If George Lucas directed Steamed Hams

[@ifblankdirectedblank9032]

This now has a special edition version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/apjPZJJ8Ypx6d6M This also has a sequel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqmwqHpjer1mbJo

[@voltariantechnologyinc.8594]

If Blank Directed Blank steam wars episode III: the unforgettable luncheon

[@brandonyouth5241]

Lmao I love this. Thanks for your dedication

[@garystinten9339]

Needs a 420 version. Chalmers bought the bong.. also needs Cyprus hill.. and munchies are steamed hams. They get blazed and that's why ruined roast gets ruined.

[@Maicol_WK]

Steamed war episode 3 the unforgettable luncheon

[@sinofsanity6593]

*unforgivable luncheon. it's skinner who created darth chalmers, the most powerful and authoritarian superintendent yet

[@Loopyboy447]

The Ham Awakens.

[@ErickC]

Episode IV: A New Ham (colloquially known as "The One With The Whales")

[@sinofsanity6593]

ErickC episode v: these taste a lot like the ones they make over at Krusty Burger

[@ErickC]

Episode VI: The Undiscovered Chicharrón

[@PhilVillagerOffical]

I love how he politely rings the doorbell to have a fight to the death

[@noobfromhell563]

He should have screamed SKIIIINNNEER right after it. Ore before

[@nugtsmn]

Seymour escaped, found Bart, Killed him, cried for losing his position at the school, had a meditation at the storage and then came back to kill Chalmers. I really liked the story tbh... Also, he cried for losing his position then killed his old boss and they gave him back his job? Nice

[@TheWatcher-j5o]

It's really creative ngl, I feckin loved it

[@DetectiveNyx]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Anges Skinner the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Principal would tell you. It's a Superintendent legend. Agnes Skinner was a Dark Lord of the Superintendent, so powerful and so wise she could use the Force to influence the Krusty Burger to create Steamed Hams... She had such a knowledge of the Superintendent side that she could even keep the ones she cared about from dying. The dark side of purchasing fast food and disguising it as one's own cooking is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be roast-ruining. She became so powerful... the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her son everything she knew, then her apprentice killed her in a house fire. It's ironic. She could save others from death, but not herself.

[@ifblankdirectedblank9032]

is it possible to learn this power?

[@DetectiveNyx]

Not from the Principal.

[@Swords207]

@@DetectiveNyx hey are you still kaede or kaedead now

[@gabrielboorom9778]

She doesn't sound wise to me...

[@TheLegacyofHitchcock]

You call your defrosting of Solo "Steamed Han"?

[@Auriam]

it's an Alderaan expression.

[@ok3339]

Auriam really? From what region?

[@Auriam]

Er... third chunk from the left of the center of the explosion

[@akmask1258]

really....

[@28stabwounds60]

I need to go think about life

[@Nightweaver1]

The joke is that Lucas uses a lot of establishing shots and padding.

[@ifblankdirectedblank9032]

and laser swords

[@ThatGuyNamedJoe]

And swipe transitions

[@genericgamingprotogen]

As Pooped By Anakin Skywalker Yeah the bad thing is his profile pic

[@sdFreerey]

What's wrong with the profile pic?

[@imppro]

AlReyWriter He's saying it's bad because it has MLP in it. Not saying that's a bad/good thing.

[@deltahalo241]

"What I remember about the rise of the Elementary is… is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Ham Wars, the Hall Moniters were discreetly transferred back to Springfield. It was a silent trip; We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Springfield, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the 4th Grade Classroom. Not a word."

[@AllieRX]

Steam Wars: The Superintendent Strikes Back

[@eldrupy9013]

Steam Hams Episode I: The Phantom Luncheon Steam Hams Episode II: Atack of the Duffmans Steam Hams Episode III: Revenge of the Shelbyvillains Steam Hams Episode IV: A new Steam Steam Hams Episode V: SuperIntendet Strikes Back Steam Hams Episode VI: The return of the Principal

[@pmayo7894]

Steamed Hams Episode VII: The Steam Awakens Steamed Hams Episode VIII: The Last Principal Rogue Steam: A Steamed Hams Story

[@Maicol_WK]

steamed ham episode VIII: seymour and the aurora borealis

[@ChiliCheeseNips]

Steamed Hams Episode VIII: The Last Luncheon Rogue Hams: A Steamed Hams Story Seymour: A Steamed Hams Story

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Are you familiar with the tragedy of darth krusty the steamed?

[@theguywhodrawsalot7554]

Episode VII: The Hams Awaken Episode VIII: The Last Skinner

[@mrmanpersonguy5812]

The Star Wars prequels would have been much better if Darth Maul was eating steamed hams throughout the movies.

[@jackryan2612]

And every five minutes it cuts to the same scene of him eating steamed hams

[@tomlxyz]

I need that edit

[@VeryEvilGM]

I thought Lucas said he'd eat steamed clams.

[@ScallopHolden]

Darth Maul looks like he’s made out of steamed hams

[@Random-xw3qc]

@@VeryEvilGM Oh no he said he'd eat steamed hams

[@scifiguy9000]

Chalmers sure took his sweet time eating the burgers...

[@eduardoflores1503]

scifiguy9000 you mean steamed hams

[@TheWatcher-j5o]

@@eduardoflores1503 they were mouth watering

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

Each bite had to be savored

[@Frostwing]

The Entire Steam Wars saga titles 1: The Skinner Menace 2: Attack of the Hamburgers 3: Revenge of the Chalmers 4: A New Steam 5: The Aurora Borealis Strikes Back 6: Return of the Superintendent 7: The Hams Awakens 8: The Last Superintendent And the stories Rogue Luncheon: A Steam Wars Story Seymour: A Steam Wars Story

[@KrisFrost4359]

Alternatively: 7: Heir to the Borealis 8: Steam Force Rising 9: The Last Clam Followed, of course, by the Hand of Chalmers duology, Steam of the Past and Hams of the Future, along with the New Superintendent Order series, the Legacy of the Borealis series and of course the Fate of the Superintendents series. Then of course the two prequel games, Hams of the Old Springfield and Hams of the Old Springfield II: The Steam Lords. And the classic anthology story game, Steam Wars: The Ham Unleashed.

[@bingchilling3914]

How long was chalmers eating that krusty burger?!

[@mr.wetdream5277]

MemeMachine. Good Lord! SEYMOUR! You steam a good ham.

[@CayenneGaramonde]

For 12 parsecs.

[@Maicol_WK]

MemeMachine is krusty burger time

[@Dragoon77]

No no, old skinner family recipe... for steamed hams

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Are you familiar with the tragedy of darth krusty the steamed?

[@GeriatricFan1963]

Of course Homer would embrace Skinner as his best friend, given that he did the one thing that Homer had tried and failed to do for years; kill his son!

[@acidicali7776]

Um...no?

[@ZedJay23]

The Bart The

[@TheWatcher-j5o]

*Dewit*

[@wilburdemitel8468]

Skinner shot first

[@RelativelyBest]

Expected Steamed Hams but with lightsabers. Got an actual Star Wars movie told entirely with Simpsons edits.

[@miguelb.655]

100% Canon.

[@ifblankdirectedblank9032]

i wish

[@inconel7185]

I'd call it a remaster.

[@Ruaidhri.]

Steamed Hams IV: A New Ham

[@danielearl3591]

Evilbatman the hampire strikes back

[@Scoffslaphead72]

Steamed hams VI: return of the hams

[@raven-ys6ie]

Steamed Hams I: The Phamtom Menace

[@saltedpeanut1847]

Mmmmmmm a new ham.

[@saltedpeanut1847]

Evilbatman the ham awakens

[@ColDijon]

7.8/10, not enough severed hands

[@pixellord2370]

ConNyar *hams

[@preciousgemsthesecond676]

This was quite splendid! I did not expect such creativity, rather I expected small, simplistic edits and jabs towards certain aspects of the franchise. fine 'Steamed Hams' video, indeed. Also, if I understood the story-line: Superintendent Chalmers of Springfield's school district (the republic), "secretly" Darth Chalmers, decides to attack principal Skinner of Springfield Elementary School (the Jedi order) at his house. This results in the two engaging in a Lightsaber duel, until Skinner and Chalmers are separated by an electron wall. Chalmers decides to patiently wait for the walls to open, while also eating a "steamed" hamburger. Skinner, on the other hand, decides to visit the natural history museum (perhaps the Jedi archives?). After said visit, he then head towards a dry cleaning servicer, where he meets the mischievous youngling, Bart Simpson. Against the way of the educators (Jedi), Skinner kills Bart in anger for lying to him. Consequently, this causes Skinner to feel guilt and a feeling of having failed the elementary school, and everyone in Springfield. Eventually, Skinner regains his strength, and sets to redeem himself by finishing Darth Chalmers, who was surprised by the former's return. It ends with a celebration for Skinner, for bringing balance back to the school system (the Force).

[@ifblankdirectedblank9032]

pretty much, except the only difference is in my version, Skinner asked Bart to come to his house so they could take on Chalmers together, cause he didn't think he could take him alone, but when he said no, Skinner decided that if Bart wasn't with him, he was his enemy, and so he murdered him, but yah everything else is how i thought of it

[@preciousgemsthesecond676]

"Only a Sith deals in absolute."

[@rga1605]

Binary Sunset playing when Skinner sees the school was unironically epic

[@grainassault4844]

This is a totally incoherent monstrosity and I love it

[@JoelRyanQuinn]

In a few years, Lucas will ruin this by re-releasing it with updated CGI, featuring 3D Krusty burgers and replacing Superintendent Chalmers with Hayden Christensen.

[@sdsd1801]

Ugly out-of-place CGI animals always make movies better

[@preciousgemsthesecond676]

Also, Force Ghosts can alter their appearance. In the book 'A Certain Point Of View', when Obi-Wan became a Force Ghost, he first saw himself as he was twenty years prior to his death.

[@darthtroller]

😂😂😂

[@loganmenchaca]

Joel Quinn please stop making fun of George Lucas

[@iliketurtles2531]

+BatBrickFlicks Like, no one is making fun of him. The guy's a joke by himself.

[@Jetblast01]

And so Seymour fully transitioned into becoming...Darth Steamor.

[@lunascloudy]

I was not prepared for an unforgettable luncheon that this was! 10/10 Would meme again

[@Gyarretto7]

Gotta say, this isn't at all what I was expecting from the preview for Episode IX, but it's already looking really awesome!

[@2312uri]

3:51 This scene is pure gold

[@scrittle]

*HILARIOUS*

[@schmoogledoink2738]

Justin Y. NANI

[@pineoandloeb]

WAY better than it needed to be. Well done.

[@maekultsumaika1987]

The beginning where Seymour is scared by the fact that Chalmers showed up is both stupid and amazing.

[@eyitsaperson]

despite his directions

[@mathieuleader8601]

I have a bad feeling about this luncheon

[@Ben.878]

When this edit gives you more goosebumps than any of the star wars movies. Great edit

[@starwarsroo2448]

Ben878 "new" Star Wars movies

[@evolvedturtleproductions7600]

Principal Skinner, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?

[@ifblankdirectedblank9032]

Coming out on Blu-Ray soon, which will include a deleted scene of Luke Skywalker playing Nathan Detroit in 'Guys and Dolls'

[@joshuakorynta3385]

If Blank Directed Blank was Mark Hamill in the movie

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Are you familiar with the tragedy of darth krusty the steamed?

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Derp ,The Baked Potato. Yes! May I see it?

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Joshua Korynta,his connection to the power of steamed hams was said to be superior than that of any being,despite the fact it was obviously grilled.

[@realQuestion]

I don't know if this was supposed to mock Lucas, but it seemed to me that it came out really absorbing and entertaining Wouldn't it be great if we could get Steamed Hams performed by Hayden Christensen (Anakin) in the role of Skinner and Ian McDiarmid (Palpatine) in the role of Chalmers?

[@verniermoon6218]

I wonder if he was doing a kind of force meditation eating that one Burger over and over again must not have worked

[@ifblankdirectedblank9032]

he probably thought ground beef has a lot of midichlorians or something

[@peterrenn6341]

Completely incomprehensible. Perhaps I should try watching this "Star War" film I keep hearing about?

[@AnomalousMats]

I was expecting Burns to use force lightning.

[@EthelredFlametail]

I like it. It does not just stay in one place but Skinner goes to multiple places

[@NotASpyReally]

when skinner kills bart and then the superintendent is still eating the hamburger it-s too good lmao

[@thischannelisretired3875]

Skiner wars the Steamed hams awakens

[@keysontrains538]

Legend has it Chalmers still hasn't finished his burger

[@Nicksolo85]

Killed not by Clones. This Fourth Grade student... By a Lightsaber he was.

[@Yoseqlo1]

Love it! It really seems like Lucas directed it! Even the detail that the title had little to no relevance to what happened on-screen!

[@willygoat9390]

super Nintendo Chalmers is very patient

[@gabrielboorom9778]

"Good, Seymour, let the hate flow through you!"

[@pothatuu]

Nah, it can't be Lucas, the dialogue is too good.

[@MT-pf1pv]

Keith Ward My thoughts exactly

[@anthonytorres757]

Should've been 3 hours long.

[@tbyrn21]

God it even captured the feeling of 'it went for too long'

[@GDNachoo]

This was an amazing experience, you are the true George Lucas

[@ocelot_the_dragon]

You forgot something at the end for a funny edit. That weird ass glowing ball from phantom menace that no one knows about

[@roaringthunder115]

Seymour’s face after the duel of the fates starting was amazing

[@familyguyfan4208]

5:48 i thought he was gonna say something like "It's over Chalmers, I have the high ground!!"

[@Boeology]

0/10 not enough screen wipes

[@mr.wetdream5277]

Joker28. 00000/10 not enough Luke drinking green milk.

[@korvo3427]

Mr.Wetdream That's... not how that works.

[@mr.wetdream5277]

rotz 2.0. Arora Borealis?

[@imppro]

0/10 not enough Sand, High Ground, or wishing away feelings.

[@robopuffy]

The music is so phenomenal, it makes a Steamed Hams meme sound like a cinematic masterpiece.

[@auditect950]

I loved the placement of the John Williams Tracks, especially the Episode 1 ones! I also love how you used the exact sound effect for the light barriers that were in the Movie!

[@imppro]

2:50 'Master Skinner, there are too many of them! What are we going to do?'

[@james5995]

This is fantastic, liked and fave'd. Must've taken you many an hour! Nice job 10/10, can't wait for the special edition DVD.

[@allisonstarr6074]

I’m a simple woman: I had to like the video as soon as I heard the first few notes of Duel of the Fates.

[@stardown77]

This needs more views and likes. It's too good to be stuck with 304 views and 29 likes.

[@SmartAlec1]

It's increasing

[@KoteDarasuum]

In 5 days its 13k views

[@Auriam]

Soon we will demonstrate the full power of this station,I mean mashup.

[@saltysimon67]

Binary Sunset always makes me cry it's so beautiful

[@matthewlee8667]

The romantic interactions and dialogue between Chalmers and Skinner was spectacular. 10/10

[@ryantheminer1]

Welcome! General Seymour!

[@gokuhawks14]

A birthday upload. I always love finding these!

[@kdpowers]

I was hoping for 2 moons over the school lol

[@HespersQuest]

Nothing makes any sense, there are too many plots, nothing gets resolved, and the special effects are melodramatic and overwrought? Well done

[@Garethsmod]

Ah so that's the style The Rise of Skywalker was going for.

[@BM-wh5qk]

The Phantom Steamed Clam Attack of the Aurora Borealis Revenge of the Utica

[@luckenbachtx1936]

I got goosebumps

[@ifblankdirectedblank9032]

With John Williams's music, it'd be weird if you didn't

[@korvo3427]

It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on.

[@jordanmatthews1466]

Still 1,000× better than the sequel trilogy.

[@curtiswashington8536]

Delightfully operatic of you Seymour

[@pants1516]

Omg this shit is so well edited

[@brokenspielt]

still better than VII and VIII this is nice

[@SchlesGames]

Greatest KZbin video of the decade, no hyperbole.

[@Alexalmo]

Steamed Hams are really hard to chew

[@genericgamingprotogen]

This is an amazing video! Looks just like something he would direct!

[@genericgamingprotogen]

Thanks for the ♡. Keep making great videos!

[@LordQuadros]

"I thought you said we were having steamed clams." "No, no, I said steamed HAMS. It's like poetry. It rhymes."

[@dedede81122]

I'm glad Bart survived in the end

[@rickeyoftherhodes8983]

I like how the thumbnail gave away the ending without giving away the ending.

[@megadog356]

You have clearly earn my subscribe and my like this is amazing

[@golemprisme4779]

Seymour killed the younglings

[@1980StarWarsGuy]

Chalmers: I am going to try skimmers steamed hams Skinner: No, do, or do not, there is no try Chalmers: *Groans*

[@seekerseraphimtherecluse4314]

The editing on this is way too good. This is underrated

[@leinkein6608]

An 8 minutes shitposting? Good... GOOD

[@korvo3427]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@Solid_Hank]

0:59 Krusty burger time

[@TheWatcher-j5o]

2:48 and then he killed the younglings

[@rusevdai5810]

That sound effect of Mr Burns' car horn is the same one used in the king of the hill boggle episode, I know that because of the classic ytp called Hank of the hill by durhamrockerz. This is amazing btw, two of my favorite universes combined

[@LolGamesTeam]

Have you ever heard a tragedy of aurora borealis?

[@Sighbot]

Memes may be dank, but this is a true masterpiece.

[@snowbrad6768]

Damn, the new battlefront dlc trailer looks nice.

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

Just got an ad of emojis singing the star wars theme before this video

[@mcdonalds5972]

THE FUCKING YOUNGLING SCENE HAHAHAHA

[@jenextra]

That was way more than I expected

[@aquicklad972]

I had suddenly gotten an ad on this video for Lightsabers. How curious.

[@BanditOfBandwidth]

the first 20 seconds already convinced me this would be hilarious

[@ArtsyAustin]

Those Krusty Burgers are starting to spoil.

[@Caolan114]

Chalmers is the sith lord we've been looking for

[@rowanprice3291]

This took me places I didn't think I'd ever get to

[@regretfulman4784]

"SEYMOUR! can you keep it quite down there?"

[@ThalesWell]

Star Wars is 90% the John Williams soundtrack.