"If I Were You" w/Jake and Amir and special guest Bo Burnham - Financial Domination

Question from Episode 222 of "If I Were You" with special guest Bo Burnham! The guys discuss money and power.
You can listen to the entire episode here: headgum.com/ifi... with new episodes every Monday!

[@valeriatorres96]

jake: "i guess it depends on what kind of a sub you are" amir: "i'm sure there's a buzzfeed quiz"

[@ninasomething9757]

Wait. Did Bo just say he's a sub? I fucking knew it.

[@gnat1731]

WHAT

[@Eatmywalnutz]

FIGURED SO

[@LoveOneD1]

Bo looks so good here damn

[@pyromusik92]

Mirela bo always looks good

[@R3fug333]

Jesus this is professional as fuck.

[@Headgum]

Thank you.

[@pennydesouza]

incredibly plush deluxe and pro looking studio there buds

[@Cassiekillgannon]

I was really hoping for "Raul Smith" lmao

[@Mr.Chaos94]

bo feel like the missing peice of jake and amir. i never thought it would work with three but i would be stoked if he just became a permanent part of your team. I've seen everything you two have done as well as bo and your style of comedy is just so comparable

[@haskna]

i've been binging burnham interviews since Inside; most of them typically revolve around sociocultural topics e.g. the trappings of social media, anxiety, media conglomerates, celebrity culture, etc. it's very funny and different to go from all that to here, watching him discussing/advising people on their sex lives. :) not unpleasant, just really amusing.

[@marsackerman3706]

I’m in the same boat and I agree

[@NotCreativeForThis]

"A healthy relationship, if that's what you want with this dude, is about, you know, being freaks for each other." Truuu

[@gretam4509]

Why is bo so fucking adorable?

[@mayisuppose]

Bo: (hears Findom) "I thought it was some weird, like, dolphin fandom." Me: Let's be real, there's probably a Tumblr for it.

[@pyromusik92]

Found it kinda hot when Bo said, “spanked for your little money.” Not gonna lie..

[@AmbiambiSinistrous]

Loving Jake as the voice of reason in all these sexual "what do??" questions XD

[@crytheusual2657]

I need the full version omg, im crying this is funny asf

[@poeven]

It's on iTunes

[@lastofmykind8]

Jake and Amir AND Bo Burnham??? Yes please.

[@morgan55w]

When Bo says he’s a sub... 😍😍😍

[@0MOLOTOV]

I'm so mad that I've watched all three of these, I need this Jake Amir Bo trio to never end >:(

[@turnleftaticeland]

i know right

[@Linz_Chick]

Bo said hes a sub I died

[@xx-sg8wx]

Lindsey Fiesta I mean... his channel's got tons of them.

[@juliaregina9498]

Hey English isn't my first language, what does it mean?

[@juliaregina9498]

@@user-lg3yj2fz2j ok I watched the video again and now I know what it really means hahah

[@juliaregina9498]

@@user-lg3yj2fz2j I was so naive two years ago gosh

[@cosmicsprint]

@@juliaregina9498 Haha welcome back! Glad I'm not the only one who rewatches these videos

[@bellotaguerrero]

"Moolah, BABY!"

[@cracksuperman]

Post the whole podcast you fucking herbs

[@kumikohigurashi5366]

Crack Superman is that a jersey term?

[@beelea3]

My favorite people all in one room. Love it.

[@Wiizl]

6:28 - the answer is MONEY! That guap shit that makes rappers' hos go 'da-na-na, na-na-na, na'

[@francescadilorenzo1530]

Bad day?

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

I'd punch my mother in the chest for five dollars

[@gretam4509]

Bo Burnham is a sub... I don’t know if this is real, but if it is what do I do with this information 😂

[@Eatmywalnutz]

I bet he is… I mean look at him-

[@EBOMBAYMagic]

Love that you guys are posting these videos onto KZbin! I'd suggest shortening the titles though, I can't tell them apart when scrolling through them. "w/ Jake and Amir and special guest Bo Burnham" can be shorted to "w/ Jake and Amir + Bo Burnham" or "feat. Bo Burnham". Just a suggestion :)

[@RobCleverPig]

EbadKhan2 Look at the thumbnails

[@maxmaidment96]

I just found this channel and I'm not sure what the exact format is but I'm a fan of Jake and Amir and I think these 3 should get a permanent podcast (if they haven't already) If they do, can someone point me in the right direction?

[@parkermorris6883]

headgum.com/if-i-were-you Enjoy!

[@007phred]

Flappy the dolphin is my guarantore

[@mancunianhardcore]

fucking A

[@averageemm3135]

my reaction to this whole thing was a multitude of "what the fuck's"

[@chrisdavy7279]

These videos are really good, love the camera work and the editing.

[@ShietEverywhere]

I lost my shit at "the stickiest treadmill ever" xD

[@dclarkmusic]

Empathetic Dom was my nickname in high school

[@ellietownley9806]

That is a Rhett joke if I’ve ever heard one

[@barigeersful]

"I'm down with Bari. Whatever Bari says I'm for." When Bo says your name.... But he isn't talking about u. Lol whatever.

[@ianbrooks5481]

9:26

[@juliaregina9498]

Hey, English isn't my first language so what does being a sub mean?

[@PerplexityStudiosOfficial]

3 of my all time favorite comedians in the same room, I never thought I'd see the day :')

[@farmerbrown692]

Wow this is very interesting, and really good. I might come back to explore your channel a bit more.

[@Jus275]

Didn't even know Headgum had a KZbin channel until now. Huge fan of Jake and Amir and huge fan of the podcast. This episode had me dying of laughter, definitely subscribing to this channel :)

[@killamanjarification]

There's always strings attached with situations like that. Nothing is free in life

[@NeivGabay]

Oliver j sex

[@joosh.e]

An active channel with jake and amir? Those vids on collegehumor had to be my favorite, so i was so sad to find out that you were gone. This is an awesome show tho! (i also love bo burnham)

[@edwardgarrity7841]

"the stickiest treadmill ever" amir is a genius...

[@ZacharyFinch]

Real Talk: I’d do it if I truly liked him, but I would save the money for him in case he ever asked for it back or got into some financial trouble. Just don’t tell him, so he can still get off, however that works.

[@Eatmywalnutz]

Agreed

[@ryanhealy9026]

What’s more powerful than money, cash.

[@martinmercy2835]

bo, oh my go

[@martinmercy2835]

bo oh my god

[@martinmercy2835]

bo oh my god

[@martinmercy2835]

bo oh my goooooooood

[@anyareid1100]

Bo bo

[@KonkeyDongkey]

What the shit

[@SloeElvis]

Amir's hand gestures are so satisfying. Just look at that shit 3:50

[@mikehawk2148]

"20's. Crisp!"

[@jonathanhagewood1503]

Loved this! I'm a huge Bo fan. Actually have a music tutorial page that is primarily Bo songs by request lol... You guys are great, really enjoyed the video.

[@bighud20]

Amir, your hair looks great!

[@kol4683]

Bo--- BO is a sub... My dom ass is living for this video. Come to me, my beautiful sub boi

[@Eatmywalnutz]

PLSSS

[@danieljohnson2046]

I never knew Amir talked so much with his hands

[@DaBigMz]

worst. hands. ever.

[@TheSarsrock]

who's?

[@ayusha149]

+Sara Carvalho Neves amirs, and his dad has little thin spindly legs

[@TheSarsrock]

+Äŷüśh Å ah ok, thought it was talking about Bo

[@Jus275]

+Sara Carvalho Neves Its a joke from Jake and Amir

[@ayusha149]

+Sara Carvalho Neves its an inside joke fron jake and amir videos

[@liamprendergast6016]

I love Jake & Amir so much out of character.

[@sarahbearbabygirl]

7:41 if there’s a gay lottery why haven’t i heard of it and where do i sign up

[@lordoftherats8215]

*bourgeoisie, bourgeois is the adjective.

[@brucewayne2184]

What's more powerful than CASH...JACKASH...!

[@eatingtacos000]

the stickiest treadmill ever lmao

[@mancunianhardcore]

COLD. HARD. CASH. JACKASHHHHH

[@Wrt23as]

god I wished someone gave me money....

[@Wrt23as]

Im broke :(

[@JOEking990]

Holy shit, I have the same watch as Bo. I was too focused on that since the 1:30 mark, what happened in the video?

[@daleheyer]

why is bo's voice so low????

[@dontworryboutmyname6972]

dale heyer puberty

[@pyromusik92]

He’s probably relaxed. Vocal chords are a muscle. That’s why our voices tend to be lower in the morning.

[@theinternet1424]

Who dafuq would want to focus most of their sexual energy on loving and exploring the incredible wealth of human bodies from whence this energy came, thus forming a divine loop of essential psychosomatic homeostasis that connects you to ancient primal rhythms of human body and soul, when it's so much better to stimulate yourself through love of concepts that arise out of alienated and unsustainable inhumane reality of the societal black holes we call financial markets? It's simple, people! *MONEY GOOD*

[@TheExMachina]

throw in more technical words to make bullshit sound more bullshit

[@theinternet1424]

Rashad Hajjar *make irony sound more ironic

[@daynaheald666]

any more big words you wanna add? its still bullshit

[@theinternet1424]

Dayna Heald♡♥♡ It _is_ bullshit and cynicism, but not any more than "findom".

[@cakeforbreakfast]

haha that's beautiful

[@mancunianhardcore]

subservient does work though just sayin'

[@fmjohnson019]

This is so interesting omg

[@JesusHComedy]

Wtf this is too professional. Where's the poor quality of content I've become accustomed to from college humor?

[@544001]

sad to see Amir rockin the fuckboi haircut

[@cracksuperman]

Gayest haircut ever

[@R3fug333]

How is it sad? It's a modern haircut, it's called a fade. You've gotta get with the times. He wears it well.

[@Francisco-um4bo]

Let's see yours

[@CJBissett]

Awesome.

[@johnnyzuidema3795]

20s CRISP

[@martinmercy2835]

Ace and Jocelyn Ace and Jocelyn, from space and Jocelyn astronauts accountants coming to your face, if you love that shit say: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah-HEY! mom close the door!

[@michaelm5601]

Amir, you definitely are closer to Bi than you have the balls to admit, where your head space really resides……food for thought….

[@skidaddle5401]

#Smash4Cash kids.

[@timothypineault]

I just watched the bro-job video. These gay questions just seem like they're all trolls.

[@vickylikesthis]

submissive =/= bottom tho

[@johnc8209]

such weird hands my god

[@bcorzine1]

they are so white

[@federicobenavides7107]

bo is in some serious coke

[@margaritabitch666]

"i'm a sub so this doesn't work"

[@MegaHotdiggity]

You just need a safeword to know not to take advantage!

[@Queermeister]

Chicks do it all the time, take that money fam.

[@IDONTGAF._-]

9:25

[@elijagustainyte892]

bro if you liked that listen to bos song on spotify. its called sad, listen to the part 1:40 LMFAO

[@IDONTGAF._-]

@@elijagustainyte892 BRUHH I REMEMBER THAT PART HAHAH

[@elijagustainyte892]

@@IDONTGAF._- LMFAO

[@livjohnson924]

9:25

[@kellxme6726]

9:27