If I take damage, all mobs duplicate. ft Smallant (TTS off today) (VOD)

[@spacemantiss]

"Doug is my name but you can call me DougDoug for short." I'm gonna love this.

[@SeenAGreatLight]

10:33 for all y'all that want to see it. Beautifully subtle comedy gold. XD

[@spacemantiss]

@@SeenAGreatLight I love that SmallAnt didn't even mention it iirc.

[@senseiwu7814]

when are you gonna love it?

[@spacemantiss]

@@senseiwu7814 I posted this as I was watching it, so I hadn't seen the whole thing.

[@senseiwu7814]

@@spacemantiss That’s a stupid question, I don’t know because it depends on your perspective. The salient thing here is that it was a joke. Since it was a joke and the ethics of mockery is a curious thing, it was

[@gamerdude491]

Ant: "I wonder if we could create a hyper efficient sheep farm where we light one on fire and duplicate them infinitely so we could have unlimited mutton..." Douglas: "... how do you make sticks?"

[@chickengaming4344]

Both of those are parts of minecraft you can not avoid

[@vulth9907]

@@chickengaming4344 unrelated but i'm somehow able to duplicate your comment, you are now the entire comment section for a single person

[@chickengaming4344]

@@vulth9907 i am unending. I shall never die or be forgotten. I will see the start and end of every universe that can exist. All thanks to you. Which makes you pretty cool.

[@kitten2612]

@@vulth9907 yeah, youtube does this for osme reason

[@Burner-B]

"..... Oh." Someone hasn't watched much DD I see

[@The-EJ-Factor]

20:55 “I have maybe the best money a computer could buy” -SmallAnt 2022

[@LORDCOW]

*laughs in NASA PC*

[@Oliver-kv4lt]

@@LORDCOW NASA pc is the best computer money can buy , not the best money computer can buy

[@manuxx3543]

I mean he's not wrong, his pc is making him money lol

[@explodingkir-pik]

I can’t believe that Doug went strait for the birch at this moment

[@Axeeco]

So Ant went from streamer to PC seller in one phrase

[@riptidev10]

2:17:20 >Has 6 stacks of cooked pork >Eats raw chicken

[@Sithisine]

He has reasons. They may not be good reasons, but reasons nevertheless

[@Raptor-tooth]

Also around 55:00 where he is frantically digging dirt to stack up three.... with a full 64 stack of dirt in his inventory.

[@riptidev10]

@@Raptor-tooth it's like he depersonalized for the whole stream

[@Wertsir]

Did you expect any different from someone who bites into raw decorative pumpkins for fun, and chugs olive oil?

[@okaysurefinewhatever]

It ain't kosher/halal

[@justinmower1437]

This whole mod is an example of how crazy an exponential graft gets and it’s great. For anyone wondering, they would only need to be hit 11 times to make a single mob multiply to 1,000.

[@linkboy]

It’s absolutely beautiful

[@okkoheinio5139]

graft?

[@gigaprofisi]

@@okkoheinio5139they might have meant graph but misspelled it in a way that autocorrect couldn't understand it

[@okkoheinio5139]

@@gigaprofisi graph doesn't make sense in that context. He's talking about exponential grow... th... I think he mispelled growth

[@Igel69]

@@okkoheinio5139 holy shit yes this is it

[@humanperson6372]

The llama arriving while doug’s out of the room, walking right up to the camera, and then walking offscreen right before he comes back is so funny to me

[@orangemonks894]

WHEEEN

[@bastianbohner8667]

​@@orangemonks894 At 1:19:55

[@InsanePigeon]

2:31:30, smallant demonstrates his magic by turning porkchops into a pig.

[@regigigaswithpants]

wait what? how he do that

[@thirdsuns]

This is insanely funny

[@vivianlessthan3]

@@regigigaswithpants 4 months late but the pig left the nether the same time the pork entered the nether

[@jatoxo]

@@regigigaswithpants The nether wasn't loaded, but when you throw an item into it, the chunks around the portal will become loaded for some time, allowing the pig to be teleported back

[@clavatFE]

1:00:55 doug casually jumping over a ghast fireball 2:14:11 doug blocks a blaze shot without looking

[@theveryaveragegamer9865]

He is the best minecrafter

[@Unkindpigeon.]

"I need to punish the people who sleep to my stream more" I literally put this on for that purpose now i'm on edge thinking you're going to put some scream.

[@msihcs8171]

I was waiting for the Laundry alarm

[@ahernplays2239]

Naw baby throwing up sound would be way worse.

[@monsoonsheep]

I love how every time someone new came in and asked "how'd they get so many diamonds", the rest of chat just went "they found a huge vein of diamonds" like spreading even more confusion lol

[@darkyuraptor3315]

What do you mean? Smant found the largest vein of Diamonds ever. He'd have been given the world record for it, but, since their run was modded, he wasn't.

[@kieranc747]

It's so surreal listening to Doug talking about Peggle all the time- My stepfather at the time was employed at Popcap games for a lot of my childhood, and we got games like Insanaquarium Deluxe early, and Peggle was one of those games, I fondly remember it, and it's really not one of those things I ever expected to see have a resurgence. I definitely think of all of Popcap's library, Peggle is the best game they produced though. *Pure* dopamine.

[@yungfrenzy5321]

You forget PvZ

[@kieranc747]

@@yungfrenzy5321 Plants vs. Zombies is pretty good, but I don't think it's better than Peggle!

[@yungfrenzy5321]

@@kieranc747 It might just be me being nostalgic, you're probably right

[@notchs0son]

Bro I have insane aquarium deluxe on steam because I had it as a disk game once I believe, it’s a prominent screen protector for me, 😂

[@ApexBrachydios]

If I was a billionaire, the first thing I would do is buy popcap from ea and give those games sequels they deserve

[@ryoon2k]

Leaving doug alone is like leaving a child alone. Leave him alone for 5 minutes and he will duplicate eggs and get almost killed by spiders while doing so

[@digdug2507]

Average Australian child:

[@MrsLana92]

Doug continually ALMOST looking an enderman in the face giving me anxiety lmaooo

[@SonaLovesick]

this is one of my favorite streams ever please make this into a vid. it would be amazing. the potential for a storyline where you describe it like your a narrator on a WW2 documentary is insane

[@Axeeco]

Guess it didnt happen...

[@gdlpe05]

@@Axeeco vids take a while. I watched the mario odyssey hud elements vod like 4 months before the video came out

[@lajsa8160]

"It said all ages, and I'm an age"

[@destinyvoltaire]

The point at 3:38:57 where Doug literally can't land because there are so many dragons is incredible.

[@TBH_Inc]

Ya, I’ve seen a lot of stuff in Minecraft, but that’s something I’ve never seen before. Didn’t know dragons can relaunch you without you taking fall damage, pretty cool!

[@InsanePigeon]

spoilers man

[@destinyvoltaire]

@@InsanePigeon Okay, so to be clear, you read the comment, up to the part where I literally put a time stamp, and continued reading despite not being at that point in the video yet? I think this one is on you.

[@InsanePigeon]

@@destinyvoltaire no I was skim reading comments and realised too late what I read was about the end of the video.

[@Vikt-vg8nz]

@@InsanePigeon if you don't want to spoil the video then don't read its comments...

[@SeenAGreatLight]

"This is a hat for a big, strong, adult man." *Doug, don't say it.* "With a slightly above-average-sized--" *DANG IT DOUG*

[@Dinoman972]

I love how badly SmallAnt's army of dogs backfired in the end, especially the fact that he forgot that dogs can't even dive underwater so they were completely useless against the drowned.

[@dimensionalremi]

doug having 73 chests in his inventory and choosing to throw all of his stuff on the ground is so unbelievably funny to me

[@MomentOfTotality]

3:22:11 "Yeah I got all our stuff..." says DougDoug, after letting all of SmallAnt's armor despawn because he overthought the problem of putting stuff in the chest.

[@awkwardspyglass7287]

20:55 “I have maybe the best money computer can buy” my favourite quote

[@onlyone8331]

I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@notasandwich2080]

to summarize this stream: *I think we gotta move our base*

[@yuki97kira]

"we start wars wherever we go"

[@toadallysophie]

Doug's inventory management is INFURIATING I'm sorry 😂

[@ianweech]

"Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food" That's the best thing I've read all year.

[@78wurrtrat]

Gameplay starts at 9:02

[@jeffreymoulend9099]

Thx

[@kip9793]

Ty

[@AmbientClassical]

The man!

[@coldspade1590]

i really liked the part where doug and smallant became war profiteers

[@SecondBestArtMuseum]

"Best money computer can buy," Shit, must've been a good computer.

[@8BitLego]

if you think about it, that just means it costs a lot to sell.

[@TheGyrocop]

"Best money computer can buy" sounds like a slogan for cryptocurrency.

[@buettarrr]

the duality of chat: "TOS" "PANTS OFF STREAM??"

[@Nick-rs5if]

😂

[@IcyLucario]

2:35:43 The moment Ant asked if Doug knew any sea shanties I flashed back to when my friends and I went as pirates for Halloween and we learned a few shanties to sing. I was playing a lot of AC: Black Flag at the time and Leave Her Johnny was my favorite and was the one we sung that most. When Doug immediately played Leave Her Johnny (the one from AC:Black Flag no less) I did a real-life pog face.

[@InsanePigeon]

my mind keeps seeing Animal Crossing: Black Flag

[@danielvandersloot543]

@@InsanePigeon Aircon did it first

[@RebelHound]

doug not eating the steak for so long made me yell at my screen like an old man 💀

[@michaeltheaegis]

Exponentially increasing sheep is a scary notion for a man with 4GB of RAM.

[@garrettreven5144]

43:23 A Canadian apologized for getting stabbed

[@fishyboi98]

Smallant casually spawning in diamonds was hilarious.

[@zeldacrafter4578]

"We're looking for a cave with some light brown... stuff... that isn't dirt" -Small ant

[@adumbledoor394]

One if not the most entertaining stream Doug has ever done.

[@Polo-wk7zl]

It’s “One of, if not,” not “One if not.” For it to be grammatically correct, it needs to still be right if you remove the “if not”. The way you have it now, it’s “One the most entertaining stream Doug has ever done.”

[@Chaunwilkerson]

@@Polo-wk7zl Probably not worth the two sentences of effort for what, in all likelihood is just a typo.

[@Polo-wk7zl]

@@Chaunwilkerson Eh, I wasn't doing anything at the moment.

[@agwarddd]

@@Polo-wk7zlok, idk why but that is my favourite response to anyone calling out someone’s grammatical corrections ever. The flippancy of “eh, I wasn’t doing anything” is a chef’s kiss.

[@Burner-B]

"what's the range?" "All the ones..... Nearby?" I'm invested

[@Multi-Waves_Music]

How do you punish those who sleep, more than you already do???

[@kordami28]

LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY

[@MarkusSWalker]

@@kordami28 it helps me sleep

[@kordami28]

@@MarkusSWalker it gives me an umstroke

[@MarkusSWalker]

umstroke is necessary

[@8BitLego]

i have slept to dougs streams and vods for months now, it’s hard to sleep without them.

[@Sodaburger607]

the real stream starts at 2:47 and ends at 2:56

[@nordicpioneer8220]

"prepare for trouble and make it double" -Sun Tzu

[@TheDBPhantom]

Oh my god 2:27:45 obliterated me [and Doug] with the number of fireballs. Holy shit lmao

[@aidanpedersen]

A “laundry list of items” is a saying, but it means a long list. Saying a short laundry list just cancels out like a neutral Pokémon typing.

[@jaidenmemewise3226]

Doug is prime example for why we need the tutorial worlds back

[@genericuser5523]

3:30:00 zombies havin a rave inside the prison cell

[@lamemelord]

It’s so funny how he realised he’s going to die like after he threw the pearl

[@RichsRidesandRestorations]

The “Happy Music Donkey Massacre” had me crying tears of laughter. I had to pause the video few minutes to recover 😂😂

[@trendrekt8363]

I put on a random dougdoug vod to sleep to and now I cant sleep soundly knowing he's scheming against me

[@gianlucaloporto7905]

The screech the ghasts let out when the block is broken at 1:01:50 is hilarious

[@Bobbyfishnugget]

I can't rightly explain how uncomfortable third person Mincraft is, it baffles me how long he willingly chose to play like that, haha

[@FaeriePrince]

It hurts to look at it.

[@yuki97kira]

Do..people not like that? I play in 3rd person lol

[@olenhol2przez4]

@@yuki97kira barf

[@robonator2945]

@@yuki97kira the only thing more disgraceful is autojump and even then, only barely.

[@tapwater4425]

@@olenhol2przez4*weak*

[@appointmenteer]

this is an absolutely amazing stream, im so glad this happened. this needs to be a video please doug

[@yeaboi743]

When dougdoug says they'll get started in a couple minutes he really means in an hour or 2

[@TheOnlyOyster]

The government is failing if they have to hire a bell pepper...

[@imagiking69420]

Concept: Minecraft but if you take damage you multiply.

[@jiffy6969]

Minecraft but if others mob take damage you multiply

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

Minecraft but if you multiply other mobs take damage

[@tundcwe123]

Minecraft but if you take mobs, damage multiply

[@nachoigbexto1169]

Everytime he wants to makes stuff with wood he always always forget about the planks,it cant be

[@nachoigbexto1169]

and then he plays in third person for 10 minutes

[@Tralfazz74]

1:01:09 At least the last thing he heard was a friend calling his name

[@fuji_apples]

I can't believe doug met THE REAL C418

[@rosetheblackcat]

NATHAN

[@generallyunimportant]

i think doug's vod channel comments are the most twitch culture i've seen in a youtube comment section, ngl.

[@Jay0neDE]

I laughed so hard when he made all the diamond armors

[@Tralfazz74]

I keep having panic attacks and getting overwhelmed until my brain backs out from reality. I don't want to hate my nephews, brother, or boss, but I keep putting myself in unhealthy situations around them to the point that I wonder if living is worth. I've considered getting a therapist. But then I remember that Doug knows a licensed EFT and IFS Counselor named Parkzer. I come watch Soug, and then I feel grounded. Thank you

[@torbergqvist8151]

That moment when Smallant says: We're at the dupe limit, and then chat "corrects" him to mob cap, when mob cap only affects natural spawns and is separate for hostile and passive mobs... (among other categories. Dupe limit is correct. The mob cap doesn't affect their mob duplication thing. It has a limit completely separate from the mob cap.

[@jams_toast1]

1:25:17 I detected the laundry sound may I be a mod

[@crossedpawsgacha8702]

39:13 “TobyDaye34 Flipped a coin… It’s tails! Wow, that’s the 16983th time in a row!” what the f

[@jaffaesque]

“I have the best money computer can buy” - SmallAnt: 2022

[@Victtimus]

The elder dragons look like a swarm of palmetto bugs lol

[@bananaboy8173]

Its relaxing when DougDoug is talking While I’m asleep

[@royalblanket]

Loving the completely normal exchange at 1:50:54

[@sillylittlecourtjester]

ive never been so immersed in a stream

[@riptidev10]

Smallant didn't think to use a lava bucket and lure 50 golems and win

[@riptidev10]

1 hour 14 mins in it finally clicked

[@Wobmiar]

For info, I think the golems kept being mad at you because you've hit a villager (which they protect). Those don't really reset on death, especially if they are still loaded (by Smallant).

[@Wobmiar]

@juscbh BHUVSDSDVBHJWSDV In a multiplayer world, the existence of smallant close to the golems keep them active. That's what I meant

[@m4rcyonstation93]

its actually a gamerule to forgive players on death, idk if its on or off by default

[@jackbeavis]

I still can't believe he managed to find that bow. It's so rare!

[@ThenameisMarsh]

best accomplishment is when doug finally learned how to eat

[@Pointy_Bird]

Joke's on you Doug, I sleep to your streams but I sleep like I'm dead

[@firstcyberbattalion7531]

Doug doug: sees a hostile mob “is this a pillager?”

[@dradicnova4628]

Hey DougDoug, are there any plans to release this mod to the public? I really want to try this with some friends.

[@Maker0824]

This isn't Doug's, it is owned by Ant. I believe he said he realises them on his discord after a video is realised. I don't think there will be a video on this so just check his discord and you might find it (I don't know if you have to pay to access his discord)

[@adumbledoor394]

@@Maker0824 3:53:07 Thankfully he plans on doing a video out of this. So, hopefully we’ll eventually get the mod sometime Prayge

[@zannall2699]

@@Maker0824 release not realises

[@CoOlKyUbI96]

If Ant doesn’t release this mod, I will divorce him

[@slaymen587]

@@zannall2699 realised: 2. When an idea is completed

[@deathdealercult]

"I need to do more things to punish the people who sleep to my streams" Me: Putting on this VOD to go to sleep and give Doug another view

[@ExActa]

18:21 reminds me of my trip to ireland, good times

[@grammar_ash]

My defense against my liking candy corn is that I have many self-destructive traits, of which candy corn corruption is but one.

[@Luke-st8bc]

If mobs take damage, all we duplicate

[@tundcwe123]

By the end of the stream there were so much viewers that doug kills them to this day

[@charliecasey-blundell8141]

2:33:15 famour nature explorer douglasdouglas hears the cry of a wild donkey

[@Potatic]

i love his facial expressions

[@TheEndlessCycle]

*huge amounts of rabbits appears* . Carrots: *sweating violently*

[@ApexBrachydios]

All of the best Minecraft players use meatspin

[@motleythewild]

If you are a minecraft veteran, please refer to the text in the bottom right of the video, thank you. - a fellow in pain minecraft veteran

[@canadian__ninja]

TTS off... you know I never really put much stock into the idea that Doug was the side character but reading that really put a damper on this video for me.

[@pokefire953]

It’s ok smallant took the part of main character

[@CloudyMason]

Damn you KZbin for not letting us hear the sea shanties

[@tapwater4425]

Leave her, KZbin, leave her 😔

[@Geilolp.]

The world is a small place. Dougs brother is the creator of stanley parable and works with the guy who created the minecraft music

[@karleeellis7940]

not me getting an add narrated by dougdoug as i start watching the vod???

[@4crazyman4]

Put this on to watch while I fall asleep, gets called out in the first 30 seconds.

[@ino_mation]

Me: *Turns on a DougDoug vod at 3:33am* Doug: "I need to do more to punish people who sleep to my streams" 3:34am Me: *shocked Pikachu*

[@AvenFurness]

i was waiting for the sea shanty to start and then i realised the audio was muted, i guess it got copyright claimed? 😂

[@aidanchilton7899]

1:36:00 two cavemen invent cookie clicker

[@_imfriendly95_67]

at 2:23:44 when they were talking about diamond number, doug had 729 diamonds including armor and tools

[@glitchpenguin6371]

LMAO punish me for sleeping to your streams I be sleeping for 10 hours to your loud ass streams and wake up to you screaming you can't defeat me doug I will sleep to your streams

[@bloxwatch_303roblox5]

idk if you knew but if you press shift + lmb [left mouse button] while in your inventory you can instantly move an item from a slot to your hotbar it works with armor and chests lol makes stuff very easy saves time too :D

[@approval8963]

“I found some Doritos”

[@MarsheIIo]

16:30

[@tinytooth3172]

The awkward silences fucking killed me.

[@lakecarter6954]

LEAVE HER JOHNNY ITS TIME FOR US TO LEAVE HER

[@miyadzumi]

Honestly, Doug's chart is a work of art

[@HiimSpencer0808]

This mod had a whole 180 of them not being able to do anything and it being a real challenge to them having anything they want with no effort

[@djmetcalf3815]

Least chaotic DougDoug stream.

[@caitlinwheeler7915]

Doug mentions New Zealand: 😁 He means Australia: 😖

[@postalbear7576]

It's crazy how little speed runners know about Minecraft