RT Podcast: Ep. 473 - Gus Offers His Lap

[@HeyItsDaisy15]

I love when i can tell when a conversation is gonna be an animated adventure

[@AntG703]

HeyItsDaisy15 Basically whenever Burnie starts yelling lol

[@johnhonda93]

lol going back and watching you guys talk about 2017 being a low point in 2020 and thinking about how much i miss those simplier times

[@ixkazexi6988]

oh boy was 2021 even worse lmao

[@loganmontalto602]

@@ixkazexi6988 You say a week before the Russian invasion of Ukraine in 2022

[@nightowlgaming3656]

@@loganmontalto602 it just keeps getting worse and worse

[@jackestes3692]

First thing I thought of but I’m in 2022 and even 2020 sounds good rn

[@messiahaf]

Middle of 2023, I come back and watch this era of podcasts a lot. Soundtrack of my 3AM

[@TheExcelllence]

31:29 to 34:13 The Parking argument, please consider animating this at some point lol!

[@Ayveh]

Yes!! Please give this more thumbs up people! I want them to see this and do it :D

[@josephc.3192]

Agreed Lol

[@Miss_Matched_Socks]

I need to see an RTAA of this.

[@Wolven6]

Do it RT!!!

[@ChaostheClown]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.

[@T1GIB]

Burnie: "Well, our sun is five billion year old." Barbra: "How olds your daughter?" Funniest pun I have ever heard Barb tell, when the camera stayed on her, and she realized, and the face she made Tears burst from my eyes I started laughing so hard XXD Love ya Barb

[@tannerparker1157]

The Hatman MC when? Put the time .o.

[@Carlosspicyweinerish]

"I would call that rock bottom -2017" 2020 - "HOLD ME BEER"

[@nix0737]

2024 😂

[@micy9308]

1:07:50 for the lap sitting

[@blue4lifeblue]

Not all heros wear capes

[@nooodlesinabowl]

Blue 4lifeblue I really hope that Micy was wearing a cape while writing that comment

[@jorgefuentes8559]

micy you are a hero

[@redblue3951]

1:37:07 for the end

[@blue4lifeblue]

Reed Cera LOL

[@kjourni]

Burnie "to 2017. The year of rock bottom. I hope." Me watching this in May 2020 " just wait. Just wait"

[@emilybryan1713]

Me still in quarantine watching in Feb 2021

[@kyfig4321]

@@emilybryan1713 Me still in quarentine waiting in may 2021

[@JacobReedyMP4]

@@kyfig4321 And now the CDC is telling everyone to wear masks again because of a spike in covid cases

[@lanceoneil]

Just wait - it gets even better 😅🙃

[@DonnEStarside]

Me watching in 2023, with Burnie gone and Gus having done his last RTPC: "Don't worry, it gets even worse :D"

[@Jimbo386000]

“2017 was rock bottom” 2020: ...hah

[@redxandnightwing]

We need an RTAA for the argument about parking

[@Wolven6]

I feel like the Gavin vs Burnie arguments are gonna become a thing pretty quickly. And I love it!

[@Kitty_doctor]

Fight fight fight ...kiss kiss kiss

[@Xerogravitation]

prophet

[@rewopsinbi]

redxandnightwing it’s a thing now

[@gofast35]

holy idol

[@caseysharp3015]

Gavin: "Earth had a good run" This aged well

[@michaelbell2059]

The 3 A's of the RTPodcast all within the first 30 minutes. Apple (Including millennial technology) Air Travel (Complaints/Story) & Austin (local/"Here In,")

[@vmanxb0987]

lol classic Gus and Burnie yelling at Gav

[@grey1763]

2017 is rock bottom? 2020 said hold my beer but in HD

[@naf10112233]

“2017 was the year of rock bottom” *stares in 2020*

[@vigilantcorgi2901]

Gavin: "2018 is gonna be a dark year" Gavin predicted 2018.

[@kingsoldier3475]

TheEpicCorgi Logan Paul found and made fun of a dead body in Japan’s suicide forest and a swater got a guy killed

[@simonlimon3]

TheEpicCorgi p

[@immortalsun]

Every year is bad, to be honest.

[@emmett389]

if your a pessimist then yeah it is. But every year is both good and bad in its own ways. it's just a matter if you choose to see the good things.

[@user-ih9ie2et3h]

One could say this literally about any year and it would be fitting

[@refrashed]

When Gus did the ad read for Tripping it sounded like a nightvale-esque ad for the act of tripping. It threw me off so much. "This podcast is brought to you by tripping"

[@Crimson9578]

DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN!

[@ajcrafter6]

What?

[@loadedbuggy]

Guess says it when Gavin sits on his lap.

[@tylerthepotato4052]

@@loadedbuggy Who's Guess?

[@jonathanyoung21]

33:24 this is why I love these podcasts cause you will always get something like this every episode.

[@velvetsrose]

I was leaning away from my screen as Gavin opened that bottle even though I knew it wouldn't hit me. God, the human brain.

[@tylerthepotato4052]

Juliane Nguy Your brain sure is special.

[@gingerisland6877]

Yeah it’s not the human brain. It’s just your brain

[@jacobmaceachernphillips5028]

Bernie: "I would call that rock bottom; 2017" Gus: "I hope, I hope" That did not age well :( We'll miss you Rooster Teeth

[@daniaals]

I dunno why but i want someone to make a supercut of everytime someone says super nice guy on the podcast

[@MudMoose_Official]

Gavin: 2016 was the year of celebrities dying. Burnie: 2017 was rock bottom 2020: hold my corona

[@lilcanadian3882]

I love how sometimes the podcast just turns into everyone getting frustrated at Gavin and vice versa cause they're all trying to explain something to each other... 😂

[@hazzer30]

Don’t forget how 2017 started Hollyweed

[@erikac5907]

Down with Logan Paul Up with hollyweed

[@TheEman590]

Those who are asking about RWBY, calm down. Chapter 11 will be on this KZbin channel this Saturday, January 6. Just have the tissues ready, it's an emotional roller coaster and you will have flashbacks to Vol. 3. On the plus side, this podcast has once again kept me informed while making me laugh at loud. I'm so glad I discovered more of Rooster Teeth and I'll discover more when I get the chance.

[@BlindEyeris]

I'm apart of a D&D club at my highschool, the club had all of the DMs take a improv class to improve our storytelling in certain situations so that we have the ability to smoothly bring a story together no matter what the players say or do

[@Elijah-mg7dq]

Sterben seems like a really cool idea. I've wanted to do that for a while, maybe I'll convince my other 6-9 dming friends to take one with me.

[@BlindEyeris]

Do it ,it's a pretty cool skull to have

[@Viewer124]

Apple: *air pods pause music when you take them out of your ear* People: "omfg that's amazing!! Apple is great!!" Google: "hey we made this tech that translates directly in your ear" People: "you hear something?"

[@JeneralGared]

Mateo Dewey it’s because Apple is better.

[@Jerome-iwnl]

watch linustechtip's video on it, it's literally just google translate, except not on a speaker. every single phone that runs google translate could technically do it.

[@rrenkrieg7988]

and that's not impressive how?

[@Jerome-iwnl]

It's not impressive because we've had google translate since 2006. It was definitely impressive 11 years ago tho.

[@Jerome-iwnl]

I didn't say they were. but If I were to argue that, then I would say they're more impressive because they have a special built in chip that makes it incredibly fast to connect it to your iphone. There's no android equivalent of that yet.

[@Quetzalcoatl999]

Anyone else notice Burnie's started doing Lindsay's "yeh" 37:11

[@bannercoast672]

Little did they know, 2020 was waiting

[@superluigi9490]

32:40 it's always Gavin that sparks the amazing arguments between Burnie and Gus

[@lllemon]

gavin-2018 is gonna be a dark year logan Paul-hold my beer

[@FuzzyMeckGT]

Fav part of the Podcast, Gav sitting on Gus's lap and Bernie just...doesn't even bat an eye and continues on lol.

[@riahrodriguez]

Oml Babs during the parking argument is my spirit animal, she looked like she wanted to melt away into the set 😂😂😂😂😂

[@powerrangernerd8122]

Gus and Burnie: 2017 was the worst year! 2020: Hold my beer.

[@Frostphorus-gg]

I want to see Gavin, Chris, Brandon, and Blaine take on common sense challenges

[@zeldafan1315]

Frostphorus gavin is actually really smart. He just doesn’t speak well and isn’t use to American costums . The rest of them tho........

[@tomahawklegend]

You can be smart and also an idiot, he is both.

[@Frostphorus-gg]

He erased street signs and home ec to make storage space in his brain for camera frame speeds and 'where is the first poo?'

[@Frostphorus-gg]

alright, goal isnt to totally crap on them just to get good content.

[@Moxhification]

this would be fab!

[@shatterbrain269]

Burnie:2017 is rock bottom, rock bottom. Gus: we hope!! We hope!! ========= 2020: hehehhehe

[@TheDarkTacos]

I sincerely hope the whole Gavin parking thing from 31:00 onwards get animated

[@TheDarkTacos]

it did!

[@shawnluehrs2426]

I love how Gavin perfectly opens the champagne and then keeps his rep of pouring drinks with lots of foam.

[@braydiculous]

This is the iconic podcast squad to me.

[@ZeldaNerd137]

Omfg bernie and gus vs gavin about the car thing KILLED me 😂😂😂

[@raffyoli]

"we will not be going up on my roof during the party" lmao

[@michaelreed5357]

"Look at all those chickens" ALWAYS cracks me up!

[@lsmith1596]

The parking bit had me in stitches, "I hope i can park my plane at this airport" :D

[@pixelqube3274]

I love how Barbra is sitting :D One of the many postures of being truly relaxed and not caring how one looks sitting. On with sillyness!

[@NikhilM4101]

This episode was the first time I went the audio route and I missed Gavin sitting on Gus' lap. Time to watch the entire thing again.

[@Scabahabadee]

Gus makes a really good point at 1:26:16 about the idea of mandatory military service in the U.S. Like I don't wanna join the military, but I don't doubt that I would benefit from it.

[@mickyflint]

the reason some animal meat isnt called whta it comes from is due to lots of nobles learning french so rich people food had french like names while peasent food was called what it was in english. boeuf became beef and chicken stayed chicken.

[@poggies7639]

mickyflint 1218 It's sort of like that but more they had to learn French because William the Conqueror did his whole Norman conquest of England

[@michaelbell2059]

Appreciate both of your comments, that was a fun fact to learn and I'm interested in learning more.

[@bingustavo]

The English's job was to raise the animals, while it was the French's to eat it. At least, that's why there's a difference.

[@faceless58]

yep, go try some on translate. pig is porc, calf is veau (veal), sheep in mouton (mutton).

[@chickencurry420]

Well then, why does pig have 2 names? Cow is beef, deer is venison, but pig is pork and also ham.

[@Comp1337ish]

At 33:28 put the video speed at 0.5

[@kewkew73]

That's amazing!

[@tommytwolegs3615]

Drunk jetski argument

[@theyseemefishin]

They all sound like Leonardo DiCaprio during the wolf of wall street scene where he was screaming, "GET OFF THE PHONE!"

[@fedexcow5324]

Tyler Schmaltz I accidentally did it at 32:28. Also turned out to be a funny conversation. Thanks.

[@droxx8547]

Tyler Schmaltz thank you

[@lincolnrayes6464]

Someone walks into McDonald's, "Hey, uh...can i order a Poultry Burger with a Medium Coke and Fries"

[@somethingbanter]

sugar syrup drink* potato strips*

[@kylem2010GT]

29:26 Absolutely! I thought about this for years. There are so many bad drivers, because there is no feedback loop. Because our final destinations are always different, nobody has the opportunity to learn from their mistakes.

[@WintersunForever]

With the whole names of foods being different from the animal names, its because when the french invaded england in 1066 and got settled in, the high class spoke french and called the meat by their french named, but the anglos who dealt with the animals spoke old english. Cow (Cu) in old English and Boef (Beef) in french.

[@balaibanno4788]

Gavin talking about sky factory 👌

[@TheBabitat]

3 Muskequeers saw this comment right as he started talking about it

[@Rzsstrikerszr]

When at what time

[@DarkBlueRH]

Burnie's reaction to Gavin's slo mo video idea had me crying laughing lmfao

[@austin5977]

The "how old is your daughter" joke made me actually laugh more than an inhale through the nose.

[@sirgiraffeneck180]

gus' and burnie's argument FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! kiss kiss kiss

[@Alextillom]

The aluminum pan man was at my apartment complex at UTSA. He didn't get struck but it sure looked like it.

[@travus111]

Alex Tillom thanks bruce

[@Acuatus]

i knew that complex looked familiar

[@CButtonshaw]

only because he was running. if he had stopped he would've been fried

[@mattcool1812]

The more I hear about Achievement hunter's set up, the more I want to go over and rip it apart and rebuild it. They show the "cable management" when they prank little J, just makes me cry.

[@sergiomelendez285]

​I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at a podcast as I did at Gus saying "Don't ever talk to me or my son again." with Gavin on his lap.

[@Gr00t]

Barbara with glasses 👌

[@Gr00t]

are you mad?

[@TGDylan96]

I am a pilot and wear glasses. This is allowed as long as you carry back up glasses which are readily available. Although the military requires 20/20 vision.

[@Silentwisher]

I really needed this podcast. Loved it! Some many laughs. Was having a rough night, feel better now!

[@emilybryan1713]

2020 said hold my beer

[@napostrophen]

This episode is the best way to start of 2018. Definitely made me laugh as I recover from the flu ❤

[@Reverendshot777]

Well 5:55 has aged like milk.

[@AbelFive]

Barbara looks cute with glasses

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

AbelFive Barbara looks cute like most of the time

[@Pvezin]

Id say sexy af, but yeah.

[@conormeaney7223]

Any idea what kind of glasses they are?

[@Rrojas200]

She’s a conceited person most of the time tbh

[@kitt5208]

"barbara always looks cute!!!!!!!!!" -guy who thinks hes original

[@rhia3012]

41:49 is the beginning of the AH Minecraft Sky Factory

[@youknowme9304]

Not even 20 minuets in and already my favorite episode

[@adamstradtman1599]

I like how the thumbnail made it look like Gavin was pretending to be a ventriloquist dummy.

[@pandamom0526]

Burnie and Barb laughing at each other's jokes gives me life.

[@panzerselfie9591]

33:26 barb is just sitting there like MOM DAD STOP FIGHTING

[@ashleystieben1082]

The green light slow down thing is definitely me 😂 whoops

[@SuopIsTheWinner]

"Don't talk to me or my son ever again." LOOOL GUS I LOVE YOU

[@KyleneDanielle]

Yay, post show links are back!

[@alejandravillatoro2840]

literally spat-laughed when barbara said "bring me 10 oysters, ALIVE!"

[@Andy_Kitsune]

I’m thankful for this rt podcast. This was a good one. 😊

[@RelytNroz]

Was thinking of making food, then the first 20 minutes of the podcast happened.

[@amandaaugustine7194]

19:00 in and all i can think about is my grandma telling me how they took heads off chickens when she was younger, and yes the chickens were for their meals. Also if you havent looked it up before look up the longest living headless chicken, the guy who owned it fed it every day. Its really cool actually

[@GhostH20]

Gavin can't hold a beer without it spilling. But he opened champagne without spilling a drop?!?! (until pouring it)

[@Thenerd1110]

Barbara’s pun game on fire so far in 2018

[@HypnoManSweger]

31:17 Animation start

[@Painteagle]

Yeah I wrote a script on my work computer to backup my day's work onto a secure server, then shut down and install updates. Since I started that, the only bit of slowness that I ever experience is that it takes an extra 45 seconds in the morning to turn on the computer.

[@tk5800thesecond]

5:59 oh my sweet summer child.

[@GabbyGoLucky]

I haven't heard people refer to 'blinkers' as 'indicators' much before, until now, but 'indicators' does make sense. I guess 'indicator' just isn't a common term in New England. I always find colloquialisms and names/phrases for things that you only find in certain regions to be pretty interesting to compare

[@insertgenericusernamehere2402]

Barbara with glasses is my new favourite thing. She's so adorable

[@useruseruseruser6777]

I watched the whole podcast at 0.5x speed, best decision of my life

[@shavono8402]

I feel like Burnie and Gus are kind of like the "adults" of this conversation and Gavin and Barb are like kids smartly commenting on everything the adults say XD

[@123Jokkmokk123]

My lord, Barb is lookin good this week!

[@Magus-Dragon-0]

Everything is working perfectly.Gavin: I know what I'm doing.Everything that can go wrong, is.

[@simonezatti7323]

31:10 From here on out it's all pure gold

[@sebasteanjanzen1210]

Loving the darkness on the podcast this week :)

[@jjv2cantrememberlogindetai363]

Has anyone here watched every single RT podcast from start to finish?

[@fishasdogasfish]

I want Burnie saying "Look at all these chickens" as my text tone! Make it happen Rooster Teeth!

[@ElHoxoActual]

I love how chill Barbra sits

[@aswellfellow3240]

Burnie looked so ready to let Gavin sit on his lap and looked so disappointed when he said no

[@glorysky1998]

I'm all done at home, great new year!

[@JustDee22]

50:08 & 50:11 Some kind of secret communication between Burnie & Gus?

[@wnerchan]

They should do a podcast with the three new AI guests Google Home, Alexa, and Cortana. Also with surprise guest Bonzi Buddy.

[@schmeeckle4847]

cheesecakefox11 expand dong

[@vergillives9890]

So you an hour of either dead silence or sorry didn't get that not sure what you are going

[@KittyGamingYT]

Imagine talking about Leonia and not realizing that the GWB is the main cause for traffic in the town... which would have normally been a small quaint town without the miles of bumper to bumper traffic.

[@Painteagle]

Barb and Gav are on fire this episode!

[@MrsPandaaaa]

Oh man, I picked the wrong episode to watch while i'm eating xD