO 19. 16 personalities being late for class 20. 16 personalities touching grass 21. If book genres were people 22. If political ideologies were people Glad to help! 🙂

[@ThePinkBaroness]

I second "if book genres were people"! ☝🏼️

[@judyzhao5870]

I'd love to see the 16 play uno

[@mr_indie_fan]

"If political ideologies were people" bruh you just explained an sjw, the living embodiment of woke ideology

[@Sly-Moose]

16 Personalities as Grooms

[@aaronTGP_3756]

For political ideologies, all of them would need to be ridiculed in order to make sure everyone is equally offended.

[@lauriemartin490]

You know you're an INFP, when the sweet moment between Steak Sauce and Tartar Sauce gets you all emotional. Way to go, you beautiful, sensitive condiments. And for the record, I'm not crying. I just looked at Wasabi too long. 🤣

[@MP16298]

I like the effort Frank takes to get his clothes to match the exact colours of his “if x were people” videos. I can’t help thinking what his wardrobe currently looks like 😂

[@melodyconte]

Dang! That was a roller coaster, Frank! I need a sequel with Aioli/Mayo drama 🤤🤤🤤

[@emilyrobbins3238]

And garlic could do a cameo, since it’s the ai in aioli

[@lisagd22]

Yeah, the condiments need to keep their eye on aioli. He's staying quiet so nobody notices him until he springs his plot to take over. 😂

[@iamrosemist5630]

@@lisagd22 I want that to happen fast. I'm allergic to eggs but Aioli is unfortunately not popular.

[@deeanigonzalez9965]

That part had me rolling 🤣

[@Fluwore]

Soy sauce's salty personality is so on point you'd actually make the same face when you actually taste it 😂

[@zabelfamily]

Loved the quickie joke from tartar sauce: "I want to thank my mom - relish..." Cute & clever!

[@jasonsteele6920]

I mean, but tartar sauce *is* awesome on fries, right? Also I half-expected them to be able to *actually hug*! It's so easy to forget they're all just Frank! 😆

[@tinaperez7393]

The special effects are truly next level! I didn't even realize the hug issue until I saw comments like this! I just thought they were giving each other a respect your personal space bro hug!

[@rainbowdillard8581]

I thought the difficulty with hugging was designed to remind us that bottles do not have arms.

[@randomfornow]

@@rainbowdillard8581 😂😂

[@timothyswanson8773]

Yeah. Especially the tartar with dill. But average tartar is still great on fries.

[@JKNat9004]

I have a friend who gets the Filet of Fish sandwich from McDonald's and uses the fries to scrape Tartar sauce from the sandwich because he likes the combination.

[@Naturelover-j1y]

When he did the Will Smith thing I almost died laughing!

[@abbynormal6966]

Lol the " Oh, look, we're hugging!" got me pretty good. For a second I was thinking "of course they're hugging, what's so weird about that--oh, wait..." 🤣😅

[@svanduyne22]

Very impressed you were able to create this sketch without creating any racial tension or clear stereotypes. You are a true personality expert with biases in check. Well done. Like a steak that needs sauce.

[@blablabla2616]

I sure hope frank dosnt let the fear of saying the "wrong" thing dull his auesome creativity that having fun and having a opinion becomes to dangerous to express .... If your looking to be a fended you will find it, and if you feel the need to express that with the world understand it has a effect, I for one get a lot of joy from Franks perspective and humor it would be sad if trying to cater to every person in the world stifled his ability to create and be himself .

[@svanduyne22]

@@blablabla2616 agree I’m old enough to remember seeing Blazing Saddles and laughing at the absurdity of racists, but knowing full well we needed to see it and mock it. That movie could never be made today, when we REALLY need it.

[@jessiealexander3515]

This makes me want to put a camera in my fridge to make sure this ISN’T what my condiments are doing…

[@ceilinh6004]

Steak sauce is the kind of friend we all need.

[@beanie_bae]

These "if _______ were people" skits are too awesome not to watch! There are so many wonderful things about this video - the puns, the friendships, the jokes- what's not to like?

[@ros.an.]

the editing!!!!! every single video is a step up from the last, we went from normal sketches to interacting storylines and now here they are slapping and hugging in one vid, we love to see it FJ

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

FJ really just made me feel compassion and emotions towards a sauce.

[@stevester9148]

''You're sugar water for 1st graders'' YES! That's exactly what I tell every grown adult who still puts ketchup on everything.

[@tinaperez7393]

Ketchup on eggs WITH salsa here. And ketchup and tartar sauce with fries. And ketchup with ....basically anything else too! 😜

[@laura121684]

I like my 1st-grader sugar water just fine, thank you very much! 😋

[@jasonours6957]

Salad is just crunchy water, change my mind

[@JoybuzzerX]

Yup...ketchup and dijon mustard on my burger. Ketchup or Fry Sauce on my fries (if not plain). Ketchup and mustard on my hot dogs. Mmmmm! However, I feel people are forgetting the whole tomato aspect of ketchup with that comment.

[@lordgrimixb]

Salsa spitting facts.

[@osku6025]

Hug was so realistic I thought they were different actors for a sec.. 😂

[@laura121684]

Salsa: "You'd better shut up before I put you in 57 varieties of pain." Me, a Yinzer: That's a Heinz joke!

[@JKNat9004]

I love that comment from Salsa! Best line in the whole video.

[@Fllan22]

No matter how bad my day is I always watch when you upload

[@tatyannafrancis9935]

All the characters are so well developed!! Frank really has a knack for personifying inanimate things, you’d almost think we was an infp! 😝 (dearKristin viewers will laugh harder at this 😅)

[@kittykahdy]

I didn't expect much from a sketch about condiments but this was really fun! Also when he said "look at us we're hugging" I laughed so hard

[@pepperimps01]

BBQ sauce missed the ceremony but he's there in spirit

[@dallincandland]

The story, inflections, and the face expressions were so amazing. So glad I found this channel a few years ago on one of my roughest days in college. Still a channel I know I can turn to for some fun, clean laughs. Priceless.

[@gearholder8882]

ISFJ at the grocery store: "this meat I'm holding" Steak Sauce: "look at us we're hugging" I'm noticing a butchery pattern...

[@burnyizland]

Multiple great awards-based jokes on this award-based sketch! You oughta get something for that. Some kind of... thing... that makes you feel recognized by others somehow...as if they appreciate your work and want to honor you for it...

[@tinaperez7393]

I love how steak sauce is so confident, positive, and supportive throughout the whole thing. - Just like steak sauce in real life! 😁👍😂🤣

[@HburgEagle44]

the way they came together and cheered for each other brought a tear to my eye :')

[@ThePhoenixElite]

You Frank James are a National Treasure! 😁

[@maggiechang588]

🤣🤣🤣 I love the bromance hugs in the end! Never thought in my life each of these condiments has struggled in their life too! Best!!! 💗

[@CaveyMoth]

Aw, FJ hugging himself, that's so wholesome. Edit: Whoa. Someone liked this post in 30 seconds!

[@jillianwalker22]

The LEVELS of comedy on this video - incredible!

[@StephanieJeanne]

Hilarious! Tartar sauce is actually one of my favorite condiments! Love that salsa accent. Aioli, planning revenge? Haha🙌😂

[@camiahkck]

“Anyways speaking of sodium, now that I’ve been assaulted (a-salted)” is such a good line!! 👏🏾👏🏾😂 1:04

[@ForeverSweetx3]

What's up with Hot Sauce????!!! 😆 🤣

[@Onitt222]

YOU BETTER STOP IT BEFORE I PUT YOU IN 57 VARIETIES OF PAIN Got me 💀💀💀

[@lils8243]

You keep me entertained with all these funny videos!! I’m very happy you hit over 1 million subscribers!

[@nfella6977]

he unstoppable now, he can acting on everything

[@folkis982]

This is so good 👏👏 Please do “If planets where ppl”

[@oscarscadds36]

barbecue sauce being too underrated to even turn up to the event

[@kosmogyeom15]

If alcohol (the drinks not rubbing alcohol😭) or soap were people? Maybe even bags or soda? Lmao I edited the comment and FJ's heart disappeared😔

[@tinaperez7393]

And I actually wondered if Frank's polls on seemingly random topics were just for getting "engagement"! I should've known better! 😂

[@thoseoldphonos5722]

"57 varieties of pain" 🤣

[@faolan2174]

The best condiment for fries is "Utah" fry sauce. It's a mixture of ketchup and mayo, and other ingredients depending on the recipe. Sooo good. 👌

[@kstormgeistgem461]

"mayochup" it's actually a thing. i think heinz makes it. in case you wanted ot find it outside of utah. ;)

[@Thorisdottir368]

Lol everyone always thinks they were the first or their region was the first to make the mayo and ketchup mix. (Just letting you know you’re not the only one) it also goes good with deer backstrap and shrimp and crawfish

[@faolan2174]

@@Thorisdottir368 I wasn't claiming we were first. But I've heard plenty of people outside of Utah refer to our version of fry sauce as "Utah fry sauce", and its a big enough deal here that most restaurants will offer it as a condiment option. Plus, it's not just mayo and Ketchup. You add other ingredients like mustard and seasonings. (I even throw in a bit of vinegar and brown sugar).

[@trebmaster]

"On the bright side, my sinuses have never been so clear" (Wasabe) SO TRUE.

[@bethtaylor9773]

I'll never look inside my fridge the same way lol! Think there might be another possible character - in Texas we like fries and Ranch Dressing.

[@car2911]

Not enough love for ranch, quite a shame

[@superstylemeblog]

“Oh look, we’re hugging’” 😂😂😂😂

[@irene404]

I replayed 2:35 several times to see how the hug is made possible 😂

[@cerezablack13]

01:43 i gasped so loudly on that part, that my sister came to my room to see if I was okay 🤣

[@subconvextheobezoar]

you can tell this an accurate representation of the oscars because the one who actually deserves to win (vinegar 😋) is absent while condiments that have no business being there like steak sauce and soy sauce are there

[@MrConfused.]

U dip ur fries in vinegar?

[@lisagd22]

@@MrConfused. Some people dip them in malt vinegar. I think it started in the UK, but people in the US do it too.

[@lisagd22]

Vinegar isn't a condiment, with the possible exception of malt vinegar, but only because I'm in a good mood. 😁

[@Hyper_Fixation]

Steak Sauce and Tartar Sauce's friendship is one for the ages 👏

[@Elodie_N_INTJ_Analyzes]

Frank James team is amazing, you embody everything which exist in life so well ! 🌩⚡ 💙the editing to do the hug ! It's amazing all what we can do with few things and a brain ! It's very fun.

[@emilycaulfeild5195]

“Speaking of sodium, I can’t believe I’ve been as-salted” Don’t know if that was intentional but lolol puns

[@HiBasil]

Is this how wasabi mayo was born?

[@zalhiami]

OMG the way hot sauce talks is flipping gold, I love it 😭

[@CassieAngelica]

Tobasco and BBQ Sauce were not invited because their takes were too hot for the academy.

[@angelajdcat]

I was wondering, Where is the Barbeque sauce?, since that's my favorite for steak and fries. :)

[@CassieAngelica]

@@angelajdcat yeah, Curry is missing, BBQ is not here, Chilli is absent, Sweet & Sour is out, super weird.

[@morningfromspace]

Steak​ and Tartar​'s friendship melts my heart. 😭

[@toxictimeless6655]

But the actual best sauce on fries is missing?? What did BBQ sauce do to get uninvited?

[@toxictimeless6655]

@@icecap6426 right? I eat BBQ sauce on my fries, my burgers, my hot dogs, it's like ketchup's overachieving sibling.

[@angelajdcat]

@@toxictimeless6655 BBQ sauce is great on sweet potato fries, too!

[@seymur7422]

Such a roller-coaster of emotions, you somehow keep improving, keep the good work!!!

[@azuremadis8675]

YEY!!! 🥰👏🏻🥹🙌🏻 Thank you for making this skit about condiments, FJ!!! Hurray for the kind, supportive, all-around Steak Sauce! 🤭❤️‍🔥😎 It’s awesome, complete with differing accents as well! Can I make more suggestions? I think it’d be funny if: - toiletries were people - school subjects were people - 16 personalities were at a crime scene - 16 personalities were in a murder mystery dinner party - apparel brands were people - 16 personalities were playing The Sims - desserts were people Thank you for so many laughs!!! 😊🤣👍🏻😎💫 looking forward to more of your genius insanity at work!

[@louisevalliere4362]

Am I the only one who want extended version of this video. Like his videos are amazing and so entertaining 😄👌.

[@jananelson8556]

You left out "SNUBBED" Ranch Dressing...LOL!!😢😝🤣😂

[@tinaperez7393]

The "winning" and announcing music! 😂🤣😂

[@ОпятьЯ-ы3ю]

Ngl, the best and probably only one that I use is cheese sause. The McDonald's fries + the cheese sause is truly a blessing...

[@reybarracuda2514]

You know someone is special when he can put soul and personality even in inanimate objects and make them entertaining, Hats off FJ👏

[@RudraanshSeth]

Our Boy FJ is back with another Banger!

[@jocelyneke6445]

One of your fiercest videos, Mr. Frank. I loved seeing Steak Sauce and Tartar Sauce hugging. Tartar sauce has saved many a cafeteria fish dish for me

[@kate1060]

Frank James slapping and hugging himself for the first time

[@a.d.n1371]

Steak sauce and tartar bromance is my favorite thing ever.

[@Nina21_]

''and i thought i was thpithy'' by hot sauce cracked me up 😂 i'm reaally loving these skits Frank ! You're the best ✨

[@idrinksandwiches]

me who mixes sauces: *your power is beyond your understanding*

[@queenofthecapes]

"We're hugging!" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JoyAileen]

"oh look we're hugging" got me hahahha

[@orionspur]

Been waiting for decades to unleash that "Speaking of sodium, I just got a-salted!" total dad pun. You win this round Frank James. You win this round...

[@lemonylean4058]

Aioli will win next years awards XD Love the skit Frank! ❤️ At the end of the day all condiments are good, just in different ways

[@LemonLimes_70]

I’m imagining the owner of the fridge is just listening like “what the heck is going on inside my fridge?”

[@gisa.amorim]

The editor Kevin is going to be better and better... It's hard to believe that all the video is just FJ speaking to himself... Looks absolutely amazing, stunning, fantastic! 💐💐💐

[@susanlisson7066]

That premonition flash of Aioli with his warning! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣

[@bw9071]

The character arcs in these are chefs kiss Frank 👏😂

[@LBrobie]

omg, frank, that was hilarious! as-SALT-ted!! 🤣

[@TheRealBarbie561]

Mayo : so the award for the best on fries is up again Ketchup: I’m gonna win Me as an Idahoan: where is the fry sauce

[@Euphoryaaa]

@1:07 okay you get a like for that pun alone

[@cupkelpie4656]

"Oh look! We're hugging." XD best line!!

[@beedoubleu]

LOL.. Fantastic.. working in the Will Smith slap incident.. LOL.. Your power level is over 9000!!!