If Dollar General Had Delivery

Watch your back, Amazon. DG is about to mess everything up.

[@alostrich]

Subscribe or compete in the Octopus Matches

[@nicksojka7457]

Is Octopus Matches still in Korean? Or is it in Japanese?

[@balthromaw6305]

LMAO... thank you I needed this chuckle

[@SlaymanSFX]

I hope DG minus will stream that live! 🤣

[@darlenemccoy8892]

I was like, Octopus Matches?? 🤔 Oh, Squid Games!! 😄

[@darlenemccoy8892]

@@clintwalls5217 How about a Clover Valley/Asylum Production partnership? Naw, the world ain't ready!

[@rich9125]

No lie… when he said “any minute now”, my doorbell rang and I got scared because it was a delivery guy from DHL…. All I saw was yellow and became very afraid 😂😅

[@amytarvin2776]

It’s real….they’re comin’ !!!

[@jamesburton1050]

😂😂😂

[@sunnymarie2060]

😂😂😂

[@WorldOfTess2024]

They know where you are, they know what you watch on You Tube. [cue ominous music, probably the theme to "Jowls"]

[@EFergDindrane]

@@WorldOfTess2024 *Jowls* LOL

[@appo9357]

I’d rather just go to the store to watch Weird Stuff live.

[@janejones7638]

Except I feel that I'm visiting the Black Hole of Calcutta. I feel like if I stop moving the squalor will jump onto me or that I'd get lice. I haven't been to a DG in about two years because that's Creepy Things.

[@johnking1428]

😂

[@henryturnerjr3857]

But the Dollar General is actually closer to my house than my mailbox! Well, almost. 😅

[@fancynecromancy]

I goose honked at this

[@CorvoFG]

That’s the only reason Walmart exists as far as I’m concerned.

[@thought_gamer4431]

As a DG employee I'd like to clarify that most of this information is accurate except for having the things you need when you need it and also the website wouldn't work because DG.

[@jamesburton1050]

"We're sorry. One of the items in your cart is not available in your area. Please remove the item to continue." Customer removes one item. "We're sorry. One of the items in your cart is not available in your area. Please remove the item to continue." Customer removes one item. "We're sorry. One of the items in your cart is not available in your area. Please remove the item to continue." ..........ad nauseam

[@johnwayne3904]

​@@jamesburton1050🤣😂🤣

[@lizn2565]

Or 500 of what nobody wants.

[@jamesburton1050]

@@lizn2565 "free random doohickey with each purchase on DG Minus"

[@dshepherd107]

😂😂😂

[@christineKT]

"like bananas...and banana flavored things" Eerily accurate as always, Matt.

[@NOLAgenX]

I was so worried that I would never achieve that “Boxes Everywhere” decor that DG has! I’m so glad you let us know about their plans to help with that. 😁

[@zchris87v80]

Haven’t been into one in years but went out of necessity in Helen, GA and because of these videos, I walked in and said “where are the boxes”? Luckily there wasn’t an employee in sight to hear me and take offense.

[@youtubeidentity7412]

😂😂

[@EmilyKira]

I recently ordered something online to pick-up at one of the other stores with "Dollar" in its name. First time trying this with them. I never got a confirmation email. Called the store and they said it was ready for me to pick-up. Stopped by the store and told the one employee in the store that I was there to pick-up my order. She said, "I don't know nothing about that." Then we just looked at each other in silence for an awkward amount of time.

[@Imbatmn57]

I don't get pick up from my dollar general, one time i went to get an order for my mom and they just had it sitting on a shelf out in the middle of the store. It wasn't even visible from the checkout so they couldn't see if someone was taking someone's order. Now if there's something she wants i just shop for it myself.

[@mcomeslast]

I have yet to get a delivery service to work. Instacart, etc. Drivers wanted bigger orders despite a large tip. Played the “didn’t get your money, can you send it another way”. I reported them and instacart refunded me. They had received my money. Walmart like to stock expired food. No thanks, I don’t trust them to pick my food.

[@Jp19557]

That sounds about right to me.

[@brettkelly5894]

My ex wife worked at dollar general the entire store noped out of pick up they didn't gather shit for 3 years

[@patricia_grace]

Ah, was it the Dollar and A Quarter Tree? 😏

[@DavinDesborough]

The funeral procession driving by is totally appropriate and on point for a DG video. How in the world did Matt make that happen? 😜

[@organist1982]

I didn't notice and had to re-watch to find it, and sure enough! 😂

[@jasonbradley2807]

People are dying to get that DG-

[@killersopinion1829]

That was the first thing I noticed. I was wondering if anyone else had noticed it.

[@katarh]

At one point the school bus pulls over to let the rest of the funeral cars go by.

[@burtonwilliams5355]

I did not catch it the first time, so re-watched. Sharp Eye !

[@brandonjones5096]

The fact that what looks like a funeral procession driving by in the background is probably the best thing to ever happen in the history of youtube.

[@trentkuhlman7301]

I didn't notice that the first time. But this his hilarious.

[@landonmichelle]

Two days ago at DG, my hubby went to check out and noticed he was alone. Went to the doors and he was locked in! Turns out they ran out of receipt paper, but didn't check for customers before leaving to get more. The owner was the only one working that day.

[@maramakesjournals2319]

Oh my goodness!

[@jeremygilby1455]

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave" - Dollar General.

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

@@jeremygilby1455😂

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

Wow!😮 understaffed to the point of madness

[@landonmichelle]

@@dillarddillard-p4e ikr! Luckily the owner lived like three miles away so she was back pretty fast. But she sure was surprised to see him INSIDE the locked store when she returned. Hubby was about to call 911... That would've been an interesting call 😂

[@sburris65]

I used to be a DG manager. It is so true. People used to ask me why I ordered so much stuff. I had to explain I didn't order anything. The things I needed I never got. The things I didn't...got every delivery.

[@justinsimpson6048]

My wife's still currently dealing wit this. Lol tha they expect the managers 20 work 60 hours a week

[@sburris65]

@Justin Simpson ...that's why I took a significant cut in pay to go to where I work now. I'm in an office, so 40 hours a week, no weekends, no holidays, no covering someone's shift. I miss the money but nothing else.

[@burtonwilliams5355]

Sounds like Publix.

[@pamelahornick8108]

I used to work at DG and the backroom was constantly piled up with sh!t that wouldn't fit on the shelves- unless you could have used all the empty spots from the stuff we didn't get.

[@zman08]

I love how Matt just breaks every time he even thinks of Octopus Matches.

[@blackfox7309]

The Game of Thrones one for me

[@crimsondynamo615]

Gotta love that the last one is just him laughing from his producer getting the giggles

[@helenel4126]

"743 stores within a mile of your house" "books featuring shirtless men" !!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@redfishtex738]

Matt you do realize that someone in DG corporate will see your video and LOVE YOUR IDEA. If we all start receiving boxes from DG in six months you better hope we all forgot this video. Octopus matches..I spat coffee across the kitchen counter.

[@timesthree5757]

The letter will read. “We here at DG are committed to providing our customers with the unique experience that only DG can provide. On order to accomplish this DG will now be sending our boxes to our customer’s homes so that physical locations can better serve our customers, you. Sincerely, DG corporate.”

[@davidthedeaf]

Matt’s family will be the first to get the packages. I am sure of this. They are watching him. O_O

[@cgamejewels]

true

[@wolfoftheages]

I forgot my groceries (that I actually ordered) were coming today, and the doorbell rang during the bloopers. I might have been concerned for a hot second. 😂

[@scruffiestofnerfherders7397]

Guess that 500 feet stayaway order from DG is in effect for Matt

[@valdabrat4886]

😂😂😂

[@anthonystrickland7049]

"That man is a menace. Just look what he did to the snack aisle!"

[@WorldOfTess2024]

"If he does another ranking video trashing our store brands, I'm gonna..."

[@sabrinanelsen8660]

I already have too many boxes to recycle. Please don’t do this to me, DG! 😂

[@MelissaThompson432]

I've decided to buy some gorilla glue and start making furniture out of mine. Now that I'm heavily into online shopping, boxes are a fact of life....

[@aaronlopez492]

I never realized how little Dollar general spends in Windows until I saw the one your using as a back drop.

[@cherylhee9762]

Yeah, it could double as a storm shelter 😂

[@TheRealAtello]

They love boxes so much, their buildings are tin boxes.

[@syrethia]

Just saving the hassle of replacing them when people think the car is in reverse but it's not. That's happened a lot where I live.

[@TheBigbum1974]

"And that's savings we don't pass on to you!"

[@Stonerman135]

@@syrethia That keeps happening to our Dollar Tree and Waffle House where I live.

[@frankiebober2116]

Awesome video, but we absolutely need more bloopers in the future. You have such a contagious laugh!

[@leet.6149]

HILARIOUS!!!!😂

[@GEAUXUNA]

LOL the extensive dvd selections. This was hilarious!! And don't forget we will guarantee 99% of all food your order is at least 8-12 months pass the expiration dates listed. That's our guarantee!!!

[@MarylandFarmer.]

Yup! Just yesterday my mother handed me an oatmeal cookie from DG. I asked if they were still soft. She looks at the date and says they were 8 months ago so...

[@tankman7711]

LMAO!!

[@patchdavis35]

And it's BANANA flavored!

[@MelissaThompson432]

​@@MarylandFarmer. just leave the bag open overnight. (It helps if you live in a humid area, but that's the entire South-- and Maryland, if that's not South for you. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't....)

[@FJamison1]

The cassette tape picture on their music offering was one of so, so many great little touches.

[@jarricksnyder3906]

The funeral procession in the background... DG offering funeral arraginments, they already have the cheap fake flowers for ever other season

[@susanjimnelson1916]

Had to watch it again to see that!

[@TheMightyDel]

This might be a good idea. Part of the return process is you have to put it on the shelf. Finally solve that problem for DG!

[@cherylhee9762]

👍

[@davidkuhlman8004]

genius idea

[@jps30]

I figured their delivery service would be a catapult in the parking lot, some leftover contraption from the punkin chunkin contest.

[@joeslayter5841]

Oh, you had me crying at the mention of Chris Gaines.🤣🤣

[@lquinn410]

I snorted at that one!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Bacopa68]

I actually liked the Chris Gaines music.

[@skizbees]

Snow In July was a good track.

[@MelissaThompson432]

"From Garth Books to Chris Gaines!!"

[@rhondaflesher8313]

I think I have that album- somewhere.

[@davidtaylor6772]

I chose to study this company in college years ago because everyone else wanted to talk about Amazon. Dollar General is a very unique brand. Their goal is to offer a small supermarket in every town, especially those without a “Walmart”. It is unconventional and commendable. While Walmart looks for high population density areas for store locations, Dollar General places themselves typically in the outskirts to make shopping more accessible for rural or less dense urban and suburban areas.

[@ChibiPanda8888]

That's actually very commendable

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

Got a friend who does his grocery shopping there all the time.

[@shawncollins3624]

Love the garth Brooks joke I hope people got it

[@brandyopsal4022]

The funeral procession goes by and I started laughing and immediately thought, great I'm going to hell. 😂 Prayers to their Mom-N-em.

[@GhostSot]

Here is a huge tip with DG. If you do DG online on Saturday and do pickup. (You cannot buy anything that comes from the cooler/freezer section).. But lets say 6 packs of DR Pepper are 3 for 10 and Scotts is online for 4 bucks, and you have a digital coupon for 1 dollar off, plus you have the 5 off 25.. Well, online shopping, those coupons don't come off first. The subtotal adds up, and they take the 5 off 25 first, then apply the sales and other coupons.. So if you order online for pickup, your total is 9.25 vs if you walk into the store, its 17.00 --- So order online for store pickup on Saturdays to save.

[@sunnymarie2060]

Mu brain hurts😢

[@Musingsofkatie]

Ooooo thanks

[@MelissaThompson432]

I totally get this. I used to hate coupons until I realized that was my problem....

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Too many numbers!! I'm confused. Lol

[@sabinal17]

I just lost my cat to lymphoma (RIP Abby) and have been torn up since Tuesday. I needed this laugh. Thanks, Matt. The DG Smut had me goin'😂😂😂

[@WorldOfTess2024]

Oh, sweety. I'm so so sorry. I've felt that gutted, heart rending pain too many times. But, I know Abby was blessed to have you, and she'll be watching over you and the next puddum you save and love. ❤❤

[@BROUBoomer]

I'm so sorry for your loss. Loosing a fur baby is the same as loosing a family member. As time passes the pain lessens, because you learn to carry the load better. But someday when it's your turn to cross the rainbow bridge, they will be there waiting for you, and happy to greet you. You will see them again. That's what keeps me going. That and knowing my husband is keeping them company while they all wait for me. May they all rest in peace. 🕊️ Hope this helps. Take care, stay safe, have a nice day. 👵☮️🖖

[@sabinal17]

@@WorldOfTess2024thank you ❤

[@Arianna-sl2hv]

💔 much love

[@dineauxjones]

Sweet, I've always wanted to know what it's like to navigate a DG on my front porch. Thanks, DG Minus.

[@k86_]

Chris Gaines 😂 whos a 90s kid who has tried to block that memory out.. Who we kidding Garth has tried too also😂

[@lquinn410]

Bless his heart.

[@KayPrescesky]

Ah yes, the album "little blue crunchy things". Brain bleach for the album alone!

[@deathpyre42]

Man, imagine what the delivery drivers are like.

[@kanmeridoc1784]

"Drive it to your door, nah man. We drive it through your door. Ain't got time to be walking up steps and knocking."

[@sunnymarie2060]

They WILL NOT b the ones to mess with😂😂😂

[@Musingsofkatie]

Definitely punting my package from the curb out their van door towards the general vicinity of my house haha!

[@chromasux2]

They'll be contractors from 4 states away, with 20 deliveries stuffed in a box truck, and one GPS between them that always takes the long way around to your door. Though they might not bother with the door and just use the electric lift to bring the boxes down to the end of your driveway and leave them there.

[@paulblichmann2791]

"I just work here" "???This is my house."

[@annawestall4395]

Switching to delivery would explain why the DG across the street from my house closed (but is still fully stocked and has power)....I gotta drive a whole 10 minutes now to get to the next closest one. 😂

[@lquinn410]

I have 5 within 10 minutes of my house. 1 in town, then 1 in each direction (North, south, east, west).

[@Nylak-Otter]

Not gonna lie, that store sounds super convenient for looting when the apocalypse happens. Lucky biznitch.

[@WorldOfTess2024]

Where do you live that you have to drive a whole 10 minutes to get to DG?? I live in the south Chicago burbs and they are everywhere. Still not as many as Walgreens, though.

[@annawestall4395]

@@WorldOfTess2024 Southeast Georgia. Very rural area.

[@Nylak-Otter]

@@WorldOfTess2024 I have to drive at least 30+ minutes to get to one, honestly. I live on the outskirts of a university town in Missouri, around the Ozarks.

[@libbymelton1567]

🤣😂🤣😂 I love this! And Matt doing a great job keeping a straight face... mostly!😂🤣

[@AaronSmith-kr5yf]

Dude I went to the Dollar General "Pop Shelf" in Hermitage TN. Felt like I was in the twilight zone. They had fresh produce(granted not a huge selection). The store was CLEAN, UNCLUTTERED, AND WELL STOCKED. Hell I work at a Publix across the street and our store wasn't that nice in terms of the floors/shelves/lighting/just general upkeep. Granted our Publix was built in the 1980's and was 4 or 5 different supermarket chains before Publix bought it in the aughts, never been renovated.

[@wardad5628]

It was new, come back in a week.

[@catreese4515]

DG has a Return Policy!? I'd never knew with all the boxes stacked up to the ceiling.

[@liad3]

I tried to return something a few weeks ago- had to go to 3 different locations to get it done.

[@cameo668]

DG does actually do delivery with Shop and Deliver through Door Dash, which can honestly be REALLY weird. As a dasher, it's often a crazy mess to find everything since all DGs are set up a little differently. And then there's the fact that there's so much metal in the building that most of the barcodes won't scan unless you're up front by the registers. AND sometimes, the item the customer wants is there in the store, but the DD app won't scan it because "We don't have that item in our database." (It has happened to me far more often than I'd like to admit.) The worst part is, as a dasher, you've scanned in all the items and instead of just going to checkout and scanning in a code or something (like WM Spark does), you have to scan everything AGAIN at the register and pay for it with the Red Card. That works by the customer prepaying for everything, so the money is on the account for the card, then DD debits the customer for the total purchase at the register. It's a weird as heck way to run a show, let me tell you.

[@SeshatRenee]

Dasher here as well I pretty much avoid these offers unless it’s 5 items or less lol. Not worth the hassle. The construction of the building infuriates my cellphone’s signal. You have to walk out the store to inform the customers something isn’t in stock in order to attempt to replace said item(s). And most often people don’t respond even though 90% are glued to their phones. Make it make sense.

[@pookhahare]

Been thinking of using the add on feature or whatever it is called where dasher stops 2nd store at DG but didn't want inflict that on the dasher.

[@hmmm...............]

​@pookhahare As long as you leave them a good tip for doing so, it shouldn't matter. It is kind of their job and also something they should expect every now and then if they have a job like door dash.

[@justsayingforafriend7010]

I've only been in a Dollar General one time in my life. It's literally across the street from my house. I did not think anything of Matt's videos until I went there.... I was in the checkout line the whole time laughing my ass off under my breath because it is all true. Dim lighting, Dirty isles full of boxes, no one works there, customers cleaning up....lollll

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

*aisles Isle is short for island

[@Adam-nv9zo]

Man, your videos are hilarious. Thank you for the laughs, brother.

[@jacksonadams5860]

Can’t get over the funeral procession in the background 😂 💀

[@JoshuaJ.Hamilton]

We thought it really added to the story telling. 🤣

[@burtonwilliams5355]

. . .''And banana flavored things'' . . .😆😅🤣😂 MATT MITCHELL IS A COMIC GENIUS !!!

[@cefinau]

Watching this I suddenly felt the urge to buy a whole stack of brightly colored flimsy plastic plates

[@lquinn410]

Perfect for summer!

[@PastorK4Noles]

You slayed that one, Matt! Octopus Matches... 😂😂😂

[@WorldOfTess2024]

I'm STILL snickering.

[@kevinramsey417]

This sounds great! How else could I get almost-about-to-expire groceries delivered right to my door?

[@eboknows9812]

I never get tired of Matt bagging on Dollar General.

[@Brimoeris1]

D G. Is life.

[@xanderdoss3057]

Life must not be that good for you

[@Brimoeris1]

​@@xanderdoss3057 Two things. 1: my comment is a joke. & 2: Maybe you should try getting a life. I have one & it is Absolutely Fabulous.

[@cw92212]

I work at DG, my coworker sent me this and I choked lol. I love how you made this like one of our CBLs.

[@gabyg389]

I should NOT have watched this while eating, I think I nearly choked from laughing at least 3 times 🤣

[@Eagleknight815]

Dollar Store Executive: mmmmmm! 🤔 He's right. These boxes gotta go somewhere! 😂

[@KennethBlank]

I'm so close to DG it takes longer to drive than walk.

[@bigben7coverage370]

The continued hatred of Dollar General is just amazing😂

[@katarh]

Wal-mart came in to kill off all the mom and pops, and DG infilled when the Wal-marts closed. Sigh.

[@WorldOfTess2024]

I'm not sure if it's hate, or fear. And awe.

[@bigben7coverage370]

@@WorldOfTess2024 😂😂

[@jonathanlane6130]

I imagine their corporate headquarters as a storage shed full of moldy cardboard boxes with decades-worth of rubber banded receipt bundles spilling out.

[@PersephoneRising333]

My Dad was recently attempting to return a t-shirt to DG Bc the stitching was all caddywampus.. the interaction was interrupted by a showdown between the 2 employees and a shoplifter.. there was a fight and employees ran outside after her.. When they came back inside, they were too irritated to give him a hard time with the return so they just went ahead and did it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@codileger4876]

The fact you went to a DG in a DG shirt lol. Great work as always

[@highcotton63664]

This was internet gold. Those boxes gotta go somewhere! 🤣

[@JerGossett6]

Either Matt nailed it all in one take, or whoever is driving that jeep spends a long time shopping at DG!

[@kishagreen4578]

Hey, Matt. I love your content. Keep up the great work. 💕

[@brianmorg]

The vast range of musical options makes this worthwhile!

[@blakelane5593]

If they had delivery they’d just get robbed more often at least where I live 😂

[@brittanym.]

Same, half the crime in my area seems to happen at one of the 3 local DG's.

[@cjenkins8785]

Shopping at Dollar General is a cardboard box maze. Helping with my balance and exercise routine!

[@cavspunk08]

Hey now I work at Dollar General and I know every customer would love to stream season one of Square Pegs!

[@Joyful_Michelle]

At the end, when he said the boxes will arrive any minute… Right at that moment, my upstairs neighbor dropped something and it sounded like boxes at my door 🤣

[@elisa0329]

DG Minus... I died 😂

[@Tigerblade11238]

The funeral in the background was absolutely perfect

[@deborahdanhauer8525]

That might actually be better than crawling over the boxes to get down the isles at the store❤️🤗🐝

[@Secret_Takodachi]

DG Delivery sounds threatening, you thought the Amazon drivers have it tough? Wait til you see DG do delivery! 😂

[@73dmonty]

Matt you are AWESOME! I laughed so hard! The cut ins with the customer receiving their surprise packages were awesome! And just your work in the writing alone... all of it - spot on son!! Garth Brooks Chris Gaines....

[@williamfitzpatrick4533]

Getting the Gary Brooks catalog would be quite a success for DG

[@constancejackson7986]

😂 please let us know when you get DG as a sponser😂

[@wompa70]

They sure have that “last mile” nailed! I think there’s three DGs that close to me.

[@jennykonrath6011]

Scary accurate! My store they work their butt off to get the product put away but it's INSANE what corporate has done to them!

[@retrobebop61]

Ours too. Dollar General corporate is just evil. The employees try their hardest to put stuff away, but corporate cuts their hours. They treat their employees like crap.

[@anthonyfanfan6930]

Anyone notice the funeral procession in the opening, or am i the only that observant??? Hope y'all said a prayer😂

[@rileymcphee9429]

I thought they were gonna throw boxes out the store and click 'Delivered', but this was so much better.

[@shanelynn7830]

But we'd ACTUALLY put stuff up, instead of just leaving em all over waiting weeks to put on shelf 😂

[@JustFluffyQuiltingYarnCrafts]

Hey! I want a camouflage bucket hat. 😆Going to check one of the 50 DG stores within the 5 miles around my home tomorrow. 😉

[@TJMcCarty]

You should put out just bloopers videos! I think bloopers are the funniest kinds of videos

[@lewiemcneely9143]

I missed the funeral procession at first but I got it NOW! A-PLUS, Matt!

[@Bluestar1079]

As Someone who used to work at Dollar general I know what the back stock room looks like, you would have to double that delivery for everyone in the neighborhood. Then the back room might be halfway empty

[@Crazychickenlady448]

They have a back stock room? Then why is ALL of it blocking the aisles? 😂😂😂

[@weswatkins2810]

When I leave home it makes no difference if I go right or left, in a mile and a half there is a Dollar General. But what really surprises me is each of them have stuff the other one does not and the stuff they both have that is the same is rarely the same price at both.

[@skydiverclassc2031]

Healthy, nutritious, Peeps! I'm in!

[@WorldOfTess2024]

"DG Minus" started me off, and I didn't stop. BWAHAH 😂😂😂

[@LevisLegoShorts]

Love your videos Matt!

[@Stevarooni]

"...and Season 8 of Game of Thrones." 😂

[@shanegriffin8869]

They need to put a DG in the empty lot Matt is standing in

[@maramakesjournals2319]

Oh that is so funny!

[@Nikkimommyof4]

DG minus These boxes gotta go somewhere- I Iove it and I don't even shop there. 🤣🤣

[@04straw]

I have actually ordered from DG online. Sounded good in theory, reality was a freaking nightmare. 👍

[@wendyduncan9084]

I think think Matt is a prophet after watching this one. The boxes all over the porch is just too real.

[@Wi-FiMerriman]

Anyone noticed the funeral right behind him

[@dillarddillard-p4e]

‘Banana flavored things’😂😂😂😂😂

[@Reinstall]

Did anyone notice the funeral procession going on in the background? @0:20 seconds. Do they deliver the boxes in a hearse now?

[@ms.sunshinesue8719]

Wow!

[@DOGMAN201322]

I noticed

[@Zakiriel]

I'm glad Matt is commited to wearing shirts.

[@deecap71]

What do you mean IF? DG has been on Door Dash for months now.

[@Stevarooni]

That was my first thought, too. 😁

[@ericaem75]

It took the blooper reel for Octopus Matches joke to finally click for me, but once it did, 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Good thing my DG Minus shipment included Sandpaper Towels to clean up that mess! 😂

[@bettyc.parker-young1437]

Yes! Those millions of boxes do have to go somewheres!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@bentraplay6754]

I’m literally DYING because they really always send the same shit and not what’s empty for weeks lmao

[@brianfuller757]

Thanks Matt. I need more DG.

[@discocrisco]

Dollar General delivery would be someone walking your merch to the store's front door and throwing your stuff at your house.

[@adamsager22]

They literally built a dollar general next to my house. I adore the place. They even have self checkout. I just wish ours sold fresh produce. Anyways, great content!!! Keep up the amazing work and have a great day!!!

[@bluesdjben]

So many great jokes in here, but the one that really got me was the Dollar General Smut box.