If Judgement Day was like a normal trial

[@ZachStarHimself]

Part 2 here!: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJXFqZeLjrd8oZo And if you want to get God's mug, you can do so here: www.zachstarshop.com/listing/gods-mug-philippians

[@GDAccelerate]

satanist somehow ends up in heaven when?

[@baconlordthereal]

judgement day is actualy something slightly different were all humanity gets judged funny af though

[@tr_aux]

swag

[@GDAccelerate]

@@baconlordthereal 🤓☝️

[@death-istic9586]

Hi❤

[@SamLabbato]

"sloth. did you ever sleep?" "for like a third of my life" GASPS

[@speedy01247]

"actually you gave me insomnia so no I spent most of each night trying to sleep but failing" Devil "so you are saying you tried to sin but failed, I argue that that is worse then actually sinning since he is a wuss would couldn't do it" GA "objection I have here that a witch cursed his bloodline with insomnia 1832 years ago and who powers that witches spell? The Devil" God "overruled I actually did that, cause that witches grandkids would be affected also so I thought it was funny anyway was it funny?" GA "he's got us there its funny"

[@noobeczek.]

you know this is going to be in the video

[@Ren_Ca]

Imagine actually sleeping 8 hours a day 😔

[@roboticgentlemen1970]

​@Ren_Ca no hustle mentality

[@ohiograssman1564]

Once or twice I think 😂

[@JackMadness91]

“Only God can judge me.” Oh, He’s gonna.

[@bondymagnomous3544]

Yeah but it's not like he had a choice

[@guythat779]

​@@bondymagnomous3544you chose to say that about the only one with choice

[@jesusisunstoppable4438]

​@@bondymagnomous3544 Bullcrap. Free Will

[@You_Ate_My_Soap]

Here before reply war

[@Cyclone4238]

Here before the war

[@aaronpua2630]

the: "you're god, you literally can" kept killing me

[@turtlebear4900]

If God says he doesn't make the rules then is there someone else? But then does that mean god does make the rules since him saying that he doesn't make the rules is the rule.

[@turtlebear4900]

But if he can make the rule to not make the rules what is to say that he didn't make the other rules? God literally made the rule that he doesn't make the rules which is making a rule.

[@Keyz42]

666 likes atm, sorry can't like the comment

[@aaronpua2630]

@@Keyz42 fair

[@potatoboy549]

Pretty lore accurate. God has a knack for going “Aww man, I wanna stop you from getting graped but like, free will dude”

[@10carflo22]

If I were him I would find a new lawyer, that Angel defense barely did anything

[@Greenphantom16]

Same

[@andreaspatsalides1914]

To be fair, he did get him for free

[@speedy01247]

@@andreaspatsalides1914 honestly most our GA's are probably crap for that reason, I mean how many times have we been saved in life? though this could be survival bias since we might not realize how many times we were unknowingly saved, like that time when I was 5-6 and nearly foot stomped by a horse. (it nearly struck my head) but then again I did dodge it so lets split that 50/50 with the GA.

[@frostfrost8907]

But the Angel managed to get him out of every sin so far

[@leocorbino2922]

angels are in clear conflict of intrest with the judge😂

[@Rishnotfishandnochips]

Funny skit idea: The passover spirit killing every first born pharoah son but a jew forgets to put the lamb’s blood on the door

[@ZachStarHimself]

Might have to do it cause this made me laugh 😂

[@DXDragon38]

Ok, that is hilarious! 😆

[@a_d3mon]

​@@ZachStarHimselfDO IT

[@roma540]

@@ZachStarHimself The vegan jew joke hanging right there. Just saying

[@Stytchless]

@@ZachStarHimselfplease do

[@johnchessant3012]

3:24 "the defendant was also proud of himself after doing better on a math test than all of the Asian students" "objection, that's understandable" "sustained" LMAO

[@nancysung24]

😂

[@vindi167]

314 like, that's round(π*100)

[@Smallpriest]

I just realized that the 7 Deadly Sins implies that there are other not so lethal sins out there

[@matityaloran9157]

Yeah. Some sins are regarded as worse than others

[@highcap4952]

The church made them up. But the bible actually counts some sins worse than others. Mostly sexuall stuff and pride or hate.

[@Rattlehead-gy9ct]

2 types of sin: mortal and venial. Mortal sins are a direct separation from God, venial sins damage your relationship with God. Mortal sins are by far the worse ones, and the 7 deadly sins generally fall into that category

[@gunsgalore7571]

It depends on the specific denomination. In Catholicism, sins are divided between mortal ("serious" or "deadly") and venial ("easily forgiven"). However, the Seven Deadly Sins are called that not because they are particularly bad, but because they are umbrella terms. For instance, "gluttony" could be anything from having one too many Sprites at a party so that you felt a little queasy afterwards (venial) to binge drinking every night (mortal). Envy could be anything from wishing you had a car as fancy as your friend's (venial) to stealing your friend's fancy car (mortal). The main point is that in Catholicism, a mortal sin will send you to Hell, unless you confess it before you die and you genuinely intend to do better in the future. A venial sin simply means that you will need to be purified before you enter Heaven - this is a phenomenon known as Purgatory.

[@Thomas-rz5nt]

The 8 Mildly Dangerous Sins

[@chrisjackson1889]

“Were you ever proud?” “I’m not Trans”💀

[@lamboking8able]

Need more like😂

[@mofik26]

@@EmeraldCraft0 I had exactly the same thought process

[@deathybrs]

Ah, yeah... the way I interpreted that was that he'd never been a part of Pride.

[@xipheonj]

@@EmeraldCraft0 it was pun about the Pride movement, just the word, nothing about the identity itself.

[@bricktasticanimations4834]

@@EmeraldCraft0 Just because someone doesn't agree with your views doesn't make them phobic. A phobia is a fear of something. Do I agree that gender can be changed? No. Am I "transphobic"? No.

[@corruptangel6793]

God: "Closing arguments?" Human: "Well, I did sin, quite a bit apparently, but I believed in you, Almighty God, and you sent your son to die for my sins. So, guardian angel, if you would." *Guardian angel hands God a Monopoly get out of jail free card* God: "Well, shit, there's nothing I can do about this." Devil: "There absolutely is, you're GOD!" God: "You're free to go. Welcome to heaven!"

[@shashanksam]

well that's not true, God never had a son, it's not technically possible for The Almighty God to have a son astagfirullah so he will go to hell because he thinks his actions won't have any consequences

[@partycreeper1434]

@@shashanksam I imagine you're jewish?

[@Mailed-Knight]

@@shashanksam What are you even talking about? God is called The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. So its technically (by definition) true that God has a son.

[@sasori7054]

​@@Mailed-Knightwhy is God gendered if He's got no female equivalent?

[@WhatIfComedy]

That so needs to be in part 2

[@MangoBlasters-go5cs]

"Point to the part of the Doll you like the most" is the craziest line in Zach Star history.

[@reubenmanzo2054]

As a teacher, I pointed to the brain.

[@xdgaming70]

Why is no one talking about the Epstein joke😭

[@grumpylibrarian]

"If you really love thy neighbor, you can get them off." Seems like that belongs on a T-shirt.

[@chrismcnish4087]

Someone needs to put that on a T-shirt right now

[@AltonV]

he said "you'd get them off"

[@NicholasAguirre-j4k]

amazing

[@ፔ̇̈]

It’s on one of mine.

[@jonathaslopes8038]

Skit idea: Kidnappers call other Kidnappers.

[@tigersoar26]

Like a kidnapped baby that grew up got kidnapped?

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

@@tigersoar26I think it's like if you kidnapped the child of kidnappers

[@teamofone1219]

Kidnappers: We have your kid. Other Kidnappers: No we have your kid.

[@ShadowSlayer1441]

I like how the defense attorney did literally nothing.

[@LucianDevine]

God him off on at least 3 sins!

[@TheThewhatnow]

What can you do when your client is that evil and filled with sin.

[@ፔ̇̈]

Typical public defender 😒

[@ChupacabraRex]

he sent toughts and prayers

[@sharkdentures3247]

I do respect the insight & self-awareness of the Accused to IMMEDIATELY ask for directions to Hell in order to just SKIP the trial! Smart move it seems.

[@r4pture14]

Zach never fails to make me unreasonably angry at something I will never have to experience.

[@HANKSANDY69420]

*Because why put up with that BS when you can just plead "guilty"*

[@MyWorld-eb9oz]

Oh, just wait and see, buddy.

[@Musydid911]

​@@HANKSANDY69420 ...well in this context, hell.

[@Musydid911]

​@@MyWorld-eb9oz I don't think the final judgement is going to be anything like it is in the video, he's bang on the buck.

[@mr.nothappy301]

How do you know?

[@therealking6202]

"God's Super Awesome Plan." Font: Engineer

[@Green__Ghost]

Sloth *Devil:* "Records show that the defendant spends 7 hours a day RESTING!" GASP *Defendant:* "God literally spent the entire 7th day of creation resting!" *God:* "Whataboutism, classic guilty behaviour".

[@San-lh8us]

i mean, he spent 1 seventh of the week resting, not 1 third, that is way too much

[@teamofone1219]

God: Rules for thee not for me.

[@rieaweer7459]

Thanks as always for another great video

[@Niaomi101]

2 dollars ay? Nice

[@davidpoulin1205]

WARNING to all : Don't ever... EVER... watch Zach while drinking at the same time. This is prone to an infuriating unplanned cleaning on your schedule.

[@Niaomi101]

😂

[@mangaanimefan3089]

Learned that lesson the hard way, did we? 😂

[@MrAwesome457]

2:12 the sin of pride doesn’t mean never be proud of your own accomplishments, it just means don’t be a narcissist who’s full of themself.

[@Nikos-o-gamer]

The pride it refers to comes from the Greek word Αλαζόνας(alazonas) someone who is full of themselves and believe is higher than God. So yeah that guy is speaking facts for anyone wondering

[@_Devil]

"If you really loved thy neighbor, you would get them off"

[@roboticgentlemen1970]

0:24 the exact response I would have. Can't let grandma see my search history

[@Habitt5253]

Lust: Satan pulls out a thicc THICCC binder. "This may take a while."

[@Emc_Squared]

I hope Zack sees this😂😂😂

[@guythat779]

"Let the record show he already paid for his crimes" is a very real thing and why i say thank god when i get random inconveniences and injuries

[@raufowaty2]

4:27 He could just take the kids for a flight to some hospital

[@Jinakaks]

Bro that Amy Schumer line had me laughing out loud harder than any other skit watched on the platform. Bravo!

[@jamimurrahman9159]

Ikr 😅 it got me too!

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

"is it too late to repent?" On exactly judgment day? Yeah. 😅

[@gehlesen559]

No.

[@jackbarman7063]

Seems arbitrary (like a lot of religion) and designed to spread conversion through fear.

[@gehlesen559]

@@jackbarman7063 Nah. If that was the case we'd all be worshipping Aztec or Middle Eastern Pantheon. no one will join a religion because of the fear its lore spreads. That's a terrible marketing strategy. Fear is for control over the faithful, not to gain new members. .

[@papersparrow899]

​@@jackbarman7063I don't know if I could word this correctly, or if I could help you, but I'll try. You may have heard that God is good all the time, but you questioned that if He really is good, why does this world suffer? Why are there many people in the streets begging for food and water and money, those in hospitals with incurable diseases, or why He took away our loved ones? We can't blame God for the problems that we've caused, and even the consequences that the people before us made. The reason why these things happen? Is because of sin. When this world was made by God, it was perfect, like how He wanted it to be, the trees, lands, oceans, seas, animals, and then Adam and Eve, He gave them free will, but why? Because God wanted a sincere and genuine relationship with man, that for love to be real, it can't be forced, but with a choice. And so, Adam and Eve had two choices, they could either obey God, or disobey, sadly, they chose to disobey. Because of that, there's a rift between us and God and through generations after, there's a sin nature within us. It's a propensity and tendency towards sin. Romans 3:23 states that we all fall short of the glory of God. You, and I, and everyone here have sinned, I'm not saying this as if I'm flawless, but because I too am not perfect, and full of flaws. I've done things to escape from pain, even though I know they're wrong and they'll ruin my life. I've said bad things with my mouth, had bad relationships that I wish I could've fixed sooner. Even suffering from addictions. And because of that, we have a penalty to pay, Romans 6:23 says that the wages of sin is death. So it means that we have a death sentence, our good works can't save us, nor can God be bribed to let us in Heaven because He's just, and He must punish sin. So the consequence is Hell, which is separation from Him, and what's sad is that Hell wasn't made for us in the first place, it was made for satan and his angels. But because we choose to reject God and love the devil more, because we side with the enemy more, we too are going to partake in the punishment. So the good news? We're made in God's image, in the image of a Father who created this whole universe and even us, who even loves us. But the bad news is that we have sinned against Him and we are to pay the penalty. But the good news of the Gospel is that Jesus, who's fully God and fully man, went to this earth, lived the perfect life we couldn't live, and died the death that we deserve for our sins against God on the cross. That's an act of His love for us. Jesus never did anything wrong, never said anything wrong and not even in His thoughts, yet He died for us, to take the punishment. He was buried but, three days later, He rose again, and what we're called to do with the gift of salvation from Him is to repent, and place our faith in Him. Jack, you may have gone through a bad experience, maybe a loss, betrayal, an addiction, but I want to tell you that no matter what happened in your past, even if you think you can't be forgiven, Jesus wants to forgive you, He died for you, He loves you, He CARES about you! I'm not saying this for my own benefit as well, but because it's a message from my heart that I have to share. God always has a plan for your life, even if you don't think so, I don't know if this message will help you, if it does, I'm glad. And Jack, thank you for having the time to read this comment, hahaha God bless you, and Jesus loves you.

[@condedooku9750]

@@jackbarman7063 That's the whole point.

[@uyandaomega6525]

Love how seamlessly this moved from the current video

[@androidaxolotl8311]

0:17 wait, wouldn't a jury of the defendant's dead relatives potentially be biased towards or against the defendant (depending on how their relationship was)?

[@filipferencak2717]

I guess it depends on how far removed said relatives are.

[@setonix9151]

I mean they are in heaven, if they nefariously sabotage the trial then I don't think they'd be there

[@mottebailley4122]

I swear I thought this was going to be “Skynet nuking humanity” as a normal trial

[@bankrupt3am932]

😂 me too

[@danielkover7157]

"If you really loved thy neighbor, you'd get them off." I'll remember that the next time I bring a casserole next door or borrow some sugar.

[@dragskcinnay3184]

3:34 "-Objection: that's understandable -Sustained." Un/fortunately (your choice if you think it's a good or bad thing), the courts don't work like that 😂

[@willyguy22v26]

4:56 CRAZY RISKY LINE LMAO

[@emeralddragon2980]

You know, I'd call this kangaroo court, but that would be an insult to the kangaroos.

[@dgkoolkid3572]

Can't wait for part two when they bring up that time he did "Soaking."

[@BookMC]

finally found you in the comments XD.

[@haruthunanyan7387]

Yeah you deserve the attention kid)

[@AsiccAP]

what the fuck is "soaking"

[@dgkoolkid3572]

@@AsiccAP kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWa7dad9psStmpI

[@windfromfelixia]

If this was the case almost all of us would probably go to hell

[@guythat779]

You do realise the judgment still happens despite the format being different

[@ProsecutorZekrom]

@@guythat779 This is fiction. Funny as hell, but still fiction.

[@Sobol14]

Considering the current Meta, 100% will anyway.

[@matityaloran9157]

@@guythat779Yeah but it’s not necessarily the same punishments

[@neonh3043]

In reality the defendant would be Jesus though not a random Guardian angel who doesn't defend anything

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Pretty sure gluttony means eating so much that it ruins your life or even the lives of others. Like parents eating so much that their children are malnourished

[@Zaylic]

fortnite

[@Niaomi101]

Yeah I think that's just it too, eating way more than you need and wasting food.

[@ИльяНедбаев-у3н]

​@@TwisterTornado we produce food for 1.5 of our population guess where it goes

[@ИльяНедбаев-у3н]

@@TwisterTornado we produce food for 12 billion people

[@jebtickle4065]

@@TwisterTornado 1.5 x 8 billion = 12 billion

[@luisfilipe2023]

The Epstein island joke completely broke me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this channel always makes the best dark humor

[@kmig42]

same

[@Carboy45]

💀

[@jaijaiwanted]

Skit idea: What if all your dead relatives and ancestors were literally watching everything you did, just floating around you all the time. Watching. Judging.

[@adamsmith7885]

eventually everything will become public knowledge and everyone will be resurrected. so yes, your ancestors and descendants will look at what you did. and vice versa.

[@jaijaiwanted]

@@adamsmith7885 unlikely

[@TheChiggerBug]

I love that this went full circle

[@highcap4952]

Skit idea: The universe / earth / creation, if God were a typical engineering student.

[@smier666]

Video suggestion: god gets audited by the IRS

[@northstar4601]

Dead relative jury seems like a packed jury

[@coffeeman501]

Objection: technically speaking, Jesus should be the defense attorney as he did go to bat for humanity. Also, having Jesus in that position would be infinitely funnier since you know he'd vouch for some of these things. Like the Bottomless Fries.

[@adamsmith7885]

Jesus Christ told me I won't be judged to begin with.

[@PaoloEmilioGiardinetti]

Actually, Mary is often referred to as an advocate in Catholicism. She is the closest to a "Judgement Day defense attorney".

[@Claire-tk4do]

@coffeeman541 This is accurate and hilarious

[@DeadHardTV]

"...we continue with next sin, wich is..." "Oh god" "What"

[@louiscipher2939]

If Zach is taking skit ideas, here is one. A skit on how milk was discovered would be fun. Like the first human to walk up to a cow and....?

[@Lunch0guy]

When I think about this I just imagine a really hungry dude seeing a calf suckling on a teat, and sliding in next to it to suckle alongside.

[@YourFunkiness]

Props on having Satan be the prosecutor. Many people miss that.

[@NaudVanDalen]

1:30 This is such a mood.

[@solar_octavia]

the "your'e god, you literally can" is one of the bet lines ever

[@ikengaspirit3063]

Hey man, the rules were set long ago he can't just change it on the fly whenever.

[@geisaune793]

This channel is so funny. It reminds me so much of KZbin from like 10 or 15 years ago when everyone just did 3-4 minute skits. The sense of humor on this channel is similar to that time as well haha

[@weeblordgaming6062]

He was both able and willing to commit those sins

[@tirsden]

2:45 - Made a very poor choice of drinking coffee right then.

[@joereyes7100]

Here after watching “When you volunteer to sacrifice yourself”

[@bruisersfoodequipment1848]

These are getting better and better, Zach. Thank you for doing such a great job.

[@jonathanmoody8757]

0:44 this should be a meme lol

[@gabedarrett1301]

Agreed

[@HandsomeYoungSir]

School students when a single syllable of your name gets called on the speaker (it’s a completely different person)

[@brandonthewisp844]

the entire skit i was waiting for jesus to say "he's with me" and walk him to heaven

[@Dashmaster305]

I think we can all agree that this was NOT like a normal trial.

[@hkayakh]

0:41 fun fact, along with the definition of eating a lot, gluttony also means ‘habitual greed’ so if you hoard wealth that counts as gluttony, somehow

[@ValerioIannacone]

4:04 Be rich so I don't have to do shi* That's freaking me, and I am 20 years old💀💀💀

[@nauticaltardigrade7520]

Telling my kids this was The Last Days of Judas Iscariot (2005)

[@willowingwhispers2612]

"and a jury of your dead relatives" Oh, well damn, I would already be screwed with that alone, lol.

[@ReallyBigToaster]

“The defendant did pay for his sins” absolutely sent me! Well played

[@Cactuspresidents]

Judging by the bruises on your arm, you picked up brazilian jiu jitsu?

[@ZachStarHimself]

You are correct

[@CarletoGamesCGYT674]

Brazil Mentioned.

[@Gimmickvr]

5:10 oh GOD

[@granthqweqw5244]

"Were you ever proud" "No, I'm not trans" LMAO

[@Niaomi101]

God, I actually was expecting more of these comments

[@Otakuguy78]

If they can access the secret browser history im just going to hell, not wasting time or answering questions

[@Niaomi101]

Can I join 💀

[@allaware1971]

This ain't a trial-- this is God roasting this guy using the pride sin.

[@NoN053]

0:55 FACTS

[@shrutsilakari9711]

By far one of your best videos to date. And I say hmthat having watched every upload except 2. Many multiple times

[@anynonymous1585]

“After going through his internal thoughts” Fuck shit god damnit I’m screwed

[@virtues487]

It all comes back to this

[@Agitatius]

"after going through his personal thoughts" lol

[@ElderSteak5]

0:31 Merlin 2:07 Escanor 3:39 ban The rest are in part 2

[@shanemjn]

All I'm saying is, if we don't sin, Jesus died for nothing

[@Abderrahmen.bellaaj]

Or maybe he didn t even die for our sins

[@coolj4334]

You've done enough! You've done enough.

[@dumdum5520]

I thought he died for all the sins commited up until that point 😂 bro hasnt come back down to reset the timer for us in millions of years

[@Timeswept]

@@dumdum5520 Jesus would have existed around 2000 years ago, bud. Maybe slightly more but give or take 2000 years.

[@evannibbe9375]

Shall we go on sinning so grace may increase? (I am making a human argument.) Also, getting judged by other members of the church was established by 1 Corinthians 5:9-13.

[@NYXKISS]

I love how he’s getting judged not for premarital sex, but because he didn’t get her off 😂

[@jamimurrahman9159]

I love all the stereotypes he throws out after being asked a question; "No im not a crypto-day trader"

[@shadowstudio23]

If being cancelled was a trial would be interesting

[@Niaomi101]

I think this is actually just getting cancelled but disguised lol

[@sasi5841]

*"Turned out to be Epstein's island"* Lmao best line in the skit

[@BigdomRL]

as a Christian this is absolutely hilarious 😭

[@zcnaipowered7407]

2:40 was just straight up mean they exposed him badly

[@Tiamat-sz5qi]

Me: this is going to be a normal trial that won’t end badly -Miles Edgeworth enters the chat

[@modnik1388]

video idea: three dudes in a bar, lucifer disguised as a wealthy business man, god disguised as a drug addict/alcoholic and some random ass guy with 50k college debt thinking about his future

[@satanm8c40]

Respect for crediting the one who gave you the idea

[@4see300]

i wonder what god thought after i edged for 9hrs

[@mainaverse]

Probably “ look at the stamina on this one”

[@The_lamb_sauce]

Probably “dang it took you that long just to make that tiny thing work?”

[@rorp24]

well, since it's unnecessary for reproduction, it's 9 hours of lust... Christianity sucks

[@benjaminlore6633]

probably "wow he is fighting for so long, good for him!"

[@randallporter1404]

If Angels are watching over us, do you think they like our Pron?

[@violahero4life]

YOOOO!!! This is GREAT. Excited for PT. 2!

[@0_Body]

Is this trial not punishment enough?

[@DC00Lidiot]

2:14 "Objection, What else was he supposed to feel there?"

[@dramir5953]

This was awesome 😂😂😂 That epstein island twist had me rolling, did not expect it coming

[@Drag0nvil]

Current thoughtprocess be like: "With god as my witness, I swear that this can't possibly be any worse then hell!"

[@The_lamb_sauce]

5:00 They could’ve used a older doll

[@ChrisKetcherside]

We would be screwed outside of the begging for forgiveness as the only solution

[@chastion3689]

God is able and unwilling.

[@adamsmith7885]

God is able and willing, but you are not willing.

[@M1szS]

@@adamsmith7885 ??

[@gehlesen559]

​@@adamsmith7885 he is unwilling to grant everyone unconditional eternal maximum happiness?

[@bakutie]

@@adamsmith7885 why not make us willing

[@Niaomi101]

​@@adamsmith7885 bro is yapping about nothing

[@LucianDevine]

I wanted him to reach for god's super awesome plan and for god to slap his hand away!

[@kira.jyints]

You always manage to make actually funny trans jokes, and I appreciate that!

[@Redacted_Ruler]

Engineering students try to build Noah’s ark

[@gabedarrett1301]

Ooh I second this!

[@Slothptimal]

Wrath: Just God going on about how he can't do anything to change anything, and the defendant getting more and more pissed. Eventually, D says, "Fuuuuuck you, God" *GASPS* Devil grinning ear to ear Guardian angel bashing head off the wall

[@Dutch_has_a_plan1899]

Skit idea: When batman and the joker existed in medieval times

[@lunard8690]

im a christian, but i find hell unjustifiable and i dont think anyone should be punished in the is world or the next for who they do or do not believe in, also its not sin to be gay or bisexual

[@stereotypespecialist]

Then youre not a Christian.

[@lestercrowley1485]

What you said doesn't make you a christian. You either adhere to everything the bible tells you or don't. Your religion doesn't allow for cherry-picking although it happens all the time. The "have your cake and eat it too" mentality is hypocritical. Try some introspection before taking a label.

[@Niaomi101]

​@@lestercrowley1485bro is right, you're going directly against god's plan right there by calling him unjust.

[@lestercrowley1485]

@@Niaomi101 Don't get me wrong. No gods exist. That's beyond absurd to even contemplate. I'm just clarifying that if you choose to be a part of a particular religion, you must take the entire package it offers and not choose certain parts you like and/or accept. Otherwise, what's the point?

[@Niaomi101]

@@lestercrowley1485 I was replying to op 💀

[@rrconway9908]

YOU ARE HILARIOUS! Love your videos. You are gonna be a great actor one day!