If Judgement Day was like a normal trial

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[@GDAccelerate]

satanist somehow ends up in heaven when?

[@baconlordthereal]

judgement day is actualy something slightly different were all humanity gets judged funny af though

[@tr_aux]

swag

[@GDAccelerate]

@@baconlordthereal 🤓☝️

[@death-istic9586]

Hi❤

[@SamLabbato]

"sloth. did you ever sleep?" "for like a third of my life" GASPS

[@speedy01247]

"actually you gave me insomnia so no I spent most of each night trying to sleep but failing" Devil "so you are saying you tried to sin but failed, I argue that that is worse then actually sinning since he is a wuss would couldn't do it" GA "objection I have here that a witch cursed his bloodline with insomnia 1832 years ago and who powers that witches spell? The Devil" God "overruled I actually did that, cause that witches grandkids would be affected also so I thought it was funny anyway was it funny?" GA "he's got us there its funny"

[@noobeczek.]

you know this is going to be in the video

[@Ren_Ca]

Imagine actually sleeping 8 hours a day 😔

[@roboticgentlemen1970]

​@Ren_Ca no hustle mentality

[@ohiograssman1564]

Once or twice I think 😂

[@JackMadness91]

“Only God can judge me.” Oh, He’s gonna.

[@bondymagnomous3544]

Yeah but it's not like he had a choice

[@guythat779]

​@@bondymagnomous3544you chose to say that about the only one with choice

[@jesusisunstoppable4438]

​@@bondymagnomous3544 Bullcrap. Free Will

[@You_Ate_My_Soap]

Here before reply war

[@Cyclone4238]

Here before the war

[@chrisjackson1889]

“Were you ever proud?” “I’m not Trans”💀

[@lamboking8able]

Need more like😂

[@ameliashananya]

as a trans person, I laughed in confusion, it was funny, but still, I don't much like the implications, but again, god in zach's skit is an asshole, so I wouldn't be surprised if he's transphobic and made the whole pride sin just for LGBT people. anyway, thatbwas funny XD

[@mofik26]

@@ameliashananya I had exactly the same thought process

[@deathybrs]

Ah, yeah... the way I interpreted that was that he'd never been a part of Pride.

[@xipheonj]

@@ameliashananya it was pun about the Pride movement, just the word, nothing about the identity itself.

[@aaronpua2630]

the: "you're god, you literally can" kept killing me

[@turtlebear4900]

If God says he doesn't make the rules then is there someone else? But then does that mean god does make the rules since him saying that he doesn't make the rules is the rule.

[@pokejinwwi]

@@turtlebear4900 but if God says that he doesn't make the rules, that doesn't mean that he does make the rules, it just means that he made the rule that he does not make the rules, meaning someone else makes the rules because God made the rule that he does not make the rules.

[@turtlebear4900]

But if he can make the rule to not make the rules what is to say that he didn't make the other rules? God literally made the rule that he doesn't make the rules which is making a rule.

[@pokejinwwi]

@@turtlebear4900 There is nothing that says that he didn't make the other rules. Likewise, if he makes the rule that he does not make the rules, there is nothing that says he did make the other rules. Therefore, making the rule that he did not make the other rules does not imply that he does indeed make the other rules.

[@Keyz42]

666 likes atm, sorry can't like the comment

[@10carflo22]

If I were him I would find a new lawyer, that Angel defense barely did anything

[@Greenphantom16]

Same

[@andreaspatsalides1914]

To be fair, he did get him for free

[@speedy01247]

@@andreaspatsalides1914 honestly most our GA's are probably crap for that reason, I mean how many times have we been saved in life? though this could be survival bias since we might not realize how many times we were unknowingly saved, like that time when I was 5-6 and nearly foot stomped by a horse. (it nearly struck my head) but then again I did dodge it so lets split that 50/50 with the GA.

[@frostfrost8907]

But the Angel managed to get him out of every sin so far

[@leocorbino2922]

angels are in clear conflict of intrest with the judge😂

[@Rishnotfishandnochips]

Funny skit idea: The passover spirit killing every first born pharoah son but a jew forgets to put the lamb’s blood on the door

[@ZachStarHimself]

Might have to do it cause this made me laugh 😂

[@DXDragon38]

Ok, that is hilarious! 😆

[@a_d3mon]

​@@ZachStarHimselfDO IT

[@roma540]

@@ZachStarHimself The vegan jew joke hanging right there. Just saying

[@Stytchless]

@@ZachStarHimselfplease do

[@Smallpriest]

I just realized that the 7 Deadly Sins implies that there are other not so lethal sins out there

[@matityaloran9157]

Yeah. Some sins are regarded as worse than others

[@highcap4952]

The church made them up. But the bible actually counts some sins worse than others. Mostly sexuall stuff and pride or hate.

[@Rattlehead-gy9ct]

2 types of sin: mortal and venial. Mortal sins are a direct separation from God, venial sins damage your relationship with God. Mortal sins are by far the worse ones, and the 7 deadly sins generally fall into that category

[@gunsgalore7571]

It depends on the specific denomination. In Catholicism, sins are divided between mortal ("serious" or "deadly") and venial ("easily forgiven"). However, the Seven Deadly Sins are called that not because they are particularly bad, but because they are umbrella terms. For instance, "gluttony" could be anything from having one too many Sprites at a party so that you felt a little queasy afterwards (venial) to binge drinking every night (mortal). Envy could be anything from wishing you had a car as fancy as your friend's (venial) to stealing your friend's fancy car (mortal). The main point is that in Catholicism, a mortal sin will send you to Hell, unless you confess it before you die and you genuinely intend to do better in the future. A venial sin simply means that you will need to be purified before you enter Heaven - this is a phenomenon known as Purgatory.

[@Thomas-rz5nt]

The 8 Mildly Dangerous Sins

[@johnchessant3012]

3:24 "the defendant was also proud of himself after doing better on a math test than all of the Asian students" "objection, that's understandable" "sustained" LMAO

[@nancysung8448]

😂

[@jonathaslopes8038]

Skit idea: Kidnappers call other Kidnappers.

[@tigersoar26]

Like a kidnapped baby that grew up got kidnapped?

[@YTHandlesSuck]

@@tigersoar26I think it's like if you kidnapped the child of kidnappers

[@corruptangel6793]

God: "Closing arguments?" Human: "Well, I did sin, quite a bit apparently, but I believed in you, Almighty God, and you sent your son to die for my sins. So, guardian angel, if you would." *Guardian angel hands God a Monopoly get out of jail free card* God: "Well, shit, there's nothing I can do about this." Devil: "There absolutely is, you're GOD!" God: "You're free to go. Welcome to heaven!"

[@shashanksam]

well that's not true, God never had a son, it's not technically possible for The Almighty God to have a son astagfirullah so he will go to hell because he thinks his actions won't have any consequences

[@partycreeper1434]

@@shashanksam I imagine you're jewish?

[@Mailed-Knight]

@@shashanksam What are you even talking about? God is called The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. So its technically (by definition) true that God has a son.

[@sasori7054]

​@@Mailed-Knightwhy is God gendered if He's got no female equivalent?

[@WhatIfComedy]

That so needs to be in part 2

[@grumpylibrarian]

"If you really love thy neighbor, you can get them off." Seems like that belongs on a T-shirt.

[@chrismcnish4087]

Someone needs to put that on a T-shirt right now

[@AltonV]

he said "you'd get them off"

[@Drew-Peacock_]

amazing

[@LQABP]

It’s on one of mine.

[@MangoBlasters-go5cs]

"Point to the part of the Doll you like the most" is the craziest line in Zach Star history.

[@reubenmanzo2054]

As a teacher, I pointed to the brain.

[@ShadowSlayer1441]

I like how the defense attorney did literally nothing.

[@LucianDevine]

God him off on at least 3 sins!

[@TheThewhatnow]

What can you do when your client is that evil and filled with sin.

[@LQABP]

Typical public defender 😒

[@ChupacabraRex]

he sent toughts and prayers

[@r4pture14]

Zach never fails to make me unreasonably angry at something I will never have to experience.

[@HANKSANDY69420]

*Because why put up with that BS when you can just plead "guilty"*

[@MyWorld-eb9oz]

Oh, just wait and see, buddy.

[@Musydid911]

​@@HANKSANDY69420 ...well in this context, hell.

[@Musydid911]

​@@MyWorld-eb9oz I don't think the final judgement is going to be anything like it is in the video, he's bang on the buck.

[@mr.nothappy301]

How do you know?

[@kikofriastenza9876]

If my physics skills were as sharp as Zach's wits, I'd have been a Nobel laureate three times in a row.

[@sharkdentures3247]

I do respect the insight & self-awareness of the Accused to IMMEDIATELY ask for directions to Hell in order to just SKIP the trial! Smart move it seems.

[@_Devil]

"If you really loved thy neighbor, you would get them off"

[@masonblankenship7677]

God: Did you ever feel lust? Defendent: I mean, sometimes? God and Jury: GASP Guardian Angel: Objection, the defendent wouldn't even exist if his ancestors hadn't felt lust. God: Overruled.

[@San-lh8us]

The Devil: oh, so the fact his ancestors sinned made it possible for *him* to sin as well? it seems like he just didn't learn from the mistakes of his ancestors

[@therealking6202]

"God's Super Awesome Plan." Font: Engineer

[@InsertNameHere911]

It should be God’s Ineffable Plan

[@davidpoulin1205]

WARNING to all : Don't ever... EVER... watch Zach while drinking at the same time. This is prone to an infuriating unplanned cleaning on your schedule.

[@Niaomi101]

😂

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

"is it too late to repent?" On exactly judgment day? Yeah. 😅

[@gehlesen559]

No.

[@jackbarman7063]

Seems arbitrary (like a lot of religion) and designed to spread conversion through fear.

[@gehlesen559]

@@jackbarman7063 Nah. If that was the case we'd all be worshipping Aztec or Middle Eastern Pantheon. no one will join a religion because of the fear its lore spreads. That's a terrible marketing strategy. Fear is for control over the faithful, not to gain new members. .

[@papersparrow899]

​@@jackbarman7063I don't know if I could word this correctly, or if I could help you, but I'll try. You may have heard that God is good all the time, but you questioned that if He really is good, why does this world suffer? Why are there many people in the streets begging for food and water and money, those in hospitals with incurable diseases, or why He took away our loved ones? We can't blame God for the problems that we've caused, and even the consequences that the people before us made. The reason why these things happen? Is because of sin. When this world was made by God, it was perfect, like how He wanted it to be, the trees, lands, oceans, seas, animals, and then Adam and Eve, He gave them free will, but why? Because God wanted a sincere and genuine relationship with man, that for love to be real, it can't be forced, but with a choice. And so, Adam and Eve had two choices, they could either obey God, or disobey, sadly, they chose to disobey. Because of that, there's a rift between us and God and through generations after, there's a sin nature within us. It's a propensity and tendency towards sin. Romans 3:23 states that we all fall short of the glory of God. You, and I, and everyone here have sinned, I'm not saying this as if I'm flawless, but because I too am not perfect, and full of flaws. I've done things to escape from pain, even though I know they're wrong and they'll ruin my life. I've said bad things with my mouth, had bad relationships that I wish I could've fixed sooner. Even suffering from addictions. And because of that, we have a penalty to pay, Romans 6:23 says that the wages of sin is death. So it means that we have a death sentence, our good works can't save us, nor can God be bribed to let us in Heaven because He's just, and He must punish sin. So the consequence is Hell, which is separation from Him, and what's sad is that Hell wasn't made for us in the first place, it was made for satan and his angels. But because we choose to reject God and love the devil more, because we side with the enemy more, we too are going to partake in the punishment. So the good news? We're made in God's image, in the image of a Father who created this whole universe and even us, who even loves us. But the bad news is that we have sinned against Him and we are to pay the penalty. But the good news of the Gospel is that Jesus, who's fully God and fully man, went to this earth, lived the perfect life we couldn't live, and died the death that we deserve for our sins against God on the cross. That's an act of His love for us. Jesus never did anything wrong, never said anything wrong and not even in His thoughts, yet He died for us, to take the punishment. He was buried but, three days later, He rose again, and what we're called to do with the gift of salvation from Him is to repent, and place our faith in Him. Jack, you may have gone through a bad experience, maybe a loss, betrayal, an addiction, but I want to tell you that no matter what happened in your past, even if you think you can't be forgiven, Jesus wants to forgive you, He died for you, He loves you, He CARES about you! I'm not saying this for my own benefit as well, but because it's a message from my heart that I have to share. God always has a plan for your life, even if you don't think so, I don't know if this message will help you, if it does, I'm glad. And Jack, thank you for having the time to read this comment, hahaha God bless you, and Jesus loves you.

[@condedooku9750]

@@jackbarman7063 That's the whole point.

[@Green__Ghost]

Sloth *Devil:* "Records show that the defendant spends 7 hours a day RESTING!" GASP *Defendant:* "God literally spent the entire 7th day of creation resting!" *God:* "Whataboutism, classic guilty behaviour".

[@San-lh8us]

i mean, he spent 1 seventh of the week resting, not 1 third, that is way too much

[@guythat779]

"Let the record show he already paid for his crimes" is a very real thing and why i say thank god when i get random inconveniences and injuries

[@Jinakaks]

Bro that Amy Schumer line had me laughing out loud harder than any other skit watched on the platform. Bravo!

[@jamimurrahman9159]

Ikr 😅 it got me too!

[@luisfilipe2023]

The Epstein island joke completely broke me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this channel always makes the best dark humor

[@user-ty8pr3gf4v]

same

[@Carboy45]

💀

[@dgkoolkid3572]

Can't wait for part two when they bring up that time he did "Soaking."

[@BookMC]

finally found you in the comments XD.

[@haruthunanyan7387]

Yeah you deserve the attention kid)

[@AsiccAP]

what the fuck is "soaking"

[@dgkoolkid3572]

@@AsiccAP kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWa7dad9psStmpI

[@Habitt5253]

Lust: Satan pulls out a thicc THICCC binder. "This may take a while."

[@Emc_Squared]

I hope Zack sees this😂😂😂

[@enderking6430]

If this was the case almost all of us would probably go to hell

[@guythat779]

You do realise the judgment still happens despite the format being different

[@ProsecutorZekrom]

@@guythat779 This is fiction. Funny as hell, but still fiction.

[@Sobol14]

Considering the current Meta, 100% will anyway.

[@matityaloran9157]

@@guythat779Yeah but it’s not necessarily the same punishments

[@neonh3043]

In reality the defendant would be Jesus though not a random Guardian angel who doesn't defend anything

[@mottebailley4122]

I swear I thought this was going to be “Skynet nuking humanity” as a normal trial

[@bankrupt3am932]

😂 me too

[@Cactuspresidents]

Judging by the bruises on your arm, you picked up brazilian jiu jitsu?

[@ZachStarHimself]

You are correct

[@CarletoGamesCGYT674]

Brazil Mentioned.

[@TheChiggerBug]

I love that this went full circle

[@joereyes7100]

Here after watching “When you volunteer to sacrifice yourself”

[@highcap4952]

Skit idea: The universe / earth / creation, if God were a typical engineering student.

[@Durzik]

Judgement day looks like that one person who would go on your twitter account to find something requestionable/bad that you said 10 years ago

[@dupiglupi2355]

Yea but if you truly regret doing that God will kown

[@Slothptimal]

Wrath: Just God going on about how he can't do anything to change anything, and the defendant getting more and more pissed. Eventually, D says, "Fuuuuuck you, God" *GASPS* Devil grinning ear to ear Guardian angel bashing head off the wall

[@emeralddragon2980]

You know, I'd call this kangaroo court, but that would be an insult to the kangaroos.

[@smier666]

Video suggestion: god gets audited by the IRS

[@louiscipher2939]

If Zach is taking skit ideas, here is one. A skit on how milk was discovered would be fun. Like the first human to walk up to a cow and....?

[@sambathelionking]

Already done by Ryan george and also ismmoba

[@Lunch0guy]

When I think about this I just imagine a really hungry dude seeing a calf suckling on a teat, and sliding in next to it to suckle alongside.

[@jaijaiwanted]

Skit idea: What if all your dead relatives and ancestors were literally watching everything you did, just floating around you all the time. Watching. Judging.

[@adamsmith7885]

eventually everything will become public knowledge and everyone will be resurrected. so yes, your ancestors and descendants will look at what you did. and vice versa.

[@jaijaiwanted]

@@adamsmith7885 unlikely

[@YourFunkiness]

Props on having Satan be the prosecutor. Many people miss that.

[@dragskcinnay3184]

3:34 "-Objection: that's understandable -Sustained." Un/fortunately (your choice if you think it's a good or bad thing), the courts don't work like that 😂

[@danielkover7157]

"If you really loved thy neighbor, you'd get them off." I'll remember that the next time I bring a casserole next door or borrow some sugar.

[@DeadHardTV]

"...we continue with next sin, wich is..." "Oh god" "What"

[@willyguy22v26]

4:56 CRAZY RISKY LINE LMAO

[@a.m.mourning]

this is by far the best knack at religious strictness I've seen

[@coffeeman501]

Objection: technically speaking, Jesus should be the defense attorney as he did go to bat for humanity. Also, having Jesus in that position would be infinitely funnier since you know he'd vouch for some of these things. Like the Bottomless Fries.

[@adamsmith7885]

Jesus Christ told me I won't be judged to begin with.

[@PaoloEmilioGiardinetti]

Actually, Mary is often referred to as an advocate in Catholicism. She is the closest to a "Judgement Day defense attorney".

[@Claire-tk4do]

@coffeeman541 This is accurate and hilarious

[@roboticgentlemen1970]

0:24 the exact response I would have. Can't let grandma see my search history

[@raufowaty2]

4:27 He could just take the kids for a flight to some hospital

[@weeblordgaming6062]

He was both able and willing to commit those sins

[@willowingwhispers2612]

"and a jury of your dead relatives" Oh, well damn, I would already be screwed with that alone, lol.

[@Dashmaster305]

I think we can all agree that this was NOT like a normal trial.

[@sasi5841]

*"Turned out to be Epstein's island"* Lmao best line in the skit

[@uyandaomega6525]

Love how seamlessly this moved from the current video

[@anynonymous1585]

“After going through his internal thoughts” Fuck shit god damnit I’m screwed

[@Otakuguy78]

If they can access the secret browser history im just going to hell, not wasting time or answering questions

[@Niaomi101]

Can I join 💀

[@brandonthewisp844]

the entire skit i was waiting for jesus to say "he's with me" and walk him to heaven

[@0_Body]

Is this trial not punishment enough?

[@R17630]

"Is it too late to repent?" XD

[@ReallyBigToaster]

“The defendant did pay for his sins” absolutely sent me! Well played

[@rieaweer7459]

Thanks as always for another great video

[@Niaomi101]

2 dollars ay? Nice

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Pretty sure gluttony means eating so much that it ruins your life or even the lives of others. Like parents eating so much that their children are malnourished

[@Zaylic]

fortnite

[@TwisterTornado]

Oh, man. What a horrible image. That must exist, somewhere, and I never thought about it. Enough food for everyone, but one horrible oinker letting everyone else waste away. Hell on Earth.

[@Niaomi101]

Yeah I think that's just it too, eating way more than you need and wasting food.

[@user-bl6dz1dz8j]

​@@TwisterTornado we produce food for 1.5 of our population guess where it goes

[@TwisterTornado]

@@user-bl6dz1dz8j I don't know what your comment even means

[@bruisersfoodequipment1848]

These are getting better and better, Zach. Thank you for doing such a great job.

[@geisaune793]

This channel is so funny. It reminds me so much of KZbin from like 10 or 15 years ago when everyone just did 3-4 minute skits. The sense of humor on this channel is similar to that time as well haha

[@Agitatius]

"after going through his personal thoughts" lol

[@allaware1971]

This ain't a trial-- this is God roasting this guy using the pride sin.

[@shrutsilakari9711]

By far one of your best videos to date. And I say hmthat having watched every upload except 2. Many multiple times

[@rrconway9908]

YOU ARE HILARIOUS! Love your videos. You are gonna be a great actor one day!

[@granthqweqw5244]

"Were you ever proud" "No, I'm not trans" LMAO

[@Niaomi101]

God, I actually was expecting more of these comments

[@tirsden]

2:45 - Made a very poor choice of drinking coffee right then.

[@Olectralab]

Video Idea: If Zeus lost his lightning rod.

[@4see300]

i wonder what god thought after i edged for 9hrs

[@mainaverse]

Probably “ look at the stamina on this one”

[@The_lamb_sauce]

Probably “dang it took you that long just to make that tiny thing work?”

[@rorp24]

well, since it's unnecessary for reproduction, it's 9 hours of lust... Christianity sucks

[@benjaminlore6633]

probably "wow he is fighting for so long, good for him!"

[@randallporter1404]

If Angels are watching over us, do you think they like our Pron?

[@modnik1388]

video idea: three dudes in a bar, lucifer disguised as a wealthy business man, god disguised as a drug addict/alcoholic and some random ass guy with 50k college debt thinking about his future

[@violahero4life]

YOOOO!!! This is GREAT. Excited for PT. 2!

[@dramir5953]

This was awesome 😂😂😂 That epstein island twist had me rolling, did not expect it coming

[@jonathanmoody8757]

0:44 this should be a meme lol

[@gabedarrett1301]

Agreed

[@reznovvazileski3193]

Now I'm just imagining court recess actually being the lawyers, prosecutors and judge fighting it out over the last tricycle on the course and jury members doing the monkeybars and shit xD

[@NimbleBard48]

Oh wow. Lust is getting such a clifhanger! xD Imagine all of that browser history. All of our browser histories...

[@Niaomi101]

... Yeah I think.. I think il just go to hell

[@chastion3689]

God is able and unwilling.

[@adamsmith7885]

God is able and willing, but you are not willing.

[@M1szS]

@@adamsmith7885 ??

[@gehlesen559]

​@@adamsmith7885 he is unwilling to grant everyone unconditional eternal maximum happiness?

[@bakutie]

@@adamsmith7885 why not make us willing

[@Niaomi101]

​@@adamsmith7885 bro is yapping about nothing

[@jamimurrahman9159]

I love all the stereotypes he throws out after being asked a question; "No im not a crypto-day trader"

[@virtues487]

It all comes back to this

[@ironfistgaming8945]

Your videos never disappoint... I am so proud of you

[@friendlyneighborhoodmemer18]

Under a minute, never so quick.

[@anashaddad9144]

Zach do you prefer being in comedy or in physics?

[@TheKb117]

prolly, YES!!! hehehe

[@crazyking3329]

Doesn’t matter he’s good at both

[@AnApple-xg8lm]

Why not both

[@user-ft7fq4ou4v]

"We'll continue with our next sin, which is..." "Oh, you."

[@BatmanwhogoesHA]

2:12 the sin of pride doesn’t mean never be proud of your own accomplishments, it just means don’t be a narcissist who’s full of themself.

[@The_lamb_sauce]

5:00 They could’ve used a older doll

[@kira.jyints]

You always manage to make actually funny trans jokes, and I appreciate that!

[@neanda]

this is a really cool concept 🤣 i'm looking forward to part 2. btw, i was gluttoning my lunch while watching this

[@jasonsdailysafari5409]

I feel like the religion based humor is a unique thing for our time(+-50 yrs); we grew up in it so we know the lore, but we don’t take it seriously so we can make fun of it.

[@adamsmith7885]

Do you take seriously the love Jesus Christ had for you that He was even willing to die on a cross for you?

[@Niaomi101]

​@@adamsmith7885what is bro yapping

[@adamsmith7885]

@@Niaomi101 Jesus Christ is worth being called a dog by you ✝️

[@Theoneaboveitall6537]

Ngl this is not true. Most people take religion seriously. Some don't.

[@adamsmith7885]

@@Theoneaboveitall6537 there are those who love Jesus Christ, and those who hate Him. ✝️

[@zcnaipowered7407]

2:40 was just straight up mean they exposed him badly

[@DarioKalen_Kagenui]

Couldn't stop laughing. 😂😂💯 Great video as always, looking forward to the next one.

[@Drag0nvil]

Current thoughtprocess be like: "With god as my witness, I swear that this can't possibly be any worse then hell!"

[@lunard8690]

im a christian, but i find hell unjustifiable and i dont think anyone should be punished in the is world or the next for who they do or do not believe in, also its not sin to be gay or bisexual

[@stereotypespecialist]

Then youre not a Christian.

[@lestercrowley1485]

What you said doesn't make you a christian. You either adhere to everything the bible tells you or don't. Your religion doesn't allow for cherry-picking although it happens all the time. The "have your cake and eat it too" mentality is hypocritical. Try some introspection before taking a label.

[@Niaomi101]

​@@lestercrowley1485bro is right, you're going directly against god's plan right there by calling him unjust.

[@lestercrowley1485]

@@Niaomi101 Don't get me wrong. No gods exist. That's beyond absurd to even contemplate. I'm just clarifying that if you choose to be a part of a particular religion, you must take the entire package it offers and not choose certain parts you like and/or accept. Otherwise, what's the point?

[@Niaomi101]

@@lestercrowley1485 I was replying to op 💀

[@shanemjn]

All I'm saying is, if we don't sin, Jesus died for nothing

[@mysterio4877]

Or maybe he didn t even die for our sins

[@reverseflashplays8615]

The way God keeps saying he doesn’t make the rules asks bro just keeps saying yes he does😭

[@user-fx4ii4dr9f]

I hope you are able to keep the same energy You have in these admittedly funny at times videos when you meet him ,the knee bows, tongue confess. I hope your heart is in rhe right place,9f not now by the time you are there.

[@ronaldonwoke2004]

Laugh or fuck off, no one needs comment preists

[@michaelblaes9847]

"Wheres hell, is it over there, I'll just go." Best joke in less than 30 seconds. That would be my response as well. Skip the trial, straight to hell, Let's not waste everyone's time. Sloth - King, Greed + Gluttony + Lust + Envy - I want it all, Pride - I'm surrounded by morons, Wraith - Don't road rage so I pass that one.

[@JohnLaurens-lm7mt]

God: Look, I don't make the rules. Oliver: Your God! You ABSOLUTELY DO! That had me cracking up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annesk9809]

The music when each sin is introduced 😂