If Disney Wrote Revenge Of The Sith

[@DrPhoxotic]

Anakin forgot that he blew up the Death Star earlier that same day

[@smallies7154]

it blew itself up to be away from disney imo

[@LeeroyPorkins]

I loved when he yelled "NOW THIS IS PODRACING!" as he did it.

[@CobalamusPrimeB-12]

Yup Disney is just a mouse that's never full

[@LeeroyPorkins]

@@CobalamusPrimeB-12 If You Sell A Mouse A Billion Dollar Franchise

[@formulafables]

😂😂😂

[@ANobodyatall]

Now I understand why Anakin killed all the Jedi.

[@SirMarshalHaig]

And then blackfa...masked and suited

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Amputated is the new black

[@zoefezius6615]

and enslaved the entire universe...

[@dirk-fe2sx]

@@zoefezius6615 he freed you mean?

[@mamelandro3972]

That's a really grave sentence! If you continue like this, you could find yourself justifying the Acolyte "direction" choices

[@PortugueseBadman]

"Anakin that's literally hate speech" "Well from my point of view it's based speech"

[@JesusFriedChrist]

from *my* point of view

[@JesusFriedChrist]

But yes, based comment

[@xXalbatros1000Xx]

Based on what?

[@PortugueseBadman]

@@xXalbatros1000Xx Based - a word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. Especially common in online political slang. Source: Urban Dictionary

[@BubbleGumGuy-gx1xj]

“Well then your speech is lost”

[@georgehouliaras7239]

The audacity of Anakin wanting a promotion. He hasn't even blown up the Death Star yet.

[@therealking6202]

... With millions of people dying!

[@SirMarshalHaig]

@@therealking6202 Have you seen a single black man on the DS? Were they really people then?

[@tomkerruish2982]

​@@SirMarshalHaigUnder those helmets, who knows?

[@RiddlerQM]

😂

[@Ac3ington2]

“I understood that reference”💀💀

[@23uncbball]

Even more funny cause Anakin started life as a Slave.

[@leonardticsay8046]

They shoulda changed his name to kunta kinte.

[@MentalParadox]

white people can't be oppressed (see: the Irish)

[@nunziocombattelli6311]

@@leonardticsay8046Toby!!!

[@therealking6202]

​@@leonardticsay8046You're the guy at parties that just starts throwing around the N word because you think everyone else is on the same page, huh?

[@raftai665]

@@therealking6202 n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n

[@INeedJesus4sure]

Anakin: " I HATE YOU!" Obi wan: "That's hate speech!"

[@satyagrahaa]

Literally

[@yeeterdeleter0117]

I guess

[@u.v.s.5583]

And how do we punish hate speech? That's right, time reversal and limb removal prior to the crime, so that your hate speech does not grow legs. Or arms.

[@Lexpert]

He was pretty much black at the time so it's a pass

[@JediMasterMusk]

@@Lexpert😂

[@kinggrimmjoww6070]

"Sith Extremism" Genius.

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Far-Sith Extremism

[@slavishentity6705]

What is moderate Sith

[@Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture]

@@JesusFriedChrist "radical far sith"

[@NotDuncan]

It’s pretty much the exact opposite of genius

[@davidstinger1134]

The opposite of hecking sith wholesomeness

[@Kaede-Sasaki]

Yoda: first diversity hire i was. Green a minority colour is

[@Kaede-Sasaki]

..

[@Kaede-Sasaki]

Error 404

[@Kaede-Sasaki]

Disappearance protection

[@focuspugilist673]

Actually, the representatives of the term "little green man" is more common than you think.

[@sagnorm1863]

Little Green Friend is culturally insensitive and no longer appropriate language. The appropriate term is 495nm - 570nm shaded person. Palpatine has been cancelled and removed from office.

[@wishingwell12345]

Yes, never mind that you're an orphaned former slave, Anakin, you're still SO PRIVILEGED....

[@BlueSoulGamer]

But the fact that he was slave would be lore accurate, we can’t have that!

[@kennethkho7165]

he was privileged as he was freed due to his race

[@aidanhart6419]

@@kennethkho7165freed from one life of servitude to join another

[@mrschizo2837]

Well, white people can't be slaves. Just like how men can't be molested. (This is a joke, obviously.)

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

⁠@@kennethkho7165 by that logic, black people are privileged because they were freed lmao.

[@garchompelago]

Obi Wan: "You were supposed to destroy them! Not join them!" Anakin: *I Identify as a part of the darkside now. My pronouns are *respiratory equipment noises**

[@aleksanderzaremba9695]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DragonGirl2000]

😂

[@swellerferret2506]

“You were supposed to destroy the republic[a n party] not join them.

[@prateekkulkarni9617]

😂😂😂

[@FaultStrider]

Underrated comment

[@disenfranchisedver1tech598]

"May the HR farce be with you."

[@DanSpotYT]

Headcount Reduction any longer.

[@XaliberDeathlock]

I was expecting a clever parody of Disney's woke capitalism but this just looks like a butthurt fanboy writing it.

[@raskolnikov6443]

@@XaliberDeathlockno it doesn’t

[@XaliberDeathlock]

@@raskolnikov6443 butthurt fanboy detected

[@recusantvessel]

@@XaliberDeathlockthis is just like an episode of the acolyte What’s the problem

[@dragonforks93]

That gleeful smirk on Obi-Wan's face when asked if he would betray Anakin makes this a perfect 10.

[@Goremejy]

When Anakin attempts to force choke Padme on Mustafar it’s revealed that’s she has force powers now and is another “chosen one”. We then watch a pregnant Padme beat Anakin with zero effort while being a girl boss.

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

The sad part is that is something Disney would 100% do.

[@ancapgrandscribe9546]

That’s gotta be the sequel.

[@carzz185]

@@ancapgrandscribe9546 episode III.V

[@logical582]

"You go girl"

[@dimel1347]

I mean...the ending would be less depressing if that was the case. I can accept this version :)

[@Zillarator2099]

If Disney wrote this movie, Anakin would probably be a black, disabled lesbian penguin.

[@ANobodyatall]

Or an 'evil' hu'white guy.

[@jkgaming0565]

He did become black and disabled

[@eroth1008]

Nah, Anakin fell to the dark side, so he remains a straight white male He might fall to the dark side in Episode 1 though.

[@YomamaYodaddyYobjtchassGranny]

@@eroth10088yr old becoming Vader already 😂😂😂😂

[@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031]

🤮

[@MadKingOfMadaya]

*_The overly dramatic music is what sells this_*

[@cheezuschrist]

This is actually SWTOR soundtrack so good I wish I knew exactly what score this was

[@xxvaltielxx1789]

​@@cheezuschristI think it's the main theme, menu, character creation screen

[@cheezuschrist]

@@xxvaltielxx1789 you’re a fucking champ 😭 I searched for this music for nearly 8 years now. Thank you so much and may the force be with you! It’s called ‘Clash of Destiny’ if anyone wants to know

[@ford_prefect1656]

Together with this magniloquent speech, without saying anything. Love it.

[@realpoesolo]

@@cheezuschristI LOVE SWTOR! I love its music too

[@daniel8181]

"five if you count ki adi mundi" I fucking weezed

[@Stez_AU]

“As a wise disabled black lesbian once told me, the only way to combat sith extremism is by criminalizing certain words people say through increasingly authoritarian policies” 🤣👏

[@AkariLimano]

Can someone translate this to simple English please I got a mind stroke with that as a non-native speaker 😵

[@beksc9209]

"As a​ smart black woman who likes women and uses a wheelchair once told me, the only way to fight against the Sith's passionate arguments is by making saying certain words people say illegal through laws which are more and more not right, used by a powerful government to control literally everything." (Think of, say, Hitler. He had a lot of authority and used it very badly. He told his nation that certain things were bad and punished people for having or using those things. For example, I think he might have banned the Catholic Church because it spoke against him. He would put people in death camps or immediately kill them for making statements like, "The was is not going well for Germany." @AkariLimano 1:57

[@AkariLimano]

@@beksc9209 thank you, I really appreciate your effort. It makes more sense to me now

[@puppergump4117]

As a knowledgeable and experienced, immobile homosexual female of darker tone once relayed to me, the only method to retaliate against radical sith extremist activities is by excessively criminalizing specific phrases and vocal language the populace can utter through increasing and intolerably authoritarian government control.

[@Hewkll]

Too real

[@clarity2199]

Man, that AI is getting better. Pretty soon fans will be able to rewrite the whole movie.

[@Churly25]

I would love to see that happening in our world

[@juliemillington9907]

​@@Churly25ye all well and good until they go evil and kill then we at war with the machines

[@Churly25]

@@juliemillington9907 lol

[@SharkIey]

Star wars what if

[@Just_A_Ball_of_Tissue]

If the fans rewrite ROTS to be as woke as disney, I will --become more powerful than you can ever imagine-- die

[@johnronald9767]

The sad part is, is that if episode 3 came out today they would focus on nothing but the fact that Mace is the first black Jedi and give no substance to his actual character. Where the 2005 Mace is just badass and an actual well written character that can beat a Sith Lord into submission

[@eufrosniad994]

Don’t Forget that instead of Obi Wan, Padme will beat Anakin into the lava.

[@takkun3237]

And the funny part is that it would be imposing IRL issues into a fictional world where there's no apparent racism against black people, who are also only one subsection of humans among the many alien species that inhabit the universe, some of which are the ones discriminated against. Would make literally no sense lol

[@l-nolazck-rn24]

​@@takkun3237Imagine the movie with aliens written like rich white libs write pocs lmfao

[@shininginthed7435]

@@takkun3237 Indeed. In fact, at least during the Empire era Wookies were more discriminated and oppressed in SW universe than dissident humans. And let's not mention some species that were fully wiped out (or almost) like the Geonosians.

[@valentinlageot4101]

@@shininginthed7435 although in star wars the idea of racism can bereasonnable considering there exist species that are fucking menaces like the Grysk for example., (can't believe i'm justifying racism)

[@Sraye]

The terrible AI face really fits Disney's AI attempts.

[@bluejesus105]

Anakin: "I HATE YOU! " Obiwan: " REPORTED! 😭"

[@LeeroyPorkins]

The Turtles were raised by a Single Father Anakin was raised by a Single Mother

[@therealking6202]

And Yoda was raised by a frog!

[@LeeroyPorkins]

@@therealking6202 I thought it was the Bushes of Love

[@therealking6202]

@@LeeroyPorkins We need an Acolyte BLR!!!

[@valentinlageot4101]

low blow for shmi.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

I fully support this story arc... it finally offers some explanation for Jar Jar Binks being granted any level of authority.

[@dr.cripples9378]

Oh fckk, they will destroy Jar Jar Binks in the future too (even if it's almost impossible, they will succeed)

[@allenniumfalcon]

😂

[@aleksanderzaremba9695]

@@dr.cripples9378 Jar Jar will get into a romance with Padme.

[@dr.cripples9378]

@@aleksanderzaremba9695 actually, that's billion times better than woke disney bs

[@VegetoStevieD]

@@aleksanderzaremba9695 Fine with me. Anakin was dating down. Get him a wyt woman.

[@n.mightslapallama1874]

Obi-Wan getting stumped by the 'Well, why don't you give up YOUR seat?' question got me so good. It's such an obvious question to ask, every time, and yet all the white people preaching DEI will never give a good answer to it.

[@Parlimant_Strifey]

but the majority of those wear em tiny hats, odd that. Also claim themselves to be a minority, odd that.

[@robhulson]

Same goes for the overpopulation alarmists.

[@Saeronor]

Annointed are supposed to have power, but they can't exactly admit it openly. That and narcissism.

[@andre_santos2181]

“Every man has a reasonable answer why he is not sacrificing himself” - Solzhenytsin

[@brettjohnson536]

What situations specifically are you talking about?

[@josejh-eb8st]

"If anyone's going to the darkside its windu" 😂😂😂😂

[@springheeljak145]

This is one of the most creative political channels on youtube

[@MentalParadox]

Never before has the uncanny valley uncannied any harder

[@alexkzy5210]

U seen nothing

[@TOMahawk207isawsome]

"Anakin, Mace Windu and his people are simply being compensated for the historic injustices levied against them." "I was literally born into slavery." "Which must have been easier for you because of your privlage"

[@FaultStrider]

Plus, if Star Wars takes place “A long time ago” AND “in a galaxy far, far away”, doesn’t that make the whole African slave trade impossible to begin with…

[@VegetoStevieD]

@@FaultStrider Just don't look into who owned most of the ships.

[@joesuh7492]

@@FaultStrider sssh, Disney don't know taht!

[@KapitanKaos]

"The death star explosion was an inside job" I mean, it was blown up by the CEO's son

[@SavageJonesIII6548]

The hypocrisy of Master Obi-Wan dropping the "R" word.

[@censoredbybigbrother1175]

Scooby: "Rigger?"

[@SharkIey]

Reta added

[@SharkIey]

0:38

[@VegetoStevieD]

@@censoredbybigbrother1175 lmao

[@Superderpynerd]

Inaccurate!! Disney would never write something this clever.

[@ArcTrooper269]

0:15 the meaning behind that quote is just as hilarious as is painful 💔

[@halfofapicture]

Good skit, but if this was Disney they would talk about how the Jedi are actually evil and the Sith were good the whole time.

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Much of Revenge places this as the viewpoint of Palpatine, who is a narrator of the movie by proxy of Anakin. So while I get the joke, it is a legit theme within the actual movie.

[@GrosserAndrew5000]

I don’t care what anyone says, this is 1000% canon to me!!! The wise disabled African lesbian was also fat and blue haired 100%.

[@DonaldJordan-ci8vp]

Fat is an offensive term to the Big boned community I’m afraid I’m going to have to report you to the high council😂😂😂

[@rabnadskubla8594]

I died at the “Dark side” joke.

[@YouTuber1303]

This scene alone was better than the sequel trilogy.

[@NPC-bs3pm]

That line of reasoning brought us Disney over that of George Lucas. At least one kept Canon mostly coherent.

[@NPC-bs3pm]

I will never forgive prequel haters. They are like animal.

[@leob4403]

​@@NPC-bs3pmI will never forgive prequel defenders nor sequel defenders

[@DeathlordCaedus]

“We’re being written by Disney now, Anakin. There’s someone changing the Wookiepedia article as we speak!”

[@kaylaHat]

"Master i was born a slave" "A white slave"

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

So now I see why Anakin killed all the jedi then. After he killed Mace Windu for reasons that were unrelated to his race, he was afraid everyone would get the wrong idea and think he did it due to the visual differences between them. To avoid racist accusations, he had to kill them all equally.

[@ФёдорСоболев-ч2с]

men, and women, and children too

[@VegetoStevieD]

Just imagine how Mace Windu smells though.

[@Farfigschiter.]

I'd hate to see 2025 disney vs 1982-2012 disney

[@seanblack1320]

Media: "don't these fans realize nothing in Canon says there WASN'T a death star during the clone wars?"

[@tarektechmarine8209]

Disingenuous, that is line of media and people who want to change the hobby to fit them only.

[@seraph4581]

I don't like DEI. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[@AmandaFessler]

That SWTOR theme just rocking hard in the background of the conversation though lol

[@Simon_SM]

If the Jedi were like this I would support Palpatine fully

[@VegetoStevieD]

Palpatine seemed a lot nicer before he got his skin melted off by trying to defend himself from a violent N

[@chimpanzinc1790]

0:44 even though the jedi order is entirely consisted of aliens from other planets.

[@VegetoStevieD]

Yup.

[@NewOrderOfAlexandria]

1:47 literally 1984

[@guest7350]

Fr

[@adamm2091]

Anakin not mentioning his Darth Plagueis the Wise thesis is disappointing.

[@highlandsprings5752]

That moment you finally realise that the saying "only the Sith deal in absolutes", is actually an absolute.

[@ParodyKnaveBob]

For me, it was hearing it the first time in the theatre, but I'm glad you got there! $:^ ]

[@jacqmarthy536]

I'll be the ahkchually guy and say, he said deals not speaks. Anakin basically said you're not with me then you're against me, if not A then it's B absolute, not grayscale

[@highlandsprings5752]

This comment section is why you lads got bullied.

[@steffenjensen422]

The Jedi ideology was pretty stupid overall.

[@DonaldJordan-ci8vp]

Yoda always deals in absolutes because “Do or do not there is no try” that’s an absolute

[@Trollge398]

Zero out of ten Anakin and obi wan are not shown as an transgender bisexual couple

[@champisthebunny6003]

Naw, I would have went with eskimo le@beens

[@Churly25]

🤣🤣

[@anakinskywalker4596]

Nah, anakin would be sub to padme and there would be a 10 minute pegging scene in the movie.

[@allenniumfalcon]

Anakin wasn't race swapped either. I'm shaking so hard right now

[@Hewkll]

I too was literally shaking while watching this pale and male scene

[@WavePotter]

These AI expressions look like they were trained by the Trolololol guy.😂

[@paulmayson3129]

It is hilarious how Kenobi here looks so demented.

[@michaelscarn378]

“YOUVE MISGENDERED ME!!” “You have done that to yourself.”

[@adasb910]

They got more emotion than half of the people in the acolyte

[@NukeSanity]

I hear Old Republic music, I subscribe

[@yinyangyt8749]

The lip sync here is so cursed. Also, this was way too funny

[@ventgoblin]

I love that the extremely loud swtor main menu music is in the background

[@davidbastardo4154]

It can't be. The visuals are too good for Disney.

[@oblivionfan345Tony]

The music being so loud you can barely hear the dialogue is my favorite and most accurate part.

[@guillermoelnino]

Better acting than the acolyte

[@ArcTrooper269]

*0:15** As a E.U. veteran:* _THAT LINE DESTROYED MY LIVER FROM PURE LAUGHTER 🤣_

[@tomassmith1519]

1:08 because... I'M GAY!!!

[@JMYaden]

"Oh, look over there!" "Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me, Master." 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheFirehands150]

What if I told you that counting Ki Adi Mundi as white is just as stupid and clumping all "White" people together (British, Scottish, French, Russian, etc)

[@ancapgrandscribe9546]

WE NEED A PART 2 ASAP

[@Dario-uj6qo]

Anakin has a point with Windu, he is a master of Vaapad after all. Obi Wan just projected his actual racism

[@ford_prefect1656]

I thought the same before Obi Wan went on with skincolor

[@abhishekverma4029]

Anakin was literally born into slavery

[@TheAndyAwesome]

Trump v. Biden revenge of the sith final battle

[@snappycenter7863]

Does that make Soros Palpatine?

[@josh2Sides2]

If so powerful you are, why leave ...?!

[@F22raptor46]

I love how you've added The Old Republic soundtrack

[@weareharbinger914]

Anakin has to just deal with it, after all he only has the power of one, not the power of two and the council has the power of maaaany~.

[@ashesandposies]

Please not that 😬

[@MrMegaSuperDuperMe]

"Anakin, Anakin, Anakin. Sweet, r-worded Anakin." He should have gotten cancelled right there.

[@titoelcolombiano]

This is not accurate. Anakin and Obi Wan aren’t black lesbian lovers in this version

[@masoncrowell8312]

Seriously awesome commentary on *jedi* politics

[@ShinigamiRyan]

Anakin could have clapped back, well, I'm a victim of literal slavery so if anything Master Windu has more privilege than me.

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

They don't care about white slavery history. They act like the countless white people that were kidnapped by the North African pirates don't mean as much. Or never existed.

[@paramedic2172]

Instant like for that miniature. Also, I want an entire film of this.

[@kupkate04]

Love how Anakin is always the sane one in these kinds of videos.

[@VegetoStevieD]

He always was.

[@wolver53]

The Jedi are the evil ones in Disney SW.

[@MadKingOfMadaya]

*_Soundtrack Is Star Wars: The Old Republic "Clash of Destiny"_*

[@SomeDonkus086]

obi wan is talking about mace windu being a DEI hire 😂 bro you have literal aliens on the council, completely different species and they thought it isn’t diverse enough

[@obir6958]

This is up there with Joe Biden’s speech in Dragonsreach

[@jonathanwyatt6572]

Watched Revenge of the Sith earlier, think its a secret deleted scene

[@planetbob6703]

"Lore accuracy doesn’t matter anymore" And characters just conveniently knowing stuff when the plot demands it also falls in line. It’s very likely they’re using ai at least partially for the scripts😂 If you’ve ever used some free ai chatbot you'll know it can’t keep multiple characters apart that well and will let one character know stuff that happened in another room, to another character.

[@swellerferret2506]

Anakin: My allegiance is to the republic(an party), to democracy! Obi Wan: “Only a bigot deals in absolutes, I will do what I must” (tries to cancel Anakin).

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Only deals in absolutes, not speaks.

[@RightWingCorrectWing]

Technically the Death Star did exist partially built at this point.

[@Peter_Joshua]

"DEI implemented, carry on." Wait, wrong channel.

[@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895]

You should have had obi wan walk away twerking or something

[@ancapgrandscribe9546]

Fr that would be hilarious

[@gloweye]

So this is how democracy dies. With thunderous applause.

[@DarkAbilex]

This account never misses ❤ FOR THE ALGORYTHIM!!!

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Irony is Anakin really was a threat to democracy since thanks to his work Palps was able to destroy the Republic’s Constitution and install his Empire

[@VegetoStevieD]

Republic? Sounds deeply rooted in razism

[@Miguelxcool]

I hope that the loud music opacating their voices it's on purpose Because it's hilarious

[@Kumire_921]

If the story was written like this Anakin and Palpatine would be the heroes

[@roycehuepers4325]

The grand irony being the Woke crowd would be those idiots starving themselves right outside the Sith Temple doors on Korriban... KOTOR

[@Citizen-by9vw]

That was really accurate, all the way down to why Mace Windu was played by Jackson.

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

For the record, I was the only white male on the council at the time. The second if you count Ki-Adi-Mundi.

[@JB52520]

The censorship makes the ending even funnier.

[@dymoure]

Never stop using Mat Lucas as a template for Anakin’s voice. He’s by far the best Ani voice. Especially for memes. Maybe make him scream a lil too.

[@JimiJames528]

This clip needs to be renamed to "Star Wars: Return of the DEI" 🤣🤣

[@BreakingFuse]

I don't think there's any changing Anakin's mind. He's already got an explicit hatred of a race. And not just the men, but the women and the children too.

[@VegetoStevieD]

Sand Ns

[@animafia-family]

I’m suddenly an Order 66 advocate.

[@handsomeDRAC]

Exaggerated ai animated facial expressions are killing me.😅

[@revan8795]

Dude their faces I just can’t lol.

[@YeTism]

From my point of view the Jedi are cringe.

[@PdZ2012]

Bigot.