If I Get a Defense % Artifact, I Roll

[@in_jail_out_soon6154]

As soon as I saw the title........*sighs deeply*.......May u rest in pieces dear wallet

[@ArchxAkuma]

such disrespect you should have said wallet-kun

[@maxiwawa]

ah yes in piece and quiet right?

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

Lol, piece, get it.. XD

[@iialexis69]

lmaoo

[@Hikikomoriiiii]

intentional pun?

[@justcomet604]

i decided to play a drinking game and take a shot everytime java said defense percent and ended up in the hospital

[@sivaela_]

what th-

[@wolly52]

bro are u okay

[@vincikeeper1581]

You're joking right?... Right...?

[@memewho5741]

@@vincikeeper1581 yea lmao..... I guess...

[@vincikeeper1581]

@@memewho5741 i love your fischl profile picture

[@alec5481]

Java: casually gets a 40cv Me: wow Java: i'll take it

[@lego6192]

MAN CALLS THIS PIECE "oh thats a decent piece" AND IM OUT HERE FREAKING OUT

[@googlrscholar]

java be THATS DECENT on a 40cv artifact while AMAZING on a 30 crit damage artifact make it make sense

[@mochidomo]

@@googlrscholar fr... i feel like Java and Moga both look at the other two substats to see if a artifact is good or not, which doesnt make sense when 40cv is very hard to upgrade.

[@LesbianImpact]

@@mochidomo fr I rolled 10% crit rate on my CD headpiece, the other 2 rolls went to getting the 4’th sub stat & rolling into HP%. You’d never find me complaining about that (probably because it’s extremely easy to end up at >100% crit rate w/ Ganyu at some point in the rotation, even more if u use 4PC Blizzard but that’s another topic)

[@Zisshhaa1]

Me-Slay Java-Ok

[@feryisthis]

As a Kokomi main, I can confirm Signora cowers in fear while in my presence

[@pmzaii]

I a nilou main love when you join

[@kyllernotkiller]

My luck works in a strange way, I'm lucky in things want to, example: I was trying to get 1 simple clam atk% cup for my Qiqi and in 50 clam cups, I got: 0 atk%, 0 def%, about 5 hp%, the rest were all elemental cups and most of them have crit rate and dmg... Cool but wtf?

[@AFFROBO]

50 cups? How many resin did you spend?

[@kyllernotkiller]

@@AFFROBO I started farming some months ago, and still didn't got it

[@Feyr4]

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE CUPS

[@jocie3512]

same, i've been trying to get a pyro cup on emblem for my xiangling for about a month, and the only thing i've gotten have been good electro cups, and only electro cups.

[@lainverse]

Um... maybe you just don't do this and focus on the other 4 pieces? Usually it's easier to find a decent sands and a hat than a single good cup, so almost all cups in my builds are off-set. I mean, when a decent one drops on-set then that's amazing, but usually that's never the case.

[@user-vt5qg7hj1m]

Let me explain why it's always the last pull: After you get the character you want, you don't keep pulling Especially not if you're low on primos like you were in this video!

[@Derp_Snake]

Thanks for help!

[@chrisjohn1980]

lol this reminds me of that "When did Napoleon die?" joke.

[@literally.]

unless you have no more to pull haha

[@kurodo9926]

@@chrisjohn1980 you mean "in which battle did Napoleon die?" One?

[@introvertedsoul6375]

Ironically, this happen to me, so thx for the explaination.

[@cmool]

Oh no don’t fall into the "if i ___ I roll" stuff... you *will* spend a LOT of money.

[@Kboogenerate]

especially with the state of that account id hate for him to get locked out of it after spending hundreds of dollars

[@blankness8]

@@Kboogenerate Oh no, he fixed that issue. There's a vid a bit back that he posted discussing it.

[@Kboogenerate]

oh he did i must have missed that video oops

[@cmool]

Love to see a video on this account, since we sadly don’t get to see the mighty Raiden Shogun on swords/spells/new mains.

[@underdrow5572]

That being said, Raiden would still be useful on Swords Only Her passive halves the cost of sword and polearm weapon ascension

[@froggy5748]

I think it would be funny if he still counted raiden as a character he can get on swords only and only use her burst when she turns into a sword lmao

[@juglover3000]

Reminds me of how farming for kazuha I got an artifact with em, er, and crit dmg sub stats but the main stat is def so yk emotional damage

[@DetectiveAether]

Rest in peace

[@chloewu6365]

when farming for him I got the perfect artifact but on maidens set :(

[@juglover3000]

@@chloewu6365 me too- I ended up using it anyway for now as an offpiece

[@rinhaitani9385]

@@chloewu6365 same I only got one decent vv piece for my kazuha💀

[@pengui3394]

I'm loving the Kokomi appreciation in the video. She's one of my favorite characters and has made the game so much easier ever since I got her.

[@Eggrch]

That last pull you did is the perfect weapon for Yoimiya :D

[@officerscar]

Over a year of farming the VV domain and I'm convinced EM on set goblets don't exist

[@mariopanghe387]

i got a sands and goblet em on set plus a 80 em flower in just two days of farming

[@sf-uz7yo]

Dont worry if the leaks are correct 3.0 will have more aftifacts strongbox which has VV

[@officerscar]

@@sf-uz7yo Yes, been saving all my trash artifacts for that since I'm gonna need a 3rd dps set for Scaramouche since he's supposed to be anemo according to recent leaks. As an anemo collector he is a must have even tho I don't particularly like him atm. 🙃

[@iammuslim667]

4 star artifacts: am i a joke to you? Edit: YOU WON THE 50 50 7 TIMES???? DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT IS? AND YOU SAY YOU'RE UNLUCKY???

[@Katie-lf8kp]

I've won 9 while trying to lose to qiqi- someone please send me a qiqi right now and i promise to share the "luck"

[@iammuslim667]

@@Katie-lf8kp were they back to back?

[@cmool]

@@Katie-lf8kp can you take my dilucs and give me your luck?

[@Katie-lf8kp]

@@iammuslim667 yep no loses just wins but always 70-85 pity for them

[@Katie-lf8kp]

@@cmool yes please take it away

[@1tzAsh]

The stress I felt during this video was more than it should have been

[@SutarSheetal]

Never hoped for a defense stat so badly. Congratulations on getting Kazuha. 🖤

[@raygionraging2185]

2 hours before the event ended, I did a single pull after clearing abyss and got kazuha… in total around 56 pulls.

[@Josh0204]

i felt this pain it was the last day of the kazuha banner and i was at 75 pity got another pull from daily’s and it was a blue so i swiped the €5 pack and the next pull was him

[@e-diot_]

Meanwhile i did 81 with 1 min left on the banner...it was blue and i was guaranteed after losing to keqing at 70-ish pity the first week of the banner...

[@jasondenzel5389]

That's me when pulling for him and heizou. Right after using all my primos and getting a qiqi, I paid and got both of them in a single 10 pull. yay. T_T

[@argonautnana6054]

Alternative Title: How to get crit stats on your artifacts .....just ask the game to roll into def%

[@darkwitch7402]

You could have used the 5 starglitter after getting Heizou so it wasn't actually the 'last last' pull getting Kazuu

[@SpoopyAce]

10:10 *me, in the husk domain, for 8 months, grinding away for a def% sands and still not having one* 16:06 "decent?" i??? huh??? that's literally 40.4 crit value? that??? that's a really good piece??? is your definition of decent a 4 line that only goes wrong once with still ending up on really good stats?

[@kenjones8756]

Welcome to JavaTheCup The only channel where we’re disappointed to get Crit stat artifacts and happy to get Def% artifacts

[@arikasapphic]

This video made my day, thanks Java

[@docphil9602]

8:14 wouldnt be the worst? thats literally a perfect 3 liner for kazu. substat prio is er> em>attack>crit. and no i will not accept crit kazuha, it is bad. he directly scales off of em, like sucrose, the (very slight) personal damage gain is not nearly as much as you would gain by just investing em/er.

[@straenmusikant7402]

Who cares?

[@cmool]

@@straenmusikant7402 Java, since he just got Kazuha. and possibly kazuha havers who want to build a crit kazuha.

[@straenmusikant7402]

@@cmool No, I mean, building a character outside of the box is encouraged. Behaviour like that of this commenter is bad.

[@Haizou]

I think he was just coping since he didn’t get def%

[@zeiko_oo]

as a critzuha main (C2), respectfully, i disagree. my Kazuha's been built crit for a year, and i've been maining him for a year as well, he always has most kills in abyss and at peak damage per screenshot, 100k+ pyro plunge with a semi-built Benny + Zhongli shield buff + pyro resonance + floor 7, and that was with my vv + glad build, not even a pyro build critzuha is not bad, it's totally viable. if anyone else happens to see this reply and want to build a critzuha, go for it, i promise it's worth

[@weirdling4]

He’s gonna do 100 pulls calling it now

[@HonaTuyu]

Maybe you should do a building shenhe video on this acc? I'd really enjoy that as it's similar to the dedicated episodes to the catalyst characters on books only

[@MadSwedishGamer]

That off-pieece flower with over 20% DEF and low crit rolls is almost exactly what I have on my Noelle.

[@gxldn.retriever]

“Why is it so hard to get def percent artifacts?” Java…. It’s because you want it

[@angelinawang4880]

I always farm in this domain for my Kazuha, and I plan on using him as a support, so, obviously, I need elemental mastery. But the domain decides to ALWAYS give me Crit Rate and Crit Damage…. Maidens Beloved artifacts :’)

[@hirandomperson69]

fr, if i dont get def i will get insane maiden pieces that i will never use

[@angelinawang4880]

@lauren p a i n

[@CutieLydel]

Java! I just want to let you know that I really appreciate you as a creatot and we will always be here to support you! ❤️

[@googlrscholar]

java be THATS DECENT on a 40cv artifact while AMAZING on a 30 crit damage artifact make it make sense

[@feixou]

"why is it so hard to get def% artifacts? said no one ever-" ive been farming for a good husk set for MONTHS and ive only gotten 2 good husk artifacts for itto and theyre a circlet and a flower ☠️

[@mxriaz_]

A new video from Java to watch while lunching!

[@szonihq2608]

Your gonna pull a lot Java, anyways keep up the good content!!

[@KurenIntoHoYoFun]

Java is good at making epic Genshin content!

[@szonihq2608]

@@KurenIntoHoYoFun I know right hes the best in my opinion!

[@bamesjond3993]

Good content as if in this video? Cause it's pretty much the bottom of the barrel.

[@bamesjond3993]

@@ceci--lia never said i hated the guy, i just think this kind of content have lower quality than his other vids.

[@irbas1740]

Java is gonna fall into the trap of spending money Yet I'm glad you now have Kazuha on both SwordsOnly and your Raiden Shogun Account

[@s3bastiannn]

Java in the Raiden account made me love raiden

[@venommc9000]

Java: never lost a 50 50 Me: lost my first 50 50

[@alguien908]

unironically that flower is super good on xinyan

[@-.MimiX.-]

"My unbuilt,terrible Eula" * Casually hits 100k *

[@darkdude1996ify]

Every time I get def% on a physical set, I always immediately think "Ah, Xinyan piece" despite not planning to ever build Xinyan

[@shadow_of_the_spiritwolf5233]

Hey Java, I love your videos and especially your sarcastic humor.💙 The Minecraft reference broke me. Just because I thought the joke was so dump that I actually couldn't hold myself. 😅 Keep on the good work and stay as a lovely and sarcastic of a human (/AI) being as you are.☕️💙 PS: Why is there no normal cup emoji? (and more dps kokomi users)

[@eleanoryaya]

NOW THIS, this is how to torture someone.

[@YummyFluffyWater]

Oh no he’s becoming Paikon

[@LordYoni]

I got Kazuha, 5 pulls later Diluc and then after 2 pulls Yoimiya.

[@Userkiana]

Me having to pull 76 times for yoimiya:

[@bloody4558]

At least you got him, the only thing I got was a Heizou right in the last minute, on my 81st pull. I farmed some more and instantly got a Yoimiya in the very first pull and minute of her banner.

[@shivampatel5587]

Same pity, same banner, 82 wishes, but Mona.

[@velintra]

*currently 3.7* Me: THERES ONLY 4 ARTIFACT STRONGBOXES- oh wait-

[@Small_humon]

You know I really like the idea of this account being challenges like this to get the characters you want on Genshin and then like farming for them or something!

[@marrrra]

your luck (or lack of it, sometimes... most of the time) truly amazes me

[@Chococat.77]

I got klee at pity 33 and I’m soo happy! Now i save for my dream 5* since I started the game hutao:), love this video btw, your voice is so calming!

[@gracekeeling]

Hello fellow new klee haver!

[@trafalgarlawtism]

Congrats on getting Klee and good luck for Hu Tao!

[@Chococat.77]

@@trafalgarlawtism thanks!

[@dem0nic_fl0w58]

Congrats i also got him on th last wish as a f2p on 74pity

[@jonathangebert3006]

Man, I would love to have that crit value for my Eula.

[@clinttube971]

i like random videos like this. its alwasy intersting to see a content creator do a different video and yeah

[@memememelina]

On my main account, I litteraly kill myself, trying to get an artifact that is not def%. Now, on my alt account, I wanted to build Xinyan and none of my artifacts were def%.

[@HuTao1]

Also you're the best KZbinr keep the good work❤❤❤❤

[@octo8ball]

“Everytime you want something, it dissapears.. if you dont want something, it appears.” -my dumbass brain

[@browniesansnoix]

Java *rolls a 40 CV plume* "Yeah it's DEEEcent"

[@attiaaslam1355]

Just saying... He's gonna pull to where he sells his organs.

[@darkwitch7402]

Missed opportunity to say 'And besides Thoma we get... Disappointment'

[@mr.men9ce]

Love seeing the Raiden acc again :)

[@awesomesaucesigma]

Video idea for Yoimiya! Every time you die in a co op domain with randoms ( or viewers) you pull… BUT BUT BUT your team is chosen by a wheel (or live chat if streaming) IF YOU DO IT I WILL WATCH IT ASAP

[@bamesjond3993]

How brain dead can you be to actually enjoy that.

[@straenmusikant7402]

I agree He needs to do something like the cw or bs domain for the challenge. Or Azdaha/Raiden/Signora.

[@sundalosketch4769]

The anxiety i was feeling near the end, i was just holding my breath for a while there!

[@chaotics-b9d]

i would do this but i have no money no money = no primos, and, well, money

[@joeljoseph4736]

I'm sad because you reminded me that i did not get kazuha and now have to wait a year again maybe

[@Wolfinityy]

I lost all my 50/50's so far :( which means I indeed lost my Kazuha and instead I got C1 Jean...Ive had her since the start of the game and shes maxed friendship but GO AWAY WOMAN ;-;...oh well Im saving my Guarantee for Zhongli now. I really want him for my Xiao team since I need a shielder. I have Diona but I cant build her right now as I still have so many characters to build >_< I even somehow got an early artifact for him to, a feather (on set) that has 20.4% hp, 508 Flat Hp (sad but not bad for Zhongli), 14.8% CritDmg, and 4.7% atk

[@Elegy980]

"DEFinatly"

[@cass2589]

always a good day when java uploads

[@libitina975]

I saw this, i clicked ofcourse!

[@Fafne]

Signora's easy *shows Kokomi.* *checks my roster. Not there.* "I'll just get good I guess."

[@wtvsei77]

Excited for the next video where you pull 4 yoi ‼️‼️

[@vicca4671]

"It was worth a shot" said he when he got a bow.

[@KingChaos121]

The one thing I would like for my main account is raiden but I lost my first 50/50 because my friend jinxed me by saying I'll get Jean and I did

[@Itbankrock]

Java: That's still a.... decent... piece... The piece: 40CV b r u h

[@hirandomperson69]

if i were to do this i would probably have to roll like one million times

[@bondyj7331]

java commenting on swapping out characters but they die with 50 ping me with 250 ping: yeah happens alot

[@cikplays7375]

it's still just a game guys don't let Fear Of Missing Out(FOMO) Get to you please spend responsibly he's a content creator don't forget and trust me you'll sleep fine at night even without pulling him or any character

[@nick1181]

Java just casually dancing on us with his 50/50 luck

[@nyanya444]

java i love ur voice so much ohh myy goddd >

[@darkwitch7402]

KOKOMI Kokomi is the natural enemy of Signiora *zooms in on awkward innocent koko face*

[@Юки-г8ф]

14:26 but there was a perfect feather for Eula!

[@vaishnavii513]

Yesss, DEF% lessgoooo - Noone ever except Java

[@MaguireYT]

its ok: mean while its 40 crit value

[@Real33245]

Last pull before i quit genshin was blue thank you i get to stop addiction

[@LaxmiDevi-hc5mt]

yup, I simply love your videos ✨

[@palpadur1112]

the Veridesent Verner set would cause me to have anxiety attacks if i did this challenge. *noooooooooope.*

[@yamschhh1945]

i got kazuha on the last pull too, same goes for zhongli and xiao and i lost the 50/50 at all of thrm

[@river_wentmissing]

You never fail to make me laugh. Slay

[@marcjanna4682]

Mihoyo please just give this man some luck. 80 pity....

[@flowdugie399]

How are your videos always so excitingly down to the wire haha

[@hellogoodsirrr]

omg we literally have basically the same “have fun” account i have raiden kokomi eula kazuha and itto and haven’t lost a single 50/50 yet and got qiqi off of the standard banner lol

[@Frailchip]

I love this game but i cant believe this is what we have left of content

[@Jijuukiix]

4 mins im finally earlyyyyyy also im excited for your next spells episode!! ♡

[@kaedexm]

That team of yours look a lot like mine; Razor(as Raiden), Bennet and Venti(as Kokomi and Eula) and lastly, Kazuka(as Shenhe). Even the lvl's are the same 😭👍

[@jajathenewking6131]

That 5 star was to nerve recking

[@thatnewstreamer6570]

When you want it doesn't come home when you dont it does

[@annieyogirlisdabest4373]

Java I love your vids so much

[@aishasidd]

was i the only one who noticed that he already had a pull when he bought the welkin

[@selkai404]

Anyone else having this glicth when you start watching a video and you can't hear anything and then you refresh and everything is back to normal? Because at first I watched 5 minutes of the clip thinking Java is pulling a prank but I've been looking in the comments and I realised it's a 'me' problem.

[@kaka-gz4qg]

"If I get hp% artifact, I roll" yoimiya version

[@Chile_idk_a_name]

Java does something that no Genshin player would do: want def%

[@Katie-lf8kp]

Javaa this is literally me- i always need to pity a 5* but always win 50/50s even in my alts i just want qiqi hoyoverse please