"If I Were You" Episode 144: Heart to Heart (w/Thomas Middleditch!)

[@robmckennie4203]

I swear, Thomas is one of the funniest people ever.

[@mariabrown6926]

Rob Mckennie next to Ben Shawrtz

[@pjmathison9787]

maria brown he’s next to jake and amir

[@Kanjo_Bazooie]

@@mariabrown6926 I'm from the future to tell you to check out Middleditch and Schwartz on Netflix

[@kobymusic108]

He’s the master of doing other countries ascent.

[@nutmaster652]

how many gigabytes does this podcast own?

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

nut master MEANING?!?!?

[@Google-Account12]

@@dominicedwards-wilds4333 all of them

[@loganlargent4536]

you live in this building! It's an internet building!

[@cheenewah]

WHERE IS YOUR CD ROM DRIVE???

[@edwardwarrick605]

A Tron's worth!!

[@TheAzzATheory]

"Don't say I'm fucking scared of the moon, I'm not" best line literally ever

[@pennydesouza]

Aaron Derrick very possibly so

[@GardenNomme]

Time stamp?

[@NickyPoutine]

Nomme. 14:35

[@FrshChees91]

Middleditch is the funniest person in the world.

[@piernacitas]

Ben schwartz

[@oioi5357]

+Miguel Diaz nah

[@Geothermal_Escapism]

+Miguel Diaz definitely a contender but I'd pick middleditch

[@tidebleach8215]

+FrshChees91 how about seinfeld?

[@oioi5357]

gamers worldwide nah

[@derrickmichael805]

22:58 One day I hope to see a Batman movie with Middleditch cast as the Riddler. He would be perfect.

[@bryancranston46]

Thomas is honestly the funniest person i've heard in a while had me laughing a lot at work. made me pretty happy.

[@aggroeel2454]

Bryan Cranston Hey uuhh, no offense Mr. White. But what exactly do you know about comedy? You taught highschool chemistry for like 30 years. I guess it proves you can take a joke :D

[@Littlehickish]

25:05 Thomas’s switch from college dude to theatre dweeb is so wonderful

[@henrykates1907]

This has to be one of my favorite episodes of all time, not only because of the amazing intro theme, but also Thomas's weird mouth thing around 15:30.

[@iPartySober]

His college boy impression is hilarious; I love how he quickly runs out of air after every sentence.

[@justinz9225]

Tommy is so talented it hurts. He needs more attention in the comedy realm.

[@MrOutPerform]

anyone else think Jake missed a golden opportunity to rap about the Geico lizard?

[@JonAndreas431]

I was pissed that Amir failed to educate us on the frigid temperatures of aardvark cum

[@PorgWitch]

Coldest!

[@EgoPersons]

@@JonAndreas431 how cold is it?

[@l1mao7]

bad intro? naaahhh bad you!

[@SquareNoggin]

"Dude no I'm serious, they put nutritional yeast, like nuche all over it" fuckin' lost it.

[@MadWalrus97]

The need to get Tom on the show more often. he's hands down the funniest guest they've had on the show.

[@svenniepennie4237]

Woooah-oh... for the longest SNATCH!

[@DigiFinch]

You guys should tape these more often! They're super good

[@Angels510]

Yeah even iphone footage would do.

[@anishannayya1]

James Padre no. Never. Don't speak again.

[@Angels510]

anishannayya1 Uhhhhh no? There I gave you the attention you've always wanted from mommy and daddy. Crawl back into your cave.

[@anishannayya1]

James Padre It'll look like ass. Amir is a perfectionist; he would never do something so amateur hour. Hell, even an amateur would know better.

[@bogsbinny7124]

+James Padre "What happens if their pilot gets shot down?" You fucking jinxed it.

[@Murked2000]

Petition to change the Podcast to "If We Were you" and have Middleditch on full time.

[@AlexIsEducational]

kylmark Stop harshing the vibe, man.

[@firstnamelastname4752]

Thanks Vimeo for providing the set, which looks like an apartment, and absolutely nothing else, not even microphones.

[@canadianmangojuice]

Day 239...still waiting for Reggie Watts.

[@Floedekage]

Update?

[@cupofteam]

been looking forward to this video all week

[@RVCIpodHelp]

This video completed my life course. It shall end now.

[@The8347135]

I died at "Corner"

[@weoutchea3982]

We got Rrrrrrrreggie Watts coming out later

[@eeloza]

OBVIOUSLY Thomas wanted to be in the middle...

[@nickdasnowman]

HE WANTS TO BE IN THE MIDDLE

[@pennydesouza]

nickdasnowman I wonder if anyone has managed to read your comment without immediately singing it out loud

[@mangacrazycatlover]

Stuck in the middle with yoush~

[@qwertyuiop-ke7fs]

The stream bit was the funniest thing I've ever heard, holy shit

[@Enzombie]

N-n-n-nasty! , F-f-f-filthy! Haha he's the funniest

[@Sahfuk]

N-n-n-n-nasty!!

[@Jteee1]

F-f-f-filthy

[@mariabrown6926]

HERE WE GO NOW, HERE WE GO NOW, IT'S DISSSGUSSTINNGG GET FILTYYY

[@seanutter428]

I've watched this like 80 times just to hear that rap in the beginning

[@heikanaomi4426]

Wow, love Thomas. Not only is he funny, but he is insightful, real and I just like his advice. He takes it seriously. 💟

[@mariabrown6926]

I wish every episode was recorded

[@ASVermilion]

Brilliant :D i love this show. Please tape more or them

[@Kugelschrei]

Seriously Jake has to step down his manliness, heart to heart moments are mandatory and awesome.

[@rachelladue1572]

ikr i was like its ok not to like be excited for emotional intimacy but that was like a high level of toxic masculinity acting like you should NOT EVER talk to another guy about your emotions EVER and that would ALWAYS be WRONG and WEIRD. but this was a lot of years ago maybe he's opened his mind since then

[@DrAvory]

One of the best episodes!

[@sprachlichforvirret]

it's so wild hearing how male friendships aren't valued/appreciated in the first question. you should absolutely prioritize an old friend even though you have a girlfriend, you should absolutely talk to your friend, if you feel neglected and want to see him more. it shouldn't actually be okay for guys to ghost their good friends for 6-12 months just because they get in romantic relationships and apparently can't maintain more than one relationship. luckily i think the conversation around male friendships and emotional needs have evolved a lot over the last 5 years in many circles, which is why i was particularly shocked to hear these guys (who have very close friends, that they a fortunate enough to work with!) have such cold takes. i also think/hope that their answers would be a little different today

[@ktm3636]

good take!! yeah, hearing jake and amir be like "i couldn't have a heart to heart with a guy" and jake being so disgusted at the thought of it, i was like huh?!?! and thomas joked about how that was shocking but it genuinely is unhealthy

[@sprachlichforvirret]

@@ktm3636 thx! glad im not the only one who was shooketh.. (at least until i checked the date and saw how old the video is lol)

[@snorcutter]

You are toxic masculinity

[@mike12jrw1111113]

Now that jake and amir has ended every episode of ifiwereyou should be video recorded. Its so much better like this.

[@arcusangelus]

Gotta love these video-casts!!!

[@neutrinocoffee1151]

Love this podcast so much.

[@redpandachannel4534]

I've watched this way too many times and I still laugh at everything they say

No. You can't kill me with laughter like this!

[@TommyColeman]

Jake stop touching him you're going to blow it

[@Mogu003]

That Malaysian reference is actually pretty fucking spot on.

[@rloach067]

I love that guy so much.

[@av-xd6bz]

As a girl, if I ever went to some guy's place and there was a wall full of art made by him and his friends, I'd love it.

[@DanielHernandez-ut8fq]

My ex did not like it lol

[@MrEL91N]

Don't say I'm scared of the moon. I'm not. Funniest shit ever.

[@MeeGrrLoves]

😄I love these videos wish u guys did em more often 🙌💃

[@moop85]

when middleditch ran to the stage in montreal, what a great show!

[@glacier2win]

This is incredible.

[@b4rcode1]

this was peak thomas middleditch

[@skeletonscorpion]

"Hey I'm one take jake, I'm - fuck"

[@pennydesouza]

Patrick Ng haha

[@MrClarky1]

Thomas Middleditch should be cast as the Riddler I reckon he'd actually be good

[@TaterTots620]

Sooooo funny love Amir’s high voice reminds me of old college humor

[@90PapaMike]

3:35 ...just pure gold 🤣 ”Nanananasty”

[@seizurefrog]

middleditch is so funny and charming!

[@matiasreba]

I feel Jake was constantly touching Tom.

[@NeoAlgos]

REGGIE WATTS

[@0MOLOTOV]

you did literally every accent under the sun apart from Welsh lmfao

[@ohdreammaker]

can you video one with ben? (love this one!)

[@ohdreammaker]

or him playing problem over and over

[@dicamillo38ify]

With the TeeTees and the TaTas

[@smokejc]

Thomas and Ben are just the best.

[@joe4568900]

9:17 is the greatest thing ever

[@imthenervouswreckful]

Thomas!!!

[@YoungBrave2006]

Can't wait for Silicon Valley, and it's inevitable porn parody, Silicone Valley.

[@champitadub]

Meet me in the MIDDLE..DITCH! I love it when he and Ben visit!

[@YoungBrave2006]

This is textbook how you should do these from now on. And put them on here.

[@GreggyAnhVNeck]

Jake is truly Amazing to have Still won the Golden Mic Award this episode.

[@louiss1625]

love how slightly drunk Jake was for this episode

[@rasheedahmed355]

Thomas is really really funny. Didn't realize that from college humor vids, heard he's on a show now, keep it up! :-)

[@arcapelagofig86]

im from wales and thomas' welsh accent is hilarious

[@yourgirlkate2482]

"oyyy now i'm intertwined with da lady"

[@Rachel98246]

Those Welsh accents were perfect!👌🏼 As a Welsh person, I can confirm that we all talk like that!

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

Chicken Permission They were dreadful

[@manchesterisblue1023]

HOLY SHIT DOOBS IS HERE

[@thatmanckid]

and now he's filthy STINKIN RICH seeing as this thing's been released to the public

[@dinzzzznbjzzzz]

so when does Reggie Watts come on?

[@mangacrazycatlover]

I think even girls would feel awkward having that talk.

[@kobymusic108]

I'm in tears, soooo funny

[@curateitgorl]

15:49 omg dying!

[@Aquilles92]

wawaaaat! that was fantastic :) u guys r the best

[@darylgraham4313]

Thomas channeling Akiva from the lonely island with that opening.

[@grahamiii]

#1 Golden Mic Best Ep of all time?

[@tycho_m]

T-Ditch is amazing! I can't wait for Silicon Valley season 2

[@that.guy11]

32:55 Middleditch is a fully certified maniac and I love him

[@rook37]

you have no idea how fast i sat up when he said he was playing total war haha

[@jamie_drummond]

Amazing episode!

[@LerLoons]

looks like amir is using an op-1 ! dope

[@xScrrream]

whenever thomas middleditch seems like he's comfortable he's funny as hell. amir was interrupting him a lot so that probably threw him off

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

Watched this a minimum of like 13 times

[@robertoibarra8280]

I love Thomas so much omfg he is hilarious pahhhah

[@Kajotex]

The rimshot-bit is killing me. "Ok. Got it got it got it. Here we gooooo" *ba tsch tsch*

[@The_One_And_Only_PudgyPenguinx]

"Let's get started"?? NAH "Let's get FARTED!" *hits fart noise on soundboard and YMCA plays instead*

[@michaelbailey797]

Dont say im fuckin scared of the moon. Im not LOL

[@suhnody]

IM hoping you will do mroe video podcasts.. if you can!

[@chilldude2239]

This podcast was able to kiss a lot of things ON THE MOUTH!

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

Anyone also a superfan of headgum and the classic jake and aboosh?

[@juliette9145]

I can't believe this dude is the voice of Terry on Solar Opposites

[@coolboy0851]

how dont they know what total war is? also i am so glad they did a "the other guys" referance :D

[@SuperCD93]

Wow, who owns the OP-1? Somehow I feel Amir would be shocked if he knew how much it cost. ha

[@YoungBrave2006]

It's probably co-owned by both of them, and I bet dollars to donuts it was Amir that was the one that said to Jake that they HAD to get one, because he's the one that obsesses over the production value of the show. Takes money to make money. Also, I find your comment somewhat anti-semitic, and very coy.

[@matteocoffman6073]

YoungBrave2006 I figured it belonged to whoever owned the microphones.

[@YoungBrave2006]

***** I don't think the business partnership of Jake and Amir is exactly poor, do you? I also don't know who owns that thing, nor do I care; but notice that it's Amir that's playing with it the whole time, so if one of them decided it would be good for the show to have one, or anything similar to it, I think it would be Amir, which was my original point. I think between J&A they could afford to spend nine hundo or more on an electronic toy. Especially if it's a tax writeoff.

[@SuperCD93]

Considering its the one and only time they've used it for anything, I would be shocked if its actually theres. Only people who are into synths would be ok with spending that much on an OP-1.

[@Liface]

They're at sxsw so it was probably one of the vimeo peeps

[@gali7196]

awesome ep how come not hd though? :(

[@Randyy1]

Glorious 360p.

[@RemiliaVampire]

what do you need to see in high definition here?

[@anishannayya1]

YoungBrave2006 it's coy roach, you roach

[@YoungBrave2006]

anishannayya1 Excuse?

[@YoungBrave2006]

Randyy1 Well, sometimes, that's how it works on KZbin. People upload shit in high def; but it's not in high def until several hours later, or the next day. You were one of the first commenters on this video (congratulations for nothing), so it's fair for me to expect that you were complaining about nothing, which in all fairness, you were. In other parts of the world, people complain about not being able to gather firewood to cook unless they gather it in places where they might get raped, either way, hashtag firstworldproblems, dude. Would you like some cheese with you whine. Oh, I'm sorry, I've just been informed that we are all out of cheese; but we would gladly give you a bag of dicks, on the house. You seem like the kind of person that would enjoy that. DIIICCCKKKKKSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

Bad quality? Nah, Bad you

[@tdagarim10]

Thomas's twitch streams are dope!

[@Peacocksnwhales]

Can i have stream name please?

[@tdagarim10]

Peacocksnwhales www.twitch.tv/middleditch/profile

[@dankim23]

What about the outtakes from jake amir with Ben Schwartz

[@sweetspotendurance]

God damnit, Thomas so so fuckin' funny

[@hoppus222]

If I were You(tube)