if girls had f*ck buddy interviews

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Жыл бұрын

#comedy

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@Hammezz01
@Hammezz01 Жыл бұрын
When I study too hard for a test then fail
@MonkeyGodSellsMeth
@MonkeyGodSellsMeth 6 ай бұрын
1k like lol
@wisegirl359
@wisegirl359 5 ай бұрын
ME AND PHYSICS 🤠
@plankalkulcompiler9468
@plankalkulcompiler9468 5 ай бұрын
Well, he actually passed. Fwb is bullshit.
@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy
@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy 5 ай бұрын
It's rigged
@jacksparrow9227
@jacksparrow9227 2 ай бұрын
Dammit, I’m too successful
@vidar188
@vidar188 Жыл бұрын
Starts next week so she can fill the friends with benefits position this week. Or get filled by the friends with benefits position
@Riley_Sanford
@Riley_Sanford Жыл бұрын
True
@SugomaamoguS6969
@SugomaamoguS6969 Жыл бұрын
Ayo
@The14541
@The14541 Жыл бұрын
Damn man
@wagner9527
@wagner9527 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@prasannjitkumar780
@prasannjitkumar780 5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@canadianboi326
@canadianboi326 5 ай бұрын
“I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown”
@emzz7358
@emzz7358 5 ай бұрын
😭😭
@aperture0
@aperture0 5 ай бұрын
lmfao
@christopher-cf8jd
@christopher-cf8jd 5 ай бұрын
Dbz abridged
@dazdilinger1151
@dazdilinger1151 4 ай бұрын
Drown in getting cheating on and all the weak intimacy?
@K1NG0FW0LV35
@K1NG0FW0LV35 4 ай бұрын
​@@dazdilinger1151 I want empty love so I can complain about it dammit!
@dabonethug
@dabonethug Жыл бұрын
Suffering from success
@akira6457
@akira6457 Жыл бұрын
Did you win? "Yesn't"
@anuragchowdhury4101
@anuragchowdhury4101 2 ай бұрын
But at what cost!
@user-ff1lu7jk5f
@user-ff1lu7jk5f 5 ай бұрын
“The big ones hurt” “I made you wait because you’re special”
@ANonyMouse627
@ANonyMouse627 3 ай бұрын
Gross
@jmnemonic99
@jmnemonic99 2 ай бұрын
I paid for dinner with the others cause I wanted transactional s*x, but I respect you too much as a peer to allow myself to pay for the check
@RobertNewall
@RobertNewall 2 ай бұрын
Yikes brother
@ANonyMouse627
@ANonyMouse627 28 күн бұрын
I meant it's a gross perspective to have... No one owes you sex
@analis_s
@analis_s 5 ай бұрын
Mission failed successfully
@emillyyelen5169
@emillyyelen5169 2 ай бұрын
@@Heavenlystubble dont try to be funnier...
@Heavenlystubble
@Heavenlystubble 2 ай бұрын
@@emillyyelen5169 I'm not trying to😂 almost no one is going to do more then enjoy this comment, not even bother with the replies, and go on with their day, I'm trying to add on to it, and I did make a typo so I'm deleting it any way, But before you make a comment like that, think and ask yourself, "Who is the one being a jerk here?"
@Treblady
@Treblady 5 ай бұрын
‘Friends with benefit’s position still open tho 😂
@urbanEzio89
@urbanEzio89 6 күн бұрын
He doesn't even know. Should we tell him?
@wingspantt
@wingspantt 2 ай бұрын
I love how this is just as much a commentary on job applications as it is relationships
@bobbyavitia
@bobbyavitia 7 ай бұрын
Modern dating in a nutshell cause you know she's gonna being conducting interviews for the sneaking link position. 💀
@tolic14ever
@tolic14ever 5 ай бұрын
Exactly like the other relationships I've been in Totally against my will.😂
@MrJsintic
@MrJsintic Жыл бұрын
forgot to represent the "without benefits" position. It's everything he's already offering to do, except she isn't attracted to you and won't ever sleep with you!!
@labyrinth4799
@labyrinth4799 Жыл бұрын
Yes because that's what being a friend is is being there for someone and emotionally supportive
@potentially_me
@potentially_me Жыл бұрын
Man imagine having a strong mutual platonic relationship, to have someone you can really rely on and confide in, who isn't out to get anything from you. Friendship is awesome like that.
@MrJsintic
@MrJsintic Жыл бұрын
@@potentially_me the issue is a biological one. Straight men can't maintain a platonic friendship. They will eventually catch feelings. And if they maintain the friendship after catching feelings it's at their own detriment. Your username is Anna, so I'm assuming you're a girl. Text your male friend and tell him you have feelings for him. I'd bet my whole left arm he "feels the same way"
@potentially_me
@potentially_me Жыл бұрын
@@MrJsintic Whether you're right or not: There's no "without benefits" position, that's just friends. Friends can grow apart because they have different needs. It's not her fault you feel the friendship isn't worthwhile because you caught feelings for her. If biologically men can't have healthy platonic friendships with the gender they're attracted to then you're also implying that gay guys can't have male friends and bi/pan guys pretty much can't have friends at all. :)
@helltaker6865
@helltaker6865 Жыл бұрын
​@@labyrinth4799 there's nothing wrong with being a mall cop normally, but there is a problem if you applied to be a marine and they said I see you more as a mall cop
@SopranoPizzaJMFNJ
@SopranoPizzaJMFNJ 2 ай бұрын
Equal parts funny & sickening 😂
@Colinkrauss1
@Colinkrauss1 5 ай бұрын
I don’t like doing this on KZbin, but… She is preposterously attractive.
@MrNH718
@MrNH718 2 ай бұрын
A bit of an exaggeration there pal
@libanali626
@libanali626 2 ай бұрын
Mid
@MDE_never_dies
@MDE_never_dies 2 ай бұрын
She really is. Anyone who says mid I have some bad news.
@victimizeakaboomsta8995
@victimizeakaboomsta8995 Ай бұрын
@@MDE_never_diesanyone who says mid has different tastes? Doesn’t seem like bad news.
@gabbar51ngh
@gabbar51ngh 29 күн бұрын
She's hot. You're just blind.​@@libanali626
@balazsnagy9825
@balazsnagy9825 Ай бұрын
Her beauty is beyond words.
@zawadmuttaqi5597
@zawadmuttaqi5597 5 ай бұрын
Bro is suffering from succes😞
@Benjumanjo
@Benjumanjo 5 ай бұрын
Painfully accurate.
@hrithikbiswas4424
@hrithikbiswas4424 5 ай бұрын
-how about bf position? -Yeah everybody tells me that... 😢I could feel it bmro
@silverhetch3383
@silverhetch3383 5 ай бұрын
ladies and gentleman: she got him
@gangsterjackal841
@gangsterjackal841 Жыл бұрын
Bro and there's 69 likes 💀
@M-X39462
@M-X39462 5 ай бұрын
I found a workaround. It's basically like quiet quitting. I do the bare minimum and still get laid and then leave for a better paying job.
@kayaktulsa7170
@kayaktulsa7170 11 күн бұрын
"Like all the relationships I've been in, they're totally against my will so...I accept!" Funny, yet painful. Still--funny!
@GerholdRosemary
@GerholdRosemary Ай бұрын
Wow, this is a masterpiece! Pure artistry! 👌 👅👅👅🍌🍌🍌
@curiousconsultant7922
@curiousconsultant7922 5 ай бұрын
I swear I have the same problem. Sometimes I tell myself I'm gonna be the asshole who pumps and dumps, but I can never bring myself to do it.
@M-X39462
@M-X39462 5 ай бұрын
Oh you gotta try it, it's amazing
@lobsterdfw1
@lobsterdfw1 2 ай бұрын
@360recapsexactly this
@kbanghart
@kbanghart Ай бұрын
​@@M-X39462agreed. It's also super hot if she's married.
@MrMLBson09
@MrMLBson09 Ай бұрын
​@M-X39462 I've been that asshole and it's really not amazing realizing you're just one of many. Hooking up on the first date, how many other guys has she done it with? Will I get an STD this time around? There's no winning because the opposite is just as fucked.
@Drekromancer
@Drekromancer Ай бұрын
It's not a problem. If the world was filled with fuckboys, society would fall apart. If the world was filled with people like you, it'd be filled with strong, dedicated relationships. That's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, in times like these, where trust and connection are hard to find, I daresay it's something to be proud of. 🙂 I know it's easy to feel like you're missing out on playing the game. But I'll tell you from experience that it's not all it's cracked up to be. I've got a bodycount of 20, and that high bodycount is the _reason_ I'm trying to meet the love of my life at this point. Experience is what convinced me that hookups weren't worth it. I want something real, now. And whenever I find it, I know I'll be happier than I ever was when I was playing the game. So don't feel bad. You're skipping the tutorial and going straight for the main game. Trust me - it's worth it. And when you find the love of your life, she'll love you for the fact that you're so earnest, because that's so rare and so valuable these days. Good luck out there, soldier.
@silentrage9ix
@silentrage9ix Ай бұрын
"Thank you for the opportunity...." Teetering on friend zone with that one, good to hear that "boyfriend" was available....
@adrianpillai6645
@adrianpillai6645 5 ай бұрын
First mistake. Showed up for interview dressed.
@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy
@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy 5 ай бұрын
Such a good point. Cause it got him too many points. He should have undersold.
@unclejoe1998
@unclejoe1998 7 күн бұрын
😂😂
@KMI2
@KMI2 2 ай бұрын
He starts next week to give her time to get ran through some more before then
@kbanghart
@kbanghart Ай бұрын
Yummy
@unclejoe1998
@unclejoe1998 7 күн бұрын
I’ll see you at brunch 😂😂😅😅 this just killed me 😅😅
@Howaitooku-hy1sl
@Howaitooku-hy1sl 2 ай бұрын
That's was unronically my teenager years 😢
@dwatts64
@dwatts64 11 күн бұрын
When he turns to the side and suddenly has an inverted/negative chin, I immediately understood how everything is against his will 😅
@theophilusjohan4254
@theophilusjohan4254 2 ай бұрын
I lost it when she said Ben-eff-its
@crashnreset6987
@crashnreset6987 Ай бұрын
Never, never let your self be interveiwed by a sober chick ;p
@jacksong8131
@jacksong8131 2 ай бұрын
Lol it's so accurate. Overqualified for the FWB position. That's why most guys don't want a "good job." Guy 1 doesn't want to be the guy who pays the girls bills and pay for her food and other stuff while the girl has s3x with Guy 2. With Guy 2, she doesn't even know or care if he has a job or not. The girl likes Guy 2 for who he is as a person.
@fishingdude67
@fishingdude67 5 ай бұрын
The way she said 'intervieww', I melted into a simp! 😁
@matthewa2407
@matthewa2407 5 ай бұрын
Who is she ?
@joey6058
@joey6058 8 күн бұрын
The second she mentioned she was looking for an emotionally stabled man I knew she was up to something lol
@renaissance17
@renaissance17 2 ай бұрын
more like friend zone after 6 months of dates and akward hugs
@trendel13
@trendel13 Ай бұрын
Thank You Michael now you can tell the next applicant to come in? I still need to fill the position you interviewed for. Thanks a bunch see you at brunch.
@VallinSFAS
@VallinSFAS 27 күн бұрын
It's better than the quasi-queer [not really] friend zone position😢💔
@Schnickenpick
@Schnickenpick 12 күн бұрын
When I study so hard my teacher thinks I cheated
@literally_fran
@literally_fran 5 ай бұрын
Suits, law by mike and better call saul have prepared me for this exact moment.
@CaptainKneegrowMan
@CaptainKneegrowMan 5 ай бұрын
No you're not 🤣
@nemajabakic4546
@nemajabakic4546 6 ай бұрын
I hate when this happens to me
@istvanpraha
@istvanpraha 2 ай бұрын
Damn I'd sign him up for that FWB position!!!
@rowdy1197
@rowdy1197 5 ай бұрын
Dang funny but so true 😂😂😂😂
@champagneredneck
@champagneredneck Ай бұрын
At this point, I wish I qualified for either
@elihlemabena
@elihlemabena 5 ай бұрын
This happens to me every time😂
@theglowing1349
@theglowing1349 4 ай бұрын
I'm tryna be like this guy
@sweetbrown89
@sweetbrown89 Ай бұрын
Any other girls have a FWB guy who kinda does the opposite? It starts as “please stay the night, this time” and then “let me take you to breakfast…”
@freddylosangeles1378
@freddylosangeles1378 4 ай бұрын
..the best upgrade..
@gabriellegiselle
@gabriellegiselle 25 күн бұрын
Lmaoooo🤣
@pissing_shitting9327
@pissing_shitting9327 Жыл бұрын
None of those things are a prerequisite for casual sex. I’ve literally done it with people locked up in the loony bin
@sskhussaini
@sskhussaini Жыл бұрын
👁️👄👁️ Uhm... 📸
@stevemattero1471
@stevemattero1471 6 ай бұрын
Yeah that's why she says he's over-qualified. That's the joke. It looks like you don't really have anything to add, you just wanted to flex how low your standards are?
@kbanghart
@kbanghart Ай бұрын
​@@stevemattero1471I was with someone who SHOULD be in the looney bin, does that count? Lol
@O_Canada
@O_Canada 28 күн бұрын
FBI open the door?
@RoScFan
@RoScFan Жыл бұрын
How the fuck?!?! why is that a bad thing? sounds like a massive win!
@sskhussaini
@sskhussaini Жыл бұрын
Because "Friend with Benefits" and "Boyfriend" enjoy the same perks, but "Boyfriend" has to buy luxury purses and dresses. Also, "Boyfriend" has expectations of being in a committed, monogamous relationship, whereas "Friend with Benefits" has no such commitments.
@pickledoc8807
@pickledoc8807 12 күн бұрын
if bro was an unemployed toxic ex-felon who talked over her then ignored her he would have been hired right there on the spot…or on the desk…or the floor
@kingocowata
@kingocowata 5 ай бұрын
Luckily, I was the right guy for the job for plenty of employers 😂
@RAF.912
@RAF.912 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 my God hahahaha Soo good!!!
@Arai503
@Arai503 2 ай бұрын
Sorry, I'm not interested in the boyfriend position with organizations that are actively interviewing candidates for a friends with benefits position.
@kbanghart
@kbanghart Ай бұрын
I am, with my wife
@Drekromancer
@Drekromancer Ай бұрын
I see this as an absolute win
@Tarz2155
@Tarz2155 11 күн бұрын
Why , if you relate with that guys than your are a back up dude to be used when she’s done having her fun 😂
@bgrady24
@bgrady24 2 ай бұрын
Usually not into blondes, but damn
@CapAnson12345
@CapAnson12345 2 ай бұрын
You get to pick up the pieces after she had her fun.
@JJ-df4kx
@JJ-df4kx Ай бұрын
Oh boi this is relatable😅
@polarbear138
@polarbear138 2 ай бұрын
She started that interview like she wanted a bf, not a fwb
@FarmingUnclear
@FarmingUnclear 14 күн бұрын
but they actually do, it's just not in the standard interview format
@RoelPanizales-js3mz
@RoelPanizales-js3mz 2 ай бұрын
As long as you are young and no problem for BPH as you aging, grab it 😅
@jamesbell1613
@jamesbell1613 Ай бұрын
I mean, it works for me. 😆
@AnhTuPhucDerrickHoangCanada
@AnhTuPhucDerrickHoangCanada Ай бұрын
when they like that you resemble star
@TheSergio1021
@TheSergio1021 Ай бұрын
*proceeds to hire 3 more friends with benefits positions*
@vod96
@vod96 Жыл бұрын
Jeez, thats relatable
@mattkrauss7170
@mattkrauss7170 2 ай бұрын
I mean they do (not all) but it’s just you might not know if you passed, failed or even if you showed up to the right testing facility lol.
@victimizeakaboomsta8995
@victimizeakaboomsta8995 Ай бұрын
Rough watch. 🤦‍♂️
@peterbedford2610
@peterbedford2610 5 ай бұрын
Bro getting schooled
@5EK5HUN8
@5EK5HUN8 Ай бұрын
Damn yall are getting interviews?
@havac3683
@havac3683 5 ай бұрын
Mission failed, successfully
@sambarrett867
@sambarrett867 Жыл бұрын
I can relate.
@Gentleman..
@Gentleman.. Ай бұрын
Imagine her dad watching 😢
@mickeythegent5144
@mickeythegent5144 Ай бұрын
do you know the saddest part, is you didn't conquer your will, means you didn't meet your expectation after all patience and adjusting. you didn't get you your credit that you deserve, cause they only care for what they think what's best for you or what kind of position will you fit.
@pauljohnson6019
@pauljohnson6019 4 ай бұрын
Try celibacy mode it's the best. 😅
@TMCNJ
@TMCNJ Ай бұрын
Anyone else getting Margot Robbie vibes?
@USBManiac
@USBManiac 25 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@toxicwaste225
@toxicwaste225 5 ай бұрын
At least he admitted it
@michaelbrain3820
@michaelbrain3820 Ай бұрын
They do its called a first date
@surewinner
@surewinner 2 ай бұрын
So, boyfriend... no benefit. So true.
@akkoismydaughter3573
@akkoismydaughter3573 Ай бұрын
I wanna see one for the man who gets what he wants
@shoot_the_glass5654
@shoot_the_glass5654 Ай бұрын
There's a silver lining, he could just not turn up. 🤷‍♂️
@curtisjamesl.5758
@curtisjamesl.5758 2 ай бұрын
He fails right away!
@ALu-nq8rf
@ALu-nq8rf 2 ай бұрын
Some people just aren't cut out for hookups. 🤷🏽‍♀️
@davedsilva
@davedsilva 22 күн бұрын
This is exactly how it works for Simps with a thick wallet. She is still interviewing for Chad.
@jamesmaness6308
@jamesmaness6308 14 күн бұрын
😆 🤣 😂
@10RBREEZY
@10RBREEZY 2 ай бұрын
Meanwhile on that week she was getting ran through. Until the boyfriend position came through on the following week.
@alexnw8649
@alexnw8649 5 ай бұрын
All relationships are technically FwB if you don’t take it seriously 😊
@PeterZeeke
@PeterZeeke Ай бұрын
I'd take it
@MDE_never_dies
@MDE_never_dies 2 ай бұрын
Who is she? Like I ain’t simpin but she’s legit beautiful
@nikulauz
@nikulauz 2 ай бұрын
Overqualified for fwb? More like underqualified for fwb. Sad truth.
@MarquezRobinson
@MarquezRobinson Ай бұрын
Lmfao 😂
@phageofficial404
@phageofficial404 2 ай бұрын
Does she have spit mixed in her mouth? 💀
@John-tz2tx
@John-tz2tx Ай бұрын
Seen more willies
@danielsavignon6652
@danielsavignon6652 6 ай бұрын
Beautiful lady!
@unbiasedtv6525
@unbiasedtv6525 Жыл бұрын
This video just hit me like a ton of bricks. I finally understand that being a "boyfriend" or a husband is for suckers, and there are no exceptions.
@chlyri
@chlyri 6 ай бұрын
yeah, there are exceptions. 🙄 nothing is black and white.
@stevemattero1471
@stevemattero1471 6 ай бұрын
Ofc there are exceptions, a few good trad girls are still out there... I think...
@daffaelanghendra1406
@daffaelanghendra1406 5 ай бұрын
Real question though, what is the best position?
@Wooden_iguana14
@Wooden_iguana14 5 ай бұрын
Wtf are you talking about lol if you’re not spineless you’ll be fine
@wimsylogic65
@wimsylogic65 5 ай бұрын
What are you talking about . Being a boyfriend or husband is not for suckers. It really depends on what you want out of the relationship. And then it depends on the person you find. Of course if you're someone that wants nothing more than casual sex then yeah you're right.
@mikeadams5217
@mikeadams5217 Ай бұрын
As a Michael with a shitty relationship, I kinda fucking wish this was/ and wasn't me....
@harshilnijhawan7749
@harshilnijhawan7749 4 ай бұрын
Name?
@curtisjamesl.5758
@curtisjamesl.5758 2 ай бұрын
She seriously needs, no wants to skip this interview it's written all over her face body eyes attitude wow 🚬 that was good! Wanna skip another interview? Sweet!
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