My Main AND Wallet are Crying [Genshin Impact]

[@chillyruse]

19:22 "She's the shield hero of Genshin" Meanwhile: _Zhongli crying in a corner_

[@itsdarkhere]

Oh come on, it's "shield hero of genjin " not genshin , those are definitely two different things

[@ZimtPorridge]

I had the feeling that he wanted to say "Captain America" and totally forgot what he was called.

[@TheFaceless999]

@@ZimtPorridge The shield hero is a reference to an anime character. (Anime: Rising of the shield hero.)

[@LilCinnamonRoll2006]

@@TheFaceless999 I hate that princess. She makes my blood boil

[@elizaexult]

@@itsdarkhere aaaaaaaa

[@ZimtPorridge]

Java making frog noises through the tedious event dialogue is everything.

[@kellysmith3256]

Yeah it's really funny

[@Dusti_buns]

It was the party popper that gave you that insane luck with Candace lol

[@loif93]

NEVER sacrifice Qiqi, it just makes your luck worse

[@venstellar]

yeah sacrifice bennett instead

[@jqmsie]

Ikrrr

[@yurifromfinland]

@@venstellar nah pull with him in your team: my bad luck + his bad luck = good luck🥴

[@dankpepe7147]

YES, i learned that the hard way

[@NotAPenguin81]

Learned that the hard way I did that when I got qiqi for the 1st time and now I got c2

[@imsojuliaa]

Whenever i have a bad day I go ahead and watch Java Whether it’s an old or new video, I laugh every single time 😭💞

[@remi5900]

I agree!

[@moortadella]

fr:)

[@mayarlis]

As accidental (but happy) Cyno haver... Welcome to scarab hell trying to ascend him for free wish.

[@НадеждаГлебова-м6х]

But u get 3 scarabs from char trial. So, if only for free wish, then no struggles.

[@GoncaloDCa]

@@НадеждаГлебова-м6х but there's more than 1 wish per character

[@НадеждаГлебова-м6х]

@@GoncaloDCa There sure more, but getting a chara further will be huge resource loss. There are boss mats, mob mats and purple books.

[@НадеждаГлебова-м6х]

@@GoncaloDCa But, if a person is a happy Cyno haver, I guess, they won’t regret spending resources.

[@alexanderb651]

Its a pain. Even using interactive map

[@someperson1726]

Me seeing Java’s Kazuha hit 40k plunge attack damage Me a Xiao main: I hereby announce that Java’s Kazuha is the superior plunge attacker.

[@Pixelat1on]

im not much of a xiao main, but i announce this with you because *my xiao’s damage sucks*

[@DandelionBunn]

As a xiao main who has xiao triple crowned…. Yeah most mines done phys is 21k but maybe on a phys build he could match that?

[@kat_8340]

I feel this on another level but I guess my wallet is fine since I’m f2p

[@eddy_mond6181]

Is it just me or does it make your day whenever Java uploads?

[@electriickiitty]

FR I LOVE IT

[@lumi1253]

Same

[@manwhaaddict7583]

Absolutely

[@Dendro_cat]

YES

[@AceTheWeirdo324]

Yes

[@DemonicRobots]

Losing 50/50 for the first time to Qiqi is so accurate

[@loredanarosimodesti4799]

It happened to me too after almost two years without her I "finally" got her. I thought that I would never get her......! Ho well now I'm cursed as everybody else.

[@untildark6722]

​@@loredanarosimodesti4799 I lost my first 50/50 to Qiqi, 90 pity

[@emalolask]

fr, i lost my first (and only rn) 50/50 to qiqi too

[@ryry..]

im ar 59 and ive never lost my 50/50 to qiqi 🤭

[@sylniaBAB]

Qiqi is my first 5* in standard banner so I guess I didn't lose 50/50 to her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@yanaturlich6038]

One of my teams is Venti plus three catalysts. Hold Venti's skill, then do plunging attacks. That's a budget Xiao for ya

[@verrrrrr.]

Adepti sucrose

[@afraid2letgo]

not sure if that's budget xD

[@not_ant655]

yeah sure "budget" definitely didn't take me 160 pulls for venti but only 50 pulls for xiao, definitely

[@yanaturlich6038]

@@afraid2letgo well yeah xD

[@yanaturlich6038]

@@not_ant655 I have a pretty similar situation actually. 122 wishes on Venti and 66 on Xiao Sorry to hear your situation tho, that's just sad

[@RinneyRin]

I just started and finished the charity stall part of the event, and the way Java does it is so relatable lmao like wtf am I doing but it worked

[@fuyusan]

"we got two candi on the last pull" yes. i love that he made a plural word for Candace.

[@Tea7ay]

"C4, hope she doesn't explode" Made me laugh more than it should have. And you say u not funny Java XD

[@abdurehmanmalik2980]

5:09 "Candi" This is too much

[@zahirasahar9491]

I remember the hunt for the perfect circle too well during the stream, the satisfaction I got after witnessing it

[@zahirasahar9491]

@@shelf4287 You are a legend lmao, that what? 45 minutes? It was golden

[@berrynickt.2586]

the new party popper thing makes me go "YIPPEE" every time i see it

[@05TE]

Oh, so when I pull for Candace I get Venti, Cyno AND Qiqi before I get ONE Candace. But when Java pulls for Candace he gets two from the first 10-pull. I see how it is.

[@issy_st4rs]

Me when Java posts: Drops everything I'm doing and runs to watch

[@The_ZZMJ]

“Take that Xiao mains” bout to end this mans whole career

[@YuriYeag3r]

Its always one of the best feelings when I see a new upload of Java

[@DeniBoo]

In my like 2 years on Genshin... This banner was when I lost my first ever 50/50... Then I got the tone-deaf-bard in ~30 wishes, so I guess that's good.

[@sagemiracle2674]

Bro was so happy with his c6 Candace that he didn't even look at his 5*

[@SweetDragoncandy]

Java you are so sweet, I would feel safe and comfortable standing in the corner of a party with you while not talking

[@umaf.8468]

I was at very very early pity and had no guaranteed but after watching this video I did a few single pulls for at least one candace and ended up getting a candace AND A CYNO TOO omg java thank u for ur luck I have never been this lucky

[@glam4663]

Qiqi lost her way to swords only and came to your main instead

[@mmmmmirage305]

R.I.P. Java’s wallet

[@OoAlisoO]

I watched all the stream but I'll probably watch it again because this video made me remember how much fun I had yesterday. Thank you Java, you're always very entertaining 🐸 and I'm sorry for your 180 dollars loss💸

[@Hxrumizx]

Why am i the happiest person when Java uploads?

[@yin-yang2292]

samee

[@yunqpr]

Who's the happiest?

[@ganatr237]

I was watching the stream for 5 hours and now watching the video to remember the highlights

[@demi.roseee]

I was waiting for this all week. Just clicked I hope you get lucky!

[@huggsvilleremade2608]

honestly not gonna lie i like these videos because they are something i can look at every now and then and not be to out of the loop because my mind also acts like tis

[@choty7066]

That soundboard was perfect

[@alora.faye_cos]

It always makes my day when u upload Java keep up the great work!^^

[@callmeravenlee1972]

… killing Qiqi didn’t do much she’s already dead you can’t escape her

[@accanna]

13:47 as a Xiao main, i took that personally.

[@bradentheidiot7410]

You can spam the party popper. Once you launch the glitter what-ever open the gadgets or inventory whatever then wait for the cooldown to end then repeat

[@valenperez7062]

the frog sounds give me chills 💀

[@itz_l31l49]

"I've never lost a 50/50 on this account" - Java 2020-2022

[@XHSXH]

YES YES YES THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME.. WALLET POWER

[@lunaris8393]

I’m pulling for venti because he was the first 5 star banner I got (and lost 50/50 to)

[@miyomeowmeow]

how did your venti pulls went?

[@Chillyy1231]

I hope u get him

[@metal9076]

My first 5 star that I lost to 50/50, I was a new player too so when I got venti, I killed him 5 times a day for inflicting me pain and suffering, I give it back

[@lunaris8393]

UPDATE: I GOT HIM!!!!

[@maliha0001]

@@lunaris8393 congrats!! I wanted to get his cons but my primos and wallet say otherwise 🤣

[@Jrvice-hi4yy]

The “soundboard” bit was quality content

[@woopityscoop2863]

If someone talking to you is like encountering a Dark Souls boss, I think you may have crossed into the territory of social anxiety.

[@YuTopian]

really good commentary in this video! Great entertainment for my dinner tonight /gen

[@_rosalyn]

When you actually want Qiqi but never get her:

[@myhandlesakura]

You literally streamed this yesterday I was there! Omg how do you edit so fast??? LOVE YOUR ENERGY AND VIDEOS BTW

[@luukthegamer]

1:24 HEY THATS ME

[@taoyui]

HAHAHAHAHAHA WHEN JAVA STARTED MAKING THE “eugh” SOUNDS I LITERALLY STARTED DYING

[@dainn55]

Finally.I was waiting for that video,and now that's its out,I'm really excited to watch it!

[@meptune0335]

I accidentally got cyno when saving for nahida and now I am in deep pain and suffering. I genuinely don’t want cyno

[@escha6790]

SAME

[@vengeancewillbemine2104]

dont bother to pull on first place if u want to save..

[@miawmiawmiawmi]

@@vengeancewillbemine2104 they probably wanted a four star on the banner, chill

[@vengeancewillbemine2104]

@@miawmiawmiawmi the thing is, the way to get ur wanted 4* is harder than ur wanted 5*.. its much better to pull on 5* character banner that u want..

[@Axterix13]

Well, that depends on how much you want the four star. That said, there is nothing accidental about getting a five star when pulling on their banner. One clicks that button on purpose, therefore, one decided to risk one's pity (there's no such thing as building pity, only risking that which one already has). So, for that reason, one should always be mindful of just how much they want a given four star (especially since there is no guarantee), where they are at pity-wise, how fine they are with getting the featured five star, and how much one wants the upcoming five stars. After all, four stars come around faster than five stars, and you can always get lucky with a non-featured pull on subsequent banners.

[@iymimi]

Java you are my favorite favorite content creator. I am so excited for this upload (~Kagome)

[@melouch9895]

3:31 omg seeing the stream comments after lyney and lynette have been out for some time is so funny 😭 bro predicted it

[@kunikuSUSHI420]

as a xiao main i was deeply offended yet deeply amused

[@AliSha-wk6hc]

Java buying genesis crystal Meanwhile hoyoverse: thank you for your purchase here is your 2 Candace

[@NamiiWavee]

Would've liked to see Java with Tuonto and the others ngl

[@festivereprise]

i love how you talk about your grandparents it looks like you're really close to them 💕

[@q-sxz]

keep up the good work Java!!

[@bashoon5472]

I always look forward on watching Java’s new video!

[@Benwut]

The guy who was at the party sounds like every Australian Vietnam Veteran I have ever met

[@EuropeanToast]

Hey Java I remember when you just hit 50k subscribes and look at you now You’re almost gonna hit 200k !!!!🥳🥳🥳 When you upload It makes me happy! Keep it up with the great work ❤

[@loredanarosimodesti4799]

Your's videos are so relaxing! Or it could be your voice, but I like it!

[@elknolasshrineofraja3966]

🌸❤️I must also utter “what a gem of a channel, instant subscription”!❤️🌸

[@akshatjain4219]

I feel for you Java, I also have that grandfather's friend.

[@starsreachshreya2017]

15:11 He sounded so sad when he said he didnt have a sound board set up no im sad now😭😭😭😭😭

[@kitten3262]

YESS IM EARLY. I checked an hour ago for a video and was sad when i didnt see one so this is PERFECT TIMING!

[@uwiki2426]

omgggggg the outro music vibes are just perfection

[@notraidenshogun8324]

bruh... dude... idk why you're so underrated AI JavaTheCup TuT I've been watching u from before u changed to this channel's name (usually i forget things like these but idk why i remember you changed the name XD) and back then i always though how fun it would be if you dropped more content coz ur quality is so polished! ur style is not everyone's ~cup of tea ehe.. but seriously, you make my life better by 0.769% everytime u upload a video. You truly deserve all love and respect and You're awesome!!! This video made me laugh harder than ur other videos.. maybe coz of the frogs GRRRRRRRRRRE(?) XDD

[@sam-is-sleeping]

what i find funny, is that me and javas first 50/50 lost was on cynos banner (tho i got diluc c1 instead)

[@londyn1822]

I've been waiting for this!❤

[@ashen._.the.walmart.reject6914]

If I met that guy I would just chill get some coffee and talk with him I'm kinda a introvert aswell but that would make my day

[@quacktionary]

LOL i was laughing sm at your luck for candace cuz its just so insane?????

[@4KATSU333]

15:24 "What kind of music do you listen to?" Its complicated y'know

[@KIRAN0THER4]

“HOW’S THAT GOIN’?” I’m litteraly laughing

[@sunlvrday]

Finally it came out after I've been waiting for forever lmao

[@afterastarstruck]

I like when you dont do all the pulls one after the other

[@Axterix13]

Yeah, pulls are generally boring. Heck, I pretty much don't watch any other content creator's pull videos for that reason.

[@uboaappears]

The new Genshin pet matches your vtuber's colour scheme so perfectly! Also you are funny, can confirm. Your videos brighten my days 💙

[@Luwumine]

"Take that Xiao mains" Zy0x entered the chat "So you've chosen death?"

[@m.ika.03]

Am I the only one who finds his model jamming out to his soundboard adorable-? 😂

[@m.ika.03]

15:19

[@elknolasshrineofraja3966]

🌸😹It is quite the endeavor to undertake and thus this shall be a most intriguing upload!😹🌸

[@illyam_4]

"i cannot believe I'm about to spend 180$", fast forward to now 😂

[@hggffutgfd]

My aunt hired an Elvis impersonator for my grandmother's 80th birthday. Honestly wasn't that bad tbh. He could sing well and danced pretty good too. Grandma was confused but enjoyed herself lol

[@sevenofblades2041]

his c6 candace is like my c0 shinobu. so much money. unwanted 5 stars, unwanted struggle

[@lilali9797]

That is the best soundboard of all time

[@ameliatownsend5966]

You guys can relate while I don't have no money to spend on Genshin only relating on my main is crying because I'm abandoning her, and my alt acc because I've been having burnout.

[@aarushigiri8216]

I pulled 60 times all for ONE CANDACE but I got NOTHING Just a lot of sayus and kuki but not even ONE candace

[@manwhatsgoingon6041]

Coming for Mika on a sunday morning?? 😭 Qiqi is the consequence of that.

[@luisjohnbruh9461]

I just want to advance Congratulate Java for reaching 200k subs (8000 more to go).

[@KingChaos121]

It's okay java I got Mona as my first on standard and event banner (it was on itto btw)

[@wizzy3532]

Me: Skips a little throught the video Also me: Lands on 3:36 Honestly scared the crap out of me, i was not prepared

[@skbvlslovesfischls]

I'm quite early and I am happy now that you have uploaded

[@m0mo..]

Lets help Java the honorary knight earn back that money

[@m0mo..]

watching 2 three minute ads even though I could skip Wish you get those 180 dollars back Java :D

[@vlv..]

Voltyea’s wallet is crying -100k

[@blossomplays8828]

my fav line of java is definitely "here's the deal"

[@seco2362]

13:36 This is the moment he realized… Budget xiao

[@Zee.d]

SO YOU'RE THE ONE TAKING MY SAYUS! I'VE VEEN GETTING EVERYTHING OTHER THAN HER

[@rainspectre]

This was a really fun video, I enjoyed it :)

[@tibbs2499]

His frog soundboard is so cute 🐸🐸

[@kazooquokka]

good luck collecting scarabs!! you'll need it :D

[@kkkobenrile44829]

Ah yes the pain of collecting those lil shits even tho I never wanted Cyno

[@galaxthing2590]

wow the AI uploads a video about his technical wallet

[@kianafang]

I was in the live but I feel asleep before this happened happy I finally get to see it