As soon as I saw the title........*sighs deeply*.......May u rest in pieces dear wallet
@ArchxAkuma2 жыл бұрын
such disrespect you should have said wallet-kun
@maxiwawa2 жыл бұрын
ah yes in piece and quiet right?
@F1ll1nTh3Blanks2 жыл бұрын
Lol, piece, get it.. XD
@iialexis692 жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@Hikikomoriiiii2 жыл бұрын
intentional pun?
@justcomet6042 жыл бұрын
i decided to play a drinking game and take a shot everytime java said defense percent and ended up in the hospital
@sivaela_2 жыл бұрын
what th-
@wolly522 жыл бұрын
bro are u okay
@vincikeeper15812 жыл бұрын
You're joking right?... Right...?
@memewho57412 жыл бұрын
@@vincikeeper1581 yea lmao..... I guess...
@vincikeeper15812 жыл бұрын
@@memewho5741 i love your fischl profile picture
@alec54812 жыл бұрын
Java: casually gets a 40cv Me: wow Java: i'll take it
@lego61922 жыл бұрын
MAN CALLS THIS PIECE "oh thats a decent piece" AND IM OUT HERE FREAKING OUT
@googlrscholar2 жыл бұрын
java be THATS DECENT on a 40cv artifact while AMAZING on a 30 crit damage artifact make it make sense
@mochidomo2 жыл бұрын
@@googlrscholar fr... i feel like Java and Moga both look at the other two substats to see if a artifact is good or not, which doesnt make sense when 40cv is very hard to upgrade.
@LesbianImpact2 жыл бұрын
@@mochidomo fr I rolled 10% crit rate on my CD headpiece, the other 2 rolls went to getting the 4’th sub stat & rolling into HP%. You’d never find me complaining about that (probably because it’s extremely easy to end up at >100% crit rate w/ Ganyu at some point in the rotation, even more if u use 4PC Blizzard but that’s another topic)
@Zisshhaa1 Жыл бұрын
Me-Slay Java-Ok
@feryisthis2 жыл бұрын
As a Kokomi main, I can confirm Signora cowers in fear while in my presence
@pmzaii2 жыл бұрын
I a nilou main love when you join
@user-vt5qg7hj1m2 жыл бұрын
Let me explain why it's always the last pull: After you get the character you want, you don't keep pulling Especially not if you're low on primos like you were in this video!
@Derp_Snake2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for help!
@chrisjohn19802 жыл бұрын
lol this reminds me of that "When did Napoleon die?" joke.
@literally.2 жыл бұрын
unless you have no more to pull haha
@kurodo99262 жыл бұрын
@@chrisjohn1980 you mean "in which battle did Napoleon die?" One?
@introvertedsoul63752 жыл бұрын
Ironically, this happen to me, so thx for the explaination.
@kyllernotkiller2 жыл бұрын
My luck works in a strange way, I'm lucky in things want to, example: I was trying to get 1 simple clam atk% cup for my Qiqi and in 50 clam cups, I got: 0 atk%, 0 def%, about 5 hp%, the rest were all elemental cups and most of them have crit rate and dmg... Cool but wtf?
@AFFROBO2 жыл бұрын
50 cups? How many resin did you spend?
@kyllernotkiller2 жыл бұрын
@@AFFROBO I started farming some months ago, and still didn't got it
@Feyr42 жыл бұрын
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE CUPS
@jocie35122 жыл бұрын
same, i've been trying to get a pyro cup on emblem for my xiangling for about a month, and the only thing i've gotten have been good electro cups, and only electro cups.
@lainverse2 жыл бұрын
Um... maybe you just don't do this and focus on the other 4 pieces? Usually it's easier to find a decent sands and a hat than a single good cup, so almost all cups in my builds are off-set. I mean, when a decent one drops on-set then that's amazing, but usually that's never the case.
@cmool2 жыл бұрын
Oh no don’t fall into the "if i ___ I roll" stuff... you *will* spend a LOT of money.
@Kboogenerate2 жыл бұрын
especially with the state of that account id hate for him to get locked out of it after spending hundreds of dollars
@blankness82 жыл бұрын
@@Kboogenerate Oh no, he fixed that issue. There's a vid a bit back that he posted discussing it.
@Kboogenerate2 жыл бұрын
oh he did i must have missed that video oops
@cmool2 жыл бұрын
Love to see a video on this account, since we sadly don’t get to see the mighty Raiden Shogun on swords/spells/new mains.
@underdrow55722 жыл бұрын
That being said, Raiden would still be useful on Swords Only Her passive halves the cost of sword and polearm weapon ascension
@froggy57482 жыл бұрын
I think it would be funny if he still counted raiden as a character he can get on swords only and only use her burst when she turns into a sword lmao
@Eggrch2 жыл бұрын
That last pull you did is the perfect weapon for Yoimiya :D
@pengui33942 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the Kokomi appreciation in the video. She's one of my favorite characters and has made the game so much easier ever since I got her.
@juglover30002 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of how farming for kazuha I got an artifact with em, er, and crit dmg sub stats but the main stat is def so yk emotional damage
@DetectiveAether2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace
@chloewu63652 жыл бұрын
when farming for him I got the perfect artifact but on maidens set :(
@juglover30002 жыл бұрын
@@chloewu6365 me too- I ended up using it anyway for now as an offpiece
@rinhaitani93852 жыл бұрын
@@chloewu6365 same I only got one decent vv piece for my kazuha💀
@SutarSheetal2 жыл бұрын
Never hoped for a defense stat so badly. Congratulations on getting Kazuha. 🖤
@octo8ball Жыл бұрын
“Everytime you want something, it dissapears.. if you dont want something, it appears.” -my dumbass brain
@officerscar2 жыл бұрын
Over a year of farming the VV domain and I'm convinced EM on set goblets don't exist
@mariopanghe3872 жыл бұрын
i got a sands and goblet em on set plus a 80 em flower in just two days of farming
@sf-uz7yo2 жыл бұрын
Dont worry if the leaks are correct 3.0 will have more aftifacts strongbox which has VV
@officerscar2 жыл бұрын
@@sf-uz7yo Yes, been saving all my trash artifacts for that since I'm gonna need a 3rd dps set for Scaramouche since he's supposed to be anemo according to recent leaks. As an anemo collector he is a must have even tho I don't particularly like him atm. 🙃
@argonautnana60542 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title: How to get crit stats on your artifacts .....just ask the game to roll into def%
@kenjones87562 жыл бұрын
Welcome to JavaTheCup The only channel where we’re disappointed to get Crit stat artifacts and happy to get Def% artifacts
@iammuslim6672 жыл бұрын
4 star artifacts: am i a joke to you? Edit: YOU WON THE 50 50 7 TIMES???? DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT IS? AND YOU SAY YOU'RE UNLUCKY???
@Katie-lf8kp2 жыл бұрын
I've won 9 while trying to lose to qiqi- someone please send me a qiqi right now and i promise to share the "luck"
@iammuslim6672 жыл бұрын
@@Katie-lf8kp were they back to back?
@cmool2 жыл бұрын
@@Katie-lf8kp can you take my dilucs and give me your luck?
@Katie-lf8kp2 жыл бұрын
@@iammuslim667 yep no loses just wins but always 70-85 pity for them
@Katie-lf8kp2 жыл бұрын
@@cmool yes please take it away
@1tzAsh2 жыл бұрын
The stress I felt during this video was more than it should have been
@docphil96022 жыл бұрын
8:14 wouldnt be the worst? thats literally a perfect 3 liner for kazu. substat prio is er> em>attack>crit. and no i will not accept crit kazuha, it is bad. he directly scales off of em, like sucrose, the (very slight) personal damage gain is not nearly as much as you would gain by just investing em/er.
@straenmusikant74022 жыл бұрын
Who cares?
@cmool2 жыл бұрын
@@straenmusikant7402 Java, since he just got Kazuha. and possibly kazuha havers who want to build a crit kazuha.
@straenmusikant74022 жыл бұрын
@@cmool No, I mean, building a character outside of the box is encouraged. Behaviour like that of this commenter is bad.
@Haizou2 жыл бұрын
I think he was just coping since he didn’t get def%
@zeiko_oo2 жыл бұрын
as a critzuha main (C2), respectfully, i disagree. my Kazuha's been built crit for a year, and i've been maining him for a year as well, he always has most kills in abyss and at peak damage per screenshot, 100k+ pyro plunge with a semi-built Benny + Zhongli shield buff + pyro resonance + floor 7, and that was with my vv + glad build, not even a pyro build critzuha is not bad, it's totally viable. if anyone else happens to see this reply and want to build a critzuha, go for it, i promise it's worth
@arikasapphic2 жыл бұрын
This video made my day, thanks Java
@SpoopyAce2 жыл бұрын
10:10 *me, in the husk domain, for 8 months, grinding away for a def% sands and still not having one* 16:06 "decent?" i??? huh??? that's literally 40.4 crit value? that??? that's a really good piece??? is your definition of decent a 4 line that only goes wrong once with still ending up on really good stats?
@Josh02042 жыл бұрын
i felt this pain it was the last day of the kazuha banner and i was at 75 pity got another pull from daily’s and it was a blue so i swiped the €5 pack and the next pull was him
@e-diot_2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile i did 81 with 1 min left on the banner...it was blue and i was guaranteed after losing to keqing at 70-ish pity the first week of the banner...
@jasondenzel53892 жыл бұрын
That's me when pulling for him and heizou. Right after using all my primos and getting a qiqi, I paid and got both of them in a single 10 pull. yay. T_T
@raygionraging21852 жыл бұрын
2 hours before the event ended, I did a single pull after clearing abyss and got kazuha… in total around 56 pulls.
@darkwitch74022 жыл бұрын
You could have used the 5 starglitter after getting Heizou so it wasn't actually the 'last last' pull getting Kazuu
@weirdling42 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna do 100 pulls calling it now
@gxldn.retriever2 жыл бұрын
“Why is it so hard to get def percent artifacts?” Java…. It’s because you want it
@-.MimiX.- Жыл бұрын
"My unbuilt,terrible Eula" * Casually hits 100k *
@marrrra2 жыл бұрын
your luck (or lack of it, sometimes... most of the time) truly amazes me
@CutieLydel2 жыл бұрын
Java! I just want to let you know that I really appreciate you as a creatot and we will always be here to support you! ❤️
@MadSwedishGamer2 жыл бұрын
That off-pieece flower with over 20% DEF and low crit rolls is almost exactly what I have on my Noelle.
@venommc90002 жыл бұрын
Java: never lost a 50 50 Me: lost my first 50 50
@niclai3779 Жыл бұрын
the ten pull "temple" joke had me rolling
@irbas17402 жыл бұрын
Java is gonna fall into the trap of spending money Yet I'm glad you now have Kazuha on both SwordsOnly and your Raiden Shogun Account
@szonihq26082 жыл бұрын
Your gonna pull a lot Java, anyways keep up the good content!!
@KurenIntoHoYoFun2 жыл бұрын
Java is good at making epic Genshin content!
@szonihq26082 жыл бұрын
@@KurenIntoHoYoFun I know right hes the best in my opinion!
@bamesjond39932 жыл бұрын
Good content as if in this video? Cause it's pretty much the bottom of the barrel.
@bamesjond39932 жыл бұрын
@@ceci--lia never said i hated the guy, i just think this kind of content have lower quality than his other vids.
@eleanoryaya2 жыл бұрын
NOW THIS, this is how to torture someone.
@mxvis_02 жыл бұрын
A new video from Java to watch while lunching!
@YummyFluffyWater2 жыл бұрын
Oh no he’s becoming Paikon
@shadow_of_the_spiritwolf52332 жыл бұрын
Hey Java, I love your videos and especially your sarcastic humor.💙 The Minecraft reference broke me. Just because I thought the joke was so dump that I actually couldn't hold myself. 😅 Keep on the good work and stay as a lovely and sarcastic of a human (/AI) being as you are.☕️💙 PS: Why is there no normal cup emoji? (and more dps kokomi users)
@googlrscholar2 жыл бұрын
java be THATS DECENT on a 40cv artifact while AMAZING on a 30 crit damage artifact make it make sense
@Chococat.772 жыл бұрын
I got klee at pity 33 and I’m soo happy! Now i save for my dream 5* since I started the game hutao:), love this video btw, your voice is so calming!
@gracekeeling2 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow new klee haver!
@trafalgarlawtism2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on getting Klee and good luck for Hu Tao!
@Chococat.772 жыл бұрын
@@trafalgarlawtism thanks!
@HonaTuyu2 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should do a building shenhe video on this acc? I'd really enjoy that as it's similar to the dedicated episodes to the catalyst characters on books only
@angelinawang48802 жыл бұрын
I always farm in this domain for my Kazuha, and I plan on using him as a support, so, obviously, I need elemental mastery. But the domain decides to ALWAYS give me Crit Rate and Crit Damage…. Maidens Beloved artifacts :’)
@hirandomperson692 жыл бұрын
fr, if i dont get def i will get insane maiden pieces that i will never use
@angelinawang48802 жыл бұрын
@lauren p a i n
@darkdude1996ify2 жыл бұрын
Every time I get def% on a physical set, I always immediately think "Ah, Xinyan piece" despite not planning to ever build Xinyan
@bloody45582 жыл бұрын
At least you got him, the only thing I got was a Heizou right in the last minute, on my 81st pull. I farmed some more and instantly got a Yoimiya in the very first pull and minute of her banner.
@vicca46712 жыл бұрын
"It was worth a shot" said he when he got a bow.
@browniesansnoix2 жыл бұрын
Java *rolls a 40 CV plume* "Yeah it's DEEEcent"
@darkwitch74022 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to say 'And besides Thoma we get... Disappointment'
@alguien9082 жыл бұрын
unironically that flower is super good on xinyan
@Small_humon2 жыл бұрын
You know I really like the idea of this account being challenges like this to get the characters you want on Genshin and then like farming for them or something!
@darkwitch74022 жыл бұрын
KOKOMI Kokomi is the natural enemy of Signiora *zooms in on awkward innocent koko face*
@nick11812 жыл бұрын
Java just casually dancing on us with his 50/50 luck
@Itbankrock2 жыл бұрын
Java: That's still a.... decent... piece... The piece: 40CV b r u h
@feixou2 жыл бұрын
"why is it so hard to get def% artifacts? said no one ever-" ive been farming for a good husk set for MONTHS and ive only gotten 2 good husk artifacts for itto and theyre a circlet and a flower ☠️
@memememelina2 жыл бұрын
On my main account, I litteraly kill myself, trying to get an artifact that is not def%. Now, on my alt account, I wanted to build Xinyan and none of my artifacts were def%.
@velintra Жыл бұрын
*currently 3.7* Me: THERES ONLY 4 ARTIFACT STRONGBOXES- oh wait-
@dem0nic_fl0w582 жыл бұрын
Congrats i also got him on th last wish as a f2p on 74pity
@HuTao1 Жыл бұрын
Also you're the best KZbinr keep the good work❤❤❤❤
@sundalosketch47692 жыл бұрын
The anxiety i was feeling near the end, i was just holding my breath for a while there!
@Elegy9802 жыл бұрын
"DEFinatly"
@cuvntfacexoxo2 жыл бұрын
Love seeing the Raiden acc again :)
@clinttube9712 жыл бұрын
i like random videos like this. its alwasy intersting to see a content creator do a different video and yeah
I love this game but i cant believe this is what we have left of content
@shivampatel55872 жыл бұрын
Same pity, same banner, 82 wishes, but Mona.
@coltondraws65662 жыл бұрын
so Raiden is the scary purple women that sweeps everything for me whenever a high level joins my world
@cass25892 жыл бұрын
always a good day when java uploads
@aarushigiri82162 жыл бұрын
I can feel the desperate aura through the screen
@Jijuukiix2 жыл бұрын
4 mins im finally earlyyyyyy also im excited for your next spells episode!! ♡
@hirandomperson692 жыл бұрын
if i were to do this i would probably have to roll like one million times
@kaka-gz4qg2 жыл бұрын
"If I get hp% artifact, I roll" yoimiya version
@Fafne2 жыл бұрын
Signora's easy *shows Kokomi.* *checks my roster. Not there.* "I'll just get good I guess."
@Isla_Bleckerrr2 жыл бұрын
Java does something that no Genshin player would do: want def%
@libitina9752 жыл бұрын
I saw this, i clicked ofcourse!
@jajathenewking61312 жыл бұрын
That 5 star was to nerve recking
@bai_sa2 жыл бұрын
Java: gets a 40cv piece Also Java: thats a decend piece
@plutoisaplanet_2 жыл бұрын
oh no.. he's fallen down the rabbit hole
@river_wentmissing2 жыл бұрын
You never fail to make me laugh. Slay
@thatnewstreamer65702 жыл бұрын
When you want it doesn't come home when you dont it does
@reireiichi89802 жыл бұрын
This was sooooo painful to watch but at least you got kazu! congrats
@nyanya4442 жыл бұрын
java i love ur voice so much ohh myy goddd >
@selkai4042 жыл бұрын
Anyone else having this glicth when you start watching a video and you can't hear anything and then you refresh and everything is back to normal? Because at first I watched 5 minutes of the clip thinking Java is pulling a prank but I've been looking in the comments and I realised it's a 'me' problem.
@wave70902 жыл бұрын
As a Kazuha main I was overjoyed to see Java get a Kazuha
@flowdugie3992 жыл бұрын
How are your videos always so excitingly down to the wire haha
@wtvsei772 жыл бұрын
Excited for the next video where you pull 4 yoi ‼️‼️
@joeljoseph47362 жыл бұрын
I'm sad because you reminded me that i did not get kazuha and now have to wait a year again maybe
@LordYoni2 жыл бұрын
I got Kazuha, 5 pulls later Diluc and then after 2 pulls Yoimiya.
@Userkiana2 жыл бұрын
Me having to pull 76 times for yoimiya:
@ihtisyamhasan31282 жыл бұрын
Very relatable pull -wait nevermind u won the 50/50
@BingBongWitch2 жыл бұрын
The ten pull "temple" joke got me cackling
@evaxie96282 жыл бұрын
I think this speaks for all of us: "I'm not addicted"
@vaishnavii5132 жыл бұрын
Yesss, DEF% lessgoooo - Noone ever except Java
@Alisha-tg4sd2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen anyone who are happy to lose
@lovelicky2 жыл бұрын
the low ass rolls on that flower are killing me😭😭
@annieyogirlisdabest43732 жыл бұрын
Java I love your vids so much
@bondyj73312 жыл бұрын
java commenting on swapping out characters but they die with 50 ping me with 250 ping: yeah happens alot
@LaxmiDevi-hc5mt2 жыл бұрын
yup, I simply love your videos ✨
@hellogoodsirrr2 жыл бұрын
omg we literally have basically the same “have fun” account i have raiden kokomi eula kazuha and itto and haven’t lost a single 50/50 yet and got qiqi off of the standard banner lol
@praevidens2 жыл бұрын
KZbin sent me your video notification 43 mins late. Im suing.
@kitarramezaza2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes more Java pulling that makes my day
@J.sh_CDN2 жыл бұрын
The lack of defence percent has me thinking this is the best grind you have ever ever done
@aishasidd2 жыл бұрын
was i the only one who noticed that he already had a pull when he bought the welkin