"Okay, follow-up question, when is Patronus season?" Absolutely killed me. 😂
@TiredMomma7 ай бұрын
It was the Waffle House that killed me 🤣
@silverjohn60377 ай бұрын
@@TiredMomma So basically Hufflepuff. Right by the kitchen.
@Madmatt797 ай бұрын
@@TiredMomma Smothero Covero! Guffawed at that.
@Tadicuslegion787 ай бұрын
Okay but seriously, imagine a Hogwarts spin off where a bunch of kids who've been around the muggle world and seen all the movies are doing their Patronus spells and one of them summons a Jurassic Park velociraptor or a Xenomorph and all the wizards who haven't seen the movies are confused as all get out.
@Ecclectic_citcelccE7 ай бұрын
Patronus season or Patron? Like in silver label or gold? 😂
@I_Love_Quokkas7 ай бұрын
Omg… it never occurred to me a wizard could just be a muggle repairman… just take a nap under a car for an hour, tap the offending part, pocket 100+ bucks and catch up on sleep.
@YSO9927 ай бұрын
Yeah, fanfiction figured that one out a long time ago. Lol
@I_Love_Quokkas7 ай бұрын
@@YSO992 lol. I don’t think I’ve read the books or anything in 10 or 15 years. Never was big on fanfiction. Probably missed out on some fun stuff.
@Nirrrina7 ай бұрын
@@I_Love_QuokkasYou definitely missed out on some fun stuff. On the other hand you definitely missed out on some truly disturbing stuff. Still I wouldn't give it up. So much easier reading on my tablet.
@kateshiningdeer33347 ай бұрын
Hint to fanfiction noobs: use Archive of Our Own (A03) 1) at your own risk and 2) always read the tags. If you find what you want, a HUGE majority of it is REALLY good. If you don't catch certain tags, it may scar you for life.
@undrhil7 ай бұрын
The problem is that Electronics in Magic don't really mix LOL
@kevinpitts22able7 ай бұрын
“Depart-o Mosquito!” I felt that lol
@timbuktu80697 ай бұрын
It's shame that one doesn't work. (It has something to do with the Curse of Sherman.)
@privacyvalued41347 ай бұрын
Are you a mosquito?
@catriverotter95277 ай бұрын
Very popular with Michiganders too! 🤓
@kateshiningdeer33347 ай бұрын
Would also be popular in Alaska. My dad worked on the oil fields up there for a while - the mosquitoes are so big you can see them IN PICTURES.
@mitrolltv7 ай бұрын
Mosquito, Michigan's state bird #Mi
@evangeloevoxi7 ай бұрын
I almost spit out my chips at the accuracy of "She looks like every old lady at church that would snatch you up for runnin in the sanctuary" lmfaooo
@Braedenfish5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂yes that one!❤
@Shannon-g6c5 ай бұрын
She really does!😂😂
@slinkybucks3 ай бұрын
She really does.
@Tadicuslegion787 ай бұрын
Tom Riddle: Avad... Bubba Potter: *Blasts him with Paw paw's shotgun*...really? Y'all were afraid of this guy?
@slenderben32627 ай бұрын
The man brought a stick to a gun fight. Rookie mistake 😂
@ashleydowney12227 ай бұрын
Have you seen the Harry Potter with guns on KZbin? I have never laughed more watching a KZbin movies.
@dizzystateofbliss7 ай бұрын
😂
@lethargogpeterson40837 ай бұрын
Bubba Potter. Nice.
@SueWehkingPresents7 ай бұрын
Bubba Potter! I love that!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@Imaih0487 ай бұрын
"So, I say Reparo and it fixes everything?" "Y'all have no idea how much money I'mma make fixing ACs back home." "You'll never see me again." Every muggleborn ever. This is a Universal Truth. We just need two things: Reparo and Apparition. Set for life.
@tachyon83177 ай бұрын
Also, "Accio" to get that GOTDAMN 10mm socket back that fell into engine compartment black hole. Seriously, why is it ALWAYS the 10mm?!?!?!?! With. Out. Fail. It's ALWAYS the 10mm
@tswain92_7 ай бұрын
@@tachyon8317I'd be satisfied if it just found the remote.
@eaglerider18267 ай бұрын
And fix a lot of Chevy P/U's .
@johnharris66557 ай бұрын
"Harry fixes your Washer, your brakes and your cat"
@tswain92_7 ай бұрын
@@johnharris6655 That would come in handy.
@michaelscott60227 ай бұрын
"I'm sorry, but I ain't really seeing the point of a three-headed dog. Sure he's got two extra noses, but if you're tracking a herd he's just gon' be goin' several directions at the same time. Plus, three mouths and one stomach equals one fat puppy that just pukes everywhere."
@jdeang35317 ай бұрын
Sure and one would be tracking a coon, another a possum, and one a deer.
@fcadcock7 ай бұрын
Also, with that many mouths and only one butt, he's just going to be asking to go outside ALL the time.
@bloemundude7 ай бұрын
Not to mention, if it eats three times as much, does the output volume match the input volume? And don't get me started on what happens when Fluffy feels a bit randy. I mean, does he have three --. Nevermind.
@dorothyshrewsberry76157 ай бұрын
PoopO STOPO...Naw puppeh' not on the rugO@@bloemundude
@courtneybrown5167 ай бұрын
I do not want to have to pick up after that dog goes to the bathroom.
@johnharris66557 ай бұрын
"What do you mean there is no spell with enough power to make Chik-Fil-A open on Sunday"
@brucemaximus37976 ай бұрын
Just like there is no spell with the magnitude to close a Waffle House.
@BrianRamotar_17764 ай бұрын
Simple solution is to use the imperious curse on corporate execs to open on Sundays
@jeepsanddragons26 күн бұрын
@BrianRamotar_1776 better idea : realize that God is fiction .
@DavidSmith-qk9ok7 ай бұрын
The British version of Dollar General is called Pound Land.
@rickbone39067 ай бұрын
sounds like a fun place for adults lol
@dpmills7 ай бұрын
They really missed out on making it a Town instead…
@sweetsadie62617 ай бұрын
They missed a prime opportunity to call it Pound Town.
@chainsawsubtlety98287 ай бұрын
@@dpmills After church on Sunday, would you really want to take MeeMaw to Pound Town? Didn't think so.
@TaylorDeCastro7 ай бұрын
More like Quid Lieutenant
@dvldog_7 ай бұрын
"Well, since my Southern Baptist parents disowned me I have to stay with my Uncle Roy and my Aunt Phyllis. Naw, we ain't really related, we just call 'em "aunt" and "uncle". They're some friends of ours who go to a United Methodist church."
@MrsAshlee7 ай бұрын
The “Refillio Sweet Teao” Is The Ultimate Southern Spell Casting. 🤣😂☠️ And “Yall Ain’t Got No Little Debbie’s Around Here?” 😂🤣😂
@alphagt627 ай бұрын
Then my Mom is magic! I’ve been going in the fridge for ice tea for 40 years and it’s always there!
@iamlegend51905 ай бұрын
His spells are golden!
@khadrelt7 ай бұрын
"Don't make a lick of sense" describes Quidditch pretty well, I'd say.
@MuljoStpho7 ай бұрын
Let's invent a sport where 99.99% of games will end with all of the plays invalidated because it's that one player set aside doing their own thing instead of playing the game with everybody else who will earn all of the game winning points! Obviously the entire concept of the game was written to be part of Harry's plot armor. One could base a "Mary Sue" argument around his natural superstar talent for this one highly specific and highly exclusive role. A more serious attempt to flesh out a game like that could probably get even more chaotic than what was actually written, though. Probably put all four teams on the field at once, goal rings at the four corners of the field. Scoring could functions like six 1v1 games occurring at the same time. (AvB, AvC, AvD, BvC, BvD, and CvD.) Deriving an overall score from those parallel games in some way. Maybe have 2 scoring balls (I forget... quaffle?) in play at the same time. Or perhaps 3 or 4. Make each ring worth a different score instead of all the same, like 1, 2, and 3 points instead of them all being 1 point for example. Maybe the higher value rings are smaller targets as well. Put the snitch capture value in the same ballpark as the rings, so like maybe 5 points instead of 150 points. Or maybe instead of having points from the snitch perhaps the magic of the arena could automatically summon a temporary new quaffle into the hands of every player on that seeker's team when they catch the snitch, with a specific limited time frame to rush enemy rings with them to attempt to score a bunch of bonus points. Game should probably end when a team reaches some specific target in the overall score, instead of ending when the snitch is caught. Could perhaps release multiple snitches throughout the game as well. One every certain number of minutes.
@Kewlausgirl7 ай бұрын
@@MuljoStphoThe part I always thought was pretty amusing about Harry being a Seeker was the seeking part. Everyone who is short-sighted knows that we are the worst at spotting anything in the distance. Especially a tiny flashing golden ball that is super fast & hard to see.😅 That and the game itself. But, anyone who reads other fantasy worlds and genres would find out just how flawed and poorly thought out the Wizarding World is. Everything was thought of as the books came along. Not, over all. There are no set rules about magic and how it's interacted with in the world. That's why fantastic beasts was soooo hard to get into. I loved the first movie - but that was mostly due to Newt which he was barely in the others lol. But the lore they were trying to set up just did not make sense overall. Lol hell sending mail by owls didn't make sense - ignoring the Bird logic reason here - if you have floo powder for a network of chimneys. Then, you can have a network for mailboxes lol.
@jourdan95046 ай бұрын
@MuljoStpho they could just lower the amount of points from catching the snitch so it's more of a team effort. I remember playing quiddich on ps2 and still losing after I caught the snitch. Or the other team catch the snitch and I still win. Field goals add up. If Alabama scores 3 field goals that's still a win over another teams 1 touchdown
@CaptCorpMURICA7 ай бұрын
I would absolutely watch this series. This is a reboot I can get behind.
@GamecockGameDay17 ай бұрын
Same. I would too
@mpfrierson917 ай бұрын
Same!
@TiredMomma7 ай бұрын
He should do the Hobbits next. They like fireworks and foods 🥖🥧🍻
@michaelmyers70647 ай бұрын
I don’t know I’m looking forward to that TV series are going to have coming out. Got to be better than those stupid movies that I don’t consider Canon.
@gmunden17 ай бұрын
I would watch the revamped Harry Potter! 🤭👍🤠
@911life57 ай бұрын
“Go awayo, tornado” killed me!!😂
@janettamcgee81247 ай бұрын
All of us who live in Tornado Alley and Dixie Alley need that spell!.
@catriverotter95277 ай бұрын
@@janettamcgee8124Great Lakes, Ohio River valley & upper Midwest too! Many of those students have a hard time not slipping in "eh" tho'.... 🤓
@lynnlytton82446 ай бұрын
if you're not fast enough, you have to use "Reparo Trailer-o".
@From-North-Jersey7 ай бұрын
"If Y'all aren't going to do anything with that dead snake horcrux thing can I have it? I'm going to ask my taxidermist to make me a pair of cowboy boots out of her. Ever have Horcrux Chili?"
@jamesanthony84387 ай бұрын
If the Southern fried basilisk is anything like the gator-on-a-stick from Texas Renaissance Festival, I'm there, buddy! =)
@ChibiPanda8888Ай бұрын
@jamesanthony8438 DUUUUUUDE i wish the ren fests closest to me had gator bites. Usually theres a smoked turkey leg, which is pretty good. I don't usually get one tho.
@jaws267 ай бұрын
The repair charm has to be the reason why some of the muggleborn never come back into the wizard world, the smart ones don't need to.
@benjaminoechsli19416 ай бұрын
100%. Set for life as a muggle, and don't have to put up with the crap wizards do? Sign me up.
@mozart2jazz7 ай бұрын
"Deep fry-o and covered in gravy-o" 😂😂😂 I just KNEW Southern cookin' involved witchcraft!
@jamescooley57447 ай бұрын
Now we know what happened to that damn owl!
@sabinal177 ай бұрын
@@jamescooley5744😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Bacopa687 ай бұрын
British people understand biscuits and gravy once you call it scones with bechamel sauce.
@kyltredragmire49397 ай бұрын
@@Bacopa68 Did you just compare a brit scone to the magic that is a southern biscuit?
@jimwormmaster7 ай бұрын
@@Bacopa68there's a video on here where they introduce biscuits and gravy to British schoolkids. One remarked that it looked like chopped ferret, but they all loved it. As they should.
@TheWiseGrif7 ай бұрын
I laughed at the "got a guy to make it into a 3", but that quick cut back to " you know, for Dale" literally almost killed me i was so caught off guard...masterful comedic timing for that
@Cowboyup577175 ай бұрын
❤️😢
@chadsamples61787 ай бұрын
"This feels like a pac12 sport" that one got me
@supercheese70337 ай бұрын
I fell out of my chair.
@msammerz56087 ай бұрын
I actually cackled
@domin8ss7 ай бұрын
That hurt, but so does the reality that Nick Saban never scheduled a PAC-12 team. Losing to then future PAC-12 Champion Utah in the Sugar Bowl must've scared him. Kinda like the idea of buying beachfront property in Alabama.
@TheBaldr7 ай бұрын
The sad part is, they renamed Quidditch to Quadball in order to make a more official collegiate sport.
@NightHawke7 ай бұрын
@dr Actually they renamed it in part to avoid copyright issues, but mostly to spite J.K, Rowling for having functional eyes and a functional brain. It is literally the most sorry-ass "sport" on the planet. Any activity that requires you run around a field with a stick between your legs...! 🤬
@MichaelPiz7 ай бұрын
"Dragons? _Pfft!_ Let's talk gators."
@PurpleBox897 ай бұрын
"Aww, yeah, we got them fellers back home!"
@paxhumana20156 ай бұрын
UAB actually HAS a dragon as their mascot (University of Alabama-Birmingham Blazers), so, technically, the South ALSO has dragons as well. Also, coincidentally, both that small Alabama city, as well as its original UK namesake, are around the same size in real life.
@fishingthelist40176 ай бұрын
The Cajuns call their dragons gators to keep the muggles from hunting them.
@wessleycoleman30145 ай бұрын
And apparently some gators are huggers!.....🤯🤯🤯
@geraldgrenier81325 ай бұрын
Dragon, gators that can fly
@angbandsbane7 ай бұрын
If "deep fry-o and cover in gravy-o" was a real spell, I'd be Sorcerer Supreme right now
@redbeardsteelskin67237 ай бұрын
"Ya'll ain't never gonna see me again. I'm droppin out today" Cracked me up :D
@Crosshair3007 ай бұрын
The hogwarts express should sell every flavor of moonpies and Dr. Pepper to go with it
@primmoore62327 ай бұрын
Cheerwine!
@Nocturnal_Rites7 ай бұрын
SO MUCH THIS. Except it needs to sell RC Colas. Only thing that goes with a Moon Pie.
@-Katastrophe6 ай бұрын
and a pouch of salted shelled peanuts.
@jazzywolf92506 ай бұрын
Yes to the RC cola and the peanuts. Which go in the RC cola oh course. My papa taught me well.
@marianroyal73405 ай бұрын
Yes!
@1988texasaggie7 ай бұрын
1:13 - I've never seen Professor Lockhart and Joel Osteen in the same room. Comedy gold there buddy!
@kaylahensley15817 ай бұрын
And a very compelling point!
@genny53097 ай бұрын
Snorted aloud at that one!
@stephanieh.16337 ай бұрын
Painfully accurate 😂
@imnotyourunicorn916 ай бұрын
I subscribed because of that line
@mollymitchell19266 ай бұрын
😅😂😅
@britlitsch65717 ай бұрын
The Lockhart=Joel Osteen thing legitimately almost killed me. I laughed to a wheeze to a whooping cough and had no sweet tea to help me.
@michaeliniga79587 ай бұрын
Instead of the train station, the kids will be transported to school from a magical greyhound bus station😂😂😂
@chrisdooley81557 ай бұрын
Back of a 40-year-old pickup truck. Don't mind the beer cans, spent hulls, and definitely-not-stolen- roadsigns. That fancy school up the road uses a gooseneck with fresh hay bales. Oooh La La.
@zetaking29097 ай бұрын
so swamp skimers instead of boats >.>@@chrisdooley8155
@tankman77117 ай бұрын
Greyhound or Trailways.....
@fishingthelist40176 ай бұрын
I would tell you where the bus drives to, but I then would have to obliviate your muggle brains.
@thatjeff75506 ай бұрын
Oh man, I actually had this scene right here in a HP fanfic I wrote long ago and never even considered the satire. Texas kid (eventually) going to Hogwarts on a Greyhound bus! LOL
@recycledapathy74117 ай бұрын
"You're tellin me y'all are wizards and you don't even know how to make gumbo? I'm gonna get Pawpaw Thibodeaux up in here to teach y'all REAL potions."
@forgiven365116 ай бұрын
Using a cast iron cauldron and a boat oar....
@JakeApperson7 ай бұрын
"UnRetireO Nick Sabano" had me about choke on my coffee!
@cynthiarafferty76627 ай бұрын
If only THAT spell would come true! Roll Tide Roll!
@Captain-Palsy7 ай бұрын
It did lol@cynthiarafferty7662
@tazia377 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Roll Tide!!!
@dhwave16 ай бұрын
ditto
@bluebestfriend7 ай бұрын
"Because my dad's a baptist minister, so ... I'm the Devil." 😭 truthhh.
@From-North-Jersey7 ай бұрын
"Quiddich Smiddish, Y'all ever race these brooms?"
@kmbbmj58577 ай бұрын
Pull up beside Harry, 'cept yours is painted blue with a 43 and an STP sticker on it.
@TheRandomRedSoxGuy7 ай бұрын
Neville Longbottom always has fiery flip-over crashes in the infield.
@lupusebrius7 ай бұрын
I can get so much shine through the smokies with this thing.
@pjlusk77747 ай бұрын
@@kmbbmj5857 All Hail The King, baybee!
@PatrickKQ4HBD7 ай бұрын
"Y'all think we should circle right or left?"
@recklssabndon7 ай бұрын
Please make this into a literal series that mirrors the progression of the books! Please. The world needs you now. The hour is dark
@ferretyluv7 ай бұрын
As opposed to a figurative series?
@hellentownsend23996 ай бұрын
Agreed, I looked at my KZbin feed for the first time in a week and thought, "no, nah, depressing, nah, OH Redneck Potter! Yes!"
@scottshinbaum17727 ай бұрын
Jeff Gordon, aka He Who Must Not Be Named! 🤣🤣🤣
@tankman77117 ай бұрын
This one caused me to spit out my Coke! LOL!
@HarryWHill-GA7 ай бұрын
I have learned to put down the drink BEFORE pressing play on one of Matt's videos.
@SuperDuperHappyTime7 ай бұрын
Also to swallow. Dollar General is nearly out of keyboards.
@primmoore62327 ай бұрын
You have gained wisdom, Harry! ☺ Spread the word and save clothing and keyboards from further destruction.
@tba1132 ай бұрын
100%. This is how wisdom works, kids.
@HarryWHill-GA2 ай бұрын
@@tba113 As a boy, I asked, "Grandfather, how do I learn to make good decisions like you?" He replied, "By learning from your bad decisions."
@An_Economist_Plays7 ай бұрын
Stretch this out another 127 minutes and you got a summer blockbuster, I tell you what!
@deltadaze68367 ай бұрын
Yeh, 'cept the owners of the story would never let them, I bet...they'd take too much money away from 'em :D
@ChassieNix7 ай бұрын
I’d watch it and I haven’t watched more than 15 minutes of a Harry Potter movie.
@ImNotaRussianBot6 ай бұрын
*h-what
@faeriefire787 ай бұрын
I was waiting for a new Dollar General to get wedged between the shops in the next shot of Diagon Alley. 😂
@lethargogpeterson40833 ай бұрын
Maybe a Buckey's or whatever it's called in the background somewhere, too? Also, Dollar Generals popping up like magic would explain a lot.
@rickbone39067 ай бұрын
shine of the moon had me in tears
@stanamilanovich39565 ай бұрын
It was a good-un.
@ShotgunJedi6 ай бұрын
"you know... for Dale" was magical. Outstanding work, sir.
@Southern_Crusader7 ай бұрын
Potions class needs to be makin Moonshine. The trailer is bigger on the inside!
@kaylahensley15817 ай бұрын
It would put Snape in a better mood.
@pjlusk77747 ай бұрын
Humorously enough, all the potions in The Witcher are use liquors as a base. So this one might not be that farfetched!
@WinterFrostDragon13476 ай бұрын
Lol, Professor Snape wouldn't be happy that kids in his class are making alcohol but I think he'll look the other way if given a cut of the Moonshine.
@kaylahensley15816 ай бұрын
@@WinterFrostDragon1347 I think he would “confiscate” it all.
@WinterFrostDragon13476 ай бұрын
@@kaylahensley1581, lol true.
@Lorddanielrushton3717 ай бұрын
Matt, this one is the most hilarious knock-off I've seen. "Shine of the Moon"😂
@lizlee62907 ай бұрын
The Piggly Wiggly hat! 😄😄 "Never seen Professor Lockhart and Joel Osteen in the same room." Omg Matt! 😅
@Ecclectic_citcelccE7 ай бұрын
Departo Mosquito is gonna come in handy after this wet winter.
@landonmichelle7 ай бұрын
The magical mind of Matt Mitchell has done it again. Please don't ever stop doing this, you're my favorite person on KZbin 😊
@detranewhouse53417 ай бұрын
Depart-o mosquito was EVERYTHANG!
@brentshepard39257 ай бұрын
Never read a Harry Potter book, never watched a Harry Potter movie. I’m ALL on board for southern Harry Potter!
@deltadaze68367 ай бұрын
I did a couple and never got into it, but I'm right with you here!!! :D
@sabinal177 ай бұрын
You too?😂😂😂😂
@thenovicenovelist7 ай бұрын
I read them, mainly because my professor insisted that I put Hermione Granger in my paper. I can safely say Matt's version is far superior to the books.
@kellygriffin82327 ай бұрын
Y’all are crazy, Harry Potter is the absolute best.
@copperdragon20097 ай бұрын
See, now I wanna see Matt do Southern style D&D.
@bryantsteury89107 ай бұрын
"This feels like a Pac-12 sport" lol, and THAT is why that conference doesn't exist anymore
@dudedude9496 ай бұрын
It’s barely alive in the Palouse and Corvallis!!
@987654321wormy7 ай бұрын
Every good southerner has a magic object to repair things. Its called Duck Tape...😂
@ranuelthebard37517 ай бұрын
Don't forget the magic potion known as WD40
@taetannim35816 ай бұрын
"When is patronus season?" 🤣🤣🤣
@michaelb14787 ай бұрын
That last bit made me choke on my coffee 😂 As an LSU fan that spell would be one of the unforgivable curses. 😂
@flyballpaula6 ай бұрын
Definitely unforgivable!
@cosmicbrambleclawv27 ай бұрын
"I know my house! Waffle House" 😂 I cant
@iamlegend51905 ай бұрын
Dude just earned a subscriber! As a southern black country boy. I love the fact there is are no racial undertones in any videos. The south may seem so "divided" but in reality we all just alike!
@IsaacIKE4 ай бұрын
Amen Brother. Greetings from Georgia!
@pearl6727 ай бұрын
This has to be one your best. Love the change lightning bolt to a 3.
@jimwormmaster7 ай бұрын
I'm from Texas, and I've never heard of putting swiss rolls in the freezer. Now I gotta try it.
@dakotazdonowicz4236 ай бұрын
I'm from Tennessee, and I agree... I'm buying a box when my check comes in lol... I wonder if it'll also work with the Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake rolls...
@jimwormmaster6 ай бұрын
@@dakotazdonowicz423 Couldn't hurt to try!
@forgiven365116 ай бұрын
It's awesome. My dad used to do this.
@nataliestark82432 ай бұрын
You can technically put all sorts of little debbies in the freezer. They actually taste better...
@jimwormmaster2 ай бұрын
@@nataliestark8243 I mean, yeah, you can put anything in the freezer, I just meant like would it work in the sense that it would taste better that way.
@MysticOceanDollies7 ай бұрын
As a recent FSU graduate, that triwizard tournament comment hurt my soul
@coreyeatsdetroit97337 ай бұрын
The cracker barrel game line got me.😂
@LuccaAce6 ай бұрын
"I've never seen Professor Lockhart and Joel Osteen in the same room" - I actually shouted, that has no reason being that funny 💀
@angelicaf.67557 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cackled like a whole fool the entire video!!!! I need this to be your 1st of many and definitely not the last video of the Harry Potter series.
@JessW85117 ай бұрын
“Who is this he who shall not be named? Y’all talking about Jeff Gordon?” 🤣🤣🤣 “Retireo Nick Sabano.” Yes! 😂
@michaelwelborn65767 ай бұрын
You broke my heart with the Florida State comment. 😂
@shanekeenaNYC7 ай бұрын
Gryffindor and Florida State have the same colors.
@CrankyKat41067 ай бұрын
Hurts every time I rewatch this video. I like it better when he picks on the crocs!
@noahnelson22227 ай бұрын
Still hurts and always will
@MysticOceanDollies7 ай бұрын
As a recent FSU graduate, that also hurt my soul
@jeanieabsher89727 ай бұрын
😂😅😂 Matt please do more of this!
@kevinatwell97817 ай бұрын
just gonna say I don't think you can ever top this one, awesome!
@TheSolidSnakeOil7 ай бұрын
omg Lockhart does give off that Joel Olsteen vibe.
@Jessica_Jones7 ай бұрын
"After all, I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at him." Totally lines up 😂
@NewtGrimm087 ай бұрын
Erm, actually, you need a permit to carry your wand!🤓 1:29 LOL😂😂
@stormcry82024 ай бұрын
Thank you for posting about the frozen Swiss Rolls. I've been telling folks to do this for 30 years now, and they always look at me like I've got a lobster crawling outta my ear. They are AMAZING though. The dense cake, and the chocolate that sheets off. I often like to peel/eat the chocolate off first, and then eat the cake part after. :)
@clckc7 ай бұрын
“Go away-o tornado” As a member of the south, I felt this in my soul
@ChelzLovesPeanut5 ай бұрын
Literally had to pull over &wait for the tornado to cross the road before everyone else did on the way to work the other day.
@maryblock6367 ай бұрын
The reference about Professor Lockhart and Joel Osteen never being in the same room... I LOLed all the way from Houston!
@dabear87 ай бұрын
Matt is half way to Hagrid. Ok, a wig might help...
@robtathome7 ай бұрын
That was hilarious!!! The cloak of invisibility- genius!!!
@colt18157 ай бұрын
this needs to be an entire series
@medicwebber30377 ай бұрын
“Go Away-o Tornado!” Oh, God, somebody make that a tee shirt for Tornado Alley!!
@heathermetz65767 ай бұрын
0:50 "I already know which house I'm a member of and that's the Waffle House!"
@silas63287 ай бұрын
The "repairo" bit is what did me in. "Ya'll ain't NEVER gone see me again."
@bobjohnson17107 ай бұрын
You had me going along with you until the "un-retire Nick Saban-oh!" As an LSU fan, let me just say, "let sleeping dogs lie!" That crap will come back to haunt you worse than sushi night at the local bait shop and taco stand!
@sparkplug10186 ай бұрын
Worse then believing the expiration date on a gas station sandwich
@michaelknopp95617 ай бұрын
“When is patronus season?” Greatest line ever.
@whatsoperadoc70507 ай бұрын
One of the best ones you’ve done. “Refill-o Sweet tea-o” got me bad.
@tinaperez73935 ай бұрын
The "Pound" General.😂😂😂 So many good ones in this vid.😂
@adamgoertzen93457 ай бұрын
You are a Southern National treasure, Matt
@tyjohnston85737 ай бұрын
"I didn't know ya'll had a Bass Pro down here." I almost spit up my bourbon through my nose.
@MrClobbertime7 ай бұрын
Reparo. Not just good for fixing ACs but think of all the old classic vehicles rusting away in people's yards that could be restored to mint condition, would never have to buy another car again. Deer stand getting rickety and rotten? Reparo.
@mylindalawson16976 ай бұрын
*slaps truck fender* "Now this ol gal right here, she's a '72, still purrs like a kitten. Got 'er from Uncle Clyde back in '87, and she don't even need WD40 or Bondo, just a lil reparo fix 'er right up."
@unclejimmy77 ай бұрын
Dude, you just blew my mind with the frozen swiss rolls. I've had many room temp swiss rolls, but never frozen. That sounds pleasant.
@marshaburrows87147 ай бұрын
This was amazing. Thank you for something I didn't know I needed.
@THOMAS_VANN7 ай бұрын
i need that anti mosquito spell
@raspherion7 ай бұрын
Voldemort: Im going to kill you- New student: *Snipes Voldemort from the tower in Hogwarts* Yeah, just like hitting a bald deer.
@dmikewilcox7 ай бұрын
That Joel Osteen comment really got me!
@mgr.christophersampson47547 ай бұрын
Professor Lockhart and Joel Osteen! Haha GOLD! PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE HARRY POTTER THEMED VIDEOS.
@AfrodityJones6 ай бұрын
I lost it with the “I don’t need no hat . . . I belong to the Waffle House!” I’m dead!😂😂😂💀💀💀
@ailo4x45 ай бұрын
"cover-oh, smother-oh!!"
@Seafarer647 ай бұрын
Ol' Moldy Wart ain't gonna know what hit him!
@marinazagrai16236 ай бұрын
This was the absolutely funniest clip ever! I had a hard time keeping track of the scenes recreated. I am not a Southerner, or Floridian…my son grew up with the HP movies and books - he started reading at 5 after I bought the books in 2001 (he was 4). Thanks.
@kevincameron84377 ай бұрын
The "Pound General" will be a classic!!
@cannoligrimes60676 ай бұрын
I did not know I needed this this much. I about passed away from laughing so hard at this video. Can you make the full first movie but southern.
@2thomask7 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the video where the americans went to hogwarts and were making napalm and had a 50 cal for the death eaters
@TheOReport19947 ай бұрын
I gotta see that video! Who made it? 🤣
@2thomask7 ай бұрын
@@TheOReport1994 channel called lampleg has a whole compilation
@KaiFuzzybutt7 ай бұрын
"y'all talkin bout Jeff Gordon?" I can't even 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MSinistrari7 ай бұрын
A swiss roll fresh from the freezer is truly a magical thing.
@-AliveFN-6 ай бұрын
Okay the permit for the wand bit killed me 😹🤣☠️
@asanewby42737 ай бұрын
That FSU joke was low😭😭😭.
@Crossword1315 ай бұрын
"Smotherem'~coverem'" freaking slayed me.
@sebbindeschain767 ай бұрын
As someone who grew up Southern Baptist that devil comment was spot on!!!!
@mychalakers21317 ай бұрын
We always appreciate your videos! You’re such a humble person. So glad you split from the “previous group”! Keep em coming sir!
@Jypsie4157 ай бұрын
What?!? When did this happen & why? I wondered why I wasn't seeing any of them popping up in my YT feed... What on earth did I miss?!?🤦🏻♀️
@primealpha25647 ай бұрын
The best vid I have seen in a while thank you for the laughs brother if you make a series of this best believe I am watching it
@Hatakejesi7 ай бұрын
The Cracker Barrel game made laugh so hard... I snorted in the middle of barnes and noble. 😂😅😂