Starts next week so she can fill the friends with benefits position this week. Or get filled by the friends with benefits position
@Riley_Sanford Жыл бұрын
True
@SugomaamoguS6969 Жыл бұрын
Ayo
@The14541 Жыл бұрын
Damn man
@wagner9527 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@prasannjitkumar7805 ай бұрын
😂😂
@canadianboi3265 ай бұрын
“I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown”
@emzz73585 ай бұрын
😭😭
@aperture05 ай бұрын
lmfao
@christopher-cf8jd5 ай бұрын
Dbz abridged
@dazdilinger11514 ай бұрын
Drown in getting cheating on and all the weak intimacy?
@K1NG0FW0LV354 ай бұрын
@@dazdilinger1151 I want empty love so I can complain about it dammit!
@dabonethug Жыл бұрын
Suffering from success
@akira6457 Жыл бұрын
Did you win? "Yesn't"
@anuragchowdhury41012 ай бұрын
But at what cost!
@user-ff1lu7jk5f5 ай бұрын
“The big ones hurt” “I made you wait because you’re special”
@ANonyMouse6273 ай бұрын
Gross
@jmnemonic992 ай бұрын
I paid for dinner with the others cause I wanted transactional s*x, but I respect you too much as a peer to allow myself to pay for the check
@RobertNewall2 ай бұрын
Yikes brother
@ANonyMouse62728 күн бұрын
I meant it's a gross perspective to have... No one owes you sex
@analis_s5 ай бұрын
Mission failed successfully
@emillyyelen51692 ай бұрын
@@Heavenlystubble dont try to be funnier...
@Heavenlystubble2 ай бұрын
@@emillyyelen5169 I'm not trying to😂 almost no one is going to do more then enjoy this comment, not even bother with the replies, and go on with their day, I'm trying to add on to it, and I did make a typo so I'm deleting it any way, But before you make a comment like that, think and ask yourself, "Who is the one being a jerk here?"
@Treblady5 ай бұрын
‘Friends with benefit’s position still open tho 😂
@urbanEzio896 күн бұрын
He doesn't even know. Should we tell him?
@wingspantt2 ай бұрын
I love how this is just as much a commentary on job applications as it is relationships
@bobbyavitia7 ай бұрын
Modern dating in a nutshell cause you know she's gonna being conducting interviews for the sneaking link position. 💀
@tolic14ever5 ай бұрын
Exactly like the other relationships I've been in Totally against my will.😂
@MrJsintic Жыл бұрын
forgot to represent the "without benefits" position. It's everything he's already offering to do, except she isn't attracted to you and won't ever sleep with you!!
@labyrinth4799 Жыл бұрын
Yes because that's what being a friend is is being there for someone and emotionally supportive
@potentially_me Жыл бұрын
Man imagine having a strong mutual platonic relationship, to have someone you can really rely on and confide in, who isn't out to get anything from you. Friendship is awesome like that.
@MrJsintic Жыл бұрын
@@potentially_me the issue is a biological one. Straight men can't maintain a platonic friendship. They will eventually catch feelings. And if they maintain the friendship after catching feelings it's at their own detriment. Your username is Anna, so I'm assuming you're a girl. Text your male friend and tell him you have feelings for him. I'd bet my whole left arm he "feels the same way"
@potentially_me Жыл бұрын
@@MrJsintic Whether you're right or not: There's no "without benefits" position, that's just friends. Friends can grow apart because they have different needs. It's not her fault you feel the friendship isn't worthwhile because you caught feelings for her. If biologically men can't have healthy platonic friendships with the gender they're attracted to then you're also implying that gay guys can't have male friends and bi/pan guys pretty much can't have friends at all. :)
@helltaker6865 Жыл бұрын
@@labyrinth4799 there's nothing wrong with being a mall cop normally, but there is a problem if you applied to be a marine and they said I see you more as a mall cop
@SopranoPizzaJMFNJ2 ай бұрын
Equal parts funny & sickening 😂
@Colinkrauss15 ай бұрын
I don’t like doing this on KZbin, but… She is preposterously attractive.
@MrNH7182 ай бұрын
A bit of an exaggeration there pal
@libanali6262 ай бұрын
Mid
@MDE_never_dies2 ай бұрын
She really is. Anyone who says mid I have some bad news.
@victimizeakaboomsta8995Ай бұрын
@@MDE_never_diesanyone who says mid has different tastes? Doesn’t seem like bad news.
@gabbar51ngh29 күн бұрын
She's hot. You're just blind.@@libanali626
@balazsnagy9825Ай бұрын
Her beauty is beyond words.
@zawadmuttaqi55975 ай бұрын
Bro is suffering from succes😞
@Benjumanjo5 ай бұрын
Painfully accurate.
@hrithikbiswas44245 ай бұрын
-how about bf position? -Yeah everybody tells me that... 😢I could feel it bmro
@silverhetch33835 ай бұрын
ladies and gentleman: she got him
@gangsterjackal841 Жыл бұрын
Bro and there's 69 likes 💀
@M-X394625 ай бұрын
I found a workaround. It's basically like quiet quitting. I do the bare minimum and still get laid and then leave for a better paying job.
@kayaktulsa717011 күн бұрын
"Like all the relationships I've been in, they're totally against my will so...I accept!" Funny, yet painful. Still--funny!
@GerholdRosemaryАй бұрын
Wow, this is a masterpiece! Pure artistry! 👌 👅👅👅🍌🍌🍌
@curiousconsultant79225 ай бұрын
I swear I have the same problem. Sometimes I tell myself I'm gonna be the asshole who pumps and dumps, but I can never bring myself to do it.
@M-X394625 ай бұрын
Oh you gotta try it, it's amazing
@lobsterdfw12 ай бұрын
@360recapsexactly this
@kbanghartАй бұрын
@@M-X39462agreed. It's also super hot if she's married.
@MrMLBson09Ай бұрын
@M-X39462 I've been that asshole and it's really not amazing realizing you're just one of many. Hooking up on the first date, how many other guys has she done it with? Will I get an STD this time around? There's no winning because the opposite is just as fucked.
@DrekromancerАй бұрын
It's not a problem. If the world was filled with fuckboys, society would fall apart. If the world was filled with people like you, it'd be filled with strong, dedicated relationships. That's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, in times like these, where trust and connection are hard to find, I daresay it's something to be proud of. 🙂 I know it's easy to feel like you're missing out on playing the game. But I'll tell you from experience that it's not all it's cracked up to be. I've got a bodycount of 20, and that high bodycount is the _reason_ I'm trying to meet the love of my life at this point. Experience is what convinced me that hookups weren't worth it. I want something real, now. And whenever I find it, I know I'll be happier than I ever was when I was playing the game. So don't feel bad. You're skipping the tutorial and going straight for the main game. Trust me - it's worth it. And when you find the love of your life, she'll love you for the fact that you're so earnest, because that's so rare and so valuable these days. Good luck out there, soldier.
@silentrage9ixАй бұрын
"Thank you for the opportunity...." Teetering on friend zone with that one, good to hear that "boyfriend" was available....
@adrianpillai66455 ай бұрын
First mistake. Showed up for interview dressed.
@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy5 ай бұрын
Such a good point. Cause it got him too many points. He should have undersold.
@unclejoe19987 күн бұрын
😂😂
@KMI22 ай бұрын
He starts next week to give her time to get ran through some more before then
@kbanghartАй бұрын
Yummy
@unclejoe19987 күн бұрын
I’ll see you at brunch 😂😂😅😅 this just killed me 😅😅
@Howaitooku-hy1sl2 ай бұрын
That's was unronically my teenager years 😢
@dwatts6411 күн бұрын
When he turns to the side and suddenly has an inverted/negative chin, I immediately understood how everything is against his will 😅
@theophilusjohan42542 ай бұрын
I lost it when she said Ben-eff-its
@crashnreset6987Ай бұрын
Never, never let your self be interveiwed by a sober chick ;p
@jacksong81312 ай бұрын
Lol it's so accurate. Overqualified for the FWB position. That's why most guys don't want a "good job." Guy 1 doesn't want to be the guy who pays the girls bills and pay for her food and other stuff while the girl has s3x with Guy 2. With Guy 2, she doesn't even know or care if he has a job or not. The girl likes Guy 2 for who he is as a person.
@fishingdude675 ай бұрын
The way she said 'intervieww', I melted into a simp! 😁
@matthewa24075 ай бұрын
Who is she ?
@joey60588 күн бұрын
The second she mentioned she was looking for an emotionally stabled man I knew she was up to something lol
@renaissance172 ай бұрын
more like friend zone after 6 months of dates and akward hugs
@trendel13Ай бұрын
Thank You Michael now you can tell the next applicant to come in? I still need to fill the position you interviewed for. Thanks a bunch see you at brunch.
@VallinSFAS27 күн бұрын
It's better than the quasi-queer [not really] friend zone position😢💔
@Schnickenpick12 күн бұрын
When I study so hard my teacher thinks I cheated
@literally_fran5 ай бұрын
Suits, law by mike and better call saul have prepared me for this exact moment.
@CaptainKneegrowMan5 ай бұрын
No you're not 🤣
@nemajabakic45466 ай бұрын
I hate when this happens to me
@istvanpraha2 ай бұрын
Damn I'd sign him up for that FWB position!!!
@rowdy11975 ай бұрын
Dang funny but so true 😂😂😂😂
@champagneredneckАй бұрын
At this point, I wish I qualified for either
@elihlemabena5 ай бұрын
This happens to me every time😂
@theglowing13494 ай бұрын
I'm tryna be like this guy
@sweetbrown89Ай бұрын
Any other girls have a FWB guy who kinda does the opposite? It starts as “please stay the night, this time” and then “let me take you to breakfast…”
@freddylosangeles13784 ай бұрын
..the best upgrade..
@gabriellegiselle25 күн бұрын
Lmaoooo🤣
@pissing_shitting9327 Жыл бұрын
None of those things are a prerequisite for casual sex. I’ve literally done it with people locked up in the loony bin
@sskhussaini Жыл бұрын
👁️👄👁️ Uhm... 📸
@stevemattero14716 ай бұрын
Yeah that's why she says he's over-qualified. That's the joke. It looks like you don't really have anything to add, you just wanted to flex how low your standards are?
@kbanghartАй бұрын
@@stevemattero1471I was with someone who SHOULD be in the looney bin, does that count? Lol
@O_Canada28 күн бұрын
FBI open the door?
@RoScFan Жыл бұрын
How the fuck?!?! why is that a bad thing? sounds like a massive win!
@sskhussaini Жыл бұрын
Because "Friend with Benefits" and "Boyfriend" enjoy the same perks, but "Boyfriend" has to buy luxury purses and dresses. Also, "Boyfriend" has expectations of being in a committed, monogamous relationship, whereas "Friend with Benefits" has no such commitments.
@pickledoc880712 күн бұрын
if bro was an unemployed toxic ex-felon who talked over her then ignored her he would have been hired right there on the spot…or on the desk…or the floor
@kingocowata5 ай бұрын
Luckily, I was the right guy for the job for plenty of employers 😂
@RAF.912Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 my God hahahaha Soo good!!!
@Arai5032 ай бұрын
Sorry, I'm not interested in the boyfriend position with organizations that are actively interviewing candidates for a friends with benefits position.
@kbanghartАй бұрын
I am, with my wife
@DrekromancerАй бұрын
I see this as an absolute win
@Tarz215511 күн бұрын
Why , if you relate with that guys than your are a back up dude to be used when she’s done having her fun 😂
@bgrady242 ай бұрын
Usually not into blondes, but damn
@CapAnson123452 ай бұрын
You get to pick up the pieces after she had her fun.
@JJ-df4kxАй бұрын
Oh boi this is relatable😅
@polarbear1382 ай бұрын
She started that interview like she wanted a bf, not a fwb
@FarmingUnclear14 күн бұрын
but they actually do, it's just not in the standard interview format
@RoelPanizales-js3mz2 ай бұрын
As long as you are young and no problem for BPH as you aging, grab it 😅
@jamesbell1613Ай бұрын
I mean, it works for me. 😆
@AnhTuPhucDerrickHoangCanadaАй бұрын
when they like that you resemble star
@TheSergio1021Ай бұрын
*proceeds to hire 3 more friends with benefits positions*
@vod96 Жыл бұрын
Jeez, thats relatable
@mattkrauss71702 ай бұрын
I mean they do (not all) but it’s just you might not know if you passed, failed or even if you showed up to the right testing facility lol.
@victimizeakaboomsta8995Ай бұрын
Rough watch. 🤦♂️
@peterbedford26105 ай бұрын
Bro getting schooled
@5EK5HUN8Ай бұрын
Damn yall are getting interviews?
@havac36835 ай бұрын
Mission failed, successfully
@sambarrett867 Жыл бұрын
I can relate.
@Gentleman..Ай бұрын
Imagine her dad watching 😢
@mickeythegent5144Ай бұрын
do you know the saddest part, is you didn't conquer your will, means you didn't meet your expectation after all patience and adjusting. you didn't get you your credit that you deserve, cause they only care for what they think what's best for you or what kind of position will you fit.
@pauljohnson60194 ай бұрын
Try celibacy mode it's the best. 😅
@TMCNJАй бұрын
Anyone else getting Margot Robbie vibes?
@USBManiac25 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@toxicwaste2255 ай бұрын
At least he admitted it
@michaelbrain3820Ай бұрын
They do its called a first date
@surewinner2 ай бұрын
So, boyfriend... no benefit. So true.
@akkoismydaughter3573Ай бұрын
I wanna see one for the man who gets what he wants
@shoot_the_glass5654Ай бұрын
There's a silver lining, he could just not turn up. 🤷♂️
@curtisjamesl.57582 ай бұрын
He fails right away!
@ALu-nq8rf2 ай бұрын
Some people just aren't cut out for hookups. 🤷🏽♀️
@davedsilva22 күн бұрын
This is exactly how it works for Simps with a thick wallet. She is still interviewing for Chad.
@jamesmaness630814 күн бұрын
😆 🤣 😂
@10RBREEZY2 ай бұрын
Meanwhile on that week she was getting ran through. Until the boyfriend position came through on the following week.
@alexnw86495 ай бұрын
All relationships are technically FwB if you don’t take it seriously 😊
@PeterZeekeАй бұрын
I'd take it
@MDE_never_dies2 ай бұрын
Who is she? Like I ain’t simpin but she’s legit beautiful
@nikulauz2 ай бұрын
Overqualified for fwb? More like underqualified for fwb. Sad truth.
@MarquezRobinsonАй бұрын
Lmfao 😂
@phageofficial4042 ай бұрын
Does she have spit mixed in her mouth? 💀
@John-tz2txАй бұрын
Seen more willies
@danielsavignon66526 ай бұрын
Beautiful lady!
@unbiasedtv6525 Жыл бұрын
This video just hit me like a ton of bricks. I finally understand that being a "boyfriend" or a husband is for suckers, and there are no exceptions.
@chlyri6 ай бұрын
yeah, there are exceptions. 🙄 nothing is black and white.
@stevemattero14716 ай бұрын
Ofc there are exceptions, a few good trad girls are still out there... I think...
@daffaelanghendra14065 ай бұрын
Real question though, what is the best position?
@Wooden_iguana145 ай бұрын
Wtf are you talking about lol if you’re not spineless you’ll be fine
@wimsylogic655 ай бұрын
What are you talking about . Being a boyfriend or husband is not for suckers. It really depends on what you want out of the relationship. And then it depends on the person you find. Of course if you're someone that wants nothing more than casual sex then yeah you're right.
@mikeadams5217Ай бұрын
As a Michael with a shitty relationship, I kinda fucking wish this was/ and wasn't me....
@harshilnijhawan77494 ай бұрын
Name?
@curtisjamesl.57582 ай бұрын
She seriously needs, no wants to skip this interview it's written all over her face body eyes attitude wow 🚬 that was good! Wanna skip another interview? Sweet!